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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for not wanting to see

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Speaker 1: my dad's a fair baby? I mean, how ugly is it?

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Speaker 1: Babies are ugly when they're born. I'm not even joking.

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Speaker 1: John is not a fan of babies. They see the

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Speaker 1: baby and he's like, ill, dude, they can be so

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Speaker 1: ugly it's insane. I feel like, right out of the vagina,

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Speaker 1: right like right out that like kind of ugly. Give it,

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Speaker 1: like you know, maybe like a month they become super cute,

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Speaker 1: so cute, but right out they're like a wrinkly old

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Speaker 1: sack of skin. And the problem is they're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: showing you pictures and like oh da da, and it's

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Speaker 1: like that looks like your baby. Fucking ugly? Get my baby? God,

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Speaker 1: fucket tell oh my god. I sixteen female will admit

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Speaker 1: I have and always will have a close relationship with

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Speaker 1: my mom, female forty. She is truly an amazing woman.

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Speaker 1: She did a great job and is honestly beautiful. Wow,

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Speaker 1: very very sweet from a teenage daughter starting out pretty sweet? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like the angsty teenage daughter. You don't expect that,

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Speaker 1: You're like, I I hate you, mom. I guess what

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Speaker 1: I expect from the teenage daughter like she's doing a

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Speaker 1: terrible job and it's honestly ugly. That's what the angsty

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Speaker 1: would say. Yet about a year ago we found out

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Speaker 1: that my dad male forty two, is having an affair

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Speaker 1: who is twenty six, and daddy can get it, daddy,

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Speaker 1: Daddy's got it twenty six, damn and slung in that

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Speaker 1: wang his a fair mistress. Lady is only ten years

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Speaker 1: older than me. Ten years is a lot of years, though,

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Speaker 1: it is, but it's when you put it like that,

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Speaker 1: it's it's like fourteen years younger than probably oh dad,

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Speaker 1: yeah forty two minus yeah, quick maps are sixteen. It's

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Speaker 1: one of those I can't but okay, I do. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: give me a cap. The dad's just comeback. But let's

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Speaker 1: hear him out here. But but you know, where's the

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Speaker 1: argument to be made. No, I'm just he was feeling lonely,

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Speaker 1: you know. No, it's just like congrats. It's just like congratulations.

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Speaker 1: You know he he he did it, So he did it.

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Speaker 1: He did it. You know, hey, you can do it,

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Speaker 1: then then do it and ruin your family. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: ruin your family and your family. Just do it. Her

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Speaker 1: and I have less of an age gap. Than my

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Speaker 1: dad and her half. Yeah, she's drilling at home. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like the dad's drilling dad. Twenty six year old

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Speaker 1: hot my mom, even though she was upset, she has

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Speaker 1: never really trash talk to my dad. Wow, even then, dude, mom,

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Speaker 1: Mom's just saying over here holding her tongue. You know,

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Speaker 1: you know the father ain't holding his tongue around that

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Speaker 1: twenty six year old and giving her that tongue neither. Up.

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Speaker 1: Oh h of that royal scepter. Baby. I am so upset, though,

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Speaker 1: who would be upsessed? That wouldn't be a I'm thrilled

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Speaker 1: my dad is an affair with a woman half his

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Speaker 1: age and destroying our family. I am so upset though

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Speaker 1: it would have been one thing for him to ask

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Speaker 1: for a divorce. Instead, he cheated with someone much younger

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Speaker 1: than him. Him and I love it. Him and his

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Speaker 1: affair moved about two hours away. Wow, not even in

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Speaker 1: a name an affair, the affair. At least they're living together,

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Speaker 1: you know. I don't know if that's a good thing

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Speaker 1: or a bad thing. I think it's worse. Actually, I've

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Speaker 1: seen him about five times since this all happened a

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Speaker 1: year ago. I act pleasant when I see him, but

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Speaker 1: things are awkward and my dad and I his relationship

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Speaker 1: is clearly strained. I mean sounds add an affair with

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Speaker 1: a twenty six year old woman. So and now are

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Speaker 1: you ready for the big news? Oh wait, there's bigger

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Speaker 1: news than that. So my dad's affair is pregnant. Yep,

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Speaker 1: he planted his old forty two year old seed in there.

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Speaker 1: I just flopped it right in the placenta. Yikes. He

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Speaker 1: called me yesterday and asked if I wanted to go

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Speaker 1: to the gender reveal party next weekend. Bro out of touch,

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Speaker 1: my guy, out of touch, he's the room bro. I

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Speaker 1: told him no, Yeah, thank god, that's so weird. He

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Speaker 1: asked why didn't want to talk about it, because you

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Speaker 1: had a freaking affair, dude with a twenty six year old.

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Speaker 1: He kept pushing me, going on saying about how the

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Speaker 1: baby will be my sweet precious little sibling, half sibling,

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Speaker 1: half half half affair, half sibling, Hi affair sibling. Imagine

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Speaker 1: she just addressed the affair a fair baby baby. I

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Speaker 1: got annoyed and I went off. I told him it

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Speaker 1: would have been one thing for him to go get

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Speaker 1: a divorce from mom, but you didn't have the guts

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Speaker 1: for that, so instead you had an affair. So no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to accept your little affair baby as

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Speaker 1: a sibling. Damn bro oh mm hmm. He called me

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Speaker 1: an immature brat. I don't know someone's someone's like screwing

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Speaker 1: someone half their age and a fair baby. So the

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Speaker 1: immature one is here. You are in no position to

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Speaker 1: throw any name calling my friend zero. He later texted

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Speaker 1: my mom complaining about how immature I am and how

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Speaker 1: I really need to grow up and except that his

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Speaker 1: mistress name and the baby is going to be part

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Speaker 1: of the family. Bro, No, no, dude, And honestly, like,

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Speaker 1: given like how much she looks up to your mom,

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Speaker 1: I think she's probably a pretty fair like level headed person.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, no, dude, this is terrible, this is terrible. Ope,

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Speaker 1: you're not in the wrong, but wow, complicated family dynamics

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Speaker 1: going on right here. We need to you need to

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Speaker 1: figure out a way to get back. Maybe maybe like

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Speaker 1: murder the twenty six year old or and the dad

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Speaker 1: have for a bribe a plastic surgeon to make it

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Speaker 1: look like a maniac. Yes do that, Yes,