Speaker 1: Look may oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that culture. Yes, goodness, lost culture, ding dog
Speaker 1: Lost cultures called you better relax. I said to sorry,
Speaker 1: and I said, already. These two they come in here
Speaker 1: because they have this. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm gonna apologize
Speaker 1: on behalf of the other.
Speaker 2: Take it from ding Dong, Take it from ding ready three.
Speaker 1: Ding do Lost culturists calling love television?
Speaker 2: Is that your impression of us love television?
Speaker 1: You do? You do? That's us girl us. This is
Speaker 1: on Taylor Boat. Oh my god, a housewife be like.
Speaker 2: We do that.
Speaker 1: You are ragging hell. But you know what it is.
Speaker 1: There is truth and comedy, bying for comedy, lying for comedy, comedy.
Speaker 1: Title of that. Now, keep going with this is good.
Speaker 1: I want to hear more about.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's just such a crazy world being me.
Speaker 1: Which one are you? I'm both yeah and I'm playing both.
Speaker 1: I feel this is confusing. I agree. Should we tell
Speaker 1: the people who these girls are? I didn't mean to interrupt. Well,
Speaker 1: these are two doves. I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: say duds. I was like, whoa, there are two doves,
Speaker 1: and that they're white pigeons. Oh my god, whet god, speed.
Speaker 1: You are white pigeons or white Yeah? Yeah, we are
Speaker 1: nasty birds. There's no no mama eat scraps out your hands.
Speaker 1: Something about like pigeon culture. You have to respect them.
Speaker 1: They know they're objective. Girl. They went around the world.
Speaker 1: Any environment survive? Are they in every environment? Well? Cities, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't see pigeons in the country. The original city girls.
Speaker 1: You're ready girls them they said city girls, damn figured out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when you said that, my mind went
Speaker 1: to city high and now in my head pigeons are saying,
Speaker 1: what would you do if it's some of that at home?
Speaker 1: Remember that song? I do? Remember that's very last cals.
Speaker 1: You could have put that in your entro. I mean,
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Speaker 1: what do you two do? You guys do a comedy routine?
Speaker 1: We do a comedy routine.
Speaker 3: We have all the nation and the world Doingadvillian Yeah
Speaker 3: for last very sexy comedy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so funny. It's like you're the naked ones
Speaker 4: on stage. But so is the audience in a.
Speaker 1: Mirror now in your comedy, do you feel that you
Speaker 1: hold a mirror up to society? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Are you driven by more pain in our joy?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, well that was this is Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. You know what, you guys need bad media training.
Speaker 1: We need media training bad.
Speaker 4: I've been sitting in with these girls and interviews and
Speaker 4: going these girls don't know the things.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, And I'm watching some of the clips and
Speaker 1: it's like, so you will be talking and then you'll
Speaker 1: see Bowen next to you like this right, like he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're fucking this whole press tor up.
Speaker 2: He'll keep going.
Speaker 1: Can we cut? You're supposed to go? Give?
Speaker 4: I like all the hosts equally. I don't have a favorite,
Speaker 4: and they just fall for it every.
Speaker 1: Time, every time.
Speaker 4: Barbara Walters, should we tell them the listeners, the katies, readers,
Speaker 4: publicist finalists, who these people are?
Speaker 1: Well, can we just check to see that the waivers
Speaker 1: still good? Anyways, this is in agreement, interim agreement. So
Speaker 1: wait with the w G A strike over. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: first time you've said that on pod. Yeah, this actually is.
Speaker 1: This is the most current, up to date episode. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing it in the present. Current events are happening
Speaker 1: as we speak. Is over. This is the most current
Speaker 1: episode of the podcast yet. And with that being said,
Speaker 1: I think that the big news outside of the strike
Speaker 1: being over is that you guys have a film. And
Speaker 1: I was we were talking earlier about how excited you
Speaker 1: guys are to be hitting in the campaign trail because
Speaker 1: really it's campaign. Yeah, this is the campaign absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean not what are the message boards saying, because
Speaker 1: I know you're tapped into the awards prognosticators. Are you
Speaker 1: calling me uncool? No, I'm calling you learning finger on
Speaker 1: the pulses. Here's what I'll say. There was a day
Speaker 1: in the group chat and this is just this is
Speaker 1: just the truth where you guys said we want Meghan
Speaker 1: the Stallion winning an Oscar for her song out Alpha
Speaker 1: the Alpha in the film, and I think I sent
Speaker 1: like fifty texts of like planning out a way that
Speaker 1: it can happen because I do believe and I forwarded
Speaker 1: right to listen to the savant and do this. This
Speaker 1: is me being an actual publicist. It was giving like
Speaker 1: pure knowledge.
Speaker 4: Bank I was like, this is amazing, Matt Rogers, do
Speaker 4: be knowing the prognosticators?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what's gonna happen? Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be nominated. You're not gonna win. We know. I think
Speaker 1: that we know we won't win. What I should know,
Speaker 1: But don't be disappointed. Don't be publicly disappointed because that
Speaker 1: would be not cool. Yeah you think it was privately
Speaker 1: really freaking out? Yeah, you privately you should throw a
Speaker 1: huge fit at the Oscars, break some of my own
Speaker 1: objects in my yeah, after your own Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, and start to like blame people around you,
Speaker 1: like you friends and family.
Speaker 2: You fucked up and I are someone.
Speaker 1: And then you should poison Billie Eilish in Phineas, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna got it, scream she's already got one, She's already
Speaker 1: got one.
Speaker 3: Fair really believes, Yeah, he really feels that way. Actor
Speaker 3: gonna get nominated and win for acting.
Speaker 1: So you guys not only wrote the film, but you started.
Speaker 1: We even said our name. Yeah, I said you were
Speaker 1: Josh Sharp and we did it. We did not say.
Speaker 1: We did not say that yet, and N be friends,
Speaker 1: love them and see your ears Josh Sharp and Jackson particular,
Speaker 1: Hello to the friend. I love the envy. I agree, ladies, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: and and be friends and be friends. It goes in
Speaker 1: be friends, ladies, gentlemen, if I'm ranking, and then N
Speaker 1: by enemies. Yeah, and then N be in me.
Speaker 3: Know, it's been fun around on the internet. Is with
Speaker 3: all these floods that have been happening in New York
Speaker 3: and all this dam survivor video getting posted a bunch
Speaker 3: and like girls in New York be like, but it
Speaker 3: is really good to see that little clip of them
Speaker 3: girls in that raft.
Speaker 1: Time I see it, I say, I'm glad to see
Speaker 1: these girls.
Speaker 5: If around myself and positive thing, I'm getting prosperity.
Speaker 1: It's the camera work. And the eagle left. The eagles
Speaker 1: came straight from the from the eagle outcome. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that was that was really they got ship ship. Sometimes
Speaker 1: things do get a little bit mixed up down there.
Speaker 1: The wires get crossed. Some friend's going all the way
Speaker 1: to the atus, and you know what's funny, A lot
Speaker 1: of people are going to be listening to this episode
Speaker 1: right now, being like, this is so raunchy. Well you
Speaker 1: have seen nothing, honey, because dig's the musical, this is
Speaker 1: your film. This is raunchy. This is really raunchy. Guys,
Speaker 1: didn't get raunchier the second time for you, Matt. Matt
Speaker 1: has seen it twice. Now I've seen it twice. Let's
Speaker 1: just say it's a great rewatch. It goes there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really goes there, goes there film. And you're in
Speaker 1: the film as well. I am, I am the film.
Speaker 1: What was the set like? The set was like a family.
Speaker 1: It was small and cheap and shitty, like a family,
Speaker 1: like small, cheap and shitty. And you guys had Megan
Speaker 1: the Stallion for two and a half hours. We had
Speaker 1: two more days two days of actually actually yeah, four days,
Speaker 1: four days wow. And they wanted to do like a
Speaker 1: big run through of the whole movie one of the
Speaker 1: days she was there, and we're like, we can't do that.
Speaker 1: I think we can't. Just to have Megan the Stallion
Speaker 1: sort of sitting in the trail and being like, okay,
Speaker 1: I brought a book. She's reading The Velvet Rage because
Speaker 1: she wants to get to White Gas better. She's like
Speaker 1: I thought I would get to know white gays better.
Speaker 1: I'm reading the Velvet Rage. I'm reading the Velvet Range
Speaker 1: during a stopdown in my trainel while they do the
Speaker 1: whole They're going to go walk through the.
Speaker 2: Whole film physical book, walking around like Bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my team at White Gaze, I might as well
Speaker 1: get to know them better. Clip.
Speaker 5: She's like walking around Bonga shea culture number seventeen.
Speaker 1: Bongo bongo bugo. Ah, wow, she should cover that. She
Speaker 1: should cover that. We'll cover that absolutely. She should cover
Speaker 1: Boom of Disney. She should cover bongos. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think she remembers being in your movie?
Speaker 1: We actually wondered if she did, and then when we
Speaker 1: got this year in SNL, she confirmed she did. She confirmed,
Speaker 1: she was like, but truly, it is such a you
Speaker 1: ever dreamed that. We were like, she doesn't know who
Speaker 1: we are, And then we saw her and she was like,
Speaker 1: hey boys.
Speaker 4: What I was saying to her all week was I
Speaker 4: was like, Joshan Aaron are coming this weekend. She goes really,
Speaker 4: and then she sees them at the after party, lights up,
Speaker 4: and then she goes, now there's been a competition.
Speaker 1: Wait what did she say?
Speaker 3: It was like everybody here all week and saying, oh,
Speaker 3: josh Air and Joshnaer they're my best friends, They're my
Speaker 3: best friends. And I said, no, they're my best It was.
Speaker 1: A competition to see who was best friends with Joshnira.
Speaker 1: This is no. At the same time, don't have her number,
Speaker 1: no way to communicate, which I think is how it
Speaker 1: should be. People always like you'll message I'm like, do
Speaker 1: I message her? No? Tell me.
Speaker 3: The next time that's not right is at the Academy Awards.
Speaker 3: At the Academy Awards, when I'm handing her her trophy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I'm side stage she comes off of her performance,
Speaker 1: I tell her down, great job, babe, great job. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. You know what's gonna happen. Bowen Yang is
Speaker 1: gonna give the award for Best Original Song. He's gonna
Speaker 1: open the envelope. He's gonna be like, this is my
Speaker 1: impression of bone Yang presenting Let's see it La La
Speaker 1: Land and the Oscar goes to how these things are
Speaker 1: not easy to open. Yeah, my fingers are hmmm. Billie
Speaker 1: Eilish and Phineas for a Barbie featuring that TikTok woman. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The song although enjoyment, Oh enjoyment sheet a special oscar.
Speaker 4: She should get a special oscar, certainly, Oh, definitely, she'd
Speaker 4: put that song on the mound.
Speaker 1: Maybe Billy performs this song as is she does her
Speaker 1: version during in memoriam. Oh, that would be I'm sad again.
Speaker 1: I'm sad again, queensy lock at the Oscars. We must
Speaker 1: get her. She should definitely at least do the red
Speaker 1: carpet and interview everyone coming exactly at the very least, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they do get like TikTok gloss to do that.
Speaker 1: She's one of the biggest. Do you even understand how
Speaker 1: big she is on the top, She's huge. On the
Speaker 1: talk you have twenty thousand followers I have you are
Speaker 1: covering the camera? Sorry? Out of our shops? Is it
Speaker 1: always visual? Now? Where's the clam squad for the important girls? Now?
Speaker 1: How are you guys transitioning into fall?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sweating like a damn to horse at the
Speaker 1: race because yeah, it's warm. I was. I got off
Speaker 1: at the wrong station, a station too early because I
Speaker 1: was so excited, so I had to walk really fast
Speaker 1: and I worked up a sweepings to a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Happens to one station too early. Really, you know, I
Speaker 1: hear that they say that the subway system is going
Speaker 1: to be getting air conditioning. Really, I'll believe that in Taiwan.
Speaker 1: When I went ten thousand years ago to Taiwan, they
Speaker 1: had a c in there. I'm like, come on, why
Speaker 1: can't we have a C and ours? Well, their batty
Speaker 1: actually actually couldn't handle what happened the other day with
Speaker 1: the rain. So I don't know that we should be
Speaker 1: holding our breath for air conditioning.
Speaker 2: We should be holding our breath because we're gonna be
Speaker 2: under the water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, the era you said that, you said that
Speaker 1: better learn to free dive? Is that what it's called? Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah when.
Speaker 1: The guys that are the guys gallos k oh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was amazing and Titanic, she really was. She was
Speaker 1: star turn wouldn't you say? Oh, man, do you think
Speaker 1: that they invented the phrase star turn from when she
Speaker 1: turned around in the Film's.
Speaker 3: So Good and It's with a hat. Different movie Cinderella
Speaker 3: Live Action, Kate Blanchette reveal Stepmother is a full hat
Speaker 3: turn evil. It's that's a really good star turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you get the opportunity to turn around in
Speaker 1: a hat on screen. You better eat, better eat, you
Speaker 1: better eat. That's actually really good. Better come hungry and
Speaker 1: leave fall. That's really coach number twenty. If you had
Speaker 1: the opportunity to turn around on screaming the hat, you
Speaker 1: better you better come and leave full longest real ever.
Speaker 1: It's one of the longest rules ever. I'mke so by
Speaker 1: the end. Yeah, but important rule. So Nathan Lane must
Speaker 1: have been one of your heroes growing up. What was
Speaker 1: it like to share time with him on set? And
Speaker 1: did he give you any advice? He said, stick with
Speaker 1: it girls, did he No? He honestly mostly said like
Speaker 1: I can't believe you've got me here. You can't believe
Speaker 1: we're doing it.
Speaker 3: No, we love Nathan and we loved working with Nathan
Speaker 3: and we're friends to this very day.
Speaker 1: Wow, you did get some media training, yeah, Nathan was
Speaker 1: The truth is for Nathan when like anytime we were
Speaker 1: just like waiting and we're all, you know, waiting around
Speaker 1: and be like.
Speaker 3: Well, Nathan like list a specific project and be like
Speaker 3: just go and he'd be like well and they just
Speaker 3: talk like you just sit there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Just father's a yarn father.
Speaker 4: I mean, it was surreal for me at least did
Speaker 4: I think we even talked about this, like, oh, my filter,
Speaker 4: we even talked about this.
Speaker 1: Where unfiltered, I'm unfiltered and don't pop your uncut, unfiltered,
Speaker 1: uncut and unbothered, my spin off and unwell, unfiltered, uncut
Speaker 1: on well and unmoorned from reality and uncle.
Speaker 2: To a beautiful girl.
Speaker 1: If I'm lucky and my sister gets pregnant any day now,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have to be pregnant. I'm working on it.
Speaker 1: She does not have to get pregnant for you to
Speaker 1: be an uncle you're talking about. She could win one
Speaker 1: in a lottery. She could steal one. She could steal
Speaker 1: it anyways, be an uncle. Just take one off the street.
Speaker 1: Of course, you see a kid, but grab it. Rab
Speaker 1: you want to be a parent, you see a kid,
Speaker 1: take it. So obviously, the climate while we're talking about
Speaker 1: taking kids off the street, the climate is really nasty
Speaker 1: right now out there. Are you nervous about releasing this
Speaker 1: film to a very conservative country.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yes, yes, every night I say prayers to
Speaker 3: God that the conservatives will acce the film.
Speaker 1: And as you know, we need this film to recoup.
Speaker 1: We need this film to make three hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: million dollars. That was the budget. That was just Meg,
Speaker 1: That was just me.
Speaker 4: That was for Meg's nails, for her nails and her
Speaker 4: first edition of the Velvet rae.
Speaker 1: Yeah do you want for You had her first EDITIONE
Speaker 1: copy signed by every gay man. It took a lot
Speaker 1: of time. You signed it, right. I literally brought the
Speaker 1: Velvet Rage up in therapy the other day because I
Speaker 1: haven't read it, and my therapist was like, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why do you say that. She goes,
Speaker 1: it's very it's really for white gas. That's cruel. I
Speaker 1: love that. That's cool, a little bit hot, a little bit,
Speaker 1: she goes, but you know what that for that reason,
Speaker 1: you might get a lot out of it. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: and then she was like, that'll be four hundred dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, Baget Cook. Yeah yeah that's what she said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Maria me getting mission out of my Finally it's visuals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see this is the stuff you're missing in our episode. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's so many funny things that happen when you can
Speaker 1: see the performer. Yeah. Speaking of seeing, what were you
Speaker 1: going to say about Nathan Lane and seeing Oh, I was.
Speaker 4: Just going to say they were fun moments in between
Speaker 4: setups in the chair where it was Nathan Meg Melally cameo. Spoiler,
Speaker 4: Nick Offerman spoiler, am I Allogic spoil.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But it was just like and then Amy Joe.
Speaker 1: It was like relative, Aaron's relative, and it was us
Speaker 1: just kind of sitting in the back listening to these
Speaker 1: people talk. It was lovely. It was really fun. That's
Speaker 1: all I had to share. It was the time we
Speaker 1: were at dinner with Nathan and Malally and they were
Speaker 1: both trading Elaine stretch stories and Aaron and I were
Speaker 1: true like grabbing thighs off the table and jerking each
Speaker 1: other off to complete as well multiple loads under the table, disgusting.
Speaker 2: I owe her a cleaning fee, and.
Speaker 1: I spilled, oh my god, well you were spilling tea.
Speaker 1: You guys were spilling come and now you're spilling all
Speaker 1: the secrets on the podcast. I was coming ship so
Speaker 1: that everyone out there, I mean, hopefully it's excited about
Speaker 1: the movie and goes to see it, opening weekend October sixth,
Speaker 1: the New York City, LA and San Francisco and San Francisco,
Speaker 1: San Francisco. I wonder, why why do you think what
Speaker 1: do you think it is. I think it's something to
Speaker 1: do with that bay. Yeah that. I think the film
Speaker 1: has so many illusions and references to Bay Day. It's
Speaker 1: like the Bay and the bridges and bridges, the bridges
Speaker 1: the weekend after expanding to Mandalay Bay. Oh you're kidding,
Speaker 1: You're kidding. Now, eventually are they going to be able
Speaker 1: to see this in the middle of the country on
Speaker 1: the twenty out loud, I can't believe this film is
Speaker 1: even playing.
Speaker 2: It's going to be at the Angelic.
Speaker 1: Wait where are you the real ernest question, where are
Speaker 1: you going to buy a ticket to go see it?
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I want to wait a couple
Speaker 1: weeks to buy a ticket. But well, wait, when does
Speaker 1: this episode come out? This comes out on Wednesday? Oh? Okay, Wednesday. Why? Actually,
Speaker 1: we've been told that the thing that most helps a
Speaker 1: film like this is people coming opening weekend. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's everyone, your your readers know this. So like New York,
Speaker 1: it's playing at the Angelica and sixty sixth Street and
Speaker 1: then uh brookouts brookouts a write that down. That's where
Speaker 1: it's playing downtown draft Land. But we're doing Q and
Speaker 1: as at Angelica Friday and Saturday at eight. Yes, perverts
Speaker 1: could come and shop things. Yeah, I love that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you don't want the first experience of seeing the
Speaker 1: movie to have Nicole Kimman.
Speaker 2: Before it that.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, and that's where I do it. We're
Speaker 1: doing Q and as at the six fifteens. That's true. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if we'll be able to watch
Speaker 1: We've watched it several times and do still enjoy watching it.
Speaker 1: But now I'm excited to have a break and then
Speaker 1: maybe go like a Tuesday night at eleven Mill fucking Stone.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it Stone, I haven't seen its day.
Speaker 1: I really want to see it stoned, Oh, tail, I
Speaker 1: may have been a little high the first time I've
Speaker 1: had cocktails and seen it. I haven't been drunk, bunny,
Speaker 1: but I want to go fully stoned. Yeah, because, as
Speaker 1: you know, it's like a bit of it's not explicitly
Speaker 1: a stoner film, but it's certainly readings the stoners that
Speaker 1: enjoy comedy would be enjoying being stoned to watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of dumb jokes.
Speaker 1: This one's for the girls that are the freaks, the fags,
Speaker 1: the weird, the quirdo the losers for the ones who
Speaker 1: have always felt scapegoaded Larry wins and delinquents. Larry legitimately,
Speaker 1: he's like, I believe A twenty four needs to know
Speaker 1: to market this film to truant and delinquence. People should
Speaker 1: be skipping. We should encourage students to skip schools and
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes and cigarettes during this We're like, we passed
Speaker 1: that along, and we did. Literally I did. I got
Speaker 1: screencap sent to A twenty four and they were like,
Speaker 1: totally on it. I mean, maybe my favorite fact about
Speaker 1: like my life over the past two weeks is the
Speaker 1: fact that I got to meet Larry at Sir like
Speaker 1: sex Unit restaurant where your after party was, which was
Speaker 1: an inspired choice because for me, Sir is mostly a museum.
Speaker 1: And wait, when we premiered in Toronto eight twenty four
Speaker 1: chos as are pre party who there another inspired choice.
Speaker 1: So they've been nailing it. I will say they do
Speaker 1: know how to put out a movie. They know how
Speaker 1: to put out a movie. That group.
Speaker 3: That group, I do not that group, and that's a
Speaker 3: bunch of truance, delinquents, freaks and queerness. Don't forget losers
Speaker 3: and loser Yeah, losers, all those who felt scapego to
Speaker 3: their entire life.
Speaker 1: But larryet Sir is an interesting contract. I tell you
Speaker 1: I walk in there's well, it's funny that you say that,
Speaker 1: because in high school you're about to cry. I'm literally
Speaker 1: weeping in high school. I remember my my ap euro
Speaker 1: teacher was like, I went to go see Borat, don't
Speaker 1: go see it. It was like, it was not funny.
Speaker 1: It was the funniest movie I've ever seen. You all
Speaker 1: can't see it. So of course then we all went
Speaker 1: and it was it was very true and delinquents of
Speaker 1: us to be like fifteen and going to see Brat,
Speaker 1: But I hope fifteen year olds see this. That's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nasty l kids. I mean again, being earnest set that,
Speaker 1: it's like, who knows how the movie you'll do. It
Speaker 1: might full flop, but it's like if it's somebody's like
Speaker 1: waiting for Guffman, if it's like what it was for
Speaker 1: me at fifteen. If it's that, then it's like god bless.
Speaker 1: Maybe if it's somebody's wet hot, I don't.
Speaker 4: I might not have license to say this being involved,
Speaker 4: but I feel like it will one hundred percent have
Speaker 4: that sort of legacy it's so good and for people
Speaker 4: who don't know Larry Charles directed it, bore out sign
Speaker 4: felled criby enthusiasm one.
Speaker 2: I want to rewatch Bruno. I got to rewatch it
Speaker 2: is funny Bruno is.
Speaker 3: He told some crazy stories about shooting that too, how
Speaker 3: they had to build like an escape tunnel from one
Speaker 3: of the situations because they were like, this is going
Speaker 3: to turn really violent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was the sex party. No, I
Speaker 1: think it was. Doesn't Bruno like go to like a
Speaker 1: w W E mask? Yes, yes, escape.
Speaker 3: And they filmed things ice. They would do the completely
Speaker 3: new setups and like new situations and the first time
Speaker 3: it got so scary when the second time they built
Speaker 3: an escape chunnel.
Speaker 1: Larry also has a story of because they were like
Speaker 1: showing research and stuff and they went to like cat
Speaker 1: club they like face and you have to like strip
Speaker 1: naked to go in basically other than him, they let
Speaker 1: him keep his clothes on.
Speaker 2: He was like, I think they thought I was a rapie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, I was walking around fully closed,
Speaker 1: everyone else naked. I'm in a suit and my long beard.
Speaker 1: I think they think I'm a rap I. They're like, you, sir,
Speaker 1: you don't have to hear a man of the cloth.
Speaker 1: You don't have to take off your club, but well instead,
Speaker 1: just as you are. Larry has incredible stories. You just
Speaker 1: I tried to pick up your key, and that was
Speaker 1: you tried to pick a meet key.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt Roger, do you think that I sing very high?
Speaker 1: I think? Are you singing it very high? You just
Speaker 1: you They need to think I'm a good singer. And
Speaker 1: this Friday, wink you really do slay. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's not just a big Friday for you. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm still it's a big Friday. I'm gonna come in.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, hey, shut the film down high
Speaker 1: every projector they really don't know yet what it is, right,
Speaker 1: they don't know. That's fun. If you're listening to this
Speaker 1: on the fourth, you'll know in two days on your
Speaker 1: way today you've got your ear pods.
Speaker 2: Then he wanted to call it the identical Time, Know
Speaker 2: me too?
Speaker 1: I call it twins. Always said that the director's cut,
Speaker 1: like twenty years, same movie, just called fucking yeah, just
Speaker 1: when the culture will let us call it yeah in
Speaker 1: twenty gorgeous years? Was it always going to change the
Speaker 1: title because for people that don't know. It was originally
Speaker 1: a UCB show called Fucking Identical Corract and it was
Speaker 1: sort of which I think we've discussed many times on
Speaker 1: the podcast Watershed. Oh yeah, water Stage Production did want
Speaker 1: to call it Fucking Identical Twins, and it only changed
Speaker 1: sort of very late in the game when they were like,
Speaker 1: theaters will not show it. I think they were likemcs
Speaker 1: were like, no, the Eagle is saying. I think they
Speaker 1: might have suspected, but I think they were hoping we
Speaker 1: might be able to put enough asterisks or something. That's
Speaker 1: funny to hear that.
Speaker 3: They were like in France though, they'll like add sex
Speaker 3: to the titles of movies. When you do like international
Speaker 3: distribution of your they're like, it should be frozen Penis
Speaker 3: Penis Penis to frozen. Are you excited for Wish?
Speaker 1: No? What wish? Just Disney Disney A yeah, wait, what
Speaker 1: is it about?
Speaker 3: It's just like it's about a wish. The thing I'm
Speaker 3: excited about is the animation stuff. Oh yeah, they're mixing
Speaker 3: computer and animation with two D hands.
Speaker 1: I do think that's great. I will I want a
Speaker 1: little more to d up in my gig. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a risk here and say this. She performed like
Speaker 1: the song at D twenty three at some point or
Speaker 1: at some like Disney thing like, she performed like the
Speaker 1: song twenty three, and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: that song doesn't write a start with me. It was
Speaker 1: a songwriters I don't know, and I feel sad, but
Speaker 1: I feel sad. I don't want to but something, who
Speaker 1: ever has written it, I've enjoyed ninety eight percent. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And maybe just out of context, maybe when
Speaker 1: you see this, maybe it was a little sidekicks swimman
Speaker 1: next to her and you hear that Mermaid song out
Speaker 1: of context? Yeah, yeah, did you put her under the sea?
Speaker 1: I get it. I usually like when I first hear
Speaker 1: these songs, like if it's good, I love it. Like
Speaker 1: I think I loved how Far.
Speaker 2: I'll Go right away.
Speaker 1: I loved how Far.
Speaker 2: It's really a dirt one of the great Disney dirtches.
Speaker 1: It's a prayer when she fucking in Act three of
Speaker 1: that movie when she's jumping off the raft and you yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a slash. Oh yeah, no, she down maa ate,
Speaker 1: she came hungry and left full. Let's just say back
Speaker 1: to poop after mamana'ates so hard and she had poop.
Speaker 1: Later on, she pooped out of her dick hole. I
Speaker 1: don't like this. You read The Eagle last night. You
Speaker 1: got it all out of here? Are you guys more
Speaker 1: self conscious about being gay or gross? Gay?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gay? Well the movie's coming out so gross. Day is tacky.
Speaker 1: You're wearing a rainbow flag and you love damn you know.
Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion, she actually just left. We had her
Speaker 1: was here on the way out and she was walking
Speaker 1: in the last page. She turned the last page of
Speaker 1: alver Age and said she threw it to the ground
Speaker 1: and said, tacky book.
Speaker 3: Have you you seen Pride and Prejudice starring here nightly?
Speaker 3: H Yeah, how the movie opens. She's like walking around
Speaker 3: reading like bell and then she finishes the book and
Speaker 3: she just like puts it to her chat. That's what
Speaker 3: Meg Didie.
Speaker 1: She goes, she said gently put it to her chest
Speaker 1: and said, tay, what was the last book you read?
Speaker 1: Because this is a true reader.
Speaker 3: I've been but I've been in a bad reading slump
Speaker 3: due to the press site, due to the press. But
Speaker 3: I am almost done with The Virgin Suicides, which I've
Speaker 3: never I never seen the movie. I'm excited because you
Speaker 3: know I love Kirsten.
Speaker 1: We grew up with her. Yeah, absolutely, I mean she
Speaker 1: didn't grow up with me, but I come with her.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny together? But I do feel like if
Speaker 1: she came in here, she would feel immediately supportive. Jesse
Speaker 1: Plemons types rank us in terms of who's the most
Speaker 1: Jesse Plemmons to least reverse what's starting from the least
Speaker 1: least like Jesse least got them moves like Jagger got them,
Speaker 1: least got them movements. I got them, was like Clemens.
Speaker 1: I got them, was like Clemens.
Speaker 4: There's an episode of Grades and Anamy that Jesse Clemmons
Speaker 4: is in. It has the Aaron's length of hair. Oh
Speaker 4: so I'm most You're most? So number one is you
Speaker 4: is Aaron?
Speaker 1: Wow? This is a huge honor. So have you me?
Speaker 2: I have not met Kirsten Dunce No.
Speaker 1: Refused.
Speaker 3: Maybe someone I would accidentally against my will, Like if
Speaker 3: I saw her on the street, be.
Speaker 5: Like Kirsta, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to, and then my body would just
Speaker 3: like that doctor Duncet, doctor Dunst.
Speaker 1: I'd be interacted on Twitter. Maybe that makes me number
Speaker 1: two because I'm an interaction with her, so that like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of like interacting with him. Definitely your number two.
Speaker 2: What was the interaction I wanted?
Speaker 1: Well, she we did a game on game show when
Speaker 1: it was on Quibbi called Respect Kirsten, and it was
Speaker 1: just they had to name Kirsten Duns facts as much
Speaker 1: as they could in thirty seconds. And she saw it
Speaker 1: and reposted it and that's huge. I think even did
Speaker 1: an emoji like mind blown or something that was good.
Speaker 1: That was a good interaction with your That's a great interaction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that makes you the second most, like jest Jess. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: between you guys.
Speaker 4: Wow, I could see Josh in an episode of Fargo.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure.
Speaker 4: Mostly I think I'm the least like you're the least.
Speaker 4: I have no similarities to plumbing.
Speaker 1: I think you so well. You scan them.
Speaker 2: You're actor star your sketch comedian.
Speaker 1: I'm a sketch comedian.
Speaker 2: Women's is an actor and we're actors in your sketch comedian.
Speaker 1: That's true. You put on wigs and say filth late
Speaker 1: at night on television six Yeah, dan Ackroyd. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: felt that doesn't even make it into they tossed it
Speaker 1: on YouTube.
Speaker 2: That seems inefficient. That doesn't seem like gosh.
Speaker 1: I would agree. I just got it's from A twenty four.
Speaker 1: They said they're going to toss the movie on YouTube. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to toss this on YouTube. Guy, Well, people's
Speaker 1: app exactly a lot of people get really big from you.
Speaker 1: As Miranda Sing. We could be the next Miranda Sings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is your comment on the controversy. We watched that
Speaker 1: in Fire Island, the whole that we watched, the whole
Speaker 1: apology video, the song. Oh yeah, the apology video was dark,
Speaker 1: ten ten and a half minute. Mary launched it all
Speaker 1: very long. Pat Reagan left like living fact.
Speaker 2: She's referencing, Oh wait.
Speaker 1: Was he like up to date on the h He
Speaker 1: was up to date on the scandal, And she tod,
Speaker 1: I'm more of a mister beast guy when it comes
Speaker 1: to youtubey. I don't know her. Anyone follow Laura in
Speaker 1: the Kitchen. Laura in the Kitchen.
Speaker 4: Is the Rachel Ray of YouTube. She's making the quick
Speaker 4: little meals. Oh what's your favorite thing that she's made?
Speaker 1: And least favorite? What's the most like Jesse Plemon she's made?
Speaker 1: She has made Oh my god, most like.
Speaker 3: What's the dish that's most like Jessemen that Laura in
Speaker 3: the kitchen has made.
Speaker 1: Yout beef stew. You just love be I just love
Speaker 1: beef like I love Jesse Plemmons. Maybe you're like Jesse
Speaker 1: in that way. It's flipped. We did it wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: the least like you're the least. Can I say? I
Speaker 1: actually feel not like Jesse Plemmons wise, totally different skill set.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I'm like Jesse. He's in Game Night.
Speaker 1: That's comedy. That's comedy's funny. I just I don't know
Speaker 1: if I do what he did in the Power of
Speaker 1: the Dog. I think I'm more. Yeah, I think we're
Speaker 1: all more. To be honest with you, actually, I think
Speaker 1: I'm the most Benedict. And I'm curious to know. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to downstairs and then you're strumming the guitar menacingly from.
Speaker 3: The become a fun woman at the restaurant in the beginning, Oh,
Speaker 3: having a nice time, and it's like this is awkward.
Speaker 1: Remember they leave.
Speaker 2: I think I'm a female director.
Speaker 1: Champion.
Speaker 2: Didn't we talk about her the room?
Speaker 1: Wow? We love that woman. We love that woman and
Speaker 1: her artistry, and I feel like it's been a long
Speaker 1: enough time now where I can say that I was
Speaker 1: at the Critics Choice Awards that she was at the
Speaker 1: ear power of the dog and she was busting it
Speaker 1: down at that after part. Do you remember, I remember
Speaker 1: we were with our oscars very Eagles like Night, the
Speaker 1: Eagles like the Eagle like Night. Basically that was like
Speaker 1: if Hollywood went to the Who was fucking Williams and
Speaker 1: Andrew Garfield?
Speaker 2: Wow, they've had sparks for years?
Speaker 3: Well they is anyone ever spoken on the fact that
Speaker 3: Andrew Garfield's last name is Garfield?
Speaker 1: Which is that cat? Yeah? I'm sure, I'm s time
Speaker 1: I hear his name, I think of the Orange does
Speaker 1: What does that make you think of the man? Just
Speaker 1: it's silly, silly, It's plain silly.
Speaker 3: I think of him, I think of Odie, I think
Speaker 3: of Laadi.
Speaker 2: What if his name is Andrew Andrew normal?
Speaker 1: Here's my impression of Andrew Garfield being asked about this. Okay, okay, well,
Speaker 1: at first it was actually quite annoying because this is
Speaker 1: all all all wrong, This secondary is wrong. Primary school
Speaker 1: people would they would say Goldfield, Goldfield, and I would
Speaker 1: just I mean logic to cats, which people don't know
Speaker 1: very high sort of reminded me of cats. Okay, I
Speaker 1: hate to say this is sort of a Jesse plemmons.
Speaker 1: Are you You are so dialed in in a full
Speaker 1: Clemens perfect Clemens.
Speaker 5: Put.
Speaker 1: This effected my mind blown.
Speaker 2: Kirsten Dunst tweet, Sorry I.
Speaker 1: Did take it's going to cost ten thousand. When are
Speaker 1: you worried about the budget? I was always spending rich
Speaker 1: rich rich evil white rich man. I'm feeling velvet rage
Speaker 1: at you, velvet rage.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling velvet rage.
Speaker 1: Burning velvet. I'm burning velvet.
Speaker 2: Planning n Taylor Bow was fun.
Speaker 1: It's really fun. I was so tired, like of course,
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done. I was with Whitaker seeing Princess
Speaker 1: the my Rudolph Prince cover. Oh my god, so fun.
Speaker 1: I heard she did an impression.
Speaker 4: Mine did an impression of something like an abstract concept.
Speaker 1: You lip sinks the actually lip thinks. That's a good
Speaker 1: It was really good. It's really funny. My falsetto is.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I mean. She also did a classic
Speaker 1: bit where like at a break between a song, her
Speaker 1: partner gave her like a banana phone and she was
Speaker 1: just like I was gonna say her best friend who
Speaker 1: she's in the band with, whose name? I forgot? Her
Speaker 1: best friend better be her husband? Thank you say that
Speaker 1: that better had been in her vows.
Speaker 4: My best friend, my confidence, and you will hand me
Speaker 4: a banana phone at my shows.
Speaker 1: It's a classic Maya bit. She answers the phone and goes,
Speaker 1: the fuck do you want? I'm brizzy, putting an R
Speaker 1: in a word is very room, I'm prettyzzy, very Brian
Speaker 1: Jordan Alvarez where they are, I'm brizzy, I said, my Brizzy.
Speaker 1: I think welt might be the funniest thing.
Speaker 4: Well, I finally heard that sitting song for the first
Speaker 4: time is so beautiful. J Ma tj mat I mean Brian.
Speaker 4: Jordan Navarez was also at Sex Unique Restaurant the night
Speaker 4: of the premiere.
Speaker 1: Yes, what a good vibe, Yeah, great gold vibes. Great
Speaker 1: what oldies? Oh great old great old That was like
Speaker 1: on the radio when I grew up. I remember I
Speaker 1: remember B one O three or something. Yeah, could very
Speaker 1: well be that could very well very well be that
Speaker 1: something else one hundred remember that one light fow y'all
Speaker 1: are and Matt Rogers keys and there we are picking high.
Speaker 1: That's a bow and key. You'd be shocked at how
Speaker 1: low I can get. I can do it too, Raine, No,
Speaker 1: did you do? Did down? What are you singing?
Speaker 2: In the Survivor theme?
Speaker 1: Let him Go? He did the other night and we
Speaker 1: sang Patrick Rogers saying he wasn't man enough for me.
Speaker 1: And we both have portray We both have stories about
Speaker 1: how our mothers when we were little, we would do
Speaker 1: that song and my mom used to say, I have
Speaker 1: to put him on Rosie. She wanted to put me
Speaker 1: on Rosie o' donald doing my Tony Brax so good
Speaker 1: on and would have cut up. Oh yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: was on Rosie as a Harry Potter expert. Whoa Rosie
Speaker 1: was on when Harry Potter was on? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: forget how old Harry Potter is because old? Can we
Speaker 1: reach your old? Al crazy? This is one of the
Speaker 1: really means we can share this. I just want to
Speaker 1: say I love this artist. We talk worshipless artist. This
Speaker 1: is as a casting director. I was talking as a
Speaker 1: cast There is apparently a rumor that there's going to
Speaker 1: be a revival of the Sound of Music, and we
Speaker 1: were all saying, who will play Maria the lead, the nun,
Speaker 1: the Julie Andrews part carry. People are tossing out ideas.
Speaker 3: We were talking about how amazing that revival of Into
Speaker 3: the Woods was, and Matt Rogers says, what about Sarah
Speaker 3: burrellas for Maria?
Speaker 2: And I said old altoe and everyone.
Speaker 1: Fell to the ground.
Speaker 2: It was the nextiest reason.
Speaker 3: Is the character is a young soprano and Sarah is
Speaker 3: so young but not eighteen.
Speaker 1: Sarah is not Maria, and I worshiped Sarah. We would
Speaker 1: suck Sarah's toad. I would suck her toe absolute. She
Speaker 1: seems fun. Have you interacted with her? But you hear
Speaker 1: the Biden thing? Did you hear the Broadway for Biden's
Speaker 1: that night?
Speaker 3: So she there was this big concept a lot of
Speaker 3: Broadway stars singing for Joe Biden, and then a bunch
Speaker 3: of climb Hunter Hunter for a Hunter.
Speaker 2: They called songs for Hunter. It's for Hunter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all sing the York song Hunter. It was amazing. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: and Sarah's singing over the Rainbow first song opening the concert,
Speaker 1: and then a bunch of climate protesters come in and like,
Speaker 1: you know, are protesting. She pro just sings through it
Speaker 1: and then like makes a bunch of jokes afterwards, but
Speaker 1: was also celebrating the protest. Everyone was like chic, gorgeous, stunning,
Speaker 1: and only an old alto could do that.
Speaker 3: You would have buckled, buckled under the pressure, lost her voice,
Speaker 3: never sang again. It would have been terrible. What was
Speaker 3: Aaron and I favorite joke to do on set?
Speaker 1: I got it? My bit that I do is I
Speaker 1: have COVID. I'm feeling symptoms. It's like it's a hot
Speaker 1: I think I might be having some. And the period
Speaker 1: is I have COVID. I have COVID. COVID. Honey, is
Speaker 1: this covido? Wow? Like hot? Under the shirts? I have
Speaker 1: om cron What do you say it? Just like you
Speaker 1: nowhere we sang live right right right, I've done it,
Speaker 1: of course, just like you white making light of COVID
Speaker 1: nineteen dare you other races suffer? I think it's a
Speaker 1: hilarious sickness. Your rageous velant rights velvet. You are beat
Speaker 1: red black velvet, black velvet, please, the black velveteen rabbit
Speaker 1: is something there, rage bit velveteen rage bit velvet. That's good,
Speaker 1: that's so good, really, yeah, velveteen rage. So it's just
Speaker 1: a Faggy Little Toy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more at the end, it's just like Frosty Vibess
Speaker 3: a million. I know the tale, but I've forgotten, so
Speaker 3: I guess I don't attend the tale.
Speaker 1: Wait did you hear the who is it? The rumor
Speaker 1: is Nicki Minaj is gonna play Missus love It And
Speaker 1: that's another old She has an album coming out. Look
Speaker 1: if she just in the middle like of this album
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna do Sweeney Talks. I'm doing Weeks
Speaker 1: at Fleet Street. She delays her album. This is more important. Well.
Speaker 4: The rumor on dim Wall was that they're trying to
Speaker 4: turn it into a Chicago thing where it's stunt casting
Speaker 4: every life time. I'm saying, with a song time show,
Speaker 4: you cannot bring in like three hours.
Speaker 1: I'm happy I eat. I really, could you know what
Speaker 1: I like to do? Mister Tom Actually he said the
Speaker 1: worst pison London. I make him, I take him. It's
Speaker 1: just acapella, completely out of him. Oh my, and he
Speaker 1: was beautiful. I would love to see Nicki Minaj take
Speaker 1: on the role. It's actually one of the craziest things
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. So basically I think it was on
Speaker 1: Doumois it was like an a list rapper slash voice
Speaker 1: actress me Grammy nominated a list actor, And I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: who else is like Jesse Plemons? Yeah, if she books
Speaker 1: Sweeney Todd, she is the most Jesse Plemmons out of
Speaker 1: all of us, all of us. Jesse is Sweeney, Jesse Sweeney.
Speaker 1: I would see that he could learn, he could learn.
Speaker 1: I bet it's one of those things where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's like an actor who pretends they can't sing, then
Speaker 1: they can, and then they're really good at singing. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he could do it so well. It's like a
Speaker 1: really good singer that they don't use it. We don't
Speaker 1: know has used it many times, but whenever that vibrato pops, forget. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you see that video of Meryl Streep
Speaker 1: singing on Only Murders in the Building. I mean, I watch,
Speaker 1: I'm watching the season. You love the show, Go ahead,
Speaker 1: I love the show. Adam Shankman's listening compliment it is
Speaker 1: it is out of control Merrill singing on It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like she is good. It's just like
Speaker 1: speaking of out of control because I believe it was
Speaker 1: you guys, that I first tortured with the Morning Show
Speaker 1: years ago. Have you been keeping up? Oh no, I
Speaker 1: haven't watched season There has been a cyber attack. Watch
Speaker 1: while ree was in space. I watched season two and
Speaker 1: I was gagged. So let me just say what's happened
Speaker 1: so far. While Reese was in Spaceler. She decided to
Speaker 1: do it the last minute because Jennifer Anison couldn't do it,
Speaker 1: couldn't go to space. She couldn't go to space. She
Speaker 1: had to be missus Lovett country girl gotta go to
Speaker 1: space again. Reese goes to space while she's in space
Speaker 1: as a cyber attack, and a video of her like
Speaker 1: diddling herself. Everything you're saying is real, and then they
Speaker 1: have to like pay to like get it covered up
Speaker 1: or whatever. And now John from place like an Elon
Speaker 1: Musk type, who's gonna like Jennifer Jennifer Aniston and also
Speaker 1: like by the company and like it's just now it's
Speaker 1: like all over the place, and like, by the way,
Speaker 1: this last episode, the gretel Lee of it all, that
Speaker 1: was cuockle bananas. When the waitress did what she was
Speaker 1: When the waitress did what she had to do, that
Speaker 1: was a point, but that was the one she had
Speaker 1: to do. It was beyond let's just say this, men
Speaker 1: are pigs.
Speaker 4: Men are pigs, and that's the thesis statement of the god.
Speaker 1: I learned again, spoiler, I learned that you told me
Speaker 1: that Steve Carrell.
Speaker 4: Drove off, Yeah, drives off a cleff and dies. It's
Speaker 4: because Jennifer Aniston was flashing her high beams on the
Speaker 4: opposite lane.
Speaker 1: That's particular man slob incredible bush. That's a Laura bush
Speaker 1: on somebody for Laura, somebody that's in the know, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened in the season, but a
Speaker 1: friend of mine knows what happens at the end of
Speaker 1: the season of The Morning Show and said, it's by
Speaker 1: far the craziest thing that's ever happened on the show.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what what recent gen fuck? And
Speaker 1: their eyes like glossed over and they go, it's on
Speaker 1: the level of that crazy, So I cannot gloss over
Speaker 1: in a good glow like like they couldn't believe I
Speaker 1: was guessing that, And they were like, the thing is like,
Speaker 1: your guys, like you are so bies thing you could
Speaker 1: think of. I'm imagina, this is what I'm imagining have
Speaker 1: you ever Are you familiar with the X Men franchise
Speaker 1: starring Halle Berry. I'm imagining when her eyes go white
Speaker 1: when he got star Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what happens.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 4: That's an iconic moment. Brian Singer, you did that.
Speaker 2: You went there, honey, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: You went there, King King, I know, thank you surprised,
Speaker 1: but I know who you are personal and I did
Speaker 1: you still love Usual Suspects too? Oh? Sure that was
Speaker 1: like a boy movie?
Speaker 2: What happened to him? Brian?
Speaker 1: More fine? And any of which is scary owns on
Speaker 1: the island, I'm sure, and it's having a great time
Speaker 1: on it. He's gonna like our movie.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, Well all the gay scene, well.
Speaker 4: This is Brian saying the closest thing we have to do
Speaker 4: with gay Epstein something like that.
Speaker 1: He's wrong parties for young I have a legal note.
Speaker 1: Brian Singer denies the accusation of thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for that having parties. Brian's actually never touched water Y
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 4: For evidence, we have to put a legal disclaimer like that,
Speaker 4: he denies.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see y'all in court, and can
Speaker 1: I say something? I want to be a witness on
Speaker 1: the stand at some point, and it would be so good.
Speaker 3: At bringing this up something we've sort of erased. That
Speaker 3: was the best thing that ever happened was Gwyneth Paltrow
Speaker 3: and Oh my god, why.
Speaker 1: Aren't we That was this year? That was this calendar.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 1: It's definitely a moment in culture. And then when she
Speaker 1: left and said I wish, I wish, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: The moment and the lawyer talking to her, the lawyer
Speaker 1: gagging over her was so insane. I am gagging for you. Faga. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there needs to be a documentary on Netflix about that.
Speaker 1: They have like be heard on Netflix and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: And also I'm doing press for the Supermodels documentaries. Started
Speaker 1: it watch it's I love those women, those women I
Speaker 1: love She's so cool, age crazy. Somebody was like posting
Speaker 1: a video from a show that she was walking in
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, she looks the exactly have
Speaker 1: you thought about booking all four of them together on
Speaker 1: this podcast? Linda is holding out, she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: do the podcast. She doesn't to the podcast. I don't
Speaker 1: really feel like you're Jesse Plemons too, because that was
Speaker 1: on you sound like Linda evangelista sound like a model,
Speaker 1: like a lot all they should have been should definitely
Speaker 1: judge drag Race After that, I consolutely, Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like the most iconic untucked moment when you say, or
Speaker 1: one of them, little girl, little girl, little girl, that's
Speaker 1: up there. You guys were making fun of us for,
Speaker 1: you know, liking housewives earlier. But there is a window
Speaker 1: now that's open for y'all to really jump in now
Speaker 1: that we've or New Yorkiness sir like you guys, you
Speaker 1: guys like you get it right. It's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. It's a lot I understand.
Speaker 1: I mean, I couldn't believe going in the back of
Speaker 1: the restaurant to really see where Ariano Maddox was born
Speaker 1: in that back bar, and it's you're working, right, You
Speaker 1: were working. You were a line cook that night. You
Speaker 1: were at the Crab practically at Brooklyn Crab. Oh yeah, slinging,
Speaker 1: flinging shells left right to frow up down, how you go,
Speaker 1: That's pretty much what I was doing. Did you see
Speaker 1: arionomatics on Dancing with the Stars? I did, she did
Speaker 1: down wall doing. He was voted out really how quickly
Speaker 1: immediately the first love him. I don't see him as
Speaker 1: a dancer, but not fair necessarily. You know what he did?
Speaker 1: He had fun well, and that's good. It's like sort
Speaker 1: of like you can either go one of two ways
Speaker 1: on dancing or either excellent and serf count or be
Speaker 1: like you can come having fun, you can come hungry.
Speaker 1: The better leave full, You better leave full. I think
Speaker 1: the worst thing that could ever happen. And not to
Speaker 1: shame people for trying hard at things, but if you
Speaker 1: really came hungry and then flopped, like if you were
Speaker 1: like it and I was like dancing, it's Matt Rogers
Speaker 1: with his partner lavinskay ya wow, and then you see
Speaker 1: my galvanized face, like galvanized face? Would you would be on?
Speaker 1: I would say, really, I would not do it. I
Speaker 1: wish you would say, did you do you did Celebrity Jeopardy?
Speaker 1: I did the jeopardy.
Speaker 2: I'm terrified of celebrity.
Speaker 1: Do you did? Good? Idea? I'm doing something else upcoming,
Speaker 1: which it's very No, you're gonna hear you can't announce sleep. Okay, ready,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm doing. No, actually that's wait, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: You get to meet I literally am we gotta cut
Speaker 1: this hat. That's incredible. Just don't cut it out. Just
Speaker 1: bette a ton of beep it, just beep it. We
Speaker 1: all we've been saying is sorrows.
Speaker 4: We do need y'all's opinion on Season two of The
Speaker 4: Traders casting haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it yet, but I've been watching The
Speaker 3: Australian Trade. I mean, I've seen The Traders, but not
Speaker 3: season two. Are we gonna be the ones to tell
Speaker 3: you this? Tell me you don't know the cast?
Speaker 1: Is it? Who is it? And they're gonna only have
Speaker 1: one of them be a Trader? I don't think either
Speaker 1: of them. Are You think it's too easy? It's such
Speaker 1: an easy and just like, is it still half and halfway?
Speaker 1: Is it all reality?
Speaker 3: That's much better because they were doing a good job
Speaker 3: of being like, well one of them has to be
Speaker 3: reality star.
Speaker 1: You're able to be like they have to, So this
Speaker 1: is better.
Speaker 4: The math was a little bit more like Transparent, but
Speaker 4: oh harvity Sandra and they're Phedra Peppermint.
Speaker 1: Survivor. I didn't watch season and partly because it was
Speaker 1: the mix of people. It's like, doesn't seem fun all? Really,
Speaker 1: I want to watch season two. There's like a lot
Speaker 1: of there's like c t from like the Challenge, Oh wow,
Speaker 1: fuckingas the housewives. They shows are also they picked the
Speaker 1: most insane best people. Larcas Sandra would be a really good,
Speaker 1: faithful like definitely she'd be like, you're lying, you're lying,
Speaker 1: you know, like she truly when they'll kill her to
Speaker 1: think about her really believing something sets me on Jesse.
Speaker 1: I can get loud too.
Speaker 2: From Jesse Clemmon's conviction.
Speaker 1: I can get loud to what the fuck? And the
Speaker 1: only one that when fair Play's grandmother died, quote unquote,
Speaker 1: she was like, he's lying, Sandra, and it's me, Sassy
Speaker 1: Sandra from Survivor. I heard you have a new job
Speaker 1: Saturdayight Live. I hope that your legacy on that show
Speaker 1: is like mine. On Survivor birthday, my manager got me
Speaker 1: when my book came out, a cameo for driving. At
Speaker 1: the end of it, she's like, she's not even on
Speaker 1: the season, She's just doing And then she's like Survivor
Speaker 1: Wednesday's eight s thank you, bamn damn. By the way,
Speaker 1: season just started. Oh yeah, have we seen I've seen
Speaker 1: season with a panic attack. These girls need meds. These
Speaker 1: girls called have reflux, bring your meds because you can, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, they like whatever, everyone's having a panic attack.
Speaker 1: Fair Play didn't get his meds when he was on
Speaker 1: Oh Micronesia because he needed Viking in because he just
Speaker 1: had like a big peat injury. So people are like
Speaker 1: he was so weird.
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, I mean have been did ahead transplant?
Speaker 2: You needed a new brain? This season, a lot of
Speaker 2: these girls are young.
Speaker 4: No problem, although I do think that does shift the
Speaker 4: vibe a little bit because it's nice to have people
Speaker 4: who remember.
Speaker 1: Watching the first season and they were like full grown adults. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are.
Speaker 3: A lot of super fans, which was fun, but also
Speaker 3: it's like y'all need to smoke a joint.
Speaker 1: I would like, I'm not seeing enough hot people. It
Speaker 1: is a little bit. They didn't do a ton of
Speaker 1: hots this season, no offense to all those gorgeous bodies
Speaker 1: out there, or they didn't do a ton of hots.
Speaker 4: Some seasons they do like all hots. I'm just not
Speaker 4: seeing stark quality. And that's my thing is I'm not
Speaker 4: seeing star quality. I know the one that quit, I
Speaker 4: was like, I mean crazy, but I loved her.
Speaker 1: Well, I do.
Speaker 4: I do think The only one who has potential is
Speaker 4: that girl who is not telling anyone that she's an attorney.
Speaker 1: Hearing she was an attorney, she was good. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: too many lawyers and they're all having panic attacks. Yes,
Speaker 1: I hope for.
Speaker 3: I hope for, but didn't want. Australian Traders is really good.
Speaker 3: We can change the subject, Josh, Australian.
Speaker 1: But I love to listen. I learned I have Australian Traders.
Speaker 1: I watched television Australian Survivor.
Speaker 4: Down now y'all talk us through the stamina chips because
Speaker 4: I cannot sit through that much.
Speaker 1: Telli. It is so many episodes.
Speaker 2: They're all really good.
Speaker 3: It's something that you put on, like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go to bed, I'll start an episode.
Speaker 1: You watch it.
Speaker 2: I can be on my phone, Yeah, you can be here.
Speaker 1: You know. It's especially during a challenge. It's like, but
Speaker 1: sometimes the challenges I'm going ooh, and sometimes there's some
Speaker 1: game happening in uh huh, little little stratagem. I'm wondering
Speaker 1: what they'll do for the second season of US Traders,
Speaker 1: if they'll like keep that.
Speaker 4: I think they gotta thrown a few more like bits
Speaker 4: and bobs like little maneuvers, like as an insurance policy
Speaker 4: against Sandra being kicked out too.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so Australia, this is in the week, come on,
Speaker 3: come on, we got Australian traders had shield challenges that
Speaker 3: you could win like immunity necklaces, whereas in the American
Speaker 3: when the shield challenges were more random, like you would
Speaker 3: like randomly get the shield. And that was actually in
Speaker 3: interesting because then that would also put you up for
Speaker 3: suspicion if they're like, oh, well he thinks he really
Speaker 3: needs a shield, maybe he's a crater. But you were safe,
Speaker 3: so it was very like it was interesting. But everyone
Speaker 3: wants to be safe.
Speaker 1: Yes, because you also you're safe from banishment and murder
Speaker 1: that night, and so you're like very safe. But people
Speaker 1: are like to see that. You agree that being a
Speaker 1: really good trader would make them the most Jesse Plemmons, Absolutely, yeah, absolute.
Speaker 1: You have to be a chameleon like mister Plemmons civilian.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't believe that Seri is still
Speaker 1: in the Big Brotherhouse. Oh they're fools.
Speaker 5: It isn't.
Speaker 1: And do people know yet? Oh I don't.
Speaker 3: Some someone knew instantly and then other than her. Nobody knew,
Speaker 3: and then they tell them every time. Julie tells them
Speaker 3: every time. What would you say if I told you
Speaker 3: there was a relationship going on in the house and everyone,
Speaker 3: and then they're like, oh, yeah, these two are making out.
Speaker 1: She's like no. And then when you think of her, Bob,
Speaker 1: I think it's wild. Wait, I didn't I didn't know
Speaker 1: she was a Sumner Redstone gur What is that? Sumner
Speaker 1: Redstone was the vampire that you viacom d yea yeah, yea, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean now she really likes the CEO, one of
Speaker 1: the most nefarious people out there, and now she's got
Speaker 1: her book. But first God and now she's like her
Speaker 1: whole thing is I'm hugely religious. I love God. First,
Speaker 1: wow Sumner, Oh my god, wait Les Moonville. Oh and
Speaker 1: then less.
Speaker 3: Sumner is well he's dead now, but he is actually
Speaker 3: no status.
Speaker 1: Wait, this is what we're working with. Oh my oh yeah,
Speaker 1: giving and look up Sumner. This is giving like in
Speaker 1: the valley, like garage sale. I think, while I love it,
Speaker 1: that top is also the top is really crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Julie, what are you doing? I mean, Julie,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But she's now out there being
Speaker 1: like I was chased off the show. It's like, uh,
Speaker 1: did we forget what happened? Like talk? Oh because of
Speaker 1: because of Blass? Yeah yeah, no, no, totally. She is.
Speaker 1: Her whole thing now is like I was a victim
Speaker 1: yeah blah blah. Yeah, and that's why she's found God,
Speaker 1: that's why she's done gotten. Yeah. She's like two of
Speaker 1: my tablemates whatever you call them, colleagues, like refused to
Speaker 1: go on with me and they drove me off the show.
Speaker 1: It's like, I think your husband's behavior may have driven
Speaker 1: you off the show, Queen God. You can blame him, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you wanted to. We have a long standing feud
Speaker 1: with Julie Chen move as that she doesn't know about
Speaker 1: because she actually shaded us on The Talk for real.
Speaker 2: Actually for real, you remember this the pod which it
Speaker 2: was it was our interview.
Speaker 1: It was so we interviewed Tracy Morgan at Vulturefest and
Speaker 1: he went off on this weird thing where I literally asked, like,
Speaker 1: Tiffany had to she worked at Tiffany how what was
Speaker 1: that like? And he was like, we're not going to
Speaker 1: talk about Tiffany. He's like, if you're going to ask
Speaker 1: about Tiffany, ask about Cedric, asked about other people, ask
Speaker 1: about craft services.
Speaker 4: I go on I shop on SID I remember I
Speaker 4: rememorized everybody's name, asked about those people. We were like, okay, imagine,
Speaker 4: please tell us about craft services.
Speaker 2: What what did you have on Tuesday? And it was
Speaker 2: so unclear whether or not he was kidding because it's
Speaker 2: so crazy.
Speaker 1: Is this pre or post crash? Post? This is the movie?
Speaker 1: The movie.
Speaker 2: Best picture of her crash? Okay, that puts it really
Speaker 2: so Julie.
Speaker 1: This clip like goes viral of him like saying dressing
Speaker 1: you down and Julie Chen Moon best on the tacos.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really rude of the interviewers. You
Speaker 1: have the star sitting right there. Why are you asking
Speaker 1: about the coast star. I'm like, Julie Chen moonvest have
Speaker 1: you in your years as a journalist never asked after
Speaker 1: in a film about a co star? Please? Like, if
Speaker 1: you can prove that to me the tape she sucks man,
Speaker 1: roll the tape every interview. Julie's going tell me of
Speaker 1: craft service. She's on the right side of She has
Speaker 1: the name every crew member, now brutal.
Speaker 2: Name every crew now list every lunch.
Speaker 1: She was like, I we agree. They really should have
Speaker 1: asked about craft services if they were going to ask
Speaker 1: about Tiffany shut Oh my god, truly I love her
Speaker 1: the hair and the hair looks great. Congrats on the cot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you will never be Connie Chunk. You will never
Speaker 4: be enough Michelle.
Speaker 1: Yo, did you see? Actually, well, did you see? This
Speaker 1: is years and years and years ago. It was like
Speaker 1: Barbara Walsers last day on the View, and they brought
Speaker 1: out literally every female anchor to like say goodbye, and
Speaker 1: everyone was there exceptibly Chad Moonvest.
Speaker 2: They were like, no, not her, when was her era?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Barbara was like every every lady, every lady journalist, Wow,
Speaker 4: including Bradley Jacks.
Speaker 2: And so now there's there's a new anchor whose name
Speaker 2: is Chris.
Speaker 1: So. I think they're doing a thing where all the
Speaker 1: girls on the show. Bradley who is the actress that
Speaker 1: Nicole Bahari? Wonderful? She's really good, very good. Congrats yeahs her.
Speaker 1: So why wasn't she in your mood? We begged, we
Speaker 1: want her to you please ask me about craft service?
Speaker 1: Asked me about craft services. How was it on the movie?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was good good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just like all craft services, like one day's bad.
Speaker 3: In a week, it's like one day's bad, two days medium,
Speaker 3: two days good.
Speaker 4: Actually, the table was wonderful. They had a lot of
Speaker 4: little fruit snatched and oh yeah, and I don't mean
Speaker 4: that's such a drag c. I just feel like that,
Speaker 4: don't get it twisted. I didn't eat and that's.
Speaker 1: Why I look, did you go on the Beyonce Dream Girls.
Speaker 1: I've been on that. I only drink cayenne water. Oh
Speaker 1: that was that's like seventies. Yeah, it was like Beyonce
Speaker 1: lost what how much weight did she lose? It was
Speaker 1: like she had to be like Diana Ross skinny. So
Speaker 1: she did that insane diet which was literally just like
Speaker 1: it was like pep. It's like water and honeys and
Speaker 1: her scars. You understand Nick Thick because before she said,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm not about cow Tow did pressures.
Speaker 1: When she did press when I do like watching an
Speaker 1: old Beyonce interview, and you know what the most iconic
Speaker 1: thing is is when Beyonce would do like red carpet
Speaker 1: stuff for the vm as. She's like, I'm Beyonce and
Speaker 1: I am here with the amazing pink and it's like, girl,
Speaker 1: yeah you and I'm I'm so inspired by you. I mean,
Speaker 1: that is a skill. I couldn't that horrible at that ship.
Speaker 1: I could never you're talking about you do that regularly
Speaker 1: on this podcast with on a carpet though it's a
Speaker 1: different friend. You guys have done that.
Speaker 2: Actually, well not the interview. Have you been an interview
Speaker 2: on her carpet?
Speaker 4: Oh god, no, they would never ask me not to
Speaker 4: blow up this voice spop. You know who's who's really
Speaker 4: good at that? In la Ben Leary? Ben Leary, he
Speaker 4: was good running. He's part of the twenty four fan left.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, you got a job there.
Speaker 4: Gave them an excellent idea to cover up backpack and
Speaker 4: whispers genital area when they're seated.
Speaker 1: I hated that idea. I want their little dickies out.
Speaker 1: I know they do have little dickeys. I think this
Speaker 1: movie goes far enough as it is. This movie goes
Speaker 1: very far as it really, very very every bound. Uh
Speaker 1: huh wait we have been funny? What we've been funny?
Speaker 1: What this podcast? Oh my god, we're talking about reality
Speaker 1: TV for a while. Okay, okay, about a second, are
Speaker 1: you actually having a genuine moment of insecurity. Oh honey,
Speaker 1: I've never been insecure. I just want to make sure
Speaker 1: we're funny. Look at us. You hit play on this podcast,
Speaker 1: It's already funny. Look at our faces in that Look
Speaker 1: at our This is already funny. This is immediately funny.
Speaker 1: When you see this, you say, I'm gonna click on
Speaker 1: that for a good time.
Speaker 2: Guys should a cloud car pool and look at him?
Speaker 1: Go home this cuature. You know what we said right
Speaker 1: before this was taken, bone goes bitch, we're not new
Speaker 1: to this. I said, we're true to this, and then
Speaker 1: we snapped this. I think I should cover pure honey Beyonce,
Speaker 1: this pure honey, but change the words to don't be
Speaker 1: funny with my funny, honey, or don't be funny with
Speaker 1: my funny funny. Don't be funny with my funny funny.
Speaker 1: What is your favorite Beyonce moment from her career from
Speaker 1: her career?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, still am not over. This is just on
Speaker 3: the record. I'm not over the bridge of get me bodied.
Speaker 3: I'm still shaken. The first time I heard that was like,
Speaker 3: what the hell? And I've never recovered Uh huh, you
Speaker 3: mean like the.
Speaker 1: You can get cross to me to the beat nobody
Speaker 1: such a man that I'm so over, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: To also speak of a time during that very album
Speaker 1: cycle that she also growled and screamed. My favorite Beyonce
Speaker 1: song and moment of her career is from the VMA
Speaker 1: is when she did writing a lot. If I say
Speaker 1: checked on your arm, I will say a moment that
Speaker 1: this reallyk act me, because it was like you got me.
Speaker 1: Gal was in Lemonade when she throws the ring at
Speaker 1: the camera and she announced a divorce. Yeah, and fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes later like, okay, it's a film. Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's scripted. I understand it's a scripted piece.
Speaker 2: It's a film piece.
Speaker 1: But her throwing that ring was that that was your
Speaker 1: favorite moment in her career and someone about you bo
Speaker 1: for me, I think yang. I think it's in Austin
Speaker 1: Powers gold Member. She is good Nathan Lane and that
Speaker 1: he Nathan Lane and that sinking to Beyonce's words, Yes,
Speaker 1: very what it was like to be on set with Beyonce.
Speaker 1: That might have been when we didn't got it. We
Speaker 1: were like, tell us about the man who came to
Speaker 1: dinner with Harriet Harris, I'm smart, We're gay, you know, Harris, Harriet, Harris,
Speaker 1: Harriet Sandsom, Harris Sandsom, Harris. Wait? Is this the same actress?
Speaker 1: The one who she just did the Paul Thomas Anderson
Speaker 1: she plays like the casting character everybody loves? Yes? Was
Speaker 1: she also Martha Huber's sister in Desperate Housewives?
Speaker 2: Housewives? But maybe she was in Thirdly mounter Mille.
Speaker 1: But I want to believe you. I think I'm right.
Speaker 1: I think you're all right. I think you are right.
Speaker 1: I think you're right.
Speaker 4: In Goldmember, she she says, I'm foxy Cleopatra and the
Speaker 4: beautiful line.
Speaker 1: Reading, and I'm a whole lot of women that beautiful.
Speaker 1: Do you remember her other famous line from the film,
Speaker 1: I'm asking you test this is a pop quick. I
Speaker 1: actually wasn't. I wasn't going to wait, I'm testing you.
Speaker 1: What's the other line? Unfortunately, you're the one on the
Speaker 1: chopping lock shazam. Why didn't you say that on the mic?
Speaker 1: Because I want you to have the you can share
Speaker 1: the spotlight. Oh my god, I don't mind the light
Speaker 1: being on you, do you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's I remember that part. That was really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think those are, without a doubt, the four best
Speaker 1: elements of her career, absolutely Shazam, wring me alarm, the
Speaker 1: get me bodied bridge and throwing those are them? Super
Speaker 1: Bowl found Dead, super Bowl found super Bowls. Renaissance not
Speaker 1: even mentioned, no unmentioned on the podcast would be recncy bias.
Speaker 1: It would be a recency bias to say that the
Speaker 1: Renaissance World Tour was the best thing Beyonce has ever done.
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut recency bias bias.
Speaker 2: Can I say, do you already have your tickets to
Speaker 2: Taylor at AMC and can I go with you?
Speaker 1: You would go? I would go, Absolutely, you would go.
Speaker 1: I would go.
Speaker 6: I hadn't.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten tickets yet, tickets. I want to be hard.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a couple of weeks in.
Speaker 4: But the two of you all, I remember on this
Speaker 4: most recent Fire Island trip, we were not involved in
Speaker 4: the conversation. I think it was a YouTube talking to
Speaker 4: Whittaker or someone being like, you know, sometimes there's a
Speaker 4: tailor moment that really that gets me and goes. I
Speaker 4: have respect for Taylor, but I think y'all respond to
Speaker 4: like the ever more folklore ship.
Speaker 1: I do love it but I still love nineteen eighty nine. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's this is my impression of Josh Sharp. No, I'm
Speaker 1: covering yeah, appalatching Girl, appleatchin Girl. Yeah, Appalatching Girl, Mountain Girl,
Speaker 1: Mountain Girl. You're like, this is me, Try girl, I
Speaker 1: just want but I would love to go take announcement
Speaker 1: on Friday, the announcement on Friday.
Speaker 5: This is me.
Speaker 1: Try wait going seeing the tour. If it was just
Speaker 1: easier to very I love her, but that's a lot.
Speaker 1: You know, you have to really just asked me. You know,
Speaker 1: I just will get tickets. Yeah, that's true, but it's
Speaker 1: not even that I would go to MetLife. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the whole old thing. You gotta get on a fucking
Speaker 1: bus or what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bus is the way to you.
Speaker 1: At AMC seems slight to me. It's slave and I'll
Speaker 1: be seeing Renaissance of course many times over at the AMC.
Speaker 4: Enough time has passed now for us to ask, because
Speaker 4: I remember when the album came out.
Speaker 1: When did we know culture was for us? Yes, it
Speaker 1: was within our friends. We were like, where does this
Speaker 1: rank among your Beyonce album? Renaissance It's it's still top.
Speaker 4: I still think recency bias aside, I know it's still
Speaker 4: the while over a year, the thing that I can
Speaker 4: that for and to me right now, Renaissance I like
Speaker 4: more than four, but I love for it because Renaissance four,
Speaker 4: then maybe Lemonade, then titled and then self titled.
Speaker 1: See that. Obviously she has tons and tons and tons
Speaker 1: of eleven out of tens, but like for me, it's
Speaker 1: like again, we were at karaoke the other night and
Speaker 1: I did partition and just watching the music video from
Speaker 1: a partition, I remember how I felt came out. I
Speaker 1: was like this one the roller rink and the change everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like every single and I love even like the
Speaker 1: weirder tracks on that album. I love. The only one
Speaker 1: I don't love is Superpower. I like it the Frank
Speaker 1: ohin of it all. So many people love it. I
Speaker 1: love it, and that's okay. That's the reason why I
Speaker 1: feel like recently bias. I know Renaissances Tops is because
Speaker 1: it's like, this is me and it's my favorite type
Speaker 1: of music. Like, I'm not brand new to this genre,
Speaker 1: so you made the album that is gonna be the
Speaker 1: most for me. It's gonna stay that way, yeap, Like
Speaker 1: in two years I'm gonna be like I'm over house
Speaker 1: music now exactly. Oh. So it's it's like such a
Speaker 1: rich texture, like if you listen to even just like
Speaker 1: incredibly produced the other day and I was incredibly produced.
Speaker 1: Her performance of that song is like, right, I mean
Speaker 1: incredibly produced, so fucking incredible every aspect. I think it's
Speaker 1: her best produced album. It's like you, you nailed the
Speaker 1: assignment better than anything, and the assignment is my favorite
Speaker 1: type of assignment, So it's like it's gonna be my
Speaker 1: favorite would you say? And I'm being so serious, Oh
Speaker 1: bitch that she understood the assignment absolutely, I would say,
Speaker 1: hear me out. She came and the state of her
Speaker 1: stomach was hungry, do you understand? And then no, I
Speaker 1: don't that she it was as if she had not
Speaker 1: eaten in days, even weeks. She've been drinking cayenne water.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Mother showed up to the studio said, Jovah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to cook me something solid foods. I'm starve. I'm
Speaker 1: off the Dina diet.
Speaker 2: I'm off the Dina. I want my death throw meal.
Speaker 1: She was like us before we took that picture, exactly,
Speaker 1: she said, she said, meeting three. Come about meeting twelve.
Speaker 1: I want sides, Mama, I'm eating. I want twelve sides.
Speaker 1: I'm eating. Mother said, I'm eating a coursed meal tonight.
Speaker 1: She said, I have breakfast, Honey. I want to know.
Speaker 1: That's courses I'm having. I want that.
Speaker 2: I want to open a Michelin restaurant. That's breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is actually all day, that's all days. An
Speaker 1: October sun burned. He was on a boat last on
Speaker 1: a boat last night and he got burned. And then
Speaker 1: at the Eagle they had UV everywhere. What was the scene.
Speaker 1: You don't have the name name, but what was there?
Speaker 2: Famous people there? There's anyone famous there?
Speaker 1: I didn't see any famous? Yeah, not to you famous? Yea?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry? Was there? Oh sure yeah sure? She was
Speaker 1: there all night, sax still and strike. She's was over
Speaker 1: at the bar like with her friends, just sort of
Speaker 1: like this chatting but sibing to the music, like fiving
Speaker 1: to the music, like Tom getting fucked in the corner.
Speaker 2: Sorry, comes for the music?
Speaker 1: Is the most like Tom Holland, of them, who's the
Speaker 1: most bendy? I'm a bit I've been playing spider Man
Speaker 1: Miles Morales on the PlayStation it's very fun because I'm
Speaker 1: getting ready for the sequel where you get to play
Speaker 1: as both Peter.
Speaker 4: And Miles and then Venom Spider Versing. It's Spider Versing
Speaker 4: and then So the first games was just Manhattan. Now
Speaker 4: you can do Brooklyn and Queens because that's Miles as
Speaker 4: ship Brooklyn visions down, Brooklyn Down.
Speaker 1: Can you go to Long Island City, it's Queen Queens, Yes, darling,
Speaker 1: you can enjoy the sixth Burrow Line City. Well, well,
Speaker 1: where is a light? Wait? Did you hear in the
Speaker 1: floods of seal escaped swimming around because we haven't found
Speaker 1: her yet, actually on its own went back to the enclosure. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's who. Yeah, but it did. It was exploring.
Speaker 1: That's that's Stockholm syndrome. Just imagine you're on Central Park
Speaker 1: West with your daughter Lafayette, walking her to preschool, and
Speaker 1: then a seal art and you'd say Francisco.
Speaker 2: You'd say, only in New York. Now no, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: You'd say only in New York. I gotta get a
Speaker 1: bagel in New York. But you don't realize how good
Speaker 1: we have it here bagel Wise any other place, try
Speaker 1: going somewhere else, any somewhere else. Okay, let's just say it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to have a pizza in Florida, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, No, ma'am, I have a gator
Speaker 1: stick exactly. Did you hear that won't come to New
Speaker 1: York for a gator stick either. Animals being places they
Speaker 1: shouldn't respect. There was a bear in the Magic Kingdom,
Speaker 1: well kind there was. I think it was a black
Speaker 1: those the country bears. And apparently this is not the
Speaker 1: first time the wild animals have been found in the park.
Speaker 1: Apparently one time there was a calligator got eaten. That's
Speaker 1: no hunting. Yeah, oh, you didn't know this, but it
Speaker 1: was like a three year old boy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's a grand Floridian. Really.
Speaker 4: When we went to Chide last time, I was stoned
Speaker 4: in the park and all I could do in my
Speaker 4: state was imagine myself as the child going into the
Speaker 4: mouth of a cross.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is that's all the different drug. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's one of the most harrowing things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: It's so well. I bet they got tickets to Wish
Speaker 1: the family. Let's just say this, They're going to see
Speaker 1: Wish whenever they were DearS. That family is actually hooked
Speaker 1: up with park tickets for life. The family want to
Speaker 1: wish to discuss. That's why the gator took matters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well the family was inside. No, this is so bad.
Speaker 1: We just we can't talk about the family. They've lost
Speaker 1: a child. That's awful. So this black bear was at Disney, Yeah,
Speaker 1: flash pack. Apparently he was in Frontier Mickey Plus tomorrow
Speaker 1: and that would have been ridiculous. No bears in tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He've extincted be Teerland. Maybe. Yeah, that's what I said. Good, good,
Speaker 1: That's what i'd said prior. Good, and that's what I
Speaker 1: listened to much later. That's actually what I just said prior,
Speaker 1: and I listened to it, but a little bit late. Prior.
Speaker 1: From Angels in America Parastrika Striker, they would lay it
Speaker 1: all gone back bank up.
Speaker 2: One day to basically do arms like a fucking octopus.
Speaker 1: And he just like did it. Well, what's this? What's
Speaker 1: this thing?
Speaker 3: Cones says when he because he's being earnest with her
Speaker 3: and then he like tricks her. He would go into
Speaker 3: that sometimes and he alsoud say, that's all hitler. But
Speaker 3: he did that from producers. It's crazy to have him
Speaker 3: like fully go into the line and he can drop
Speaker 3: it and then you hear him talk and you're like,
Speaker 3: this is timone.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's crazy. Well, yeah, there's a day I'll never forget.
Speaker 2: He comes on the set.
Speaker 1: It's like Nathan Malalley, Larry and then us like legends
Speaker 1: and this is just small talk to them. Nathan goes, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, Larry mel Brooks says hello, of course,
Speaker 1: and then Larry's like, oh, mel Brooks, you don't have
Speaker 1: I've always felt should I say this story? We must?
Speaker 1: That's enough, that's enough, that's enough. They fucked.
Speaker 2: I guess they all love mel Brooks.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. But it was gonna be a read but
Speaker 1: oh no, well read, it was reading us. Somehow we
Speaker 1: got involved. Why are you tracking us? You know where
Speaker 1: the interviewers? This is not good mean to ask about
Speaker 1: You have not yet asked us about craft services? You
Speaker 1: know you did. He said, what was your favor? What
Speaker 1: was your favorite? What was your favor? You know you've
Speaker 1: already shown us up by doing a better intro than
Speaker 1: we ever could. We were amazing. What were other alt
Speaker 1: titles of this podcast? Oh? Great, I can't remember them.
Speaker 1: I literally don't remember anything it was, it was gonna
Speaker 1: be It was and Bo's jamboree. Honey, jamboree. That doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like a good sound. Why why would you think
Speaker 1: that was? Were we episode four? We were early in
Speaker 1: the apartment, just like that's huge? Actually it was episode
Speaker 1: was then Dave Mazzoni, then Sudy must have been early
Speaker 1: maybe you guys, and then it was you guys. Wow.
Speaker 1: I have a question. How have we changed that? Hunger
Speaker 1: but meaning more hung not hungry, hunger, taller, taller, gentler.
Speaker 1: Y'all haven't changed one bit, poor money, rich, and we
Speaker 1: want you to start start changing, start changing. I'm trying,
Speaker 1: am I'm on the diet. Wait, is this the dream
Speaker 1: I had? They are bringing back dream Girl? Yes? Apparently
Speaker 1: of course we're going old young also is coming backwards?
Speaker 1: I really want to see. Is the Wiz me too?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I also I love that they're doing it on
Speaker 1: tour and then Broadway. That's like that. I think it.
Speaker 1: Candice and Wendy from Potomac actually went the other night
Speaker 1: because I guess Candy produces it so that she invited them,
Speaker 1: and I guess they're doing it. They were doing it
Speaker 1: in Baltimore. Oh great, Yeah, so I think there probably
Speaker 1: is reviews for it. I would love to see the
Speaker 1: Wiz famously. The last time I saw the Wiz on
Speaker 1: stage was in my own high school, like mostly white
Speaker 1: white high school doing the Wish because there's no like
Speaker 1: bad words, right right, high schoolers like to do it.
Speaker 1: It is a fun show. Yeah, good song. You got
Speaker 1: a little girl that can sing, You better be doing
Speaker 1: the Whiz. Yeah, Jasmine Sullivan down, Jasmin. That's what YouTube
Speaker 1: was invented for. Absolutely started Marl's Color the Wind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marlin's special thanks in the movie Oh my God. She
Speaker 1: came out in l A and sang, you know, for
Speaker 1: free anyone, like free when we did it at uc B,
Speaker 1: So like Henry's special things, like anyone that we never
Speaker 1: got paid.
Speaker 4: To like help us when we were all Eddie Cooper,
Speaker 4: that's your Tracy Morgan moment of I remember all the
Speaker 4: people who did this for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see Julie, see Julie. But yeah, Marla is there
Speaker 1: before we get into I don't think so, honey. I
Speaker 1: want to give you guys to just express gratitude. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you want me to earnestly do because we I
Speaker 1: can't you want me to earnestly do we do? We
Speaker 1: feel an immense amount of gratitude to this moment in
Speaker 1: our lives. I can't believe this movie got made. I
Speaker 1: can't believe it's coming out. I can't believe how. Let
Speaker 1: me actually be ernest and say, I can't believe how
Speaker 1: supportive you both have been of this picture and this project.
Speaker 1: And Bowen, I'll highlight in particular, has been like doing
Speaker 1: press with us, going above and beyond for our little
Speaker 1: you know, chicken ship, gay dumb movie. You know, it's
Speaker 1: just like I appreciate you both in a great way
Speaker 1: when you could be on a boat with mourn YouTube
Speaker 1: instead to do press for begging him together, I could
Speaker 1: be a Mandalay Bay where the movie is opening on
Speaker 1: the twenties. You two are the best in the biz,
Speaker 1: the best in our hearts, the best in the world. Really,
Speaker 1: and katies and readers, we need you actually this weekend
Speaker 1: when it goes wide and you can go. But yes,
Speaker 1: see the film San Francisco. I bet it's playing at
Speaker 1: the Castro. Why do you say that? Pig Pig and
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles, California and New York, New York. Now
Speaker 1: to sort of shift the focus back to us for
Speaker 1: a second. We have this podcast and every single week
Speaker 1: we do a segment I don't think so honey, and
Speaker 1: it's we take one minute, one minute to rail against
Speaker 1: something in culture and rantom just you know, really just
Speaker 1: take something to test bothering grinding urger. So this is
Speaker 1: my I don't think so honey, Good Matt Rogers, I
Speaker 1: don't think Sony. As time starts, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: How quickly seemingly Ranch has taken over the media, I
Speaker 1: will say, I do think so honey, Travis Kelsey and
Speaker 1: tell herself being what they are, because I have to say,
Speaker 1: this guy has to be the best nut of her life.
Speaker 1: When you look at that man, holy shit, Like this
Speaker 1: is a hot guy, and I wish that for her.
Speaker 1: I I will say, the seemingly Ranch takeover so thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: It's happened so quickly, like it was she was fucking
Speaker 1: on the subway today and I was so shook. It's everywhere.
Speaker 1: The posters for simularly Ranch are everywhere, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and that is like it's a little fixed, a little
Speaker 1: made up, Because how quickly they were able to make
Speaker 1: and like distribute of ketchup and seemingly ranch. Huh, I
Speaker 1: believe it's Hines Tins. Yeah. I was like, I respect it.
Speaker 1: But also now I'm like, now, hold on a second,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing the pepsi cans. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: everywhere and I don't know, ketchup and seemilarly ranch and
Speaker 1: as one I kind of like to dip and mix.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And that's one minute. Wow.
Speaker 4: So Taylor Swift went to a Chiefs game last week.
Speaker 4: But last week she's made football popular.
Speaker 2: She yes, and so she's made popular team.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry the Kansas City guys, guys, my friends
Speaker 4: shed She was in her little VIP area with a
Speaker 4: little plate of chicken tenders for her and she leans
Speaker 4: over to take a picture with a group of fans
Speaker 4: and then someone posts this photo, a cropped photo on
Speaker 4: Twitter saying here's Taylor Swip with the fan next to
Speaker 4: a plate of chicken tenders with ketchup and seemingly ranch ranch,
Speaker 4: and then that kind of you know, there was a
Speaker 4: meme take off from there of like l L seemingly.
Speaker 1: Ranch, like you know.
Speaker 4: My favorite was a quote tweet of someone saying, wow,
Speaker 4: I don't know what I would have done without this information,
Speaker 4: kill myself probably Like it's like, for some reason, seemingly
Speaker 4: Ranch really took off a beautiful musicality, seemingly Ranch.
Speaker 1: And so now they've made a product. So now Hines
Speaker 1: has come out with But my thing is called seemingly Ranch,
Speaker 1: ketchup and seemingly Ranch, which blend. It's immens. But I
Speaker 1: think they've had this product in their product line. Isn't
Speaker 1: that one thousand Island? Yeah, my ignorance is showing it
Speaker 1: maybe mayonnaise and ketch Yes, yes, yes, it's that. It's that.
Speaker 1: But I think Ranch and ketchup as a combined has
Speaker 1: been around this truth. Not new to this truth. But
Speaker 1: it is suspicious how within a week posters are up
Speaker 1: on the subway. It's crazy, is covered in ketchup and
Speaker 1: sim oh, I can't wait to see Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see the world. It's very very that it's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maya aya, what's another one? That's another spooky shoween? This
Speaker 1: is the season, I don't think so, honey, it went great.
Speaker 1: Shark that's a famous one. All right, So this is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite moments every week because it's Bowen
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey always knocks it out of
Speaker 1: the far. He always comes with something ready to go
Speaker 1: and prepared, and I know he remembers today and my
Speaker 1: best friend. I love him so and he's so great
Speaker 1: in the movie. You're so good in the film. Really
Speaker 1: you played God. So funny God and God that was
Speaker 1: ever every they said it in the same way too,
Speaker 1: So God, God, big shoes. I have to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a hundred times in a row, can I be
Speaker 1: you doing pressing? You interview me so bowen? Yes, God crazy,
Speaker 1: I mean so fun. You know that I'm a blast
Speaker 1: and you know, obviously, how did you prepare? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, I must say, God is God, I am not,
Speaker 1: and I basically prepared. I was reading the scripture. I
Speaker 1: don't have to read you like a scripture. That's good.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: But we had a lot of fun and old friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, started actually started in the basement. And when I
Speaker 1: found out that they were I mean, of course I
Speaker 1: was gonna support the project in the way, but then
Speaker 1: they asked me to be in it, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, I mean, I was over the moon, and
Speaker 1: every day was a lot of fun and just to
Speaker 1: just get the opportunity to meet Nathan And actually I
Speaker 1: lived across the street from Josh during a lot of
Speaker 1: the process of filmmaking, so I was hearing a lot
Speaker 1: of updates and he's just amazing that it's yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know, you know, during COVID it was tough because
Speaker 1: it was every single day testing and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: it was very Julie Goes. I asked about craft. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you battling all about? This is Bowen and
Speaker 1: Yi's I don't think soney, his time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, getting up to piss in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. I was sleeping me and I'm
Speaker 1: meaning to piss, but then, as like a grandpa, thy
Speaker 1: might ask you, like a grandpa, Okay, I'm needing.
Speaker 2: I'm needing to piss, but then I'm also thirsty.
Speaker 1: Why wait a minute, body, body keep the water in
Speaker 1: and up here, not down there. I gotta get rid
Speaker 1: of it and then drink more. How did that work?
Speaker 2: How did that work?
Speaker 1: How did it work? How did that work? How did it?
Speaker 4: And I'm saying, my blood, I know it's big, and
Speaker 4: I know the prostate is not inflamed, so then why
Speaker 4: am I having to piss all the time. Girl, the
Speaker 4: prostate ain't getting stimulated. It's been a minute. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 4: you don't even stimiliate the eagle.
Speaker 1: Get the to the eagle. Well, honey, I don't have
Speaker 1: the stamina like you girls. Do you velvet rage whites,
Speaker 1: and you're staying up till four in the morning going
Speaker 1: to the eagle. My Instagram bio velvet ridge whites.
Speaker 4: You know what, getting up to pee in the middle
Speaker 4: of my second I remember not doing this as much
Speaker 4: as a kid, and I guess I am grandpa on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every single morning. Is it a huge ship? It's
Speaker 1: not a huge shit, it's a huge piss. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: have a thing where I sip of coffee and wow,
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah, and I dream that I'm pissing, and
Speaker 1: then I wake up and then I'm like, I have
Speaker 1: to go. I'm about to wet the bed. I have
Speaker 1: to man the body. I commend the body for having
Speaker 1: a dreaming about pissing it. Yeah, you like, wake up, faggot.
Speaker 1: Yeah you about to bust. You about to bust. But
Speaker 1: I hate that totally. It's so rude. You have to
Speaker 1: peece so bad. You're dreaming about peeing and then you
Speaker 1: wake up and you're like, thank god, this thing can
Speaker 1: stay close. If you're dreaming about peing, it's a miracle
Speaker 1: that you're not.
Speaker 6: Just I know.
Speaker 1: And every time I wake up and you realize it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm not actually peeing it like you
Speaker 1: better go now, and you're in danger. Ever pissed the
Speaker 1: bed for a child, No, rewore so disrespect. You came
Speaker 1: in here not media trained, and this has been one
Speaker 1: of the hardest interviews that we've ever done. And we've
Speaker 1: been touching each other the whole time. This is ridiculous,
Speaker 1: and we're not doing this anymore, not operating under a facade.
Speaker 1: Is you did not come prepared for that podcast today.
Speaker 1: You came without media training and now you're telling me
Speaker 1: my history. You don't know my history. Once you're a
Speaker 1: potty trained you never beat the bed.
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous. You did not specify that.
Speaker 1: I'm not new to this. I'm true to this. I
Speaker 1: have never once pissed the bed. You did not specify
Speaker 1: the post potty training. This is just it can't be
Speaker 1: It can't be true. You don't know anything about Katrina
Speaker 1: on the line. Actually they're in Dublin. Okay, she doesn't
Speaker 1: have an international travel pass car emergency emergency, please pick up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me panic. My mother let me was doing a bit. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's just disrespectful because she gave birth
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, this she might have stolen you or
Speaker 1: adopted you. My mother is my mother. There's more than
Speaker 1: one way to be a mother. There's more than one
Speaker 1: way to give an adopted mother not a mother. Say that,
Speaker 1: no they're not, And thank you for finally getting me here,
Speaker 1: because I've been waiting to say it into a microphone.
Speaker 1: I'm coming out. I don't think adopted mothers are real mothers. Okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. Fifteen minutes on the clock. We're doing it.
Speaker 1: Here's why. Fourteen minutes, fifty second sharps. I don't think
Speaker 1: I can go. I have one yo is Aaron Jackson's
Speaker 1: I don't think so high and he wants to do
Speaker 1: adopted mothers are not mothers. I should and his time
Speaker 1: starts now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Honey.
Speaker 1: The yogurt cap this morning, cutting my finger open, Why
Speaker 1: are you a sword opener of yogurt? And I had
Speaker 1: a big new one because I'm not doing single. I'm
Speaker 1: saving the planet myself a big one I open up,
Speaker 1: I cut up, bleed, you can see. And I need
Speaker 1: these fingers. An I'm an ape. I need these eye
Speaker 1: of all this purpose, and I need these fingers to
Speaker 1: get around. I need the blood to keep my heart going.
Speaker 1: On your phone, finger blasts, my guys, I need these fingers,
Speaker 1: I don't think somebody. And then the yogurt. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to eat you. Why are you this? Why are
Speaker 1: you this way? Why? Jagged nasty yogurt? And then a
Speaker 1: piece of paper on top of that, covered in yogurt.
Speaker 1: I got blood everywhere. It makes me say, I don't
Speaker 1: I think to honey, I hate it. One minute another class,
Speaker 1: ask me where I got Did you get that last night?
Speaker 1: Julius on the toilet paper dispenser because it's also got jagged.
Speaker 2: I was pulling out a sheet of toilet paper and
Speaker 2: it cut me.
Speaker 1: And I'm carrying band aids around in my pocket like
Speaker 1: I'm a World War two nerves, you know, honestly, like
Speaker 1: I'm rosy. The riveters nurse, big muscles, nurse riveting up
Speaker 1: my wounds. I did notice earlier that you have blood
Speaker 1: on it, because I keeps flying off. I have another too,
Speaker 1: because I'm also wounded. I'm so sorry that happened. Now,
Speaker 1: what was the flavor of the yogurt? Then? Blood? Vanilla?
Speaker 1: And I put what do you need?
Speaker 3: You need this, we'll tickets if you're opening. It was
Speaker 3: plain and I put honey and granola in it. Oh
Speaker 3: that's so nice. And a little bit late because of this,
Speaker 3: because I all of a sudden I have.
Speaker 1: Read you have to wash the wound, and we had
Speaker 1: to go then at the e R Well, I just
Speaker 1: plane hated it. But you know what, trying to open
Speaker 1: a yogurt. Blood don't got to go there either.
Speaker 2: That's the other thing. You've got to go to my
Speaker 2: boner and keep it up.
Speaker 1: That's what I gotta fill that partilage. My word, Now
Speaker 1: that's you said. Finger blasting guys, plural, My guys, My guys,
Speaker 1: my guys. We know he'd be around. I've met one
Speaker 1: or two people in my life. I finger blast my guys.
Speaker 1: But first God, God, but burst and the words of God. First, Josh,
Speaker 1: I don't think something. Josh Sharp now says he has
Speaker 1: one and he's excited, smiling.
Speaker 2: More good posture.
Speaker 1: Racket it up. You guys both looked pretty good on camera. Hunt.
Speaker 1: Oh you're both hunked.
Speaker 2: I said, I want to kiss Oh my god, you
Speaker 2: they're my friends.
Speaker 1: I can't. You can kiss us, okay, kiss us. This
Speaker 1: is Josh Shapes. I don't think so, honey. As time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: My wife only gives me a head on my birthday.
Speaker 1: Damn it. Only give me a head on my birthday, bitch,
Speaker 1: that gorgeous bitch, and only when the birthday fall on
Speaker 1: a weekendday. Birthday, she says. No, get down there and
Speaker 1: suck that hug. I only turns turned my next year,
Speaker 1: but once a year. Y, I got a nut. Sure,
Speaker 1: this is shirt bety. You eat her out all the time.
Speaker 1: I eat her out every day but her birth eating
Speaker 1: out my jerk bitch wife, every damn day but her birthday.
Speaker 1: Why because birthday I'm cooking her every course, breakfast, lunch,
Speaker 1: your Michelin in my Michelin restaurant called the Day, knives out,
Speaker 1: knives out, knives out. Honey, listen seconds when I wake
Speaker 1: up on my birthday every day since I was born,
Speaker 1: hard as rocks, needing my colm to come outny five seconds, honey,
Speaker 1: don't be a dang jerk. Suck me off. It's my birthday, birthday,
Speaker 1: two cocks. Only when the.
Speaker 6: Birthday on weekends, you're headed to divorce core if I
Speaker 6: had to at least a trial separation, Yeah, separation.
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll see the arrow from Yeah, maybe that throat
Speaker 1: will get a little thirsty. I'm so sorry. Sorry, don't
Speaker 1: get it twisted. We love each other and it's about companions,
Speaker 1: about but you might need Laura Dern from Marriage Story
Speaker 1: Laura to get up. I know that a lot of
Speaker 1: people say sometimes love is not enough, love is not enough.
Speaker 1: But I feel that if you have enough respect for someone,
Speaker 1: and if you have a common ground, and you have,
Speaker 1: of course two beautiful daughters. What are their names, Hyundai
Speaker 1: and Lantra and Sonata? Yeah, and that they're so beautiful
Speaker 1: Hya ger Ya Kaya Gerber. It look like kya Gerber.
Speaker 1: Who's smarter, Honey, Sonata Altra? Sonata is smarter, but Alantra
Speaker 1: has big old tips and she loves sucking Trump like this.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Feel good? He was
Speaker 1: the president for me and he might be again. Now
Speaker 1: I'm so shook. I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 1: You didn't think about Oh no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if we can take it seemingly ranched cheatoh,
Speaker 1: seemingly you know, seemingly cheato. I just don't think we
Speaker 1: can take another four years of Trump. I don't thank
Speaker 1: you guys so much for being on the podcast. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute. Who's Who's Linda? Who's Naomi? Who's Christie?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, I'm gonna say. I think I'm
Speaker 3: Cindy cropperd hair and her hair and my hair, So
Speaker 3: I'll take.
Speaker 1: I think you're Linda, right, Naomi? I was really Oh
Speaker 1: you're Naomi, I'm Linda. Yeah, okay, christ you are.
Speaker 3: You know Christia kind of kept a lot of them
Speaker 3: together in the early days, and I think I think
Speaker 3: you're okay.
Speaker 1: Josh is the Glory social chair feels right? Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: Apple will do us next Apple? Supermodels?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Is that the themesn knows. I was such a young girl.
Speaker 2: George Michael, Oh, they're the girls.
Speaker 1: We only watched the first half we watched. They had
Speaker 1: a beautiful Girls, Donna tellverse because you know they did
Speaker 1: the runway to that song and they were like the
Speaker 1: guard get the girds, Get the beautiful girls. Has a runway,
Speaker 1: Get the beautiful get the guards. Get their beard about
Speaker 1: one of them. So about the beautiful little girl. This
Speaker 1: is my Donna tell evers, this is really green. It's
Speaker 1: Christy goes no. That was iconic.
Speaker 2: And she didn't like bat it around. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: like she was like that was like Christie, so like, christ.
Speaker 1: Meet us, please meet us. We love your girl. If
Speaker 1: you're getting the musical, I will then mow you for
Speaker 1: your Tickett Whitakerton, we were talking last night about the
Speaker 1: Super Bowls because all I can talk about and he
Speaker 1: was like, when I was a little boy.
Speaker 3: Christy Turlington was the girls like being so gay and
Speaker 3: Christie loves Christy like almost like Christy meet us.
Speaker 1: Please. Well, this has been so much fun, and congrats
Speaker 1: on the film, and I hope that it does all
Speaker 1: the success and I hope that lots of people get
Speaker 1: to see it. I hope it's just great this opening week.
Speaker 1: And you'll sign our form to say that we're media trained. Now,
Speaker 1: this was our media training. Yeah, we needed to put
Speaker 1: in the hours. In good conscience, cannot do that. I
Speaker 1: can't in good conscience allowed you guys to continue and
Speaker 1: we all all as journalists talk to each other and
Speaker 1: so we're definitely getting on the horn tomorrow. We were
Speaker 1: supposed to do pressed with this week?
Speaker 2: Was crafty at the journalism office.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of nuts.
Speaker 2: It's a lot, don't They don't give a damn that allergy.
Speaker 1: No, In fact, I think it's targeted because I have
Speaker 1: a severe Nott allergy.
Speaker 2: Well, was there a scoop there, journalist?
Speaker 4: There could be We're gonna write, We're gonna write, We're
Speaker 4: gonna write, we're gonna write, gonna report.
Speaker 1: Now you can and now we can strike? Is over? War?
Speaker 1: Is over rest in peace? Diane Feinstein. We end every
Speaker 1: episode with the song you better word, come do it well,
Speaker 1: thing on the runway. They made you work until you draw.
Speaker 1: They should have let Diane Finstein just gracefully bye bye,