Speaker 1: Second date of date.
Speaker 2: You know, ninety seven percent of my expert dating knowledge
Speaker 2: comes from watching old Ryan Reynolds movies.
Speaker 3: Explains a lot, and.
Speaker 2: In the holiday classic Just Friends, Ryan Reynolds makes it
Speaker 2: very very clear if you want to make things happen
Speaker 2: with a woman, never ever schedule a day date, because
Speaker 2: it's all one way ticket to the friend zone.
Speaker 1: Yah know that.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's wrong.
Speaker 2: See, smart stuff comes out of those films. And one
Speaker 2: of our listeners, Nash, clearly has not seen that movie
Speaker 2: because apparently he did a date in broad daylight. So
Speaker 2: let's talk to him, Nash. I'm gonna just ask the
Speaker 2: obvious question, why do you hate Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 1: I love Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2: Ah, don't take his advice. I'm just kidding around with you. Man.
Speaker 2: Tell us about the girl that you went out with.
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Ember?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Do you guys meet on an app?
Speaker 1: Yep? We met it on an app and uh we
Speaker 1: had a few things in common and I yeah, I
Speaker 1: asked her out relatively quickly.
Speaker 3: Oh you did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it made you want to do a daytime date
Speaker 2: with Ember?
Speaker 1: Well, now see that was her idea. Usually I prefer
Speaker 1: going on at night, but well I did suggest it.
Speaker 2: You can't say no it has to be a night date.
Speaker 2: You absolutely can say no and be like I deserve
Speaker 2: better than that.
Speaker 1: Tell what you're doing too.
Speaker 3: I also can see like if you haven't talked a
Speaker 3: lot online, like there's not a lot of trust there.
Speaker 3: So daytime date feels probably safe. You want to waste
Speaker 3: a Saturday night on a guy or that? Yeah, what
Speaker 3: did you guys do?
Speaker 1: So we actually met at a cool little diner and
Speaker 1: you know, we had lunch there and she was super
Speaker 1: friendly and cute and everything was going great. And then
Speaker 1: when we actually when we're going to the diner, I
Speaker 1: did something and she kind of made a comment on it.
Speaker 1: So there's like this big crack in the doorway, and
Speaker 1: so I kind of like did a little hop, skip
Speaker 1: and a jump to get over the crack.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't touch them on the floor, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: of like superstition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I low key do the same.
Speaker 2: Still, bro, don't worry.
Speaker 1: One foot give me the ck?
Speaker 2: Were you hopping on just one foot style?
Speaker 1: No? I kind of just gave it a little nice,
Speaker 1: one little skip.
Speaker 2: It was an athletic manly ski.
Speaker 1: Describe it but that actually sparked a conversation where it
Speaker 1: wasn't just kind of the awkward interview phase of the date.
Speaker 1: So I actually had my lucky coin I have that
Speaker 1: was in my pocket. So I pulled that out and
Speaker 1: showed it to her.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're you're pretty deep into the superstition stuff.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't say that, Like I have my lucky coin.
Speaker 1: I think it's just good luck. I've had it forever.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of like a novelty two edit coin,
Speaker 1: and that's funny.
Speaker 2: It's two headed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you won't kiss me by the end
Speaker 3: of the state heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wish I would have thought of that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what you were going. What did you do?
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't say too much. But what she told
Speaker 1: me is she said maybe we should leave it as
Speaker 1: a tip so she doesn't have to see the click again.
Speaker 2: She's like, can you burn a coin?
Speaker 3: Was she laughing?
Speaker 1: But she said that Yeah, of course. We were both
Speaker 1: joking and laughing about it.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, and what was a highlight for you?
Speaker 1: You know, it was just a lot of fun. Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say there was one thing that made the
Speaker 1: date great. But we just pretty much laughed the whole
Speaker 1: time and it was a good time. Like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like one of those awkward first dates at least that's
Speaker 1: how I felt. So so yeah, it was just overall yeah,
Speaker 1: good vibe, awesome.
Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds would have looked at this date and shook
Speaker 2: his head like, no, in the friend zone, Bud.
Speaker 1: Actually, I would be lucky to be in the friend
Speaker 1: zone right now because I've been trying to contact her
Speaker 1: and she's not even messaged me back right now. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're.
Speaker 3: In the no zone, is what you are.
Speaker 2: That's pretty hot. Why would she not be talking to
Speaker 2: you at all? I mean, how did that date end?
Speaker 1: The date end? I just pretty much walked into a
Speaker 1: car and said goodbye. But one thing that happened was I,
Speaker 1: like I said, I gave her the coin, you know,
Speaker 1: so she could have good luck. Yeah cute. Well see
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, I didn't give it to her
Speaker 1: to keep. I was just like, you know, like how
Speaker 1: I said, we were joking about it, and so she
Speaker 1: at the quarter and then I didn't even think about
Speaker 1: it when I was saying goodbye, And then about an
Speaker 1: hour later I messaged her and said, oh, sorry, I
Speaker 1: forgot about my coin. I have to give that back
Speaker 1: to me on our next date, you know, and smooth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of feels like it also a little cheap,
Speaker 2: like I want my quarterback.
Speaker 3: Please get another two headed there's no value, it's two headed.
Speaker 2: Well still, I mean, it's not a good look to
Speaker 2: ask for change.
Speaker 3: Wait did did she not respond to that?
Speaker 1: She responded, but it took a really long time, like
Speaker 1: I think it was like the next day or so actually,
Speaker 1: and she was like, can I mail it to you?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, the stamp probably cost more than the coin.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: What did you say to that?
Speaker 1: So then I think it was like two days later,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like I brought her coin to the
Speaker 1: diner and left it with some guy named Hale.
Speaker 3: Oh lucky quarter It doesn't sound very lucky.
Speaker 2: Or she's spreading the luck out into the world. Maybe
Speaker 2: while she had the lucky coin, she meant another amazing
Speaker 2: guy and it works for her. So now she's done
Speaker 2: with the luck?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I hope not.
Speaker 2: But I mean, did you get your coin back from
Speaker 2: the guy at the diner? The real question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the coin back, But it was just
Speaker 1: really weird because obviously she doesn't want to see me,
Speaker 1: and she went out of her way. Yeah, she still
Speaker 1: completely avoided me, and I thought we had a great
Speaker 1: first date.
Speaker 2: So Jeff, we should call her opposing as a coin
Speaker 2: collection agency really make her feel bad. May that's one option.
Speaker 2: It was worth a million dollars. I do think you
Speaker 2: should get your lucky coin out though, right now for this,
Speaker 2: like rubber, let's kiss it, tucking underneath whatever part it
Speaker 2: needs to be tucked under. So we need all the
Speaker 2: luck we can get when we call her and try
Speaker 2: and get your second date. Update right after this.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it all right.
Speaker 2: Update. We've been poking fun at our listener Nash, who
Speaker 2: says he's not that superstitious, but he did jump over
Speaker 2: a crack on the floor before his date started and
Speaker 2: carries around a lucky two headed quarter.
Speaker 3: Why you're playing get lucky right though?
Speaker 2: Brooke did the math job, she figured it out, but
Speaker 2: that two headed quarter did become a focal point of
Speaker 2: their entire lunch. So even let her hold on to
Speaker 2: it for a little bit of luck. You know, he
Speaker 2: forgot that she had it. Didn't even get it back
Speaker 2: till days later when she left it with an employee
Speaker 2: at the diner where they ate.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that's why she's not calling him back though, Well,
Speaker 3: she thought it was a gift because I thought he
Speaker 3: was gifting it to her too, and then when he
Speaker 3: asked for it back, she's like, that's rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he was just being slick. Now did
Speaker 2: you make it clear to her that you were just
Speaker 2: letting her borrow it? Or how did that go?
Speaker 1: Oh? For sure, like I told her like how long
Speaker 1: I've had the coin and stuff like, There's no way
Speaker 1: she could have thought like I was giving at least
Speaker 1: I hope not like I say that. But as I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here thinking about it, maybe that could be it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you weren't clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it could come down to a simple misunderstanding.
Speaker 2: But if we're going to get you another date here, Jose,
Speaker 2: I need you to reach over real quick and rub
Speaker 2: Brooks lucky rabbit's foot. Oh dude, it's like a real
Speaker 2: rabbits foot though, like most rabbits feed? Is that a
Speaker 2: rabbit's foot? Oh wait a minute, let's move Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: forget it, let's just call him.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think so much, guys. Good luck with her.
Speaker 2: Good luck to you, mister luck. Okay, we don't want
Speaker 2: to spread the luck to you. Hello, Hey, is this Ember? Yes,
Speaker 2: you don't have to be afraid of us. We're nice people.
Speaker 2: Mostly we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 4: Uh okay, sorry, I don't know. I don't know you
Speaker 4: know the show.
Speaker 2: That's fine, But you know somebody who's a friend of
Speaker 2: the show that you went on a date with recently
Speaker 2: named Nash. No, sorry, something in your throat there for
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to think about that date.
Speaker 3: Really, No, it was that bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, yeah, no, look.
Speaker 2: That's okay. The reason that we're calling you is because
Speaker 2: we're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're
Speaker 2: trying to help out Nash, who's really confused about why
Speaker 2: you guys aren't meeting up for a second time.
Speaker 3: I mean, I could see he sounds like kind of
Speaker 3: a nervous guy. Maybe he was really nervous on your date.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like during the day, it was really like
Speaker 4: the situation happened at the end, and I honestly like,
Speaker 4: I I don't think he wants me to say it.
Speaker 2: Okay, he stepped on the crack and his mom's like,
Speaker 2: really sick. No, no, no, well you should nomember. The
Speaker 2: way that these things work is our listener agrees ahead
Speaker 2: of time that they're willing to hear whatever it is
Speaker 2: the other person is going to say about them, even
Speaker 2: if it's really embarrassing or awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he listens to the show. He knows that people
Speaker 3: can be brutally honest, so he's he's prepared totally.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't even like you know what he
Speaker 4: told you?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, quick rundown of it is, you guys met online.
Speaker 2: You ended up going out for a lunch date. There
Speaker 2: was some superstition talk involving cracks on the floor and
Speaker 2: a coin that he has that's really lucky. That's two headed.
Speaker 3: He said, you guys laughed lot during the date, Like
Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, it wasn't during the date.
Speaker 4: It was like the end. But since you guys like
Speaker 4: already brought.
Speaker 2: Up the coin, was some confusion that you took the
Speaker 2: coin with.
Speaker 4: You and okay, so he hugged me, good vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I went to my car and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 4: still have the coin, like it meant so much to him,
Speaker 4: Like I felt like I had to get it back
Speaker 4: to him immediately, a.
Speaker 3: Kid, So you knew that it wasn't a gift, No.
Speaker 4: Like I knew it meant something to him. He kept
Speaker 4: talking about it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, okay, So that was an accident, of course.
Speaker 4: But like I get out of the car and I
Speaker 4: see he's up ahead of me, but he wasn't in
Speaker 4: his car yet, so I was trying to like get
Speaker 4: to him before he got in his car. I get
Speaker 4: to the backside window and as I'm about to tap it,
Speaker 4: I see him and his pants are down, oh, like
Speaker 4: all the way down.
Speaker 2: Whoa wow? Are you wait? Are you sure?
Speaker 4: I'm positive? At that point, I was like, okay, I
Speaker 4: need to get the heck out of here.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it, got it.
Speaker 4: But I feel like I avoided like the biggest creep
Speaker 4: in the world. So like that's why I left the
Speaker 4: point at a diner. And like I don't I don't
Speaker 4: know what he was doing. I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know we have not heard this part of
Speaker 2: the story. I don't think Nash even knew you were there.
Speaker 2: He knew, or he would have said, oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: you come pants down in my car?
Speaker 3: I don't know if that makes it better or not, Like,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what the reason could be.
Speaker 2: What's the first reason that comes to your hand? I
Speaker 2: can't say that one allowed.
Speaker 3: But the second reason is I've changed pants in the
Speaker 3: car before.
Speaker 4: Because like, yeah, but he wasn't like moving that much.
Speaker 4: That's the same.
Speaker 2: That's a good sign, that's a good car.
Speaker 3: You go quick on your pants.
Speaker 2: You know what. There's two sides to every story here,
Speaker 2: and this is your side. Ember. We should probably get
Speaker 2: Nash's version of the story because he is on the
Speaker 2: other line right now and wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, No, he's there. I think I remembers are you
Speaker 2: clothed from the waist down or.
Speaker 3: The top up? Like either one?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, she's right. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that she was there.
Speaker 2: Okay, Nash, we're waiting for your explanation of what happened.
Speaker 2: A good time to say something like awkward cough says.
Speaker 4: That you don't even have an excuse.
Speaker 2: Wait, so well, A right, Nash, you're gonna have to
Speaker 2: use your voice here. Okay, just put away whatever you're
Speaker 2: you're playing with.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know Ember would you believe me if
Speaker 1: I told you that. You know, I thought I had
Speaker 1: my coin on me and I you know, I started
Speaker 1: looking through my pants to find it.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, hole in his pocket.
Speaker 3: You took your pants completely off to find a coin?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're going with?
Speaker 1: Dude? Well? What else am I supposed to say? I
Speaker 1: don't I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to say
Speaker 1: here right now.
Speaker 2: I mean that's yeah, you're not supposed to say anything.
Speaker 2: Just tell us the truth. Did you really think you
Speaker 2: lost your coin?
Speaker 1: Yep, I thought I lost my coin.
Speaker 3: Why did you not wait till you got home or
Speaker 3: something immediately?
Speaker 1: Bro, it was a good first date.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's another superstition thing where you take your pants
Speaker 2: off after a good first day to guarantees a second.
Speaker 2: Is that what happened next? It was midday?
Speaker 1: No, actually, I remember, I remember when it was. I
Speaker 1: had some chili pries at the diner on our during
Speaker 1: our day, and I think I totally forget now, but
Speaker 1: now it's coming back to me. Maybe I had some Uh,
Speaker 1: I think I had some chili in my pants. I think.
Speaker 4: This guy is so creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you give her an apology and I hope,
Speaker 3: you know, maybe a lesson here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Emmer, I'm so sorry I said I didn't know
Speaker 1: you were there. And I get the awkwardness of it
Speaker 1: for sure, and and I do appreciate you making sure
Speaker 1: at least I got my coinback and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you're very very welcome for the car.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be creepy or anything like. Oh.
Speaker 4: The thing is, you don't have to try, like you're
Speaker 4: just very creepy. You have no remorse, like you don't
Speaker 4: even care that, like you were literally good your pants down.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, can I ask you this if if you
Speaker 1: didn't remember you had the coin and you didn't come
Speaker 1: back to the car, would we have gone on a
Speaker 1: second date?
Speaker 2: That's a good point. You might not seem super remot
Speaker 2: horse full, like you said, but I think that's just
Speaker 2: because it's a super awkward situation for everybody, and he's
Speaker 2: probably really embarrassed. So would you be maybe willing to
Speaker 2: start over?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think.
Speaker 3: You can recover from that man. You can't be doing
Speaker 3: that daylight in your car.
Speaker 2: Really have no proof of what he did or didn't do.
Speaker 4: He literally admitted to it.
Speaker 2: He admitted to chili fries being on his pants. If
Speaker 2: you're that gullible. It was his fourth story, and I
Speaker 2: believe his four story. Fourth time is always the truth.
Speaker 2: That's what they say, superstitious you got the fourth story
Speaker 2: is the true story. I guess I'm just gonna give
Speaker 2: up trying. Man. I'm sorry, dude, you don't want to go.
Speaker 3: From one guy who doesn't like to wear pants to
Speaker 3: another guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, just to be cool, you and I can
Speaker 2: hang out to a diner, all right, need some chili? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll eat some chili. We'll go to the car. And you.
Speaker 1: Guys thought I would the creepy one. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's try to bond with you, all right, Broke and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: The second date update was a great reminder to one
Speaker 2: get your windows tinted on your car very much. And two,
Speaker 2: when you ride into us, you need to remember you're
Speaker 2: about to hear stuff that might be a little embarrassing
Speaker 2: or weird, so you need to be prepared for that.
Speaker 2: And what's less than zero percent prepared for what we
Speaker 2: found out when we had Nash here The real reason
Speaker 2: he wasn't getting a call back.
Speaker 3: How did you not put on that lesson like, don't
Speaker 3: do that in your car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean maybe go home. Nash clearly didn't know
Speaker 2: what to say. Lots of awkward, so I mean, what
Speaker 2: else do you say? Yeah? The most important thing I
Speaker 2: think we can take away from this is follow us
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