Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanta way back home? Either way, we want
Speaker 2: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim
Speaker 2: and give us time and a turmano and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 3: Do you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need ride?
Speaker 5: Do with Karen and Chris? Welcome dude, do you need
Speaker 5: to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareth.
Speaker 5: We are leaving Swingers Diner.
Speaker 4: Goodbye asshole, Goodbye you evil can evil themed Diner.
Speaker 1: Goodbye nineteen seventy six America. I never liked you in
Speaker 1: the first place.
Speaker 5: My goal this episode is, oh I hated seventy six.
Speaker 1: It was rough.
Speaker 5: I was one year old and I hated it. Hated
Speaker 5: my life that year I was six.
Speaker 1: I was confused.
Speaker 5: My only way of dealing with it was to suck
Speaker 5: on my own toes.
Speaker 1: I just listened to a lot of Philadelphia Freedom by
Speaker 1: Elton John Really not really, I just listened whatever's on
Speaker 1: the radio in the big station.
Speaker 5: Mike, I really have no choice. Your little fingers couldn't
Speaker 5: change the knob.
Speaker 1: Please, Daddy, I would say, turn it to a different station.
Speaker 5: Might we turn on the air conditioning? Gets well? Father?
Speaker 1: Oh please father?
Speaker 4: But now here we go already immediately the guests immediately
Speaker 4: the best, Yeah, plazing right up.
Speaker 1: Third.
Speaker 4: I just want the sound quality to be good this time,
Speaker 4: because if I don't want anyone on Twitter to.
Speaker 5: Get some Yeah, you're.
Speaker 1: Ruled by those people. I love every version of us.
Speaker 5: I need the approval of strangers. That's why I got
Speaker 5: in this business.
Speaker 6: Isn't it weird?
Speaker 5: Can I talk by everyone?
Speaker 1: Our guest is the luxurious Barbara Gray.
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 4: Came out, the poised, the collected, well postured, the busy.
Speaker 5: The busy, the challenge. You're busy, the.
Speaker 1: Best hair in the business.
Speaker 5: Away, asymmetrical, filled with body.
Speaker 6: Do you guys know that I'm from Salt Lake City
Speaker 6: and the like bees are their thing. It's the bee
Speaker 6: hive state because it's like all the little worker bees
Speaker 6: working for the Mormon Church. And then the high is
Speaker 6: like the Temple's that's.
Speaker 4: Scary, so they based the ability to marry many women.
Speaker 4: It's all based on bees.
Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't think about that part. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean, actually are dying. Yeah, I think so, because
Speaker 6: the Mormons are dying off.
Speaker 5: On their bicycle.
Speaker 1: Every Mormon that dies, ten thousand bees dies.
Speaker 6: So you guys convert now or else the whole you know,
Speaker 6: they say bees die, the whole world does.
Speaker 5: Right, That's what I've heard. In all seriousness. I do
Speaker 5: get excited when I see a bee, and I do
Speaker 5: notice it's getting more and more rare than I see.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 6: I was on a walk the other day and an
Speaker 6: entire tree was just buzzing and every they were pollinating,
Speaker 6: like every inch of the tree, and it freaked me
Speaker 6: the fuck out.
Speaker 5: Wow, not scary, that's horrifying.
Speaker 6: It was really scary.
Speaker 1: That was the provo tree.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't care. That was the main temple.
Speaker 1: Barbara, Were you racism Mormon?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I wasn't. I was just there. I was just there
Speaker 6: to check it out.
Speaker 5: I really thought you said, were you a racism They are?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, they all are. Yeah, they're just not very open, right,
Speaker 6: it's about them and no. No, I grew up. I
Speaker 6: was born in Palm Springs and then we lived in Sacramento,
Speaker 6: and then my parents were like, oh, this place is
Speaker 6: terrible for children.
Speaker 1: Will drive you straight out of it.
Speaker 6: It will drive you to a much safer place like
Speaker 6: Soul City, for example.
Speaker 4: So the only thing I like it's about Sacramento is
Speaker 4: Guy Fieri's Fusion Age barbecue place.
Speaker 6: Oh god, he has that there.
Speaker 5: Guy here. You ever notice that that stencil?
Speaker 1: Does he? Really?
Speaker 6: I saw that the other day.
Speaker 8: Guy Theery Sacramento is Guy Theery. If Guy Theory was
Speaker 8: a city, it's.
Speaker 1: That that's exactly totally living there. It's like his hair
Speaker 1: is on fire.
Speaker 6: It's like one big, like bleached goatee.
Speaker 8: That one big, like a loud guy that's talking about
Speaker 8: nothing and he smells like chili.
Speaker 1: But I love you people in Sacramento. Nobody listeners in sacrament.
Speaker 6: They're having a Sacramento con for your podcast.
Speaker 1: Can they're calling the holiday in right now? Cancel the
Speaker 1: boardroom reservation?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't know what cause play. I'm gonna do this
Speaker 5: here for.
Speaker 6: What if people are dressing up as you guys and
Speaker 6: like having all this weird sex stuff like listening to
Speaker 6: the podcast and and fucking to it, And because that's
Speaker 6: all I can think about. That happened cons right, it's
Speaker 6: just people like dressed up and is that why people
Speaker 6: do it? I mean it's a huge, like I think,
Speaker 6: an underground part of all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But aren't they nerds? Most nerds fuck ners? Tell me
Speaker 1: about a guy, I don't know what the nerds do?
Speaker 4: Sailor Moon are a stuffed animal, right when they have
Speaker 4: like a butt flap on their costume and then they
Speaker 4: go into like the ruckets room and they just rub
Speaker 4: together nerd genitals.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I know it to be. I've never
Speaker 5: been to any kind of.
Speaker 1: A con though I haven't either.
Speaker 6: I made my dad go to one in Salt Lake
Speaker 6: City once. I bought a ticket for both of us
Speaker 6: and then I went and Deanna Troy from Star Trek
Speaker 6: was there, and I was really pissed that she wasn't
Speaker 6: in her costume.
Speaker 1: He did I have a question about Deana Troy.
Speaker 8: Yes, my roommate used to watch obsessively watch Next Generation,
Speaker 8: so I have like that, uh, just absorbed knowledge about
Speaker 8: it that I don't want Deana Troy.
Speaker 1: Are her eyes black like that? Were those contact lenses?
Speaker 6: I don't know. Actually I didn't really think about it.
Speaker 6: She did have really dark.
Speaker 8: Eyes, deeply black eyes and irises, so it kind of
Speaker 8: just like looked like a cartoon character.
Speaker 5: I is she the woman that's now on Oranges?
Speaker 6: She has done nothing since grew all right? The rest
Speaker 6: that's a That was the captain on Sergic Voyager. Uh No,
Speaker 6: I don't know. Actually I didn't look, and I wasn't
Speaker 6: close enough to see in her eyes at that time.
Speaker 6: So I'll have to I'll have to be a mystery
Speaker 6: for now. For this moment, my phone is dead and
Speaker 6: I feel like of crazy, for like, I feel so lost,
Speaker 6: and I could be getting so many texts.
Speaker 8: This could be where you get the call where they're like,
Speaker 8: we're recasting, we're re vamping.
Speaker 1: Friends, and you're Tybee.
Speaker 5: I don't know. That's the first name.
Speaker 1: I thought it were turning it on its ear.
Speaker 5: Everyone would want to be Phoebe.
Speaker 6: Everyone's women, and everyone's black on the new Yes, I
Speaker 6: mean I wouldn't be on it them.
Speaker 4: But there's no jobs for white people. Yes here, that's
Speaker 4: what my agent, because it seems like a lot of
Speaker 4: my friends.
Speaker 5: Are doing well.
Speaker 1: Nope, that your friends are Mexican.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, weird. They didn't. They seemed all very fair
Speaker 5: skinned and freckle.
Speaker 1: You don't know your friends like I do. I'm an agent.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, oh you're an agent.
Speaker 1: It's it's my same voice. So adaptive characters pretty good,
Speaker 1: right because they all sound like me.
Speaker 6: Oh, Chris, I had something I wanted to ask you.
Speaker 6: Do you remember that time that we a bunch of
Speaker 6: girls we frank called you and you freaked out?
Speaker 5: I was like, so I thought that it was someone
Speaker 5: lashing out against me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, can you just do around the story.
Speaker 4: So someone called crying and I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 4: an ex girlfriend or something just got physically assaulted.
Speaker 5: That's immediately where I went.
Speaker 4: And then when it was just girls laughing, I got
Speaker 4: really mad and I didn't know tweeted.
Speaker 6: The number and it was like, who was calling me
Speaker 6: from it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Did I really.
Speaker 6: Out?
Speaker 1: Did anybody call you off that tweet?
Speaker 6: No, no one did, because I think I was like,
Speaker 6: Chris isot like I told him, So.
Speaker 5: He deleted it and then I and then I and
Speaker 5: then I felt weird and I apologize.
Speaker 6: It was just funny. We were having a sleepover and
Speaker 6: you know, because we're because you're like young women, and
Speaker 6: we decided to prank call a bunch of guys. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and I think it was Test Barker calling you and
Speaker 6: she was wasted and she was just saying stuff about
Speaker 6: She was like, I'm on the one thirty four and
Speaker 6: my tire like I don't know what.
Speaker 5: The ec It was not a good where it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm in danger.
Speaker 6: She got so freaked out because you kept you wouldn't
Speaker 6: stop calling her, so she changed her outgoing voicemail except
Speaker 6: for she was like, hey, I'm just calling you. This
Speaker 6: is Test. Like she changed her outgoing voicemail to say
Speaker 6: her own name and like fucked it up again.
Speaker 1: This This is what I like about this story.
Speaker 8: In most sleepovers, when people are eleven or twelve and
Speaker 8: they do prank calls, they're sober, right, so it's like
Speaker 8: that left turn of like being ship faced, like oh,
Speaker 8: this will be.
Speaker 1: A good idea.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It's a nine one one call.
Speaker 6: Actually I'm dying on the side of a freeway. That'll
Speaker 6: be hilarious. He'll love this is I don't know what
Speaker 6: we were thinking, but we called Carl Hassan talked to
Speaker 6: him for like an hour. That was great.
Speaker 1: Were you screaming and crying?
Speaker 6: No, that was like, hey, I saw your show tonight
Speaker 6: was great.
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I would have also known it was a prank.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we should have gone with fun you guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, wait a second, we didn't.
Speaker 6: It was all her fault. It was all in her hands.
Speaker 5: Well I need to make amends with her.
Speaker 6: Well, when we we'll do it again.
Speaker 4: No, no, we don't need to bring it back. I'm
Speaker 4: just saying if we do, if you do a lighthearted one,
Speaker 4: I will play along and be so much fun.
Speaker 8: You should go on Lady to Lady the Barbart's podcast
Speaker 8: Lady to Lady discuss it and then make a plan
Speaker 8: of action with tests.
Speaker 5: Oh about that, and maybe we could together scare.
Speaker 6: The hell out? Will you guys can prank call someone live?
Speaker 6: We'll will prank call Karen live on the show. Yes,
Speaker 6: and all will be resolved.
Speaker 8: I'll start screaming, I'll never stop and I'll have to
Speaker 8: be hospitalized.
Speaker 5: See that will give me so much clothes.
Speaker 6: It is really dumb, Like it's a dumb thing to do.
Speaker 6: Wall It's so fun.
Speaker 8: Can I tell you my favorite prank is my friend Brian,
Speaker 8: who is this hilarious gay guy that I knew when
Speaker 8: I lived in San Francisco. I worked at the Gap
Speaker 8: with him and he was super hilarious and goofy, and
Speaker 8: he tells me the story one night and we're super drunk.
Speaker 1: He goes, you want to hear what I did to
Speaker 1: my friend one time?
Speaker 8: And I was like, sure, I put on I put
Speaker 8: a pantyhose on my face, over my head, and I
Speaker 8: climbed into her kitchen window with.
Speaker 3: The night and.
Speaker 9: He goes, she freaked out so bad on me, and
Speaker 9: I was like, Brian, yeah, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: He thought it was hilarious, and of course she starts
Speaker 1: crying and totally freaking out, and then he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's just me, and then she like basically beat him up.
Speaker 1: It was the idea the way he said it was
Speaker 1: such innocence of like, hey, you want to hear funny
Speaker 1: break I did where I'm like, that's what every girl.
Speaker 1: That's every girl.
Speaker 6: And you cannot see what someone looks like under those things.
Speaker 6: She could not have known.
Speaker 5: I can't even see what they look like when they're
Speaker 5: they're on legs on legs. Thank you God. I can't
Speaker 5: even thank you for jumping in my own thought.
Speaker 4: I just yeah, I love when someone's sharing a story
Speaker 4: like that and immediately you see the other person's side,
Speaker 4: a person who's a stranger to you, and you're on
Speaker 4: their side.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's how bad. I'm a prank. Idea that is well.
Speaker 8: I mean just coming through the window alone, even if
Speaker 8: there was no panty hose on his head, like a
Speaker 8: window breaking.
Speaker 5: The kitchen gave her a singing gram through the window.
Speaker 5: That's a better one.
Speaker 1: But it was scary coming through.
Speaker 6: There's so many things about that that are not okay.
Speaker 6: You get a weapon.
Speaker 5: He came through the windows, could have gotten himself killed.
Speaker 5: She probably had knives in her kitchen too.
Speaker 8: He has no idea which she could have carried, a
Speaker 8: small pistol like attached to her ankle.
Speaker 1: There's all kinds of things he didn't know.
Speaker 6: They could have been a ghost protecting the house that
Speaker 6: attacked him, her dead mother. The culture geist, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Just looking for closure.
Speaker 6: A Rottweiler classicler situation.
Speaker 8: A Rottweiler ghost, Yeah, the most vicious kind.
Speaker 4: I would be loved to be haunted by a dog.
Speaker 4: Just all your ears barking, and there's just it's just.
Speaker 6: Always trying to get let out.
Speaker 1: Everywhere, and sometimes they're drinking water.
Speaker 6: That's going through them. I mean, my friends used to
Speaker 6: do this like call prank thing where we would call
Speaker 6: up one of those sex phone lines. Like the ones
Speaker 6: were not like the ones where you're paying to like
Speaker 6: talk to a lady, but like it's like the chat
Speaker 6: party lines. This person so it's free for women and
Speaker 6: guys would call in and you would talk to the
Speaker 6: guy and try to say like the weirdest ship possible
Speaker 6: to them.
Speaker 5: You know, like I would be like, make me so scared.
Speaker 5: I can't I'm not good at phone calls.
Speaker 6: Well I would do. I would say, you know, like
Speaker 6: you would atfort. They'd be like, yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 6: What are you wearing and stuff, And he'd be like,
Speaker 6: I'm just sitting here with my girlfriends because everyone's like laughing.
Speaker 6: You know, You're like, I want you to like eat
Speaker 6: this is really gross, by the way, and I'm sorry
Speaker 6: I'm about to say. I was like, I want you
Speaker 6: to like eat a sesame seed bagel and then ship
Speaker 6: it's out on me, and so the sesame seeds arom Like.
Speaker 5: That's where someone said, no, I said that to freak
Speaker 5: them out.
Speaker 6: We were trying to freak them out as much as possible.
Speaker 5: I want you to select the seeds and ship out
Speaker 5: little seed. It's like a baby gun.
Speaker 1: Use your colin as a special muscle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's such a turn on. Man has selective Can
Speaker 4: you read through and maybe throw in a cherry pit?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was when you knew he's the special one.
Speaker 4: There's two different movies that where there's a vomiting cherry pit.
Speaker 4: One is Witches of Eastwick.
Speaker 5: I think the other is stand by Me, the Vomiting
Speaker 5: of the Chairs. Nothing turns me on more.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was some nasty I mean, but.
Speaker 5: When you're a kid, boy, that is funny comedy porn.
Speaker 6: It was so good.
Speaker 8: My dad used to chant lard ass all the time
Speaker 8: because he loved to rave reviews by Stranger And that's
Speaker 8: why I have a very advanced eating disorder.
Speaker 1: But that's how it goes.
Speaker 3: He would yell it to you in public, father, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, just like it would be like any time.
Speaker 8: I can't even really explain it now. It would be
Speaker 8: contextually accurate.
Speaker 6: My boyfriend's parents, I just met them, and they always
Speaker 6: would say Seinfeld for like from Seinfeld. M hmm, if
Speaker 6: you know, do you guys remember that whatever the Chinese
Speaker 6: restaurant episode.
Speaker 1: But they did did they do with Chinese accent?
Speaker 6: Well, they say it like the guy and he goes
Speaker 6: Seinfeld for like that's how he says it exactly, Okay,
Speaker 6: But like so they were just they both said it
Speaker 6: separately from each other, which I thought was funny. It's
Speaker 6: just like in their thing, that's what they say. And
Speaker 6: now I've started saying it to my boyfriend quoting them,
Speaker 6: quoting side. But now it's like we're saying it and
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh no, like we just adapted this weird
Speaker 6: thing that your parents do.
Speaker 4: I think if I was a guy and my girlfriend
Speaker 4: start telling my dad's jokes my boner.
Speaker 6: I think it's so cheesy that they do it, So
Speaker 6: that's why I'm doing But yeah, it's like it doesn't
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That we used to do that all the time.
Speaker 8: Where I the happiest conversation I think you can have
Speaker 8: it at a table, but I still love it. The
Speaker 8: most is people who are from the East Coast and
Speaker 8: the West Coast start talking about the snack foods.
Speaker 1: That they did and didn't have growing up. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and you can get into it and like immediately everyone
Speaker 1: will be like, did you have cheese?
Speaker 9: Noodles, like I never even heard of those, and I've
Speaker 9: overheard people doing it, and so I always start the
Speaker 9: conversation because I'm doing it kind of sarcastically, but then
Speaker 9: everybody immediately jumps in of like we didn't even have Carvell,
Speaker 9: what that's all we had?
Speaker 5: And their backfires and actually becomes endorygable and it turns.
Speaker 6: Into allowing conversation because why do you want to hear
Speaker 6: all about something you've never.
Speaker 8: Experienced, like, because it's like a weird like it's almost
Speaker 8: like the other day my friend was getting wheat thins
Speaker 8: and then and she offered me some.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm from a Truscutz family, and then we.
Speaker 9: All started laughing and it was like people are like, oh,
Speaker 9: were you wheat thins or truskets?
Speaker 1: And we also we like started breaking it down and
Speaker 1: it's just a weird like childhood.
Speaker 8: Specifics, where like wheat things were never even a consideration
Speaker 8: in my family, No one ate them.
Speaker 4: Oh, if you start talking about snacks and what I
Speaker 4: didn't have as a kid, I sound like.
Speaker 5: I was abused because and have many.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I wasn't just this emaciated. If
Speaker 4: there's ever food and we touched it.
Speaker 5: I've mentioned this. I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 4: Have you talked about this, said, don't don't touch that.
Speaker 4: It's for it's for the office or recipe. My mom
Speaker 4: would make stuff for recipe or sorority. She didn't go
Speaker 4: to college, but she's.
Speaker 5: In a sorority some office somewhere. Yeah. Oh made so
Speaker 5: many delicious all of a sudden she.
Speaker 6: Could couldn't eat, but it was always for somebody.
Speaker 5: On the counter.
Speaker 4: Oh God, try and reach for it, and then we
Speaker 4: get in a wooden spoon on the knuckles is what
Speaker 4: we'd get.
Speaker 1: So you were abused, Yeah, that turns out.
Speaker 5: It turns out I was.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm like the I will always eat that ship.
Speaker 6: Do not leave anything on the counter. I will eat it.
Speaker 5: I will float towards it like yogi.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's just no question.
Speaker 8: What's your what's your dream barber? You go first, what's
Speaker 8: your dream snack? Someone would leave on a counter then
Speaker 8: you could steal.
Speaker 6: I mean doughnuts. Yeah, I'm there because that's what just happened,
Speaker 6: like two nights ago with my roommates. I ate half
Speaker 6: of one like they wouldn't. I was like, what am
Speaker 6: I doing? I almost just like licked it, and I
Speaker 6: was like, no, I should just eat that.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I
Speaker 4: do like if someone and it's something I would never
Speaker 4: order or eat for myself, But if someone leaves out, if.
Speaker 5: They made a bunch of meatballs, I will always steal
Speaker 5: a meatball.
Speaker 6: Are you in that situation a lot?
Speaker 5: I'm always in some meatballs within arm street. I feel
Speaker 5: like it's an ongoing hidden cameras.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm pretty much anything.
Speaker 5: It was my dream, but I guess just left out.
Speaker 6: Just yeah, something like leftover. I mean I love like leftovers.
Speaker 1: You kind of just prefer everything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it all sounds good too.
Speaker 5: Too finicky.
Speaker 8: I like, I'm insanely finicky. I like if it were
Speaker 8: something you know what it is, It's like, uh, store candy,
Speaker 8: Like if someone had like a kit kat on the counter,
Speaker 8: I like, I'm just gonna steal this and I don't
Speaker 8: care who who?
Speaker 5: What about homemade candy?
Speaker 4: My mom? Maybe I've told this story when it was
Speaker 4: like a Christmas party and they have those little you
Speaker 4: pour liquid candy into a mold and stick stick turns
Speaker 4: into a just a popsicle, like a hard candy popsicle.
Speaker 4: She made cinnamon like Christmas tree shaped popsicles.
Speaker 5: No, they're not good at all.
Speaker 4: And she put way too much cinnamon to where all
Speaker 4: these kids were licking them and their mouths were burning.
Speaker 4: They all start crying. They had to be picked up,
Speaker 4: their parents had to come and get them and like
Speaker 4: ruined the party?
Speaker 6: Was it your party?
Speaker 5: They burned their There was kids there, so it had
Speaker 5: to be mine, like like like a family. Yeah. I
Speaker 5: just remember there being kids there and they were crying
Speaker 5: for their mouths burning.
Speaker 1: The best prank of all.
Speaker 5: And she's like, oh, yeah, like cinnamon if they're crying
Speaker 5: because of pain.
Speaker 6: Mom there again, she didn't want anyone to actually eat.
Speaker 8: Any of She then she wrapped those up again and
Speaker 8: brought him into the office. Judy, Diane, do you like cinnamon?
Speaker 5: That's like what you would hear about. Don't don't go
Speaker 5: trick or treat.
Speaker 4: There's a razor blade and the candied apple or you
Speaker 4: get bernieles.
Speaker 1: The burnscles.
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever done that the cinnamon challenge or whatever? No?
Speaker 4: Oh Ei, there's a very funny video of that where
Speaker 4: the lady is coughing so hard and her teeth fly.
Speaker 5: Out and there's a cloud of cinnamon. Yeah, and it's just.
Speaker 4: It looks like the who are the South African rap duo?
Speaker 4: And her doorbell motor tattooed.
Speaker 6: Oh the guys who were in the movies.
Speaker 5: They were in Chappy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're in Chappy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And it looks like that guy. And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: do you want to do this cinnamon challenge?
Speaker 4: And the lady's like, sure, I love cinnamon, she said,
Speaker 4: and she just her eyes bulge out and then she coughs,
Speaker 4: and there's a cinnamon cloud.
Speaker 6: And her teeth teeth, your teeth like her.
Speaker 5: Ever done in? And she poly dance. Sorry, I always
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Speaker 4: You keep them stuck, We'll keep them clean anyway, just
Speaker 4: to a cloud of But have you tried.
Speaker 6: To do it? I I've done it like by accident.
Speaker 6: You know. We're like I had a lot of cinnamon
Speaker 6: and I just accidentally inhaled a bunch of it. And
Speaker 6: it's pretty mortifying.
Speaker 1: Did you was it super Bernie?
Speaker 6: Like it's like it's just it's not as Bernie as
Speaker 6: it is, just like a cloud of stuff you can't
Speaker 6: get out of your book or whatever. It's really crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's kind of scary.
Speaker 5: Diane's word, Diane, this video. Look it up.
Speaker 4: Diantward looking guy makes mom spit out teeth. Nothing will
Speaker 4: come up, but you'll probably have an interesting evening.
Speaker 6: What if that was? Like?
Speaker 1: The new directive of our podcast is we describe YouTube videos.
Speaker 6: That sounds great, sounds like every the best party ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the new E show that I get
Speaker 5: fired from. Okay, too personal.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I was eating dinner with some people last night and
Speaker 6: this guy was like describing a vine to us and
Speaker 6: then had to look it up, and I was just like,
Speaker 6: just don't please describing vines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, guys, you can never you can always
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 5: So what I described in constant when.
Speaker 6: I took two minutes to describe the second second vigual.
Speaker 6: So we're going to Molly Malones where Karen has hung out.
Speaker 5: It's an old timey Irish part. You have a story
Speaker 5: about Molly Malone.
Speaker 8: I have several that I can't remember because I am
Speaker 8: an alcoholic, but we used to go there a lot
Speaker 8: in the nineties, and there was one when Barbara texted
Speaker 8: me because we were making plancy dinner anyway.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, I ever show up Molly Malones.
Speaker 1: And I was immediately like, oh no, that's a big
Speaker 1: text reaction.
Speaker 4: What is the best most stand out story of your
Speaker 4: you're just downward spiral.
Speaker 1: Well, I would say the Molly Malone's one. There was
Speaker 1: we wonder that one. Yeah, it's just that, No, it's
Speaker 1: a it's because I was telling Robert.
Speaker 8: I remember all these things like really quick flashes because
Speaker 8: I was a black gut drunk, so I just remember
Speaker 8: it was it was Saint Patrick's Day and Flogging Molly
Speaker 8: the band was playing there, so they were very well.
Speaker 6: That sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, like so many people.
Speaker 1: I mean, there must have just been like everyone's ankle
Speaker 1: deep in barf. It was that that kind of situation.
Speaker 8: And we walked up to the door, and I know
Speaker 8: that the things I know, the doorman, there was some pause,
Speaker 8: something happened at the door.
Speaker 1: I don't really remember. The next thing I know, I
Speaker 1: was being spun around in a circle on the dance.
Speaker 8: Floor, and there was that kind of thing where it
Speaker 8: was like waking up into like, oh now I'm like
Speaker 8: dancing a real while flogging Molly's playing.
Speaker 1: It was very like I was almost it was like
Speaker 1: being on a pirate ship.
Speaker 5: It was very like.
Speaker 1: Being fun in a circle.
Speaker 8: And then the next thing I remember is yelling in
Speaker 8: the bouncer's face, like you can't tell.
Speaker 5: That ends that because then they always go, hey, all.
Speaker 6: I do is you're feisty.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, you have a point. I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: you back in.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm gonna quit my job and just let
Speaker 4: you enjoy your night, because this isn't how the universe
Speaker 4: is supposed to work.
Speaker 8: You're you're so smart, and you really have a point
Speaker 8: because you're a big drunk wely, isn't that floggy Molly?
Speaker 5: That's what they just want everyone to pretend they're pirates.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 5: I got hired by their tour manager to do T shirts.
Speaker 6: I go to do warm up.
Speaker 5: I hope you like squeezebox.
Speaker 1: Has anyone left their leg going up the top sail here?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonnay now, I'm in the crow's nest, my
Speaker 4: Irish now. Anyway, Yeah, they never paid me. He told
Speaker 4: me exactly what they wanted. We want ships, we want
Speaker 4: old timey pirate type art. We want bone fish, a
Speaker 4: flying bone fish like specific stuff. We want a jersey
Speaker 4: that says flogging Molly with a number. I did all
Speaker 4: this stuff and then they just didn't pay me. So
Speaker 4: fuck that band. Except for the accordion player Matt Hensley.
Speaker 4: I had a wall dedicated to him. He used to
Speaker 4: be a skateboarder. Oh, and then he quit skateboarding and
Speaker 4: then was in this band playing in an accordion All
Speaker 4: true and none of an interesting.
Speaker 1: Well, I liked it.
Speaker 8: I like the idea that you could transition from skateboarding
Speaker 8: to a professional accordion play.
Speaker 6: Well, the.
Speaker 5: Middle part where he's a billiards play he was like
Speaker 5: a pool player. He was on ESPN and stuff.
Speaker 8: Are you thinking of the most fascinating man in the world?
Speaker 8: From Doseki Simmercial he.
Speaker 5: Doesn't sleep with many women, but when he does, it's
Speaker 5: their winches, saying in the pocket there it is it's
Speaker 5: so hard.
Speaker 6: No, it's that they're wenches. No, I really don't want
Speaker 6: to Just looking at the his in her hair goods story.
Speaker 5: That's a good way to distract us.
Speaker 6: Right looking around it is it isn't her, it is
Speaker 6: his and also hers. Oh man coming up on the
Speaker 6: tar pits. The what the fun if you guys ever
Speaker 6: like taking people there who wanted together.
Speaker 4: They're just I don't A friend's mom was visiting and
Speaker 4: she she's like, you have to go to the Libera
Speaker 4: tar pits.
Speaker 5: They're amazing. I like what, I don't how it's so.
Speaker 6: I mean I haven't gone, and I've gone obviously lackm
Speaker 6: but not like the the tar pit Museum or whatever,
Speaker 6: which which might be interesting, I guess. But they have
Speaker 6: that weird sad like Mastodon being like murdered by the tar.
Speaker 6: It's family like on the shore watching it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so sad.
Speaker 8: They're like making you see the worst of the target. Yeah, like,
Speaker 8: how about the good things that happened in tar pits?
Speaker 6: Also, where like is all the rest of the tar
Speaker 6: Because I worked across the street and there was like
Speaker 6: tar in the parking lot. So how far does that go?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: You mean there's it continued?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like it's underground over across the streets.
Speaker 5: And bubbling crude over there.
Speaker 8: From Texas from the movie Volcano.
Speaker 1: This is this was ground zero essentially.
Speaker 6: In the movie Volcano. Right, there's the sad.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that.
Speaker 8: They lighted up at night so everyone always remembers. That's
Speaker 8: the nine to eleven of.
Speaker 5: Always remember that tragedy. Never forget this.
Speaker 4: Just a bubbling, crude, mom ankles deep and the horrible
Speaker 4: thing when when an elephant drowns in tar, they never
Speaker 4: forget it.
Speaker 6: Oh that's where they got the yeah, September eleventh tagline.
Speaker 1: That's that's why there's a the eleventh flag.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, exactly. Did you guys watch that documentary about
Speaker 6: the woman who faked that she was?
Speaker 5: Oh about it?
Speaker 6: It's really interesting. It's just she's from She's from somewhere
Speaker 6: in Europe, I can't remember, like Russia or area, and
Speaker 6: she just, yeah, she came up with this whole thing
Speaker 6: that her fiance had been there and died in the towers,
Speaker 6: and he actually had. But then she said that she
Speaker 6: worked there. She worked at the bank, and she became
Speaker 6: like the head of like the survivors group in New
Speaker 6: York and all the ship and the people just started
Speaker 6: realizing that she was kind of like weird and not
Speaker 6: telling the truth.
Speaker 5: I realized that bank didn't exist.
Speaker 6: I work at the X y Z Bank Incorporated.
Speaker 5: And sound like a bank. But she seems authentic.
Speaker 6: Actually wasn't a bad bank name though.
Speaker 5: X y Z Money Incorporation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dollars and their motto is dollar dollar Bill.
Speaker 6: Yeah. But yeah, she like got found out and then
Speaker 6: just like disappeared. I guess so, well maybe her and
Speaker 6: that guy from whatever, the.
Speaker 5: Kid who pretended to be caught in a hot air balloon.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think there was something wrong with.
Speaker 5: Earl. Okay, this brings us.
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen I think it's bubble Boy John, Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: where a horse like trips over his air cord and
Speaker 4: he's like.
Speaker 5: His face is pressed. Yes, John Travolta in his most John.
Speaker 4: Revolting role that getting the horse trips over the power
Speaker 4: thing and he's like looking at the he starts choking.
Speaker 5: He's all excited about the horse.
Speaker 4: And then it's kind of like Mac and Me as
Speaker 4: far as just I can't believe people used to be
Speaker 4: dumb enough to just watch this and not point and laugh.
Speaker 8: I remember seeing it when it was like because I
Speaker 8: think it was like a Friday night. It's like a yeah,
Speaker 8: it was like ABC night at the movies or whatever,
Speaker 8: and then that concept it was like I remember being
Speaker 8: a little kid and thinking I never thought of those
Speaker 8: poor people who have to live in plastic bubbles, which
Speaker 8: of course don't really exist.
Speaker 6: It's like, do there, I mean they have to in
Speaker 6: some way, right, Well I don't not in.
Speaker 1: The way of like it's a teen boy that needs
Speaker 1: to get rolled outside.
Speaker 5: Don't it goes to regular high school class?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if it does happen, it's pretty hospitalized.
Speaker 5: In special Yeah, it's your last moment.
Speaker 8: It's not the thing where you're the girl you meet
Speaker 8: uh somewhere, rolls you outside and then a horse comes by.
Speaker 8: There's just so many things about it were just ludicrous
Speaker 8: and yeah, having to act from inside that bubbles a
Speaker 8: little weird.
Speaker 5: Well, only Travalta can pull it off. Yeah, God, he's good.
Speaker 5: Good it all that botch?
Speaker 6: Do you guys?
Speaker 8: Did you ever see the Trilogy of Terror, which that
Speaker 8: was the one that was the most famous like made
Speaker 8: for TV movie when I was growing up.
Speaker 1: No, which is you have to look it up because
Speaker 1: it's really amazing. It was.
Speaker 8: It was three different stories that are like horror stories
Speaker 8: or whatever, but it's totally it was totally for like kids,
Speaker 8: it's like a Friday night thing. But me and my
Speaker 8: sister and my three cousins watched it and everybody freaked out.
Speaker 8: And the one that we freaked out the most about
Speaker 8: and that I remember best is a woman her sister
Speaker 8: brings a doll back from like Satan or the elves.
Speaker 1: And this on adult. It's like a wooden doll. It's
Speaker 1: all carved.
Speaker 8: It just says, don't take the necklace off, and so
Speaker 8: she's like, that would a nice gift and puts it down,
Speaker 8: goes and gets a shower.
Speaker 1: The netflace just falls off.
Speaker 4: Oh it's not even her fault. It's not her fault
Speaker 4: trigger the curse. Then they're very specific to take the
Speaker 4: necklace off. Well, it falls Off's not her fault, I mean, But.
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter because then that little doll comes to
Speaker 8: life and has a little knife and starts.
Speaker 1: Chasing her around.
Speaker 5: This is ripped off the movie Cat's Eyes and an
Speaker 5: episode of Brady Bunch.
Speaker 6: So far, but no, well wait, and what kind of
Speaker 6: like was it?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 6: What kind of animation do they use for the doll?
Speaker 6: Was it like?
Speaker 10: If you if we watched it out, it would be
Speaker 10: laughably bad, all right, But when you see it, like
Speaker 10: it tries to attack her in the bathtub, she puts
Speaker 10: a towel over it and puts it in the oven,
Speaker 10: and eventually she jumps up the window to get.
Speaker 8: Away from it, and we so bad, Like my teenage
Speaker 8: cousin Stevie, woke up in them all night screaming.
Speaker 5: Wait, does the little doll eventually get chopped up in
Speaker 5: a in a fan?
Speaker 1: No, that doll becomes the mayor.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, becomes the mayor.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I can't remember it.
Speaker 4: I love to see a tiny marre because when he
Speaker 4: brought big scissors to kind of red by regular sized scissors,
Speaker 4: I'd love the tiniest.
Speaker 1: Are the tiniest, little evil doll.
Speaker 5: Mare, here's a key to the city. This is a
Speaker 5: little key to my jewelry box. You're adorable, little.
Speaker 1: Mare, little asshole mare. He's just stabbing everybody's ankles.
Speaker 8: And I do remember having the thought when I was
Speaker 8: watching it of like he's just gonna stab her ankles.
Speaker 4: It's just like you know, surface wounds. If you're a
Speaker 4: little guy with a knife, always go for the achittlees.
Speaker 4: They fall face first and then you have your way
Speaker 4: with them.
Speaker 6: All the knife style people do have that fear of
Speaker 6: the ankle thing. They like, we'll put theirs.
Speaker 1: Down really yeah, like something's gonna grab their agg Yeah,
Speaker 1: the big thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think about it.
Speaker 4: I used to think about it when I'd run upstairs
Speaker 4: that someone was going to run after me and cut
Speaker 4: my ankles, so I ran upstairs always.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I am in uh college. I made I
Speaker 6: made a short film about people who collect dolls, like
Speaker 6: a short documentary. So I got to go in all
Speaker 6: these people's houses and see their fucking crazy doll collections.
Speaker 6: It was terrifying.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 6: There's one woman who like their dolls covered their entire
Speaker 6: bed and they'd have to take them all off.
Speaker 5: At night like pillows.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Just I mean like hundreds of dolls. And then
Speaker 6: she's like, when I die, I just want to be
Speaker 6: buried with my raggedy ann like that was her request.
Speaker 4: Well, there's one all that horrifies me is like the
Speaker 4: vintage porcelain tilted bag the eyes closed.
Speaker 5: People collect those. And my mom and I she lives
Speaker 5: in Spokane, and.
Speaker 4: It was one of the last memories of like hanging
Speaker 4: out with her and her being adventuresome.
Speaker 5: We were walking through the neighborhood and peaked in a window.
Speaker 4: I don't know why we were looking in windows, because
Speaker 4: we saw from a distance all these dolls don't.
Speaker 5: Be a dick weirdo. This isn't.
Speaker 6: Like, Oh my god, it's so cool.
Speaker 5: I carried pepper spray. Have to get out and just look.
Speaker 6: It's like weird little jet fuel.
Speaker 1: Look him up, but he's trying to impress me.
Speaker 6: Should we get him? Should we get him? Disa on
Speaker 6: the podcast, You're weird, You're weird, putting the microphone out
Speaker 6: to him.
Speaker 5: Such weird, we love.
Speaker 1: He turned all the way around and looked at us.
Speaker 6: He did, he looked right out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's.
Speaker 5: Flirting with all of us, I added myself.
Speaker 6: Well, we don't know which one he thinks is the prettiest. Okay,
Speaker 6: we just don't find out.
Speaker 1: Who he thinks.
Speaker 5: Clearly made eye contact with me.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I definitely used to eye contact. Was like
Speaker 6: my move for so long, Right, you just stare intensely
Speaker 6: at someone across from room.
Speaker 5: Was a hole in the bottom of the popcorn.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, where you put your phone numbers.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's yes.
Speaker 6: No, maybe.
Speaker 1: Is handing things out of the hole, yes.
Speaker 6: Yes, making women's hands.
Speaker 5: You is this my dick in your hand?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Sorry, so my my.
Speaker 4: We looked in this window and saw a wall of
Speaker 4: dolls and the other side was a wall of Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 5: Fort snow and it was like, wow, this is crapy.
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, the person in the world,
Speaker 4: Ty in a long black gown who looked just like
Speaker 4: Buffalo Bill, started.
Speaker 5: Spinning around and dancing and stick oliver his mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom and I just we were in the
Speaker 4: bushes watching him, and we watched in silence, and then
Speaker 4: he started to look out the window and we ran
Speaker 4: and it was snowy.
Speaker 7: We ran.
Speaker 5: It was like my mom and I just teepeeed a house.
Speaker 5: We ran and laughed.
Speaker 6: That's incredible.
Speaker 5: It was like, yeah, it was a great it was.
Speaker 6: I love creeping on people. I love walking around at
Speaker 6: night when everyone's lights are on. I don't like to
Speaker 6: go up that far, but you know, you at to
Speaker 6: see a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm addicted.
Speaker 4: Just driving in a car almost crashed because I try
Speaker 4: and look in windows as I drive, just seeing people
Speaker 4: sitting at lunch.
Speaker 5: At lunch, it's nighttime when you can see in windows.
Speaker 5: Fair fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: This is where your story falls.
Speaker 6: Dinner.
Speaker 5: Everything's been alive.
Speaker 6: My whole life is sham.
Speaker 4: Whatever late night lunch you see or just people ever
Speaker 4: see them ugly painting they have on the wall, or
Speaker 4: if you're lucky, some sweet sweet naked tips.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought I was with a bunch of boys.
Speaker 1: No, it's a girl's time. Oh no, what talked about?
Speaker 6: I mean everyone would look at naked tips exactly.
Speaker 5: I knew YouTube would come around. But it'd be funny
Speaker 5: if I said I knew YouTube would come around. I'm
Speaker 5: pointing at a photo of spoops. Oh man, guys, it's
Speaker 5: one of my favorite hotels on the left.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the four seasons in West Hollywood.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good job. Great.
Speaker 8: But here's my great anecdote. We drove by there once
Speaker 8: and Tommy Lee Jones was driving out into black Mercedes,
Speaker 8: of course, and we were stopped right in front of him,
Speaker 8: and as he I let him go in front of us,
Speaker 8: and he, uh, he waked.
Speaker 1: He waved, but I thought he was just waving.
Speaker 8: I was like, because I was like a bit, and
Speaker 8: he like gave us a nice wave, and then I
Speaker 8: realized my friend in the backseat was completely waving at him,
Speaker 8: like like, oh, I thought we were all decided to
Speaker 8: play it cool silently, but of course, know you.
Speaker 6: What's up with uh? Tommy Lee Jones these days.
Speaker 1: I think he's just taken it easy in Connecticut.
Speaker 5: I was thinking of Tommy Lee the whole time. I
Speaker 5: thought at first, oh, okay, well they have that same name,
Speaker 5: and they probably both that is true.
Speaker 8: But Tommy Lee Jones has that really attractive acne popmark
Speaker 8: acne scars that I love so much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Edward James almost smooth face. It's long and convoluted,
Speaker 5: but that's one of my.
Speaker 6: Almost smooth faces.
Speaker 5: Almost smooth face.
Speaker 6: Also, who else says that.
Speaker 5: Let's talk skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's finally talk skin.
Speaker 4: Finally everyone's waiting for Yeah, Rada, I love his face.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Who has no girls? Not one?
Speaker 5: Lady Cameron Diaz has kind of and she's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Also looks like someone that went skeet shooting with her nod.
Speaker 6: Is with the guy, one of the guys from.
Speaker 5: She carries around a putty. Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 6: Such a weird. What was it called, good Charlotte.
Speaker 5: Good Charlotte. That's false advertising?
Speaker 7: Alrighty I had something to say, Oh, yeah, we tend
Speaker 7: to it's rapid fire.
Speaker 1: With you. There's just a lot of blah blah blah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's pause for a second.
Speaker 5: Let Barbara collect her.
Speaker 6: No, no, I keep going. I don't know what the hell.
Speaker 4: There's a beautiful historic house in Missoula, Montana, where I'm from,
Speaker 4: and and on the front is a neon sign that simply.
Speaker 5: Says, Babs.
Speaker 1: It's really so I should take.
Speaker 4: A picture of it sometime. And here's my childhood home. Oh,
Speaker 4: because it used to be a whorehouse.
Speaker 6: Oh so Babs was like the yeah she was the
Speaker 6: here's the ladies greenlight? Do you guys think I can go?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 6: I don't like I've never liked my name Barbara, and
Speaker 6: Babs is okay, but I don't like calling myself that.
Speaker 6: But it's like I think it's better than Barbara, right,
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I love Barbara.
Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with Barbara.
Speaker 6: I guess I just got a given one. You guys
Speaker 6: have like normal names, they sound good.
Speaker 5: I didn't want normal name. Well maybe, but like you.
Speaker 6: Have a good like normal first name and then like
Speaker 6: a kick.
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I decided because there was
Speaker 4: a cool kid named Scott and he had cool views,
Speaker 4: and I was in daycare, pre pre kindergarten, and I
Speaker 4: told my parents I want to be named Scott now
Speaker 4: and they called me Scott.
Speaker 11: For like a month, sweet, and so I worked my
Speaker 11: name was Scott. And then I was like, you know what,
Speaker 11: I think the kid wronged me in some way or
Speaker 11: I noticed his cool anymore. Yeah, and I said I'm
Speaker 11: Chris again.
Speaker 6: I did this weird thing whenever I would have a
Speaker 6: crush on the celebrity, I would make people call me that.
Speaker 6: So I was obsessed with George Harrison. I made people
Speaker 6: call me George and Junior.
Speaker 5: That's interesting on yourself.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what I was doing. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: definitely what name would you like Barbara instead? I don't know,
Speaker 6: I don't I just know I'd never felt like mine
Speaker 6: fit me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of adorable that you had a crush
Speaker 5: on George Harrison.
Speaker 6: Oh I did. I was obsessed with him. First it
Speaker 6: was Paul, and then I was like, fuck Paul. I
Speaker 6: like George.
Speaker 5: I like George is Sola where Cloud nine is the
Speaker 5: best album ever?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's I mean, he's the best beetle.
Speaker 1: Really don't fight her on it, Barbara, what if you
Speaker 1: call you Harrison?
Speaker 6: Oh, Harrison's pretty good. I was thinking, what well, I
Speaker 6: was telling Chris, this is the thrilling conversation you missed
Speaker 6: at the table that a lot of people. I always
Speaker 6: think my name is Deborah, I think because it's kind
Speaker 6: of like Barbara. But Deborah's not is a good change my.
Speaker 5: I mean, Debrah and Barbara would hang out, they'd be
Speaker 5: roommates for life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was thinking about Scout.
Speaker 1: Never mind, this is a safe space. I'm just laughing
Speaker 1: straight in.
Speaker 6: Your It just it's like it is the most pretentious
Speaker 6: thing to be, Like, what am I name? Well?
Speaker 1: And also just from the outside, you're clearly a barber
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 6: I mean really, but all I know. But the thing
Speaker 6: is if my last name wasn't Gray, then I wouldn't
Speaker 6: maybe think about it. But it's so old with the
Speaker 6: word gray, Like, come on, that's some old.
Speaker 8: But it seems it doesn't seem old, lady. It seems
Speaker 8: classic to me. Like that's the kind of name you
Speaker 8: want a Joan. You're Jones and you're Barbers.
Speaker 6: And you're I'm not Grace jo This is not Grace
Speaker 6: Jones level of name.
Speaker 1: No, that's a different thing.
Speaker 5: Nice Grace is nice.
Speaker 6: Grace gray, but you can't Grace is pretty good.
Speaker 1: It won't stick, you.
Speaker 6: Know, No, I know I'm past the point, but I
Speaker 6: just like every year, I kind of get in a
Speaker 6: thing where I'm like, yeah, maybe I'll do it now.
Speaker 6: It's kind of like the hair thing where it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna shave off all my hair. You know it's not.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna do it, but you think about it
Speaker 6: because you think it's gonna change your life.
Speaker 5: You'll make some money. Get that hair to ma.
Speaker 6: Actually have looked like it's not. It doesn't make as
Speaker 6: much as you.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 6: If you I think this would be like maybe.
Speaker 1: Two or three inchred bucks, not like and I'll buy
Speaker 1: the wag and I'll wear it and I'll be call
Speaker 1: me Barbara.
Speaker 6: I appreciate the name.
Speaker 5: And then I dance in front of my dolls.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what seems like.
Speaker 5: It looks just like you I am.
Speaker 4: There was a speaking of name changes a hippie kid
Speaker 4: at a bar in Montana that I've met one night,
Speaker 4: and he was just no fun.
Speaker 5: He was just and he had changed his name to
Speaker 5: the word fun.
Speaker 6: It said it.
Speaker 5: There was no and it was when this was a
Speaker 5: long time ago. Fun It's driver. So he showed it
Speaker 5: to me. It just was the word fun. I'm like,
Speaker 5: how do you do that? Did it? And he was not?
Speaker 6: He was?
Speaker 5: That was the most The reason I told the story
Speaker 5: is that he was the furthest person fun. Maybe that's
Speaker 5: why he did it. He knew that he was not fun.
Speaker 8: But also it's like, hey, tell me the story of
Speaker 8: how you did this walk in, get the fuck out
Speaker 8: of here.
Speaker 5: It's fun.
Speaker 1: That's what I would have said.
Speaker 6: Wait what, I didn't get it.
Speaker 5: We'll just happen tell this story walking walking?
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, it's kind of like a switchero.
Speaker 5: But it wasn't good.
Speaker 4: I thought you were in a roundabout way asking me
Speaker 4: to do my Christopher walking please.
Speaker 5: His name was fun.
Speaker 4: Oh man, it's funny. It's just like that snack game
Speaker 4: that you describe people. Everyone says, oh, impressions. I hate
Speaker 4: that kind of comedy, but if you do them even shittily,
Speaker 4: everyone is entertaining.
Speaker 6: Do you guys have any ones that you can do? Welsee,
Speaker 6: now now I'm doing it.
Speaker 5: Did you want to know?
Speaker 4: I can only do people that we all know and
Speaker 4: their comedians sowre Kramer.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite.
Speaker 6: Talk about the fun guy.
Speaker 5: Talk about the Every time you tell the story, it
Speaker 5: doesn't lead it. Why do I sound like it sounded
Speaker 5: like Trump every time?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you a little like New York all Jersey, don't.
Speaker 5: He gets loud and then he maybe I can't do
Speaker 5: it anymore.
Speaker 1: You maybe I can't do your heads toned.
Speaker 7: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 12: Oh, everybody like Zoo sou Zoo, you know, Skittles, something
Speaker 12: about the thing.
Speaker 5: Now, I'm now I'm gonna go Bama cigarette from something
Speaker 5: our Cramer everywhere.
Speaker 6: I like that. You just say the thing that he does.
Speaker 4: I just blurred outward is always going to zoo zoo.
Speaker 5: Taking that is I like the zebra.
Speaker 1: Sum there you go.
Speaker 3: You gotta say to get into it, get jug um.
Speaker 6: I gotta go. Take me to Molly Malone's.
Speaker 5: I guess I can't do it anymore. Oh, yeah, it's
Speaker 5: time for your comedy concert.
Speaker 1: This is fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6: Oh it is, Oh never mind, sorry, No, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Well we should probably we'll head on back.
Speaker 6: I mean, no, take your get you there exactly. I
Speaker 6: don't want to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about your show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the format is a dozen people.
Speaker 6: Oh they said it, I don't. I think it's mostly
Speaker 6: stand ups. There's some kind of weird thing about a
Speaker 6: variety show. And then like when I got booked towards
Speaker 6: eight people, and then today when he listed it, there
Speaker 6: was I think twenty.
Speaker 1: People, so I'm like terrified, unacceptable.
Speaker 5: So what's that everyone does four minutes?
Speaker 6: I probably I probably just get in there and be
Speaker 6: like I gotta go hopefully.
Speaker 4: I hate it when it's a show like that and
Speaker 4: it's like okay, showcase time and then everyone's doing fifteen
Speaker 4: minutes like some that.
Speaker 6: I I really love the guy who hosts this, but
Speaker 6: that has happened, so we'll see. He usually keeps it
Speaker 6: pretty tight. But even then, even if it's tight, you
Speaker 6: might go up after thirteen people, you know, So we'll see.
Speaker 6: But but hey, no, it's not an open mic. It's booked.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: Love love comedy.
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 6: I'll show up. I don't care what it is. I'll
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 4: I like when you get booked like at Flappers and
Speaker 4: they're like how many people did you bring?
Speaker 6: Like? What did I get?
Speaker 5: He barely brought myself. Yeah, be happy, there's a warm
Speaker 5: body here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I used to do shows, uh damny Joe Duran and
Speaker 6: she would always be like, how many are you bringing? People,
Speaker 6: and I would be like, no, I'm not I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It was just not that is the experience I even
Speaker 4: talking about. It was one of her Yeah, and she
Speaker 4: and someone said, oh, how many people did you bring in?
Speaker 4: I texted her and I said, did I get booked
Speaker 4: on a Bringer show? And then she said yeah, some
Speaker 4: people are divas about it. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I won't be doing your show.
Speaker 6: She makes a lot of money up those Yes, that's not.
Speaker 5: A redeeming quality. Yeah, it's a sorry talking.
Speaker 8: When I came back from my bago, she I met
Speaker 8: her and she sent me an email saying here are
Speaker 8: the shows that I book you should do some, And
Speaker 8: I swear to god this email scrolled forever.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they're very intense, how many lots of different colors.
Speaker 5: And she just goes and picks up the check. She
Speaker 5: doesn't even show up, like she wasn't at this thing.
Speaker 6: Actually, Like, I don't totally dislike her. I've had fun
Speaker 6: at her shows. But I did tell her. I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm not bringing anyone.
Speaker 4: I've only heard that she's actually a nice person. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I shouldn't talk smack, but she didn't call me a
Speaker 4: First of all, thank you because I immediately I'm in
Speaker 4: a classification with share.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean I don't.
Speaker 6: Oh, you just reminded me to do my new Diva bit.
Speaker 5: Let's hear it.
Speaker 6: Thanks. It's about how like if you go shop at
Speaker 6: like the big girl stores, everything's named Diva, and it's like,
Speaker 6: do I have to be a bitch to get a
Speaker 6: supportive bra? Get it? Whatever? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I have to be a bit.
Speaker 6: They got a bottle brah. That's my Howard Kramer.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 6: On Yeah, that's about it.
Speaker 5: Let's drop her off, like, we'll see what I don't get.
Speaker 5: Give you some streak.
Speaker 6: This is my really dirty car right here, guys on
Speaker 6: the right, you can see.
Speaker 5: Perfect.
Speaker 6: My license plate has been diagonal falling off for three years.
Speaker 1: You ever get a ticket for that?
Speaker 6: No, it's so nice when I see other people with it,
Speaker 6: because it's like they're my brethren, like I feel connected
Speaker 6: to them.
Speaker 1: To fix that anyway, you don't, I can't.
Speaker 5: I've tried just a flathead screw driver.
Speaker 6: No, it doesn't like the thing is broken whatever.
Speaker 1: There's no metal there.
Speaker 6: It's all like cracked and fucked up.
Speaker 5: One time I just glued my it was swiddling like that,
Speaker 5: and I just put some glue on the bumper.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 5: Glue it. Yeah, thanks for the advice.
Speaker 8: That's advice everywhere, ended on a topic that sounds like
Speaker 8: made everyone depressed, will fix almost.
Speaker 6: Everything, you guys, But this has to be this guy
Speaker 6: has to be on the show, right.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny like comedians?
Speaker 5: Yeah, just loves comedy.
Speaker 1: He's got the required pledge.
Speaker 6: He definitely has the look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and some black frame.
Speaker 5: Glasses and don't get me started on that belly. Impressed.
Speaker 6: It was like, started on that belly, just your punchline,
Speaker 6: give me.
Speaker 8: Start, started all that belly and then it's like get started, get.
Speaker 5: Who knew that this would be my get her done?
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening to do you need to write?
Speaker 5: Thank you anything? Plug?
Speaker 6: When is this coming out?
Speaker 8: Do you know?
Speaker 5: Day?
Speaker 6: Oh I'm gonna be well. I have a show every
Speaker 6: Friday at Sauce or Disano Pizza in East Hollywood called Sauce.
Speaker 1: It's a great show. Yeah, great pizza.
Speaker 6: The pizza is insane. So it's every Friday at eight pm.
Speaker 5: You're in l A and you like pizza and you
Speaker 5: like comedy.
Speaker 8: Show.
Speaker 6: It's really fun.
Speaker 5: Always hosted by someone great, and tell us about your podcast.
Speaker 6: My podcast is called Lady to Lady on the Max
Speaker 6: Fun Network. Uh, and it's hosted with me and Brandy
Speaker 6: Posey and Test Barker and we have a funny girl.
Speaker 6: He's definitely on the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those noodle arms, he's the closer. I think what
Speaker 5: those are started get started also.
Speaker 6: After his.
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening to Thank you guys for the
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