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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred d y away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away as on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Me I'm moving. Hello, this is Raylan Yello. This is

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Speaker 1: the Great Tortealini. Excuse me, YAlO, this is the Great Dortalini. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your service. M I'm sorry you might have a wrong number.

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Speaker 1: This is Raylan right, Yeah, Hi there, Raylan. My name

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Speaker 1: is Thomas. One of your co workers recommended that I

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Speaker 1: speak with you about a job. Okay, you said your

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Speaker 1: name was something weird. Um, well yes, idead my real

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Speaker 1: name is Thomas, but I go by the stage name

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Speaker 1: the Great Tortalini. Um. I'm not looking for like a

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Speaker 1: kid's clown or anything. I'm looking for somebody. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: not a kid's clown. I'm a part time edian. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I was just calling because Jacob said that you were

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Speaker 1: hiring and I need some extra cash. So um, okay,

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Speaker 1: have you have you worked Gin fast food before? I

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Speaker 1: have not pretty much been in the magic business all

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Speaker 1: my life, but it's not really making a lot of

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Speaker 1: money right now, so I could use a stable job.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I'm on the phone. Okay um, well,

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Speaker 1: okay um. Have you had any customer service experience? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Are you still there? And pooh find back? How did

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Speaker 1: you like my disappearing act? One minute I was there

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Speaker 1: and then spookyty ducaty do the next minute I vanished.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay um, the Great Tourtelini strikes again. What are

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Speaker 1: you doing? I mean, like this is like a job interview.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can't use that voice. That's that's not appropriate.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I do understand that this is a job interview.

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Speaker 1: But I was also hoping that I could use my

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Speaker 1: magic skills to help entertain the customers and give them

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Speaker 1: a more magical experience. With the Great Totalini. We could

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Speaker 1: even make a name tag that says TOTLINI. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's not just the custom is not what we're looking for.

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Speaker 1: We don't need anything that's going to slow down the process.

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna do anything like that. Oh I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't slow it down. But I was hoping I could,

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Speaker 1: you know, do some tricks for the customers. I was

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Speaker 1: thinking I could I could do my trick called the

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Speaker 1: hidden mystery finger. Well I don't like the sound of that.

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Speaker 1: Well you will once they tell you about it. Every

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Speaker 1: person he orders a large fries gets a fake sivered

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Speaker 1: finger hidden in the bench. This is spook. That's not

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Speaker 1: even a real magician's truck. No, absolutely not. That's disgusting. Zommy,

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Speaker 1: chop off the finger in the back kitchen area. It

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Speaker 1: would be more realistic. This is a fast food establishment, okay,

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Speaker 1: where we have it's food you're gonna put like a

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Speaker 1: fake finger or sivered fingered and somebody's fried, Well, you

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Speaker 1: get sued. Weirdo. What about the younger guests? What do

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Speaker 1: they get? Hopefully they get what they want food and

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Speaker 1: they have a good experience, and then we send them

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Speaker 1: on their way, and we send them on their way

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Speaker 1: with magic. Like for the younger guests, I do a

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Speaker 1: little trick called pulling the rat out of the fast

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Speaker 1: food bag. That is repulsion and no, no, not a

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Speaker 1: million year. Did you imagine the smiles and the young

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Speaker 1: ones faces as I pull alive red smiles And that

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Speaker 1: is absolutely absurd. That's disgusting. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: They would shut us down? Well, the good news is

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Speaker 1: if they shut us down, you'd have the great Tortaliniti

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Speaker 1: working for you and we could open it back up

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Speaker 1: right away. You know what, I haven't had enough of

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Speaker 1: your voice. I've had enough of your stupid ideas that

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Speaker 1: would probably get us closed down. And there's no way

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Speaker 1: that you're getting hired here. Do you understand? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: what if I told you it was a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Then would that may get any different? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Well, your co worker Jacob set you up

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Speaker 1: for a phone tap, because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, are you for real? Yes?

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Speaker 1: He said, Thank god, he said, you've been getting tired

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Speaker 1: of interviewing weirdos. Oh my god, it's so totally true.

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Speaker 1: Fingers and bags. Well, I thought that was a great

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Speaker 1: trick from the great Doortlady done his name for a magician.

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Speaker 1: I have ever heard another magic trick. It makes you stupid,

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Speaker 1: or when you hear it, you wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jeps weekday mornings. On the twenties point five, I

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Speaker 1: found a love fe