Speaker 1: Steve comes up today and goes, guess what, reach into
Speaker 1: my pocket and I've got a surprise for you.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what he said. This is what he said as.
Speaker 3: I'm laying there icing my finger and I look like
Speaker 3: I'm the scarecrow.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, daddy, can't wait. Calm down
Speaker 2: with Erin and Chrissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, and I'm very excited to be here.
Speaker 2: Do you want to keep going with THEE? Does anyone
Speaker 2: we Oh? Wow, you want to? Oh do you have one?
Speaker 3: Yes, we have some anonymous ones or sorry, not anonymous,
Speaker 3: but if you guys want to do some live ones
Speaker 3: and then wow, okay, great, I love questions. Go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell all so happy to be here.
Speaker 4: I think the one thing that just bonds us all together,
Speaker 4: with all of us girls, as we always feel like
Speaker 4: you're our best friends when you talk your podcasts, like
Speaker 4: I'm literally texting my girlfriends crying, laughing, and trust me,
Speaker 4: we're a lot older than you.
Speaker 2: But I just turned forty six. Oh well, we're.
Speaker 4: We're way older than that, way older than that.
Speaker 3: I actually it wasn't my dogfight. I had a facelift.
Speaker 3: So yes, that's why I have stitches in my face. Yes,
Speaker 3: I wish I actually had one scheduled. I had to
Speaker 3: cancel it.
Speaker 4: But okay, I just think that I can speak for
Speaker 4: every woman in this world.
Speaker 2: The room, my best friend here that got.
Speaker 4: His tickets, and my friend.
Speaker 2: It's just you.
Speaker 4: We just feel like you're when we listen to your podcast.
Speaker 4: That makes us happy. The sports. We love, your personal life,
Speaker 4: We love just everything. Your friendship is everything in the world.
Speaker 4: We know that at being sixty, we know that friendships
Speaker 4: are everything in the world.
Speaker 2: That's so nice. Things like Stephen Jared, they like the
Speaker 2: relationship stuff.
Speaker 3: Aaron's my longest relationship, so that's perfect.
Speaker 2: No, that's so nice. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It is I think that as especially as I'll speak
Speaker 1: for myself our ourselves since we share a birthday. We
Speaker 1: just had a birthday, which is you know, it's funny
Speaker 1: obviously if you listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2: We talk a lot about our love for one another.
Speaker 1: But it's weird when you're like, you share a birthday
Speaker 1: with your best friend's kind of weird, right. That's like
Speaker 1: there's three hundred and sixty five days out of the
Speaker 1: year we got lucky that we'd say.
Speaker 3: Our boss, which is wild. Oh birthday with our boss.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, our friendship? Are we best friends
Speaker 3: with him?
Speaker 2: Mike? Is that you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it is because it's but we have a
Speaker 3: lot of similarities, but we have a lot of differences.
Speaker 2: Now with the sharing of the birthday, we just alluded
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: With our age, things are happening and I'm not it
Speaker 1: is what it is, getting older.
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable with getting older.
Speaker 1: But this one goes on kicks where she finds She's
Speaker 1: always like a few like months ahead with the trends.
Speaker 3: She's really big into Korean skincare. Right now, look at
Speaker 3: our look at her face. The joke I was going
Speaker 3: to make because she comes with stitches. I was so
Speaker 3: worried about the rash I got from overdoing the Korean skincare.
Speaker 2: I didn't even talk to you about this. We're face
Speaker 2: at me yesterday.
Speaker 3: I literally have these exposed issu because oh and I
Speaker 3: was worried about this rash on my face, and I
Speaker 3: was like, maybe I got stitches.
Speaker 2: You look great, thanks.
Speaker 3: I overdid it with the exfoliating pads. I didn't know
Speaker 3: you just do it once a day, and I was
Speaker 3: doing it three times. Yeah, I really got in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not really wanted to read instructions.
Speaker 2: I really couldn't read them.
Speaker 3: I couldn't read them.
Speaker 2: That was the problem. On the bottle, it's all in Korean.
Speaker 2: And so like the other two nights.
Speaker 3: Ago, I got home and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I have a rash and so I googled it and
Speaker 3: it said only you write to day translator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, you're overdoing it. Why do you
Speaker 2: overdo it?
Speaker 3: I was like, because I don't want to look like
Speaker 3: I thought, you don't want to look like this. But
Speaker 3: you know, apparently Korean skincare is the way to go,
Speaker 3: but you only use it once a day, not three times.
Speaker 2: I was really trying to get my mark.
Speaker 1: My model in life is if it's good once a day,
Speaker 1: what's it going to do three times a day?
Speaker 3: I do that with cress white strips, I'll sleep in them.
Speaker 3: People are like, what she will, she will? So anything
Speaker 3: about your birthday? That was super fun.
Speaker 2: I was at the ranch. It's my happy place. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Eric, my good friend who's told me there.
Speaker 1: He probably regrets selling me the ranch because it was
Speaker 1: a bitch to get in.
Speaker 2: A whole thing. Anyone else having problem with insurance right now?
Speaker 4: Yah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank God for State Farm. Not an AD,
Speaker 2: but an ad.
Speaker 3: I insurance is a real thing. Anyone insurance agent in here,
Speaker 3: because I'll talk to you after.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I may need to talk. I got perfect.
Speaker 2: I've got a real issue right now. This is Shet
Speaker 2: his number. Yeah, I might have his number. Did we date? No? Actually,
Speaker 2: I wish I would have dated. No, I'm kidding Steve.
Speaker 2: Steve sales insurance too on.
Speaker 3: My life, My point and all it is. The point
Speaker 3: is that's going to be the name of my book.
Speaker 3: The point is land the plane, Lady. I spent my birthday,
Speaker 3: our birthday at the ranch. It's my happy place. I
Speaker 3: just love it so much. And I know that you
Speaker 3: also I wish we were together, but you also I
Speaker 3: wish we were together. I woke up early in the morning.
Speaker 3: As Jarrett knows and anyone in my life knows, I
Speaker 3: have to work out for my mood. Yes, it just
Speaker 3: has to happen or I'm in a crappy mood the
Speaker 3: rest of the day. So I got up early. I
Speaker 3: was really excited about the whole thing. Because I knew,
Speaker 3: you know, probably going to do a lot of drinking,
Speaker 3: some eating, So.
Speaker 2: Let's go do a workout.
Speaker 3: I have talked on the podcast before about going to
Speaker 3: yoga class and people taking as Curisa says, liberty is
Speaker 3: like if I'm next to you in a hot yoga
Speaker 3: class and we're supposed to pull our legs over this way, like,
Speaker 3: do it this way because I don't want you going
Speaker 3: the opposite way.
Speaker 2: And then we're touching and it's wet and there's hair.
Speaker 2: Just listen to the instructor. It's not that hard. Stop
Speaker 2: worrying about your eyelashes. Get invested. Why are you.
Speaker 3: Wearing those in this class? Anyway, they're gonna fall off.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I go to a workout class. I'm really excited.
Speaker 3: There is one station next to me that's open. I'm
Speaker 3: not worried about it. It's my birthday. I'm excited. She's
Speaker 3: playing the new Taylor Swift Great Decided, and then walks
Speaker 3: in the grunter you all know the grunter. And I'm
Speaker 3: really pissed off because I tried to focus and I
Speaker 3: try to just be like, you know what, it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter that I now know what your personal experiences sound like,
Speaker 3: and in fact everyone now knows she means in the
Speaker 3: bedroom is what we're going on there. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: basically for forty five minutes in my class, it was
Speaker 3: the Harry met Sally restaurant moment. And it was just
Speaker 3: so uncalled for, and I really blame it's really uncalled for,
Speaker 3: and I blame COVID because I feel like a lot
Speaker 3: of us, you.
Speaker 2: Know, we were all we all were working out by.
Speaker 3: Ourselves and I was on peloton and I was screaming
Speaker 3: at myself and doing my thing. But this was crazy,
Speaker 3: and she did it the whole class. And my sister's here,
Speaker 3: by the way, I'll give her a shout out, Kendra Andrews.
Speaker 3: My sister knows very well this look. I'm at my
Speaker 3: station and I am like, you don't want to get
Speaker 3: that look from Aaron.
Speaker 2: Stop, Like we get it. Whatever it is, the chapstick
Speaker 2: move we're doing.
Speaker 3: AnyWho, the final minute and a half, which is always
Speaker 3: the hard one, the bitch starts counting like we're doing
Speaker 3: a hold, and she starts counting it one two.
Speaker 2: Wait and finally said stop counting. It's my birthday.
Speaker 3: I was so pissed off, so needless to say, it
Speaker 3: didn't help the workout on my birthday.
Speaker 2: Katie sign to night. Everyone welcome Katie to this day.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's tough.
Speaker 3: At least you didn't get yelled out by the teacher
Speaker 3: when I had.
Speaker 2: Someplace to go. Anyone else done this. I left five
Speaker 2: minutes early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right where it's like, and don't tell me it's
Speaker 1: your practice, it's you a thing. Well, my practice aid
Speaker 1: it five minutes ago because if I can squeeze this workout,
Speaker 1: and then I got to run out, and I'm all
Speaker 1: about yoga etquette.
Speaker 3: My sister in law is yoga instructor. Shut to my sister.
Speaker 3: She's here as well. You you sisters everywhere. But if I,
Speaker 3: oh my god, imagine if I took Allie's class, she
Speaker 3: would hate it.
Speaker 2: I would not listen. She would kick me out of class.
Speaker 1: Anyways, she's very good, but yeah, no, taking liberty is
Speaker 1: this one thing in a yoga class. But I get
Speaker 1: it where you're like, you want to have a zen,
Speaker 1: peaceful experience.
Speaker 2: This one calls me. She goes, oh, I said the
Speaker 2: worst time in yoga.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I did happy birthday listen to
Speaker 3: my yoga class. I was so pissed off, And how
Speaker 3: do you not know you're doing that? At least you
Speaker 3: didn't have your therapist call and leave you a voicemail.
Speaker 1: True, so I wanted to say, so we had our birthdays,
Speaker 1: but also how many women will be celebrating Mother's Day? Yes,
Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day, And it is my great honor to
Speaker 1: wish Aaron her first ever Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at that guy. It makes me emotional
Speaker 3: thinking about it because the journey that you have been
Speaker 3: very open and candid about to becoming a mother, and
Speaker 3: I'm so excited that you get to celebrate your first
Speaker 3: don't look at yourself and start first.
Speaker 2: I was like, God, is time for botox? She's really
Speaker 2: this is what she does? She deflects.
Speaker 1: Can we just talk about mac and how we stole
Speaker 1: right here? Also like who has this picture?
Speaker 2: It's really great?
Speaker 3: But I love you and I'm so excited to celebrate
Speaker 3: Mother's Day for the first time with you.
Speaker 2: So very exciting.
Speaker 3: New developments in our house are Nanny, who we love
Speaker 3: a lot. We're grateful for sat Jarret and Night down
Speaker 3: the other day and said, so, I'm just gonna tell
Speaker 3: you your kid is a genius at manipulation. He has
Speaker 3: now learned how to turn it on, including the tears
Speaker 3: the crime. He's also amazing. We're obviously so grateful, but
Speaker 3: we are learning a very important lesson about letting him
Speaker 3: deal with himself and letting him cry it out and
Speaker 3: soothe himself.
Speaker 2: And it's hard, and yeah, you know, there's been a
Speaker 2: couple of.
Speaker 3: Instances today he was having an absolute meltdown and we've
Speaker 3: decided we're gonna let him do it and then we'll
Speaker 3: grab him and see if he can calm down. It's
Speaker 3: a lot like Jarrett talks to me, like just breathe,
Speaker 3: like breathe. And so Jarrett went to go walk Howie
Speaker 3: in the morning and I had Mac and I was
Speaker 3: trying to get him to calm down, and I just
Speaker 3: started to talk to him like a normal person because
Speaker 3: I don't want to do the baby talk and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I was just like, listen, buddy, like I don't
Speaker 3: want to return you to doctor Marson, that fertility clinic,
Speaker 3: but if you're not happy here, we could always bring
Speaker 3: you back to California Fertility Partners.
Speaker 2: Like, but I'm gonna I'm wow you step down.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna warn you that lobby is cold, and there's
Speaker 3: a lot of like you don't the.
Speaker 2: Freezer, yeah, you're nold, A.
Speaker 3: Lot of stirrups, a lot of gel, a lot of ultras.
Speaker 3: Now it's not your bouncy chair is not there, so
Speaker 3: you may not like the heat right now is at
Speaker 3: sixty eight trees in this palatia palace you live in.
Speaker 3: And then my final thing, Jared hilarious. I think it
Speaker 3: was yesterday. Mac was throwing a fit and Jarrett looked
Speaker 3: over at him from the kitchen.
Speaker 2: He goes, Mac, you have a really good life.
Speaker 3: I was like, I told him I'd bring him back
Speaker 3: to the fertility clinic.
Speaker 2: But he's the best. He's so cute. I love that.
Speaker 3: Aaron celebrating Mother's Day and I'm celebrating being mother, mother
Speaker 3: of seven hundred animals at the ranch. Yes, yes, oh,
Speaker 3: the first ever baby chick was born at Ruby Ranch.
Speaker 2: This is a big deal. Guys. What's the same toto? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a boy girl.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, so I can't if anyone likes
Speaker 1: roosters here my bed.
Speaker 2: I hate roosters. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Kaka all morning. I know I'm out. So when you
Speaker 1: get baby chicks. So I like, I don't know shit
Speaker 1: about ranching. Or by the way, it's not even ranching,
Speaker 1: it's farming. But I think ranch sounds cooler, so I
Speaker 1: say it's a ranch. I watched Yellowstone. It's why I
Speaker 1: even have the place, and I just want to live
Speaker 1: out my best dream. So as I'm drinking vodka and
Speaker 1: taking care of the animals, which again I might be
Speaker 1: doing it all wrong, but I felt very proud that
Speaker 1: I've got to birth the first chick here and so
Speaker 1: for a very short amount of time. When you go
Speaker 1: and get people might know this, but I didn't. When
Speaker 1: you go and get a bunch of baby chicks. I
Speaker 1: bought all these baby chicks. You don't know if they're
Speaker 1: going to turn into a boy or girl whatever. Anyways,
Speaker 1: they turned into roosters.
Speaker 2: Are like, I gotta get rid of these roosters. Luckily
Speaker 2: Tony took those.
Speaker 1: But at some point the rooster impregnated this biach and
Speaker 1: we got our first baby chick.
Speaker 3: There will not be another one after that. Thank you,
Speaker 3: Thank you. I am very proud. I too, I too
Speaker 3: had a surrogate, you know, hah bet mine costs more.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, mine probably costs as much as your branch.
Speaker 2: She was worth it though. No, thank godess here's anyone
Speaker 2: looking to buy a ranch. I gotta get rid of
Speaker 2: this place.
Speaker 1: No, But so I bring all this up to say,
Speaker 1: I also have all these other little baby chicks that
Speaker 1: weren't born there. And I walked out the other day
Speaker 1: and Daisy, my German shepherd's head is in the chicken coop.
Speaker 1: She has ripped the front of the screen off and
Speaker 1: she her heads.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh this is oh, oh, this is
Speaker 2: not gonna be good.
Speaker 1: Luckily she was just playing with them because they were
Speaker 1: all fine.
Speaker 2: But I was like, motherhood it's hard.
Speaker 3: You know. So as their manipulation going, have you noticed
Speaker 3: like you're trying to, like Tom back to the frugility clinic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I Tali. Aaron and I have a lot in common,
Speaker 2: also a lot of differences. Our mother's day look different.
Speaker 1: But we just love our animals nonetheless, And if anyone
Speaker 1: knows anything about ranching or farming, has love to take
Speaker 1: all suggestions because I don't know anything.
Speaker 3: I know that Ryan said there was supposed to be
Speaker 3: a clock, and I'm kind of worried we're going on
Speaker 3: not me. Oh great, Okay, there, it is so much time.
Speaker 3: This is Jared's nightmare. Wait, you said we're going off script,
Speaker 3: which Ryan hates.
Speaker 2: We probably Oh no, We've got to do this one.
Speaker 3: People will love it because this picture is unreal. Did
Speaker 3: you give this picture to Ryan?
Speaker 2: Look at me? I'm like, what the outfit?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, this is the portion of the program
Speaker 1: we're supposed to talk about what it's like working in
Speaker 1: the sports industry.
Speaker 2: Picture. Oh you were busy. No, I can't. I said
Speaker 2: it to you. It's too blurry. Well, thank god.
Speaker 1: Okay, well here's the story. Yes, we are so grateful
Speaker 1: to have the jobs that we have.
Speaker 2: Again, my boss, what up.
Speaker 3: Your but let me tell you when you so I
Speaker 3: was doing a sit down. I will omit the young
Speaker 3: gentleman who I was interviewing for his own sake, because
Speaker 3: it's so embarrassing. I was doing an interview for NFL
Speaker 3: Films a couple of weeks ago, and I was wearing
Speaker 3: like a tank top thing, and I didn't want theras
Speaker 3: straps to show on the side. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at me, brought the like sticky strapless kind of bra.
Speaker 1: I'm so prepared. I want to have that weird strap
Speaker 1: on the side. I get the picture back after the
Speaker 1: interview is over. I'm on my way back to the airport.
Speaker 1: You guys, the entire sweater is see through and you
Speaker 1: can see the stick bra.
Speaker 2: Oh no, And need I remind you.
Speaker 3: If you've listened to the podcast I was, I would
Speaker 3: like some more and a little lift this.
Speaker 2: It was National Geographic. They're out of ear and the
Speaker 2: stick is half stick, half not.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna post it on the Calm Down Podcast Instagram.
Speaker 1: It is so embarrassing. And I called my producer a Chip,
Speaker 1: which normally I try to be like chill about this stuff.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, like just edit out the zi
Speaker 1: you know, the bad hair extension. There ain't no editing
Speaker 1: this thing out. It looks so tacky and so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And all I could think about is this young gentleman.
Speaker 1: And when I say young, I could be his mother
Speaker 1: that I was interviewing. The whole time, He's probably like,
Speaker 1: who is this old trashy beach that doesn't even wear
Speaker 1: the right bra to an interview?
Speaker 2: It looked like it was. It was so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we're on the topic because this industry is so
Speaker 1: wonderful but sometimes being a woman in it is bad
Speaker 1: when you have situations like that. So I apologize to
Speaker 1: the young gentleman who plays for the Baltimore Ravens and
Speaker 1: hopefully they can fix it in post.
Speaker 3: Bad He no ask Steve. He's not lucky Steve. We
Speaker 3: love Steve, Yes, yes, we do love Steve.
Speaker 1: But no, the job is so wonderful and I'm so
Speaker 1: grateful to you know, we've both been doing this twenty
Speaker 1: something years. But all the different stories of like things
Speaker 1: that you know, we talked about your hair. Oh, you
Speaker 1: have an updo, you can't show Aaron has a great
Speaker 1: hair extension trick, bend and snack.
Speaker 2: I have an updo and I can't do it. Well, no,
Speaker 2: it just goes along.
Speaker 3: We were talking about this about you know, really, Jillian
Speaker 3: and I are the only females that travel in our crew,
Speaker 3: so thank god for her.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Jillian, hey guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, you find little tricks of the trade.
Speaker 2: Bo I know you'd appreciate this.
Speaker 3: Right before I go on camera, really no one there
Speaker 3: to do my hair, so it's like you don't want
Speaker 3: to fly it all up when you've got you know,
Speaker 3: who do you have? Jared Goff Aaron Rodgers. I don't
Speaker 3: know who's Dak Prescott. So I do the old pen trick. Fine,
Speaker 3: do it? Oh, I dropped my pen and then you
Speaker 3: make sure all your hair extensions are down.
Speaker 2: Flip it.
Speaker 5: It works, keV. I don't know about Aaron Rodgers's achilles.
Speaker 5: He told me his leg is still attached. But god,
Speaker 5: damn it, look at my hair, you know. Yeah, it works,
Speaker 5: it works, it works.
Speaker 3: Don't do this move though, and think you're gonna because
Speaker 3: you don't have a brush that you're gonna just comb
Speaker 3: it out and one get stuck in the ring in
Speaker 3: your hair and you're like this, sob and put it
Speaker 3: in your pocket. How many hair extensions have you found
Speaker 3: in your pockets?
Speaker 2: A lot for me? Oh my god. When you do
Speaker 2: the wash and they're in your gene pocket.
Speaker 3: The individuals you know what I'm talking about right there,
Speaker 3: don't you not at all?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or the first time you're hunging up with a guy
Speaker 1: and he's like, what is that? I was like, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it.
Speaker 3: You like, don't touch my hair or my bank at
Speaker 3: South you know what it is. I have nothing left
Speaker 3: in my bank account after the last one.
Speaker 2: No, but it's great. There's like there's so many wonderful things.
Speaker 2: Wait are you still here? He left? Because if you
Speaker 2: because if you've.
Speaker 1: Got the right teammates, they'll go like this, Oh you
Speaker 1: had this happen with Luke Keigley. Like they'll go like, hey,
Speaker 1: you've got some of your nose or like.
Speaker 2: You've got whatever. They'll help you out with that, which
Speaker 2: I appreciate. Green Bay's the worst not to go to.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite.
Speaker 3: But I have a real booger breath phobia, as you
Speaker 3: guys know on the podcast. I don't want athletes talking
Speaker 3: about my breath because I've heard enough of them talk
Speaker 3: about other reporters with bad breath. If they're going to
Speaker 3: say anything nasty about me, it's not going to be
Speaker 3: about how my breath is. My nose is also a
Speaker 3: big deal. My right side is always running. Don't know
Speaker 3: if there's a doctor here and what that means. I
Speaker 3: wax mine. That's what happens. Sure people think I have
Speaker 3: a substance abuse problem. I'm like, I swear to God,
Speaker 3: it's just from waxing, constantly wiping it. It comes out,
Speaker 3: it really does. But it's always my right side. So
Speaker 3: poor Jillian. It's like my teeth, my breath. I don't
Speaker 3: talk to her while she's doing my makeup and my
Speaker 3: right side. Green Bay. There's just nothing you can do.
Speaker 3: And it's really upsetting because it's so cold. I grew
Speaker 3: up a Brett fhar fan. I loved the frozen snot
Speaker 3: he used to have on his beard, but I don't
Speaker 3: like it for myself.
Speaker 2: I don't need it. And yeah, I've told the story
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Luke Keighley very attractive, a young superman, and I was he.
Speaker 2: I think they were in Green Bay. They were.
Speaker 3: It ended up snowing that game, and I went up
Speaker 3: to talk to him during pregame, and when I came back,
Speaker 3: my producer went, you have something in your nose And
Speaker 3: I looked and it was massive and it was insane
Speaker 3: and it was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Cut you and goes, oh, I know, it was horrible.
Speaker 3: And I apologized to him this day, to this day,
Speaker 3: still cut you. NFC Championship, Tom Brady and the Buccaneers
Speaker 3: on their way to win a Super Bowl beat Green
Speaker 3: Bay in Green Bay. We had to be on the
Speaker 3: first row because it was COVID couldn't be down there.
Speaker 3: Shack beartt I think sacked Aaron Rodgers twenty times in
Speaker 3: that game.
Speaker 2: He comes up to be right under me. I'm interviewing him. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: I'm going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Massive booger up my nose, and I was, I wrote him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I felt so bad.
Speaker 2: Dear America, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've said that for the majority of vis dear audience,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for this clean ax. If you're listening, I'd
Speaker 3: love to be a spokesperson, really would of the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's hard.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: Oh, which brings me to this whole We were talking
Speaker 2: about it the other day.
Speaker 1: So I'm not on TikTok lucky me. I don't have
Speaker 1: to get rid of it, right, but this get Ready
Speaker 1: with me sed uf, I can't keep up. I can't
Speaker 1: know what I mean exactly.
Speaker 2: Cindy gets it. I can't keep up with the get
Speaker 2: Ready and.
Speaker 1: We're using this and by the time I've watched the
Speaker 1: whole thing, I'm like, it's time to go to bed
Speaker 1: and watch all this makeup off I've watched.
Speaker 3: I've went down a rabbit hole and then there's powder
Speaker 3: and a thing and you put the blush over it,
Speaker 3: and then we're repowdering, and then we're doing something?
Speaker 2: So many steps? I saw, what is that? You did?
Speaker 2: You do that? So? How do you do that? You
Speaker 2: look great? How long does it take you? Yeah? But
Speaker 2: how does the how long does the initial application take?
Speaker 2: Be honest? Thirty minutes? God?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay, well it looks great? Do you
Speaker 1: do these?
Speaker 3: Get ready with me? Which I always thought they were
Speaker 3: grown or something. I was like, what are we?
Speaker 2: What are we doing? What is this acronym? And what
Speaker 2: is this old oat d? And like outfit of the day.
Speaker 3: I The one that really threw me was get ready
Speaker 3: with me for my seven am pilates class. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm lucky if I wipe the crap out of my eyes,
Speaker 3: brush my teeth, maybe go to the bathroom and oh god,
Speaker 3: I haven't eaten.
Speaker 2: But my whole thing is, what's what the weird voice
Speaker 2: everyone's doing? Get ready with me while I go to
Speaker 2: my seven A is that's the thing? What is that voice?
Speaker 2: I don't know that thing.
Speaker 5: First I apply my concealer and then I dub a
Speaker 5: little of the pat.
Speaker 2: What's what am I doing?
Speaker 1: And I can't keep up with the voiceover, which is
Speaker 1: bad if that's my job sometimes to do voiceovers. I
Speaker 1: can't keep up with the voiceover of the video by
Speaker 1: the time, and look, I love an ad Swipe up,
Speaker 1: swipe left. These animals need to be fed. Okay, but
Speaker 1: if you ask me to do a reel, I'm sweating
Speaker 1: before I even agree to the contract because I cannot
Speaker 1: do it. I feel like when my dad first learned
Speaker 1: a text, he goes, oh, I'm never going to text you.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to text. I mean fast forward, you.
Speaker 3: Know, ten years later he's got to figure out how
Speaker 3: to text. I guess I have to figure out how
Speaker 3: to do the reels. It takes me at least you
Speaker 3: and I panic about the reels.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I don't know how to do
Speaker 2: a fact, I don't know how to do it, like
Speaker 2: I don't know how to take it.
Speaker 3: And in selfie, my nose looks bizarre, my neck is weird,
Speaker 3: and I'm not looking in the right way.
Speaker 2: Are you looking for a selfie? Like up here? Up there?
Speaker 2: It's so weird it's bad.
Speaker 1: But by the time I get the real now it's
Speaker 1: deleted because it's taking too long and I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to save it. That happened to you, And now
Speaker 1: we're trying to add the music.
Speaker 2: Now. I don't know if we can have the music
Speaker 2: because it's not licensed. It's a mess.
Speaker 3: I'm it's just crazy. Did you tell me upstairs? You
Speaker 3: had something to tell me about your life? And I
Speaker 3: thought you were engaged for pregnant guys, I have an announcement. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not not. I found my wallet.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I hear him now, I hear him now, Steve found
Speaker 3: my wallet.
Speaker 2: Kay, and I have a theory. I have a theory.
Speaker 2: So for the who's standing up about it?
Speaker 1: Oh that's Ryan, Hi, Ryan, Ryan, you are wonderful producer.
Speaker 1: You know Ryan, Ryan has to deal with We love
Speaker 1: Ryan and Kurt. Kurt's not here, he's put But yeah,
Speaker 1: Ryan has a contract so he has to stay. But
Speaker 1: so lot, I was going to Jillian's birthday exactly. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, finally someone likes us.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of women that don't like me anyways.
Speaker 3: So there's I have taken Uber to Jillian's birthday party.
Speaker 1: I take an Uber home. The wallet's not in the Uber,
Speaker 1: can't find it. It's not at Gillian's house. The wallet's gone.
Speaker 1: Steve comes up today and goes, guess what, reach into
Speaker 1: my pocket and I've got a surprise for you.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what he said. This is what he said.
Speaker 3: As I'm laying there icing my finger and I look
Speaker 3: like I'm the scarecrow.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, daddy, can't wait.
Speaker 1: I reached into his pocket today and there's the wallet,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, you found this one.
Speaker 1: I think Steve took the wallet so he could be
Speaker 1: the hero.
Speaker 2: I do where was it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, but I look there. I look there. I have
Speaker 2: a theory that does these things. He takes these things
Speaker 2: or does certain things so then he can be the hero.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, You're amazing. How can
Speaker 2: I live without you?
Speaker 1: Needless said, I'd already canceled all the cards, so shit,
Speaker 1: but I got what about the license?
Speaker 2: Got the license back, but already ordered a new one,
Speaker 2: so we can we keep the new one either way?
Speaker 1: That's my You know what, bad things happen in life, guys.
Speaker 1: But I'm a real optimist. Glass apple steep.
Speaker 3: Seep seep seep seep seep seep purposed purpose purpose propose.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Steve, I appreciate you it's planning that
Speaker 3: whole thing to look like a hero on the day
Speaker 3: of the podcast show. I also love Steve being like
Speaker 3: reaching met puckets, like the wallet.
Speaker 2: Fits in here. You know what I mean? It was
Speaker 2: a small wallet. I'm kidding Phil, Okay, I mean, look
Speaker 2: look at his hands. They're not as big as my
Speaker 2: hands currently.
Speaker 3: But look, I'm thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I love this laugh track. This guy's great. I need
Speaker 2: to know more about him.
Speaker 3: I'm taking Lexi and him home with us. Wait, can
Speaker 3: we can we get a mic to this beauty? His
Speaker 3: laugh is I would just like to say thank.
Speaker 2: You to every man that's here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kendook half the crap we talk about. No one cares,
Speaker 3: but I appreciate. I feel like Sally Jesse, Raphael.
Speaker 2: Do you know who that is? The red glasses? Great sir?
Speaker 2: Can we like?
Speaker 3: Your laugh has been amazing? Can I know a little
Speaker 3: bit about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you say? He said me? Where are
Speaker 2: you from? What's your name?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Occupation name? I'm Zayny. I'm a radio personality. Big We
Speaker 2: follow you guys. Me and my lady we follow you guys.
Speaker 2: We love you guys. So we came here from Minneapolis, Oh,
Speaker 2: my god. Oh we lived there, and so I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I'm very happy. I'm happy for her. She's the birthday girl.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 2: Do you have a question or want to sing? Happy birthday? Yes,
Speaker 2: here we go. And what's what's your birthname? What's your what?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Heather Joe? What Heather? Heather Joe? Okay, here we go,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday. I'm three to Heather Joe. Oh, we can
Speaker 2: just stay at Heather Heather just Heather, Okay, Yeah, what's
Speaker 2: her name?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, what's her name? Christina? Okay? Happy birthday to
Speaker 2: Heather and Christina. Here we go, one, two, three.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, dude you Happy birthday due, Yes, shorty dear
Speaker 3: Heather and Christina.
Speaker 6: Bird sweet dandy man lay We love y'all. Thank you
Speaker 6: so much, ladies, thank.
Speaker 2: You so much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Sandy, would you mind doing my voiceovers
Speaker 3: for a real that I have because your voice is incredible.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what kind of bra you're wearing. You right,
Speaker 2: you're not getting this at the Tom Brady roast, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Awesome, Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Hey, I couldn't help but hear the resounding applause for
Speaker 1: Minneapolis yeah, okay, I love that.
Speaker 2: And they came from New York. Stop it new you
Speaker 2: aren't the big city.
Speaker 3: Aaron and I loved living in New York. We lived
Speaker 3: there at separate times.
Speaker 1: Actually, one of my best friends from childhood, Meg Bedford,
Speaker 1: is here and she has lived in New York since
Speaker 1: graduating college USC.
Speaker 2: She was rich. I wasn't had to go to community college,
Speaker 2: but lived in New York for a long time.
Speaker 1: And the last time that you were in New York
Speaker 1: with us was when Whitney Houston died. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know exactly. I don't want to bring it down.
Speaker 3: No, no, Jesus no, I say all this because I
Speaker 3: will always love you.
Speaker 1: And we celebrated her life. It's a celebration of life
Speaker 1: at Bagatelle, And this one was on the She walked
Speaker 1: in in a sports jacket for a boozy brunch.
Speaker 3: Okay, and she looked very Anna bun, thank you very much, fantastic.
Speaker 3: I was just coming from a very fancy college basketball game.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sec on Saturday nights.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Barba, Big ten, Galpo, Ryan Tomaso.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Anyways, she came and then all of a sudden, she
Speaker 3: has never been The lights went down, not in Georgia,
Speaker 3: but they went down and the party came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a time, we accord.
Speaker 3: It was like Darret's first Stanley Cup party. Whoa wasn't
Speaker 3: there any who? I wasn't It was pre me. No,
Speaker 3: that was really like the party. So I've heard writiness
Speaker 3: Anus did you come back? So according to the clock,
Speaker 3: not my biological clock, that Aaron really wants me to
Speaker 3: have a kid, I'm not having one.
Speaker 1: We have eight and a half minutes left before they
Speaker 1: kick us off. Sorry, so good news. If anyone wants
Speaker 1: to ask a question or air out your grievances were ready.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes I have another Go Hawks, Go Hawks. Had
Speaker 2: a childhood sport memory that like solidified.
Speaker 6: Your love of sports?
Speaker 2: Mmmm go seet. Oh my gosh, I love my love
Speaker 2: of sports.
Speaker 3: I mean watching my brother at the Brian Bosworth poster
Speaker 3: landa boz on the walls.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 1: My favorite gifts in life were anything autographed. I loved
Speaker 1: getting an autographed baseball bat, anything like that.
Speaker 3: And I loved Steve from my athletes professional ones. No,
Speaker 3: they were probably like counterfeit. And my parents were like
Speaker 3: happy Birthday and it was like my dad signing it
Speaker 3: nice I know now we have to figure out if
Speaker 3: it's real, right, No, but I was gonna say there
Speaker 3: was there is that moment and I mentioned working with
Speaker 3: Gary Payton, but there are those moments where like growing
Speaker 3: up in Seattle was Gary Payton and Sean Kemp and
Speaker 3: Ken Grifey Junior and I had the candy bar. My god,
Speaker 3: why did we save the candy bar for like ten
Speaker 3: fifteen years.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna go back. Speaking of saving things, the barbies?
Speaker 1: Anyone else have those collector item barbies?
Speaker 2: I do? What did we peaches and cream? What are
Speaker 2: we gonna do with those? Are we selling nights in
Speaker 2: my room?
Speaker 3: That Peaches and Cream was a song I liked and
Speaker 3: it was very inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Collector's items are weird, so is that child stick thing
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 3: But anyways, my memories of childhood, I mean, it's all
Speaker 3: why I wanted to become a sports broadcaster was just
Speaker 3: growing up and watching football with my dad on Sundays.
Speaker 2: My sister can vouch for this. I was like, I
Speaker 2: want to go to charge my dad's Like you.
Speaker 1: Could sit with me and watch football, but just shut
Speaker 1: up and don't say anything.
Speaker 2: And that's how I learned the sport.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: You know, Aaron and I have talked with great affinity
Speaker 1: about our fathers, and it's a huge reason why we
Speaker 1: are sports podcasters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine was watching the Celtics with my dad and
Speaker 3: thinking Larry Bird was my friend, and Casey Jones and
Speaker 3: Kevin McHale was my first boyfriend, and my sister Ken
Speaker 3: can attest to this.
Speaker 2: The one. I mean, there's not one sports memory I have,
Speaker 2: but a big one.
Speaker 3: Was when Larry Bird cracked his head on the parquet
Speaker 3: floor and he went back to go get looked at,
Speaker 3: and they're playing freaking Reggie Miller and the Indiana Pacers,
Speaker 3: and then you hear Marv Albert.
Speaker 2: Like gosh, sure comes Florid Bard.
Speaker 3: And my dad and sister and I have a picture
Speaker 3: of us at Boston Garden so lame, and I why
Speaker 3: did mom cut my hair like that? It was so
Speaker 3: weird and we're like running up the stairs and I'm
Speaker 3: like sweet.
Speaker 1: Twenty personations though, by the way, this one does a
Speaker 1: mean impersonation.
Speaker 2: I need you to give me a good Troy Aikman
Speaker 2: right now. Oh under pressure. I don't know, No, Jillian,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: She does a y'all thirsty that was what the text
Speaker 3: we always got like before, like you know, we did
Speaker 3: our crew dinners like to meet down at the bar.
Speaker 3: Hey anyone thirsty? Y'all thirsty? Yes, I have better ones.
Speaker 3: I need more drinks than that. Any other questions?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, so.
Speaker 5: Great?
Speaker 1: Was because you're smarter than the guy the guys.
Speaker 2: Say for the people in the back, that's what What
Speaker 2: was your name? What was your name? Sir? Derek Garrett? Garrett,
Speaker 2: thank you, first of all, thank you for being here.
Speaker 2: And then you have a question.
Speaker 3: He was being very complimentary and he said, you guys
Speaker 3: were beautiful.
Speaker 2: What drove you to smarter than what? Guys? No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: You don't have to call him out any specifically that
Speaker 2: you think are really stupid. No, sports were one. Oh
Speaker 2: that's very sweet. Thank you, go for it.
Speaker 3: I know, we I mean, I know, and you know this.
Speaker 3: I study my ass off and i feel like it's
Speaker 3: never enough. And I'm grateful for guys like Andrew Whitworth.
Speaker 3: I'm grateful for guys like you know, all the ones
Speaker 3: that have just taken care of us. You know, we
Speaker 3: had this conversation with Derek Jeter when I first started
Speaker 3: baseball at ESPN I know I sucked. I mean, I
Speaker 3: knew I was raised on the Boston Red Sox, but
Speaker 3: just me learning and guys like Derek taking me under
Speaker 3: his wing and you know, helping me out, giving me
Speaker 3: an interview and so forth.
Speaker 2: But listen, like that was very kind of you to say.
Speaker 3: But I say this with everything that has to do
Speaker 3: with my career, I have a massive chip on my shoulder.
Speaker 2: This just in.
Speaker 3: I never played, so I don't know what it's like
Speaker 3: to make an adjustment at the half. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it's like to you know, get your offensive line
Speaker 3: to you know, have not that this guy knows.
Speaker 2: You know, he always gave great protection.
Speaker 3: But you'd be like, guys, come on, you like, what
Speaker 3: do we need to do to you know, go up
Speaker 3: against his defense? So I always over studied. I jarreed
Speaker 3: knows this. I come home with chest pains, which isn't healthy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure stay farm, I need better insurance.
Speaker 3: But no, I just it's because I never want to
Speaker 3: screw up. I never want there to be a moment
Speaker 3: on television or on the sidelines where someone said you
Speaker 3: don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 1: That panics me. I think, and you know this is
Speaker 1: this is not good. I don't have that same fear.
Speaker 1: But my fear is always this, I only have a
Speaker 1: job until I don't, and where I feel very very
Speaker 1: grateful that after.
Speaker 2: This we may not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think that's why my boss is here,
Speaker 1: is to fire me. But so I've got three minutes
Speaker 1: and ten seconds left of employment.
Speaker 2: Guys, it's been awesome.
Speaker 3: No, I think I think you always, and it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what job that you're in, is that the minute
Speaker 3: that you think that you've arrived and you're gonna be
Speaker 3: there forever is the minute that it can get taken away.
Speaker 3: So I always that's why I have to have seven
Speaker 3: jobs in case any one of them do get taken away.
Speaker 3: But I think it's Jalen Rose gave me this advice
Speaker 3: one time when I was working with him at ESPN.
Speaker 3: He said, appreciate your position, but plan your promotion. And
Speaker 3: that's not a way of arrogance. But I think it's
Speaker 3: it's gratitude. But where else do you want to go?
Speaker 3: Those who fail to set their goals fail to reach them. Like,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of different things.
Speaker 1: But also my father always reminds us the cemetery is
Speaker 1: full of a lot of irreplaceable people, and.
Speaker 2: The minute that you think that you can know guys,
Speaker 2: I could keep going.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of rules for success on my
Speaker 1: wall growing up. But I think it's really important at
Speaker 1: least that this is my guiding compass, is that I'm
Speaker 1: grateful for the job that I have. I'm even more
Speaker 1: grateful for the people that I get to do it
Speaker 1: with and the friendship that I've been able to develop
Speaker 1: because of it.
Speaker 2: They've become family.
Speaker 3: And I know I laugh about my divorces and all this,
Speaker 3: like you know, crap in my life, but those are
Speaker 3: the people that are there for you.
Speaker 2: That said, it doesn't matter if you're a sports broadcaster.
Speaker 3: Or wherever you work, your relationships are they start with you. Right,
Speaker 3: You're the author of your story, So be the person
Speaker 3: that other people.
Speaker 2: Want, you know, to be around.
Speaker 3: So, in the words of Kristen Wig at Bridesmaids for
Speaker 3: the toast, the dessert wine is out. Yeah, the dessert.
Speaker 2: Wine is out.
Speaker 3: So we want to say thank you. And also I
Speaker 3: want to say this, we want to do more of this.
Speaker 3: So if any of you, like.
Speaker 2: I mean the Kelsey's crew, they could do it. I
Speaker 2: think we could do it too.
Speaker 3: I I will say this.
Speaker 2: Let's all raise a glass. I'm out to you guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you for it.
Speaker 3: By the way, we are nothing without you. No I
Speaker 3: if no one listens, we're not here. Thank you guys
Speaker 3: for spending a little time with us every week or
Speaker 3: even if it's every few months, because that's all you
Speaker 3: can handle. We appreciate you. We love you, and thank
Speaker 3: you for being. Thank you guys so much. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Nikki Glazer, everybody, she's coming to this. Heay, No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I thought my sticker on my shoes was on and
Speaker 3: I was going to be No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bad look.
Speaker 3: No, Daniella, these are mine, They're not yours. No, this
Speaker 3: is a rental. These are broken.
Speaker 2: Mine are broken. We love you, guys. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for coming. Thanks you, guys.
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