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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Well? This is bad. My dirty little secret is that

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Speaker 3: I blamed my bad gas on a coworker.

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Speaker 2: People do that all the time. Anyway, this got worse.

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Speaker 3: So I tried. I had pizza at lunch. I shouldn't

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Speaker 3: have had pizza at lunch. I know better, but I

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Speaker 3: tried whatever. I tried holding it in. I was in

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Speaker 3: my cubicle all day, but like, it was definitely escaping.

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Speaker 3: And my coworker left for the day, and then another

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Speaker 3: coworker came up and was like, what's going on with Sharon?

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Speaker 3: Sharon is not her real name, by the way, because

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to say that, but like, what's going

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Speaker 3: on with Sharon? I'm so glad she went home. That

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Speaker 3: was nuts. It was so bad, and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know, I was terrible. Can you imagine I had

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Speaker 3: to sit next to it all day? And now so

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Speaker 3: everyone is calling her touty and she doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Know why, no, no, and are you still just letting

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Speaker 2: it go.

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Speaker 3: I'm not eating pizza at lunch anymore. I'll tell you that,

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Speaker 3: but I'm not saying anything like I don't want to

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Speaker 3: be the secret party.

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Speaker 2: Well, what happens when she doesn't come to work though,

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Speaker 2: and you're working? What if she gets sick with some

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Speaker 2: tummy issues?

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Speaker 3: I will part every day. This was a pizza related

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Speaker 3: into it.

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Speaker 4: Well, just make sure she's at work if you decide

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Speaker 4: to have pizza.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your phone call and your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?