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Speaker 1: love to my nigga. Simply Khalil Khalil, Yeah, what's up, khalil? Nigga?

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Speaker 1: What's up at that retirement home? Bernie? We're gonna send

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Speaker 1: We donna kick you off this goddamn show. The White

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Speaker 1: if it wasn't for kool Aid. I just don't say

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Speaker 1: I'm not even about to sit hereless, but I see

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Speaker 1: I get tool you really, then you let the spoon

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Speaker 1: who work at kool Aid watching this ship, send us

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Speaker 1: we'll bring back up purple source. Rex talk to him

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Speaker 1: berry Fan talk to these mothers. I'm talking about graper

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Speaker 1: Saurus rex to say that. I said, what's some other

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Speaker 1: this year? Oh man, do not don't bring your new boom.

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of meeting motherfucker's. Stop bringing people around this

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Speaker 1: my friend Gregg. I don't give no funk about that.

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Speaker 1: ain't even made yet. Don't bring nobody to the cookout

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Speaker 1: nigga with that rough as the nigger who get who

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Speaker 1: You felt like a dog foot. You never shook that

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Speaker 1: with that dog foot hand that rough fan's dog foot

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Speaker 1: like that. Damn Paul off me, man, Hey, don't bring

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Speaker 1: them a little cheap ass hot dogs. Everything a little

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Speaker 1: they fall through the grill. It's about twelve hot dog.

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Speaker 1: Get to slip there. What the fun? Maybe bright red

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Speaker 1: when you pull them back to back. Then you pink

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Speaker 1: some motion it and everything else. That's what they put in.

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Speaker 1: They stop bringing other people kids to the cookout. They

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Speaker 1: can't nobody to say nothing to him. That look ran

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Speaker 1: Don't bring that attitude. Tell me that I have to

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Speaker 1: talk to whoever I'm talking to. Don't bring none of

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Speaker 1: We all got bills. That got THEMN big ass dog.

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Speaker 1: We know it's supposed to be Obedia, But let's talk

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Speaker 1: people who got dogs think that you're supposed to come

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Speaker 1: dog right, dogs I've known, Get the goddamn dog I

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Speaker 1: my dog so good? He like you him, and be

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Speaker 1: like this with nobody. Well can you get him the

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Speaker 1: funk off me? Uncomfortable? Well? How german up and walk

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Speaker 1: straight up to you, put his nose right in your

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Speaker 1: nuts and get the licking and ship? Who who do

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Speaker 1: you think I am? You're just gonna let your dog

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Speaker 1: He just trying to get a field for you? Man?

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Speaker 1: He about dog, Put your goddamn dog up, and if

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Speaker 1: bring plates. Look, we we know you got roaches, and

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Speaker 1: you know you got roaches, so we're gonna feel no

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Speaker 1: napkins is still in the plastic. Don't you got roaches? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Your ship got to be sealed up. It's got a

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Speaker 1: That's got to be the first. We need to break

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Speaker 1: Don't be telling people what you brought, nigger everybody, no right, no,

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Speaker 1: just let your ship be reck What else do they

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Speaker 1: need to bring ship? It's a bunch of ship they

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Speaker 1: macaroni salad. I know that everybody in these interracial relationships

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Speaker 1: but we don't all like that ship's coat. You white though,

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Speaker 1: here we go. I'm half white. That's alright. You to

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Speaker 1: type that. To show up with that ship, want to trap? No? No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she showed up with the kale, your auntie, the lad

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Speaker 1: the kale out like dressing and put the ship on

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Speaker 1: top of it. I thought it was for display. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: It was too tough. Baby. We couldn't eat it. What

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Speaker 1: kind of agreed? They ain't even cook them, goddamn doing.

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Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna eat now as greens funk that

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Speaker 1: not Hell, you better go. I'm gonna try to be

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Speaker 1: little grains back home. We don't eat that greene like that.

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Speaker 1: We cooked greens over here, babies, and that cold macaroni

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Speaker 1: salad ain't hitting no ship. You can take that ship

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Speaker 1: with child. A girl came over. She brought some grass

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Speaker 1: over here, Lord, bless her heart. She had a salad

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Speaker 1: with pepper, miss and raisins and ship out said you

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Speaker 1: can just put that back in the car. We don't

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Speaker 1: eat that bullshit over here. We're justin. She didn't put

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Speaker 1: cash and almas out in the salad. Baby. I can

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Speaker 1: just hear my auntie going off. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: That should be good. Hell, no man putting nothing there everything.

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Speaker 1: Shout out, stop putting nuts in every fucking thing. Talk

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Speaker 1: to him, bro, you sound seriously, m I ain't got

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Speaker 1: Peanuts okay though a shout out the peanuts, shout out

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Speaker 1: George watching the car. Hey, bro, you ever took your

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Speaker 1: you've been that girl always like you because my mama

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Speaker 1: put always my mama. Check this out. Let's keep it

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Speaker 1: all the way right now. You ever met a NIGGD

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Speaker 1: mom and she was ugly and he was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can keep fuking with this

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Speaker 1: keeping ain't gonna Who are you related to it in

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Speaker 1: can't believe this ship. I see what your daddy stay

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Speaker 1: here for this ship neither. It's terrible. No, I just

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Speaker 1: couldn't be like, man, I'm not about listen to this

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Speaker 1: the way you look at right now, No, I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: come out looking like this bitch. I don't like you

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Speaker 1: haven't met a grandmom, and you ain't like a mom.

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Speaker 1: MoMA is like me. Just it don't matter. That's crazy,

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Speaker 1: It don't matter. Probably put up a big facade. Facade,

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Speaker 1: that's a big word. I ain't never put up a

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Speaker 1: fence for no bit, I mean for a mom, a mom.

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Speaker 1: So you would say that in front of my mom?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and she gonna eat it up. I

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Speaker 1: cutt out of crack handy for this one girl. Mother.

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Speaker 1: I stole my debit card, but then I found my

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Speaker 1: just kept the argument going to change, change the topic

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Speaker 1: of the army. But you have to talk back to

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Speaker 1: me like that, motherfucker. My problem is your tongue sometimes

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Speaker 1: made the mom be cool though, man, especially around the holidays. Man, No,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna be out there. Man. I remember one time

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Speaker 1: Her mamma grabbed my dick in the kitchen, like don't

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Speaker 1: she said, hit it. I didn't want to go. I

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Speaker 1: felt kind of weird. She had a nice grip on

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Speaker 1: it too, had you did grip old lady, like they

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Speaker 1: know how to grab it me. She found her dick

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Speaker 1: on frip and grabbed it right like no, But this

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Speaker 1: one she grabbed my ship so accurately. It started me, Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, niggas don't usually get startled. I was startled.

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Speaker 1: I was like whoa, what the fun you put your

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Speaker 1: hands on? Yeah, it was like you put his hands

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Speaker 1: he made it. Seen now the ship, she said afterwards, confusing,

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Speaker 1: she I thought that bitch was laying I was like,

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Speaker 1: what the fun? What type? Why she having a conversation

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Speaker 1: They never talked about it, telling my mama about how

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Speaker 1: my nix you're happy. That's why your mom would be

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Speaker 1: looking at bring him over there. You ain't tell what

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Speaker 1: you don't know about how your dad to be doing.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how no idea, you never heard

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Speaker 1: of it. First of all, it must be popping, I get.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I've lost this funk right now.

419
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: I don't know whether he's totally different. It must be

420
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: popping because a whole group of people won't funk with

421
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: him that I'm talking about this ship. Shout out to

422
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: the cousin at the cookout that don't look like nobody?

423
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: Who are you? Oh? Original face says mother. Always looked

424
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 1: like somebody semi famous like mother, like James Harden. Who

425
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: is it? Who is that? Familiar faces? Hey, this is

426
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: the eighty five South Show. This is a podcast. For

427
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: tall niggas who don't play sports. They just work a

428
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: quick trip and ship like that regular job. Having taught

429
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: niggas man, Yeah, give me two tiger, motherfucking right man.

430
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: This podcast right here for all the Hispanic ladies that

431
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: work at hotels, make better, real good. You know, y'all

432
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: just started listening to the show Welcome to the family,

433
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: and ship. These little people in the hospital and this

434
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: they fought real ship. Shout out to my nigga who'll

435
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: be listening to the eighty five South show while he

436
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: in dialysis. I forgot your name. Yeah, ain't much love.

437
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it, man, that's what's up. Hell yeah,

438
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: don't keeping hey pinch one of the nurses on the

439
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: ass and just telling Madison, I'm d I got a

440
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 1: little boos. Look my sugar, low I need an eminem

441
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: started acting like a little boy. David to the damnist,

442
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: just like Dolphins and Blue Brad just a crazy round

443
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: that motherfucker. Don't do that. Don't. But I'm just saying,

444
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: if you want, you've got all the excuses in the world.

445
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 1: Blame it on the medicine, Blame it on the right here. Yeah,

446
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: shout out to everybody who got damn unemployed. Right now,

447
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: you're looking for a job, but you don't really want one,

448
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: but you gotta get one because she's getting real. I

449
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: understand because we've been there before. You ever been there before?

450
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: Oh man? All the time? She never been she rich,

451
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: She writes songs for a living, right, No, I still

452
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: have hard times. You don't. What's some of your more

453
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: recent struggles? Last job? Don't be embarrassed? This to eighty

454
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 1: five self show? One time we missed two episodes because

455
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: anybody has struggles like that. Some people have when I'm

456
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 1: I'm with five hundred dollars in the trash bag? Why

457
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,719
Speaker 1: did you have put five hundred dollars in your pocket?

458
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: You had big hopes and a little bit of money

459
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: over there, Your five hundred dollars in the trash bag?

460
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: All trash bag. Wasn't even nearly she had to my mind,

461
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: it was it was all one, and it was in

462
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: a trash bag, my dusty trash. You ain't had no clothes,

463
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: and I thought you was for a couple of it.

464
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: What made your you came with the music? Yeah, where

465
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: are you from again? For a lot of their what's

466
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: what's the county yeah, y'all shout of out. That's what

467
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: y'all do. County people here you yeah, you had another round.

468
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: So many people from Brown County listened to the eight.

469
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: You know a nigger name, Um, what's the nigger name?

470
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: He'll be listening to this shop? Are you talking about

471
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: nigger from Broward? Brown? The nigger with the biggest realm

472
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: trying to when we go down there and be like,

473
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: I got you all what he shout out to that

474
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: nig I don't want to say his name because he

475
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: always got the biggest back on him when we go

476
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: down there, trying out to all the Haitian girls and

477
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: ship too. Yeah yeah, what else they be saying? Papa

478
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: docking though, Hell yeah, you know, I want to give

479
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: a shout out to that I've been meaning. I got

480
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to all of them ladies

481
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: who were that expensive as we've I just want you

482
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: to know that your hard work did not go unnoticed

483
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: there you go that expensive? How much it caused? What's

484
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: expensive what's regular weed? We expensive weed? In expensive ass weed?

485
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: They got some three dollar weave that you can get

486
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: at the gas station behind the counter. Shout out to

487
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: all the holes and slinging hair like it's dope. It's

488
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: we've like weed definitely, Like are there different levels? And

489
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: so what if you want some loud here? Well, how

490
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: much is a pack allowed here? Ship? The most money

491
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: I ever spent on some hair was probably about eight

492
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. What was it? Put some purp? No, that's

493
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: you do not have to spend eight hundred dollars on weeks.

494
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: You take you two hundred dollars and get you some

495
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: dope as weeve. Then you find the nigga you like

496
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: and give him a hundred and twenties. That nigga is

497
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: gonna flip that. Then take another sixty, by y'all, a

498
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: half hounce a week, go to the crib falling in love.

499
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: Bit you still got and sixty dollars left that nigga

500
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: believe you got money like they like many bit. Then

501
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: gave me a hundred and did weekend. I'm suking with

502
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: a bawling like nigga so dumb, you know what. That's

503
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: what I've been saying. Y'all really like four hundred dollars

504
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: away from the nigga you really want to have, like

505
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: give the nigga you with four hundred dollars in cash,

506
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: and they're gonna get this ship together, get you a

507
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: half a week. I'm telling you, just put that ship

508
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: on halfway through when you're trying to go out like

509
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: it's right, goddamn it. But if you got it like

510
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: that by that ship, I know that I still want

511
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: the price expensive. As I said, that's how much I've spent.

512
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: But that's expensive. Yeah, they got some that more than that,

513
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. Damn. She was like like she

514
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: was looking earlier, and that's why they'd be running up

515
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: in the weave spot. They strapped up in there too.

516
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,959
Speaker 1: These wigs ain't in the play with much loved out

517
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: of the ladies who just said fucking it went natural,

518
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: just suck that ship them. That's probably got two point

519
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: three million dollars now, but they can do a lot

520
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: of styles with that. When you're spending eight hundred dollars

521
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: wik ship, let me start with they probably spending all

522
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: that we want to. I want to invite all the

523
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: natural hair girls to the party along with the girls, Yeah,

524
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: to the cookout thet they can all call invited to

525
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: the cooking cushi. Who is that that's to strip? Ain't

526
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: no way they're gonna have one strip or take both

527
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: names one name. What's funny if she was a stripper,

528
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: that would be her fucking name though, Mocha Chanelle Chanel

529
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: for short, that bad beach right over there, There we go,

530
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: There we go, one or two l Okay. She said

531
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: it like you were supposed to know that. I don't

532
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: take more than one ail in my life, and it's

533
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: only in my name. Okay. Who else invited to the cookout? Man, Amber? Amber?

534
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: That's I'm guessing. All. Let's just say everybody on the couch. Yeah, yeah,

535
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: everybody on the couch. Oh hey girl, I don't even

536
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: see you. She had a titter that lasting last bless

537
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: say to you. That's the type of questions we need answer,

538
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: because the type of questions we need answer on this podcast.

539
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: That's who's invited to the cookout. Everybody was decent. Titties.

540
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: They don't gotta be big, just Macon, just decent. I

541
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: want jos Hernandez to come to the cookout. Lynea can, Yeah?

542
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: What about Rihanna? She can? They can come. Not only

543
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: can Rihanna come to the cookout. I'm fixing her plate.

544
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call dips. I'm gonna liking forehead. Stop deals.

545
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: That's me, Rihanna. I got three blunts ready for you.

546
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: All you gotta do. Pull up, you can roll the

547
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: blood on my head. I don't give a fuck. Is

548
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: Embro's coming this year? She better okay, China black China

549
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: kind of come, eat all that food, to eat up

550
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: all that food. Man pregnant, she can't be around all that.

551
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: She put that back rock, Put that back rock, Chill out.

552
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: You're talking to him, eat all. Damn. Nie Sander's gonna come.

553
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders more than man didn't come on, more than

554
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: what we're gonna get you fucked up. I know it

555
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: was tough, you know, Bernie Sanders coming, killing Mike coming.

556
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: Run the Jewels can come, yea, the whole team. I love.

557
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: I love kill looking from the view man, that's my dude.

558
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: I hate to say this ship, but who can't you

559
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: know who you know who probably gonna stop through just

560
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: say hey, Hillary Clinton everywhere some niggas that I hate that.

561
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: She gonna pull up. She she gonna show up and

562
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: be like y'all see my little grand baby, my grandbaby British.

563
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: She got a little black grand baby. She always show

564
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: up and She always wanted to do every dance that

565
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: ever came out and the show how cool she is,

566
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: get tossing them out of the house and tell him

567
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: dude whipping they' She'd be doing it wrong. She'd trying

568
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: to MILLI rock on everybody. You stop, you're sucking it up.

569
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: She's probably gonna stop through my nigga. Jesse Williams coming, Jesse,

570
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: Jesse Williams. Jesse Williams gonna be behind the house with

571
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: all the older cousins smoking weed into an argument with

572
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: the nigg on the grill? Are you cooking all that

573
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 1: park my nigga? Like, Bro, did you see Barack Obama

574
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: on TV today that nigga had a fresh atltup? That

575
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: nigga line up was crispy. He not Monica? What is ill? Listen?

576
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: Lewinsky all over my dress? That's why you hear though,

577
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: I see that's what you say. How did you say? Say? Okay?

578
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: If you ever wondered why she was, that's why she

579
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: am not thirsty. You damn right when Frey came in here,

580
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be thirsty nigga. That is where we differ.

581
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you can get the dick, but I'm not

582
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: about to be a face like that. He loves op.

583
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm coming. I'm not about to get up.

584
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: She told you to tell that to me, she said,

585
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: she said out there in the minute, she said me,

586
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: you sure open probably be slick. She wouldn't even want

587
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: nobody to know you're getting the buzzer. She just go

588
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: outside and turn the cars. Hello, come talk to me

589
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: for a men to get in the car, ships start driving.

590
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: The car just started ding. Nigga, no draft? What what if?

591
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: What if you work open though? She ain't even text you.

592
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: You just look outside. This is Nigga standing next to

593
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: a limo, like, come on, oprah w that dick? Bro?

594
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: Come on getting the car? You know what it is? Yeah,

595
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: but hey, but getting the car, Bro, don't don't make

596
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: me sorryhead to knock you out last. You don't even

597
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: know he knocked you. You just wake up at open house? Bro?

598
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What the fund am I paying? What

599
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: day is it? Who else coming to the cook at?

600
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: Who's gonna pull up this sho gonna get killed? Man?

601
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: You know who's gonna pull up? Man? Kiss? Who else

602
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: gonna pull up? Man? Who's gonna pull up? Oper? Definitely

603
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: ain't coming out and she did. It's gonna be with

604
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: a ladder cease of desist, nigger. What if Bill Cosby

605
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: pull up, I'm put my hand over my drink. What

606
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: else are I'm supposed to say at that point? Man,

607
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby gonna pull up? What if Steve Harvey pull

608
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: up and act like he had the wrong place? Oh

609
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: this ain't richest cook guy. No, that would be dope.

610
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: That would be dope. He got to pull up, man

611
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: smoking at least? Yeah, who the young nigga pull their

612
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: pants up. I'm come to the n We got to

613
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: the hes. Gonna come through with a big big bottler

614
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 1: respect how songs that tastes just like everything? Playboy, that's

615
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: my son. Yeah, he got the burque called respect. Put

616
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: some respect on the playboy. I put respect on my

617
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: son's name because that's my little Wayne. Little Wayne gonna come,

618
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,439
Speaker 1: but he's gonna leave when he see bird Ma. Little

619
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: Wayne gonna drink. He's gonna come get it to go play.

620
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: Little Waine gon drink all the sprite. He's gonna pull

621
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: it over it a foe. All the sprite. We should,

622
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: We should and see how it turns out. Invite Sierra

623
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: and future. But don't tell them. Fure Well, Russell gonna

624
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: come with them, Dad jeans on, you gonna be there,

625
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: Michael Jodan Pants from Brother Future. That cousin. They pull

626
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: up and he ain't gonna get out the car. He's

627
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: just gonna sit out. They bring me to real back here, Bro,

628
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: it's Tiger and Kindie gonna pull up. They got to.

629
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: They gotta pull up, They got to. I don't want

630
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: a car. Dash ain't baby so bad? It's sad. This

631
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: is getting straight trying to compete with China. Now, I

632
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: thought Tyger was a that's gonna be something that's so

633
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: your baby mama won't let you have a ship by yourself.

634
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: You're saying all the Kardashian is welcome, they can come. Actually,

635
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: they're gonna probably pay for the cookout, believe it or not. Right,

636
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: they're gonna get entertainment to to pay for the whole ship.

637
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: If they cook out gonna be crazy once they get

638
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: ahold of it. It's gonna be a production. Everybody who

639
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 1: had to sign a waving ship. You trying to cook

640
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: on our snap that bitch because it's cooking everything at

641
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: the cookout. I don't know, I don't know. Snapchat. I

642
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: don't know how to find no, but I'm looking for

643
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: the strippers that be neked on that bitch. I'm so

644
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: sick of seeing regular ass snaps and happy birthdays and

645
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: drinks and ship Why your business always not you? I'm

646
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: just I'm sorry, I'm speaking out of it. But why

647
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: did the women get on Snapchat and just want to

648
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: mouse all the words to the rap song? This? This

649
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: is not a video. I don't do that. You get

650
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: one lip song's swiping down? What is that move? Every song?

651
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: They seen? This fun when they do that swipe down,

652
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: swipe your finger down. You know they don't never know

653
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: the words. They don't never know the words. I don't know.

654
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: You look so dumb right now. This is if I

655
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: go on your social snap it right now, there you go.

656
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: If I go on your social media and I see

657
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: any pictures with the dogs, I don't need want to

658
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: with you no more. I can't do it. Man. They

659
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: put the dog filter on the lady. Why put the

660
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: dog filter on the lady in the coffin? They did

661
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 1: it to somebody, Grandma, you stop lying, Stop motherfucker playing.

662
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: They had the dog face on this ship. Why I

663
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: like the dog face so much, but don't like dogs. Niggas.

664
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: We're out here, and why ain't a bunch of dudes

665
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 1: posting pictures with the cat face scratched the screen? Stop

666
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: that ship, man, that's what it does. I tried. It

667
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: don't work. It do not work. It don't make you

668
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: look manly. Just st eighty five Self Show. This is

669
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 1: a podcast for niggas who still charges if ain't nobody's

670
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: phone plugged into it? Who charges ahead? Man? Women? This

671
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: is for people who never stay at their own house,

672
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: so they charge afraid and could start a fire any minute.

673
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: Stop that ship, motherfucker? Where the wires is actually showing?

674
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: Because you always roll it up exactly. Nick took a

675
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: lot of explaining how you how you liking this self Show?

676
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: I like it, I feel at home. We don't like it.

677
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: You just you just look like you didn't. She just

678
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: looked like the dope man girlfriend like you just date

679
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: the nigga who sailed the real dope. No, I don't don't,

680
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't. I don't date dope. That's good.

681
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm scared because you don't want to la you go later.

682
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna do the time for me. Ever thought about

683
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: down at me. It looked cold that das kid boy,

684
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: who is me? That's poetry, my nigga. If I did,

685
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: if I did data trap nigga and kid I spoke broccoli.

686
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I could not finish it. I couldn't finish it.

687
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: I said, if I dated the trap niga, I will

688
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: hold him down. I don't believe that. So you would

689
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: go to jail for don't he go? No, that's the

690
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: that's holding me down. You hold down these pound No.

691
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: I ain't going to jail for Noga. That's out down.

692
00:41:55,239 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: That's fine. Yeah, holdise. I ain't saying just standing out

693
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: on the corner. Put him in the house, talk him

694
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: somewhere and make sure they hear when I come back.

695
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: What's so hard to understand? Okay, that's different. But I'm

696
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: not going to jail for you, bro Okay, what if

697
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: they're in there that's yours. Did you think WoT come

698
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: down there and say, hey, look, I'm sorry. It was

699
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: a little mixed up. I told we both going to jail,

700
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: so you guys will stay in there and let me

701
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: excuse me. Wait a minute, you made a mistake. You

702
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: like my girlfriend up? That was my drugs I don't

703
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: even know him. And look at the TV. That's just

704
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: say vaginal, did you get Yeah? It was vaginal. I

705
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: don't know why Forensic Files is on that ship, dope,

706
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: because we're on some intellectual ship here at the eighty

707
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: five South shows. You learned there seemen on every podcasts

708
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: for niggas who everything and got seen this podcast for

709
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: niggas who studying they get their g D right now,

710
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: you gotta didn't You just get it. It's for niggas

711
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: who about to go get d and they get a

712
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: spin diploma. Motherfucking right, man, I found my niggas who

713
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: about to enroll in Barber College. Man, starting over? Just

714
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: cut here, get good, you're good. But that's who this

715
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: ship is for. Though. Man, I don't know if you

716
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: know that ship, but whatever I'm about to get the

717
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: who else is it for? Who else? Yeah? This is

718
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: what the people have to cook out that come to

719
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: the cook out to grab your dick. Let's let's let's

720
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: talk about this. Give it up, auntie to grab your dick. Bro,

721
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to stop bringing that ship up because

722
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 1: when you say that ship, people think that means like

723
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: my real auntie, like my mom I said, Anti, I

724
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: didn't say what you're talking about. The personal story. It

725
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: wasn't my real auntie, now, you just it was just lacle.

726
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: Was this later he met at the looking store. We're

727
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: on the dog. Did she touch you in the middle part?

728
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: She touched me on my middle part. It was like

729
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: it was let's go through the therapy talking a different

730
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: type of lady. Because she used to drink her bill

731
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: through a strong I don't know. He mad at the

732
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: look stuff. Why would you even be around her? I

733
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: don't know what I was a child? Then, well, wait,

734
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: so she molested you know, she just told me how

735
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: to be a man. She did so really we should

736
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: be thinking her right now. I mean ship, she made

737
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: this nick get a job. They shout out the backwoods

738
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: just for keeping it so motherfucking real man, backwoods, Backwoods.

739
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: They're gonna send her something. They did. I meant to

740
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: bring something for y'all to it. They look like anybody

741
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: needs some Backwoods. Let me know, shout out the backwoods

742
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: for keeping it all the way real. She looked like

743
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: a little They sent me some limited edition Backwoods. Yeah,

744
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's that. I guess something. I don't even know

745
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: if I'm supposed to have them. These are called the

746
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: masters reserves. I ain't smoking. I don't know which masters

747
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: they were. I think it was a slave owners, but

748
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: it's too many slave owners in blood wraps that you

749
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: saw this ship with the Jack Daniels. They just found

750
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: out that the slave had the recipe for the Jack.

751
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the real Niggers who have been

752
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: had the recipe. His name was Nearest Green. Shout out

753
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: to him, and now to Nav Green. We're gonna ask Navy.

754
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: He looked just like Nav. I saw a picture. If

755
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: Nav had a big mustard, I was. They said, Hennessy

756
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: been out since like eighteen sixty three, so that let

757
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: me know that slaves drunk Hennessy to hell yeah, hell yeah.

758
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think they. I think they

759
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: was drinking whatever my man was making before. They were

760
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: thinking that Jack Daniels. Before with Jack Daniels, they keeping

761
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: if you thought the fourth of julyast show was crazy,

762
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: wait till we do the Black History One show when

763
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: we actually have to tell you about all the niggas

764
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: who inventised ship that got forgot them about. I was

765
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: only at the last time. That's a whole another year

766
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: when my granddad William started, if you don't say a

767
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: black history fact every day, you ain't black. I'm gonna

768
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: get y'all a black history in fact straight from my granddaddy.

769
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: My granddaddy said they've been smoking blunt since the fifties. Yeah,

770
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: I believe I did not know that. He said they

771
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: were smoking blunts. What do you think Scooby Doo was about?

772
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: Scooby Dooby Doo? Where are you? I got something to

773
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: do now? That mean I'm trying to buy this week

774
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: or I gotta go in there to work. How did

775
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,479
Speaker 1: you put all that together? My brother? Look, you gotta

776
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: look beyond that. Is that a black history in fact?

777
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: She said, Dudies, I just felt like any facts, Yeah,

778
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 1: at least one black. Yeah, Scooby Doo had hood triters

779
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: on that. You travel a lot. Where have you been recently?

780
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: That handsome good at this week? Um Connecticut was all right?

781
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: Shout out to the plue. I just came back from

782
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: I just came back from Texas and that week with

783
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: some motherfucking good. It put me to sleep. It was good.

784
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: That's good because I got some bullshit in Texas. I

785
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: got a pound for fifty dollars in Texas. Get the

786
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: funk out of here. It was a Mexican dude, and

787
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: it was the size of a wallet. It was fitted fitted.

788
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah a pound, did you pay for it? And pays? Man?

789
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: I just gave. I gave him some the bloones. I

790
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: had a little leftover pirate treasure. You know i'd be

791
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: out here pillage in this ship. You know I'm I ain't.

792
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: I'll be state to state ot like motherfucker's I pay.

793
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: I bought some weeds. Hey, look I remember I saw

794
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: that dude. He thought I had two pounds. It was

795
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: rabbit food. I learned that from a little booty. But yeah,

796
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm the only nigga jack without a get talk to him,

797
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: Talk to him. Daughter had a block, but it was

798
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: melted candle. We at Shut the fun out of here.

799
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: This nigga got trapped tails and everything. Man talking about

800
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: how is your fault that your latman from the future

801
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: you brought that ship to the show. I mean, what

802
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: is going on to It's only so much future that

803
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: you can listen to. This is what I want you

804
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: all to do. Tell Nicks how to turn up right

805
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: now at the cookout. I say the cookout, then dad

806
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: down a little bit. How can you bring the cook

807
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: out back? Get the ox cord from whoever fucked it up?

808
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: Whoever two hours of floortry, you need to sit their

809
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: ass down somewhere. I like floors, but not for no

810
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: two hours. You all gotta say shots. Everybody gotta say shots.

811
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna get up with your bring a substance. If

812
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: you know y'all, get to it. If you know y'all drink,

813
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: don't show up without no drink. If you know y'all smoke,

814
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: short with smoke, and you know what, you know what's

815
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: not acceptable? Just showing up with blunt. Come on, that's

816
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: not equal to the weeds. He I got blunts. I

817
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: don't give what fun. I'm sea, I got weed. I'm

818
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: gonna go to the store and get my own blunt.

819
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: My wigs speak to him here. Don't come and smoke

820
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: and then try to get you to go play to leave.

821
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: Non nigked, damn chill. Yeah, be uncomfortable. We know you

822
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: socially see your little weird ass down. Be weird, get

823
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: roasted off by whoever at the picnic. I get a

824
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 1: little paranoid with I'm hot. We'll sit your dumbass down

825
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: right quick. That's what it is. That's how you bring

826
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 1: the bring the cook out back. Man trying to leave,

827
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: stop trying to deal. What would you play though, Like

828
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: once you got the arfsicle, what would you play? I

829
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: want to see my auntie twork. Everybody don't want Yeah,

830
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. I'm gonna take my ship old school. I'm

831
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: gonna have a whole family. I'm not playing that. I'm

832
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: not playing guess what. I'm gonna bring the ship right

833
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: back with two little words. That's it. That's when they

834
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: hear that ship nigga is gonna be like all ship

835
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: nigger electric slad time I'm talking about. That's when your

836
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: grandma get from behind the walker and your granddaddy getting

837
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: up at the wheel chair nigger. That's the electric slad. Yeah,

838
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: over with the lad that's in that song, like twelve

839
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: minutes long. All the songs old they try to say songs.

840
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: Don't be saying nothing now listening to them old songs.

841
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: What's that one joint? Get down on it, get down

842
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: on it, get down on it, get down out, get

843
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: down on it, get down on it, down, get down

844
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 1: all the world. Little if you want to I'm gonna

845
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: gonna play some Betty right because I want to hear

846
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: some old stories. You want to hear some nasty old

847
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: story that I had to get grown to figure out

848
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: that the old songs was nasty as hell. The clean

849
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: woman ain't about cleaning up. That's about stealing nigga's boyfriend.

850
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: First of all, she was fourteen when she saying that.

851
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: Who then knew that fans Stand was original name. They

852
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: had to say, look to dial it back a little

853
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: bit fast fast right. That's right. Everybody that is going on,

854
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: stop coming on the stop coming in disrespecting legends. Man,

855
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: she's the legend. Okay, I didn't say she Wasn't you

856
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: want to talk about, Well, you're not gonna shout out

857
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: Marvin's's he coming the candy licker. He coming to the

858
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: Mr Joy and the cookout. He said, Jody will lick

859
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 1: you up, Jody will lick you down. Nigga, stop turning around.

860
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: These niggas gonna know that he was eating the booty.

861
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: Wait before it was. Come on, bro, talk to him

862
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: way before it was. He won't be the candy licking.

863
00:51:54,239 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: Uh uh uh. That's the whole song. Candy Lift. Would

864
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: you do it? What eat the booty? Eat? But what man,

865
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to stay healthy. I'm not gonna have healthy.

866
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm eating, taking baking in the boy,

867
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: the baby, and it's good for you. I was thinking

868
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: the same ship like, I don't even really eat chicken

869
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: like that. No more. If you ain't eating the groceries,

870
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: ain't you gonna not? Why would you want that? I

871
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: ain't eating non days over here like that? Him. No,

872
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: that's the only way you can love me. Shit, No,

873
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: is it your birthday or something? It's my birthday every day.

874
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: I just want to have you ate your No, have

875
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: not eat my own finger out there, eat your an

876
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: see if your asses? What do you don't have me

877
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: trying to take about your cooking? What do you think

878
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: about you? First of all, if you're a bit that

879
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: would take your own ship, then you dirty. I think

880
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: she meant pussy. I don't like Okay, just say that, okay,

881
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: because that was are you talking about? Yeah? That sh

882
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: ain't gonna never sound God damn, that ship made my

883
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: legs hurt. What she was about to ask me? Nothing?

884
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: I ain't ship The nasty look nasty? The met to

885
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 1: go to Tim but she turned that bitch to a left. No,

886
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: we can't sit here in flex much loved all the

887
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: niggas who ate ass and that EVENTU ain't talking to you,

888
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 1: So you don't know if you did it right? Why

889
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: did you do it? Like something left being made off

890
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: more than you could like, man, I've been I didn't

891
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: eat an she texting back fans like she was, like

892
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: how you because see I was just in there like

893
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: you got how long was you eat that? Ain't that

894
00:53:55,239 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: about minute? Oh nigger? You know you don't real real

895
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: you know you can't eat as No, no longer than

896
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: eight minutes? You gross? Eight minute maximum. It shouldn't be

897
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: like an all day thing like it's it's the in

898
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: and out like down somewhere else. What if the nigga,

899
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: what if the nigga don't eat it? Just ain't. Look

900
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: you see I do it, but it ain't. I just

901
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 1: I just stopped by the booty. You saw that like

902
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: I would eat it, but it ain't gonna eat it.

903
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: I could have ate it, you saw I could have

904
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: ate it, could it? But ain't I could have ate it.

905
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 1: You gotta be quicker than that. You gotta be quicker

906
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: than that. Almost by the booty real quick. Then back

907
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: to the puss. I got to go to the house. Hello,

908
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: said hello to the pusst hole. We're around bout the

909
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 1: booty hole. I got that the booty for about three licks,

910
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: got on up at it, put my coat on and left.

911
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 1: I didn't even get out the car. I just made

912
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: a loop. I went around the car. He made a loop.

913
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: That's too good, that's too horrible. All right, how'd your

914
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: boot it? I'm good? Shout stupid. I can't wave in

915
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: flat and come back. He until, First of all, I

916
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: don't even wear my hair like this on a regular

917
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,720
Speaker 1: You do gonna get your gender from the block on today.

918
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: I took my weave out, yes, and I watched it

919
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: as you should. Hum that ship back up. Then we

920
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: smelled like a bunch of pennies. It would have been

921
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: a problem. You would have tried to roast and I would.

922
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: You wouldn't to try. You're gonna get him together. We

923
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: would have succeeded. You can't beat tell them who This

924
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 1: podcast is for people with synthetic hair who don't want

925
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: And then that ship getting our eye and we got

926
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: to go to the emergent room because we almost go

927
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: blind because I don't know what that ship made out of,

928
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: but it feels like it's dipped in bleach. She got

929
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: in my Yeah, shout out to all the strong independent

930
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: women out here. They're struggling like a month my own self,

931
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: all right, quick being so me um Independence Day. I

932
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: don't need nobody kill oh ship man. This has been

933
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: a dope ass holiday. I'm glad y'all. Stop through the cookout, man,

934
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: you got anybody you want to say hello to it?

935
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: Giving the shout outs, wish well stunt on any bitches

936
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: who thought she wasn't gonna make it. Oh yeah, I

937
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do that. Why would give the popularity but

938
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: for hating. I'm not even gonna do it. I just

939
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: custom the out while we were sitting here. Okay, do

940
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: a text. How many emojis you put in your cups out?

941
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: Because I don't take nobody emoji serious and the cuss out.

942
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: Any nigga call theirself wonder Man need to kill themselves. Okay,

943
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: you're not wonder Man. So now everybody who who they

944
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: wander Man, they're gonna know that she's been sucking with

945
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,919
Speaker 1: wonder Manna. It's never happened. Okay, that's what you want.

946
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: Who Wonder Man exactly a nobody. It's not even real.

947
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: I know it's a wonder Woman, is man? This nigga

948
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: wonn he got on the same ship Wonder Woman got on,

949
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: backing the funk out of here. Wonder Man. That's Clayton

950
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: English saying that ship famous now, wonder Man. I'm just asking, hey, look,

951
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: don't hey man, he's gonna blow up the question. They're

952
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: gonna blow above you sit my name on the podcast.

953
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: Wonder Man. It's time to go and drop the ham

954
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: on the nigga man my name, Yeah, African, it's gonna

955
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna go more like a baby. Why do you

956
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: put me on blast? You do that? People? Wonder wonder?

957
00:57:54,400 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 1: I wonder you wonder wo Man? What you're not wonder that?

958
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: Don't wonder what you're not gonna do. You're not gonna

959
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: get on this show and disrespect African people. That's what

960
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: you're not gonna do. People that they know what. I

961
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: don't work with my Africans. But we got we got

962
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: niggas from Tanzania who listened to this man. Tanzania, then

963
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: snap on your glass too. We got thirty one niggas

964
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: from Somalia that listened to the show. Religious man, I

965
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: got a partner out there in Zambia, Nigga who got

966
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: the hyena puppies for the low. I got two of

967
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: you ever wanted to get you a spotted laughing hyena?

968
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: You know? I got two light skinned chicks with dark

969
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: skin and elbows that live in Cape Town and listened

970
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: to every episode. Bro Man, Well, you know I know

971
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: a Liberian girl. I know seven kings. They live in

972
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: New York. They live in New York, but they can

973
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: tell telling you, bro, this show, this eighty five South

974
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: show could acted all over to mother fucking place. You know.

975
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: I've been around the world, man, That's what I'm every episode.

976
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: I just try to get people to understand what we're

977
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: doing over here. People used to watch us on Hell

978
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: Date in Africa. We over him shout that out. Remember that.

979
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: That's how I got to ten people from well usually

980
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: have mobile now, yeah, I don't know how old they are.

981
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: They might not got the internet. I'm personally sending the

982
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: invite to all the Africans comes to the cookout. I

983
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: don't know if yeah, that's what's that? And you're saying

984
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: it wrong? How you say it I don't even know

985
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: what I KNOWD what are y'all? Beef and cut? You

986
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: all two different kind of likens liked. They just don't

987
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: agree about nothing. Look, all I know is all I

988
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: know is I came in here and it's something about it.

989
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: Might be one half of her that just feels the

990
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: need to be better than everybody. You got to acknowledge

991
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,959
Speaker 1: the privilege. I don't know if it's just you gotta

992
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: be like I have to be. I don't know, I

993
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm totally Russell Westbrook me. She trying to

994
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: be an alpha light skin. That's what it is. And

995
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: she keeps going to the hoop attention. It's real, It's

996
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: not real, it's real. It was real nice. I know

997
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: y'all faking love. This fake love ship is gross. We

998
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: keep it all the way right at the thing. Yes, Yeah,

999
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, we know each other.

1000
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: You ever got into it with a mother that you

1001
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: roll with, but you just had to play it cool

1002
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: till you get close to your house. Hell no, I

1003
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 1: got uber nigga those days over with. You don't know

1004
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: how long it might take the uber right even ever

1005
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 1: been going the opposite way that you want. Basically, just

1006
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: have a little like walking talking. Are you sucking up? Broke?

1007
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: Stid around the wrong way? Just scared the funk out

1008
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: of me the other day. I'm sitting there with my

1009
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 1: phone on the GPS, right this ship said I was

1010
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: one minute away from myself if I walked. Shout out

1011
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: to all the bitches that go to Miami for Memorial

1012
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: Day weekend and order Uber but they keep They always

1013
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: canceled it out at the end and say they had

1014
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: a bad trip so they get a refund. How did

1015
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 1: not I did not miss it, and they were refund

1016
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: every motherfucking trip to Star But check this out. I

1017
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: did not know that there was so many fun and

1018
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: sproke bitches like they'd be real fine and real eidemic,

1019
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: Like when the holidays come up, they go to Miami

1020
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: and should be eleven deep in the hotel. One bit

1021
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: slept in the sink. Yeah, I saw damn this bitch

1022
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: in sinc sleep. One girl went down, leaning up on

1023
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: the mirror, just knocked out. I was like, this bitch

1024
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: in the sink sleep n One girl she was sleeping

1025
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: in the closet on a hangar. This talk herself up

1026
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: on a hangar man a little she was in a

1027
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: little closed bad she zipped it up about halfway knocked out.

1028
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: Two bitches in the tub. Come on, man, bit just sleeping,

1029
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:28,919
Speaker 1: like my turn to go to sleep. We love him, though,

1030
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. Hell yeah, because they shouldn't

1031
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: be doing that. Don't go that deep nowhere. I'm telling you, dog,

1032
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: you got to like. If you like, if you're successful

1033
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 1: and you got a few dollars, you gotta fun with

1034
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: people who don't have ships. I mean, eleven people's statistics

1035
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: are like one in ten. So yeah, listening one, are

1036
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: y'all gonna kill the other one? Somebody sick? Don't need

1037
01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: to go shut the ten people? People, people, five people,

1038
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: The numbers start trailing off everybody. All right, we're good.

1039
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: Kill people everybody. Okay, Hell no, I can't find my keys.

1040
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna make yet. What time we leaving?

1041
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 1: I run to the house real quick, like all types

1042
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: of ships. All right, man, you already get the funk

1043
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: out of here. This ship has been crazy. It's been

1044
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: a dope ass holiday. We recorded this podcast in the

1045
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: future and we brought it to you laugh From July fourth,

1046
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: two thousand and seventeen, and that's possible. Now this ship

1047
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: is recorded from two thousand and seventeen, so Nick, you

1048
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 1: can listen to this ship for two years straight if

1049
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: you want to know how to few, you want to

1050
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: who the president is the way, it's just for yourself.

1051
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: Since we're keeping it out of real we ain't even

1052
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: supposed to be here. We're working on the honor system.

1053
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,439
Speaker 1: Just we trust everybody to keep doing what the funk

1054
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: they're doing. Ship funked up right now. It might be raining,

1055
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: you're probably sitting there a creb man with a whole

1056
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,919
Speaker 1: bunch of food. And keep in mind, you can still

1057
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: change this still. You know it's up in there just

1058
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 1: right because we came back. We don't do something different.

1059
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: We would tell you how we got to the future,

1060
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 1: but then you'll be worried about my motherfucking business. Then

1061
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: you'll be trying to show up and send me tell oh,

1062
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: you go to the future? Bit you ain't even here.

1063
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? How did you get this number? Damn?

1064
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: Damn lowest, Damn. So you and Clayton just go to

1065
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 1: the future. Don't say ship God, damn bro, that's that

1066
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 1: wilding now ship hu man, they you one bit like

1067
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: and you brought that light skined bitch with you. Bro

1068
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: on some real ship though, Bro, what the future hole?

1069
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: And was in the future? They said the thing about

1070
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: about the ship, I did because I've been doing a

1071
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: little bit of ship. I'm figured the future they're gonna

1072
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 1: have to start. Bro. Am I still lasting next week?

1073
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: That will sort bro? You see me? Hell yeah, I

1074
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: ain't seen you, but I looked at your Instagram n

1075
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:14,959
Speaker 1: lights that will again future lit. My hed got longer.

1076
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: Hey man, will you go to the future? Tell me?

1077
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: I said it was, Hey man, just see if I'm

1078
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: healthy or not? Money? What's your future looking like? Brady?

1079
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: Right right? Yeah? Like? Why what you're doing? That's what

1080
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 1: they tell That's what I'm saying. What you're doing in

1081
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: the future, what I'm doing, What you're doing in the future.

1082
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: What you want to tell you in the past, You're

1083
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,959
Speaker 1: not lit. What I want to tell me that is, bitch,

1084
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: do not come here next time without a here due me.

1085
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: It's good. I thought you had a hat on. Don't

1086
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 1: be taking us serious like a cool lads had I

1087
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: thought this a little hat with the fuzz like that.

1088
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought it was about I

1089
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 1: like this ship. You keep that. Ain't you coming here

1090
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: trying to be cute? Let me trying to be cute.

1091
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: You're not gonna know you know more. We're trying to

1092
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: brand new. Who the fuck is you? Who is this?

1093
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 1: Reintroduce yourself? Right? You need to wash her hand, right,

1094
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 1: You need to look like you every time you come

1095
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: to this mother. Who is this? Who? All right? So

1096
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: that's it. You got ship up from the future. No,

1097
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: I'm done. See why I'm told you, man, she ain't

1098
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 1: work with she in the future up here just not

1099
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: doing ship. So now I'm not working. You ain't the future.

1100
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: You're doing the same ship you were doing in the pad.

1101
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: I ain't doing too much. Why the fund you in

1102
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: the You shouldn't. You shouldn't stay pass. We're in the

1103
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: past doing future mister ship. You're doing pass ship. That's lame.

1104
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: In the past. I was getting money in the future,

1105
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm getting money. Ain't even ship. Don't ship with pickles,

1106
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: many black everything. It's the honest system. These things know

1107
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,919
Speaker 1: it's coming right back. I know who I'm not bringing

1108
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: to the future again. She didn't really work out like

1109
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: I thought. It was, like, No, she cool, but she

1110
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 1: mad past tense. Yeah, she passed it. Now I can

1111
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: see if he was present tense in the future. We

1112
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: didn't even tell you we was in the future to

1113
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: we was about to leave, and now you don't. I'm

1114
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: just getting the hair up. No star, believe much for everybody.

1115
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 1: Can't take time traveling, right, it's not for everyone. They've

1116
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: never really been around the futuristic niggas. When later on

1117
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: gonna be like the futuristic niggas was I don't really

1118
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,919
Speaker 1: I don't really like want to disturb what you guys doing,

1119
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: But like, did you take me back to the past? No, Look,

1120
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: she'd be worried about She ain't gotta worry about. Look,

1121
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: can you take me back to the pants getting laid?

1122
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 1: And ain't really trying to look travel time? Look, I

1123
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 1: don't know what you're tripping back. We already fuck to

1124
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 1: weekends ago. Like okay, well I'm straight. You already said

1125
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: you don't eat booty. I can't. I can't. But in

1126
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: two weeks you don't realize that you can't eat her booty.

1127
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 1: You'll see all the details, like now I can't eat

1128
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 1: your I can't eat your booty, the half growing back,

1129
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't it's the half growing back. I

1130
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: can't do it. I'm sorry. I catch you later. You

1131
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: say no that juicy ja. Yeah, just stopped right by

1132
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:42,599
Speaker 1: the booty made Luke, came over back, came back around. Yeah.

1133
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,799
Speaker 1: Man went down there about the boot on the whoop whoop.

1134
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: All right, man, this ship is crazy man, y'all, y'all

1135
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: awesome man, Hey man, thank you for coming. He had

1136
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: a great energy. We're gonna leave it. We're gonna get

1137
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 1: a little extra we do go back. We're gonna ask

1138
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: and should we have you back? I can't wait now.

1139
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 1: I mean, she thinks she killed and ship. Y'all don't

1140
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: need that as a comment prediction. Yes, what a comment

1141
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: prediction for yourself. That bitch was born in don't bring

1142
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: her back? Not even popping like that? How many it's regular?

1143
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:34,599
Speaker 1: Only like nine? Nine? I got nine. I got literally

1144
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 1: nine people following me. Y'all need to follow me? My

1145
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 1: off and I don't know what it is if I

1146
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 1: keep posting that I'm out of town. I'm sorry. You

1147
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: don't never go. I do have a lot of fake

1148
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: pages though, you know what you got almost every day?

1149
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: No people, people can't fish other people with my pictures.

1150
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:52,200
Speaker 1: What's the picture they used the supposed that you do.

1151
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: You know, I want you to tell it, explain it

1152
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: to the people out there to post that you're doing

1153
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,440
Speaker 1: of the picture that they used the most for catfishing?

1154
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,240
Speaker 1: Are you on a sink? Am I honest think? No?

1155
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,719
Speaker 1: I'm standing next to a bed. Okay, I was gonna

1156
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 1: ask it was a bad room a bed. Motherfucker's love

1157
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,559
Speaker 1: you too much on Instagram? Yeah, post the picture ain't

1158
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: seen yesterday I was Brady too lit now today I'm

1159
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 1: just Brady. It's real life crazy. So people try to

1160
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 1: be you by being you. The fake page got more

1161
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: followers that be you than you are. Yeah, it's a

1162
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:35,639
Speaker 1: gay dude, he'd be like, let's it's a ga. It's

1163
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 1: a gay dude. Like, bitch, give me your life. You

1164
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: don't know what to do when the person got a

1165
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 1: whole style to show you how to sleep your old life. Bitch,

1166
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: give me your life. Hold on post some ship he

1167
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: can still keep me. Yes, bitch, give me your limp.

1168
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,679
Speaker 1: Let me tell you your ship. Talking about I see

1169
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 1: you trying to take my style, but don't take the

1170
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: fake page. Leaven comments like I would never wear no

1171
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 1: ship like that. If you think this is me. You

1172
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: a goddamn food horrible ship. Hey, the fake pages out

1173
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: here coming up. They're gonna steal your ship and sell

1174
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 1: it back. Nigga, I'll be like hell came up with

1175
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:26,959
Speaker 1: the names. Speaking of which, I just got my Instagram

1176
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 1: very fat. So you know what that means. Oh, I

1177
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,760
Speaker 1: got one to send some titties to my inbox. I

1178
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: need some some very fat titties. Don't send me no

1179
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 1: regular ones. Send me a very fat tties. God damn it,

1180
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:43,280
Speaker 1: I need another check some some some titties with I

1181
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 1: very found. Send them to me. It's like you don't

1182
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,760
Speaker 1: know the titties unless you see the nipples. There you go.

1183
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,559
Speaker 1: They could be anything you wanted to two knees pushed together.

1184
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,720
Speaker 1: You don't know until you see the nipples. Remember when

1185
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: Little Boozes said, I'm the nipples on the titty. He's

1186
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 1: the most important part. He changed what's going on. He

1187
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 1: did say that. That changed the whole landscape, like I'm

1188
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: the nipples on the titty. When he said that ship,

1189
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 1: it gave me like a vision, like I never thought

1190
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 1: to be the nipples on the titty. What part of

1191
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,120
Speaker 1: the city. I just thought I was gonna be the

1192
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,879
Speaker 1: whole you want to be, then be the whole. Goddamn,

1193
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 1: this motherfucker got scarpet face, ambitious, right, and the whole

1194
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:26,839
Speaker 1: tit chick. But then when I was like the nipples,

1195
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 1: what kind of nipples you like them? I like them

1196
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: PlayStation nob nipples and big ones, hits stick nipples, hit

1197
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: stick nipples. Yeah, play two K on them? Yeah, light

1198
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 1: of dark. Yeah, really, I'm not too chill. You need

1199
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,680
Speaker 1: a little differentiation and color. I don't need them to

1200
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: be the same size because then I'm not sure when

1201
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 1: he comes to titties, just have two of them, like

1202
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: I can work or asked. Man, I'm a vagina man,

1203
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: but I don't give a fuck if you know, just

1204
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,720
Speaker 1: yeah because if it like what wife said, you had

1205
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,800
Speaker 1: to pick, like I know, business with bigger asses and

1206
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:10,080
Speaker 1: big titties, like can I like them? I like both

1207
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 1: of the ship, like it could be all there together. Yeah?

1208
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: Who is that dude? It's like I don't like that guy.

1209
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't associate with them type of niggas.

1210
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 1: I don't who is he out there? If you're out

1211
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,720
Speaker 1: there to do that? Don't like titties. Let us know

1212
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: how what is your life like. But I hang with

1213
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 1: a lot of real niggas. You'll see them bring around

1214
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:42,840
Speaker 1: a whole lot of variations of women. So don't never

1215
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,400
Speaker 1: count nobody out. You don't never know somebody like somebody

1216
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 1: like that ship. That's the whole. That's why you should

1217
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,559
Speaker 1: really be yourself all the ship you insecure about. Somebody

1218
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: looking for that ship right now, like the walk around

1219
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: that girton, bigger lives like. Whatever it is that makes

1220
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: you uncomfortable, it's the motherucker out there. We're about to

1221
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,760
Speaker 1: get out. We're going were ending on a positive note.

1222
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: That's why we're telling people to be theirselfs even if

1223
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 1: you sucked up somebody like that ship. Yeah, that's it.

1224
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:16,160
Speaker 1: It's I gotta get back to the past. Man, What

1225
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: you forgot to do? You know, I'm just saying I

1226
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 1: up in the future right for real? My throat hurt.

1227
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened got this legal marriage. I

1228
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:30,439
Speaker 1: need to go back and not do something. The future

1229
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 1: was tight. This ship was everything I thought it was

1230
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 1: gonna be. She kind of looked like the pasts a

1231
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 1: little bit, but it's a little bit different. Yeah, yeah,

1232
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: so it looked newer. Any closing for you, Brady. I'm

1233
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: just like every time we close this, y'all always stacked

1234
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 1: paper up. They were like, this is what coming to

1235
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: every people? Like what the fund is on that paper?

1236
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 1: Y'all be writing never show, never show, Maybe like you'll

1237
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,360
Speaker 1: be writing ship and ship, bro, this is just this

1238
01:14:57,479 --> 01:14:59,640
Speaker 1: is just ship. This ain't got shipped to do with you? Right,

1239
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 1: really gave me a pis if you read the line,

1240
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Speaker 1: it's really just a bunch of bullshit, like fun Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: It's some didn't even follow that. I know. It's some

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Speaker 1: outcast lyrics on this bitch. This one right here, say Jez.

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Speaker 1: One of the greatest rappers ever my NIKEA tax Stone,

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Speaker 1: said Spider Man. I mean Tupac could have been Spider Man.

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Speaker 1: I believe that ship um. Shout out to the tax season.

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Speaker 1: I was checking out Spider mail of flaw. Shout out

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Speaker 1: to the river. We've been giving Gucca shouts out every

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Speaker 1: week since he got home, and this week is no different.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the real Guccia and the clump both.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait till they fight each Shout out the

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Speaker 1: little boost the evil you That on was all he said.

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Speaker 1: I'm my best friend but I'm my wordst end of

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Speaker 1: the meat. He told you. It's been a clothe out there.

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Speaker 1: This ain't no shout out the little boost a k

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Speaker 1: A Herman. I'm forever calling Little boost Herman. Shout out

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Speaker 1: to Keisha holding him down. Shout out the keysha kill

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Speaker 1: yeah that one, yeah yeah, who else? It's the holidays,

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Speaker 1: gotta do time to hold you down. I don't believe

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Speaker 1: that ship either. All right, man, this is the South Show.

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Speaker 1: This has been another podcast for niggas on to come up,

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Speaker 1: Stay down until you come up. If you ain't where

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Speaker 1: you want to be, goddamn and keep going. You're making

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Speaker 1: the Eventually, I'm out to say five eighty