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Speaker 2: I you wanta way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

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Speaker 2: and give us time and a turmano and gay.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.

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Speaker 3: Do you wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: Do with Karen and Chris? Welcome dude, do you need

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Speaker 5: to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 5: We are leaving Swingers Diner.

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Speaker 4: Goodbye asshole, Goodbye you evil can evil themed Diner.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye nineteen seventy six America. I never liked you in

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Speaker 1: the first place.

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Speaker 5: My goal this episode is, oh I hated seventy six.

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Speaker 1: It was rough.

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Speaker 5: I was one year old and I hated it. Hated

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Speaker 5: my life that year I was six.

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Speaker 1: I was confused.

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Speaker 5: My only way of dealing with it was to suck

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Speaker 5: on my own toes.

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Speaker 1: I just listened to a lot of Philadelphia Freedom by

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Speaker 1: Elton John Really not really, I just listened whatever's on

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Speaker 1: the radio in the big station.

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Speaker 5: Mike, I really have no choice. Your little fingers couldn't

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Speaker 1: Please, Daddy, I would say, turn it to a different station.

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Speaker 5: Might we turn on the air conditioning? Gets well? Father?

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Speaker 1: Oh please father?

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Speaker 4: But now here we go already immediately the guests immediately

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Speaker 4: the best, Yeah, plazing right up.

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Speaker 1: Third.

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Speaker 4: I just want the sound quality to be good this time,

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Speaker 4: because if I don't want anyone on Twitter to.

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Speaker 5: Get some Yeah, you're.

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Speaker 1: Ruled by those people. I love every version of us.

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Speaker 5: I need the approval of strangers. That's why I got

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Speaker 5: in this business.

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Speaker 6: Isn't it weird?

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Speaker 5: Can I talk by everyone?

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Speaker 1: Our guest is the luxurious Barbara Gray.

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Speaker 6: That's a good one.

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Speaker 4: Came out, the poised, the collected, well postured, the busy.

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Speaker 5: The busy, the challenge. You're busy, the.

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Speaker 1: Best hair in the business.

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Speaker 5: Away, asymmetrical, filled with body.

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Speaker 6: Do you guys know that I'm from Salt Lake City

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Speaker 6: and the like bees are their thing. It's the bee

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Speaker 6: hive state because it's like all the little worker bees

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Speaker 6: working for the Mormon Church. And then the high is

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Speaker 6: like the Temple's that's.

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Speaker 4: Scary, so they based the ability to marry many women.

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Speaker 4: It's all based on bees.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't think about that part. I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I mean, actually are dying. Yeah, I think so, because

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Speaker 6: the Mormons are dying off.

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Speaker 5: On their bicycle.

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Speaker 1: Every Mormon that dies, ten thousand bees dies.

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Speaker 6: So you guys convert now or else the whole you know,

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Speaker 6: they say bees die, the whole world does.

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Speaker 5: Right, That's what I've heard. In all seriousness. I do

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 6: I was on a walk the other day and an

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Speaker 5: Wow, not scary, that's horrifying.

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Speaker 6: It was really scary.

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Speaker 1: That was the provo tree.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't care. That was the main temple.

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Speaker 1: Barbara, Were you racism Mormon?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 6: I wasn't. I was just there. I was just there

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Speaker 5: I really thought you said, were you a racism They are?

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Speaker 6: Oh? No, they all are. Yeah, they're just not very open, right,

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Speaker 6: it's about them and no. No, I grew up. I

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Speaker 6: and then my parents were like, oh, this place is

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Speaker 1: Will drive you straight out of it.

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Speaker 6: It will drive you to a much safer place like

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Speaker 4: So the only thing I like it's about Sacramento is

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Speaker 4: Guy Fieri's Fusion Age barbecue place.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, he has that there.

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Speaker 5: Guy here. You ever notice that that stencil?

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Speaker 1: Does he? Really?

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Speaker 6: I saw that the other day.

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Speaker 1: That that's exactly totally living there. It's like his hair

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Speaker 6: It's like one big, like bleached goatee.

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Speaker 8: That one big, like a loud guy that's talking about

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Speaker 1: But I love you people in Sacramento. Nobody listeners in sacrament.

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Speaker 6: They're having a Sacramento con for your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Can they're calling the holiday in right now? Cancel the

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Speaker 1: boardroom reservation?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what cause play. I'm gonna do this

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Speaker 6: What if people are dressing up as you guys and

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Speaker 6: all I can think about. That happened cons right, it's

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Speaker 1: But aren't they nerds? Most nerds fuck ners? Tell me

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Speaker 4: Sailor Moon are a stuffed animal, right when they have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I know it to be. I've never

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Speaker 6: I made my dad go to one in Salt Lake

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Speaker 6: I don't know. Actually I didn't really think about it.

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Speaker 5: I is she the woman that's now on Oranges?

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Speaker 6: She has done nothing since grew all right? The rest

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Speaker 6: I feel like of crazy, for like, I feel so lost,

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Speaker 8: This could be where you get the call where they're like,

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Speaker 8: we're recasting, we're re vamping.

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Speaker 1: Friends, and you're Tybee.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. That's the first name.

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Speaker 1: I thought it were turning it on its ear.

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Speaker 5: Everyone would want to be Phoebe.

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Speaker 6: Everyone's women, and everyone's black on the new Yes, I

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Speaker 4: But there's no jobs for white people. Yes here, that's

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Speaker 5: Are doing well.

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Speaker 1: Nope, that your friends are Mexican.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, weird. They didn't. They seemed all very fair

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Speaker 1: You don't know your friends like I do. I'm an agent.

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Speaker 6: Okay, well, oh you're an agent.

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Speaker 1: It's it's my same voice. So adaptive characters pretty good,

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Speaker 6: Oh, Chris, I had something I wanted to ask you.

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Speaker 6: Do you remember that time that we a bunch of

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Speaker 5: I was like, so I thought that it was someone

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, can you just do around the story.

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Speaker 4: So someone called crying and I thought, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: And then when it was just girls laughing, I got

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Speaker 6: The number and it was like, who was calling me

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Speaker 6: No, no one did, because I think I was like,

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Speaker 6: It was just funny. We were having a sleepover and

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Speaker 6: you know, because we're because you're like young women, and

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Speaker 6: and I think it was Test Barker calling you and

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Speaker 6: She got so freaked out because you kept you wouldn't

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Speaker 6: stop calling her, so she changed her outgoing voicemail except

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Speaker 1: This This is what I like about this story.

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Speaker 8: In most sleepovers, when people are eleven or twelve and

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Speaker 8: they do prank calls, they're sober, right, so it's like

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Speaker 8: that left turn of like being ship faced, like oh,

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Speaker 8: this will be.

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Speaker 1: A good idea.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 1: It's a nine one one call.

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Speaker 6: Actually I'm dying on the side of a freeway. That'll

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Speaker 6: be hilarious. He'll love this is I don't know what

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Speaker 6: we were thinking, but we called Carl Hassan talked to

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Speaker 6: him for like an hour. That was great.

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Speaker 1: Were you screaming and crying?

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Speaker 6: No, that was like, hey, I saw your show tonight

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Speaker 6: was great.

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Speaker 1: I would love that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I would have also known it was a prank.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we should have gone with fun you guys.

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Speaker 1: Hey, wait a second, we didn't.

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Speaker 6: It was all her fault. It was all in her hands.

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Speaker 5: Well I need to make amends with her.

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Speaker 6: Well, when we we'll do it again.

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Speaker 4: No, no, we don't need to bring it back. I'm

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Speaker 8: You should go on Lady to Lady the Barbart's podcast

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Speaker 5: Oh about that, and maybe we could together scare.

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Speaker 6: The hell out? Will you guys can prank call someone live?

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Speaker 6: We'll will prank call Karen live on the show. Yes,

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Speaker 8: I'll start screaming, I'll never stop and I'll have to

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Speaker 5: See that will give me so much clothes.

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Speaker 6: It is really dumb, Like it's a dumb thing to do.

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Speaker 8: Can I tell you my favorite prank is my friend Brian,

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Speaker 8: And I was like, sure, I put on I put

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Speaker 6: And you cannot see what someone looks like under those things.

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Speaker 5: I can't even see what they look like when they're

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Speaker 4: I just yeah, I love when someone's sharing a story

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's how bad. I'm a prank. Idea that is well.

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Speaker 8: I mean just coming through the window alone, even if

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Speaker 5: The kitchen gave her a singing gram through the window.

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Speaker 1: But it was scary coming through.

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Speaker 6: There's so many things about that that are not okay.

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Speaker 6: You get a weapon.

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Speaker 5: He came through the windows, could have gotten himself killed.

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Speaker 5: She probably had knives in her kitchen too.

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Speaker 8: He has no idea which she could have carried, a

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Speaker 1: There's all kinds of things he didn't know.

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Speaker 6: They could have been a ghost protecting the house that

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Speaker 5: Just looking for closure.

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Speaker 6: A Rottweiler classicler situation.

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Speaker 8: A Rottweiler ghost, Yeah, the most vicious kind.

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Speaker 4: I would be loved to be haunted by a dog.

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Speaker 4: Just all your ears barking, and there's just it's just.

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Speaker 6: Always trying to get let out.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere, and sometimes they're drinking water.

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Speaker 6: That's going through them. I mean, my friends used to

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Speaker 5: You know, like I would be like, make me so scared.

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Speaker 5: I can't I'm not good at phone calls.

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Speaker 6: Well I would do. I would say, you know, like

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Speaker 6: What are you wearing and stuff, And he'd be like,

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Speaker 6: I'm just sitting here with my girlfriends because everyone's like laughing.

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Speaker 6: You know, You're like, I want you to like eat

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Speaker 6: I'm about to say. I was like, I want you

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Speaker 6: to like eat a sesame seed bagel and then ship

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Speaker 6: it's out on me, and so the sesame seeds arom Like.

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Speaker 5: That's where someone said, no, I said that to freak

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Speaker 6: We were trying to freak them out as much as possible.

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Speaker 5: I want you to select the seeds and ship out

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Speaker 5: little seed. It's like a baby gun.

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Speaker 1: Use your colin as a special muscle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's such a turn on. Man has selective Can

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Speaker 4: you read through and maybe throw in a cherry pit?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was when you knew he's the special one.

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Speaker 4: There's two different movies that where there's a vomiting cherry pit.

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Speaker 4: One is Witches of Eastwick.

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Speaker 5: I think the other is stand by Me, the Vomiting

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Speaker 5: of the Chairs. Nothing turns me on more.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was some nasty I mean, but.

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Speaker 5: When you're a kid, boy, that is funny comedy porn.

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Speaker 6: It was so good.

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Speaker 8: My dad used to chant lard ass all the time

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Speaker 8: because he loved to rave reviews by Stranger And that's

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Speaker 1: But that's how it goes.

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Speaker 3: He would yell it to you in public, father, Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, just like it would be like any time.

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Speaker 8: I can't even really explain it now. It would be

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Speaker 6: My boyfriend's parents, I just met them, and they always

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Speaker 6: you know, do you guys remember that whatever the Chinese

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Speaker 6: Well, they say it like the guy and he goes

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Speaker 6: Seinfeld for like that's how he says it exactly, Okay,

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Speaker 6: But like so they were just they both said it

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Speaker 6: I'm like, oh no, like we just adapted this weird

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Speaker 4: I think if I was a guy and my girlfriend

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Speaker 6: I think it's so cheesy that they do it, So

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That we used to do that all the time.

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Speaker 8: Where I the happiest conversation I think you can have

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Speaker 1: That they did and didn't have growing up. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 9: Noodles, like I never even heard of those, and I've

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Speaker 6: Into allowing conversation because why do you want to hear

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Speaker 8: Specifics, where like wheat things were never even a consideration

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Speaker 4: Oh, if you start talking about snacks and what I

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Speaker 5: I was abused because and have many.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why I wasn't just this emaciated. If

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Speaker 4: Have you talked about this, said, don't don't touch that.

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Speaker 4: It's for it's for the office or recipe. My mom

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Speaker 5: In a sorority some office somewhere. Yeah. Oh made so

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Speaker 6: Could couldn't eat, but it was always for somebody.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, try and reach for it, and then we

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Speaker 5: It turns out I was.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm like the I will always eat that ship.

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Speaker 6: Do not leave anything on the counter. I will eat it.

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Speaker 5: I will float towards it like yogi.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's just no question.

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Speaker 8: What's your what's your dream barber? You go first, what's

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Speaker 6: I mean doughnuts. Yeah, I'm there because that's what just happened,

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Speaker 5: You know, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I

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Speaker 5: They made a bunch of meatballs, I will always steal

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Speaker 6: Are you in that situation a lot?

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Speaker 5: I'm always in some meatballs within arm street. I feel

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm pretty much anything.

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Speaker 5: It was my dream, but I guess just left out.

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Speaker 6: Just yeah, something like leftover. I mean I love like leftovers.

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Speaker 1: You kind of just prefer everything.

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Speaker 5: Too finicky.

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Speaker 8: Like if someone had like a kit kat on the counter,

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Speaker 5: What about homemade candy?

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Speaker 4: My mom? Maybe I've told this story when it was

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Speaker 4: She made cinnamon like Christmas tree shaped popsicles.

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Speaker 5: No, they're not good at all.

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Speaker 4: And she put way too much cinnamon to where all

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Speaker 4: They all start crying. They had to be picked up,

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Speaker 4: ruined the party?

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Speaker 6: Was it your party?

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Speaker 5: to be mine, like like like a family. Yeah. I

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Speaker 5: just remember there being kids there and they were crying

452
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Speaker 5: for their mouths burning.

453
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Speaker 1: The best prank of all.

454
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Speaker 5: And she's like, oh, yeah, like cinnamon if they're crying

455
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Speaker 5: because of pain.

456
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Speaker 6: Mom there again, she didn't want anyone to actually eat.

457
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Speaker 8: Any of She then she wrapped those up again and

458
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Speaker 8: brought him into the office. Judy, Diane, do you like cinnamon?

459
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Speaker 5: That's like what you would hear about. Don't don't go

460
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Speaker 5: trick or treat.

461
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Speaker 4: There's a razor blade and the candied apple or you

462
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Speaker 4: get bernieles.

463
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Speaker 1: The burnscles.

464
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Speaker 6: Have you guys ever done that the cinnamon challenge or whatever? No?

465
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Speaker 4: Oh Ei, there's a very funny video of that where

466
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Speaker 4: the lady is coughing so hard and her teeth fly.

467
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Speaker 5: Out and there's a cloud of cinnamon. Yeah, and it's just.

468
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Speaker 4: It looks like the who are the South African rap duo?

469
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Speaker 4: And her doorbell motor tattooed.

470
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Speaker 6: Oh the guys who were in the movies.

471
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Speaker 5: They were in Chappy.

472
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're in Chappy.

473
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And it looks like that guy. And he's like, yeah,

474
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Speaker 5: do you want to do this cinnamon challenge?

475
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 4: And the lady's like, sure, I love cinnamon, she said,

476
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Speaker 4: and she just her eyes bulge out and then she coughs,

477
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Speaker 4: and there's a cinnamon cloud.

478
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Speaker 6: And her teeth teeth, your teeth like her.

479
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Speaker 5: Ever done in? And she poly dance. Sorry, I always

480
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Speaker 5: forget which which is your sponsor? This episode brought to

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Speaker 5: you by.

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Speaker 4: You keep them stuck, We'll keep them clean anyway, just

483
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Speaker 4: to a cloud of But have you tried.

484
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Speaker 6: To do it? I I've done it like by accident.

485
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Speaker 6: You know. We're like I had a lot of cinnamon

486
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Speaker 6: and I just accidentally inhaled a bunch of it. And

487
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Speaker 6: it's pretty mortifying.

488
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Speaker 1: Did you was it super Bernie?

489
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Speaker 6: Like it's like it's just it's not as Bernie as

490
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Speaker 6: it is, just like a cloud of stuff you can't

491
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Speaker 6: get out of your book or whatever. It's really crazy. Yeah,

492
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Speaker 6: it's kind of scary.

493
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Speaker 5: Diane's word, Diane, this video. Look it up.

494
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Speaker 4: Diantward looking guy makes mom spit out teeth. Nothing will

495
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Speaker 4: come up, but you'll probably have an interesting evening.

496
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Speaker 6: What if that was? Like?

497
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Speaker 1: The new directive of our podcast is we describe YouTube videos.

498
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Speaker 6: That sounds great, sounds like every the best party ever.

499
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the new E show that I get

500
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Speaker 5: fired from. Okay, too personal.

501
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Speaker 1: Okay.

502
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Speaker 6: I was eating dinner with some people last night and

503
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Speaker 6: this guy was like describing a vine to us and

504
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Speaker 6: then had to look it up, and I was just like,

505
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Speaker 6: just don't please describing vines.

506
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, guys, you can never you can always

507
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Speaker 1: watch it.

508
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Speaker 5: So what I described in constant when.

509
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Speaker 6: I took two minutes to describe the second second vigual.

510
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Speaker 6: So we're going to Molly Malones where Karen has hung out.

511
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Speaker 5: It's an old timey Irish part. You have a story

512
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Speaker 5: about Molly Malone.

513
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Speaker 8: I have several that I can't remember because I am

514
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Speaker 8: an alcoholic, but we used to go there a lot

515
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Speaker 8: in the nineties, and there was one when Barbara texted

516
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Speaker 8: me because we were making plancy dinner anyway.

517
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Speaker 1: And then she's like, I ever show up Molly Malones.

518
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Speaker 1: And I was immediately like, oh no, that's a big

519
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Speaker 1: text reaction.

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Speaker 4: What is the best most stand out story of your

521
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Speaker 4: you're just downward spiral.

522
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Speaker 1: Well, I would say the Molly Malone's one. There was

523
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Speaker 1: we wonder that one. Yeah, it's just that, No, it's

524
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Speaker 1: a it's because I was telling Robert.

525
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Speaker 8: I remember all these things like really quick flashes because

526
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Speaker 8: I was a black gut drunk, so I just remember

527
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Speaker 8: it was it was Saint Patrick's Day and Flogging Molly

528
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Speaker 8: the band was playing there, so they were very well.

529
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Speaker 6: That sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, like so many people.

530
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Speaker 1: I mean, there must have just been like everyone's ankle

531
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Speaker 1: deep in barf. It was that that kind of situation.

532
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Speaker 8: And we walked up to the door, and I know

533
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Speaker 8: that the things I know, the doorman, there was some pause,

534
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Speaker 8: something happened at the door.

535
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Speaker 1: I don't really remember. The next thing I know, I

536
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Speaker 1: was being spun around in a circle on the dance.

537
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Speaker 8: Floor, and there was that kind of thing where it

538
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 8: was like waking up into like, oh now I'm like

539
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Speaker 8: dancing a real while flogging Molly's playing.

540
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Speaker 1: It was very like I was almost it was like

541
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Speaker 1: being on a pirate ship.

542
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Speaker 5: It was very like.

543
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Speaker 1: Being fun in a circle.

544
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Speaker 8: And then the next thing I remember is yelling in

545
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Speaker 8: the bouncer's face, like you can't tell.

546
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 5: That ends that because then they always go, hey, all.

547
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Speaker 6: I do is you're feisty.

548
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, you have a point. I'm gonna let

549
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Speaker 1: you back in.

550
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Speaker 4: You know, I'm gonna quit my job and just let

551
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Speaker 4: you enjoy your night, because this isn't how the universe

552
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Speaker 4: is supposed to work.

553
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Speaker 8: You're you're so smart, and you really have a point

554
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Speaker 8: because you're a big drunk wely, isn't that floggy Molly?

555
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 5: That's what they just want everyone to pretend they're pirates.

556
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Speaker 1: I think so.

557
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 5: I got hired by their tour manager to do T shirts.

558
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Speaker 6: I go to do warm up.

559
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Speaker 5: I hope you like squeezebox.

560
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Speaker 1: Has anyone left their leg going up the top sail here?

561
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Speaker 4: I'm not gonnay now, I'm in the crow's nest, my

562
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 4: Irish now. Anyway, Yeah, they never paid me. He told

563
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Speaker 4: me exactly what they wanted. We want ships, we want

564
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 4: old timey pirate type art. We want bone fish, a

565
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 4: flying bone fish like specific stuff. We want a jersey

566
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Speaker 4: that says flogging Molly with a number. I did all

567
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 4: this stuff and then they just didn't pay me. So

568
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Speaker 4: fuck that band. Except for the accordion player Matt Hensley.

569
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Speaker 4: I had a wall dedicated to him. He used to

570
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Speaker 4: be a skateboarder. Oh, and then he quit skateboarding and

571
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 4: then was in this band playing in an accordion All

572
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Speaker 4: true and none of an interesting.

573
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Speaker 1: Well, I liked it.

574
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Speaker 8: I like the idea that you could transition from skateboarding

575
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Speaker 8: to a professional accordion play.

576
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Speaker 6: Well, the.

577
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Speaker 5: Middle part where he's a billiards play he was like

578
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Speaker 5: a pool player. He was on ESPN and stuff.

579
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Speaker 8: Are you thinking of the most fascinating man in the world?

580
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 8: From Doseki Simmercial he.

581
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 5: Doesn't sleep with many women, but when he does, it's

582
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Speaker 5: their winches, saying in the pocket there it is it's

583
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 5: so hard.

584
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 6: No, it's that they're wenches. No, I really don't want

585
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 6: to Just looking at the his in her hair goods story.

586
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 5: That's a good way to distract us.

587
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 6: Right looking around it is it isn't her, it is

588
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Speaker 6: his and also hers. Oh man coming up on the

589
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 6: tar pits. The what the fun if you guys ever

590
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Speaker 6: like taking people there who wanted together.

591
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Speaker 4: They're just I don't A friend's mom was visiting and

592
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 4: she she's like, you have to go to the Libera

593
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 4: tar pits.

594
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Speaker 5: They're amazing. I like what, I don't how it's so.

595
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Speaker 6: I mean I haven't gone, and I've gone obviously lackm

596
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 6: but not like the the tar pit Museum or whatever,

597
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 6: which which might be interesting, I guess. But they have

598
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 6: that weird sad like Mastodon being like murdered by the tar.

599
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 6: It's family like on the shore watching it.

600
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so sad.

601
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Speaker 8: They're like making you see the worst of the target. Yeah, like,

602
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 8: how about the good things that happened in tar pits?

603
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 6: Also, where like is all the rest of the tar

604
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 6: Because I worked across the street and there was like

605
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 6: tar in the parking lot. So how far does that go?

606
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 5: Wow?

607
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: You mean there's it continued?

608
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, like it's underground over across the streets.

609
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 5: And bubbling crude over there.

610
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 8: From Texas from the movie Volcano.

611
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: This is this was ground zero essentially.

612
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 6: In the movie Volcano. Right, there's the sad.

613
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 5: I've never seen that.

614
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 8: They lighted up at night so everyone always remembers. That's

615
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 8: the nine to eleven of.

616
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 5: Always remember that tragedy. Never forget this.

617
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 4: Just a bubbling, crude, mom ankles deep and the horrible

618
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 4: thing when when an elephant drowns in tar, they never

619
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 4: forget it.

620
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 6: Oh that's where they got the yeah, September eleventh tagline.

621
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Speaker 1: That's that's why there's a the eleventh flag.

622
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, exactly. Did you guys watch that documentary about

623
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 6: the woman who faked that she was?

624
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 5: Oh about it?

625
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 6: It's really interesting. It's just she's from She's from somewhere

626
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 6: in Europe, I can't remember, like Russia or area, and

627
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 6: she just, yeah, she came up with this whole thing

628
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 6: that her fiance had been there and died in the towers,

629
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 6: and he actually had. But then she said that she

630
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 6: worked there. She worked at the bank, and she became

631
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 6: like the head of like the survivors group in New

632
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 6: York and all the ship and the people just started

633
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 6: realizing that she was kind of like weird and not

634
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 6: telling the truth.

635
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 5: I realized that bank didn't exist.

636
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 6: I work at the X y Z Bank Incorporated.

637
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 5: And sound like a bank. But she seems authentic.

638
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 6: Actually wasn't a bad bank name though.

639
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 5: X y Z Money Incorporation.

640
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, dollars and their motto is dollar dollar Bill.

641
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 6: Yeah. But yeah, she like got found out and then

642
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 6: just like disappeared. I guess so, well maybe her and

643
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 6: that guy from whatever, the.

644
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 5: Kid who pretended to be caught in a hot air balloon.

645
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think there was something wrong with.

646
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 5: Earl. Okay, this brings us.

647
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen I think it's bubble Boy John, Yes, yes,

648
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 4: where a horse like trips over his air cord and

649
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 4: he's like.

650
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 5: His face is pressed. Yes, John Travolta in his most John.

651
00:30:54,640 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 4: Revolting role that getting the horse trips over the power

652
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 4: thing and he's like looking at the he starts choking.

653
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 5: He's all excited about the horse.

654
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 4: And then it's kind of like Mac and Me as

655
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 4: far as just I can't believe people used to be

656
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 4: dumb enough to just watch this and not point and laugh.

657
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 8: I remember seeing it when it was like because I

658
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 8: think it was like a Friday night. It's like a yeah,

659
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 8: it was like ABC night at the movies or whatever,

660
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 8: and then that concept it was like I remember being

661
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 8: a little kid and thinking I never thought of those

662
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 8: poor people who have to live in plastic bubbles, which

663
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 8: of course don't really exist.

664
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Speaker 6: It's like, do there, I mean they have to in

665
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 6: some way, right, Well I don't not in.

666
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: The way of like it's a teen boy that needs

667
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: to get rolled outside.

668
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 5: Don't it goes to regular high school class?

669
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if it does happen, it's pretty hospitalized.

670
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 5: In special Yeah, it's your last moment.

671
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 8: It's not the thing where you're the girl you meet

672
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 8: uh somewhere, rolls you outside and then a horse comes by.

673
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Speaker 8: There's just so many things about it were just ludicrous

674
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 8: and yeah, having to act from inside that bubbles a

675
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 8: little weird.

676
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 5: Well, only Travalta can pull it off. Yeah, God, he's good.

677
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 5: Good it all that botch?

678
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 6: Do you guys?

679
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 8: Did you ever see the Trilogy of Terror, which that

680
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 8: was the one that was the most famous like made

681
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 8: for TV movie when I was growing up.

682
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: No, which is you have to look it up because

683
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: it's really amazing. It was.

684
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 8: It was three different stories that are like horror stories

685
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 8: or whatever, but it's totally it was totally for like kids,

686
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 8: it's like a Friday night thing. But me and my

687
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 8: sister and my three cousins watched it and everybody freaked out.

688
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 8: And the one that we freaked out the most about

689
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 8: and that I remember best is a woman her sister

690
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 8: brings a doll back from like Satan or the elves.

691
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: And this on adult. It's like a wooden doll. It's

692
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: all carved.

693
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 8: It just says, don't take the necklace off, and so

694
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 8: she's like, that would a nice gift and puts it down,

695
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 8: goes and gets a shower.

696
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: The netflace just falls off.

697
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 4: Oh it's not even her fault. It's not her fault

698
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 4: trigger the curse. Then they're very specific to take the

699
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 4: necklace off. Well, it falls Off's not her fault, I mean, But.

700
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter because then that little doll comes to

701
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 8: life and has a little knife and starts.

702
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: Chasing her around.

703
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 5: This is ripped off the movie Cat's Eyes and an

704
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 5: episode of Brady Bunch.

705
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 6: So far, but no, well wait, and what kind of

706
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 6: like was it?

707
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 8: Like?

708
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 6: What kind of animation do they use for the doll?

709
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 6: Was it like?

710
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 10: If you if we watched it out, it would be

711
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 10: laughably bad, all right, But when you see it, like

712
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 10: it tries to attack her in the bathtub, she puts

713
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 10: a towel over it and puts it in the oven,

714
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 10: and eventually she jumps up the window to get.

715
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 8: Away from it, and we so bad, Like my teenage

716
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 8: cousin Stevie, woke up in them all night screaming.

717
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 5: Wait, does the little doll eventually get chopped up in

718
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 5: a in a fan?

719
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: No, that doll becomes the mayor.

720
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 6: Oh wow, becomes the mayor.

721
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I can't remember it.

722
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: I love to see a tiny marre because when he

723
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 4: brought big scissors to kind of red by regular sized scissors,

724
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 4: I'd love the tiniest.

725
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: Are the tiniest, little evil doll.

726
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 5: Mare, here's a key to the city. This is a

727
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 5: little key to my jewelry box. You're adorable, little.

728
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: Mare, little asshole mare. He's just stabbing everybody's ankles.

729
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 8: And I do remember having the thought when I was

730
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,720
Speaker 8: watching it of like he's just gonna stab her ankles.

731
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 4: It's just like you know, surface wounds. If you're a

732
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 4: little guy with a knife, always go for the achittlees.

733
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 4: They fall face first and then you have your way

734
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 4: with them.

735
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 6: All the knife style people do have that fear of

736
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 6: the ankle thing. They like, we'll put theirs.

737
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: Down really yeah, like something's gonna grab their agg Yeah,

738
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: the big thing.

739
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think about it.

740
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 4: I used to think about it when I'd run upstairs

741
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 4: that someone was going to run after me and cut

742
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 4: my ankles, so I ran upstairs always.

743
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I am in uh college. I made I

744
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 6: made a short film about people who collect dolls, like

745
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 6: a short documentary. So I got to go in all

746
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 6: these people's houses and see their fucking crazy doll collections.

747
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 6: It was terrifying.

748
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 5: Wow.

749
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 6: There's one woman who like their dolls covered their entire

750
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 6: bed and they'd have to take them all off.

751
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 5: At night like pillows.

752
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 6: Yeah. Just I mean like hundreds of dolls. And then

753
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 6: she's like, when I die, I just want to be

754
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 6: buried with my raggedy ann like that was her request.

755
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 4: Well, there's one all that horrifies me is like the

756
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 4: vintage porcelain tilted bag the eyes closed.

757
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 5: People collect those. And my mom and I she lives

758
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 5: in Spokane, and.

759
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 4: It was one of the last memories of like hanging

760
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 4: out with her and her being adventuresome.

761
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 5: We were walking through the neighborhood and peaked in a window.

762
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 4: I don't know why we were looking in windows, because

763
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: we saw from a distance all these dolls don't.

764
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 5: Be a dick weirdo. This isn't.

765
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 6: Like, Oh my god, it's so cool.

766
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 5: I carried pepper spray. Have to get out and just look.

767
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 6: It's like weird little jet fuel.

768
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: Look him up, but he's trying to impress me.

769
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 6: Should we get him? Should we get him? Disa on

770
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 6: the podcast, You're weird, You're weird, putting the microphone out

771
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 6: to him.

772
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,919
Speaker 5: Such weird, we love.

773
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: He turned all the way around and looked at us.

774
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 6: He did, he looked right out.

775
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's.

776
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 5: Flirting with all of us, I added myself.

777
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 6: Well, we don't know which one he thinks is the prettiest. Okay,

778
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 6: we just don't find out.

779
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: Who he thinks.

780
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 5: Clearly made eye contact with me.

781
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 6: Oh man, I definitely used to eye contact. Was like

782
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 6: my move for so long, Right, you just stare intensely

783
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 6: at someone across from room.

784
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 5: Was a hole in the bottom of the popcorn.

785
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, where you put your phone numbers.

786
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 5: Yeah it's yes.

787
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 6: No, maybe.

788
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: Is handing things out of the hole, yes.

789
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 6: Yes, making women's hands.

790
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 5: You is this my dick in your hand?

791
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 8: Oh?

792
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 5: Sorry, so my my.

793
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 4: We looked in this window and saw a wall of

794
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 4: dolls and the other side was a wall of Marilyn Monroe.

795
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 5: Fort snow and it was like, wow, this is crapy.

796
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, the person in the world,

797
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 4: Ty in a long black gown who looked just like

798
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 4: Buffalo Bill, started.

799
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 5: Spinning around and dancing and stick oliver his mouth.

800
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom and I just we were in the

801
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 4: bushes watching him, and we watched in silence, and then

802
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 4: he started to look out the window and we ran

803
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 4: and it was snowy.

804
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 7: We ran.

805
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 5: It was like my mom and I just teepeeed a house.

806
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 5: We ran and laughed.

807
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 6: That's incredible.

808
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 5: It was like, yeah, it was a great it was.

809
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 6: I love creeping on people. I love walking around at

810
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 6: night when everyone's lights are on. I don't like to

811
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 6: go up that far, but you know, you at to

812
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 6: see a lot of stuff.

813
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 5: Oh I'm addicted.

814
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 4: Just driving in a car almost crashed because I try

815
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 4: and look in windows as I drive, just seeing people

816
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 4: sitting at lunch.

817
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 5: At lunch, it's nighttime when you can see in windows.

818
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 5: Fair fucking idiot.

819
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: This is where your story falls.

820
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 6: Dinner.

821
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 5: Everything's been alive.

822
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 6: My whole life is sham.

823
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 4: Whatever late night lunch you see or just people ever

824
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 4: see them ugly painting they have on the wall, or

825
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 4: if you're lucky, some sweet sweet naked tips.

826
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 5: Oh I thought I was with a bunch of boys.

827
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: No, it's a girl's time. Oh no, what talked about?

828
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 6: I mean everyone would look at naked tips exactly.

829
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 5: I knew YouTube would come around. But it'd be funny

830
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 5: if I said I knew YouTube would come around. I'm

831
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 5: pointing at a photo of spoops. Oh man, guys, it's

832
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 5: one of my favorite hotels on the left.

833
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the four seasons in West Hollywood.

834
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, good job. Great.

835
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 8: But here's my great anecdote. We drove by there once

836
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 8: and Tommy Lee Jones was driving out into black Mercedes,

837
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 8: of course, and we were stopped right in front of him,

838
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 8: and as he I let him go in front of us,

839
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 8: and he, uh, he waked.

840
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: He waved, but I thought he was just waving.

841
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 8: I was like, because I was like a bit, and

842
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 8: he like gave us a nice wave, and then I

843
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 8: realized my friend in the backseat was completely waving at him,

844
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 8: like like, oh, I thought we were all decided to

845
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 8: play it cool silently, but of course, know you.

846
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 6: What's up with uh? Tommy Lee Jones these days.

847
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: I think he's just taken it easy in Connecticut.

848
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 5: I was thinking of Tommy Lee the whole time. I

849
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 5: thought at first, oh, okay, well they have that same name,

850
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 5: and they probably both that is true.

851
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 8: But Tommy Lee Jones has that really attractive acne popmark

852
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 8: acne scars that I love so much.

853
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, Edward James almost smooth face. It's long and convoluted,

854
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 5: but that's one of my.

855
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 6: Almost smooth faces.

856
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 5: Almost smooth face.

857
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 6: Also, who else says that.

858
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 5: Let's talk skin.

859
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's finally talk skin.

860
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 4: Finally everyone's waiting for Yeah, Rada, I love his face.

861
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 8: Yeah.

862
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: Who has no girls? Not one?

863
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 5: Lady Cameron Diaz has kind of and she's beautiful.

864
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 4: Also looks like someone that went skeet shooting with her nod.

865
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 6: Is with the guy, one of the guys from.

866
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 5: She carries around a putty. Oh yeah, that's.

867
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 6: Such a weird. What was it called, good Charlotte.

868
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 5: Good Charlotte. That's false advertising?

869
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 7: Alrighty I had something to say, Oh, yeah, we tend

870
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 7: to it's rapid fire.

871
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: With you. There's just a lot of blah blah blah. Yeah,

872
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 1: you know what, let's pause for a second.

873
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 5: Let Barbara collect her.

874
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 6: No, no, I keep going. I don't know what the hell.

875
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 4: There's a beautiful historic house in Missoula, Montana, where I'm from,

876
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 4: and and on the front is a neon sign that simply.

877
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 5: Says, Babs.

878
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: It's really so I should take.

879
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 4: A picture of it sometime. And here's my childhood home. Oh,

880
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 4: because it used to be a whorehouse.

881
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 6: Oh so Babs was like the yeah she was the

882
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 6: here's the ladies greenlight? Do you guys think I can go?

883
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 8: Like?

884
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 6: I don't like I've never liked my name Barbara, and

885
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 6: Babs is okay, but I don't like calling myself that.

886
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 6: But it's like I think it's better than Barbara, right,

887
00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 6: I don't know.

888
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: I I love Barbara.

889
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with Barbara.

890
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 6: I guess I just got a given one. You guys

891
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 6: have like normal names, they sound good.

892
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 5: I didn't want normal name. Well maybe, but like you.

893
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 6: Have a good like normal first name and then like

894
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 6: a kick.

895
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I decided because there was

896
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 4: a cool kid named Scott and he had cool views,

897
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 4: and I was in daycare, pre pre kindergarten, and I

898
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 4: told my parents I want to be named Scott now

899
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 4: and they called me Scott.

900
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 11: For like a month, sweet, and so I worked my

901
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 11: name was Scott. And then I was like, you know what,

902
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 11: I think the kid wronged me in some way or

903
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 11: I noticed his cool anymore. Yeah, and I said I'm

904
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 11: Chris again.

905
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 6: I did this weird thing whenever I would have a

906
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 6: crush on the celebrity, I would make people call me that.

907
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 6: So I was obsessed with George Harrison. I made people

908
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 6: call me George and Junior.

909
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 5: That's interesting on yourself.

910
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what I was doing. Yeah, but

911
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 6: definitely what name would you like Barbara instead? I don't know,

912
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 6: I don't I just know I'd never felt like mine

913
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 6: fit me, you know what I mean.

914
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 5: So it's kind of adorable that you had a crush

915
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 5: on George Harrison.

916
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 6: Oh I did. I was obsessed with him. First it

917
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 6: was Paul, and then I was like, fuck Paul. I

918
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 6: like George.

919
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 5: I like George is Sola where Cloud nine is the

920
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 5: best album ever?

921
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's I mean, he's the best beetle.

922
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: Really don't fight her on it, Barbara, what if you

923
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: call you Harrison?

924
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 6: Oh, Harrison's pretty good. I was thinking, what well, I

925
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 6: was telling Chris, this is the thrilling conversation you missed

926
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 6: at the table that a lot of people. I always

927
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 6: think my name is Deborah, I think because it's kind

928
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 6: of like Barbara. But Deborah's not is a good change my.

929
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 5: I mean, Debrah and Barbara would hang out, they'd be

930
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 5: roommates for life.

931
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was thinking about Scout.

932
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: Never mind, this is a safe space. I'm just laughing

933
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: straight in.

934
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 6: Your It just it's like it is the most pretentious

935
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 6: thing to be, Like, what am I name? Well?

936
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: And also just from the outside, you're clearly a barber

937
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: to me.

938
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 6: I mean really, but all I know. But the thing

939
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 6: is if my last name wasn't Gray, then I wouldn't

940
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 6: maybe think about it. But it's so old with the

941
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 6: word gray, Like, come on, that's some old.

942
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 8: But it seems it doesn't seem old, lady. It seems

943
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 8: classic to me. Like that's the kind of name you

944
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 8: want a Joan. You're Jones and you're Barbers.

945
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 6: And you're I'm not Grace jo This is not Grace

946
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 6: Jones level of name.

947
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: No, that's a different thing.

948
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 5: Nice Grace is nice.

949
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 6: Grace gray, but you can't Grace is pretty good.

950
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: It won't stick, you.

951
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 6: Know, No, I know I'm past the point, but I

952
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 6: just like every year, I kind of get in a

953
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 6: thing where I'm like, yeah, maybe I'll do it now.

954
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 6: It's kind of like the hair thing where it's like, oh, yeah,

955
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 6: I'm gonna shave off all my hair. You know it's not.

956
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna do it, but you think about it

957
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 6: because you think it's gonna change your life.

958
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 5: You'll make some money. Get that hair to ma.

959
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 6: Actually have looked like it's not. It doesn't make as

960
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 6: much as you.

961
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 4: Like.

962
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 6: If you I think this would be like maybe.

963
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: Two or three inchred bucks, not like and I'll buy

964
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: the wag and I'll wear it and I'll be call

965
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: me Barbara.

966
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 6: I appreciate the name.

967
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 5: And then I dance in front of my dolls.

968
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what seems like.

969
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 5: It looks just like you I am.

970
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 4: There was a speaking of name changes a hippie kid

971
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 4: at a bar in Montana that I've met one night,

972
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 4: and he was just no fun.

973
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 5: He was just and he had changed his name to

974
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 5: the word fun.

975
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 6: It said it.

976
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 5: There was no and it was when this was a

977
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 5: long time ago. Fun It's driver. So he showed it

978
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 5: to me. It just was the word fun. I'm like,

979
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 5: how do you do that? Did it? And he was not?

980
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 6: He was?

981
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 5: That was the most The reason I told the story

982
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 5: is that he was the furthest person fun. Maybe that's

983
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 5: why he did it. He knew that he was not fun.

984
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 8: But also it's like, hey, tell me the story of

985
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 8: how you did this walk in, get the fuck out

986
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 8: of here.

987
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 5: It's fun.

988
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 1: That's what I would have said.

989
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 6: Wait what, I didn't get it.

990
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 5: We'll just happen tell this story walking walking?

991
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, it's kind of like a switchero.

992
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 5: But it wasn't good.

993
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 4: I thought you were in a roundabout way asking me

994
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 4: to do my Christopher walking please.

995
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 5: His name was fun.

996
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,439
Speaker 4: Oh man, it's funny. It's just like that snack game

997
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 4: that you describe people. Everyone says, oh, impressions. I hate

998
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 4: that kind of comedy, but if you do them even shittily,

999
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 4: everyone is entertaining.

1000
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 6: Do you guys have any ones that you can do? Welsee,

1001
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 6: now now I'm doing it.

1002
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 5: Did you want to know?

1003
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 4: I can only do people that we all know and

1004
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 4: their comedians sowre Kramer.

1005
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: It's my favorite.

1006
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 6: Talk about the fun guy.

1007
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 5: Talk about the Every time you tell the story, it

1008
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 5: doesn't lead it. Why do I sound like it sounded

1009
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 5: like Trump every time?

1010
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, you a little like New York all Jersey, don't.

1011
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 5: He gets loud and then he maybe I can't do

1012
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 5: it anymore.

1013
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 1: You maybe I can't do your heads toned.

1014
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 7: No, it doesn't.

1015
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 12: Oh, everybody like Zoo sou Zoo, you know, Skittles, something

1016
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 12: about the thing.

1017
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 5: Now, I'm now I'm gonna go Bama cigarette from something

1018
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 5: our Cramer everywhere.

1019
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 6: I like that. You just say the thing that he does.

1020
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 4: I just blurred outward is always going to zoo zoo.

1021
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 5: Taking that is I like the zebra.

1022
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: Sum there you go.

1023
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 3: You gotta say to get into it, get jug um.

1024
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 6: I gotta go. Take me to Molly Malone's.

1025
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 5: I guess I can't do it anymore. Oh, yeah, it's

1026
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 5: time for your comedy concert.

1027
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: This is fifteen minutes.

1028
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 6: Oh it is, Oh never mind, sorry, No, that's okay.

1029
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: Well we should probably we'll head on back.

1030
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 6: I mean, no, take your get you there exactly. I

1031
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 6: don't want to be there.

1032
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about your show.

1033
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the format is a dozen people.

1034
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 6: Oh they said it, I don't. I think it's mostly

1035
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 6: stand ups. There's some kind of weird thing about a

1036
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 6: variety show. And then like when I got booked towards

1037
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 6: eight people, and then today when he listed it, there

1038
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 6: was I think twenty.

1039
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: People, so I'm like terrified, unacceptable.

1040
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 5: So what's that everyone does four minutes?

1041
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 6: I probably I probably just get in there and be

1042
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 6: like I gotta go hopefully.

1043
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 4: I hate it when it's a show like that and

1044
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 4: it's like okay, showcase time and then everyone's doing fifteen

1045
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 4: minutes like some that.

1046
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 6: I I really love the guy who hosts this, but

1047
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 6: that has happened, so we'll see. He usually keeps it

1048
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 6: pretty tight. But even then, even if it's tight, you

1049
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 6: might go up after thirteen people, you know, So we'll see.

1050
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 6: But but hey, no, it's not an open mic. It's booked.

1051
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 7: You know.

1052
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 6: Love love comedy.

1053
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 7: I love.

1054
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 6: I'll show up. I don't care what it is. I'll

1055
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 6: do it.

1056
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 4: I like when you get booked like at Flappers and

1057
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 4: they're like how many people did you bring?

1058
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 6: Like? What did I get?

1059
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 5: He barely brought myself. Yeah, be happy, there's a warm

1060
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 5: body here.

1061
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1062
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 6: I used to do shows, uh damny Joe Duran and

1063
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 6: she would always be like, how many are you bringing? People,

1064
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 6: and I would be like, no, I'm not I'm sorry.

1065
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 4: It was just not that is the experience I even

1066
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 4: talking about. It was one of her Yeah, and she

1067
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 4: and someone said, oh, how many people did you bring in?

1068
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 4: I texted her and I said, did I get booked

1069
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 4: on a Bringer show? And then she said yeah, some

1070
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 4: people are divas about it. And I was like, oh,

1071
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 4: I won't be doing your show.

1072
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 6: She makes a lot of money up those Yes, that's not.

1073
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 5: A redeeming quality. Yeah, it's a sorry talking.

1074
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 8: When I came back from my bago, she I met

1075
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 8: her and she sent me an email saying here are

1076
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 8: the shows that I book you should do some, And

1077
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 8: I swear to god this email scrolled forever.

1078
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they're very intense, how many lots of different colors.

1079
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 5: And she just goes and picks up the check. She

1080
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 5: doesn't even show up, like she wasn't at this thing.

1081
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 6: Actually, Like, I don't totally dislike her. I've had fun

1082
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 6: at her shows. But I did tell her. I was like,

1083
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 6: I'm not bringing anyone.

1084
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 4: I've only heard that she's actually a nice person. Yeah,

1085
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 4: I shouldn't talk smack, but she didn't call me a

1086
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 4: First of all, thank you because I immediately I'm in

1087
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 4: a classification with share.

1088
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean I don't.

1089
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 6: Oh, you just reminded me to do my new Diva bit.

1090
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: Let's hear it.

1091
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 6: Thanks. It's about how like if you go shop at

1092
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 6: like the big girl stores, everything's named Diva, and it's like,

1093
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 6: do I have to be a bitch to get a

1094
00:50:54,200 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 6: supportive bra? Get it? Whatever? Yeah?

1095
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 7: I have to be a bit.

1096
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 6: They got a bottle brah. That's my Howard Kramer.

1097
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 5: Again.

1098
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 6: On Yeah, that's about it.

1099
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 5: Let's drop her off, like, we'll see what I don't get.

1100
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 5: Give you some streak.

1101
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 6: This is my really dirty car right here, guys on

1102
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 6: the right, you can see.

1103
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 5: Perfect.

1104
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 6: My license plate has been diagonal falling off for three years.

1105
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: You ever get a ticket for that?

1106
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 6: No, it's so nice when I see other people with it,

1107
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 6: because it's like they're my brethren, like I feel connected

1108
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 6: to them.

1109
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: To fix that anyway, you don't, I can't.

1110
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 5: I've tried just a flathead screw driver.

1111
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 6: No, it doesn't like the thing is broken whatever.

1112
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: There's no metal there.

1113
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 6: It's all like cracked and fucked up.

1114
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 5: One time I just glued my it was swiddling like that,

1115
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 5: and I just put some glue on the bumper.

1116
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's probably.

1117
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 5: Glue it. Yeah, thanks for the advice.

1118
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 8: That's advice everywhere, ended on a topic that sounds like

1119
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 8: made everyone depressed, will fix almost.

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Speaker 6: Everything, you guys, But this has to be this guy

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00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,479
Speaker 6: has to be on the show, right.

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00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah.

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00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny like comedians?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just loves comedy.

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Speaker 1: He's got the required pledge.

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Speaker 6: He definitely has the look.

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00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and some black frame.

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Speaker 5: Glasses and don't get me started on that belly. Impressed.

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00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 6: It was like, started on that belly, just your punchline,

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00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 6: give me.

1131
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 8: Start, started all that belly and then it's like get started, get.

1132
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 5: Who knew that this would be my get her done?

1133
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening to do you need to write?

1134
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 5: Thank you anything? Plug?

1135
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 6: When is this coming out?

1136
00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 8: Do you know?

1137
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 5: Day?

1138
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 6: Oh I'm gonna be well. I have a show every

1139
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 6: Friday at Sauce or Disano Pizza in East Hollywood called Sauce.

1140
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: It's a great show. Yeah, great pizza.

1141
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 6: The pizza is insane. So it's every Friday at eight pm.

1142
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 5: You're in l A and you like pizza and you

1143
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 5: like comedy.

1144
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 8: Show.

1145
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 6: It's really fun.

1146
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 5: Always hosted by someone great, and tell us about your podcast.

1147
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 6: My podcast is called Lady to Lady on the Max

1148
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 6: Fun Network. Uh, and it's hosted with me and Brandy

1149
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 6: Posey and Test Barker and we have a funny girl.

1150
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 6: He's definitely on the show.

1151
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, those noodle arms, he's the closer. I think what

1152
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 5: those are started get started also.

1153
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 6: After his.

1154
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 5: Thank you for listening to Thank you guys for the

1155
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 5: ride and five star ratio.

1156
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: Yes, please review us, and thank you for being on Barbara,

1157
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: thank thank you listening. You need a wyan are leaving?

1158
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home? Either way we want

1159
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: to be there.

1160
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1161
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: time and a termino and gay, we want to send

1162
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 2: you off inside.

1163
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,919
Speaker 3: You wanna welcome you back home.

1164
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1165
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: We scared her?

1166
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 6: Was it fine now?

1167
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:35,720
Speaker 1: Porn?

1168
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1169
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1170
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 6: Do you you need a ride? Do you need ride?

1171
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 6: Do you ride?

1172
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Cress mm hmmm