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Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all

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Speaker 1: don't know y'all bat all at all?

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Speaker 2: Given the.

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Speaker 3: Black millon busy.

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Speaker 1: Listening to.

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Speaker 4: Show, I don't joy. Yah, yeah, joy, you gotta do that.

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Speaker 4: You gotta turn, you.

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Speaker 4: You probably got to turn the mouth out the mon a.

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Speaker 5: Look come.

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Speaker 1: Come out. You'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody.

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Speaker 6: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig

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Speaker 6: me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: What God doing, y'all?

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Speaker 6: Huh?

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Speaker 1: What he doing?

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Speaker 6: What he doing in your life? He doing something? He moving,

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Speaker 6: he working. Don't lose your patience though, see I did

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Speaker 6: that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't get so sick

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Speaker 6: of waiting that you take matters into your own hands.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I

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Speaker 6: had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope,

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Speaker 6: I have some faith, I have some aspirations. But I

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Speaker 6: got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried

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Speaker 6: a couple other things. Move it along, boy, I can't

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Speaker 6: tell you how I messed it up. Then I messed

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Speaker 6: it up. Then, because God gave me the power of decision,

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Speaker 6: what I had to do was then after I took

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Speaker 6: matters into my own hand, messed it up. Now I

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Speaker 6: guess what. He still got something from me. But nah,

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Speaker 6: I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten

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Speaker 6: them out. I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay

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Speaker 6: for my transgressions, all of that, All of that, it's

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Speaker 6: gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and not

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Speaker 6: pay for it. It's just you call it, calma, call

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Speaker 6: it whatever you want to call it. Every action has

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Speaker 6: an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it just

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Speaker 6: stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,

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Speaker 6: but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,

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Speaker 6: ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna

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Speaker 6: be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.

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Speaker 6: So you need you need the opposite. You need the

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Speaker 6: darkness so you can get your break from that sun.

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Speaker 6: You need the rain so you can nourish the roots

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Speaker 6: so that sun can it can soak up the sun

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Speaker 1: If you don't get the opposite.

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Speaker 6: You got a problem, man, and it happens throughout nature,

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Speaker 6: It happens throughout your life.

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Speaker 1: Don't think that you can do wrong and not have

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Speaker 1: to pay for that. You think this is man.

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Speaker 6: We think man, because we'd have made a decision that

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Speaker 6: we think is best for us, and no matter how

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Speaker 6: to affect nobody else, we got the right to make

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Speaker 1: No, you don't.

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Speaker 6: Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the

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Speaker 6: gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to be

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Speaker 6: this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 6: Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how

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Speaker 6: when it's time to do some time and they can

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Speaker 6: point their finger dead at you. I watched for eight

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Speaker 6: hours all the time, man, I watch Lock Up Raw

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Speaker 6: all the time, all the time, man, all the time.

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Speaker 6: Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just holding to

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Speaker 6: states evidence go fed all that. Now we in now

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Speaker 6: the hood, We didne created this ignorant mess called no snitching.

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Speaker 6: With that ignorant mess, you don't even understand. No snitching

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Speaker 6: was created by criminals as a cold of honor. If

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Speaker 6: That's a cold of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so

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Speaker 6: many code of honor thieves that then came out of prison.

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Speaker 6: No snitching, No snitching, You got to be crazy. That's

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Speaker 1: Dog. I'm trying to live right over here. Man.

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Speaker 6: I don't want no crack house up street from my

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Speaker 6: you can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come

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Speaker 1: You on dirt.

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Speaker 6: You got what you got coming. You made a decision.

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Speaker 6: You go down there to get some you might get

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Speaker 6: you about something else this morning. But it's just only man.

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Speaker 6: Because our communities. Man, it's just going to the pot man,

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Speaker 6: because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody

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Speaker 6: Look at them, foods over the man, Go over there

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Speaker 6: and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.

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Speaker 1: You might not be able to approach the group, but

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Speaker 1: you can approach an individual. Come in, young man. Let

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Speaker 1: me talk to you. I saw you the other day.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 6: You look like you got something going on in your life.

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Speaker 6: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,

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Speaker 6: Let me share something I learned I was doing what

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 6: It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time

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Speaker 6: as a limo driver and the dude the prank was

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Speaker 6: he called this limo company, asked this limo driver to

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Speaker 6: limo driver got a young business he going, yeah.

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Speaker 6: I don't normally work like that. But how long you

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Speaker 6: need it? He said for just about a hour. He said, well,

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Speaker 6: because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I

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Speaker 1: Young man. You're trying to do something.

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Speaker 6: Where you want to go? He gave an address. The

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Speaker 6: twelve thirty at night. He said, yeah, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: out that bank, I need for you to flow it.

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Speaker 1: That to do with the limo. He stopped writing.

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Speaker 6: He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me

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Speaker 6: You gonna be in there for a few minutes and

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Speaker 6: He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said,

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Speaker 6: He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a

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Speaker 1: Just drive. He stopped and took the time out. He said,

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Speaker 6: I've been down before, I've been locked up before. It

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Speaker 6: He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.

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Speaker 6: Don't go down there messing with them people's money like

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Speaker 1: Now. You stop this foolishness.

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Speaker 6: And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take

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Speaker 6: Don't go down here with messing with these people's money

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Speaker 6: kept insisting to this man to pick him up in

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Speaker 6: the limito. It was a plank phone call. But the

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Speaker 6: point I'm making is the man took our time. He

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Speaker 1: But you know what he said.

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Speaker 6: He said, hold up, young man, let me hip you

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Speaker 6: He said, no, no, no, see, I've done that when

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Speaker 1: You don't want the food.

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Speaker 6: You got to get up when they say get up.

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Speaker 6: Most of these young men that are misguided ain't having

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Speaker 1: They just not having them.

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Speaker 6: And it's up to us, who know what manhood is is,

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Speaker 1: That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where they came from.

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Speaker 8: Morning show.

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Speaker 6: Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, last time,

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Speaker 6: this is it. I ain't gonna lie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys,

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Speaker 6: all the girls, truck driving, waste management, love, postal workers.

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about when they mad though, that postal worker,

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Speaker 6: all them happy people down at the DMV. What is

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Speaker 6: wrong today? Well, my message today is everybody work at

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Speaker 6: the DMV that has that attitude, get your attitude together,

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Speaker 6: amer because.

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Speaker 1: God is still good here.

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Speaker 6: And the blessing dizziness you put in the application for

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Speaker 6: that job that is not our fault.

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Speaker 1: We love you, we need your services today. We want

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Speaker 1: you to have a brighter day to day.

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Speaker 6: My wish is that people at work in motor vehicle

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Speaker 6: divisions all over the country have a better day today.

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Speaker 6: Or I know we coming in that ignorant. I know

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Speaker 6: we ain't got our paperwork. I know we ain't got

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Speaker 6: our title registration. I know we'd have lost our tag.

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Speaker 6: I know all that, but try to treat us better.

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Speaker 1: Just try. Let your church say, man.

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Speaker 6: Hey, man, Charlie Strauberry callin Frail mountfa of South Junior

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Speaker 6: Boy better known as Kid's Face and the legend that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, Junior, what's happening today? Let me tell you something,

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Speaker 9: Man, were watching basketball, and he trying to tell me

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Speaker 10: I said, man, who is that? He said, that's my mama.

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Speaker 9: Invite for everybody, it ain't the same coming bunk, Steven, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: What you need to start.

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Speaker 1: To me, he even control his own heat.

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Speaker 9: No, he can't do none of that. You have the

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Speaker 10: And you try to tell me something.

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Speaker 10: You always got ill be back. I can't see, I

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Speaker 3: I'm not right. A good one coming up and woman.

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Speaker 4: An hour you need.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna run that prank back with the nephew right after.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's time for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 1: The title is Naked Lifeguard. Let's go catch Naked Lifeguard.

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Speaker 11: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh.

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Speaker 12: Yes, this is Carrie.

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Speaker 5: Hi Carrie. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You put in

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did.

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Speaker 5: Okay. Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I've been doing this for a while now, Bex,

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Speaker 6: So I'm good.

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Speaker 12: I'm good at what I do.

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Speaker 5: I love it, very good, very good. Well, I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked

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Speaker 5: you to I don't know if you're familiar with it,

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Speaker 5: but public pool. It's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there.

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Speaker 12: I'm familiar with it. They're near where I live.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back of there's

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Speaker 12: What do you say, Oh, I say, okay, that sounds great.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off job actually pays

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Speaker 5: twenty five dollars an hour.

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 5: You would be our head lifeguard and we would want

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Now, carry there's only one catch that actually comes along

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 12: I feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything,

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Speaker 5: Okay, now here's the deal. This is in negated community,

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Speaker 5: be swimming nude. What Yeah, they're going to be swimming

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Speaker 12: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.

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Speaker 12: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on.

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Speaker 5: My resume, and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking

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Speaker 5: about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week.

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Speaker 5: How you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week

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Speaker 5: for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll definitely pay for

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Speaker 5: it throughout the entire summer. That should be a big help,

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Speaker 5: shouldn't it? Yeah? What? But I mean, I mean, are

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Speaker 5: feel about that? I don't know, But I mean, you're

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Speaker 5: I don't seventeen fifty carry.

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Speaker 12: You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able.

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Speaker 5: To do that seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four

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Speaker 5: You know? What we need you to do is come down.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do some drills, some lifeguard drills, and make

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Speaker 5: as well. Okay, why would I have to do some

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Speaker 12: I'm on already a lifeguard what.

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Speaker 5: Do I need to drill? Understand all that. But in

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Speaker 5: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.

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Speaker 12: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?

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Speaker 5: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and

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Speaker 5: forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You

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Speaker 5: I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.

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Speaker 12: But I can't be I mean, I can't do that

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, hang on a second. Now you can't

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Speaker 12: Oh yes, yes I can.

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Speaker 5: Now, you get your down here in the morning so

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Speaker 5: You understand me? Hoo, the hell do you think you're

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Speaker 12: Lifeguard? Human resources are and pimp?

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Speaker 5: You're not pimping me.

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Speaker 12: I don't have to come down there, but I want

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Speaker 5: You gonna breath? You're thinking down tomorrow and get in

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Speaker 5: this pool and duty drill do you think you're talking too?

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Speaker 5: I'm talking to you, drill. You need to do is

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Speaker 12: Panel and Anderson Baywatch, because anything, I'm gonna be doing

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Speaker 12: I don't know them people.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fool you know.

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Speaker 5: So you get your down here and you take the job.

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Speaker 12: I'm not coming down there to your fun told tomorrow

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Speaker 12: bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you take your

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Speaker 5: And then because I'm not there, coming the girl you

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Speaker 12: A Pamela Anderson Baywatch.

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Speaker 10: You know deep s diving.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you need, but I'm not what you.

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Speaker 2: You get your block down here tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking to you. You think you're talking to I'm.

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Speaker 12: Talking to you. What do you think you're talking to?

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Speaker 5: I got something I want to say to you. You listening?

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 12: You you better go ahead and say because I'm about

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Speaker 5: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I just this

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Speaker 5: its Franks, you, baby. Your girlfriend pranks you. You alright

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Speaker 5: when I see it, She's gonna have one last float.

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Speaker 14: I think that's a bit dramatic. But do you think

440
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Speaker 14: I should bend my rules?

441
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Speaker 1: No, I think it's a.

442
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Speaker 6: Damn dog that's ruined your life. Don't put this off

443
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:17,719
Speaker 6: on your sister. It's that damn dog. It's your sister's house.

444
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 6: She lives that, she paid the risk she bought that

445
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 6: she let you live with her.

446
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: You didn't move this girl in.

447
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 6: Now she want a puppy, but she can't handle. She

448
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 6: get a puppy when she get her own place. You

449
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 6: can't prayin't no puppy in a woman's house, Salt in

450
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 6: the carpet, and puppy gotta get party trained.

451
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Speaker 1: Anybody said to do that, you may put your brother out?

452
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Speaker 5: What that?

453
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 3: Why lay?

454
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: Wait?

455
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Speaker 6: Why don't they take their twenty four year old grown

456
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Speaker 6: ass somewhere and get their own apartment?

457
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 5: Nah?

458
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 6: And they ain't have all the puppies they won't. No,

459
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 6: you you ruining my life. You're stupid boy. Okay, Now

460
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 6: she'd have broke up with you because waiting hold the dog.

461
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 6: It's not you that has problem, it's he that has problems.

462
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 6: A woman then broke up with you because you won't

463
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 6: let her bring a puppy in her sister house, in

464
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 6: your sister house, So she broke up with you.

465
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Speaker 1: You got the wrong chick though. Next question Shirley all right?

466
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Speaker 3: Moving on.

467
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 14: Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says, I gave my husband

468
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Speaker 14: a hall pass because I had two surgeries back to

469
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Speaker 14: back and he was so sweet to me while I

470
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Speaker 14: was healing.

471
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Speaker 3: That was a year ago.

472
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Speaker 14: My best friend found out in the streets about his fling,

473
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Speaker 14: and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband

474
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Speaker 14: and tried to fight him I don't want her in

475
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 14: my personal business, but she's in it now, And how

476
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 14: should I explain this to her?

477
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Speaker 1: See?

478
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Speaker 6: I tell y'all all the time, when you see a

479
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 6: man somewhere, you find out something about a man that

480
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 6: ain't your business. Now, she'd had confronted this man about

481
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 6: fooling around on her girlfriend, well her girlfriend, and gave

482
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Speaker 6: him a Hall passed. He was so kind to her

483
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 6: doing surgery. If you could get a Hall pass for

484
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Speaker 6: kindness doing surgery, you know how many passes I'd have?

485
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 6: How many times I been kind? And better not go

486
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 6: in here talking about no damn hall pass? Okay, better

487
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 6: not bring it up ever.

488
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Speaker 1: And lady, why do you pass? How hall passes for kindness?

489
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Speaker 5: What?

490
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 6: What is that?

491
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 7: Oh?

492
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Speaker 1: You were kind to me, you get a Hall passed?

493
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 9: What?

494
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 7: Who are you?

495
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: Can I be?

496
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Speaker 6: You know?

497
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Speaker 9: How can I be?

498
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Speaker 5: No?

499
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Speaker 1: That don't make no sense.

500
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Speaker 6: Now, your girlfriend is simple. I don't I don't know

501
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 6: what you should say to her except this is not

502
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 6: your business, but she in it now? Do you want

503
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Speaker 6: to tell her how stupid you were by awarding him

504
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 6: a Hall pass? That you said it was okay? And

505
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you something else. She ain't keeping it

506
00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 6: to herself. She's telling other people. Wow, and your husband

507
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 6: didn't have to watch his step because his wife gave

508
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Speaker 6: him permission.

509
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 1: Yep. Facts.

510
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.

511
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: It's not her business. But it ain't no woman's business.

512
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 6: But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl,

513
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 6: because I would want to know, well, now here you go.

514
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: Now, I'll tell you what.

515
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 6: Let's let the women tell him what to do, because

516
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 6: y'all always talking about I would want to know. I

517
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 6: would tell her, well, now she trying to whoop her

518
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 6: husband's ass.

519
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Speaker 14: What would you do, Shirley, It's not my business. I

520
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 14: wouldn't do anything. I honest to god, I wouldn't do

521
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Speaker 14: a thing.

522
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Speaker 1: This is my business, is her bold face?

523
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 14: No, it's not in this particular situation. I wouldn't do anything.

524
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 14: I don't know what's going on in their house.

525
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Carlin, what would you do? Try to fight the husband?

526
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Speaker 3: Carla be all in it?

527
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: My best friend, my best friend. Yeah yeah, so Charlote, Shirley,

528
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell your girlfriend. I would.

529
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 3: I'm not in this. I'm really not in this one.

530
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 6: I'm not in this so if your husband just happened,

531
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 6: but your husband, you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend.

532
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: No, I would kill him.

533
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to

534
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: tell you.

535
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 6: Uh, okay, that's contrary to everything you've ever said in

536
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 6: every strawberry that people want to point that there's no

537
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 6: changing on this ship.

538
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't. You stay that damn same

539
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: on this sh We're not into changing on miss Sell.

540
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: We ride or dial.

541
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 3: But here, your bestie, your best My best friend just

542
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 3: got married. I'm not in their marriage.

543
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 14: No, okay, you see her husband cheating, you ain't gonna

544
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 14: say nothing.

545
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: I ain't mad at the answer. I like your answer,

546
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: but that's not what she's ever said. And I've always

547
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: said that I would say something just like I just said.

548
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 10: I'd probably be all in it.

549
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 6: I'm not in this one with a hall Well but yeah, Sureley,

550
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 6: But see Shirley, you don't know about the Hall past all.

551
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: You don't that.

552
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 3: But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship.

553
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: I don't have time for nobody else. I don't have

554
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: nothing to say.

555
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little

556
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 6: strange looking position. I'm not going to tell his man

557
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 6: this here, yeah, position, well, you know, in a weird

558
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 6: you know, it looked like something was going on, but

559
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 6: I couldn't. But I already knew if I want to

560
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 6: tell him that he was going to jail, I already

561
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 6: knew that if I tell this food.

562
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Speaker 1: Case. Yeah, like I said, it depends on who it is.

563
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: Best friend though, that's that's like my sister to me

564
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: for me ready, Okay, all right?

565
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 14: Moving on, Cathedra and Topeka says, my boyfriend has a

566
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 14: habit of sending several women a good morning text before

567
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 14: he starts his day. He does it freely and doesn't

568
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 14: think it's a problem. I think it's the first step

569
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 14: in cheating.

570
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 3: And I'm jealous. Am I overthinking it?

571
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 15: Or?

572
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: Is this cheating?

573
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 4: Man?

574
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: Come on? How does word?

575
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 14: What?

576
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 6: What are y'all doing nowadays? What relationships y'all got? What

577
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,479
Speaker 6: y'all allowing up in here? What is these new rules

578
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 6: that you can text three women in the morning and

579
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 6: wish them good morning?

580
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 14: What?

581
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: I don't know who can do that?

582
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 6: Shirley texts me every single day, Shirley Strawberry. She texts

583
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 6: me scriptures every morning. I asked, Shirley I said, Shirley,

584
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 6: do me a favor. Text me a scripture every morning.

585
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 6: Shirley texts me a scripture every single morning. I was

586
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 6: on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley. Because

587
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 6: Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to her name.

588
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: And a heart. I deleted it for psyche purposes because

589
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: I would lurry and I didn't know what saying Shirley

590
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: looked like Sheila, and I didn't need it. The emojic

591
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: scar at a heart and a strawberry.

592
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, sello, you're listening.

593
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 8: Morning show.

594
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 14: According to a new Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer

595
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 14: the dad bod over six pack abs.

596
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: All right, thank god for that.

597
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: I know you're welcome, guys.

598
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, the results of the Planet Fitness study suggest that

599
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 14: women are still being driven wild by a bit of

600
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 14: extra pudge. Of The survey recent revealed that, contrary to

601
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 14: what you might have believed, women do actually prefer a

602
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 14: man with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,

603
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 14: but that begs the question, Yeah, is this a double

604
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 14: standard though? Because because do men prefer a woman with

605
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 14: a little belly with the mom bod? So you don't care.

606
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: As long as you ain't French.

607
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 13: What what was that?

608
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 6: As long as you ain't father, and I ain't got

609
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 6: no problem with mom bod, I don't. I don't you know,

610
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 6: I don't you know, especially you know Mom Bob. Women

611
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 6: have babies, their body's gonna change. Well, that's all the

612
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 6: way back.

613
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.

614
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 14: That's good to hear, because you know, there's so much

615
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 14: pressure on under physical lawyrence, and.

616
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 3: You know, their bodies and all of that. It ain't

617
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: meant us to be so perfect.

618
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're telling you.

619
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Speaker 14: Man.

620
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 6: My wife's hairdresser was at the house one time. Her

621
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 6: husband dropped him off. Real big guy man, I'm talking about,

622
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 6: really really overweight, nice guy man. I liked him and

623
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,479
Speaker 6: his wife. His wife used to be my wife's head

624
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 6: and she cut her hair. You know, she was a stylist.

625
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 6: She cut into the hair little Halley Beer had cut.

626
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 6: And she was over the house kind of quiet one

627
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 6: day and Marge said it was mom. She said, he's

628
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 6: in here arguing with this food.

629
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: She said, my husband. You know, he saw my head.

630
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: He ain't like it. He come talking about he liked

631
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: long hair. I told him, Hell, I like muscles.

632
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 6: Just got what we like, but we got over there.

633
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 6: She said, well, I like muscles, but we got each

634
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 6: other though.

635
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 5: Deal.

636
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: Well about you like long hair? She said, hell, I

637
00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: like muscles.

638
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 3: That shut it down.

639
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it is.

640
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 14: Yeah, I thought it would be more of a double

641
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 14: standard because I know men are so visual.

642
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: I don't care that woman has a Would you say,

643
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't care that woman has a six pack?

644
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 6: But what is that?

645
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: It's nice to look at it, but you know that

646
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: a requirement for us six and my two that don't

647
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: have Yes, what is that?

648
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 9: But you look, if you look at your man, then

649
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 9: you see him. Then I have no right to demand

650
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 9: a body if I can't provide it.

651
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, now that was profound.

652
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 4: Yeah it really did it?

653
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? You want somebody to be something you not.

654
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of guys are as progressive as you guys,

655
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 3: you know that.

656
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 6: Don't matter that they can be non progressive. But they'll

657
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 6: be over there by themself somewhere. Yeah, exactly, Or you

658
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 6: mess around to get some dumb woman with a six pack.

659
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 6: M Now what what what did you say?

660
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Speaker 8: You said?

661
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 10: Us three is not that hands, so we can't y'all two,

662
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 10: I'm not that.

663
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Speaker 8: Trio.

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Speaker 7: Tommy, Hey, send over here. Cute with a two pack, Okay,

665
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Speaker 7: gonna be with a two pack?

666
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Speaker 6: Unattractive as you want to be with a two I mean,

667
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Speaker 6: I mean, and let tom can tell you something. At

668
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 6: times shockingly not attracted. Yeah, I've caught him on some angles.

669
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Speaker 6: I've seen him from some different.

670
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Speaker 1: But you can't some of that.

671
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 3: Steve Tommy feel that way about himself.

672
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Speaker 6: That's because he looking out the one set of eyes.

673
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 6: He come out here and look at him through these eyes.

674
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Speaker 10: There's a lot wrong with you for you to be

675
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 10: you know how much stuff got to aligned?

676
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: Well, you know what.

677
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 10: You need, moon, you need.

678
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: I guess there's some sexy on me somewhere. Okay, where

679
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: what we're doing, Well, go ahead, we got we all here.

680
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 3: Think it's the guys to determine where another guy is.

681
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 6: Second though, no, no, no, no no, But he says,

682
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Speaker 6: sexy on me some where is the time wants to

683
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Speaker 6: tell him.

684
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ladies, No ladies, now, lad don't you go first?

685
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: You go for hell?

686
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 3: No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you.

687
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 8: Really, Yeah, you have.

688
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: You have nice hands, your hands hand nice hands.

689
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there se that cool they're a little bit.

690
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 3: They're nice though they're always you know, man cured and everything.

691
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice.

692
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, but that still don't make it cute.

693
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: Israel's hands is pretty. She's six months old.

694
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 4: He said, what is that?

695
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: What is hands? Don't help me make it? What is

696
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: his hand? You thought, man, that's all you got is.

697
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 3: Hand woman like a man with nice Is he cute?

698
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: Hell no, he got nice hands, Junior. She tried to

699
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: give him something. I don't be ugly with your Tommy

700
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: is sexy?

701
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 3: Call her?

702
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: What on Tommy is? She wouldn't do? There we go? Oh,

703
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: let me see stand up? I wasn't. I'm up now, Okay, okay, okay,

704
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: let me let me scoop back.

705
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 4: You don't see nothing sex over here.

706
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 10: Turn around, boy, you need a car to be sexy

707
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 10: like you're like a row Roy.

708
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 1: You got nice heels? I got I got I'm precious

709
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: real Tommy, I'm gonna get you got some. You got

710
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: nice heels. People don't even see my heels. I got

711
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: shoes on.

712
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 2: All right?

713
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 14: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

714
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Speaker 14: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show all right time. Now, guys,

715
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Speaker 14: for around it would you rather would you rather be

716
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Speaker 14: just forgotten or would you rather be just hatefully remembered?

717
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 3: They'll remember you, but in a hater way.

718
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: No, No, you could just go off forget me. I

719
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be here. No, I'm gonna give a damn

720
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:51,959
Speaker 1: you can before all I care either one. I'm gone,

721
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: I'm all right, all right.

722
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 14: Would you rather get ribs from Kansas City? Or would

723
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 14: you rather get ribs from Memphis?

724
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: Memphis?

725
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: Kansas City or Memphis.

726
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: Memphis White Memphis. I had them both. Can City got

727
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: some good ribs.

728
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 6: Now they barbecue boys over there in Kansity, ain't no joke,

729
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 6: But they're not playing around with your ass in Memphis.

730
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Speaker 8: What's the differences though?

731
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Speaker 1: That that that Gates presidential plotter is something?

732
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Gates.

733
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: We've been there to Gates. You've been in there too.

734
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Speaker 1: I love.

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Speaker 6: I ain't got nothing to say, but Gates is all

736
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 6: that in the bag of chim But you got to

737
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 6: go to the Commissary, You got to go to Interstate.

738
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 6: You gotta go to Neely's. You gotta get your mind right.

739
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 6: You gotta get your mind right up in there. Now.

740
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 6: Why you know that rendezvous is more commercial barbecue across

741
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 6: the street from Peabody. But you gotta get your mind

742
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 6: right when you go down there. All right, got that

743
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 6: white bread, started making french fried, went from all that

744
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 6: damn sauca talking like that because that's how you talk

745
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 6: talk about bob cue.

746
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Speaker 10: Say you because it's food in your mouth?

747
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no. You gott

748
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: talk about barbecue like you know you you know you

749
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: got to be a bobecue. Can't you be all?

750
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Speaker 6: You know?

751
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: You put the ball in meet and all of you

752
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: don't want ball on? Damn real agree with people? You

753
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: balling me ball on free?

754
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: Now?

755
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 3: Oh all right, here we go.

756
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 14: Would you rather babysit a crying baby for a day,

757
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 14: just for a day, or would you rather have an

758
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 14: unwanted house guest for a week?

759
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: I got that baby? Give me, I got that baby.

760
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: Give me.

761
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 14: Would you rather babysit a crying baby for a week,

762
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 14: I mean for a day, or would you rather have

763
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 14: an unwanted house guest for a week.

764
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna take a baby. I know I can get

765
00:38:55,160 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 6: a babies. Stop crying. You're gonna stop all this crying up.

766
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 8: It's just worth day.

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Speaker 7: Son.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna cry. A damn man, I'm putting some

769
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: in your milk for you to get I'm put some

770
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: bailies in that milk. That's what I'm gonna do.

771
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 6: You're gonna go nice boy. Your a's gonna go to sleep.

772
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 6: It's gonna be tasty too. Yeah, I can put a

773
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 6: baby to sleep. You're gonna go to sleep. And with

774
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 6: your ass in the middle of that little that little

775
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 6: raft that they had their feet out and put them

776
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 6: in the pool. It's just ass out there in the

777
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 6: middle of that water. And let him deal with it.

778
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 6: He'll stop crying after a while. They did go to sleep.

779
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 6: Hard to keep swimming.

780
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: Back over and I keep kicking you back out in

781
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: the middle.

782
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: All right. Uh, that's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening.

783
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 8: Morning show?

784
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 3: All right, let's go. It is time guys for comedy Roulette.

785
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 15: Love it.

786
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 3: I love it comedy Roulette.

787
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 15: Jay, let me break it down. Steve, I got too,

788
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 15: We got new people, see steep, Steve. Steve, you know

789
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 15: his nerves are bad. Joe, it's gonna be take five subjects,

790
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 15: but put them on the wheel. We spun the wheel.

791
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 15: Well stop, we will do the damn thing, all right.

792
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 14: Here we go the five categories. Number one, excuse this

793
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 14: people use who owe you money?

794
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 3: All right? Number two?

795
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 14: Doctors don't always know what they're talking about. Number three,

796
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 14: why are you talking? Your team sucks?

797
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 3: Okay?

798
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: Number four?

799
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 3: Number four, I think I took the wrong pill. Okay.

800
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 3: And number five. And that's when you realize you were lost. Okay, alright,

801
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 3: spend the wheelcap. We'll see where it stops.

802
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm on.

803
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 14: It stopped the number five, guys, and that's when you realize, guy,

804
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 14: you were lost.

805
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 15: Listen, when you realize you love Yeah, we got to

806
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 15: turn the music down.

807
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: So you can't.

808
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 16: Cot can't, nobody can't, nobody concentrate what the loudest y'all

809
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 16: see me lost?

810
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 10: I'll tell you when you know you love it, don't

811
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 10: have you all time?

812
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 9: When you try and the street science from English to

813
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 9: so right, you can't even make.

814
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 4: You trying to figure out I don't even.

815
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 6: Know what.

816
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 3: Is this still main.

817
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 5: To know?

818
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.

819
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 7: When you riding and you in the middle of nowhere

820
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 7: and you see a sign that say ten miles to

821
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 7: Jurassic Park.

822
00:41:49,920 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: Man, your answer is lost man, Jurassic Park. Correct. I

823
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: should know so many of these when you driving and

824
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: you mutter to yourself that at the damn house.

825
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 15: When you know you you make a right turn and

826
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 15: it's no exit, it's you you right in the coach.

827
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

828
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: This is when you know, you know any time you

829
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: got to put your.

830
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,720
Speaker 10: Car in reverse and look over your shoulder.

831
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 7: When you ride and you see one store and get out,

832
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 7: and this white man say, you got any hot bit

833
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 7: where you are?

834
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 6: That's scary and so many you get out of stop

835
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 6: sign and you go where the tree at that used

836
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 6: to be right there.

837
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 4: It was a tree right.

838
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 15: When you driving and you stopped, and the guy said says,

839
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 15: like the last time I told you, you're telling you

840
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 15: direction direction.

841
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 4: This is how you know you're I'm done this question.

842
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 9: Will you tell you gotta lean out your pass and

843
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 9: your window and say, my man, my man, hey, my man,

844
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 9: I got something.

845
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 7: You know you lost when you sit there and you say,

846
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 7: you know what, I'm gonna leave my car and just

847
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 7: uber from here.

848
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: I just don't know where I'm going. This is how

849
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: you know you lost if you ever say these three

850
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: words right here. Yeah excuse me, little boy?

851
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 3: What excuse me?

852
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: Little yeah?

853
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 4: What sir?

854
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 5: All right?

855
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,479
Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour, write about

856
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 14: four minutes after, it's today's strawberry letter.

857
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 3: But up next, nephew, tell me has a prank phone call.

858
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 3: That's all coming up right after this.

859
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.

860
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour, Write about

861
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 14: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today the

862
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 14: subject Get a load of this, guys. My best friend

863
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 14: is just trying to help out. We'll get into that

864
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 14: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with

865
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 14: today's prank phone call.

866
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 7: What you got for his nef This right here is

867
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 7: Johnson's Freedom Paper.

868
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: Johnson Freedom Paper. Let's go.

869
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 5: Hello.

870
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's fleet. Yeah,

871
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: this is Franklin. How you doing today? And my name

872
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: is My name is Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the

873
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 2: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee.

874
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 13: Uh yeah, how can I help you?

875
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am

876
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 2: I correct?

877
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 7: Yeah?

878
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 13: Born and raised in Tennessee?

879
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, uh do you do you still live in

880
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 2: the Tennessee area? Now are you in a different states?

881
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 13: I'm right, and that's it's still here. Oh, my family,

882
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 13: the only concerts. He's still here, living good.

883
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So here's what's going on. It's been

884
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 2: brought to our attention here at the Immigration that anyone

885
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: in the state of Tennessee who has the last name

886
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 2: of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break

887
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: this to you or tell this to you, but it's

888
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: been brought to our attention here at the Immigration that

889
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 2: anyone in the state of Tennessee last name Johnson for

890
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: some reason, and we're going to fix the problem. But

891
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 2: for some reason they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know,

892
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 2: like there's claws or something and some paperwork or whatever.

893
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 2: But what we need is we need all the Johnson's

894
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 2: to come in by six o' by six o'clock today

895
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 2: so we can try to take care of the problem.

896
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 2: If not, if all Johnson's that are not reported in

897
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 2: by six will have to get picked up.

898
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 13: I know this is a joke, like we we just

899
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 13: I know this is Joe baby, I'm free. What are

900
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 13: you talking about? Like, well, he's telling me talking about this,

901
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 13: you're talking about the Johnsons ain't free.

902
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 2: What do you what are you talking about?

903
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 13: You Bumpy Johnson?

904
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 2: Got for that? I don't know anybody attacking Johnson's then

905
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: uh no, sorry, this is this is a real this

906
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: is I know this is crazy to get a phone

907
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 2: call like this, but like I say, it's it's we

908
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 2: got some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying to it

909
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: to the bottom of it this but bottom line is

910
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 2: we need all the Johnson's to come in because right

911
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: right now, in the state of Tennessee, no person with

912
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 2: the last name of Johnson is free right now. And

913
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 2: get the gout in What are you talking about?

914
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 13: What are you talking about?

915
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 5: Are you black?

916
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 6: Yeah?

917
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 2: I'm black, but yeah I'm black.

918
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 13: Are you free?

919
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm free?

920
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 13: So what are you talking about coming to me talking

921
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 13: about the Since my last name Johnson, my family got

922
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 13: to come down to immigration because we ain't free. Who

923
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 13: the hell are you calling me talking about the crap

924
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 13: like that?

925
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: Man, Okay, sir, the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,

926
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,479
Speaker 2: but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna

927
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: fix the head of the census or something. I'm sorry,

928
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: are you the head of the census? I No, I'm not.

929
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 13: Something like that, Like, why are you calling me talking

930
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 13: about Johnson? You are some uncle Tom asked pulling me

931
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 13: talking about Johnsons that we ain't free and we got

932
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 13: to come down, and he's threatening my family.

933
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 2: This guy, I'm not I'm sure. I'm not sure. I'm not.

934
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 2: I'm not threatening you all right. Like I said, my

935
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: name is Kyle Green, I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying

936
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 2: to fix the problem. You know it in me because

937
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 2: your name is Green.

938
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 5: So y'all knowing after the.

939
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 2: Johnson's sure, I'm not saying I'm better than you because

940
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 2: my last name is Green. I'm saying we have more kle.

941
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 13: You are so saying that, Kyle, mister Green's my name

942
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 13: is Johnson. We come from a long line at Johnson.

943
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 13: And don't let me have to brumty Johnson on you

944
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 13: cause you saw how he was cutting off soap.

945
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: Don't play with them, okay, sure can we? I want

946
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: to help you and I want to help all the jobs. Okay,

947
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: you ain't help it, nobody with yourself, mister Green, Uncle Tom,

948
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 2: I sold y'all life in Dango the house for I

949
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 2: bet you want them lights get green eyes.

950
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 13: Terrence Howard looking most big good head. I'm black nothing me,

951
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 13: I got a wide nose and I'm proud to be black,

952
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 13: and they're gonna have your likes to ask for me

953
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 13: when I bring my my family down there. You got

954
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 13: some guy nervous. It's all this tobolism.

955
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 2: My mother sus Okay, sir, can I extruct you to

956
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: come down the immigration.

957
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 13: That sound like a life getting mother, Kyle Green? That

958
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 13: sound license up?

959
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: Sir? Can I get you to come down the immigration

960
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 2: by now? You can not have me come there.

961
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 13: I'm gonna come down there with my god oh oh.

962
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: Bunky Johnson's and we're gonna turn it up. Okay, So

963
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: is your wife's last name Johnson too?

964
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 13: Don't worry about what my white's class name is.

965
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your

966
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: mother still living?

967
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 13: Don't worry about my mama still living?

968
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 5: You don't have to.

969
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 13: I'm about to hang this guy thrown up. You're gone

970
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 13: cross the line, your life getting bubble.

971
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, sir. All I know is that you know

972
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 2: we got you. We were trying to get as many

973
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 2: Johnson as michild to come in. Tell me tell me

974
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 2: you the one that told us to call you, Okay, Franklin,

975
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 2: that's what told us to call you. Boom Tommy said,

976
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 2: you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him

977
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: on the line, because you know a lot of the

978
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 2: other Johnson's, and you can get them all to come in.

979
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 13: That's what I'm You think you think I'm not? Mother

980
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 13: been going around them all the Johnson That's how they

981
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 13: came over from aftercare was one black mother take him

982
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 13: over too, talk about they was going on vacation and

983
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 13: they came up with over here. I'm not rounding them though, God,

984
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 13: who the hell is Tommy?

985
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 2: Tommy?

986
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 5: Man?

987
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: Tommy said you would do it? Tommy said, you would

988
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: be cool with it.

989
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 13: I don't know, no, God, Tommy, he sounded like one too.

990
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: Okay, do you know do you know nephew Tommy from

991
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. Do you know that mother?

992
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 5: Oh?

993
00:50:50,320 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 2: I got my blood breast? Hey man, oh man, Hey Franklin. Yes, hey,

994
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 2: Frankin take us out man your point, Jay, Rob is

995
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 2: the one that got me the frank phone. Call you back.

996
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 13: Oh, he ain't allowed over to the barbecue home? One man?

997
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 5: Was he a whiskey?

998
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 6: Was he?

999
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 13: Was he taking some of that whiskey when he caught

1000
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 13: you there?

1001
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: I don't know what he was when I called him, bro,

1002
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 2: he wanted me to make sure he's Frank Franklin.

1003
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.

1004
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: Oh man, And you gotta tell me this right here,

1005
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 2: break and give it to me, baby, Franklin Johnson. You

1006
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 2: got to tell me this. What is the baddest and

1007
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 2: I mean the baddest radio show in the Lake?

1008
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 13: The Steve Harvey Show with Netphew Tommy.

1009
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: You went there on him, Tommy.

1010
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 6: He had you shook up a little bit, though he

1011
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 6: sounded like he had you all balanced a little bit

1012
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 6: because he was seious with it.

1013
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bumpy Johnson when he okay, oh you think.

1014
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 6: I'm round up all the Johnsons, I ain't that blankety blank?

1015
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 6: See you like skin, ain't you? You're probably one of

1016
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 6: them light skin tears? Howard looking ass.

1017
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 3: Boy boy boy, good hair boy boy.

1018
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: He was mad, he was hot.

1019
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 10: Kyle Green sound like skin?

1020
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, A man, is your is your wife LA's name?

1021
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 6: John's don't worry about my wife? Is your mother?

1022
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: Still?

1023
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 6: See?

1024
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 5: Man?

1025
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 6: You don't cross the line now, man. He was gonna

1026
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 6: come down there, and yeah, he was bout it.

1027
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 7: All the Johnson's to come down so we can get

1028
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 7: these papers together. But y'all'll not free.

1029
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:51,919
Speaker 3: Got that light?

1030
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: Hold up, man, is you black? Yeah? Oh so you

1031
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: done got your uncle Tom asked. Now you go round up.

1032
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: See that's you that you was on. Jane Gold right

1033
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: right here.

1034
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,280
Speaker 6: All his reference was light skinned Tarce Howard, Jane Gold.

1035
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: You a house in you Uncle Tom he had Tommy,

1036
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: he was through with you.

1037
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 3: He was hi.

1038
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: Y'all.

1039
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 7: Father's Day weekend. That is June eighteenth. Father's Day weekend.

1040
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 7: It is Earthquakes. Father's Day Comedy show. That is with

1041
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 7: Donnielle Rollins, Nephew, Tommy, Tony Robertson, and Vanessa Fraction at

1042
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 7: the New Jersey Performing Arts Center. That is right pretty

1043
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 7: much New York, New Jersey and everybody around the way,

1044
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 7: all the Burroughs. The nephew ain't been there in the

1045
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 7: Minutes'll come check me out, baby, All right.

1046
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 14: Nephew, thank you. Up next, it's the Strawberry Letter. Subject

1047
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 14: my best friend is just trying to help out. We'll

1048
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 14: get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy morning show.

1049
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 14: Time Now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

1050
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,720
Speaker 14: advice on relationships, toad work, sex, parenting, and more, please

1051
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 14: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and

1052
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 14: click submit Strawberry Letter. All right, we could be reading

1053
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 14: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

1054
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 14: to be reading this one right here, right now today.

1055
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, bug La, hold on tight, we got it for

1056
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: you here.

1057
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 14: It is the Strawberry Letter subject my best friend is

1058
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 14: just trying to help out.

1059
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: Dear Stephen Shirley.

1060
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 14: I've been married to my husband for eight years and

1061
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 14: we have a five year old and a two year

1062
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 14: old daughter. My husband has five other kids, not including

1063
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 14: the two we have together. Yes, I know this is

1064
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 14: a lot of kids. However, I want to try for

1065
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 14: another baby next year. I am thirty two and he

1066
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 14: is forty, and he says he is too old to

1067
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 14: have more kids. I don't have a son and would

1068
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 14: like to try for a son. I always told him

1069
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 14: I wanted to have three children. We don't have sex

1070
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 14: because he says he doesn't want to get megnant, and

1071
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 14: if we do have sex, he buys me the Plan

1072
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 14: B pill to avoid any possible pregnancies. I even asked

1073
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 14: if we can adopt and he still said no. I

1074
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 14: am starting to resent my husband and this is causing

1075
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 14: a strain on our relationship because I want another baby.

1076
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 14: We are financially stable enough to have another baby.

1077
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 3: I can fight it.

1078
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 14: And my best friend, who happens to be a manned

1079
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 14: and he offered me his sperm. As you know, he

1080
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 14: would donate the sperm and sex would not be involved.

1081
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 14: When I told my husband about my best friend's offer,

1082
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 14: he flipped out and was highly upset. He said that

1083
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 14: would be committing a sin, breaking the vows of marriage,

1084
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 14: and he would not accept the baby as his child.

1085
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,439
Speaker 14: He also said he would divorce me if I even

1086
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,240
Speaker 14: brought it up again. I think it is very unfair

1087
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 14: because he won't give me another baby. It's my body

1088
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 14: and if I want another baby, I should be able

1089
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 14: to get pregnant and have another baby.

1090
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 3: Am I wrong here? Please help? Well, you know you're

1091
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 3: both wrong, and I'll tell you why.

1092
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 14: You for going to another man outside of your marriage

1093
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 14: to get another baby.

1094
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 3: I mean, that's not the way you do it.

1095
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 14: And of course your husband is wrong for just shutting

1096
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 14: you out, not even hearing of your requests, for being

1097
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 14: so mean and closed minded about you.

1098
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 3: You're his wife.

1099
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 14: He should be, you know, compassionate and understanding as to

1100
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 14: how you feel. I get that he already has five children,

1101
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 14: in addition to the two daughters that you guys have together.

1102
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 14: But you have to talk, and you should have talked

1103
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 14: to each other before you got.

1104
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 3: Here to this place.

1105
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 14: He's only forty, and while he may say that's too old,

1106
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 14: it's not too old. I think it's just that he

1107
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 14: is tired of having kids. Seven kids. You said it

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00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 14: in a letter. That's a lot of kids, by anyone's standards,

1109
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 14: is a lot of kids. You say you're financially stable

1110
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 14: enough to have a lot of kids, to have more kids,

1111
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 14: but you know, if your husband doesn't want to have kids,

1112
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 14: you guys have to be on the same page as

1113
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 14: far as it's concern you. On the other hand, are

1114
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 14: only thirty two. You're still young enough. You're perfectly within

1115
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 14: your rights to want more children and to try for

1116
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 14: a boy.

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00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 3: If that's what you want. But you can't do it

1118
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 3: with this husband.

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00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 14: Because he's not interested. You guys have a major issue

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00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 14: in your marriage. I don't see how you can come

1121
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 14: to an agreement or a compromise. I really don't. He

1122
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 14: doesn't want any more children. He doesn't want any more children.

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Speaker 14: You do, period, okay, period, you're here. I think I

1124
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 14: can confidently say this that if you do have another child,

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00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 14: it won't be with your current husband unless you trick

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00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 14: him or trap him or something like that. And if

1127
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 14: you go to your best friend and get his sperm,

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00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 14: you're going to be done with this marrige alright. This

1129
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 14: marriage is practically over anyway because of your husband's rules.

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00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 3: He doesn't want another kid you do. He won't accept

1131
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 3: the baby as his own.

1132
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 14: If you have another one, he doesn't want to adopt.

1133
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 14: You have no options here. You have no options here, Steve.

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00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 6: Well, Shirley, I have different take on this. I believe

1135
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 6: that she does have options, and I'll tell you why

1136
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 6: as soon as y'all ask me why. Steve, She's been

1137
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 6: married to her husband for eight years and they got

1138
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 6: a five year old and two year old together.

1139
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: They both girls.

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00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 6: My husband has five other kids, not including the other

1141
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 6: the two we have together. Now, let's stop right here.

1142
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 6: He'll go the whole damn problem right here. It's them

1143
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 6: five other damn kids. This is the reason he's struggling

1144
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 6: with another one. So don't take it personal. It ain't you,

1145
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 6: it's them damn other ones. That's where the problem comes

1146
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 6: in at We don't know where they strolled all out

1147
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 6: at They could be city wide, state wide, state wide, countrywide,

1148
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 6: they may be global international.

1149
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 12: We don't know.

1150
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: There's a lot of money. Now if he farty, I'm

1151
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: assuming he started.

1152
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 6: Having kids around twenty eighteen. Maybe that means he's still

1153
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 6: paying child support.

1154
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: You'll see. That's where he don't want no more kids.

1155
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 6: See, y'all may be financially stable, but that child support

1156
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 6: choking homie.

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00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 1: That's your problem right there.

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00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 5: Now.

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00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 6: You say, yes, I know that's a lot of kids,

1160
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 6: but you want to try for another one because you're

1161
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 6: thirty two. And he say too old to have more kids.

1162
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 6: That's not true.

1163
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: You can have more kids. Past for it.

1164
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 6: Now you don't got a boy, and you want a boy.

1165
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 6: And always you always told him you wanted three kids.

1166
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 6: And now y'all ain't having sex because he said he

1167
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 6: don't want to get me pregnant. If we do have sex,

1168
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 6: he buy me to plan bet peel to avoid any

1169
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 6: possible pregnance. And you take the damn pill. But this

1170
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 6: man make buying a pill, making you take it standing there,

1171
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 6: watch you swallow it.

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01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 14: Just ain't no marriage, all right, Hang on to that thought, Steve,

1173
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 14: we have more, We'll have part two of your response

1174
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 14: when we come back at twenty three after the hour.

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01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry Letters subject to my best friend is just

1176
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 14: trying to help.

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Speaker 3: Out here, Okay, we'll get back into it right after this.

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Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.

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01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 14: All right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject my

1180
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 14: best friend is just trying to help out.

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01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got this husband you've been married to. Y'all

1182
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,479
Speaker 6: got two keys is when he got five other kids.

1183
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 6: You want another baby because you want to try for

1184
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 6: a boy. You thirty two, he forty. He say he

1185
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 6: too old to half kids. You told him when y'all

1186
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 6: got married, y'all want to have three kids. He say

1187
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 6: he ain't having it, and y'all don't hardly have sex

1188
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 6: because he don't want to get you pregnant. Then when

1189
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 6: you do have sex, he buy a pill to play

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01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 6: and b pill and make you take it to avoid

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01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 6: any possible pregnancies.

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01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: You asked this.

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01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 6: Fool, could you adopt? And he still said no. I'm

1194
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 6: starting to resent rup. My husband's causing a strain under

1195
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 6: our relationship because you want another baby. Now you say

1196
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 6: you're financially stable. Now here's the problem. You went to

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01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 6: your best friend, who happens to be a man. He

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01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 6: offered his spurn. Hart's stop right here. Anybody got problem

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Speaker 6: with this?

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01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: Here?

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01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, most will offer his spurn. Most men, I know

1202
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 6: it is willing to offer sperm. That's where the term

1203
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 6: sperm donor came from. Because matter fact, we like giving

1204
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 6: it up so much, we'll give it to people we

1205
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 6: don't know.

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01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: We don't even have to care about you. We have

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01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: extra we want to donate it to you.

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01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 6: Now, your damn best friend, who is a man, then

1209
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 6: told you that he'll offer you his sperm. And then,

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01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 6: as you said in the letter, as you know, he

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01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 6: would donate the sperm and sex would not be involved. Lady,

1212
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 6: that's what he said. But he your best friend because

1213
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 6: he's attracted to you. And now he's so attracted to you,

1214
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 6: he said, I donate my sperm. He been wanting to

1215
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 6: say this all along. This is just the topic that

1216
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 6: then came up. And you said, as you know, he

1217
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 6: would donate the sperm and sex would not be involved.

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01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: Well, sex might not be involved, but you're gonna have to.

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01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 6: Get that sperm though, Hello Church, say, man, you might

1220
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 6: not have that, but you gotta get it. And you

1221
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 6: can't leave it where it is to have it's got

1222
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 6: to come out. Hello, how you think we're gonna get

1223
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 6: it out of the little house he live in? Now,

1224
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 6: I'm dead serious. Something got to happen. You stop all this.

1225
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 6: He we don't have to have sex. We're gonna have something.

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01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 6: Then your crazy ass went in the house told your

1228
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 6: husband about your best friend's offer. Your husband flipped, was

1229
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 6: highly upset. He said this would be committing a sin.

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01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 6: Sound like it to me because he ain't real show

1231
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 6: what he means by he want to donate some spur

1232
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 6: because you got a real good idea of what donating

1233
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 6: sperm mean. You'd be breaking the vials of the marriage

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01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 6: because all he says, y'all see is you having sex

1235
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 6: or getting that sperm donated some kind of way, and

1236
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 6: said he would not accept the child as he is.

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01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 4: Hell, it ain't.

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01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 6: It ain't his baby, it's your best friend's baby. He

1239
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 6: also said he divorced you if you bought it up again.

1240
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 6: Now you think it's very unfair because he won't give

1241
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 6: me another baby. It's my body and if I want

1242
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 6: another baby, I should be able to get pregnant to

1243
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 6: have a baby. Lady, you are one hundred percent correct. Now,

1244
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 6: Shirley said this right here. It won't be with this

1245
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 6: dude right here, unless you just go on and have

1246
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 6: sex with your husband and quit taking that damn pill.

1247
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna have a baby. Then what he gonna do?

1248
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: But then guess what.

1249
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 6: Don't nobody really want to have a baby with somebody

1250
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 6: that don't want a baby. But it happens all the time,

1251
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 6: And you can act like some women and go, well,

1252
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 6: he'll grow to love the child, he might, but he

1253
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 6: might quit loving you though, because he will be resembful

1254
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 6: because he'd have sold all his wireloads with all these

1255
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 6: other chicks and got these five other kids.

1256
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: Now he want to shut it down.

1257
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 6: And you done told him you want three You should

1258
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 6: be able to get pregnant to have a baby, but

1259
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 6: surely's right.

1260
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: Probably won't be with this dude right here? Am I

1261
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:26,919
Speaker 1: wrong here?

1262
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 6: Please help me? Well, if you want to have another

1263
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 6: baby and he don't, you gonna have to go have

1264
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 6: another baby. And you do have the right, but I

1265
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 6: think you told your.

1266
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: Husband you wanted three kids in the beginning.

1267
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 6: Now, somewhere along the line, this child sport whooping his ass,

1268
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:43,120
Speaker 6: he don't see it.

1269
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 1: So now he is issuing ultimatums.

1270
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 6: But the biggest mistake you made was his sperm donor

1271
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 6: conversation with your husband, because now he got a platform

1272
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 6: to stand on that ain't got nothing to do with

1273
01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 6: the pregnancy or the baby. Now he didn't use this

1274
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 6: divorce to really shut you down. It's a cold, tricky

1275
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 6: pulling on you. What is working because you done wrote

1276
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 6: in a letter. I don't know what to tell you, ma'am,

1277
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 6: but it don't look like you'll be having a baby

1278
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 6: with your husband. And don't leave your husband for your

1279
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 6: best friend, please, and do not take your best friend in.

1280
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: Spur and your loans some sperm, I get on. That's

1281
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: all you me some spur?

1282
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 3: All right?

1283
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 8: Look that all right, Steve, thank you.

1284
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 3: You can post your comments.

1285
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 14: On Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve

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01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 14: Harvey f M.

1287
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 1: Why to God, I'll give it right back.

1288
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 14: Don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

1289
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1290
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 5: All right?

1291
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 3: Come on, Steve introduced Jay as he murders.

1292
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 1: An Jay Infinite Brown?

1293
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 15: All right, today is it? That's very it's very dear

1294
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 15: to me, and I got this from my buddy Steve.

1295
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 15: He said, my wife wears these damn kree pants all

1296
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 15: the time, and he's really sick of Could you write

1297
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 15: a song? Lets some of these ladies all that you

1298
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:23,439
Speaker 15: can't wear these pants all the damn time.

1299
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 1: Check it out.

1300
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 3: The big girls of Saxon, all that meat on the moons.

1301
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: Some outfits look good on y'all.

1302
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 3: Some usually leave alone.

1303
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 4: Well, I mean to let you know.

1304
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 15: Girl, I don't steal around out someone that's or tape

1305
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 15: pends look grif as long as those pants are longly

1306
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 15: no blood side brees, gad, no one but you. Was

1307
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 15: a scene of speed up bellow with your knees.

1308
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 4: They looked that up.

1309
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,680
Speaker 5: The ones.

1310
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 8: Those pends on handsets and pee, but hey, that's his.

1311
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 4: You will to know.

1312
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 15: Less six times a week subduing.

1313
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: A favorite girl whose burning coutries.

1314
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 11: They looked at them. To man the young gang, please

1315
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 11: those pends on health, the longest pandy. That's a singing time.

1316
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 11: Don't breeze, you will.

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01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 4: Say, Hannah, right, you got you got it.

1318
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: You gotta step wendles.

1319
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 7: Sis to please.

1320
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:27,080
Speaker 1: The wearing no fire.

1321
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 3: Hey you really were a singer and you're yes, and

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01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 3: you'ry said it.

1323
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,679
Speaker 5: He did say.

1324
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 1: You that way.

1325
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 16: Say day week, you didn't make any friends on that

1326
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 16: I didn't lost any friends on that one.

1327
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 4: No friend, But next week.

1328
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.

1329
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 14: All right, Steve so Jack on Facebook rights, my son's

1330
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 14: turning into a player. He's now sixteen years old and

1331
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 14: clearly has a thing for older women. Occasionally we'll have

1332
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 14: friends over, and there have been multiple reports of my

1333
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 14: kid making some smooth moves on some of my wife's friends.

1334
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 14: The first time I heard about it, it was kind

1335
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 14: of funny. Now though it's happened five times that I

1336
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 14: know about. Do we need to step in on this

1337
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 14: or just stop inviting my wife's very attractive friends over.

1338
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 3: What's the deal?

1339
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 6: Well, you know it's a prob. The boy ain't no

1340
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 6: real really no problem. You know you can step to

1341
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 6: your son and telling hey, hey, hey, these grown folks

1342
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 6: don't come in here with that. They starting to mumble

1343
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:46,720
Speaker 6: about it.

1344
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: Do it again.

1345
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to talk to you now, Listen, you

1346
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 6: gotta say something if that's really the problem. But I'm

1347
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 6: curious why this man is writing us about his sixteen

1348
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 6: year old son. I really think the problem is.

1349
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: Him who.

1350
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 3: You think the problem is with the dad with the.

1351
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:09,080
Speaker 1: Wife's very attractive friends. They fine, they ain't attractive, they fine?

1352
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah see and he know it. Yeah,

1353
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 6: he gotta wrote a letter for what can he say

1354
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 6: to the boy. He need advice for hisself?

1355
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 4: Oh, he need to know.

1356
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: He trying to talk himself down off this bridge himself himself.

1357
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,919
Speaker 1: You know who we're talking about.

1358
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 3: Himself?

1359
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 10: Is miss Nie coming over again?

1360
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:41,599
Speaker 1: The dad?

1361
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 10: Is miss Nie coming back over for that outfit she

1362
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:45,600
Speaker 10: had on?

1363
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 9: God, the hells, I'm gonna say something when you come back,

1364
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:52,640
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say so.

1365
01:11:55,400 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem. The problem is him. Yeah, today

1366
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:05,599
Speaker 1: he just looked. Man, Look it happens.

1367
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:07,200
Speaker 3: It happen.

1368
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:10,479
Speaker 6: You're gonna run into some your wife, Go have some friends.

1369
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,479
Speaker 6: Go sit your ass down somewhere, Go sit show stupid

1370
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 6: ass down somewhere and shut show down mouth.

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01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 3: That's never happened to you, right.

1372
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:28,719
Speaker 1: I sits my ass down somewhere and shut The best

1373
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: I do is off of coffee. That's all I can do.

1374
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:33,760
Speaker 6: You know.

1375
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 1: They always say wow for him to be on TV.

1376
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,719
Speaker 1: He is so polite.

1377
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:41,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, ladies, ladies, y'all need anything, They baby you want

1378
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 6: some coffee?

1379
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,599
Speaker 1: I know, I no, no, I treated like a queen

1380
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 1: in front of them.

1381
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:49,559
Speaker 6: Girl. Maybe y'all need anything. Let me get somebody down here. Faith,

1382
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 6: I'm actually taking the coffee in the room for what. Yeah,

1383
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:57,799
Speaker 6: I know how to get them brownie points.

1384
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: Man, you know, just some cases aerie.

1385
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:04,040
Speaker 3: Steve's so sweet. Let's see where you married him?

1386
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 1: That any of your son's been in that situation?

1387
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they anna say something about a couple of friends,

1388
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 6: Margine slap taste out there, But I wish you would

1389
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 6: go over there and say something to her. And deeper still,

1390
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 6: I want her to say something back to you because

1391
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna kill both of y'all.

1392
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh, deeper steal people, steal people steal.

1393
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:37,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we have time. We have another one. This

1394
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:40,200
Speaker 3: is from Jalil on Steve brv FM.

1395
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 14: He says, I'm I'm a high school guys taking on

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01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,560
Speaker 14: my first part time job. I have a question for

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01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 14: more seasoned employees than me. Since I'm in school. They

1398
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 14: said I can't be part time, so I'm working six

1399
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 14: hours a day, five days a week. I was also

1400
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,720
Speaker 14: told that they have to give me at least one

1401
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 14: thirty minute break during my shift. Well, I've been working

1402
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 14: about a month now, and each day but one, I've

1403
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,639
Speaker 14: been told to clock out for my break. But it's

1404
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:09,680
Speaker 14: always happens during a rush, and I've been asked to

1405
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 14: come back and help out even though I'm on my

1406
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,639
Speaker 14: break and off the clock. I kind of asked about

1407
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 14: it once and was hit with substantial attitude. What's the

1408
01:14:18,439 --> 01:14:20,519
Speaker 14: real story with this? I like the job and want

1409
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 14: the experience, but I also don't want to get used.

1410
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's life, dog, it happens. Yeah, you're supposed

1411
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: to get thirty, but they asked you to come back early.

1412
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 6: You know, you're got to start taking your break earlier

1413
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 6: before the rush or after the rush is over.

1414
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: Okay, it's all to it. Life, ain't fair? Dog?

1415
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 6: All right?

1416
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 14: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have

1417
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,080
Speaker 14: more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1418
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:50,120
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1419
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,840
Speaker 14: It is Monday, and Steve, let's talk about starting the

1420
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,479
Speaker 14: week off right with Elevate You your healthy green powders.

1421
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 14: So what sets elevate you apart from other green drinks.

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01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 14: Let's talk about it the.

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01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 6: Flavor, because that was green drinks are really really good

1424
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 6: for you, but I just couldn't.

1425
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:13,799
Speaker 1: Gag it down every morning. They tasted green.

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01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, rough spinach.

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01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,439
Speaker 6: I mean, it's cool, it's give it for you, but

1428
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,720
Speaker 6: my garden, so I had to do something about it.

1429
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 6: So you get all the benefits of a green drink,

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01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 6: plus you get the flavor, and this green drink boosh

1431
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 6: your metabolism. You'll get more energy. This green drink helps

1432
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 6: you so much with your digestion. It'll keep your digestive

1433
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,960
Speaker 6: track moving, and on top of all of that, it's

1434
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,720
Speaker 6: gonna give you some brain clarity. Those are the three

1435
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,800
Speaker 6: things that are factual improving about this green drink.

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01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 1: Period.

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01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,800
Speaker 6: If you go to elevateu dot com, now give it time.

1438
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 6: Don't drink one glass and go sit down and go

1439
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:57,000
Speaker 6: I'm wait'ting on something. It don't work with one glass.

1440
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,240
Speaker 6: You gotta let it get in there and feed your

1441
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 6: cells over biod of time, and you will feel different.

1442
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:05,719
Speaker 6: All I'm going to say is this, since I started

1443
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:09,479
Speaker 6: taking my own product, it's giving me more energy to

1444
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 6: get in shape and to do the other things to

1445
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,280
Speaker 6: add with it. And soon, and very soon, people will

1446
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 6: start to see the difference in me. And all it

1447
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 6: already is everything I did to do it, and I'll

1448
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 6: invite everybody to join in. Read about it first and

1449
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:28,679
Speaker 6: see what everybody said. Go to l apostrophe evat EU

1450
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:29,600
Speaker 6: dot com and.

1451
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 1: Check it out.

1452
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,840
Speaker 3: Looking good, Steve coming up at thirty three minutes after

1453
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 3: around It? Would you rather right after this?

1454
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show?

1455
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 1: All right?

1456
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 3: Time now guys for around It?

1457
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 14: Would you rather? Would you rather be just forgotten? Or

1458
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,600
Speaker 14: would you rather be just hatefully remembered? They'll remember you,

1459
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 14: but in a hater way.

1460
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 6: No, No, you could just go off and hit me.

1461
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 6: Uh huh, I ain't gonna be here, No way, I'm

1462
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 6: gonna give it to him. You can do a b

1463
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:02,439
Speaker 6: for all I care.

1464
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 3: Either one.

1465
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm gone, I'm all right, all right.

1466
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 14: Would you rather get ribs from Kansas City? Or would

1467
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 14: you rather get ribs from Memphis Memphis? Kansas City or

1468
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 14: Memphis Memphis?

1469
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:25,479
Speaker 1: I have had them both. City got some good ribs.

1470
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,240
Speaker 6: Now if they barbecue boys over there in Kansity, ain't

1471
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 6: no jerk, but they're not playing around with your ass

1472
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 6: in Memphis.

1473
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: What's the different though, that that that Gates presidential plotter.

1474
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 8: Is Oh yeah, Gates Yeah, we've been there to Gates

1475
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 8: in there too.

1476
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 6: I love, I ain't got nothing safer. Gates is all

1477
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,479
Speaker 6: that in the bag of chip. But you got to

1478
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,759
Speaker 6: go to the commissary. You got to go to Interstate.

1479
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 6: You gotta go to Neely's. You gotta get your mind right.

1480
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,200
Speaker 6: You gotta get your mind right up in there, now,

1481
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 6: are you?

1482
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:01,680
Speaker 5: You know?

1483
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: Now Rendezvous is more.

1484
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:08,519
Speaker 6: Commercial barbecue across the street from Peabody. But you gotta

1485
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:11,080
Speaker 6: get your mind right when you go down there. All right,

1486
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 6: I got that white bread, started making french fried, be

1487
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:18,400
Speaker 6: wet from all that damn soft like, because that's how

1488
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 6: you're talking talking about barbecue.

1489
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 10: Because food in your mask.

1490
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You gotta

1491
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,240
Speaker 1: talk about barbecue like you know, you know you got

1492
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 1: to be a barbecue. You can't be.

1493
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,560
Speaker 6: You know you put the river ball in meet and

1494
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:39,160
Speaker 6: all this. You don't want born No damn real grills

1495
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 6: people balling me ball on flavor.

1496
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,479
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.

1497
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:49,479
Speaker 14: Would you rather baby sit a crying baby for a day,

1498
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,559
Speaker 14: just for a day, or would you rather have an

1499
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 14: unwanted house guest for a week.

1500
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: I got that baby, give me, I got that baby,

1501
01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 1: Give me that hen shit.

1502
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 14: Would you rather babysit a crying baby for a week,

1503
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,120
Speaker 14: I mean for a day, or would you rather have

1504
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 14: an unwanted house guest for a week.

1505
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,120
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take a baby. I know I'd get a baby.

1506
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:13,639
Speaker 6: Stop crying. You're gonna stop all this crime.

1507
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:14,760
Speaker 1: Help.

1508
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,640
Speaker 6: It's just for a day, so you ain't gonna cry

1509
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 6: all damn man. I'm pulling something in your milk before

1510
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 6: you be out. I'm put some babies in that milk.

1511
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna do. You're gonna go nice boy.

1512
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 6: Your AS's gonna go to sleep. It's gonna be tasty too. Yeah,

1513
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 6: I can put a baby to sleep. You're gonna go

1514
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:30,759
Speaker 6: to sleep.

1515
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,400
Speaker 1: And with your ass in the middle of that little

1516
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,880
Speaker 1: that little raft that they had their feet out and

1517
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,240
Speaker 1: put them in the pool. It's just ass out there

1518
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:39,800
Speaker 1: in the middle of that water. And let him deal

1519
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 1: with it.

1520
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 6: He'll stop crying after a while and you just go

1521
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 6: to sleep. Hard to keep swimming back over and I

1522
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:45,719
Speaker 6: keep kicking you back out in the middle.

1523
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:51,400
Speaker 3: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather coming up?

1524
01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:53,720
Speaker 14: It is our last break of the day, and you

1525
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,439
Speaker 14: do not want to miss Steve's closing remarks at forty

1526
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:57,760
Speaker 14: nine minutes after the hour.

1527
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,200
Speaker 3: Right after this, you're listening.

1528
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,120
Speaker 8: Morning show.

1529
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,640
Speaker 3: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the

1530
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 3: day on this Monday. It's been a good day. We've

1531
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 3: had some fun today. Thank you, and now it's time

1532
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,959
Speaker 3: for you to take us home with some closing remarks.

1533
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: Let me see, I was thinking again of what I

1534
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 1: could say to be encouraging to people.

1535
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,640
Speaker 6: I have a couple of poems that have kept me

1536
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:34,639
Speaker 6: throughout my life that I learned actually while I was pledging. Man,

1537
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:38,560
Speaker 6: that was the greatest thing that pledging gave me was

1538
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 6: besides some friendships that I still have to this day,

1539
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 6: it taught me so much that I needed to know

1540
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:49,759
Speaker 6: at a young.

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Speaker 1: Age about surviving and thriving.

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Speaker 6: And hanging in there. And I learned a couple of

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01:20:56,760 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 6: poems that have kept me. And if you look them up, man,

1544
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 6: they're very, very valuable. Not nothing replaces my spiritual life

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01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:12,400
Speaker 6: at all. And the two are to be compared, but

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01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 6: they are to be appreciated on both levels. The first person,

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01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,799
Speaker 6: one of the strongest poems I learned was a poem

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01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 6: called Invictus, and in the poem it says the term

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01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 6: gods with an s.

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Speaker 1: But I never say gods because there's only one.

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Speaker 6: And even the entire time I was pledging, I told

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01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:37,639
Speaker 6: them I wasn't gonna say gods because and they didn't

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01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 6: have theming brothers didn't have a problem with that at all.

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01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,599
Speaker 1: But the poem was great.

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01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 6: I haven't memorized, I don't haven't written down anywhere, so

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01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 6: y'all forgive me as I pull it up out of

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01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 6: my memory. But in Victus is something like this, out

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01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,160
Speaker 6: of the night that covers me black as a pit,

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01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 6: from pole to pole.

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01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 1: I think, whatever God.

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01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:03,960
Speaker 6: May be for my unconquerable soul, in the fail clutch

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01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:08,960
Speaker 6: of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud. And

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01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 6: under the bludgeonings of chance, my head is bloodied but unbowed.

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01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,840
Speaker 6: And beyond this place of raft and tears looms but

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01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 6: the horror of the shade. And yet the minutes of

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01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:29,439
Speaker 6: the years finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters

1567
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:34,879
Speaker 6: not how straight the gate, how charged with punishment the scroll.

1568
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:40,400
Speaker 6: I am the master of my fate. I am the

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01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 6: captain of my soul. That poem in Victis has kept

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01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 6: me through a lot of troubling times. The other poem

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01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:55,560
Speaker 6: that kept me was a poem that it has a

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01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,240
Speaker 6: title of dunk Quit, but the author is unknown. It's

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01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 6: an unknown author. If you look it up, just look

1574
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:07,759
Speaker 6: up the point don't quit. But it's been a staple

1575
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,559
Speaker 6: in my repertoire of things that I say to myself

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01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:17,439
Speaker 6: in difficult times. And it goes something like this when

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01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 6: things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the roads

1578
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 6: you're trudging seems all upheel, when your funds are low

1579
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 6: and your debts are high, when you want to smile,

1580
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:31,519
Speaker 6: but you have to side when cares are pressing you down.

1581
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:34,960
Speaker 1: A bit, rest if you must, but don't quit.

1582
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 6: For life is queer with his twisting turns, as every

1583
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:42,759
Speaker 6: one of us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow

1584
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 6: has turned about when he might have won had he

1585
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:48,599
Speaker 6: stuck it out. So don't give up. Though the pace

1586
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:53,519
Speaker 6: seems slow, you may succeed with another blow. Often the

1587
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,680
Speaker 6: gold is nearer than it seems to a faint and

1588
01:23:56,800 --> 01:24:00,760
Speaker 6: a faltering man, And often the struggle has given up

1589
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 6: when he might have captured the victor's cup. And he

1590
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,360
Speaker 6: learns too late, when the night came down, how close

1591
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:10,680
Speaker 6: he was to the golden crown. And you never can

1592
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 6: tell how close you are. It may be near when

1593
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:18,400
Speaker 6: it seems afar. So stick to the fight when your

1594
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 6: hardest hit. It's when things seem worse that you mustn't quit.

1595
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:28,360
Speaker 6: Those two poems right there have kept me in some

1596
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:32,760
Speaker 6: dark moments. Somebody made me a T shirt the other

1597
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:37,679
Speaker 6: day in the Cleveland Cavalier colors of maroon and gold,

1598
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:41,800
Speaker 6: and gave it to me as a gift, And the

1599
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 6: T shirt said, I'm a sixty two year old black

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01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:45,840
Speaker 6: man from.

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01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,800
Speaker 1: Cleveland, Ohio. What you want?

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Speaker 6: It's sort of funny, man, because a lot of times

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01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:55,200
Speaker 6: when people say and stuff, people who really know.

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01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 1: I say to people all the time, what you want

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01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,559
Speaker 1: from me? You know? Only human.

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01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 6: I'm subject to make mistakes, I air, I get it

1607
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 6: wrong sometimes I'm not perfect. I swing a lot, so

1608
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna hit a lot of strikeouts. You know, when

1609
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,160
Speaker 6: you swaying in the bat, A lot of times you

1610
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,800
Speaker 6: ain't gonna all of them, ain't gonna be hit. But

1611
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 6: I have such a sheer number of at bats that

1612
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:24,479
Speaker 6: it causes people to be able to see a few

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01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:28,040
Speaker 6: more times than me failing. But some people never You

1614
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:30,439
Speaker 6: don't ever have to worry about watching them fail because

1615
01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:31,879
Speaker 6: they're not attempting anything.

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01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:36,880
Speaker 1: So if you're the person who's being criticized.

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01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:38,840
Speaker 6: For your efforts, you have to know that you gotta

1618
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:42,520
Speaker 6: hang in there because there's so many people that's criticizing

1619
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 6: you that's not even making an effort. Now I'm a

1620
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:50,040
Speaker 6: paraphrase another one, but I'm paraphrasing this. This doesn't work

1621
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:53,720
Speaker 6: exactly like this. It says the credit belongs to the

1622
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:57,280
Speaker 6: man who is actually in the arena, whose face is

1623
01:25:57,439 --> 01:26:01,080
Speaker 6: marred with dust, blood, sweat, and tea, is not to

1624
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:04,920
Speaker 6: those cold and timid souls in the stands who know

1625
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,080
Speaker 6: neither victory nor defeat.

1626
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,640
Speaker 1: That one has kept me too, because.

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01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:13,040
Speaker 6: I realize that a lot of people that are criticizing

1628
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,680
Speaker 6: you are not even in the same game you win.

1629
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 6: So when you're out there striving and you hustling and

1630
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:21,120
Speaker 6: you're trying to put it together, you're gonna make mistakes

1631
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:22,720
Speaker 6: and you're gonna get criticized.

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01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 1: But don't ever, don't ever, don't you ever give up.

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01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: Have a great day. Talk to God, he'd love to

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01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:30,280
Speaker 1: hear Freddy.

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