Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame twenties. Hello, Hi May, this
Speaker 1: is Tarbor.
Speaker 2: I'm calling from Home Mortgage about your pre approval for
Speaker 2: a home loan.
Speaker 3: Okay, how are you? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 2: Thank you for asking. So anyway, I have to go
Speaker 2: over some things with you. It's still in process, still
Speaker 2: trying to figure out if you're worth it or not.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, worth it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pre approval for your home loan.
Speaker 3: All right, we should be fine.
Speaker 1: M hm. Okay, well I have some questions.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you those questions?
Speaker 2: Then I can look at your application for the pre
Speaker 2: approval and then maybe get you news this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Maybe, oh that would be great. Okay, great.
Speaker 2: So, first of all, do you want to tell me
Speaker 2: about the crossing guard in sixth grade?
Speaker 3: Crossing guard?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: What does the crossing guard have to do with anything
Speaker 3: from when when I was in sixth grade?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean I is this because we are getting
Speaker 3: like trying to get a house. It's like near a
Speaker 3: school zone? Is that why you're asking me?
Speaker 2: No, a little bit about me. I really like to
Speaker 2: do my research on people before we.
Speaker 1: Just hand them money.
Speaker 2: And I have been doing a little deep diving, and
Speaker 2: I spoke to your sixth grade crossing guard. She still
Speaker 2: works there, actually, and it turns out living I'm sorry, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, but what was that? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2: She shared with me that quite a few times you
Speaker 2: would cross without her permission. So you want to talk about.
Speaker 3: That, Okay, I was in sixth grade. I don't, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I didn't and I don't know.
Speaker 2: So maybe the thing about humans and kind of how
Speaker 2: we grow is you start off not caring about guidelines,
Speaker 2: and when you're young, you think it's just crossing the
Speaker 2: street whenever you want, even though there's a crossing guard
Speaker 2: right there to help you out.
Speaker 3: She was very much by the way us as to
Speaker 3: how this has to do with our pre approved homelone,
Speaker 3: Like I just don't understand, like why this matters. Wouldn't
Speaker 3: this just be about our finances, saying maybe a stable
Speaker 3: income coming in, Like I don't understand why this has
Speaker 3: been do with any day mm hmmmmmm Okay, Like your
Speaker 3: mmms are like starting to aggravate me a little bit.
Speaker 3: Just can we like move forward with the questions that
Speaker 3: actually matter? M hm.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go ahead and note that the customer potential customer, sorry,
Speaker 2: potential customer, dodge the question on that one and we'll
Speaker 2: move on to another one.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I didn't dodge it.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't hear you talk about it.
Speaker 3: M hm, because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it does matter, because you know, children
Speaker 2: who don't have any regard for crossing guards tend to
Speaker 2: grow up to not have regards for when they should
Speaker 2: pay their bill. It's my research.
Speaker 3: But we have paid our bill.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I have submitted both of our statements of everything,
Speaker 3: and it shows that we paid everything on time and
Speaker 3: we have great critic score. Yes, God doesn't even matter.
Speaker 3: The crossing Grod's probably so old she didn't even remember
Speaker 3: me at this and I don't remember her.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell me about the fake I.
Speaker 3: D How would you know about that? That was like that?
Speaker 3: But that was like ages ago.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I have it on good authority that you
Speaker 2: used that fake ID quite a bit to buy alcoholic
Speaker 2: beverages when you were not of age.
Speaker 1: So I want to talk about about that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so sorry, but I already dealt with that
Speaker 3: issue years ago. I don't really need to rehash something
Speaker 3: that I dealt with like twenty some years ago. At
Speaker 3: this point, I'm going to stop you right there. This
Speaker 3: is absolutely ridiculous. I have bought two homes before, and
Speaker 3: I've rented so many other properties, as you would see
Speaker 3: in my statement. Would you stop no more yourself annoying
Speaker 3: with that? I'm sorry you're so annoying. I'm just with
Speaker 3: your questions, with your responses, with your attitude. I've never
Speaker 3: had to deal with this before. Can you stop?
Speaker 1: You want me to stop doing talk to your person?
Speaker 3: You hired you to do this because Sue, you have
Speaker 3: no idea what you're doing, and you're invading other people's privacy.
Speaker 3: I've never had it to answer any of these questions
Speaker 3: in the past. If you were one more.
Speaker 2: Time, okay, well, then how about I let you know
Speaker 2: that this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 2: a phone brank on you and your husband set you up?
Speaker 3: Are you hitting me?
Speaker 1: It's a joke.
Speaker 2: He said that you guys are in the process of
Speaker 2: getting a proof for a home running.
Speaker 1: You've been nervous about it, so I wanted to mess
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Oh, unbelievable. I've been so stressed.
Speaker 1: He told me about your fake ID and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was wondering, not like, how would anybody side
Speaker 3: that up? The heart attack I just had, Oh my god,
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Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties