1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred dui 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away. 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 2: A little while back, you might remember we did a 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 2: prank call to a deli to order a sandwich, and 8 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 2: we said we were doing text to speech while driving 9 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 2: a car. Oh, and the guy heard us get into 10 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 2: a road rage situation in the middle of the call. 11 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,880 Speaker 2: It was super awkward. Well, today we're not going to 12 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 2: do that exact same thing, but we are going to 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 2: call a tire shop to make one of their employees 14 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,559 Speaker 2: feel that same level of awkwardness. And it all starts 15 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 2: with pretending that Brooke and I are married and I'm 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 2: just borrowing her phone just for a second. It's your phone, 17 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 2: tap right now. 18 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 3: Another on the twenties, I'm tire. This is Jimmy. How 19 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 3: can I help you? Oh? 20 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 2: Hey, my name is Darryl. I was just on the 21 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 2: phone with someone else a minute ago trying to order 22 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 2: some tires, but my phone died. 23 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. Sorry, yeah, that that wasn't me though. 24 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I just I borrowed my wife's phone to 25 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 2: call you back. Do you think you could help me? 26 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 3: Honey? 27 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: Can you make it quick? 28 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,759 Speaker 2: I think my phone is gonna die. Yeah, just sorry? 29 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 3: Hold on, no, no, no problem. Did they give you an 30 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 3: order number yet? Uh? 31 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so. Then I need to do. 32 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 3: What the charger? Sorry? 33 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 2: Hold on wait? Who's Calvin? Who? A notification just came 34 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 2: up on your phone says Calvin matched with you. Hello, 35 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 2: but he sent you a message? What is this, babe? 36 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I just will you hand me 37 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 2: the phone. 38 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 3: I'll do the tire thing for you. 39 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 2: No, hold on, wait, tell me who is Calvin? Why 40 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 2: is it popping up as a Tinder notification? 41 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: I know. 42 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 2: Your phone is blowing up with Tinder notifications. 43 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think I'm in the middle of something 44 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 3: I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you 45 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 3: with your You're. 46 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: Fine, just hold on a second. 47 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 3: It's not what you need. 48 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: What am I supposed to think? Obviously you're fooling around 49 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 2: behind my back with this Calvin guy. They tell me 50 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 2: what's going on? You make me tell you, yes, tell 51 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 2: me it's fine. It's for your birthday. 52 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 3: I really just want to help you her tires. I 53 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 3: need the customers who told. 54 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 2: Me that you wanted to sing up. I was talking 55 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,920 Speaker 2: about our Mexican food the other night. She's got a relationship. 56 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 2: You said it with a wink, and I know what 57 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 2: you mean. Oh my god. I planned as a party. 58 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 3: Really fun part. I should I go? I just I 59 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 3: don't know. Don't go. 60 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 2: No, I still want to get my tires. 61 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 3: I understand that, but I'm very uncomfortable right now. 62 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 2: I mean, how do you think I feel. I'm just 63 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: learning this right now. 64 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 3: Oh god, No, you. 65 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 2: Wanted more culture in our life. So your idea of 66 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: culture is this guy Luke. Well, it's like a mountain pot. 67 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 2: You know. 68 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 3: I can hear. 69 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, let me try and put this on mute 70 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,399 Speaker 2: Uney's birthday, for whom. 71 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 3: You're still I can hear you you. 72 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 2: This is my birthday. It sounds like you're the one 73 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: that's getting all the gifts. Well, I'm sure they'll. 74 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: Give you some gifts too. 75 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 3: I can hear everything. 76 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure you're fine with it. Oh there's more 77 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 2: coming now, who's Anville don't look so happy about it. 78 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 3: How about we do this another time. 79 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already on the phone with you. I 80 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 2: just would really appreciate it. We could just tackle this 81 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 2: now and get my tires order. 82 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 3: You say that, but every time you try to get 83 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 3: you order number, a new game comes off and you 84 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 3: and your wife are arguing about some new band. Who's 85 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 3: in your wife? Like there was right there? I heard 86 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: it again, sir. 87 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 2: That one's actually from a woman. 88 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 3: Now my business starts one? 89 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 2: Maybe nice? Do you hear what's going on over here? 90 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 3: Unfortunately I do, and I don't want to be a 91 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 3: part of it, sir. I just want to hope you 92 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 3: get well. 93 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to be a part of it. 94 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just a part of it. So he 95 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 2: says he doesn't want to be a part of it. 96 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 2: He said Saturday. I mean, I'm sure he doesn't work 97 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 2: on Saturdays. I didn't ask him, but I don't want 98 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 2: to ask. He's gonna be so fine. 99 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 3: Please don't ask me. I don't want you to ask 100 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 3: me anything. Just give me your order number and I 101 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 3: will take care of you. 102 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 2: He would love anvil. He would love it. 103 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 3: I don't okay, I'm not interested in Anneville. I just again, 104 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 3: ires are your phone number, and I will call you 105 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 3: while you get somebody else to do. 106 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 2: Look, man, I'm really sorry to do this to you. 107 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 2: I Oh, is Jimmy right? 108 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, my name is Jimmy. Yes. 109 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 2: My wife just wants you to know that we've got 110 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 2: room for a sixth person, the seventh person. Now, no, 111 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 2: I'm not are okay? Eight people? 112 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 3: Are you? 113 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 2: Are you doing anything Saturday? 114 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 3: My wife wants to I am not interested. I have 115 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 3: a wife, I have kids, and I am a morally 116 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 3: responsible human being. Well, please give me your order number. 117 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 2: The thing is, I know your wife, Rebecca, because she 118 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 2: said that you'd actually be up for doing this. 119 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 3: What excuse me? 120 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 2: Oh that's her right now. She's saying, don't be a whimp. 121 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 2: Go for it. You only get pranked once. Oh great, 122 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 2: get in. 123 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,359 Speaker 3: This is brother. Oh my god. 124 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 2: Oh actually, jab it's not his birthday this Saturday, but 125 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 2: it could be. 126 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 3: I'm like, my coworkers are looking at me like, what 127 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 3: is going on? 128 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 2: No, your wife rebacking set you up. 129 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: She said, it's actually your birth your birthday coming up. 130 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 3: It is you know. 131 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 2: She was just trying to feel out the vibe of 132 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 2: what do you want to do for the party. 133 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 3: This is not what I wanted. 134 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 2: Anvil wants to go to your birthday wake. 135 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: M every morning. Wistful taps weekday morning, the twenties, Freaking 136 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.