00:00:08 Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 00:00:17 Speaker 2: But you're I guess to my home. 00:00:21 Speaker 1: You gotta come to be empty, and I said, no, guess your presences presents, and I already had too much stuff. So how did you dare to surbey me? 00:00:48 Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineker. I had a light early lunch, so I accept no responsibility for anything. You also learned this morning a little piece of information to teach you that dogs and cats don't get vitamin D through their skin, so their hair is producing the vitamin D and that's why they lick it. So if you shut off the podcast now, at least you've learned something. And all that said, who cares. I'm so excited about our guests, thrilled beyond words. Ze Way fumado, Hi, how are you? How's it going? 00:01:28 Speaker 2: I'm swell. 00:01:29 Speaker 4: How are you doing? 00:01:30 Speaker 3: I'm okay? What's going on? 00:01:32 Speaker 2: I'm sitting in my bedroom doing a podcast? What about you? 00:01:40 Speaker 3: I'm doing the same thing. We usually record a little bit later in the day, so I had to pull myself together to get all this going. But here we are. 00:01:49 Speaker 4: It's twelve o'clock in la. What time do you wake up? 00:01:52 Speaker 3: Well, it's Saturdays. I don't know what to tell you. You're at three o'clock. You're in New York less than afternoon. You're in the dead part of the day when nothing's going on. 00:02:06 Speaker 2: I still wake up before twelve. 00:02:09 Speaker 3: I woke up, But I will have you know I woke up at seven forty five this morning. 00:02:13 Speaker 4: Okay, flex, weird flex, But okay. 00:02:15 Speaker 3: What time did you wake up? 00:02:17 Speaker 4: I woke up at seven as well. 00:02:18 Speaker 3: Oh, you woke up it far earlier than me. 00:02:21 Speaker 4: Is that I wake up set seven every day? 00:02:23 Speaker 2: I have like a natural biological clock that keeps me up, Like my eyes just open up at the crocodian. 00:02:28 Speaker 3: And do you feel good or is it still like a wake up process for you? 00:02:32 Speaker 2: I don't drink coffee, so in that sense, I feel like good. I feel good. I feel fine. I mean I don't. I'm exhausted always, but I steel fine. 00:02:40 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:02:41 Speaker 3: Do you consume caffeine at all? 00:02:43 Speaker 4: I don't drink No? 00:02:45 Speaker 3: Is that? What is the choice behind that? I mean right? Thinking behind it? 00:02:48 Speaker 2: Well, I just I never really got on that wave the cop I never got on that caffeine wave. Man, it doesn't do like people say that they get they feel more energized after drinking coffee, don't I just feel jettery? I feel horrible? 00:03:02 Speaker 3: Right, did you? When was the last time you had caffeine? 00:03:06 Speaker 4: Caffeine? 00:03:07 Speaker 2: Does do this? T? I tas caffeine. So I've had tea recently, maybe like the last week, but. 00:03:12 Speaker 3: I guess the caffeine content and tea is a little bit more mild or whatever. 00:03:16 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the same again. I just yeah, I'm not a coffee person, but I like, I like I drink. You know, would you sed your water? 00:03:30 Speaker 3: I do consume a decent amount of caffeine, but it doesn't energize me. It makes me well, it's like a weird balance because it will make me feel happy. But the moment I like cross the line, I enter anger territory, like weird, like methy anger. 00:03:46 Speaker 4: How much coffee do you drink the day? 00:03:47 Speaker 3: I drink probably like one or two iced coffees, one when I wake up with breakfast, and then you know, depending on what I'm doing with today, Like right now, I'm drinking coffe because you know, I needed to be in some level of mood to record a podcast. 00:04:03 Speaker 2: Your twelve pm conversation was too difficult. 00:04:07 Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, every conversation is difficult for me. So I've got to have some sort of chemical something or other. So you're waking up at seven am, and what then? What does the day? How does it unfold? Especially because I mean, what is the situation right now in New York? You're free to go about your life? What's going on? 00:04:26 Speaker 2: Yeah? 00:04:27 Speaker 4: I mean so you are free to go about your life. 00:04:29 Speaker 2: I'm we're in phase four famously, but I don't leave my apartment very much because I'm still terrified. I think my business model depends on me being alive and healthy. So as a result, famously, so, as a result, I just try not to expose myself to any sort of stranger or anything. 00:04:47 Speaker 3: Wow. So when was the last time you, like, interacted with someone you didn't know. 00:04:51 Speaker 2: I haven't been outside in five days. 00:04:53 Speaker 3: Wow, that's incredible. 00:04:55 Speaker 2: No, it's actually sickning in your mind. I am lousing my mind. This is a slow descent into Dante's inferno. 00:05:02 Speaker 3: Yes, So what are you doing all day in your apartment? 00:05:06 Speaker 2: Work? I work because I run this live, weekly live show where I like interview people. So I'll research and so a lot of a couple of my guests have been unscripted stars, so I've been watching a lot of like Alexis Niers. I'm pretty wild. I'm about to interview Taylor Nolan from The Bachelor, So I'm going to watch a lot of Bachelor in Paradise. I read books, I you know, I look out the window. I listened to Nicholas Brttell's succession score. 00:05:33 Speaker 4: Yeah, really great. 00:05:37 Speaker 3: An interesting thing about the show, you do is I mean, besides the obvious, I feel like a lot of people are learning a lot about various black history and this sort of thing. But it's also introducing me to a lot of white women that I was not familiar with prior to the show. 00:05:53 Speaker 2: So shout out to them. 00:05:55 Speaker 3: Who is this Bachelor woman? 00:05:57 Speaker 4: Her name is Taylor Nolan. 00:05:58 Speaker 2: She's actually a black woman famously, but she she was a black woman that won Bachelor in Paradise. 00:06:04 Speaker 3: Wow. So, and that show has a variety of racial issues. I feel like, I mean, actually, right on. 00:06:11 Speaker 2: Script intelligence vision has I mean, media has issues, right right? Yeah? All, I mean every every facet of our of the world we live in has issues. 00:06:20 Speaker 3: That's very true. So but with Bachelor, when did she win and Also, what does that mean you win the Bachelor Paradise. I apologize to Bachelor fans around the world for my ignorance, but yeah, is different from The Bachelor. 00:06:36 Speaker 2: Yes, have you no culture? 00:06:39 Speaker 3: Basically I know a little bit about The Bachelor. I know they're in a mansion and that like they keep everybody up way past hours to drive them insane, and like, I don't know anything else beyond that, And you. 00:06:49 Speaker 4: Know that's a fair description. 00:06:50 Speaker 2: Bachelor in Paradise they go to Mexico and they have three weeks to just have sex with as many people as possible. 00:06:57 Speaker 4: So basically what happens and it's kind of complicated. 00:07:00 Speaker 2: So on Bachelor and Paradise, every week they alternate between who gets sent home, So it's a girl's week to get sent home or it's a guy's week. 00:07:07 Speaker 4: To get sent home. 00:07:08 Speaker 2: And if you don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend on any respective week, your. 00:07:12 Speaker 4: Ass is going home. 00:07:15 Speaker 2: And people will swap boyfriends and girlfriends. Yeah, it's wild. 00:07:18 Speaker 3: And is there any element of I mean, is there? Is it all straight people? 00:07:24 Speaker 4: It is? It's straight people? 00:07:25 Speaker 3: Okay? Has there everything a gay cast member on one of these shows? 00:07:30 Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I'm not that familiar with it. I'm sure, I hopefully, I don't know. 00:07:34 Speaker 2: I'm not that familiar with it because I know I think that there was like a gay bachelorette in Australia. 00:07:43 Speaker 4: I want to say, but I don't know if they're the American we done what? I don't know. 00:07:49 Speaker 3: It's an interesting uh. I mean, I know a lot of people who watched that show, and essentially everything about it feels a thousand years backwards. So it's a it's maybe I need to give it a shot and just see what horrible things are happening. 00:08:02 Speaker 4: There, honestly. 00:08:03 Speaker 2: So honestly, the hard part is that it takes it steals time from this earth because every episode is about nine hours long, and so that's really a struggle. But if you find it in your heart to be isolated from your friends and family during the global pandemic, like I've chosen for myself, right, it's actually a good thing. Have you Are you from New York, I'm from Massachusetts. Where are you from? 00:08:27 Speaker 3: I'm from Utah? 00:08:28 Speaker 2: From Utah, and you're Irish. 00:08:30 Speaker 3: I have some Scottish story. I'm actually I've truly been learning this in like the last six months, but wow, I feel like then. On the phone the other day, my mom said something about Danish ancestry. The truth is is I have no very little idea of where my ancestors came from. 00:08:47 Speaker 2: You have the coolest name, but your wine guard. 00:08:50 Speaker 3: I appreciate it. You have a wonderful name too. That's also, Oh, you don't need to do this, but I feel like, no, this is what we have to get into because of an uncommon name, which I do probably is constantly being mispronounced. Yes, and I can relate to you in a big way on that level. It's names to me are an interesting thing because on paper, you know, like you read them and you decide how to pronounce them. But the moment you say a name to someone out loud, there's like this weird barrier I think that people have in their brains where they're just like, I'm ready not to know how to pronounce your name. Do you do you get that? 00:09:24 Speaker 2: Yes? I mean I'm sure you experienced this in like elementary school, where they would read the roll call and then they'd get to your name and be like, uh, well you can just say it because you're a kid, you know, so I yeah, that's I mean that trauma will live with me forever. That's why I go by my first name. With like entertainment stuff. 00:09:40 Speaker 3: Are you trying to get into that territory where you're just like a madonna or a prince or this sort of thing. 00:09:45 Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't call myself a madonna or a prince, but I would call myself a seaway anyway. 00:09:49 Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you'll be the third people. Twenty years from now, I'll be like, are you in the category of a zay, a prince or a Madonna? 00:09:56 Speaker 4: You know who's to say? 00:09:58 Speaker 2: I don't know. 00:09:59 Speaker 3: Just let me just let me make that prediction, please. A decent prince is iconic. Madonna's like, I think I'm iconic. I do think I'm iconic, but in different ways and Prince and Madonna. That's very true. Madonna, Like, if she had like made left Earth after a certain period, she probably would be an icon. But there's some she's really muddied the waters with being an icon. 00:10:22 Speaker 2: Yeah, the rebel, the rebel love that phase of her where she did the like you know, Martin Luther King was a rebel heart or whatever that was tough. 00:10:30 Speaker 3: She gets into some really rough territory, and it really feels like I mean, I just speak for myself if I had I don't know how much money. Does Madonna have a hundred million dollars? Let's just say more than that, Okay, let's say five hundred million dollars? Yeah, higher five people who can help you make these decisions? 00:10:51 Speaker 2: Eight hundred million dollars? 00:10:53 Speaker 3: Wow, that is yeah. 00:10:54 Speaker 2: But she's she But she hit her fame at the peak of entertainment when people are making a lot of money off of music. So she really got in that way when she was doing television, was doing movies. So yeah, the eighties were like the like the Golden Age. 00:11:08 Speaker 3: If you could be successful from like nineteen eighty to nineteen ninety nine in music, you were making a zillion dollars. So now, yes, my heart goes out to literally every musician at this point because it feels impossible to make any level of money as a musician. 00:11:22 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a tough one. 00:11:24 Speaker 3: As a pop star, I would say that, right, I mean pop stars are still making good money, right, Yes, I mean it depends on. 00:11:31 Speaker 4: What label they're signed to, who has their. 00:11:33 Speaker 3: Deal, But I mean, yeah, you'd think so, But then I guess also like record labels are like famously screwover musicians and like the money has only made their touring, and now we're like we're in a territory where you can't even make money off of touring. So that's why I know, just a hell on earth. And you kind of make music, right, I do make music? What do you mean kind of well, I mean that's you do. 00:11:54 Speaker 1: Dare you. 00:11:55 Speaker 3: You're in every lazy way listen you and I will talk about that, and I won't say, but you make music. I mean you can, like you have music on Spotify, all of this. 00:12:07 Speaker 2: Yes, I have music on all streaming platforms, including Title dot com. 00:12:11 Speaker 3: Title. Now that is that is terrific, you know Title. 00:12:15 Speaker 4: I think Title has I don't want. 00:12:17 Speaker 2: To compliment any streaming platform because I'm not being paid to say nice things, but I will say that Title has fantastic sound quality. 00:12:24 Speaker 3: Right, this is what I'll say about Title. I was in Brooklyn in like two thousand and fifteen and they were having like a Title concert, which Prince was supposed to appear at. That's the only reason I went. He did not appear, so no, and I was at the very top. I mean I got in for free, so it didn't matter, but it was deeply disappointing. And since then, Oh I did get a free Title T shirt which I'll wear to bed occasionally. 00:12:50 Speaker 2: That's so funny. 00:12:53 Speaker 3: But Title, I mean, it's God bless them for hanging in there. That's all I have to say. 00:13:00 Speaker 2: Shut shut out. 00:13:00 Speaker 4: We we love the competition in industries. 00:13:06 Speaker 3: If not I have that competition, or before you get lazy, see way, I don't want to I don't want to pry here. I feel like tweet your tweets. Lately there's been some indication that you want love in your life. 00:13:20 Speaker 4: Wow, Draggy, I kind of make music. I'm very lonely. 00:13:25 Speaker 3: This is a very sad person. 00:13:26 Speaker 4: I'm talking Wow, Okay, awkward. 00:13:32 Speaker 3: No, but I mean, let's just lay it all out on the table. You're out there on Twitter talking about you how you need love in your life, and no one blames you. What's going Wow, But you're living a very solitary existence, so I imagine that's part of it. 00:13:45 Speaker 2: I'm just is there a question in this? 00:13:48 Speaker 1: No? 00:13:48 Speaker 3: I just wanted to point it out and move on. No, no, no, no, I'm just I'm curious about people right now in quarantine and this sort of thing like are you pursuing any sort of data, like because I know people will like get on which just to me sounds like an absolute nightmare, like having a first date over Zoom. Have you approached any of that territory. 00:14:08 Speaker 2: Well, so I was going to have a date over Zoom and then famously the person I was like messaging with was mean to me, and so I had to tell him that I can't go on a Zoom date with him because I don't date people who are mean to me anymore. Good, he taught me. 00:14:23 Speaker 4: Had you caught me a year earlier, he would have been on the top of my list. 00:14:26 Speaker 2: Moving exactly. I'm on the I'm on Riah, which is like the dating app for celebrities, but it's not I would not call it what's the word positive. 00:14:37 Speaker 3: I also feel like it's quickly become the uh like dating service for DJs. 00:14:42 Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, lots of DJs, lots of guys like Tso, but not Testo's on it, you know, like like like if it was test that would be cool, but it's not. 00:14:51 Speaker 3: Have you had any positive interactions on Riya? 00:14:55 Speaker 2: No? Great, but I have seen a couple I have seen Matthew Perry. 00:15:01 Speaker 3: Perry's on Riyah interesting, that's an exclusive. I uh may hopefully Matthew finds love. I mean, I don't know. I uh, once you get to friends level fame, I don't know what you where you turn for love. Was there any interaction with Matthew Perry? 00:15:16 Speaker 4: No, not at all. 00:15:17 Speaker 3: I feel like I would like poke that you know that what is the metaphor I'm looking for here? But you know, I would just be like, what's this going to be? 00:15:25 Speaker 2: Like? 00:15:26 Speaker 3: No, No, you've got zero interest? C Seaway has no interest, That's fine, Seeway, I don't care. I'm trying to help you. 00:15:35 Speaker 2: Yeah, help me find do you know? 00:15:36 Speaker 4: Do you know they eligible bachelors? 00:15:37 Speaker 2: What the fuck? Why would you bring this up of them? 00:15:39 Speaker 3: Anything? 00:15:40 Speaker 2: In a part, I'm looking for someone who likes me, who's nice. 00:15:45 Speaker 3: Right, But those are like you're gonna find eventually that those are pretty broad categories. What's like you? 00:15:50 Speaker 2: I think? 00:15:51 Speaker 3: So that's true, straight man, Finding someone who's nice and interested in you is probably going to be a little more difficult. 00:15:58 Speaker 2: Yes, and hot, also hot and also you've. 00:16:01 Speaker 3: Got to pick three of those things. I'm sorry. 00:16:05 Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe that I personally am a hot genius, so I feel like that's what I deserve. 00:16:10 Speaker 3: But that's probably true, but probably true, I was sitting here asking you to lower your standards, and that's not fair of me. You do need to have higher standards. And I don't listen to any of my advice here. I just we're living in a desperate time and I'm trying to find you a decent person right now. 00:16:29 Speaker 4: So okay, well have you You haven't pitched anyone. 00:16:33 Speaker 3: Putting my business on the front street for the entertainment over the podcast world as a single woman who sort of does music now, No, I do have that problem though, where like I'll have single friends and I'm always like, oh, I need to set them up with somebody. But then a large, I mean large part of my friend group now is either in a relationship gay or a woman who's sort of like as far as straight men goes, it's nearly impossible for me to. And then I'm also in comedy, so most of the people I know are a mess. So I'm not recommending any of these people to anyone because that will just blow up in my face. I don't know, how does anyone how does it ever? Happen. It's truly a miracle that anyone's in a relationship. 00:17:17 Speaker 2: Are you in a relationship? 00:17:18 Speaker 3: I am, I've been in a relationship. 00:17:19 Speaker 2: Well, lucky you, Hi. 00:17:21 Speaker 3: I brought this all up. I wanted to do an I've been in a relationship for five years. Okay, flex we live together, Oh my god, on each other's nerves. 00:17:32 Speaker 4: Uh jealous. 00:17:34 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really a special time for both of us. 00:17:38 Speaker 2: I saw it. 00:17:39 Speaker 4: I'm sorry. 00:17:39 Speaker 3: Oh no, you go ahead. 00:17:40 Speaker 4: I was gonna say. 00:17:41 Speaker 2: I saw an instagram of Gigi Hadid and Zane Malick hugging, and I got jealous. I was like, I want that for me. And then I saw the on instagram of Adam Sandler was like his anniversary with his wife, and I also got jealous. I was like, oh, I wish I had an anniversary to celebrate. 00:17:58 Speaker 3: Someday, some day it's gonna happen. We've just got to get you out there. 00:18:01 Speaker 2: Oh, don't feel bad for me, for you. 00:18:03 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm pitying you a lot right now. Everyone's hardest breaking for seaway. No, no, no, I don't know all that aside, Zeway. I mean, we've been in touch over the last couple of weeks about you being on this podcast. Have been so thrilled about it. And in our initial conversation about you being on it, the podcast is obviously called I said no gifts, and it's got a very clear directive, and we had an email exchange and you kind of you said something to me like you've found a way to a podcast to get gifts. 00:18:40 Speaker 2: And yes, I think this is a grift. I think it's a grift that you have designed a system in which you get paid to interview people who have to give you gifts. 00:18:49 Speaker 3: See way, this will all be removed from the podcast. I'm going to sew together some other words you've said throughout this to say good things about this podcast. 00:18:58 Speaker 2: Bridgar Wargart, it's a podcast, is great. 00:19:02 Speaker 4: That that was mean, that was a robot. 00:19:06 Speaker 3: But then in the email you said wonderful or whatever. I'm misquoting you here a little bit, But. 00:19:12 Speaker 2: Did you also don't impersonate black women. That's not a great look. 00:19:15 Speaker 3: That's how I've made my career. No, but you said I'll send you your gift over email, which you're in New York, I'm in Los Angeles. I obviously I didn't. I guess I should have said, see why don't I said, no gifts, but I just let you send a gift over email, And about five seconds later I had received an email from you with the subject line I'm going to read it now because you know we're going to be getting into it at some point. It's from ze Way and it says the subject line is my gift to bridge or Dash. Do not open until show it is a surprise. And then the only other information I have is now in capslock do not ope dot dot dot. So that's kind of you know. I'm I famously will just allow emails to sit unopened and just kind of grind me down over time. Things I need to respond to this sort of thing, and usually I'm supposed to get to them and I and they make me feel very guilty. This has been a different feeling where I've had this email haunting me for about two weeks. I don't know what lies beyond these doors, zee Way. Should I open your gift? 00:20:30 Speaker 2: Yes? 00:20:30 Speaker 4: Please open my gift. 00:20:33 Speaker 3: I do not know what to expect, and I'm you know, this could range any this could be a phishing scam. So here we go. Okay, it says okay, it says do not open, do not open, do not open, do not open, do not open. Okay, here is the gift. I still haven't seen the fine couple of lines because you obviously put these security barriers, which I appreciate absolutely. I'm quoting this now. This is in all caps, absolutely jack shit from an emotionally exhausted black woman. And then it's got your It has your email signature and linked to your website. And then, of course Gmail gives me a few options to respond. Here I could send an automatic reply of okay, thanks for the heads up, Okay, thanks for letting me know, and okay, no problem. So this is I feel like this is a whole. This is an I said no gifts first where you know usually, I mean, the title of every podcast is blank, disobeys Bridger. Blank. You know whoever my guest is disobeys Bridger. They've come on, They've given me a gift. They've deliberately disobeyed me. And this is I guess this. I mean, I'm gonna have to print this out and have it framed or something, because this is coming from down the line. People will be saying, are you a first name like zee Way, this is a gift, but this is also I mean fair I just have to say fair enough, absolutely fair enough. But I need I want you to talk and speak to this, oh. 00:22:11 Speaker 2: Speak to that jack giving you jack shit because it's actually audacious that you would ask you need to do your podcast, And then I asked me for a gift. 00:22:19 Speaker 4: So no, I'm not gonna give you, mister white man. 00:22:21 Speaker 2: No I'm not going to send you anything. 00:22:24 Speaker 4: Are you crazy? 00:22:25 Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind? 00:22:26 Speaker 3: No? 00:22:27 Speaker 2: So that was my that was my gift to you. Is nothing. 00:22:30 Speaker 4: You get the privilege of my presence. 00:22:32 Speaker 2: My presence is a present, gets my ass is anyway. 00:22:36 Speaker 3: You have ambushed me in the biggest possible way on this podcast. This is shocking. I feel betrayed, but also so I feel whole. I feel like this, this feels like a completed circle. And I also feel like you've you've gotten ahead of other guests now and now this is really ceiling. Nobody can you at this point. So we're kind of guaranteeing that every guest in advance will have to give me a gift. 00:23:05 Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent. I am a pathfinder in what I won't do for this white man. Famously, That's probably why I'm single. 00:23:16 Speaker 3: I mean, nobody can blame you at this point. I mean, you're out there living your life and the world is horrifying, and especially the straight male or I mean the white male population, and then we had straight if we can get into that another time, but it's a horrifying time, and I don't blame you. 00:23:37 Speaker 2: Yeah, during a global pandemic, slash a civil rights movement? You want me to send you a gift? 00:23:44 Speaker 1: Are you? 00:23:45 Speaker 5: We're wilded Sway, I will say in our initial recession, I will say, in our initial email exchange, I apologize. 00:23:57 Speaker 3: I tried to make it as easy as possible for you. I realized this podcast is a big ask for every guest. But this, I mean, this is also the exact gift that zee Way should be giving me. This feels, I mean like I should have predicted that. I mean, but that's the fun thing about you, is like you have a very specific thing you do, but it's still surprising. 00:24:20 Speaker 4: Are you're surprised by this? Wow? 00:24:23 Speaker 3: Could I not be surprised? I mean this, You've made history on this podcast by giving me absolutely jack shit. I mean, I mean, I will say you, on some level, this isn't absolutely jack shit because it's still you had to type do not open several times. 00:24:39 Speaker 4: I copy and pasted it. 00:24:41 Speaker 3: Oh well you had to. I mean, let's just go back. You had to learn the the keyboard shortcut to copy it paste. This is a whole lifetime of learning and everything poured into this. I'm I'm just saying it right now, thoughtful, deeply thoughtful gift you've given me. 00:24:59 Speaker 4: You're not paying for the gift. 00:25:00 Speaker 2: You're paying for the experience. 00:25:02 Speaker 3: I'm paying for the experience. And I feel like, I mean, it was a jolt to my system. It's exciting, it's fun. And yeah, I mean you're probably I mean you're exhausted. Yes, you're you're not only a black woman, but you're also trapped in your apartment. It's a global pandemic. H And you're also, let's just say it, you're blowing up. 00:25:26 Speaker 2: Yes, I believe that's what people say. 00:25:30 Speaker 3: How is that all feeling for you? 00:25:33 Speaker 4: It's surreal because. 00:25:34 Speaker 2: You have to understand, I am not someone who leaves my house so so so I go on to my phone and I get all these notifications, but like in the day to day life, it's just it's me going to my bathroom, me going to my kitchen and me going to my living room. 00:25:49 Speaker 4: That's about it. 00:25:50 Speaker 3: But then you just have this constant noise coming at you. Does it feel like the Instagram show is? Do you feel like the audio is growing exponentially or is it like, do you feel like it's leveling off? What's the deal? 00:26:04 Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel it's growing, it's growing, It's still growing. I don't think I've hit the capacity yet. 00:26:11 Speaker 3: You you initially were reaching out to people to be on it, correct, yes, Are you still doing that or now people approaching you? 00:26:18 Speaker 2: I mean it's a combination of the two. Some people approached me and other people I reach out to myself, Like Alexis Niers reached out to me. She's the one from the Blinkering pretty well, so she reached out to me for me to do her podcast, and so I was kind of an exchange where I was like, will you. 00:26:33 Speaker 3: Do my show? 00:26:34 Speaker 4: So it depends on the guest, right, it depends on the guests. 00:26:37 Speaker 3: What is her podcast? 00:26:39 Speaker 2: It's called Recovering from Reality and it's basically about how she was. 00:26:43 Speaker 4: Have you heard of the Bling Ring and. 00:26:44 Speaker 3: All that stuff? I mean, I was like I was familiar with it, like that there's the movie and that they had stolen something and they were like all the teenagers. And then Jim my boyfriend recently showed me, I don't I wonder if like she's come back into the zeitgeist because she was gonna be on your show or something. But like last week he sho me a video of her like recording a message. 00:27:02 Speaker 1: On a phone. 00:27:03 Speaker 3: Yes, Nancy Joe, who is Nancy Joe. 00:27:06 Speaker 2: Nancy Joe is reporter for a Vanity fair that like wrote this wrote this article that was like something about lu batons and how she she like walked to court in lubatons and like thigh highs and inappropriate. 00:27:18 Speaker 4: And it basically hurt her case. 00:27:21 Speaker 2: And she got convicted of stealing from Orlando Bloom. 00:27:25 Speaker 3: Oh, Orlando Bloom, that's the name I haven't heard in about fifteen years. I know. 00:27:31 Speaker 4: So the characters. 00:27:32 Speaker 2: I think she was only convicted of robbing one one house, but like the Bling Ring characters led by this woman named miss like something Lee. She they robbed Paris Hilton, Drina Patrick, Okay, Orlando Bloom, Like the list goes on. Rachel Bilson. Yeah, And there were all like rich valley kids who wanted to look like their favorite stars. 00:27:54 Speaker 3: Oh how crazy. I mean every name you just mentioned, I just like was a I was transported to that and four that. 00:28:00 Speaker 2: Films exactly exactly. It's such a lasting past. Yeah, that's when that was happening. Yeah, and so then she had an unscription show called Pretty Wild that was supposed to document her life as a party girl, but it happened to coincide with her court case. So it's just like this really dark, like examination of this like young attict, like getting arrested and going to prison for convicted and going to prison. 00:28:23 Speaker 4: For robbing celebrities. 00:28:25 Speaker 3: And how old was she at the time, eighteen when she was on the show. I feel I feel like I'm a thousand years old asking you these questions. And I apologize to everyone that's okay, I all this information. I'm just so out of touch with what's happening in the world. 00:28:38 Speaker 2: But what do you watch? What do you like? What are you into? 00:28:41 Speaker 3: Honestly, I've just last night, I really feel like I hit a wall with TV where I'm like, oh, I've run out of shows that I actually care to watch. 00:28:48 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't watch a lot of television. 00:28:50 Speaker 3: I love, like what if I loved. In the last little while, we just rewatched The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow, which I just think is outstanding, iconic. But I'm trying to think of current things I'm watching. 00:29:03 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's from like a decade ago, right. I watched Black Monday. I love Black Black you write an episode. 00:29:10 Speaker 3: Just chill for Black Monday right now. Wonderful show that people should watch. Excellent cast, fun writers room, it's writing show. It's like a very There's nothing else like it on TV, I think, And I'm not I'm not praising myself here. I'm not the creator. I went and I wrote on it like a you know your clock in and help. But then the people in charge of the geniuses. 00:29:33 Speaker 2: I love you your episodes, and I love Yoser Lester's episodes. I think Black Writing has some of the best comedy writing on television right now. 00:29:39 Speaker 3: Let's just talk about yet, Let's just praise yes Or Lester for a minute. I think he's not only an excellent writer and comedian, but a phenomenal actor. 00:29:47 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's fantastic. He's Joshon Lester is brilliant. He is so so funny, so problematic. But in the perfect way where it's like he really pushes boundaries. What I just respect from a comedian because it's like you can you can sometimes do you feel like you should play it safe because of cancel culture. But I just I really think he's like a very funny, funny persons, one of the funnies people I've ever met. 00:30:07 Speaker 3: Yeah, sir, if you're listening, we love you. If you're not listening, I. 00:30:10 Speaker 4: Didn't say that. 00:30:14 Speaker 3: She won't stop talking. 00:30:15 Speaker 2: I'm kidding. 00:30:16 Speaker 4: I'm kidding. 00:30:17 Speaker 3: No, Black Monday is the show I watched. But you know that's not a new experience because I wrote I wrote on it. Uh, Okay, I'm trying to think of current shows I May Destroy You and Perry Mason, or the two shows I'm currently watching. 00:30:29 Speaker 2: I love I May Destroy You. I've never heard of Perry Mason. 00:30:31 Speaker 3: What is That's another HBO show? It's uh, I guess there was a show in the sixties called Perry Mason about a lawyer. This is a remake of it with Matthew Reese and Oh I love Matthew Rees you too? Did you watch the Americans? 00:30:46 Speaker 4: I watched Tutors? Wasn't he on Tutors? 00:30:49 Speaker 3: Oh? I t U d O R. I was imagining him as like a high school tutor. 00:30:55 Speaker 4: Oh no, that was John and Jonathan Reese Meyers. 00:31:01 Speaker 2: I watched The Americans, but only the first season. 00:31:03 Speaker 3: Oh okay, which was great. I love The Americans. I know Americans are crazy about it, but I think it's a wonderful TV show. But yeah, like I feel like I've run out of I'm rewatching things. I love mad Men. It's hard for me to I don't like most comedy anymore. It's hard for me to watch. 00:31:20 Speaker 4: Oh you don't support your peers kind of not. 00:31:23 Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of modern comedy all feels like a Geico commercial. 00:31:28 Speaker 2: What do you mean by that? 00:31:29 Speaker 3: It's just kind of maybe it's maybe it's the quality that Geico commercials have gone to, or yeah, they're raising the bar the commercial or either that or TV is sunk. It just feels like a lot of like, I don't know, it feels soft and not funny to me. I don't know's there's good stuff going on. I mean, I made a story. It was all over the place. When it's funny, it's very funny, but it's also very dramatic, so it's I wouldn't classify that as a comedy. Well, I'm not gonna bore our listeners with what are you watch? 00:31:57 Speaker 2: I watched Block Combunday and I watch Succession. I'll rewatch Succession and then a new one. Yeah. I love Succession, but they're not they're not doing that anytime student because they haven't. I don't think they've started shooting season three. Oh yeah, no, they haven't started stream I know because that show is like my favorite show, like Jesse Armstrong. I just think it's one of the best satire raps, satirical writers, like in the game. But also I watched I watch a lot of Real Housewives. 00:32:21 Speaker 3: We I finally have broken uh broken the seal on that I had sworn I wouldn't watch it, and I've now seen two episodes and I feel like every yay, they're in a twelve passenger van Is that true? 00:32:33 Speaker 4: Always that's not incorrect? 00:32:36 Speaker 2: Okay, well that's what what episodes have you watched? 00:32:39 Speaker 3: We're watching? I guess what? Maybe the current season. I think Denise Richards is now Party Plus. 00:32:44 Speaker 2: Yes, we love I think that they're treating Denise Richards horribly. 00:32:48 Speaker 3: I feel the same way. I feel like she's kind of like the poor girl that's like, come to hang out with these people. And the episode I watched last night, they made dessert or something and she called them out. She's like, this isn't making pastries. We're just putting things in a chocolate And I said, Denise, that's so true. 00:33:03 Speaker 2: Yeah. I love Delise Richards. I think that she is relatable and cool. Also, I think she's the most famous one, which is why I like her. 00:33:09 Speaker 3: Right, she kind of like she's the one I had heard of. Yeah, Like and she's she just looks kind of sad and like doesn't want to quite be there, and that the rest of these ladies seem terrible. I don't. I mean, I've only watched two episodes Real Housewives reach Out, Let's let's talk it through. But Denise, I'm so happy to hear that, because even after two episodes, I'm like, Denise feels like she's been through a lot. 00:33:33 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 00:33:34 Speaker 2: She also is raising a child with special needs, Like she she has an ex husband that keeps her in the press constantly. She's been give this woman a break. 00:33:44 Speaker 3: Yeah, she feels pretty real. So maybe this is her, this is her comeback. I don't know what to say. 00:33:51 Speaker 4: Also, we also stand Garcel. 00:33:54 Speaker 2: Wait, by the way, Garcia, who is the black She's the black, the black actress on the show. 00:33:59 Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. Well, maybe she was in the last episode I saw they were like in New York or something. Yeah, she was there to Real Housewives fans around the globe. I don't know enough about this show yet, but Garcel, so she's cool too. 00:34:12 Speaker 4: We like Garcel. 00:34:13 Speaker 2: Garsa has a great acting career. She was coming to America. She was in the Jamie Fox Show. So she's a very successful So we like Denise. 00:34:20 Speaker 3: And anybody on the show that's done actual work prior to being on it. Congratulations and I love you. See way enough about the Real Housewives. I want to play a game. Okay, sure, do you want to play? We have two games. There's one called Gift or a Curse or Gift Master, Gift her a Curse. Okay, give me a number between one and ten. 00:34:44 Speaker 2: Ten. 00:34:45 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to calculate. I have to calculate from a random list of things. While I do this, you have the microphone. Just promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want to do. I'll be right back. 00:34:57 Speaker 2: Okay, everyone, please watch my live show every Thursday at eight pm. My Instagram is at z way f ziw ef a PM Eastern. 00:35:08 Speaker 4: It's great shows. 00:35:09 Speaker 2: The past interviews I've included with Lexus now you'res with Caroline Callaway, with Alison Roman, with Rose McGowan, with Alyssa Milano. It's a fantastic show. So watch that. You can follow me on Twitter where I talk about how alone I am. 00:35:24 Speaker 4: What else is there? That's pretty much it. 00:35:28 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm panicking. I'm trying to calculate as quickly as I can. 00:35:33 Speaker 2: Okay, I'll keep talking about real housewives. So Denise Richards honestly just seems like a nice lady. I don't know. 00:35:39 Speaker 4: But unscripted television. 00:35:41 Speaker 2: Is that difficult that way? People have asked me, hey, zyway, would you ever do unscripted television? And you know what I say. I say no unless I'm the executive producer, in which case then I would do it because I would control it so I would look nice? 00:35:53 Speaker 4: Should I keep talking? 00:35:54 Speaker 3: See? Boy, I have managed to calculate the what we'll be playing with here. Let me explain the game to your Really, it's very easy. I'm just going to name three things, and you're going to tell me if there are a gift or a curse and why? Sure, very easy, okay, First up, gift or a curse. Craigslist apartment ads without photos. 00:36:16 Speaker 4: That's a curse. 00:36:18 Speaker 2: And why because it's a recipe for getting eaten by cannibals. 00:36:26 Speaker 3: Anyway, I also forgot to tell you prior to this that there are correct answers, and so I just have to say right off the bat, you're you're wrong. Unfortunately, I a gift. Craigslist apartment ads without voters are a secret gift because people don't pay them any attention. I think they're usually there. There's a good chance you're going to find a nicer apartment for less money with a Craigslist ad without I mean this, but this is also I'm in Los Angeles and you're in New York. 00:36:53 Speaker 4: And you're also a man. 00:36:56 Speaker 2: I can't go to places with unmarked housing and make sure and expect to be allied to see the next day what is wrong with you? Anyway? 00:37:04 Speaker 3: Sway, let me speak to this. You do not go everyone, do not go to an address sent to you by an apartment without photos. You will be eating That's absolutely without question. True. What you do is you email and say do you have any pictures? At that point, if they send you pictures, I'm telling you there's a strong chance it's going to be a better apartment than what you're seeing and these other things, and they're going to be paying they're going to be charging less because less people care to look at those I'm just saying, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not trying to get anybody killed here. 00:37:39 Speaker 2: You're responsible for all those who die listening to this podcast. 00:37:43 Speaker 3: No, people have to sign a waiver before listening to the podcast. So you heard it here. First, they're a gift? Ze ways is zero for three so far this is a deeply racist podcast. Okay, let's try to let's try to get you back in the game. Seaway gift or a curse? Where is it here? Chicken nuggets? 00:38:10 Speaker 2: Chicken nuggets are delicious? 00:38:12 Speaker 3: Okay, so oh yeah, I guess that's good response. 00:38:16 Speaker 4: They are delicious. You don't like chicken nugget? 00:38:18 Speaker 3: Well, I mean, are you gonna say they're so delicious? There a curse or they're so delicious they're a gift? 00:38:23 Speaker 2: I don't consider No, chicken nuggets are a gift Sea Way. 00:38:28 Speaker 3: Chicken nuggets are a curse because you're just wrong. No, but hear you gotta hear. Some chicken nuggets are delicious. But the curse, I think lies in the fact that chicken nuggets, out of all the chicken products, are the most inconsistent. I feel like with the chicken finger, you basically are going to get a wonderful thing every time, true or false. True? But what chi bad chicken nuggets are you eating? I've had some bad chicken nuggets. 00:38:56 Speaker 4: Where are the chicken nuggets? I go, there's only one chicken nugget? 00:39:00 Speaker 3: You. 00:39:00 Speaker 2: I thought it was McDonald's. How many other chickens? 00:39:03 Speaker 3: Fode Place has a chicken nugget? Wendy says, a chicken nugget. 00:39:06 Speaker 2: See, so I don't eat fast food famously, you. 00:39:09 Speaker 3: Have any that chicken nugget in probably fifteen years. But the list is a random list of five checks. So I can't be blamed. I mean, I guess we're both speaking from experience as children. Then yes, and I had I had. I think I had a decent childhood full of chicken nuggets. I feel like, you know, I, uh, I probably had a chicken nugget too late in life, where like you've started to gain some level of level of taste and I probably had a bad chicken nugget and it's it's also a processed chicken product. I want to eat a real chicken. So I don't know what to tell you at this point. 00:39:43 Speaker 2: Well, you just told me that I'm wrong. 00:39:46 Speaker 3: We'll try to get at least try to get this final this final one correct. Otherwise it's just going to be a sad day. For gift or a curse. 00:39:55 Speaker 2: Well, it's just awkward because on the record, you invited me to your show to give you a gift, and then you're just telling me I'm wrong. 00:40:02 Speaker 3: I please give me a break, see way, gift or a curse. The ocean. 00:40:12 Speaker 2: The ocean is a beautiful gift from God, and anyone who disagrees does not respect Mother. 00:40:21 Speaker 3: Earth seeway you've landed the plane, of course, I mean, what else are we gonna say about the ocean. It's of course a gift. It's a beautiful, luxurious gift to all of us that I none of us can currently really access safely. So it's uh, I think that the ocean's absolutely a gift. And I appreciate the were least able to come together at that point. Yeah, you got one out of three. You're terrible of this game. I'm just gonna say, oh, you're rude. 00:40:56 Speaker 4: I have a I have about this gift or a curse? Gift or curse your show, I said, no gifts. 00:41:04 Speaker 2: Is that a gift or a curse? How about that? 00:41:06 Speaker 3: Riger it's both. I'm not going to catch me. Okay, we're moving on. We have the final segment of the podcast in Z way, I need just a smaller bit of assistance. People writing into I said no gifts at gmail dot com they need help getting gifts for people in their life. Are you good at giving people gifts? Is that something you fantastic? I'm a fantastic at giving gifts. Well, because they will find that out on this podcast. 00:41:31 Speaker 4: No, that was a perfect gift for you. 00:41:32 Speaker 2: Actually, so you're welcome, But you. 00:41:36 Speaker 3: Are good at giving gifts? Yes, Because I am a piscy so famously I listen. Oh interesting, and that is I mean the key. I mean listening and remembering. I would say, because I'm a I would say I'm a good listener, but I'm terrible. I have a terrible memory and it falls apart. 00:41:53 Speaker 4: What's your sign? 00:41:55 Speaker 3: I'm a Libra? 00:41:57 Speaker 2: Interesting? 00:41:57 Speaker 3: What does that mean for me? 00:41:58 Speaker 2: I don't I just like to say, well, I just like to say interesting after someone says her sign, because then they freak out. But Libra means that you're balanced, so you see both sides. 00:42:08 Speaker 4: You see all sides? 00:42:09 Speaker 3: Oh interesting? Which is good and bad? I suppose exactly which is exactly? 00:42:14 Speaker 2: You just did that. 00:42:15 Speaker 3: I did not mean to do. 00:42:19 Speaker 2: That. 00:42:19 Speaker 3: Almost feels like an accidental pun or something, and it just makes me feel a little nauseous. So I want everyone to know that I wasn't trying to do anything there. I don't know what I'm doing. Let's answer some questions. Let me read these Highbridger and Guest. I'm a social worker in a hospital, So you know things are hard right now. My little sister is getting married and her engagement party has been postponed due to COVID nineteen. She's really bummed out about it, and I want to get her something amazing that will make her forget how sad she is and blow her her fiance's mind as well. They're both in their mid twenties, their cat lovers, and they both have an obsession with Halloween. What would make an unforgettable gift? Thanks in advance, April. So we're getting like a a uh, an engagement gift for people who love cats. They're in their mid twenties, early engagement. I'm just going to say it right off the bat, and they're obsessed with having I don't know this is this is an April, it's April's sister. Who knows a April sister will even listen by by the time this is done, maybe she'll be in her thirties. I don't know what to say. 00:43:28 Speaker 4: So the perfect gift for this person is obviously another cat. 00:43:31 Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Why do you say that just because. 00:43:34 Speaker 4: You throw cat lovers? 00:43:36 Speaker 5: Yeah? 00:43:36 Speaker 3: Exactly ten cats already. 00:43:39 Speaker 2: Then make it a love it. 00:43:42 Speaker 3: I say, I say get them cat call. No, actually, I was gonna say cat costumes, but cats hate costumes. Yeah, cats don't want to be dressed up. 00:43:49 Speaker 4: You know what they like other cats? 00:43:52 Speaker 3: Cat nip. How about a catnip plant? 00:43:54 Speaker 1: Oh? 00:43:55 Speaker 2: Oh so catnip is weed for cats, That's what I heard, right, So yeah, get hooked them up with a move some weight to the cat, give them a plug, let them get high. 00:44:05 Speaker 3: Every day cats go wild with the cat nip, and it's like something maybe they can plant in their garden and then you know, on their anniversary they can give the cat some catnip that feels like it. 00:44:14 Speaker 4: That sounds pretty good. 00:44:15 Speaker 3: I don't know, buy them a pumpkin. It's Halloween is just around the corner. It's always just around the corner. 00:44:21 Speaker 4: Yeah, the pumpkins drop. That's something that they don't talk about. 00:44:25 Speaker 3: A ron pumpkin. If you give them a rotten pumpkin several months in advance, they're going to have just like a soggy soup on their porch. I would say, I think catnip is the way to go with this. Ze way is strongly just in the favor of getting another cat, which to me feels totally irresponsible. 00:44:41 Speaker 2: But well, just think about it. 00:44:42 Speaker 4: Cats need homes too, It's. 00:44:44 Speaker 2: True, very exactly. 00:44:46 Speaker 3: Well, don't buy the cat. The last thing we need is somebody paying for a pet. Go rescue a cat, and it may become a burden for them, but they'll eventually learn to love it. And they're also not it sounds like they're not getting married that soon, so they've got need something to occupy their time. April exactly, move forward, With that information, that's all I have to say. Okay, one more high Bridger. I have a very new boyfriend. I'm again my twenties, who I started dating right before quarantine and we've been spending almost every day isolated together since his birthday is in two weeks. What should I get him for a gift? He's older than me, has a cute dog, and likes reading. Oh here we go. He's also very wealthy and already has everything, excuse me, everything you could imagine, which makes him hard to shop for. This just feels like and love Connor Connor. This feels just like you wrote into Brag about your rich boyfriend. 00:45:40 Speaker 4: I know Connor seems very happy unlike me. 00:45:44 Speaker 3: Connor, I don't know, make this make this guy dinner rather than writing into a podcast from brag about your rich boyfriend. 00:45:52 Speaker 4: How selfish? How and consider it, Connor? 00:45:55 Speaker 3: Do the dishes clean up around the house. I mean, I think with a know, with a wealthy, older person that already has everything they want, your only real go to here is uh, make something? And if you're bad, what about getting a book? 00:46:11 Speaker 2: Get a book? Get them a book, because I mean, I'm sure this person has a lot of books, But they don't have every book. Books in French, books in Portuguese, books in Yoruba. I'm just saying there are endless amounts of books. 00:46:24 Speaker 3: Do you have a book recommendation right off the top of your head. 00:46:27 Speaker 2: Well, I always recommend Sula by Tony Morris. Of course Octavia Butler terrible the Sewer. 00:46:34 Speaker 3: Should Octavia Butler? 00:46:35 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh you can do as if the oral history of the movie Clueless, but. 00:46:46 Speaker 4: Great book. That's a great book. 00:46:47 Speaker 3: Is it good? 00:46:48 Speaker 2: Yeah? Because you learned that Reese Witherspoon had a general to be in the movie Clueless at the Risk in Downtown la Yeah, it's really Dave Chappelle almost audition almost was books for the part of Murray's character, whoa yeah, you learn a lot, You learn a lot. Lord Hill was going to do a read for Stacy Dash's character. 00:47:09 Speaker 3: Again, I could go on, that's such a bizarro version of Clueless, and think of what would have happened to all those people's lives if they had been in Clueless. 00:47:17 Speaker 2: Then Affleck was and talks to be the Paul what's his name Paul Rudd character whoa Yeah, Yeah, it's a good book. 00:47:25 Speaker 3: Yeah, was Lauren hill was when did clue this come out? Was this pre Fuji's breaking through or was this. 00:47:31 Speaker 2: This is when Fuji's Head was popular? 00:47:33 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wow, that's wild. Yeah, well you've now learned at least two things on this podcast. Who could ask for more? Connor get him the Clueless book? I demanded this. It's really fine wealthy, older gay gentleman that feels right up his alley, especially if he was like in his twenties in the mid nineties, that would really hit the sweet spot. I don't know what to tell you. Okay, everyone, We're done answering questions. We've helped enough people that generosity goes on on and on. Ze wayger an honor to have you here. It's You've just been such a delight. And I mean your gift was as memorable as it possibly could have been. I'm gonna print it out. I mean, can I protest? I guess you're the giver. 00:48:18 Speaker 2: Yes, please print it out, frame it, put it on your refrigerator so people know that I'm not giving jack shit. 00:48:26 Speaker 4: Do not. 00:48:26 Speaker 3: Also, way to your wedding. 00:48:28 Speaker 2: No, I would love to go to a wedding and make it about me on wear way. Also, I would like to go on the record and apologize for using the word crazy. We don't use that word anymore. We say wild, what at what point did you see? 00:48:40 Speaker 3: And I didn't even hear it? That's how I mean ingrained it is. Uh boy, we're not even go back. Zee Way's made her apology within the podcast. We didn't even have to get outside the podcast for the apology, which frequently is something that happens. I apologize for everything I say, I mean the last hour or so, I just I'm sorry. But see Way, I'm not going to apologize for having you heir, because it's just thanks miracle, and uh, I hope that you find something nice to do within the confines of your apartment. 00:49:13 Speaker 4: Well, thanks for bringing it back there. Everyone, Remember she's lowly. 00:49:17 Speaker 3: She needs a boyfriend. 00:49:20 Speaker 4: No, I don't need a boyfriend. 00:49:21 Speaker 2: I need myself, but. 00:49:28 Speaker 4: I don't need a man to rescue. 00:49:29 Speaker 2: I will save myself. 00:49:32 Speaker 3: A boyfriend. She doesn't need a boyfriend. Anybody out there that you think that y needs you, get lost? 00:49:38 Speaker 4: Yeah, get lost? 00:49:39 Speaker 2: Also, girlfriend, Hey, shout out all my hot ladies out there. Shout out to y'all. 00:49:44 Speaker 3: She's she's in New York somewhere. I don't know what else to tell you. That's that's a small that's a geographical area that you can start searching for. Zey see way. Bless your heart, bless you. 00:49:56 Speaker 2: This is so much fun. I had. It was such a pleasure to humiliate you on your show. I was. 00:50:01 Speaker 3: I came out of this spotless. I am I My star is skyrocketing right now. Well again, thank you and thank you for doing baited. I think the world is just having a wonderful time watching you. 00:50:17 Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you so much. You should come on the show. 00:50:19 Speaker 4: Would you ever come on. 00:50:19 Speaker 2: My live show? 00:50:20 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so The comment section is terrifying to me. 00:50:23 Speaker 2: You know, people say that, but honestly ignore it. 00:50:26 Speaker 4: I think I'm a nice interviewer. 00:50:30 Speaker 3: That's my problem. You're like your sweetness, and you're like, I mean, you're dealing with a lot of different types of people. We're just going to keep the podcast going for a moment. But like it's so clear, like you come in with such good intentions. Anytime there's a chance for people to live comment, they become lunatics, and that to me scares me to death. I'm so afraid of live performance. And it feels a little bit like, I think you would end up with a boring interview. To be honest, you think so. 00:50:56 Speaker 2: I disagree because Nick sarelly and and Bradford Evan are two of my funniest interviews. They were funny it yeah, and they were two of my funniest guests because they were vehemently uncomfortable with the notion of being on screen. 00:51:09 Speaker 3: I thought any quest going to literally vanish. 00:51:12 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, it was great. I think you would be really funny. 00:51:14 Speaker 4: You should come on the show. 00:51:16 Speaker 3: Let me think about it, and my heart is pounding just you. 00:51:18 Speaker 2: Ask everybody listening to this please pressure Police cyber Book into doing the show because he would be really funny. And I'll post it so I won't. 00:51:29 Speaker 4: I won't repost it with the comments. 00:51:30 Speaker 2: So you'll get You'll get it. Just you. Just you live in your life. 00:51:33 Speaker 3: Let me think about it. It's tempting but also horrifying. It feels like a like a dark cave where there could be treasure or a pack of wolves. I don't know what to tell anyone. 00:51:43 Speaker 4: And Lina, that's, you know, a gift in a curse. 00:51:46 Speaker 1: That is. 00:51:48 Speaker 3: All right, everybody go out there and have a wonderful day with all of the vast information you learned from this podcast. Thank you to ze Way, thank you to me, and bless all of you. Goodbye. I said No Gifts isn't exactly right production. It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow the show on Instagram and Twitter. At I Said No Gifts, And if you have a question or need help getting a gift for someone in your life, email me at I Said No Gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you found me. And why not leave a review while you're at it? 00:52:31 Speaker 1: Hello? And why did you hear? Gonta made myself perfectly clear, But you're a guess to me. You gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests, your presences, presents, and I'm already too much stuff? So how did you Dad disurbey Basso? 00:53:05 Speaker 3: The do