Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio Regional. Oh my god, I'm so extra horny. God,
Speaker 1: I feel so randy that Women Tell All? Just watching
Speaker 1: watching so many women's dream was so stressful, it would
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Speaker 1: Accept This Rose? My name is Arden Marine, and I'm
Speaker 1: coming to you from the wallpaper and cat palace that
Speaker 1: is my house in Los Angeles, California. I am so excited.
Speaker 1: I feel kind of bad because we have like a
Speaker 1: really exciting all star lineup for you, and just they've
Speaker 1: been on the books for a while and it just
Speaker 1: so happens in my opinion, I don't mean to be
Speaker 1: a downer, but like I wish we had a real
Speaker 1: episode to dig into. So we're just going to dig
Speaker 1: into the season as a whole, because these people are
Speaker 1: too good to waste just on women. Tell all to
Speaker 1: my right as a man that you probably best known
Speaker 1: as Brazen Moore House from the television show Insatiable. I
Speaker 1: would say most people know, like, oh, and I think
Speaker 1: when I think Lance Mass, I think Brasen Moore House.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Morehouse was my first husband.
Speaker 1: I forgot that name. You're just like it was my
Speaker 1: first husband, more House, braising more Head. That's right. That's
Speaker 1: why I was very triggering for me when you were
Speaker 1: on Triggered. But um, this is my friend. We love
Speaker 1: each other very much. Um. You might know him from instinct.
Speaker 1: You might know him from bubble tap if you have
Speaker 1: an event coming up when you want a really cute
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Speaker 1: I'm most disappointed and excited because he was going to
Speaker 1: be my future partner on the Amazing Race and the
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Speaker 1: But it's fine. It's fine because people are going to
Speaker 1: be really missing the show and we're going to be
Speaker 1: the first ones back on to be the best season
Speaker 1: ever last Bass Ladies and Gentlemen. Yes, we were going
Speaker 1: to be Team Ussell. Dazzle. I told you when you
Speaker 1: arrived that I've been running around. I've been running and
Speaker 1: I've been I have not learned Spanish, but I did
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Speaker 1: do the state capital. Okay? Great? Uh. I was almost
Speaker 1: about to say when that's probably wrong Chattanooga is that
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Speaker 1: He is so hot? Can I just say, like when
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, look at this guy on Instagram and
Speaker 1: you think he's so hot, He's like, not only is
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Speaker 1: this summer. Um. She had me on her podcast recently
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Speaker 1: of Bachelor podcast. I realized we're like the junior high scrappy.
Speaker 1: We're like the kids that got like kicked out of
Speaker 1: regular school because we're misbehaving. Um. Actually, I Connetta you
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Speaker 1: with Ben Higgins and it's so fun and Ben was
Speaker 1: so sweet when we had you on. We're like, what
Speaker 1: are we doing promoting another bachelor? We are not we
Speaker 1: are not a threat. As you can see, this is
Speaker 1: a different ship. No, it's definitely. It's great because if
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Speaker 1: the humor coding. We get a lot of reviews. You
Speaker 1: say that they go to you guys first, and then
Speaker 1: they come to us for like that like that you
Speaker 1: know the gutter where the gutter rat um You were
Speaker 1: so no. Lance and Nashley were both on our draft
Speaker 1: picks the live show so fun. I did not do
Speaker 1: so well. And we also have Katie and Anna here
Speaker 1: and Katie pulled out she's had the forms your will
Speaker 1: you please read to the listeners who your draft picks
Speaker 1: were this is really embarrassing because I'm usually good at
Speaker 1: this and this is definitely the worst year. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so my runner up second runner U was Alexa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no idea that I had my runner She
Speaker 1: was the cutie pie. She good hair, gray hair. She
Speaker 1: lasted two days. Runner up was Courtney, you know, as
Speaker 1: we all love no One love Courtney no One. And
Speaker 1: then my final rose went to Victoria Pete who could
Speaker 1: have been a contender. She was, but she had one
Speaker 1: week where she was like it was her. She went
Speaker 1: crazy and she's crazy. Here I am with the facts. Um,
Speaker 1: Alexa is now actually dating one of the girls from
Speaker 1: Peter season, which is right. Yeah, I love it. They're
Speaker 1: so cute. I got that vibe from I totally. There
Speaker 1: was a texta this morning from Lorie, didn't somebody say
Speaker 1: apparently BuzzFeed message Jasmine and Jasmine said they're just friends,
Speaker 1: so maybe maybe starting something out of nothing, even though
Speaker 1: they were like kind of cuddling that picture of hold
Speaker 1: hands with you, They literally instagram said we did find
Speaker 1: love on the Maybe that's like friend love. I mean,
Speaker 1: it would be so great if they did it. I
Speaker 1: wish they were dad. I hope that maybe Jazzmin's parents
Speaker 1: don't know yet. Yeah, okay, there we go. It seems
Speaker 1: very religious. That's right. You didn't she stay in her
Speaker 1: when we first bio was like on her Instagram is
Speaker 1: like living to meet my Maker, her Lady Lovemaker, her
Speaker 1: Lady Lovemaker. Actley, Who were your picks? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. My final rose went to Lexi. I remember that,
Speaker 1: I remember you were all. I thought it was really cute.
Speaker 1: It's a cute and we've never had a ginger a
Speaker 1: Ginger winner. Yeah. I thought, like, I felt like wholesomeness
Speaker 1: coming from her picture, and I thought that that would
Speaker 1: go well with Peter. My runner up was Kelsey, which
Speaker 1: you know, not too far, and then my runner up
Speaker 1: to third place was Sydney. Sydney was weird because, like,
Speaker 1: I felt like their date was great and then he
Speaker 1: just eliminated her the next week. No explanation. Yes, they
Speaker 1: dry he had the head wound and they like dry
Speaker 1: humped in the people are convinced that they had sex
Speaker 1: in that lake. Okay, that's great. I want don't know
Speaker 1: why people are sex and Alae just don't want to
Speaker 1: explain the physics behind this. You're absolutely right. You're right,
Speaker 1: You're right. It is. It feels like I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: just slip it in. I know it seems very sexy
Speaker 1: in movies, but it doesn't happen. I feel like back
Speaker 1: in the day, I dated a dirty dog that wanted
Speaker 1: to try to get at it, like in Jamaica, and
Speaker 1: it was just not happening, not happening. It's a lot
Speaker 1: of friction. It's a lot of friction that no, no,
Speaker 1: not now. Um okay, let's before we get going on
Speaker 1: wom until all huge announcement. Claire Crawley Bachelor. You guys,
Speaker 1: Cla Claire, Claire, Claire. I'm excited. Now we have a
Speaker 1: bunch of people out there who are new to the
Speaker 1: Bachelor franchise and so you I didn't. I didn't start
Speaker 1: until Caitlin season. Was Claire was on to you, wasn't
Speaker 1: she who was on one Public Season which is the
Speaker 1: Bachelor's season before my and then she was on Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise one without me, and then Bachelor in Paradise
Speaker 1: too with me where she my husband asked her on
Speaker 1: a date and they kissed and I hated her on
Speaker 1: the show, but then we did win her names together,
Speaker 1: and I loved her that you did. You loved her,
Speaker 1: and so now you know what it feels like to
Speaker 1: be a gay guy because we basically kissed every single
Speaker 1: person in this community. Small. I remember our friend Laurie,
Speaker 1: who is our like our bachelor historian. When she married
Speaker 1: her wife Carrie. One of the things I used to
Speaker 1: do I'm mad TV was sort of like red carpet
Speaker 1: stuff and they were like, would you come, like do
Speaker 1: funny stuff at our at a reception? So I was
Speaker 1: like sure, and like every person, I was like, and
Speaker 1: how do you know the brudge? They're like, I lived
Speaker 1: with her until she started dating everyone. You lived with everyone, Like,
Speaker 1: isn't there one person that's say fear that. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: they've dated everyone at the wedding. Still friends, slight resentment
Speaker 1: under eight, but still friends. Sorry, Laurie, I love you.
Speaker 1: It wasn't you. I was like, Wow, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of past dating. I have a question. So Claire, for
Speaker 1: those of you don't know she she was last we
Speaker 1: saw her after Bachelor Winter Games. She was engaged her
Speaker 1: one day to a French Canadian. So here's what's fun
Speaker 1: about it is and I believe we were talking about
Speaker 1: this at the live show. Is she's thirty eight, so
Speaker 1: we finally have an adult again, because I felt like
Speaker 1: they were getting younger and younger. What's going to be crazy, though,
Speaker 1: is in Paradise where the ladies from this season and
Speaker 1: the guys from her season. It's going to be the
Speaker 1: grossest silver fox. The silver fox is like prowling around
Speaker 1: Silita like young coeds. It's gonna be what can we
Speaker 1: expect from Clara as a bachelorette? You think, Oh, she's
Speaker 1: gonna be so emotional and crazy. I mean, I use
Speaker 1: the word lovingly crazy. Wasn't there like she's a fun
Speaker 1: She's like there's a little like and I can say
Speaker 1: Ashley can't say this, and she doesn't. She's not agreeing
Speaker 1: with me. It's like a fun bat shit quality to
Speaker 1: like she's she's super bad. Do you know if she
Speaker 1: wants to start a family, like she wants kids? I
Speaker 1: would think I think so, because that's going to be
Speaker 1: a huge topic. Hi, we're doing this, We're doing it right,
Speaker 1: We're doing it now. Wasn't she a wasn't she a professional?
Speaker 1: Like Disney Princess? That was? And was Clara edited to
Speaker 1: be talking to raccoons and stuff, which that was amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was the best. It was so crazy
Speaker 1: because so many fans watch that and think that she's
Speaker 1: actually talking. It was incredible. That was great. That season
Speaker 1: of Editors with the crabs scaled finger lives, fingers, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Well, I remember talking to like one of
Speaker 1: the somehow I got one of the producers on the
Speaker 1: phone and somebody wanted me to talk to them, and
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, like on on The Bachelor of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, right, you really have to protect the lead.
Speaker 1: You have to make them Prince Charming or like the
Speaker 1: Ultimate Dreams Cinderella Dreamer. I haven't really protected Peter. No,
Speaker 1: they haven't. So much you can do to talk about that.
Speaker 1: How have you felt overall about Peter as a bachelor?
Speaker 1: One of the worst ones, like the worst. He's probably
Speaker 1: one of the nicest humans that have ever been certainly
Speaker 1: seen tonight he might hurt him. Yeah. I just feel
Speaker 1: like he's not into anyone. I feel like he didn't
Speaker 1: find anyone and him and the producers have just gotten
Speaker 1: together and say, Okay, how can we mess with these ladies.
Speaker 1: It does feel like though that since Ellen left, I
Speaker 1: felt like he was such a good producer, and I
Speaker 1: feel like these producers are are kind of mean to
Speaker 1: their lead and bringing back Hannah that early on and
Speaker 1: allowing her to glitter wrap her titties around him, and like, like,
Speaker 1: I think that messed him up in a way that
Speaker 1: knocked him up the balance beam in a way that
Speaker 1: it was hard for him to like recap celebrate, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's a good analogy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was too early. It was like let the guy go, Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't win, I'm gonna fresh start. I know this works.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, oops, my fill into your black
Speaker 1: And he loved her, and he loved her. That didn't
Speaker 1: work out. I cannot stand. I mean, you know what,
Speaker 1: I really did not like her whence she first started,
Speaker 1: I did not, And then you know I I did
Speaker 1: grow to like her more when she came out of
Speaker 1: Rochelle was less like I loved her season before, when
Speaker 1: she moved the podium with great exactly what you like,
Speaker 1: you know, from fun like slutty Hannah, I liked her.
Speaker 1: It's now you're just like surpassed that again and now
Speaker 1: you're just like thirsty, hot mess Hannah. She's like the
Speaker 1: Britney Spears of Bachelor ecogist. Should we talk about how
Speaker 1: she did not or she denied the role of bachelorette
Speaker 1: again again thank god? Because she got a better financial
Speaker 1: opportunity with Dancing with the Stars, she added more toward
Speaker 1: dance with Dancing with the Stars. By theory goes, it
Speaker 1: goes beyond that because these days the Bachelor contract it
Speaker 1: like has social media written into it so that they
Speaker 1: don't allow you to do any sort of social media
Speaker 1: ads for a while. And I think she probably thought like, oh,
Speaker 1: if I gain even like probably not going to gain
Speaker 1: that many followers because whoever wanted to follow me, we
Speaker 1: probably and then I'm just not going to be able
Speaker 1: to do so much for so long that I was
Speaker 1: wondering why. I'm like, because these aren't that many more
Speaker 1: tour dates that she added. I was like, wait why,
Speaker 1: I was curious financial long run? I think, interesting she's
Speaker 1: putting on her mogil tours. A yeah, I did they pay?
Speaker 1: My friend doesn't. It's ridiculous. Ours was the last tour
Speaker 1: for a while, because they paid way to what we
Speaker 1: need to get we need like Tony Braxton before me
Speaker 1: and all of us dancing it was. It was when
Speaker 1: coronavirus goes away and you and I finally go an
Speaker 1: amazing race. We need to figure out how to do
Speaker 1: an amazing race tour afterwards. I can't wait. It's so
Speaker 1: funny people are because I keep talking about us doing
Speaker 1: the ming race, like it's literally been on my calendar,
Speaker 1: like kind of black blocked out things, and and people
Speaker 1: are like, well, how well do you know, lads. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've hung out with him till dawn. That counts. We
Speaker 1: got along one. I feel like we would get along well, yeah,
Speaker 1: best because also, as you put it, neither of us
Speaker 1: are willing to break an ankle to win. Not too
Speaker 1: much sweating exactly. I'm gonna fully get I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: my lashes died and curled beforehand. I'm gonna have just
Speaker 1: a backpack full of like foundation and like a little
Speaker 1: tiny flat iron. Michael, what are you gonna do when
Speaker 1: he's a way that long enjoy life? I'm gonna nap. Uh.
Speaker 1: So here we are, here we are, and we are
Speaker 1: we are at the women tell all. I'm actually surprised
Speaker 1: that we got the I was so happy to get
Speaker 1: any info that we got the resolution for like what
Speaker 1: happened with the first twenty minutes was the only reason
Speaker 1: to watch Last Night insides for my appearance, where it
Speaker 1: was when I literally wrote, yes, that's my friend. I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, that's right, friend. I feel I feel
Speaker 1: protective of you. Now you know, rain shall fall on
Speaker 1: Ashley I or crying girls outfit. I think you're a
Speaker 1: delight um So we have so yeah, so here we are.
Speaker 1: I didn't think we were going to get the resolution.
Speaker 1: I was so pissed that there was this. I was like,
Speaker 1: give me some fucking plot, you know, But they did.
Speaker 1: They gave us a little plot. So there we are.
Speaker 1: And he was like he is looking like he's looking
Speaker 1: like he's been put through like a shaker of the
Speaker 1: producer's messing with him. And he's like he's got his scar,
Speaker 1: which is because reinfected every week. Do you think it's
Speaker 1: getting like puffy? And in the beginning, he didn't feel
Speaker 1: like he doesn't. We don't see him drinking that much.
Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like a big booth sound, but like
Speaker 1: he's gonna he looks are more like he's sweating vodka
Speaker 1: and just fear and like there's like a kind of puff.
Speaker 1: There's like a like college booze sweat vibe happening. It's
Speaker 1: just like terrified and like there's nothing grounded or sighted
Speaker 1: about Oh my god, this is horrible. People have been
Speaker 1: talking about his hairline throughout the season. Oh, it's almost
Speaker 1: like what presidents like how presidents like Obama. Obama leaves
Speaker 1: like almost white with his hair, like his hair everybody's
Speaker 1: grays in the office. So Peter's Peter's hair lifes when
Speaker 1: and they sent them to Australia, I think during fire,
Speaker 1: right before it really broke out. I mean that they're
Speaker 1: up on that mountaintop. I was like, is that haze
Speaker 1: or they like a bush like get out of the
Speaker 1: goal that's where the fires were, Like like are they
Speaker 1: crying because they're crying or they have like like so
Speaker 1: he's like I am in love with three women and
Speaker 1: Madison um oh, and so the ladies are the two
Speaker 1: ladies that are there. We have Hannah and and Victoria
Speaker 1: far pist and and they're like Madison gave an ultimatum
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't be able to move forward. But we
Speaker 1: see him going I can't you from the week before,
Speaker 1: like whispering and um. And then we have Victoria f
Speaker 1: is Peter's love is very pure? Did it? Maybe? No,
Speaker 1: it means the happiest thing. And then we have Hannah
Speaker 1: and it's busy applying. It was like Bonnie Bell lip class.
Speaker 1: It was like a little girl's reminded me of what
Speaker 1: I had from Victorctoria's secret in middle school, the juicy tubes.
Speaker 1: It was a juicy tube of like a middle school
Speaker 1: lip play, like I mean, I mean, obviously, you guys,
Speaker 1: those moments are very much set up. It's like the
Speaker 1: getting ready moment where like we're totally already and then
Speaker 1: they're like, can you add a little bit mascara, a
Speaker 1: little bit of lip class, blah blah blah, but like
Speaker 1: her lips were so glossy. And then she's like, Dap,
Speaker 1: DAP's three more of my juicy too, and my three
Speaker 1: bridal gowns, like I mightna go up for the flapper
Speaker 1: bridle gown on the left. And then she's like, how
Speaker 1: do you feel for Peter? He's so strong, She's got
Speaker 1: her three dresses out. And then we see Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: under a tree and he's like, you look like a man.
Speaker 1: He's got the width of the world and he walks
Speaker 1: up so sad. He's like like pouting because he's like, wait,
Speaker 1: went I went to FunTown with two girls and no medicine?
Speaker 1: Like did what she said? She remembers, she remembered that,
Speaker 1: she remembered she had a boundary and she meant it somebody,
Speaker 1: So I know, somebody had a really funny tweet that
Speaker 1: they said to us last week that was like he
Speaker 1: was like, welcome to funk week, like little Pete wants
Speaker 1: to play, you know, and it's like, wait, what I
Speaker 1: can't okay. So he's like, this is not easy for
Speaker 1: me at all. I'm in three different relationships. This is
Speaker 1: so freaking hard for me. Now He's like, it seems
Speaker 1: went horribly with Madison. I don't know if she is
Speaker 1: gonna be here for me right now. Maybe I didn't
Speaker 1: go about this the right way. It's like no, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if you were in love with her and she
Speaker 1: said I will leave if you get at it, and
Speaker 1: he's like, loops, I got at it. I know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just like last week, Jared and I were like,
Speaker 1: if if he really valued this relationship with her, he
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it because what he did by sleeping with
Speaker 1: the other two was running the risk of her leaving,
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, I guess I don't really
Speaker 1: care that hard if don't leave. But seriously, his reaction
Speaker 1: when she said, oh you did do that, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: probably leave, his reaction was like, oh ship, really, like
Speaker 1: you were serious about that. Yeah. The more I've thought
Speaker 1: about it, the more like I've mold on it this
Speaker 1: week a bit, because I because I'm a psychopath, because
Speaker 1: I'm a broken human like Marionette, and I really thought
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, if he really I see
Speaker 1: her point where like if he really said I'm in
Speaker 1: love with you, which he actually said, I am in
Speaker 1: love with you, and it's like, okay, if you're her
Speaker 1: and you clearly are from this very Christian family, and
Speaker 1: like that's the like she had a point of like,
Speaker 1: all right, if you're in love with me and you're
Speaker 1: gonna propose in eight days, but you now, I know
Speaker 1: that's the name of the game. I know that's the
Speaker 1: show and that's the deal. But like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: get two blue jobs. You know what I can do everything.
Speaker 1: Just go get at it, go have a crazy night.
Speaker 1: Don't put the thing in that they agree I don't
Speaker 1: even think something a lot earlier. Yeah, that thing said
Speaker 1: you're gonna wait till you're like the final one. How
Speaker 1: did you feel about that? I don't think that. It's
Speaker 1: a huge thing for her, and that's a huge thing
Speaker 1: for any relationship that needs to be discussed, like date one. Well,
Speaker 1: especially because he's always about the sex. If he does
Speaker 1: not come across that way, but clearly he's like all
Speaker 1: he talks about, you know, in the beginning was like
Speaker 1: it's very important to me sex and all that. So
Speaker 1: like you know what, you're right, and I mean that
Speaker 1: was the thing. It was like she does know this
Speaker 1: Shaw and she does know her big secrets. It's more
Speaker 1: like does she know Peter because some guys it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be as big of a deal, but apparently they're
Speaker 1: making him a sex machine. Well he I think after
Speaker 1: the four times in the windmill, that was their angle
Speaker 1: when they're like, all right, we're not going to give
Speaker 1: you Tyler, which is who you all want, We're gonna
Speaker 1: give you Peter. Because they always picked slightly more neutered guy,
Speaker 1: like they don't pick the real dirty, dirty fun like
Speaker 1: hot as ship bones on, Like we'll give you the
Speaker 1: nicer guy, so America doesn't panic. I don't think Tyler
Speaker 1: wanted the role because like I can bye, I'll be
Speaker 1: on Mars, have fun on her like I've left goodbye forever.
Speaker 1: I'm a Taylor Smith now did not work out. That
Speaker 1: was my dad, So that was my That was Mike.
Speaker 1: How did so? How did you feel about Madison? And
Speaker 1: when she said it to to Peter were saying her
Speaker 1: timing of saying if you sleep with um, if you
Speaker 1: sleep with somebody, I'm out. Well, I mean she probably
Speaker 1: should have started a couple weeks earlier. I don't really
Speaker 1: think it changes like what he did. And also I
Speaker 1: think she probably should have said I'm a virgin on
Speaker 1: top of that, because that would have brought more weight
Speaker 1: to the situation. And yeah, Peter did tell me after
Speaker 1: women tell all that it would have added a little
Speaker 1: bit more weight. He doesn't know it would have changed things. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I will say that. Um, the producers came out last
Speaker 1: week and we're like, we put them all in the
Speaker 1: same hotel room because we were trying to force Madison
Speaker 1: to Yeah that that that we were trying to force
Speaker 1: Madison to tell him. It's like or torture like this
Speaker 1: poor girls watching them stumble in like I'll disheveled and
Speaker 1: Dawn Hannah and not even coherent se disheveled Hannah. Aaron too.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, she's so put together the whole day, like,
Speaker 1: oh she got at it. Girls just like poking her
Speaker 1: with a knife the whole time. She's like, well, Victoria
Speaker 1: the whole time, So what do you think? They're probably
Speaker 1: doing it right, Okay, let's talk. So so then Madison,
Speaker 1: So then there we are and she and so um
Speaker 1: Victoria F is like um so um I told him
Speaker 1: um I was in love with him. Yeah, she will
Speaker 1: be fun on Paradise. I had her as the one
Speaker 1: to get drunk on the first night. I mean that
Speaker 1: is her villain. So like borderline, I think you won.
Speaker 1: I think you were right. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: call her a true villain. I mean I think that
Speaker 1: Tammy was the villain. Tammy was how slippers that Tammy.
Speaker 1: She was my top crazy pick. Well, you had you
Speaker 1: guys at the right instinct, So Madison, and then he
Speaker 1: is like, this is also real. This is still so real.
Speaker 1: Will Maddie be here? So they show up and Victoria
Speaker 1: F is there, and then Hannah Ann. And then Victoria
Speaker 1: f goes, I hope she doesn't come. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you hope she doesn't come. Beca, it's clear
Speaker 1: that he loves her. Um. So then she shows up
Speaker 1: in a red dress looking real cute, and they're like,
Speaker 1: how are you. She's like, not great, yeah, not great,
Speaker 1: Like they jammed her into that cute little red dress
Speaker 1: and they pushed her up to that fiery mountain. She
Speaker 1: was like, well, I was falling in love with him,
Speaker 1: and then last night happened, and so now I don't
Speaker 1: really know. And then um, and then so Peter gets
Speaker 1: up there with a weepy, shaky voice and he was
Speaker 1: like sniff sniffling back water works with no water works
Speaker 1: coming down. Yes, there's and by the way, you have
Speaker 1: like fire in the air to help assist getting water works.
Speaker 1: She's like, I did an, I'm so grateful for for
Speaker 1: everyone here, I'm so grateful for our relationship. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it just comes off. It's weird. So then the first
Speaker 1: one that he gives the rose to Hannah Anne. Were surprised,
Speaker 1: were surprised about it. I thought Madison was obvious. That
Speaker 1: was obvious. Yeah, she's like that kind of. I always
Speaker 1: thought she was going to be until they announced Claire.
Speaker 1: I really thought they were getting her to be the bachelor. Really,
Speaker 1: but I I've never made us connect to her, No, exactly,
Speaker 1: it's the whole She didn't really have a person. Now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: between the lines, I think Kelsey was going to be it.
Speaker 1: I thought they were kind of shining up I mean,
Speaker 1: actually no, I would have loved it because it would
Speaker 1: have been just I feel like they could have shined
Speaker 1: her up like they shinned up Hannah By, where Hannah
Speaker 1: By couldn't even make a toast, or like like if
Speaker 1: they could have been if they could have gotten Hannah
Speaker 1: beating other, which they did, I feel like they could
Speaker 1: have shined up Kelsey. And if she had no other competition,
Speaker 1: she's like what, I'm emotional like and I have. But
Speaker 1: she had a job and she was beautiful, like I
Speaker 1: think I would have thought she would have been a
Speaker 1: fun bachelor, and I liked her professional cloth What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Does that mean she's a stylist at a
Speaker 1: boutique something? So somebody somebody emailed us because we were
Speaker 1: making fun of somebody emailed us and they said that
Speaker 1: their husband works at wherever, there's some company that they
Speaker 1: work at and that's what they're called, and they go
Speaker 1: to your house. Maybe it's like a person like a
Speaker 1: stylist that you can order up like a stylact like
Speaker 1: an app stylish make bespoke suits for you. So okay, alright,
Speaker 1: that's what I was, custom fit suits. So then um
Speaker 1: so then there's a so then there's a long pause
Speaker 1: before he picks the next one, and he's like medicine
Speaker 1: and then she does not respond and she's pissed. You
Speaker 1: guys think it was editing that she stayed there for
Speaker 1: so long she paused before walking up. She's editing, right,
Speaker 1: do you think? Yeah? It was good editing. It was
Speaker 1: really good. S a lot of town to really stare
Speaker 1: at her eyelash I was I wanted to say, should
Speaker 1: I say it's horrible? She's like a little Tammy Faye
Speaker 1: Baker Jr. They're real lashes. She shouldn't put them on
Speaker 1: the bottom because it's too much. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see her next week after find a Rose with professional
Speaker 1: hair and maker. She's going to be so she's so cute,
Speaker 1: but those eye lasts, like literally, I mean clearly the
Speaker 1: southern thing because a lot of girls that in the
Speaker 1: South do that like real kid clumpy like spider like
Speaker 1: kind of take it that she doesn't know any better
Speaker 1: because she she's so innocent and she hardly didn't wear
Speaker 1: makeup until she was in her twenties. I have actually
Speaker 1: done that on purpose once in a for like like
Speaker 1: a look like a look like a twiggy, look like
Speaker 1: a retro but you but it's when I don't do
Speaker 1: it myself and I request it, and it's hard for
Speaker 1: them to like pinch it together and add it and
Speaker 1: pinch the bottoms and add I gets to think. But
Speaker 1: the thing is she also doesn't have any shadow and
Speaker 1: liner on, so like it really emphasizes the length of
Speaker 1: the lash, which sounds crazy because you'd want to have
Speaker 1: long lashes, but not like, you know, twelve bottom lashes,
Speaker 1: like spiders are growing. Okay, okay, so then we have
Speaker 1: so then there's a pause and he's like, she's like,
Speaker 1: she's and his cigar is so infected. It's just like
Speaker 1: it's just it's like reinfected. So then she's like, and
Speaker 1: he's like, and then and then they're like and then
Speaker 1: were here, oh my god, by the way, which was
Speaker 1: also edited into that I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Okay, we're gonna take a break or
Speaker 1: we come right back. Oh bone Zone. Time for the
Speaker 1: bone Zone, guys, we're back. Um, So we were talking
Speaker 1: about the break. Were you surprised that she showed up?
Speaker 1: And what would have happened if she left? Not surprised
Speaker 1: she showed up? Um, I was expecting her to show up.
Speaker 1: But what we've been so wacky guys, is what if
Speaker 1: he said, well, accept this rose and she said no?
Speaker 1: Would he have been like, well, Victoria, well or well
Speaker 1: and and I guess you're the one. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it reminded me think about like Colton
Speaker 1: was our last bachelor. We haven't had a proper rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: He's jumping over the fence, running away like there Neil
Speaker 1: Lane has been like is waiting in his star topic.
Speaker 1: It's just like wait, like huh. I'm like, if you
Speaker 1: guys are mail. He's hilarious. He is the most eccentric
Speaker 1: person you're ever going to meet in your entire life,
Speaker 1: Like bouncing off the walls whenever I'm in there. Um,
Speaker 1: he's like, you, guys, I feel so trapped on the show,
Speaker 1: like they want me to be so buttoned up, but
Speaker 1: I'm not a buttoned up person. I just want to
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, oh my god. I want
Speaker 1: that we should have Neil Lane the fifth person in
Speaker 1: the podcast. I would be like, the real Neil Lane.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We have so we have a we
Speaker 1: have a rookie, Jerry Trayner, who was on I, Carly
Speaker 1: and Josh and Drake. He's he's never watched The Bachelor before,
Speaker 1: but he's our rookie and he's watching Leer and he's
Speaker 1: completely obsessed. So we kept talking about where's Neil Lane?
Speaker 1: What do you? And he actually thought it was a
Speaker 1: place where they go to propose and they get down
Speaker 1: on one is Neil Lane. That's funny. How come no
Speaker 1: one's ever put that together? I never because because he
Speaker 1: kept and he goes he didn't know, and he was
Speaker 1: sort of in the dark, and I think sometimes he
Speaker 1: gets embarrassed abou asking the stuff that he doesn't know.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, oh, this is a person.
Speaker 1: He was like, I thought it was like the final
Speaker 1: episode is You're on Neil Lane. It's just too perfect.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. And he keeps texting me I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot. I'm like, no, you're freaking genius.
Speaker 1: You're so hot. Um okay. So then so then I
Speaker 1: love that Victoria f is this and she was like
Speaker 1: you know what I'm I feel like with Madison, yeah,
Speaker 1: um okay, No, I just think like when the convo
Speaker 1: Madison changed his mind, like madis is his opinion Like
Speaker 1: I wan't E don't know there was. I was real
Speaker 1: for me, It's already got. She's like, um, She's like
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear at. It just felt like
Speaker 1: so stupid, like you just put her heart on there
Speaker 1: and it's like I hear it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say, and that is I'm just sad. We know,
Speaker 1: I moaned. No, you know that she gave him the
Speaker 1: most exciting fantasy sweet that ever. I mean, acrobatics, aerialists
Speaker 1: stuff like you know that this is every trick she's
Speaker 1: ever seen in a form. Like I'm like, like, sick baby,
Speaker 1: you exactly. It goes from sexy baby to call me momy,
Speaker 1: like four all night and he's like there's like windmill,
Speaker 1: like I'll be that like human windmill. It's just like happening. Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk for a second about her. I this is
Speaker 1: all I know nothing, and I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: a shade thrower. I did not believe her last night
Speaker 1: at the final Rows. I believe she's got a marriage.
Speaker 1: I just do believe it. However, I do want some
Speaker 1: of the people, maybe maybe the girls whose marriages she
Speaker 1: broke up, to come forward and tell us. Nobody has
Speaker 1: told a source other than like reality Steve finding it.
Speaker 1: And while I feel like reality is often right, it's
Speaker 1: not like a source like if you wanted your story
Speaker 1: out there, don't go there, come to me. Come and
Speaker 1: actually I was gonna come to us, and actually she's
Speaker 1: gonna come to us. Yes, reach out any anyway, d
Speaker 1: m her Is there an email for your podcast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Ben and Ashley at iHeartMedia dot com. And then
Speaker 1: we'll do all like the digging and all the names. Yet,
Speaker 1: like I know that Sydney and Lauren Lindyke both know
Speaker 1: people who supposedly's marriage broke up because of her, but
Speaker 1: neither of them are coming on the podcast to talk
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, it feels like people banded together
Speaker 1: to go down there to I mean, he was warned
Speaker 1: I would love. I just it's it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: fun paradise. But yeah, where are the people that happened?
Speaker 1: Like is that going to come up again? Because it's
Speaker 1: too big of something did not come up again in paradise,
Speaker 1: like one of the girls marriages she broke up should
Speaker 1: come down and be like I guess now yeah, oh
Speaker 1: that's so yeah, oh my god, which would be um So,
Speaker 1: then she's like she's like she she's like, she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just sad. And it's like, well, at least he
Speaker 1: wasn't married, I will say, like, she's like, she got
Speaker 1: broken up. Um so. Then so he goes, well, my
Speaker 1: family's here, they're waiting to meet you and see you again.
Speaker 1: And then Hannah Anne looked so like the odd wheel
Speaker 1: out like her face of like what am I doing here? Katie?
Speaker 1: Oh No? When when when Peter and Madison had that
Speaker 1: like really intense hug, you just saw Hannah looking like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not me. Yeah, it's not the only time Hannah
Speaker 1: and cries. Is when she realized her watching Hannah and cry,
Speaker 1: I was like, why is she crying? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: because she knows she's a odd man. Well, I think
Speaker 1: some people say that she was crying because Victoria was
Speaker 1: leaving it and they were tight. Okay, she did cry
Speaker 1: when somebody else. She cried at a date when somebody
Speaker 1: else got cut, and I think I feel like, did
Speaker 1: they go to Argentina or they born the series somewhere
Speaker 1: around there? She cried. I think she cried when somebody
Speaker 1: got cut there. Maybe Kelly did she cry and Kelly.
Speaker 1: Guys may have think Kelsey just because Kelsey and her
Speaker 1: did get close. Yeah, but she just looked like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: it's really when when Madison gave the toast, well, let's
Speaker 1: here's the saying of love really can conquering. She was
Speaker 1: so quick exactly, and like that was because you both
Speaker 1: of them, you know what I mean. It was like
Speaker 1: I told you I'm here, but he and now I
Speaker 1: think he's he's easily manipulated it enough, Like that's all
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm a bad boy, make it right.
Speaker 1: Like so she basically compromised her beliefs now because or
Speaker 1: is she doing Christian value of forgiveness? Oh? I used
Speaker 1: to think she's gonna she's going. I think she's going
Speaker 1: to leave when Chris Harrison comes up, because we just learned.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's like, definitely I love source was Peter?
Speaker 1: Bring hole? Is that? Bring her home? Bring her home to?
Speaker 1: What's Peter? This is what loves doing? Okay, ready, Peter,
Speaker 1: bring her home, bring her home to. I gotta go
Speaker 1: get dry home to the back of a suburban deep
Speaker 1: in the valley. Girl. By the way, I they showed
Speaker 1: up at my houses. Anna and I were saying that
Speaker 1: if they showed up at our viewing. But it was
Speaker 1: like me covered in cats and like waited blankets, cat hair,
Speaker 1: wine and waited blank Oh my god, a person's arrivedly
Speaker 1: come to my whole beer please come? So many cats
Speaker 1: makes okay? Men's will comb your hair beater? Okay? So
Speaker 1: then here we are. Guys, here we are. We're in
Speaker 1: anything else that we want to say before we get
Speaker 1: to the women tell all yeah, yeah, we want to.
Speaker 1: We want to think what's going to happen? So what
Speaker 1: I think? So I think my theory is that Madison
Speaker 1: accepted that roast to have extra time with Peter because
Speaker 1: she didn't want to make a rassi, a rash decision
Speaker 1: that she was going to regret. But I do think
Speaker 1: she's going to get extra time with him can't get
Speaker 1: over the hump, and then she leaves, in which Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison has to say, we just found this out. Madison
Speaker 1: left and then his parents are still there and he's like, mom,
Speaker 1: she left, and then she's does he chase after her?
Speaker 1: Or does he think after her? And then they decide
Speaker 1: if they're like really going to be together? That's right,
Speaker 1: That's what I think to him. So it's the equivalent
Speaker 1: of cold. I mean, think about how many weird bachelors
Speaker 1: we've had ari every All these bachelors have been so
Speaker 1: freaking weird, and then think about poor Hannah be and
Speaker 1: like the dog food, we haven't had a successful, seeming
Speaker 1: one in a while. And then we had Hannah, which
Speaker 1: is also weird, and then and then we also had
Speaker 1: Becca and it's like, oops, you got engaged to a sweet, nice,
Speaker 1: maybe racist, like you know, a guy who did some
Speaker 1: questionable likes on Instagram. You know, it's like, oh, they
Speaker 1: haven't had a nice, simple one in a little while.
Speaker 1: Why am I blanking on? Who was before ari? Ari
Speaker 1: was Nick Nick? Nick Nick Nick? Who seemed too soon,
Speaker 1: He seemed he seemed he'd been through the ring or
Speaker 1: too many times to beginning gauged back. I enjoyed him
Speaker 1: so much on Caitlin season. I enjoyed him so much
Speaker 1: on Paradise, but like as the Bachelor, there was a
Speaker 1: part of him that had seemed like he'd seen behind
Speaker 1: the curtain too many times. Jared and I still want
Speaker 1: him to go on like summer games, so that he
Speaker 1: can just be on everything and now, which is a
Speaker 1: parody of itself. I mean he has to, he has to,
Speaker 1: he has to have a good question. Who do you
Speaker 1: think he was apologizing to? You think it was Hannah?
Speaker 1: And that's what's weird. It looks like Madison's hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that's what I would look like Madison's hair.
Speaker 1: They both kind of look alike. That sorry, I've always
Speaker 1: been the beginning of these two girls kind of look
Speaker 1: alike and really weird because when you've seen them next
Speaker 1: to each other, you're like, yeah, if you re style,
Speaker 1: if you cut Madison's or if you or if you
Speaker 1: gave Hannah and those spider lashes. I wonder if but
Speaker 1: he might be apologizing like Okay, I'm letting you go.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I gotta go run after Madison, who's like
Speaker 1: trying to leave Australia, but it's on lockdown, Like, so
Speaker 1: here we are. We're in the studio and we can
Speaker 1: keep I mean, we'll keep going back. We're in the studio.
Speaker 1: I mean does overall I felt this season I didn't
Speaker 1: feel that connected to a lot of these women. I'm like,
Speaker 1: usually when we get to women, tell all, there's like
Speaker 1: six or seven that I feel pretty connected for, Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like it even comes down to like the
Speaker 1: two on one, which was just like sitting on a bench,
Speaker 1: like there was no it was like there was no
Speaker 1: exciting too. It was just like, wait, who are is
Speaker 1: McKenna and Tammy fighting? And like I didn't felt I
Speaker 1: felt connected to Kelsey. I felt like I knew Victoria,
Speaker 1: but there weren't that Kelsey and Victoria. I did feel
Speaker 1: like I got to know yeah, and then I know Madison.
Speaker 1: Yeah in my head, yeah, I know Madison. But the
Speaker 1: ones that were there in that room, why wasn't Kelly there?
Speaker 1: So tell us tell us tecop Harrison told me on
Speaker 1: my podcast last week ago, So why wasn't Kelly there?
Speaker 1: He goes, Well, we didn't think that Kelly was know
Speaker 1: an integral part to the storyline, and as much as
Speaker 1: I could like Chris, that's Bill, yes, because like who
Speaker 1: like the last row nobody never No, That's what I
Speaker 1: said in my Cosmo article to say, I was like
Speaker 1: so so and so, so and so and so and
Speaker 1: so who I don't remember their names and I had
Speaker 1: to actually go back and find their names. So they
Speaker 1: were integral en So it's like a really really lamb excuse.
Speaker 1: My theory is that she wasn't super liked by production
Speaker 1: or they knew that she was going to call out
Speaker 1: editing because that was the only way to excuse her
Speaker 1: behavior or what she what she said on her last
Speaker 1: three on one because remember she was like frank and
Speaker 1: bitten as I were really chop up words to put
Speaker 1: together a sentence. So then like her, if that were
Speaker 1: to ever come up on Women Tell All, she'd been like,
Speaker 1: you guys know, that was straight up edited, and that
Speaker 1: would be the only thing that she could really say.
Speaker 1: And she's a lawyer too, because she's also going to
Speaker 1: be smart. She's gonna be like, yeah, I didn't say that,
Speaker 1: look at it, go back and watch it. It's drung together.
Speaker 1: Who says she's not an integral part of the season.
Speaker 1: She knew Peter before this before, like and he was
Speaker 1: so like razzled by whatever went down in the lobby
Speaker 1: at that West like visions like whatever did you did it? Right?
Speaker 1: I feel like they at least like people said, he
Speaker 1: like elf on a shelf, like he loves to elf
Speaker 1: on a shelf, like he lives to stick a lady
Speaker 1: on like the table or a bookshelf, and like kind
Speaker 1: of dry. I feel like they at least elf on
Speaker 1: a shelf of like some kind of like entryway furniture
Speaker 1: at the at the Four Seasons Westlake Village. I feel
Speaker 1: like if they fully did it, he wouldn't be as interested,
Speaker 1: but like it was enough of a like it would
Speaker 1: be fun if I really get to like do the
Speaker 1: full bone zone. But maybe it was like a little
Speaker 1: fun dry hump. Also, Natasha wasn't there. N Tasha, and
Speaker 1: I liked her, could not attend. I know this through Natasha.
Speaker 1: She was great. She was great. Okay, So here we are.
Speaker 1: Who do we want to talk about? Do we want
Speaker 1: to talk about the pill popping? Did we want to
Speaker 1: do champagne game? What do we want to talk to?
Speaker 1: Talk to you guys about this, because I think you
Speaker 1: guys would get this. Talk to us what about when
Speaker 1: she goes She was like, I know, pill popping, like
Speaker 1: I'm a nurse. And then that girl, you're a dermatologist.
Speaker 1: You just complimented her, and I think she was trying
Speaker 1: to say like, oh, you're a cosmetic nurse, like you
Speaker 1: work in a med spot. And then she was like
Speaker 1: belittling dermatologist and I just called her a doctor as
Speaker 1: like the dish. I couldn't believed it in there. When
Speaker 1: I heard that love sitting in the press remo woman all,
Speaker 1: I was like, well that's getting cut out because what
Speaker 1: an idiotic, ignorant comment. Oh my god. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved I would see your derma adult. I was like,
Speaker 1: that was like my favorite interaction of the evening. I
Speaker 1: also loved I also loved Kelsey being like I never
Speaker 1: said I was sober. I mean that was like that
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I have a couple of Mommy likes
Speaker 1: a couple of glasses of wine. And it was like,
Speaker 1: good for her. She's right, She's not trying to come
Speaker 1: on and be like I'm sober. She's like, I have
Speaker 1: a couple of glasses of wine. She always had like
Speaker 1: wine teeth, which I loved, like it was always vaguely purple. No,
Speaker 1: she was always this little drunk slightly It's not like
Speaker 1: even on her dates was a little you know, but
Speaker 1: she probably just needed it. She just needs she clearly stressed,
Speaker 1: clearly that's champagne bottle and a lot to her pain bottle,
Speaker 1: I mean, and the fact that it burned her nose.
Speaker 1: I liked her at the end opening all the champagne
Speaker 1: bottle for the people in the audience that that was
Speaker 1: really fun. She redeemed herself a lot like yes, like
Speaker 1: self deprecating and acknowledge, like that's what you gotta do
Speaker 1: when you come across a little cuckoo on TV, just
Speaker 1: own it. And then yeah, she recovered, she recovered. I
Speaker 1: think she will be very popular in Paradise, oh for sure.
Speaker 1: And a mess, a mess you will cry. That was
Speaker 1: my my bottle of margarita mix from Iowa. She really
Speaker 1: doesn't do it. She's like, I can't handle that environment
Speaker 1: like the heat, and I can't handle even better even
Speaker 1: the emotions that will be that because I told her,
Speaker 1: I was like, if you think that was emotional way
Speaker 1: to get a pair, I didn't find somebody you like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even imagine because it's like
Speaker 1: I would not thrive and I couldn't handle it. I
Speaker 1: mean I would love to do it, but I could
Speaker 1: not handle it. Like the Paradise Musical Chairs of like okay,
Speaker 1: Lance and I are together like and then like okay,
Speaker 1: but here comes like you guys always have to be scared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's always. Yeah, that's hard because they're always going to
Speaker 1: bring in someone that they know you like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I was surprised when I felt her art.
Speaker 1: I don't Actually when you go on Paradise, do you
Speaker 1: tell them like you give a list of the guys
Speaker 1: that you're interested, list of the guys, and then they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we know that she likes that guy too, so bring
Speaker 1: him in. Third. We know that he likes her, and
Speaker 1: we know that she's going to lose it over him.
Speaker 1: Was Winter Games fun? Um? I mean it's like a
Speaker 1: weird time in my life right right that format? Do
Speaker 1: you think was that was like do it like was
Speaker 1: it some learn to Paradise or it was a lot
Speaker 1: less stressful because people weren't at it in like you
Speaker 1: started out as a huge limited from that group, so
Speaker 1: like it was a lot less emotionally it's taxing, right,
Speaker 1: And it was also a lot of people that we
Speaker 1: didn't know. It's like, wait, who are like you know
Speaker 1: what you were? Like I think we met you k
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It's like okay, like it
Speaker 1: was like it wasn't like we didn't It wasn't like
Speaker 1: we knew the history of everybody. Do I need to
Speaker 1: watch one public season? It gets no clearer because you
Speaker 1: don't have to do it. You can just watch her
Speaker 1: tell him off, Like just watch like the top three,
Speaker 1: because first you want to know what he says to her.
Speaker 1: They're in a helicopter. This is like after their overnight date,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I like you, but I love fucking you. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god. We might have to watch this season
Speaker 1: for we might do it. Think it's worth it. You'll
Speaker 1: get it quick. He was the most he was. She
Speaker 1: read your plow through it for our listeners. Is it
Speaker 1: too much? We could do? Like we could do like
Speaker 1: one episode is like four episodes. We could record like
Speaker 1: four of them and just be like, okay, this is
Speaker 1: one through four. He contacted us because he went through
Speaker 1: that homophobic you know, I don't know anything about you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone does that and never like someone
Speaker 1: goes through a homo that literally Mary Jackson, Brittany after
Speaker 1: that whole it's the equivalent. Honestly, it's the equivalent of like, what, look,
Speaker 1: I've got a black friend. Everyone's black friend. So I
Speaker 1: met him, I met about a story like shopping, you know,
Speaker 1: and we know we talked about yes, like okay, tell me,
Speaker 1: but he did not become friends after when we had
Speaker 1: just like he was quite far the worst Bachelor ever,
Speaker 1: Like watch to watch because it was, but we gotta
Speaker 1: watch it. We gotta watch. Tell me what we need
Speaker 1: to know about Claire from that season, I mean, you
Speaker 1: just need to see how she tells him off and
Speaker 1: like she's just so strong, Like she's emotional and she's
Speaker 1: so strong, Like she's the perfect combination for like this
Speaker 1: emotionally strong movement we're having right now. Okay, great, you're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. Oh my god, they did not
Speaker 1: know they did not? Oh yes I did, and we're back. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, emotional strong movements are great things. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then we have the Tammy McKenna when he when she
Speaker 1: goes every time a camera came around, you spread your
Speaker 1: plas what was that was that way that Tammy's eye
Speaker 1: rolls and stuff throughout that that was editing too. That
Speaker 1: was editing, Yeah, because they gave her. And then like
Speaker 1: I met Tammy backs and sure maybe it was to me,
Speaker 1: but I met her backstage and she was like, actually,
Speaker 1: I please don't hate me, Please don't hate me, and
Speaker 1: she's very nice to me, and You're like okay. It
Speaker 1: was like we can we can move on from this
Speaker 1: for sure, but like you don't not do it again
Speaker 1: in paradise. Yeah good, I like that. You looked pretty.
Speaker 1: Four hours to get there, it really really My makeup
Speaker 1: artists took four hours. She's a crazy perfection. It looks
Speaker 1: really good. Can we discuss the Victoria f tan hands?
Speaker 1: How she did you see her? Because I haven't haven't
Speaker 1: been a person who has tan handed myself before she
Speaker 1: her palms were so orange, Like I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It was when she waved during the when she waved
Speaker 1: when they when they went down the line, go back
Speaker 1: and watch it. It was so it was like rust
Speaker 1: all like and again I've I've been that person where
Speaker 1: I was like, oh I didn't I didn't the barrier cream,
Speaker 1: the barrier cream, the barrier cream didn't work. Um, so
Speaker 1: there was a lot of champagne gate. We've got I
Speaker 1: never said I was sober. Um, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I didn't. It's done. It's like to recap
Speaker 1: this recap and I couldn't do it. It's a worried
Speaker 1: even like you never like when out of his way
Speaker 1: not to talk to McKenna the whole season. Yes, except
Speaker 1: then he gave her a concussion when he offed on
Speaker 1: a shelf. It's just like, now she's strong and powerful.
Speaker 1: I do like when Tammy was like, Hong, did you
Speaker 1: rehearse that? I was like, you think, no, I want
Speaker 1: to thank you. I'm gonna be you show me the
Speaker 1: person I do like her, we don't want to be.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was so delivery of that. What
Speaker 1: did I say before about her? I'm like, she is
Speaker 1: one of those like wooden framed things at home Goods
Speaker 1: with a motivational quote. Yeah, he's the human version of
Speaker 1: that yes yes, saying plaque yes, and I love me
Speaker 1: Home Goes. It's like it is. It's things are so good.
Speaker 1: I'm crazy busy, crapy, I'm crazy, you guys, I'm just
Speaker 1: crazy busy I've got a lot of things going on.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you what about taking a lot of
Speaker 1: meetings is really exciting. I'm crazy busy. I want to say.
Speaker 1: Her Instagram is all her just dancing. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: She loves to dance? Well was her mouth thing? What
Speaker 1: was the tongue thing that she did all that season?
Speaker 1: What was that? Why do people do that? What is that? Ad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They cut out that part they taught you know, in
Speaker 1: the bullying segment. Somebody was like, she said, because I
Speaker 1: make those facial expressions, people were saying that I was
Speaker 1: on drugs. It's like, yeahause, it seems like you're because
Speaker 1: you're like why would you because you're because you're grinding
Speaker 1: your teeth? Like can you live at least on pill
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, just like I mean there's there's
Speaker 1: pills that are coke form, right, I mean yeah, it's
Speaker 1: basically meth, that's right, you focus. Yeah, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she didn't meth, but yes. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: then Peter comes out and he talks to Victoria f
Speaker 1: and she's like, thank you, I'm sorry I put you
Speaker 1: through all I had. I guess you're all so bad
Speaker 1: and he's like, I love you too, and he was
Speaker 1: he could see she looked good. She did so pretty
Speaker 1: like your face. Her face, she's so she and she
Speaker 1: was like a slow burn because she was the one
Speaker 1: that came out the first night, was like, my stime
Speaker 1: of humor is dry. But that's the only thing, that's
Speaker 1: what everybody knows that. I was like, wait, what did
Speaker 1: she just talk about her plus like? But then she
Speaker 1: tried it again. She's like, remember when I said sent
Speaker 1: was dry, but remember that she's like heat, No, Like
Speaker 1: what was it that just defines her in one moment?
Speaker 1: It was and then she's like I loved also like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I couldn't possibly walk the cat walk
Speaker 1: and I was like boom boom boom tongue and then
Speaker 1: like it couldn't possibly go skydiving, and the like in
Speaker 1: her Instagram account was like that she's a blast. She's
Speaker 1: so freaking sexy and she's danger. Will Robinson, there is
Speaker 1: danger to day. She's gonna be great and she's gonna
Speaker 1: be she look so I loved the weird moment in
Speaker 1: Fantasy Suits where she walked in and somebody goes, you
Speaker 1: look tired, and they're like, you look really skinny, like
Speaker 1: think you like what is happening? Okay, So then we
Speaker 1: have the fake viewing parties and they're driving around with
Speaker 1: all the flight at tennis who has on just like
Speaker 1: a random night viewing parties of that size with roses
Speaker 1: everywhere and people dressed I mean their babies dressed up.
Speaker 1: His fine. I'm gonna be honest, I hate viewing parties
Speaker 1: because you can't hear it. And then people are just
Speaker 1: like giving their opinion and I'm like, hey, well I'll
Speaker 1: have to watch the episode again later, paul joke and like, look,
Speaker 1: I truly I look like a beautiful mind psychopathic, Like
Speaker 1: if when if I ever get hit by a bus
Speaker 1: and somebody finds these, they're like, she was deeply troubled.
Speaker 1: She walked in front of that bus. Did you see this?
Speaker 1: It just has bones one fake viewing parties. My friend
Speaker 1: in my head, bone zone, horny, infected, infected scarm. Listen
Speaker 1: to your heart. It's just like a star. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not the drug addiction suicide. Listen to your hearts. To
Speaker 1: listen to your heart, and I'm gonna have to It's
Speaker 1: like my job now is I'm gonna talk about listen
Speaker 1: to your heart anything, it's they're trying. The song is
Speaker 1: going to be ruined. The song like the Cooper came
Speaker 1: on in the car this morning and I was like,
Speaker 1: listen to your heart has already ruined to this song.
Speaker 1: And then for them to even think that they're going
Speaker 1: to try to find a romance like that maybe just angers.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're never gonna find it. I mean, what
Speaker 1: a song show ever? I can't like me use that
Speaker 1: song and that's just gonna be liked money for one song.
Speaker 1: They really splurged that they did. I mean, that's not
Speaker 1: a cheap song. I will watch it because I have to,
Speaker 1: but but I'm like, what if you got Like I
Speaker 1: look at some of them like, oh, she got lucky
Speaker 1: to be paired with that guy. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: be like, what if you got paired with the wrong person?
Speaker 1: You people? That's good? Um. I love the Reality Steve
Speaker 1: tweet something really funny. It was like a gift or
Speaker 1: a meme yesterday that said like no one blank, literally
Speaker 1: no one blank, Chris Harrison. Everybody's talking about. UM. Now
Speaker 1: I don't want to know who do you know who
Speaker 1: Reality Steve is? And I don't want to know who
Speaker 1: he is he has a face? You know who he is? Well,
Speaker 1: he has a face, so I I know what he
Speaker 1: looks like. Do you we know which city he lives in? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he lives in Texas. I don't know anything like Dallas. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: because people run into him. Do you have a feeling
Speaker 1: do you have an idea of who the mole is of,
Speaker 1: like the person who tells him all the info of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think like I always well, I think good part
Speaker 1: of it is alumni, but they won't know what actually
Speaker 1: happens during the season. I think it's got to be
Speaker 1: like a sounder guy or a camera guy, somebody who's
Speaker 1: like in all the interview room, but like doesn't have
Speaker 1: as big of like a personal connection. That's good. That's much.
Speaker 1: Do you usually get paid for that be in the mall? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's great. I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's just the thrill of the male. Yeah, I'd love
Speaker 1: to be the more. I can't wait for they give
Speaker 1: me the mole on Amazing Race. It was so good.
Speaker 1: So then Peter comes out and they're like, people are
Speaker 1: staying the reward of the dramas crying in the drama.
Speaker 1: I said, I made mistakes. I'm not a perfect man.
Speaker 1: I followed my heart. I followed my heart. Um, and
Speaker 1: I did enjoy the Blooper reel with the Charles Manson
Speaker 1: man walking up behind him at the AD. I like that. Um.
Speaker 1: And then they brought out Rachel Lindy, who looked stunning
Speaker 1: and that for a lesson on online harassment. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: really took a turn. It took a yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: mean I needed needed very powerful, yes, but man that
Speaker 1: I mean it was brutal. God, she's all stunning, she's stunning.
Speaker 1: Don't do a bulling thing after they were all screaming
Speaker 1: at each other. Else they at least make it after
Speaker 1: a girl says you spread your legs. It was reverse thing.
Speaker 1: Then all the girls would be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely ready to Um. All right, what do you
Speaker 1: think is going to happen? Um? I think actually was right.
Speaker 1: I think he's going to uh get the virgin. Um,
Speaker 1: she's going to leave him. He is going to chase
Speaker 1: after her, and I think he ends up with no
Speaker 1: one too. You think, like after the final Rose next week,
Speaker 1: she's going to say I'm not Yeah, yeah, I told
Speaker 1: him and I can't. We gave it a go. We try.
Speaker 1: I hope she does actually season where he'll be on
Speaker 1: a date and everything and it's and it seems like great,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden he just turns. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to comfort these women, like the run
Speaker 1: off crying. He just sits there like or they say
Speaker 1: something remotely does not positive and he's like, I have
Speaker 1: to go outside and talk to myself for two hours.
Speaker 1: He's leaving this old everything. Every time we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: she said she had second thoughts, So I'm going to
Speaker 1: cancel all of your dates today so I don't meet
Speaker 1: any of you think about like it's starting out with
Speaker 1: like Hannah showed up, she covered me in glitter, So
Speaker 1: I can't possibly hear your erotic stories like that you
Speaker 1: all sat and wrote, does all of it? I love
Speaker 1: Natasha's face for so many of these it's like, wait,
Speaker 1: what does happen? Like are you hitting me? Like what
Speaker 1: are you doing? Like you're a little baby boy, Ashley.
Speaker 1: What do you think it's going to happen? I think
Speaker 1: that's what's gonna happen. And he's gonna end up along
Speaker 1: and now what do you think? But I don't love
Speaker 1: he's gonna end up along what about the producer rocketting
Speaker 1: engaged producer? Sometimes, I like, sometimes I find myself believing
Speaker 1: the producer room or more and more, especially like looking
Speaker 1: at that looking at that thing. Well, yeah, the photos
Speaker 1: don't mean anything because like you actually become best friends
Speaker 1: with your producer and they don't have a young que producer.
Speaker 1: Don't hire a hot young man I know, don't hire
Speaker 1: they want that to happen. Well, that's would be amazing
Speaker 1: if that happens after all this. Yeah, I loved that show.
Speaker 1: I love that show. I loved that show. That's why
Speaker 1: I thought so good. But that's why I thought he
Speaker 1: wasn't into anyone. It felt like all these produced moments
Speaker 1: was kind of like, what can we do to make
Speaker 1: this show interesting? I don't like any of them? Or
Speaker 1: maybe I've fallen in love with a producer. I think
Speaker 1: he was so jingle from Hannah be up Top that
Speaker 1: he never recovered. I think he was not in the
Speaker 1: right headspace to move on that good in bed. I
Speaker 1: think he was. I think he loves crazy and so
Speaker 1: she was crazy. She was the dream girl. I think
Speaker 1: when you're all competing, there's a little bit of one
Speaker 1: for one person. She's it. I think that she was
Speaker 1: like because he has pretty buttoned up, nice, kind of dull,
Speaker 1: sweet guy where his big thing is line dancing, and
Speaker 1: like she was kind of wild you know what Lenge
Speaker 1: was going to be. Yeah, I think it makes him
Speaker 1: feel more interesting and like and like she really kind
Speaker 1: of I mean when you saw how horney he was
Speaker 1: for her, like I hate that word, by the way,
Speaker 1: when he said I think it is the grocers, But
Speaker 1: when you saw how like he was so all over
Speaker 1: her in that sauna, Like remember them in the sauna,
Speaker 1: they were like listening, like he was so attracted to her,
Speaker 1: and we didn't see. Well, you know what should really
Speaker 1: happen is that like after the final rose and Madison's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not with her, and then pause for a couple
Speaker 1: of months, and then Hannah and Peter come out as
Speaker 1: a couple and then they both kind of wont that
Speaker 1: would be amazing? I love this, Katyna. What do you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna happen? I think that Madison is going
Speaker 1: to leave, and I think he is going to try
Speaker 1: to go after her. I've seen theories online that people
Speaker 1: think that he like goes then for Hannah and Hannah
Speaker 1: and and tries, and she's like that item not going
Speaker 1: to be like your sloppy second. She's gonna be popular.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be popular. And I kind of wonder that too.
Speaker 1: So I think he's going to try for Madison on
Speaker 1: after the final rows or maybe like maybe not on it,
Speaker 1: but like they'll show it, kind of like they did
Speaker 1: with um Arimbecca, like they'll have a camera go to it.
Speaker 1: It's definitely going to have one of those cameras. And
Speaker 1: I think I don't know if they're together or not.
Speaker 1: I kind of think he's going to be alone. Um.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like the theory of her, of
Speaker 1: him and Hannahby getting together later on. But I still
Speaker 1: have hope that Hannaby and her dance partner Alan will
Speaker 1: be dating and think they're the kid. He just made
Speaker 1: me think something talk to us. You know that Hannah
Speaker 1: ann probably thought, oh, if I leave now because like
Speaker 1: I'm a sloppy second, I'll be the bachelorette. And look,
Speaker 1: that didn't happen because nobody connected to her. But had
Speaker 1: she done that and we did feel her, then she would.
Speaker 1: She's also very didn't three you. Tanna Brown brought hope
Speaker 1: to all the young ones. But because with every season
Speaker 1: they usually picked a girl the next batchelor from that season,
Speaker 1: So this cleare thing was a season was it was
Speaker 1: because nobody liked any of the girls. Everyone was literally
Speaker 1: complaining because they were all just girls. They're so young.
Speaker 1: He was distracted by Hannaby and then he was distracted
Speaker 1: by Champagne Gay and then and then like a laya,
Speaker 1: the whole Alaya thing. So like he was set up
Speaker 1: to fail, but we didn't. But we didn't get but
Speaker 1: he allowed it and we didn't get to know people.
Speaker 1: So like maybe if we've gotten to know Natasha more,
Speaker 1: if we've gotten to know every day. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: a bad trip of girls. I don't think anyone has
Speaker 1: really studied for him. I think they were casting for
Speaker 1: good TV and not for him to find love. But
Speaker 1: he also he made terrible decisions along the way, just
Speaker 1: exacerbated the situation, like the whole thing and what do
Speaker 1: you think it's going to happen? An um Okay, I
Speaker 1: think I thought about this a lot of I think
Speaker 1: Madison leaves and that's when he comes and he's like,
Speaker 1: I just found out this news, and then I think
Speaker 1: he breaks up with Hannah and goes I think I
Speaker 1: need to like that moment where he's like brunette head
Speaker 1: being like I'm sorry. I think he goes after Madison
Speaker 1: Madison and she's like I don't know, and then we
Speaker 1: get to bring her home to us, or maybe that happens.
Speaker 1: He has to go, she has to go deal with
Speaker 1: her young, weird dad with the haircut that I think
Speaker 1: where he's like behind the screen door and we see
Speaker 1: a head that was Madison's head for sure, Yeah that
Speaker 1: hair was too flat, but it could be like I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry I sucked everyone every years And I think
Speaker 1: I think that was Madison's head. That's the kind of sorry.
Speaker 1: But I think he goes to try and win Madison
Speaker 1: back in the madisone is a little bit of a
Speaker 1: flat iron up top, or a little is a little
Speaker 1: oil that's a little anti bridge, just a little bit hot,
Speaker 1: just a little bit of hot, just a little one,
Speaker 1: just a little um. Okay, here we go. Will you
Speaker 1: guys help us pick the tweet of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: so if you guys want to participate, you can just
Speaker 1: you at me or at Anna Marine air d E
Speaker 1: N M y R I N doesn't look like how
Speaker 1: it's spelled annas h O S S n I e H.
Speaker 1: And then you do hashtag w y A t R
Speaker 1: if you want to be part of it. Here we go,
Speaker 1: here are There were so many good ones it was
Speaker 1: hard to narrow down. I narrowed it down to six.
Speaker 1: We will then narrow it down to two and we
Speaker 1: will pick the winner. Kelsey at oh Wale, Kelsey Peter
Speaker 1: sending Victoria f home. The saying I hate to see
Speaker 1: you go, but love to watch you leave was intended
Speaker 1: for moments like this, like you suck but that ass
Speaker 1: though Dad said that at Baseball one? How many Crest
Speaker 1: three D white strips does it take Chris Harrison to
Speaker 1: disinfect that jagouz? Did you see that? Lauren at Underscore
Speaker 1: Purple Underscore, Hayes. If I will only watch Bachelor, listen
Speaker 1: to your heart. If the couples have to write a
Speaker 1: dog food jingle, that's good jingle, okay, because you guys
Speaker 1: remember Jed's dogs. This is Jim Scott at Jim Bob Sama.
Speaker 1: The women came on Women Till All for a shot
Speaker 1: to be bachelorette, and instead all they got was coronavirus
Speaker 1: at l A X too soon another Jim Scott after
Speaker 1: Victoria f is cut, Peter, come find me once you
Speaker 1: marry one of these girls. That's definitely top two. Um
Speaker 1: lazy Joe g at Lacy and Scoler. Joe did some
Speaker 1: p a re slash Peter's head while he was sleeping.
Speaker 1: I think he got maybe some son or something. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the final one. Sarah Elizabeth at Mama Bird. Sarah.
Speaker 1: Victoria EV's hands are so orange from applying self Tanner
Speaker 1: it looks like she just gave Trump a hand job.
Speaker 1: All right, my top three? Okay, what are your tough Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say definitely a hand job. And then what
Speaker 1: you guys get to pick the second one? Come find
Speaker 1: me when you marry one of you like that you
Speaker 1: like O Crest trip? All right, so dog food Crest
Speaker 1: strip or come find me for the final. For the
Speaker 1: second one, maybe come find me food. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I said come find me all right, Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright.
Speaker 1: Final to Jim Scott at Jim Bob's Ama after Victoria
Speaker 1: f is cut Peter, come find me whence you marry
Speaker 1: one of these girls? Or Sarah Elizabeth Mama Bird Sarah
Speaker 1: vic Touria's Victoria fs hands are so are some applying self? Tanner?
Speaker 1: It looks like she just gaped from hand. Probably not
Speaker 1: that I gotta get a hand job. Anna come find me.
Speaker 1: We got it's unanimous, Sarah Elizabeth one. Okay, now all right,
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Speaker 1: coming up. My dream is to get on the New
Speaker 1: York Times best seller list. Allegedly you have to sell
Speaker 1: eight thousand copies. We've sold a hundred and eleven on
Speaker 1: the podcast so far, so we're getting there. We're getting there.
Speaker 1: And um, if we make it on the New York
Speaker 1: Times bestseller List, I would I have to convince my brother,
Speaker 1: but I would like to do a free show at
Speaker 1: in my mom's yard in Little Compton, Rhode Island. Although
Speaker 1: if we can't do it there, we'll figure out a
Speaker 1: place to do it, so we'll do one somewhere, preferably
Speaker 1: in my in my mom's yard. Um. It is a
Speaker 1: book about growing up in a small town called Little Compton,
Speaker 1: Rhode Island, that has no stoplights a general store. Rumor
Speaker 1: has it, once upon a time we had an illiterate
Speaker 1: chief of police, and we had a crow that was
Speaker 1: the town felon Poe. The Crow stole all the mail
Speaker 1: and was put under house arrest because it's a federal
Speaker 1: crime to steal mail. It's also about my family, my parents,
Speaker 1: Janet and Willie Marine, the original gangsters. Uh. They were
Speaker 1: co workers in New York City. They one New Year's
Speaker 1: Eve got engaged on a dare they were not dating.
Speaker 1: Six weeks later they had a proper wedding and they
Speaker 1: moved from Manhattan to eat town of three thousand people
Speaker 1: to raise my brother and I. So that's where it
Speaker 1: all starts. And then it was how I got from
Speaker 1: that town to a sitcom by twenty two, which is
Speaker 1: a truly a miracle. Um. So if you guys are interested,
Speaker 1: little miss little Compton screen grab your receipts appreciate it.
Speaker 1: For those of you guys on Patreon, we know there
Speaker 1: was a little glitch with the Bachelor archives and that
Speaker 1: you were having a hard time watching the Australia episodes.
Speaker 1: There is now a link on our Patreon page that
Speaker 1: you can click. Because the season finale goes up this week,
Speaker 1: we're putting up the finale episode. Will Matt find love?
Speaker 1: Is he gonna pick sexy Sexy Abbey or is he
Speaker 1: gonna find love with a fellow of scientists. We don't know.
Speaker 1: We're not revealing, but we uh, we want you to
Speaker 1: be able to watch along. So there is a link
Speaker 1: that sends you somewhere. It is not our we are
Speaker 1: not sharing in for it is not our website, but
Speaker 1: but there is a link that will show you how
Speaker 1: to get there. And then we have decided we are
Speaker 1: going to do next. We're going to do Love is
Speaker 1: Blind from Netflix. And then I have to say, after
Speaker 1: watching that little insane preview, we're going to do Listen
Speaker 1: to your Heart, and then coming up we if we
Speaker 1: I don't want people to be upset who voted for
Speaker 1: the Australia. We've got all fall so we can do
Speaker 1: Bachelor Australia after that. But I feel like we've got
Speaker 1: it's only a I think it's a six episode thing.
Speaker 1: Four episode it's like four or six episodes listen to
Speaker 1: your Heart. So it's just it'll just be a little,
Speaker 1: a little detour and then we'll get back to the
Speaker 1: Australia franchise. Okay, and then um wow, okay, what a podcast.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait to start our Neil
Speaker 1: Lane podcast. This is the new reality show. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is so fun. When we're all in the beauty of
Speaker 1: this is nobody else uses as equipment. We're clean and
Speaker 1: safe in here. When the ship hits the fan, um lance,
Speaker 1: what do you have to promote? Where can people find? Gosh, well,
Speaker 1: you can find me at lants based on any social media.
Speaker 1: Love it. I have my own podcast, the Daily Pop
Speaker 1: just what you Gotta Come back Home? I would love
Speaker 1: to It's so fine any times a daily one. Oh
Speaker 1: and coming up and Ashley a movie. Uh so, No
Speaker 1: Strings Attached are one of our albums. It's turned in
Speaker 1: twenty years old. March one. Will you be the first
Speaker 1: on March on? Wait for this? So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Speaker 1: Friday leading up to that Saturday, I'm getting each Instinct
Speaker 1: member sitting down on a one on one to discuss
Speaker 1: my calendar. That's so exciting because I've never I've had
Speaker 1: you know, I've had a talk show for eight years
Speaker 1: now and I've never interviewed justin this is the only
Speaker 1: one I have an interview. I love that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. And then I have Virgin Fest coming out
Speaker 1: June six and seven. So if you're in l A.
Speaker 1: Come to the Bank of California Stadium for the new
Speaker 1: Richard Branson's Virgin Fest. It's gonna be fun. That's so fun, Michael,
Speaker 1: what do you want? New Years? I remember the day
Speaker 1: so vividly. I went to stam Goody I had it. Remember, um,
Speaker 1: I mean I just remember sitting at my sixth grade
Speaker 1: desk just listening over. Yes, I was at Tower Records
Speaker 1: in Times Square. I remember that day. Yeah. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that day? Yeah? I was. I was like the
Speaker 1: seventh grade ship. Yeah I know. But did you ever
Speaker 1: know that, like that day that that album dropped? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they were like I'm coming yeah, yeah, yeah. Twelve
Speaker 1: year old me was like, Toad's going to marry one.
Speaker 1: I'm coming for you. I'm coming amazing. It was Destiny.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Do you have an art? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do? I mean you follow me Instagram, Michael Church
Speaker 1: and art great. Yeah, Ashley. I listen to her podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to my podcast. It's called the Almost Famous Podcast
Speaker 1: with Ben Higgins and we talk about Bachelor every single week.
Speaker 1: You can get it on Monday nights after the episode
Speaker 1: and then if you guys want to talk more like
Speaker 1: a millennial girl Chat. I have another podcast called I
Speaker 1: Don't Get It that's so fun. My book little Miss
Speaker 1: Little Compton is available for pre order. There's a fun
Speaker 1: forward by our girl Debbie Ryan. Chelsea Handler gave me
Speaker 1: some fun quotes Amy Schumer. Guys, come on, great ladies.
Speaker 1: I have some pretty good girls squad. So Pheel Molly
Speaker 1: Shannon Game. I mean, she's hard for me to hang
Speaker 1: with because I stand her. I like super fan stalker
Speaker 1: fan her, I like Notebook like well, I can't with
Speaker 1: her one night and whome super Stars. So I'm this
Speaker 1: available for pre order anywhere you buy books and um Instatable.
Speaker 1: Season two is on Netflix, and uh, Lance and I
Speaker 1: will just be doing stretches and waiting to do We're
Speaker 1: just gonna remember, you know. We're ready to go and
Speaker 1: coach at anytime. I trually was so disappointed, but I
Speaker 1: agree with you. It's going to be bigger and ever.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. If it's going for a year, people
Speaker 1: are going to be really like. I miss it so much.
Speaker 1: I want you to know that I have been running.
Speaker 1: I'm not that fast, but I'm strong. Okay, Well that
Speaker 1: works that I just started rowing great, so I'll have
Speaker 1: good back, strang, I've got great I'm very strong legs,
Speaker 1: very strong legs. So between us, we're one super person.
Speaker 1: All right, will you please come and join us again
Speaker 1: during Claire's season and we might need to do another
Speaker 1: live draft pick. I feel much better well because there's
Speaker 1: not gonna be some maybe silver foxes in the crowd.
Speaker 1: I mean, there needs to be people in their forties,
Speaker 1: like they can't be casting one year old guys for her,
Speaker 1: or will they? All right, you guys, my name is
Speaker 1: Arte Marie and all the talk. There's gonna be two
Speaker 1: episodes next week because it's a double week and that's
Speaker 1: what I do. Okay, bye bye, Yeah, I'm going it all.
Speaker 1: I've been getting at it feels so good. I just
Speaker 1: gotta wanted to question, when you read this role you
Speaker 1: except those rolls into your words? Of your rolls into
Speaker 1: your word? Will you accept this? Rose is a production
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