Speaker 1: Elvis drand presents just off air Show, Scary Jones and
Speaker 1: cow Greg Te So one thirteen of the air Show,
Speaker 1: I'm Scary Jones. That's Greg t here now, that's bald free.
Speaker 1: That's what the over here now you know that's like
Speaker 1: Andrew dice Clay's thing. Yeah, I know, yeah, that's it's
Speaker 1: not it's not what you invented that calling you out
Speaker 1: on the carpet when I go I'm over here now
Speaker 1: he's trying to scam you. You're hitting me. No, it's
Speaker 1: not that I would believe that you didn't know that
Speaker 1: it was Andrew dice Clay. Andrew dyce Clay. Don't think
Speaker 1: is a Hickory Dickory dot right. You're gonna lose this one.
Speaker 1: It's an old Andrew dice Clay. That's what he used
Speaker 1: to do. He didn't show him in between Joe pull
Speaker 1: him up on YouTube and shocking God. Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: you YouTube over here now, Andrew dyce Clay is going
Speaker 1: to not true. Let's do it just to prove to
Speaker 1: Greg t give me a little Andrew dice s Like
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to start on a positive note.
Speaker 1: Big guests. I got big guests for you guys exactly,
Speaker 1: I got nothing. Yeah, I got huge guests coming in. Well.
Speaker 1: For he's been going around telling everybody. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got I'm lining up all these celebrities. He's bringing
Speaker 1: in all these big time celebrities, telling everybody around here.
Speaker 1: So these meaning he's got that, I've got several and
Speaker 1: they've come with security. There's a there's a chopper over
Speaker 1: the roof. What's scary, Cuff me in the sa. Okay,
Speaker 1: because you ain't gotten you've got nothing. Okay, there you go,
Speaker 1: cuff in the sa. Ain't got nothing that's yours. See.
Speaker 1: That's an original. That's a great original. Okay, Hold on
Speaker 1: a second. It's six minute clip. The name of the
Speaker 1: the name of the entire clip is called Andrew dyce
Speaker 1: Clay I'm over here now. It was his whole tour.
Speaker 1: Let me here, let me see. I'm not even kidding you.
Speaker 1: It's not true, not true. This whole tour was named
Speaker 1: I'm over here. That's not true. Scary always says, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm scared Jones Gregg teas over there. So that's when
Speaker 1: I had this one. This clip is fifty three minutes.
Speaker 1: They all say, Andrew Dice Clay. I'm over here, give
Speaker 1: me you just a little taste, a little taste. He's
Speaker 1: gotta scan throught. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's wrong for you to say it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you say it with such like you're
Speaker 1: almost taking ownership of it. And I just want you
Speaker 1: to know that it's not your thing. But it's been
Speaker 1: done before. No, not the way I do stolen this
Speaker 1: from as you've stolen twice. It is not. It is
Speaker 1: not the way I do. You do it differently, scary,
Speaker 1: how do you do it? You again? You start up,
Speaker 1: you go, hey, I'm over here. I'm scared Jones. I'm
Speaker 1: scary Jones. That's Greg. No, that's not how you do.
Speaker 1: You go great teams over there, great teas over there.
Speaker 1: I'm here now that is so, and it's even the
Speaker 1: accent is And then he goes to sy for real,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how you doing? Then you do ballfreak
Speaker 1: did the whole thing. It's scary Jones. It's all fair Show,
Speaker 1: Episode one thirteen. I'm scary Jones. That's Greg t that's
Speaker 1: Greg over there, And I go, I'm over here now,
Speaker 1: and then you go to one and then you said
Speaker 1: about Ronnie, and then bald freaks over there like that,
Speaker 1: and then I said, you know, Greg t the over
Speaker 1: over here now thing is not yours, it is mine.
Speaker 1: So today on the show, we're gonna be doing. Can
Speaker 1: I hear andrewdiz Clay? No, you couldn't give me a
Speaker 1: freaking joke. Hold on, let me see it's in the sister,
Speaker 1: get me something. He just wants to hear any andrewdies
Speaker 1: some them. I mean, you've got the brain of a
Speaker 1: freaking like pigeon. Bullford brought it up. He Bullfrid starts
Speaker 1: talking about dude, I'm eating these almonds. Somebody gave us
Speaker 1: good divers eating an orange, are you? Yeah? I have
Speaker 1: momonds in here too, bro I'm eating my freaking fist.
Speaker 1: Before I had a cracker. Somebody brought in this hummus,
Speaker 1: so it was in the studio. I broke it open
Speaker 1: and I spooned out some of the hummus that was
Speaker 1: delicious with these like Stacey chips. If you're at Stacy chips, yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually have Stacy chips in here. You ain't open
Speaker 1: my staceyip. Broh. I hear breaking up something we're losing.
Speaker 1: As I was saying, several guests coming in and there
Speaker 1: is there's people that crowds outside this security high level stuff.
Speaker 1: You want to hear Andrew, I just did a search
Speaker 1: in the computer. He's so old and irrelevant that not
Speaker 1: even this computer has He is not irrelevant and is
Speaker 1: not irrelevant. I'm not sorry that I brought it up,
Speaker 1: because you know, we if big surprise to the listeners
Speaker 1: out there. We don't have meetings. This is the sort
Speaker 1: of thing you would bring up in a meeting, right,
Speaker 1: So the podcast is really the meeting, right, and therefore
Speaker 1: we're not meetings that I'm gonna stay claimed that I'm
Speaker 1: over here now, is mine? Not? Because there's no man
Speaker 1: fair army to attack Greg TV this afternoon with sound
Speaker 1: clips and gifts of Andrew Dice Clay doing I'm over here.
Speaker 1: You know what I want Lonnie bringing? Yeah, I wanted
Speaker 1: to send him some sound bites he doesn't believe his
Speaker 1: own friends. I beg the fair Heads were boys. We
Speaker 1: are boys. Gather your info, that's right. So the NBA
Speaker 1: trade deadline is today? Uh, you guys have something to
Speaker 1: say about that? Because I have zero interest in it.
Speaker 1: I mean as a press time, nothing's really gone on
Speaker 1: except the seventies Sixers got rid of new Lands, Noel Nerlands,
Speaker 1: no Perfect. When Carmelo Anthony went to the that's what
Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to know when Carmelo
Speaker 1: Anthony gets traded when he's gone. It's not happening today.
Speaker 1: And I think the Knicks we're trying to pull off
Speaker 1: that big trade for Ricky Rubio. Yeah, what what's the
Speaker 1: big deal? Who cares Abo Rubio that's gonna make or
Speaker 1: break the freaking Knicks. Well, I think after the whole
Speaker 1: Derrick Rose debaccle with him leaving the team and stuff,
Speaker 1: he's kind of he kind of kind of lost some
Speaker 1: luster with the with the organization and he's clearly not
Speaker 1: the Derrick Rose of old. Oh no, absolutely not. I
Speaker 1: agree there, Rubio has some upside. I think I think
Speaker 1: that's a good trade for the Nicks if they can
Speaker 1: pull it off. Here's the thing, it doesn't matter like
Speaker 1: for some reason, everybody is hooked on on Carmelo like
Speaker 1: gonna lead the Knicks to to the to the glory land,
Speaker 1: and that is never happening. He hasn't done anything for
Speaker 1: the Knicks. Since he's been here, and he could continue
Speaker 1: to blame management and the players around him or whatever.
Speaker 1: The bottom line is that he is not a winner
Speaker 1: in the NBA, like Lebron James, like Steph Curry. He
Speaker 1: is not a winner, is not. I'm with you, and
Speaker 1: I don't like the Knicks, So I want I want
Speaker 1: Melo to be on the Knicks for as long as
Speaker 1: possibly deserve each other. You know that's kind of you
Speaker 1: know what, good point? I take back? Then he should
Speaker 1: be traded. You know what, You're probably right. Why give
Speaker 1: him a pass take to get out of here? You
Speaker 1: know what, wal freak, You're right, he's scary, scary to
Speaker 1: think about that. He's right. Why give Carmelo a pass
Speaker 1: to get traded to another team that's better than the Knicks,
Speaker 1: that he can go off the glory land and he
Speaker 1: can win a championship. Let him sit here and rotten
Speaker 1: New York with the rest of us. What do you think?
Speaker 1: With the rest of us? I have zero opinion on this.
Speaker 1: You're a huge sports fans, as everybody I know. I'm
Speaker 1: a huge sports fan. I'm not a huge basketball fan.
Speaker 1: I hate basketball sport. I hate it. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I can listen. And I gotta be honest, every time
Speaker 1: I see every time I see any kind of melo
Speaker 1: drama going on in the news or anything like that,
Speaker 1: I just tune out because it's a bunch of big, overstuffed,
Speaker 1: oversized kids. You know, it's like a high school cafeteria,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what I can see that. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm I hate it. I'm to do with it because
Speaker 1: it's all all it is is like who said? He said?
Speaker 1: She said? People pushing that? Do I need to see
Speaker 1: Charles Oakley? How old is that guy? Acting like a
Speaker 1: schmuck in the garden? Do I need to see that?
Speaker 1: Nick fans? That's scary Jones talking big oak to Oakley
Speaker 1: apparently is going to the Knicks Calves game in Cleveland.
Speaker 1: I like that. That's a juicy storyline right there. And
Speaker 1: Spike Lee he jumps up and down like a little
Speaker 1: bit every game. Oh man, what do we need to
Speaker 1: know today? Whoa man? Oh man? Oh man. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I agree with you. I just think that this
Speaker 1: sport has become this and it's a bunch. It's you
Speaker 1: know what happened to There's no I in team. They
Speaker 1: don't play like they do at the college level where
Speaker 1: they share it. They you know, everybody wants that, everyone
Speaker 1: wants that, that that highlight on the news. Look at
Speaker 1: me slam dunking right right, Michael Jordan mentality. Don't you
Speaker 1: think that that's Michael Jordans me me, me me game. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I hate that. I hate that. It wasn't
Speaker 1: that that was the other sport behaves that way. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe he Maybe he's right, Maybe it was a Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's mentality. He started it all about him and it
Speaker 1: continued from that day on. I guess, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: you're right, Bulfreak, Maybe you're right for me. It all
Speaker 1: started with Jordan's verse Bird one on one, because there
Speaker 1: it is, it's me versus you, one on one, two
Speaker 1: giant person realities the Bird used to share. You know
Speaker 1: that those guys were notorious playmakers, though you can't they
Speaker 1: weren't on Bird and Magic you know what we'll speaking
Speaker 1: of the both of them. That is one of the
Speaker 1: other big storylines is you got Larry Bird, you know,
Speaker 1: who's the GM there in Indiana, and now you've got
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson who's back with the with the Lakers, right,
Speaker 1: and are both of them gonna make a deal this afternoon.
Speaker 1: That is a huge storyline right now that everybody's following
Speaker 1: I think Z I think about three of our off
Speaker 1: their heads are following Hey off their heads tweet us
Speaker 1: at the off Fair Show. If you give two flying
Speaker 1: f's about basketball or the NBA trade deadline, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with you. Don't listen. I'm not saying that I'm
Speaker 1: a big basketball fan. I'm far from Then. Why have
Speaker 1: we spent the last eight minutes talking about It's the
Speaker 1: biggest thing that's going on. That the biggest thing I'll
Speaker 1: tell you in trade deadline? You want to talk about sports?
Speaker 1: Brocking it up? Here we go. This is what's up
Speaker 1: my my brome. Sports? You know you know where he's
Speaker 1: gonna go. Where you know where he's going, by the
Speaker 1: hell he is? Major League Baseball? You want to talk sports?
Speaker 1: Why is major League Baseball cutting the intentional walk? Do
Speaker 1: you realize what's going on here? Thirty seconds of time?
Speaker 1: Thirty second They want to save thirty seconds so that
Speaker 1: means the picture does not have to go through the
Speaker 1: gratuitous motion four times in a row with the toss
Speaker 1: the soft tossed to the catcher where the catcher comes
Speaker 1: out of his crouch and he puts his mid out
Speaker 1: to the side and he intentionally walks. So from now on,
Speaker 1: the rule is they want to put a batter on base,
Speaker 1: they just make the motion and they put the batter
Speaker 1: on base. You know, here's why they shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Couldn't explain to you why they let him. Let me
Speaker 1: finish up, let me get stay, let me finish greg
Speaker 1: to go ahead, go ahead, you need to be a
Speaker 1: bit no, no, go ahead, because there are pictures out there.
Speaker 1: The pictures out there, Mike like going on, there are
Speaker 1: pictures out there. They have mental blocks, and they cannot
Speaker 1: throw the ball that way. They can't they can't do
Speaker 1: the soft toss. So meaning there's some erratic pitches going on.
Speaker 1: Maybe the catch is gonna I mean, we've all seen
Speaker 1: footage of a picture missing the soft toss. It goes
Speaker 1: over the catcher's head or looks just a little bit
Speaker 1: too outside, and then the batter goes to second or something.
Speaker 1: All kinds of crazy ship right right right. So, so
Speaker 1: you're taking away that element, you're taking away the potential
Speaker 1: for a botched play which could happen and affect the game.
Speaker 1: But play give give another team and advantage. Because it does,
Speaker 1: it's called it's called an error, and it's part to
Speaker 1: play the game. It's called an error and it's part
Speaker 1: of the game. They should go through the motion. You
Speaker 1: want to save thirty seconds? Stop with the with the
Speaker 1: coming in and out of the You know, there's just
Speaker 1: a million ways to do it, don't you think, Stop
Speaker 1: with the man just coming to the man, the visits,
Speaker 1: the stalling. Are we gonna go to a replay here?
Speaker 1: Should we? Should? We? Should we challenge this? Cut down
Speaker 1: the time in between innings. But if your team wins
Speaker 1: on a botch play at the time between each pitch,
Speaker 1: you gotta get those commercials in, bro, you don't know
Speaker 1: you know all about that. Yeah, but but there's only
Speaker 1: ways to save time in the game saving. How many
Speaker 1: times are you gonna walk a person intentionally twice you're
Speaker 1: gonna save You're gonna cut down an entire minute from
Speaker 1: a major league baseball game. Wow, you've really accomplished the
Speaker 1: rotation of the picture's arm that they're trying to also
Speaker 1: help out. How many times is this guy gotta keep
Speaker 1: throwing the ball, Yeah, but it's still he's going around
Speaker 1: and around He's like, come on, gonna throw the ball
Speaker 1: in there every time. That's what's on my mind. What's
Speaker 1: on your mind? Greg? Oh my god, I gotta say
Speaker 1: I I agree with you. Sara Jones, thank you Bald
Speaker 1: free Rik Yankees relief picture delln Baton says is notorious
Speaker 1: for not being able to throw the ball in the
Speaker 1: first base when when the when he gets like somebody
Speaker 1: has a groundball to him. And he's had issues with
Speaker 1: the intentional walk pitches as well. And who was that
Speaker 1: other dude that was amazing the guy who was in
Speaker 1: the World Series. Can't just Sitny Royals guy I don't know,
Speaker 1: or Chicago Cubs guy that's one of the guys on
Speaker 1: the Chicago Cup that he's got a major mental block
Speaker 1: and he can't throw. He'll just they'll just run on him.
Speaker 1: I'm a purist. Heary Jones. I agree with you. Keep
Speaker 1: the game the way it is. Stop complaining. The first
Speaker 1: too slow. Nobody's first Baseball is losing fans by the day.
Speaker 1: It is too slow. People don't want to play baseball.
Speaker 1: You stand out there, you'd rather watch the cry babies
Speaker 1: in the NBA. Good watched the NBA, which is more
Speaker 1: more exciting. I rather watching NFL, which is more exciting.
Speaker 1: I'd rather watch ice hockey, which is more exciting. Baseball
Speaker 1: is like watching paint dry. It is so boring. You
Speaker 1: stand you, but it's true. You you wait and you
Speaker 1: wait for the ball to get hit, just the first
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. You know, you wait for the pictures. It's
Speaker 1: on your mind. What's on your mind? And also, you
Speaker 1: know what else is also crappy. Hey, you know a
Speaker 1: father's son throwing baseballs in the backyard having a row
Speaker 1: with each other. That is so passe. No, dad and
Speaker 1: son are throwing the ball together, having those good old
Speaker 1: times like that's all make believe in the movies. Make
Speaker 1: believe for you because you've got two daughters. No, it's
Speaker 1: all make believe. I played catch with my dad all
Speaker 1: the time back in the day. Kids don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: They exactly They played catch on video games. Now they
Speaker 1: play catch on their iPhone. Nobody's playing catch in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing it anymore. That's you're working eight o'clock at night. Okay,
Speaker 1: how do you want to solve this problem? I just
Speaker 1: think baseball is to me. If baseball won away tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't miss not Okay, that was Greg T. Everybody
Speaker 1: off their army needs to attack Greg T today on
Speaker 1: several fronts. Dare you say that Greg's defense? He's not
Speaker 1: alone in that opinion. A lot of people think that
Speaker 1: it's kind of lost some lust. But yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: not gonna get its luster back by by cutting out
Speaker 1: the intentional wall. Right, that's right, that's where you're right, Scary,
Speaker 1: Thank you there, freak, what's on your mind? Uh? Oh?
Speaker 1: I want to thank everybody for spawning to my poll
Speaker 1: on Twitter yesterday where I asked what will it take
Speaker 1: for Scary Jones to start playing music at a proper
Speaker 1: volume on the podcast. So far the results fifty people
Speaker 1: have voted and right now say we have to steal
Speaker 1: his BMW. Waterboarding came in second, uh intervention third, and
Speaker 1: my ears are Bleeding is number four. I was the
Speaker 1: one who voted for my ears of bleeding because they are.
Speaker 1: And there's still time to vote right now a bleeding though,
Speaker 1: because of this podcast talking about the NBA Scar. Pick
Speaker 1: a song and show how you play it versus how
Speaker 1: ball freak you like to play it. There's still time
Speaker 1: to vote at Twitter at Yeah Yeah scary to pick
Speaker 1: a song the revivalists, I need to get a chance
Speaker 1: to talk, not even fair pick a song. I don't
Speaker 1: have a song, any song, random song song. My issue
Speaker 1: is ball freak Dude, Why do you gotta air our
Speaker 1: dirty laundry out to the Twitter world? Out to their
Speaker 1: dirty laundry? People listen to the podcast every day. They
Speaker 1: know exactly what I'm talking about, yes, but you continue
Speaker 1: to I'm just bringing it to the front of the
Speaker 1: of the of the person what exactly happened now? Because
Speaker 1: what he does is he goes on the Twitter and
Speaker 1: he starts writing about why does ball? Why does Skewery
Speaker 1: Jones contro us? Solve the problem? Play a song the
Speaker 1: way you would played scary? How would you play a song?
Speaker 1: He's not gonna do it right now because now he's
Speaker 1: now it's top of the yeah playing, So that's how
Speaker 1: he would play. Listen. Okay, now look I get a
Speaker 1: perfect levels yere right. But you've been doing this four
Speaker 1: hundreds of episodes and we've told you is Jennifer yeasy
Speaker 1: headphones exploding? That's radio one on one. How long you
Speaker 1: been in the business, bro? Now I'll play my keyboard
Speaker 1: on Yesterday I'm gonna call you out. Bro, I'm calling
Speaker 1: you out. Now play the way ball for you would
Speaker 1: like you to play it? Same song. Yeah, that's good,
Speaker 1: that's perfect, That is awesome. Everybody knows what my point is.
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need to defend my stance here.
Speaker 1: The people have spoken, but I understand what Gregg Tea's
Speaker 1: coming from. Why do you have to out because it's
Speaker 1: unprofessional and it needs to stop. And I am here
Speaker 1: as the off air head listener advocate. You know, by
Speaker 1: the way, because people like you, people like you. We
Speaker 1: are known as the podcast that yells and argues with
Speaker 1: each other because people like you. We are because you don't.
Speaker 1: Because you know a dog who can't learn a new trick,
Speaker 1: you put it. You put it out there and nod.
Speaker 1: Round one. You're a dog and you're not learning a
Speaker 1: new trick. It's simple. Just make it minus five lower
Speaker 1: than it normally is. People don't want to hear music
Speaker 1: drowning out people talking about unless it's unless it's you
Speaker 1: that they're drowning out. No, you're the one doing the drowning,
Speaker 1: Captain waw and round one. It seems like ball freak
Speaker 1: is coming out and he's smoking. I'm past Scary Jones unbelievable,
Speaker 1: and Scary is about to go down. Then the bell.
Speaker 1: We're going to the ball, all right, scout right, here
Speaker 1: we go to all right, I'm alright, I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: this song at a regular level. I look at a second.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to give a shout out
Speaker 1: to where I was yesterday. Where are you Greg? You know?
Speaker 1: After we got done talking about the bull, I went
Speaker 1: out and I found myself a barbecue place to go
Speaker 1: to here in New York City. Shot and I've never
Speaker 1: gone there before ever, and I've never tried it. And
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I looked him up on Google.
Speaker 1: They got a couple of stars. So I went over
Speaker 1: to what's called the Country. They'll sorry, hill Country Grill
Speaker 1: in New York City. Country barbecue they do. They do
Speaker 1: barbecue there. Yeah, you've been there a lot a lot
Speaker 1: of times. Yeah, dude, give get some get some some country.
Speaker 1: Give us some hill billy music, billy naming name the
Speaker 1: hill country barbecue, not old country grill, Hill Country barbecue.
Speaker 1: Give me something ning nick ni ning ning ning Ing,
Speaker 1: ning ning ning ning ning Ning, Come on, yeah, ding
Speaker 1: name name ing Ing give it to me, give me
Speaker 1: come on. I love Hill Country Barberce. Hi, guys, have
Speaker 1: you ever been there before? Pal freak? I have here.
Speaker 1: I think I was there with you once upon it
Speaker 1: time we went, You and I we went when you
Speaker 1: guys were friends, back before he started playing the music
Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, there we go back stomach his bowl.
Speaker 1: So I walked by. I walked by this place quite often.
Speaker 1: And as I'm walking by the place, I keep smelling
Speaker 1: like I gotta go in there. But I was by myself,
Speaker 1: and you know, scary. You don't like to go in
Speaker 1: there by yourself. I hate eating along. So I decided don't.
Speaker 1: I'm picking my pants up and I'm going in there.
Speaker 1: Look a big boy. So I went in and I
Speaker 1: said to the woman that was the host, I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here by myself. What do I do? She said,
Speaker 1: write this down, go see what you want. Go tell
Speaker 1: the chef, and you go right up and and they're
Speaker 1: smoking it right in front of you. So all day around, dude, Hey,
Speaker 1: I gotta talk to you off the off the off
Speaker 1: air show about that. I gotta hook up with you.
Speaker 1: But they are they are smoking the pulled pork right there.
Speaker 1: Man and they PLoP it on the burger with some
Speaker 1: pickles and some onions, and I'm like, oh my god, what,
Speaker 1: First of all, you ate all my arm andds. You
Speaker 1: went in the other studio. You took my almonds and
Speaker 1: my hummuds. And now you're talking about pulled pork sandwich.
Speaker 1: Is I'm dying. You're dying. Let's go to Carluccio's after this.
Speaker 1: That's done by me. Come down to Carlo. He's gonna drive.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be driving to Carlos am. Let's do that.
Speaker 1: Let's just get a pulled pork sandwich. Yeah, where we're
Speaker 1: gonna get a pull o gun? Really really hungry? Now,
Speaker 1: where can we get a pulled pork sandwich right now? Ah? Man,
Speaker 1: you don't want to go back to the hamil country
Speaker 1: work Hamilton's pork Jersey City. We go to Park Slope.
Speaker 1: I think they closed pork Slow all fletchers in Brooklyn. Dude,
Speaker 1: we've been there together, Park South, Park Slope, brook I'm
Speaker 1: not going to Brooklyn, to Brooklyn and cut the meat
Speaker 1: for you right there. You know you're getting Brooklyn blue
Speaker 1: smoke is crazy in the city. It's right here. I
Speaker 1: think you guys are blue blue smoking up my side
Speaker 1: right now. I think my penis is perfect. All right,
Speaker 1: you guys are I'm gonna play a song at a
Speaker 1: regular normal I can't see about that, and I'll cuss
Speaker 1: that kid right now, many cuss that. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get into the Revivalist, get into this is I wish
Speaker 1: I knew. I love the normal volumes on the air
Speaker 1: stive list, bro Shine n a star, you know who
Speaker 1: you are? Everythank you like the sun only a swan
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm gonna stay it open, sitting and the stars.
Speaker 1: That's the so Friday Night O take Me to You
Speaker 1: at All show, the one I need, the more I need,
Speaker 1: the mos Wisi I was young god. So now we're
Speaker 1: heres a long two strangers in the ride. We can
Speaker 1: share two strangers and that's Revivalist on the offair show. Yeah, well, Walfred,
Speaker 1: what's your problem with that song? Where do I begin?
Speaker 1: Where do I end? Podcast? Can't be that it sucks.
Speaker 1: Like a true artist artist we call ourselves artiste is
Speaker 1: an e at the end, there's nothing wrong with that song.
Speaker 1: People love that song. Man, all right, Well yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 1: Well it's the fair and I'm scar along with Greg
Speaker 1: t and bull fig Rannie. You guys, you never ever
Speaker 1: give me enough credit for booking guests? Right? What do
Speaker 1: you mean don't give you enough? Because we could give
Speaker 1: you all the credit for not booking? Did I not
Speaker 1: bring Sammy sweetheart? Hard? You cannot keep harping on? Did
Speaker 1: I not bring stas from give us a list of
Speaker 1: four people? That's all? He bangs are heads? Wait with
Speaker 1: this thing? Did I not bring you sir Ivan? A
Speaker 1: huge huge that doesn't even count, Sir Ivan does not count.
Speaker 1: We do. So today I've went above and beyond. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have. It's we've got so many. Second, I've got
Speaker 1: not one, not to not four. I got several celebrities
Speaker 1: coming in here right now. We're talking about no d
Speaker 1: r C lists. We're going for a list celebs right
Speaker 1: here on their because the affair heads and the offair
Speaker 1: army deserve it, all right, and you guys after today, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be kissing my boots. Okay, So let's say, okay,
Speaker 1: in fact, freak, who do you name some names? Let's
Speaker 1: let's say who's scary brought ahead? Well, freak, shout him out?
Speaker 1: Who do you think he bro? You want me to guess? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just you say a list celebt, that's by scary standards.
Speaker 1: I don't know Bill Murray, Bill Murray coming in not
Speaker 1: today to stand here and make guesses. I don't know
Speaker 1: to begin to think who's coming into this in fact,
Speaker 1: by the way, guys, because because they are a listers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is security outside because Jones Listeny Jones, rondolo from
Speaker 1: welcome back, Welcome to Corter, Welcome to corteror we have choppers.
Speaker 1: Turn on the microphone, we turn on my outside. Yes,
Speaker 1: and the crowd, the crowd, their crowds outside the studio. Listen,
Speaker 1: you're the helicopter. That's a helicopter overhead because of the
Speaker 1: security that's invites in the real helicopter. Turn the crowd by.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the beginning of good Night Sigon by
Speaker 1: Billy Joe. It's all kinds of you, guys. That's really
Speaker 1: Joe coming in. You're trying to hear those people. You
Speaker 1: feel gonna start playing? Are you easy going to descend
Speaker 1: the studio like on a piano. Harry comes down really
Speaker 1: tall on I have hold on a second, lazy gentlemen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Solea's welcome to the studio. Kardashian, are you telling me.
Speaker 1: He's Kartashian. Everyone. Oh my god, I have heard so
Speaker 1: much about you guys, ball freak. Look at this is
Speaker 1: in the studio. This is us. I feel like this
Speaker 1: has been a long time come well, seriously, so much
Speaker 1: to ask you you can ask away. And I'm here
Speaker 1: with actually an unexpected friend. Hold on, let me get
Speaker 1: the door. All the Kardashians, the whole Kardashian My sisters
Speaker 1: are in LA but we're going to actually make the announcement.
Speaker 1: She is who's here now? It's Milan. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: She's in New York. R's I am. I am in
Speaker 1: New York right now. Thank you. You know, as you know,
Speaker 1: we've been working very hard since we got elected, which
Speaker 1: is why I'm going on vacation for the next forty years. Largo, Milania,
Speaker 1: and now Kim Kardashian is. How do you guys know
Speaker 1: each other? Well? Actually, as you guys know, like our
Speaker 1: husbands are really good friends and they go like way back,
Speaker 1: So we just have so much in common and from
Speaker 1: events and stuff, just cons really running into each other. Yes,
Speaker 1: we both did g Q. We did g Q. Shoot,
Speaker 1: we both are mothers. We don't have so many things
Speaker 1: that we eventually came together. So she's a lovely, beautiful woman,
Speaker 1: very nice. So how did Scary Jones approach you about
Speaker 1: coming on the Are you familiar with the podcast? I
Speaker 1: am familiar with the podcast. Um, Scary actually knows my
Speaker 1: mom and Chris, as you guys know, Chris is my manager.
Speaker 1: So so that that's the way it happened. And I'm
Speaker 1: in town with Kanye. We had a little Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: week and we had we made an entire week and
Speaker 1: we had fashion week and then, um, I will say,
Speaker 1: when Elvis finds out that you're here on the podcast,
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran might fire both of us for not finding
Speaker 1: the show from before our show. Yeah. Absolutely, Well, you know,
Speaker 1: the guests, we just get the scraps and leftovers, but
Speaker 1: you guys are not scraps. Are left absolutely, And you know,
Speaker 1: Chris loves the show. My mom's referred to her as
Speaker 1: Chris time. Yes. And Donnie loves the show too. We
Speaker 1: have a long storied history with with your husband Donald.
Speaker 1: He's listened to it maybe once, but for him, you
Speaker 1: know that's enough. And you know, I'm very good friends
Speaker 1: with your with your son Eric, So Eric and we
Speaker 1: play golf together. He callowed me this. He told me
Speaker 1: this steps on steps on steps and I'm sorry, I'm damn,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean we're not disappointing you guys, that
Speaker 1: not at all. This is this is a pleasure to
Speaker 1: be here. I don't do this often. As you know.
Speaker 1: I decided to carve out half hour. I have big
Speaker 1: crush on bald freak. Can I take a number you cross?
Speaker 1: Maybe a couple of years. He's been divorced like seven times,
Speaker 1: could maybe the eighth maybe? All right, Wow, it's your future.
Speaker 1: This is a huge this is political. He's damaged. Good,
Speaker 1: huge rush. I don't want to be like like a
Speaker 1: dead body in an alley. This won't happen. My security
Speaker 1: team is one that first you're running the show. Do
Speaker 1: we have any other guests with us? Who else is more? Well,
Speaker 1: you guys, I had Ivanka in the lobby, so we
Speaker 1: can bring her up. And Ivanka are both here. There's more.
Speaker 1: It keeps on getting that. We are spending the day together.
Speaker 1: So if you guys want her to come up, she
Speaker 1: can come out. Okay, Oh well we'd love to have Vaka.
Speaker 1: Would you like my girlfriend sticks around? Yeah? The more
Speaker 1: the merrier, right is it all women. It is all
Speaker 1: women today, Girls Day on the right podcast to the
Speaker 1: huge here. I can't believe what you've done. Bull freak.
Speaker 1: I mean, we gotta you know this is we gotta
Speaker 1: give credit where credits to know I've listened. I'm speechless,
Speaker 1: and so we can bring her in. This is, this
Speaker 1: is wonderful. I've had this up my sleep for months.
Speaker 1: She might take a couple of minutes. She's she's getting
Speaker 1: make up. These guys, by the way, they they they've
Speaker 1: actually accused me. I'm not doing a damn thing for
Speaker 1: this podcast, fourteen episodes. Whatever this is. I gotta say something.
Speaker 1: Today is the day you're coming out for. Today is
Speaker 1: the day. I mean, this is our lucky day too.
Speaker 1: I'm honored to be here. You know, it is an
Speaker 1: honor to have you here. You know, all the off
Speaker 1: air yugs. You gotta see this. I wish we can
Speaker 1: show you all of these pictures of us with Kim
Speaker 1: and Milania. Yes, and I'm dressed up like a cow
Speaker 1: as well. Is this a fashion week statement? It might
Speaker 1: have to be. Well. I wanted to impress you, Kim.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I have never had really
Speaker 1: good luck with girls named Kim. I had two girlfriends
Speaker 1: and they both broke up with me. In their names
Speaker 1: Kim Kim Fields from the Facts of Life. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. The other one, I actually forget her last name.
Speaker 1: It was Kim camar La Kamal. I forget her last name. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she looked up to me in college, and then it
Speaker 1: was Kim Hanson broke up with me in high school.
Speaker 1: And now there's Kim Kardashian And you know, Kim, I'm
Speaker 1: so improuded. So now what are you guys up to today?
Speaker 1: What are you guys promoting? You gotta be hawking something right. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: as you guys know, Ivonka's shoes, ivanka shoes are beautiful,
Speaker 1: Yes they are. You know, it's very unfortunate what happened
Speaker 1: with Nordstrom. But as Donnie says, when one door closes,
Speaker 1: another one open. So Burlington coat facted here we come.
Speaker 1: I think it's the next move. It's um maybe seven
Speaker 1: eleven or something. Either one. Ivanka has wonderful taste though
Speaker 1: her Her clothing is so on point, and she's always
Speaker 1: like on fleet and just so looking so good and
Speaker 1: thank you so keeping up with the Kardashians is airing
Speaker 1: next Sunday, season twelve, and Melania, I want an episode
Speaker 1: on your reality show. I mean that's I don't have
Speaker 1: a reality show. We're living in there's no way that
Speaker 1: everything's real. Come on this. Yeah, well, um, you know,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to come on the show and clear
Speaker 1: up a lot of misconceptions, because a lot of people
Speaker 1: misconception me that your husband is a racist. They say that,
Speaker 1: they they say, we have political opinions on For every
Speaker 1: person that says he's a bad person, there's a hundred
Speaker 1: people who love him. So people forget this. And he's
Speaker 1: a magnificent lover. We've heard he is great. He's got
Speaker 1: small hands, small hands, but big assets. Let's let's hear
Speaker 1: that's not what I hear about people with small hands.
Speaker 1: Brid Do you have a question for Kim Kardashian or
Speaker 1: for I see Ivanka in freak? You're missing this, man,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing it all. You come down the hallways a
Speaker 1: gentleman Trump. Yes, Hi, it's so good to be here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So Ivanka, first of all, I want
Speaker 1: to say I'm very sorry what happened with you in
Speaker 1: North Dumps. Okay, it's you know Walter the pictures. Now
Speaker 1: we can talk about the elephant in the room as
Speaker 1: much as you guys want. Um, things are very exciting
Speaker 1: right now, even though you know Nordstrom shut the door.
Speaker 1: There's so many things going on. I know that you're
Speaker 1: friends with Eric, yes, and um. You know, it's unfortunate
Speaker 1: that we had to step down from the foundation. But
Speaker 1: we're still very busy right still, very busy. Things are
Speaker 1: going wonderfully with Jared. We're in d C. Now. I
Speaker 1: love it. It's it's really the white picket fenced dream.
Speaker 1: Want it unbelievable. It's really rare that Milani and I
Speaker 1: are spending the day together, so and we have we
Speaker 1: have a lot in common. You know, a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't realize that we're very close friends. I could
Speaker 1: sit here and just talk to you all day. This
Speaker 1: is really unbelievable. Question for Ivanka or Milannia or Kim.
Speaker 1: I don't have any I can't believe that all these
Speaker 1: people are in the same room at the same time.
Speaker 1: Probably very rare. And he's not unraveling. Usually we have
Speaker 1: massive stars here and he comes stuttering, believe of it.
Speaker 1: I'm not in my composure. How long did it take
Speaker 1: you to put this together? Episode five? When you guys
Speaker 1: first told me I needed to get celebrities and a
Speaker 1: liss people on the shows. So cool? Oh sorry us, Ronnie?
Speaker 1: Is it right? Um, it's it's a big coincidence that
Speaker 1: all of us are here. Milannia and I are rarely
Speaker 1: in the same place, and then you know, Milannia and
Speaker 1: Kim do have a friendship. And the big reason why
Speaker 1: we're here is we're working on something with Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1: And that is the last surprise. She is next door
Speaker 1: car Hello Darlins, Hello Darlins, the real queen has arrived.
Speaker 1: Why how are you? I'm great, This is unbelievable. Seriously,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Alvis would kill us. Seriously. I mean,
Speaker 1: we know that you and Elvis might have had a
Speaker 1: you know mine are falling out, but seriously, but no, no,
Speaker 1: but I know you should have been offered for the
Speaker 1: big show for Elvis. You should have done his interview first.
Speaker 1: I think my team said we're doing that in a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, So I think that so we are
Speaker 1: working on a big brand together, all four of us.
Speaker 1: Because well after James and I broke up, you know,
Speaker 1: I was tired of being the Milannia in the situation,
Speaker 1: I decided I want to be the Donald Us. Women
Speaker 1: need to be self made and have our own things.
Speaker 1: So we're working on a champagne line, all four of
Speaker 1: us chae. That's great. I'm buying it, and we all
Speaker 1: have impeccable taste. And we're all queens darling. I mean,
Speaker 1: my family loves this idea. So whatever the fans love,
Speaker 1: I will do. And I was in the area, as
Speaker 1: you know, I have a place in Jersey, So I'm
Speaker 1: going to come through if if Kim is here and
Speaker 1: Milannia is here and we're we haven't actually met in
Speaker 1: person yet to work on it. It's all been over
Speaker 1: the phone. We definitely how do we get exclusive on this?
Speaker 1: You guys? Well, um, the Champagne is going to launch
Speaker 1: in about three weeks and are going to be bringing
Speaker 1: you guys bottles. Yeah, and you know, we like to
Speaker 1: stay humble. We don't always have to do like the
Speaker 1: number one show. You know you can do the number
Speaker 1: one hundred. Yeah, this is so far from the one
Speaker 1: hundred the number one pull freak. What's your favorite Mariah
Speaker 1: Carry song? Do you have one? What's the one that
Speaker 1: she was on the roller skates. Yeah, with the one
Speaker 1: that you were on the roller skates. Do you remember
Speaker 1: that one? I've been on roller skates for years. That
Speaker 1: was in that sweet fantasy, Sweet fantasy. That's one we
Speaker 1: love that. That's one of my favorites, and fantasy will freak.
Speaker 1: I'm so upset over that you're in another studio listening.
Speaker 1: I know you guys are getting you know, you in
Speaker 1: a bunch of a list ladies. Maria, Donnie and I
Speaker 1: dance to the fantasy all the time. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a fantasy. It's I'm living a fantasy. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. This has been.
Speaker 1: I mean, we are very fortunate to have all four
Speaker 1: of you, ladies. Thank you. I just want to address
Speaker 1: the elephant in the room about me, because a lot
Speaker 1: of people a lot of wondering. Yes, all, I've seen
Speaker 1: all the videos. I know the fans will talk about
Speaker 1: what was in the box that I gave to my chef.
Speaker 1: It was an awkward exchange. By the way, that day
Speaker 1: you looked beautiful, I mean, honestly, like Jackie Nassas, you
Speaker 1: look fat. Thank you so much. It was actually a
Speaker 1: posted no that to help me. It wasn't really. Tiffany
Speaker 1: stow that It's great And if I may ask Mariah seriously, yes, darling,
Speaker 1: can we talk about New Years for a second. I
Speaker 1: knew that was going to be brought up, and I'm
Speaker 1: fully ready for that. What's going on? And what happened? Really?
Speaker 1: What really happened in that ear piece? What really listen?
Speaker 1: When you are a living legend, darling and there are
Speaker 1: millions of people watching you and the noise from the audience,
Speaker 1: you don't even know your ear piece and then the
Speaker 1: vocals were supposed to be there. Okay, I've been doing
Speaker 1: this for over twenty years and I'm allowed to make
Speaker 1: a mistake. But this was not my mistake. This was
Speaker 1: mtvs mistake. And except the fact that it was on
Speaker 1: ABC and too much of Drink had an extra, I
Speaker 1: did not. You know, we did arrive late. It was
Speaker 1: all very last minute. And you know, when when something
Speaker 1: goes wrong, it's always my fault, always my fault. Yes,
Speaker 1: but my Lamily is here for me no matter what.
Speaker 1: You know, and we move on. You have a question
Speaker 1: for Kim. If Kim could come back over to the microphone,
Speaker 1: so what happened now with Kanye, like he like lost
Speaker 1: his mind and they had a hospital he went away
Speaker 1: for axating. Well, I wouldn't say lost his mind. I
Speaker 1: think that's a little brutal, but it's okay to um
Speaker 1: basically after what happened in Paris, which was very tragic
Speaker 1: and you and they took you hostage. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I do remember that. I do remember that, you think.
Speaker 1: And they found the duct tape the other day that
Speaker 1: somebody has I didn't duct tape, but they did arrest
Speaker 1: sixteen of the guys, and so I'm feeling a lot
Speaker 1: of closure right now. And back to posting selfies on Instagram. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm posting lots of selfies. Look, even though I post
Speaker 1: on average thirty seven selfies a day, it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: I don't care about my community. Okay. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to make the world a better place. You take your
Speaker 1: GEO tag location off of you, and you know, it
Speaker 1: was a little bit of a wake up call not
Speaker 1: to show every single amount of jewelry, but I'm wearing
Speaker 1: and just to be more understated. And Kanye just it
Speaker 1: was an emotional time for him because he's lost his
Speaker 1: mother and he imagined losing me, so, like, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, how do you feel that Just the other
Speaker 1: day I saw that the Spice channel was still running
Speaker 1: your video with ray J, your porn that you did.
Speaker 1: You know, whenever that gets brought up, I just say,
Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. And I know about this too,
Speaker 1: you know, people keep bringing up my past, and you know,
Speaker 1: Kim and I can relate that there's lots of false
Speaker 1: accusations about us, but I also like to well, we
Speaker 1: both did g Q, we both did this yo. But seriously,
Speaker 1: that ray J video, oh well, you know what, that's
Speaker 1: that's always going to be there. But I honestly know
Speaker 1: that they're still paying like eight for it. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, yeah, so Chris is in charge of all
Speaker 1: of that, but I'm I'm not my past. I am
Speaker 1: who I am right now, and so we're gonna let
Speaker 1: that go. We're gonna let Paris go, and we're just
Speaker 1: gonna have a good time. Melania actually takes a good selfie,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't post them. I don't post them, you know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I like to photoshop them so that I look
Speaker 1: more like Michelle Obama. But this has been an amazing experience.
Speaker 1: I have to be honest, ladies and gentlemen. We want
Speaker 1: to thank you first of all, all of you ladies,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. And actually, you know, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to praise a lot of the celebrities who
Speaker 1: are defending my dad, like Nicole Kidman and Lindsay Lohan.
Speaker 1: They're sticking up for him. And um, I did notice though,
Speaker 1: that you came in here today with another one of
Speaker 1: our friends that is uh an up and coming fantastic
Speaker 1: a comedian named Natalie Friedman. God, I heard of her.
Speaker 1: It's totally heard of her, and I know that all
Speaker 1: four of you ladies, like you know, are so popular
Speaker 1: and it's great. Please welcome Natalie Friedman Comdiana. So that
Speaker 1: wasn't Kim Kardashian, No, no, no, no, they were here.
Speaker 1: They're here. This is amazing. I just got pictures with
Speaker 1: all of them, and I'm a fan of I'm a
Speaker 1: fan of all of them. They're all very elegant ladies,
Speaker 1: they really are. But I can't believe we just upstaged
Speaker 1: all four of them from I'm not an a lister.
Speaker 1: I know that's a fact, man, that that you were
Speaker 1: here and we were focused on all those other women.
Speaker 1: I mean, you were just attractive as Kim Kardashian. Kim,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're a spitting image. Spitting image. I can
Speaker 1: see that. I could see that. I just said, you know,
Speaker 1: there's there's no reason to have somebody else here that's
Speaker 1: not being paid attention to, right, So let's pay attention.
Speaker 1: We've learned to pay attention to all five members of
Speaker 1: the boy band group. You know, Chris Kirkpatrick's of the world,
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, you know, so there we are you,
Speaker 1: Chris Kirkpatrick. Well, I have a secret to tell everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm an up and coming comedian. You can see me
Speaker 1: at Caroline's Gotham. I have a YouTube channel, It's Natalie Friedman.
Speaker 1: But um, I have a little secret. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I should announce it or go for it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. No, I'm not. I'd be murdered by my dad,
Speaker 1: probably to be a man. No, No, we're not. You're
Speaker 1: really Catholic and you're not Jewish. No, I really am Jewish.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm confused, but I am Jewish. Okay, but what
Speaker 1: are you confused about? Well? Is there a god? I
Speaker 1: don't know if we should get into that in the morning.
Speaker 1: But there's always when you're twenties, six years old, you
Speaker 1: don't know what. You don't already hit politics as well
Speaker 1: do religion. I don't know what. I was the voice
Speaker 1: behind all the characters. I have a sneaky and them,
Speaker 1: and you know what, we didn't get Nicole Kidman in there,
Speaker 1: so we might just have to insert her real quick. Um.
Speaker 1: She was going to defend Donald and she was going
Speaker 1: to say, I just feel like we should all just
Speaker 1: stick up for Donald and just really as celebrities, we
Speaker 1: need to come together and be an acceptance mode. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how you do it. You're very You're very good.
Speaker 1: You're very good. You go from voice to voice to
Speaker 1: voice without stopping and like saying, hold on, what do
Speaker 1: I want to say here? Like your your brain continues
Speaker 1: to just talk and then you just switch over. I
Speaker 1: don't know how you do that? How do you do?
Speaker 1: Jim is not actually here. I've met her and I've
Speaker 1: shown her my impression and she was so nice to
Speaker 1: me because she knows a lot of people do impressions.
Speaker 1: So I met her in l A at an event.
Speaker 1: Kanye was there and I was like him, I do
Speaker 1: a lot of impressions of you, and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so awesome. And then I did
Speaker 1: it real quick and I was like, I always put
Speaker 1: you in a positive light. And she was like, so
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. And I got a picture with her.
Speaker 1: That's all I've ever done your impressions for anyone else.
Speaker 1: I have not met Milannia and Ivanka yet. Maybe that
Speaker 1: Donald tweet at me and maybe it'll happen. Truss is
Speaker 1: good press, right, we do we do the Trump We know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that you're friends with Eric and I know
Speaker 1: they're good people. So I mean there's a lot of
Speaker 1: hate out there, beings at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: so let's just say that. Yeah, to be to be
Speaker 1: honest for real, we don't we never I listen to
Speaker 1: this show. We don't go anywhere near political, absolutely, but
Speaker 1: we but we've done a lot of work to the
Speaker 1: point that we have become very good friends with them.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean we have friends in the White House. Actually,
Speaker 1: She like, like, you know, one of his assistants, one
Speaker 1: of the people who were high in his staff, This
Speaker 1: girl Lynn, She's awesome. She worked for him in New
Speaker 1: York City and now she's in the White and now
Speaker 1: we have Natalie Freeman that maybe we could put a
Speaker 1: video together and send it over and in front of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be fun. I made some appearances as Milannia. Yesterday
Speaker 1: I just had a show and I was playing Milannia.
Speaker 1: So blessing and curse. I'm gonna have a lot of
Speaker 1: work for the next four years. Anybody that you can
Speaker 1: do any other slugs? I do a lot of other people.
Speaker 1: I do cartoon characters. That's how I started out. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys like the Simpson dude,
Speaker 1: Bull Freak, I mean, this is a girl just for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, she loves the Simiz. That was Milannia,
Speaker 1: who has and she loves people with baggage. We could
Speaker 1: I don't love people with baggage, let's clear that up.
Speaker 1: But I'm confused about religion. Bull Freak has been married
Speaker 1: eight times, divorced eight times. I thought it was seven seven? Right,
Speaker 1: you never know one more? Yeah? Seven, it'll be eight
Speaker 1: soon to be in town four. I live in New
Speaker 1: York City. So are you taking a resume? What's your
Speaker 1: blood type? Did you any running? Do you run run?
Speaker 1: I do some running. He's an run she's busy. Mom.
Speaker 1: I feel like all these women on the show, we're
Speaker 1: just annoying. Are don't say that? Well, that's old school,
Speaker 1: Mark Simpson, right, old school. Did you guys watch the
Speaker 1: rug Rapp? Rugrats and the Simpsons were my life? I'm
Speaker 1: a nineties kid and you want to bring the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: Kim kardash And was on her shoe this is GREATULD
Speaker 1: give her most tavern get cars. Yeah, I think Kim
Speaker 1: as a nice ask, though, I'll say that, Oh my god. Actually,
Speaker 1: so you ask how I at what age? Like, when
Speaker 1: does somebody start doing this? When did you realize you
Speaker 1: could do voices? Okay, so this is kind of how
Speaker 1: it started. My parents would always let me as a
Speaker 1: kid watch like rated our movies PG. Thirteen. Whenever there'd
Speaker 1: be a sex scene, I'd feel super awkward. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to watch a sex scene with your parents.
Speaker 1: I'd run up to my room and I just play
Speaker 1: the radio or watch TV and just do voices. And
Speaker 1: I realized I can actually kind of do the spot
Speaker 1: on because I would start to do it for friends. Now,
Speaker 1: so you listen to the voice study it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like sound memory. So this is how you got
Speaker 1: into it when you were a kid. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, embarrassed watching sex scenes from it kind of started.
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in front of the
Speaker 1: mirror and some of the characters it was just sound memory.
Speaker 1: I just listen, Okay, this is how I do it.
Speaker 1: And then in high school, you know, with teachers, I
Speaker 1: would start to impersonate them and my friends would be like,
Speaker 1: you sound exactly like them. Then I started to google
Speaker 1: how to get on SNL, and so I moved to
Speaker 1: New York. So then my next question, so when do
Speaker 1: you take this giant lea? When do you hit the
Speaker 1: stage for the first time? Uh? And do some stand up?
Speaker 1: When do you do a voice for the first time?
Speaker 1: I would say I started doing stand up a little
Speaker 1: bit when I was seventeen eighteen. It wasn't consistent enough.
Speaker 1: And then when I made the move to New York
Speaker 1: at one, that's when I was like, this is for real.
Speaker 1: I want to do this for a career. Now you
Speaker 1: said you you were about to say something, Actually was it?
Speaker 1: I forgot about the Simpsons. You're like, oh, sorry, and
Speaker 1: you have a YouTube channel. Where can we see you
Speaker 1: on YouTube? It's Natalie Freedman and my Instagram isnt Freedman TV.
Speaker 1: I post an impression every week. I did some funny
Speaker 1: videos on Instagram, so that's not Freedman TV, and so
Speaker 1: is my Twitter. A monthly residency at Caroline's Comedy Club,
Speaker 1: the famous Carolines in New York City, So you do
Speaker 1: a Wednesday night comedy show, and then you are also
Speaker 1: resident at Gotham Comedy which is the Bove by the way,
Speaker 1: those are two huge New York City comedy right. You
Speaker 1: had a show last night. I did have a show
Speaker 1: last night and it was called Trump Day actually, so
Speaker 1: and you do some of these impressions on stage. I
Speaker 1: do these impressions in my sets. Absolutely. I tried to
Speaker 1: do as many as show. Is this like your show?
Speaker 1: Or you're just hosting? What is a show like? What
Speaker 1: does the Natalie Freeman show like Caroline's. So it's a
Speaker 1: mix every time. So sometimes I'll be hosting and sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll just be doing a set, part of the act,
Speaker 1: and so it's it's different every night. That's what's exciting.
Speaker 1: You know. On Thursdays I host a Ladies Night where
Speaker 1: it's just women in comedy. So it's different all the time.
Speaker 1: And um, I always try to about how do you
Speaker 1: feel about where women in comedy are. I'm sorry, um,
Speaker 1: CNN has are doing the history of comedy, this huge
Speaker 1: documentary that's several different episodes of it, and there's an
Speaker 1: episode focusing on that, and they're just saying of how
Speaker 1: how comedy in general has changed, how it's pave the
Speaker 1: way for women and how they are today versus how
Speaker 1: they were viewed in the seventies or eighties. Absolutely, I
Speaker 1: saw the provo. They were like, women are better at comedy.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, they're going to get a lot
Speaker 1: of you. I think that it's a really good time
Speaker 1: right now. I think it's evolved. I think it has
Speaker 1: been a struggle. There's always going to be those haters
Speaker 1: that are saying women aren't funny on my YouTube channel
Speaker 1: the other day, not even funny, women shouldn't do comedy.
Speaker 1: But we have come some such a long way, and
Speaker 1: I think it's it's a great time. Yeah, for for
Speaker 1: me to hear a women do comedy. Uh, it's a
Speaker 1: change of pace for me. It's a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1: You know. I can turn on the comedy channels, I
Speaker 1: can go to see shows and it's always you know,
Speaker 1: just driven by men, men men, and it's the same
Speaker 1: jokes all the time, my anatomy, this and that. The girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, I got it. They've hit me over
Speaker 1: the head with this, but they see a woman stand
Speaker 1: up and do that comedy and to hear you deliver
Speaker 1: the jokes. It is refreshed thanks to people like him.
Speaker 1: Let's thank Amy and me comings yes, yes, and and
Speaker 1: the vulgarity is so accepted, you know, I'm sure I
Speaker 1: went SMA. I could not believe it. How was it?
Speaker 1: It was. It was like eye opening, eye popping. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's a woman and she's like speaking explicitly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's it's it's now allowed. I mean, fifty years ago,
Speaker 1: it's unlady like to talk like that. But now we
Speaker 1: can really do whatever. And Amy and I am going
Speaker 1: to the same school, acting school as Amy actually right now,
Speaker 1: William esper So, I really look up to her in
Speaker 1: terms of how hard she worked as an actress and
Speaker 1: a comedian. I think that she earned her way how
Speaker 1: to deal with Heckler's like, for instance, in a show.
Speaker 1: I need to know this because sometimes we're on stage
Speaker 1: and like rude text messages will come in, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you'll be like every day,
Speaker 1: fuck you man, Well, so what kind of text messages
Speaker 1: from who? People? And they're like, you guys is think
Speaker 1: of pretend Ronnie well Freak is a heckler in the audience.
Speaker 1: Let's let's look at an experiment. Yeah, ah, both forgetta
Speaker 1: heckled before before the comedy. The comedy. So, I to Minnesota,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are like, what's in Minnesota?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm from the Beverly Hills of Minnesota. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like saying it from the nice part
Speaker 1: of Staten Island. But I'm a I go back to
Speaker 1: Minnesota with the cows and the big losing stuff. It's
Speaker 1: all right, buddy, go back to Staten Island. Nobody likes
Speaker 1: your bureau anyways. You know, it'll just be a little
Speaker 1: a little side tag or I'll ignore it. Um. I
Speaker 1: don't get hecklers a lot. Funny. I've never gotten that,
Speaker 1: but I've seen it. It's typically men on men, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a generalization, but I don't
Speaker 1: get heckled a lot. And I think people are sometimes
Speaker 1: like in awe of the impressions, so they don't even
Speaker 1: know what to say. Um. Sometimes I'll be doing Melania
Speaker 1: so well that people will actually like love to hate
Speaker 1: it as a lot of people you know, don't like them.
Speaker 1: It actually has a you know, they're charged by it.
Speaker 1: Make the politicians. Yeah, absolutely, but I'm so I wasn't
Speaker 1: prepared to deal with the hecklers. Yeah, like you said
Speaker 1: you would do Rugrats impressions. You know, let's let's get
Speaker 1: some of these cartoons. Did you guys watch Rats? My
Speaker 1: favorite character was Chucky. He's so cute, Oh Pat Blanket,
Speaker 1: and I was started the voice of a Khaki and
Speaker 1: Phil and little that was the best. That's really how
Speaker 1: I started on. Thank you, great cartoons? Have you done? Um?
Speaker 1: I loved Arnold? Okay, Arnold, move it football ahead? Did
Speaker 1: you guys ever watched that? I'm such a nineties kid.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I wish some of the off air
Speaker 1: heads could see me right now. I feel like the
Speaker 1: tongue is on the floor. My eyeballs have fallen out.
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here by the way, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: taller than the house. What's that? Oh my god? Backwards
Speaker 1: with a backwards language here, So we all turned backwards?
Speaker 1: Is it like that would be pigig? We just do
Speaker 1: backwards languages? Is taller? Is hot? Girl? Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys are all very handsome, and we ourselves. I
Speaker 1: beg to come. I got We're like a bunch of
Speaker 1: jugs in the house. Guys backwards okay? Yeah? So is
Speaker 1: that code word when you guys are out? Oh, it's
Speaker 1: so like if you're out with your girlfriends and then
Speaker 1: you're like, let's say, some guys checking you out. You
Speaker 1: can say to your girlfriend like, oh, seriously, don't look now,
Speaker 1: but this yug is checking me out, and no one
Speaker 1: we're talking about it kind of sounds like you're saying
Speaker 1: this like this ugly guy. But yeah, we could do
Speaker 1: like the boos that like TACKI and Pakis don't okay?
Speaker 1: And what else? Do you have anything else? Anything? Fun? Ellen?
Speaker 1: Don't you do? Ellen? I don't do Ellen? You know
Speaker 1: I do? Nicki Minaj a little bit o k married,
Speaker 1: She's another diva that's hold on a second, let me
Speaker 1: get some should we get some Nicki music. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Nicky personally. Actually, you know, I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Mariah and most of the women that
Speaker 1: were on the show, so um when we would hold
Speaker 1: that against you, and you're respectful the way you do it,
Speaker 1: so it's not like it's yeah, it's the Queen Bee.
Speaker 1: Barbie is Barbie bitch? Like you know, like all these
Speaker 1: women like they just try to be like me and
Speaker 1: they try to act like me, but like, really, who's
Speaker 1: the real original queen? Like really like all these rappers
Speaker 1: they think that they can rap like me, but I'm
Speaker 1: the original, Like, come on, you got that vocal fry.
Speaker 1: She's very like she's very like like very she does
Speaker 1: it on purpose. No human being actually talks like that.
Speaker 1: Can you can you teach our fair heads how to do?
Speaker 1: Give you a lesson? Yeah? That would be amazing for
Speaker 1: everybody because I wanted to like, who do you go
Speaker 1: to to say, hey, I want to I want to
Speaker 1: try a voice on you. It's like who do you
Speaker 1: go to trust? Because you know a lot of times,
Speaker 1: well we'll do something and we'll ask our buddies, Hey,
Speaker 1: you think this is funny and never goes oh yeah
Speaker 1: it's great, and it's really never funny. So who do
Speaker 1: you trust? Who do you go to test out of voice?
Speaker 1: There are some best friends that I go to who
Speaker 1: are not in the industry, surprisingly because those are the
Speaker 1: main consumers of comedy. So sometimes I'll shoot a video
Speaker 1: if it's a new person from the Bachelor. For example,
Speaker 1: I do Karin, I do Courin Olympius, and you know,
Speaker 1: if she has this very specific way she talks with
Speaker 1: her lips. Still, I'll send it to a friend that
Speaker 1: loves The Bachelor and she'll be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's spot on. And then I'll post it on Instagram
Speaker 1: sometimes first, and the feedback Instagram is kind of like
Speaker 1: an open mic for me. I'll post a Mariah video,
Speaker 1: It'll do really well, and then I'll say, Okay, let
Speaker 1: me do a full length video for YouTube. Let me
Speaker 1: put it in a show. And also, because I've been
Speaker 1: doing impressions so long, I can kind of be the
Speaker 1: judge too. I can say no, I'm eight out of
Speaker 1: ten on this, let me work on it, or this
Speaker 1: is what I'm going to keep doing. So another thing
Speaker 1: you don't know about Natalie Friedman. She is also an actress.
Speaker 1: She's been in some national TV commercials, including the current
Speaker 1: Match dot Com TV commercial where the two girls are
Speaker 1: in New York City talking to the guy in the park. Right,
Speaker 1: it's the big campaign. I wish it was whish was
Speaker 1: t we were talking to and you just shot a
Speaker 1: commercial that's going to go national soon. It's Degree for
Speaker 1: Degree Yes to gradiotor In. I said to my agent,
Speaker 1: I hope I'm not the stinky girl, but I booked it.
Speaker 1: What else have you been in? I've been in a
Speaker 1: Carousel commercial, I've been in a lot of nationals. And
Speaker 1: then there's a feature film coming out called Tale of
Speaker 1: the Wet Dog that I'm going to be in in April.
Speaker 1: I'll be acting alongside Tank Sade and he's he's an
Speaker 1: Australian actor. He was in Gilmore Girls. I do want
Speaker 1: to stop. Very disappointed when Scary told me that you
Speaker 1: were in match dot com commercial because it would look
Speaker 1: so real. I really guys were like really going over
Speaker 1: these guys. I'm so disappointed that that Match dot com
Speaker 1: now is like blown that mind blown? Well for real?
Speaker 1: You really think it was real? I did, because the
Speaker 1: guy talks to them in a park and he's like
Speaker 1: these guys and I'm thinking like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is really real. Like I was like sucked in. Are
Speaker 1: you trying to were you trying to join Match dot com.
Speaker 1: Know what else, bang bus? Bang bus is not real.
Speaker 1: You know, they don't pick up girls on the side
Speaker 1: of the road to come into their bus and lure
Speaker 1: them when really acts for cash for real, not happening
Speaker 1: for mind blown right now? Are you kidding? On the
Speaker 1: video talk about it's funny stories, he said, story from
Speaker 1: Match dot com. They actually wanted us to sign up
Speaker 1: after so that's real in their defense. And we were
Speaker 1: at the time, me and my best friend, we were
Speaker 1: both like, we're not single, and they were. They didn't
Speaker 1: even give us the app for free. They were giving
Speaker 1: us a discount. Wow, you don't get get she's not
Speaker 1: gonna like this. But they weren't even going to offer
Speaker 1: the free membership. So we were like, I say, with
Speaker 1: my current guy from Minnesota, I'm actually from Minnesota, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people that are from the East Coast
Speaker 1: that don't travel a lot, they'll say, what's in Minnesota?
Speaker 1: Didn't think they had streets? He now knows Minneapolis is
Speaker 1: a major metropolitan I always say I'm from the Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills of Minnesota. One of our co hosts from the
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand Morning Show, Bethany is from Minneapolis as well,
Speaker 1: so that's why we know a little bit. But the
Speaker 1: first time he was talking to Bethany, he was like,
Speaker 1: they like street signs and streets. Yeah, he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm an insulated guy. I'm from Brooklyn. I grew up
Speaker 1: in this area and I never laughed where they only
Speaker 1: eat pizza. I mean, it's but you know, no, I
Speaker 1: feel like i've I've now, I've traveled a little bit
Speaker 1: more around the country, trying not to be as naive.
Speaker 1: But what do you think of the city You've been
Speaker 1: here a few years now? I mean, is this a
Speaker 1: place with that you now call home or at home?
Speaker 1: I do call it home. When I go to Minnesota
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving, I'm ready to come back. I've been here
Speaker 1: for five years. I think that's the New Yorker bag.
Speaker 1: I feel it. I feel like I'm a New Yorker
Speaker 1: and I love it here and Minnesota like you had
Speaker 1: a dirty water hot dog? No, okay, Well then I'm
Speaker 1: a health freak. So that's the problem is that I
Speaker 1: have not like for a little while. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: you and I are both are both on a healthy
Speaker 1: diet right now. So yeah, I actually met Natalie. She
Speaker 1: came to a Super Bowl party that she was actually
Speaker 1: at the Ainsworth with us on my birthday, the day
Speaker 1: that they gave me a cake and that I couldn't
Speaker 1: need it. She was sitting right next to me with
Speaker 1: our buddy Danny Estrata over here in the corner. Remember
Speaker 1: that party that we were not at. I invited you both, Ronnie.
Speaker 1: Ronnie bailed the last minute, and Greg t never said
Speaker 1: he was coming to begin with. I said, anyway, that
Speaker 1: was the day. There was a good time. And then
Speaker 1: I saw that you had no dressing on your salad,
Speaker 1: and I said, he's doing the same thing. I am,
Speaker 1: no dressing, no sugar. And you know he's he's He
Speaker 1: talks to Doctor fat Loss all the time, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, Dr fat Loss will be here in studio
Speaker 1: with what is he a nutritionist? Doctor? What impersonation does
Speaker 1: he do? He's a nutritionist, yeah, he answered impressions. Nu.
Speaker 1: He plays the part of a skinny guy who was
Speaker 1: once heavy. Right, so he just tells, you don't eat
Speaker 1: food for forty one days. Where's my money? Right? Shut up? Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's you do as well. And you know what, We're
Speaker 1: going to post up a picture of all of us
Speaker 1: here with awesome having you Natalie Friedman Wick when find you,
Speaker 1: I got a question, freaking question. So, what's what's your
Speaker 1: long term plan? Natalie Freedman, you mentioned SNL. Do you
Speaker 1: want to voice cartoons? You clearly have a talent for
Speaker 1: it than you want to be the most famous person
Speaker 1: from Minnesota. That's gonna be tough. Well, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not on the pursuit of fame. I'm on the
Speaker 1: pursuit of being in movies that will come exactly pursuit
Speaker 1: of happiness. You know, family, love and money is the
Speaker 1: good stuff, right, But I want to be in movies,
Speaker 1: TV shows. I'm always auditioning for episodics and voiceover work
Speaker 1: so and comedy. So it's a lot, but I want
Speaker 1: to do it all. And um, things are going really well.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I actually auditioned for a g T. America's
Speaker 1: got talent, so fingers crossed. I mean, you know, they're
Speaker 1: they're very clean, very family clean. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if Yeah, I have a very pretty voice, thank your
Speaker 1: materials dirty as hell? Yeah? Oh he's dropped an anchor.
Speaker 1: How can you do a pirate? I don't do pirate?
Speaker 1: Come on, try to do a pirate before the podcast
Speaker 1: Captain wax Sparrow what if? And then we summarize everything
Speaker 1: else like do with the drop anchor through here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna drop trout. Oh look you're naked. You got there?
Speaker 1: We go, We can with six others. She's a couple
Speaker 1: of seconds for everybody, say Jack lobe extended. So so
Speaker 1: where can we find you? You can find me on
Speaker 1: Nat Friedman TV. That's my Instagram and Twitter, and my
Speaker 1: YouTube channel is Natalie Freedman and all of my shows
Speaker 1: I post on my website Natalie V. Freedman dot com. Yes,
Speaker 1: what for the V is my middle name, Valentina Natalie
Speaker 1: Freedman dot com has taken. I want to offer her
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars, but she won't step down. So I'm
Speaker 1: Natalie V. Freedman. So you guys can find all my
Speaker 1: show dates on there, and it will link to my YouTube.
Speaker 1: It will link to my social media Natt Freedman TV.
Speaker 1: Will also be at Gotham Comedy Club as well. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and I'm so excited that you guys had me on
Speaker 1: the show. I'm honored. When I come back, I'll have
Speaker 1: other impressions for you guys, and on TV as well.
Speaker 1: At on that Degree will be coming out soon and
Speaker 1: then Tail of the Wet Dog will be releasing this summer.
Speaker 1: We'll standing for your commercials. Thank you. I'd like you
Speaker 1: to come back and impersonate scary and great tea because
Speaker 1: I need to work on that. I was just thinking
Speaker 1: that at a time. Jack Line, swatch, satch. I guess
Speaker 1: it's just watching