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Speaker 1: Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best ready go you've heard in a while show. Let's

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Speaker 1: get awkward. How about that? Okay, what you think about that?

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Speaker 1: It's Monday? You know, Mondays are supposed to suck, right,

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Speaker 1: challenge not for fun, so that you can attempt it

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Speaker 1: they come behind you like, hey, Jim, Hey can't wait

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Speaker 1: for the meetings today? Hi? I just love the start

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Speaker 1: that's right? It's time for the Wheel of misfortune. Alex

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Speaker 1: to do. Alex Frash, what's the misfortune for today? The

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Speaker 1: misfortune is going to be avery single time that you

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Speaker 1: it's like weird things. So all day long, when you

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Speaker 1: That's Hello tomorrow at two o'clock. I'm sorry, Hello, Hi, Hello.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Joel. Yeah, this is him, Hello Joel.

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Speaker 1: Swedge Meadowbrook and I am with landscaping and I was

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Speaker 1: just calling to confirm our appointment for tomorrow for me

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Speaker 1: an artist. Yes, my name is Swage Meadowbrook. I don't

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Speaker 1: we didn't, we didn't. Thank you. Uhage got tomorrow amorrow

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Speaker 1: be right there. We have some stuff in the garage.

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Speaker 1: the old weeds that are there, dirty weeds. I don't

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Speaker 1: like weeds. Do you like weeds? No? No, no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: That's why I already like dirty, sinful weeds. Do they No?

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Speaker 1: I've done that before, and then they admit that it

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Speaker 1: means that you're doing very good on stage. And I

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Speaker 1: But I have killed many sinful weeds and I look

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Speaker 1: forward to murdering yours. Oh okay, listen, you're not coming

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Speaker 1: anywhere near my house, all right, and I'm already here.

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Speaker 1: Please do not show up. But I'm already No, but

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Speaker 1: you're already at my house. Yes, I'm planning for tomorrow

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Speaker 1: tools for tomorrow at Too? No? What about my three

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Speaker 1: just let you know it's a prank phone called then

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Speaker 1: then I'm not on your property at all. But I

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Speaker 1: of the Roses only on the Jibil Show. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: probably not the best relationship when you're only three months

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Speaker 1: catch a cheater. And Abby is on the phone because

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Speaker 1: it's not like that's a big deal. But his tattooed

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Speaker 1: with somebody else's name. No, it's nothing, it's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: But it's like half of a little heart on his hand.

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Speaker 1: What the hell would half of a heart? Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: the like the necklace that guys like half a heart?

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Speaker 1: You give it? Why would he have half a heart?

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Speaker 1: That sounds like something a girl would do it does? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it seems like a couple's tattoo or something,

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Speaker 1: because like where where's the other half of the heart? Well,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, And there goes Johnny. Johnny's gone. Wow, Johnny boy, Abby,

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Speaker 1: all right, right, Well, no more testing guys with clean

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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Was

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Speaker 1: your frosted flakes are better without milk? What the phone?

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Speaker 1: What did you just say the meal? We'll get to

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Speaker 1: we'd find it under the bed or in the air

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Speaker 1: conditioning vent or what she claimed. She claimed to love

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Speaker 1: the ring, but she would just let it go missing

421
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Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, Oh, my dirty, my dirty little secret.

422
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: Is the last time it went missing, I found it

423
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Speaker 1: and I took it to a pawn shop myself. I

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Speaker 1: got myself an Xbox You kidding me? Wait? That's oh,

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Speaker 1: you got as well. Now I did do it. I

426
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Speaker 1: don't feel bad about it, because I feel like I've

427
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Speaker 1: relieved her of worrying with this thing is all the time. Now, No, now,

428
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Speaker 1: you just loved her with sadness forever. Yeah, she really

429
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Speaker 1: like to str find it about the ring being on exactly,

430
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Speaker 1: I mean, of course, but every every time it would

431
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Speaker 1: go missing, she would worry and freak out and turn

432
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Speaker 1: the house upside down looking for it. And now she

433
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Speaker 1: doesn't have to do that anymore. So she's just irresponsible

434
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Speaker 1: at the ring. Yeah, And so you just put her

435
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Speaker 1: out of her misery to never have to like worry

436
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Speaker 1: about it again. Thank you? Thank you? Pretty messed up?

437
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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you helping her look for it still? No? No,

438
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: I told her they're probably one of her friends stole

439
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: it during a party. Oh my god, wow your dirty

440
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Speaker 1: little singers that. Wow, you're evil. Yeah. So not only

441
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: did you basically steal her ring to get an xbox,

442
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: you blamed it on a friend that you know shed

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Speaker 1: potentially ruin a friendship. I appreciate you listening to the

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Speaker 1: show man, and I'm really holding back right now. It

445
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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like very nice things that you're doing. Well,

446
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: you wanted a dirty secret, so I did. I thought

447
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: it was gonna be like dirty, not like evil. Yeah

448
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Speaker 1: you want too, Yeah, That's what I was hoping for

449
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: rather than this you do. Yeah, so did she like,

450
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Speaker 1: was she excited that you got an Xbox? She hates

451
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Speaker 1: video games? Dang her grandma's engagement ring. Bought you an Xbox. Wow,

452
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Speaker 1: that's not without her knowing. Beautiful ring and you're you're

453
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Speaker 1: proud of it memory now yeah, beautiful Xbox. I guess. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well walk her white in a while. I walked by

455
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Speaker 1: the pawn shop and it's still there, so I could

456
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Speaker 1: potentially recover it. I mean, why would you do it

457
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Speaker 1: in the first place. Then well I could look like

458
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Speaker 1: a hero and say, hey, I found your grandmother's ring

459
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Speaker 1: in a pawn shop. Wow. Okay, if you do that,

460
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Speaker 1: then you will go from zero to hero. That is me.

461
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: That is even more evil to do that. I would

462
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Speaker 1: just go get the ring. Just go get the ring,

463
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Speaker 1: give it back to her. Man. Yeah, leave her so

464
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Speaker 1: sad forever for real? All right? Well, like I said,

465
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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us a little secret, thank you for

466
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Speaker 1: listening to the show, and thank you. May God be

467
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Speaker 1: with you. Try to do from this moment on, try

468
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Speaker 1: to try to do better things for people, just a

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Speaker 1: nicer Yeah, that's fine. You guys can't repond me all

470
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Speaker 1: you want. I got a new Xbox. I'm pretty happy

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Speaker 1: with it. Wow, what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand. Welcome to the in N, The Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't Just in the news for Monday,

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Speaker 1: May twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and be careful,

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Speaker 1: your meat could get you in trouble. Oh that's sorry.

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Speaker 1: In just a second, but first, let's meat the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and a celebrity split back in twenty

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Speaker 1: eighteen who left us all devastated are back together, but

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Speaker 1: they are not exclusive. Oh and I'm English Evan and

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Speaker 1: another group of a list celebrities has ripped off the

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Speaker 1: work of an idol. All right, we'll hear about those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second before our lead story of

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Speaker 1: the day on the i ND, The Idiot News Network,

484
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Speaker 1: where it is their forts the news. Half of people

485
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Speaker 1: surveyed and a new study said that they judge people

486
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Speaker 1: based on how they like their steak. Oh definitely, sure, yep.

487
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Speaker 1: It says no matter how you like your steak, how

488
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Speaker 1: you like your steak cooked, people will judge you for it. Also,

489
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Speaker 1: it found that half of people that they surveyed, fifty

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Speaker 1: three percent of them said that they would dump somebody

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Speaker 1: over how they liked their steak. Actually break up with

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Speaker 1: somebody if they didn't like their steak the way that

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Speaker 1: they like it. Okay, let's go around the room or

494
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: real quick blue as rare as possible. I pretty much

495
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Speaker 1: want to chew on the back of a cow. Oh

496
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Speaker 1: how it's fresh, normal as well and like medium. You

497
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Speaker 1: just judge me right there, English Evan, Yeah, it's disgusting.

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00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: Alex doesn't get very upset at you know, wait staff

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Speaker 1: for servers or restaurant experience is very often but one

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Speaker 1: of the one of the one of the one of them,

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Speaker 1: one of the angerest I've ever seen, or was when

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Speaker 1: their steak was not done right. But it was, but

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Speaker 1: it sounds like it's more it was bad though it

504
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Speaker 1: was below the We like how angry I got, because

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Speaker 1: I seriously don't think I was as angry as you

506
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Speaker 1: say I was. Well, in Alex's defense, they messed up

507
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Speaker 1: the steak a couple of times. Was it cooked? It

508
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: was overcooked? I mean, can I just go back there

509
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: and cooking myself, because holy crap, I want a medium

510
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: rare steak. Yeah, and when I'm paying forty dollars for

511
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Speaker 1: a flat forty four dollars for this file at I

512
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Speaker 1: expect a medium rare steak. Yeah, text in four one

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Speaker 1: h six one. Are you judgmental about steak? I am?

514
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Speaker 1: If you put catchup on it, I am steak. Yeah,

515
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 1: just seasoning, just seasoning, nothing else. You should be in

516
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Speaker 1: prison if you put steak or or a one, well

517
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Speaker 1: not anyone's pretty good. No, all right, this is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

519
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story of the day,

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00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,479
Speaker 1: let's in it to Alex Fresh because on location in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. I forgot we're doing the i N.

522
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: That was a really long story. Okay, So Kylie Jenner

523
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Speaker 1: and Travis god are back together. Oh they're back together,

524
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: but they have agreed to be in an open relationship.

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Speaker 1: Oh so okay. So yeah, So they broke up back

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Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen, and it came out over the weekend

527
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Speaker 1: that they're back together. So cool, huh. I wonder why

528
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: the open relationship though, So they clearly don't like each

529
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Speaker 1: other that much. If they don't, you know, so they're

530
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: back together without the commitment. I guess they're committed a

531
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Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, But then they don't. I mean, whatever

532
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: their agreement is, they can see other people. Yeah, so yeah,

533
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: that's crazy though. I never thought they would get back together. Yeah.

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00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: I mean technically though, if you are Kylie Jenner or

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Speaker 1: a Jenner or a Kardashian or whatever, and you you're

536
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: dating Travis Scott, right, you kind of have to just

537
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: assume you're going to be an open relationship no matter

538
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: what stuff on the road, even if you're not a

539
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: relationship that makes sense. All right, That's all I have

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you that you very much abou

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

542
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English. Who is right across from me,

545
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: staring deep into my eyes, was waiting for it. Was weird.

546
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Speaker 1: Where's that? I know? But I looked over and he

547
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: was just looking at anyway, got a silly goose? Okay, Well,

548
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Speaker 1: last night, the superstar DJ Marshmallow and hit pop group

549
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Speaker 1: The Jonas Brothers released a new song called Leaf Before

550
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Speaker 1: You Love Me. And when I was listening to the song,

551
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: why is that funny? Alex leave before you love yeah.

552
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: But anyway, when I was listening to this song, I

553
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Speaker 1: realized how familiar it sounded. So I want you guys

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Speaker 1: to listen to the clip and see if it sounds

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Speaker 1: like something you've heard in the past. Okay, it sounds

556
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Speaker 1: like a lot of song girls just want to have fun. Actually,

557
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: that's not the one I thought of, but yes, it

558
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: does sound like that kind of Oh it's a Christmas song. Yeah, okay,

559
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: so now Brad Lee played my other clip. Yeah, oh wow,

560
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: it's like the same song. Yep, yeah, it is the

561
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: same song. It isn't that ridiculous? And the Jonah's brother

562
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Speaker 1: Joona's brother is basically they ripped off when ripped off

563
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Speaker 1: Wham's Last Christmas. They're about to lose their job. Not really,

564
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Speaker 1: they'll probably be your head there probably be bigger than

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Speaker 1: Wham's Last Christmas. Ever was That was the i n

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Speaker 1: N for today. Lose your job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yo job. You about to lose yo job because you

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Speaker 1: phone nothing. And that was the i n N. The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The June tomorrow, same time for another hard hitting report.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N News the Jebil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame mornings. WHOA, Hi.

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Speaker 1: This is Pete Eakins, head of the PTA here at

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Speaker 1: elementary school. Is this LEXI? Oh yeah, this is cheap? Wow,

575
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: nice to finally make contact with you. How you Hi.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well today, quite busy, but you know, so

577
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Speaker 1: you're busy, You're very busy, I guess. Yes, yes, yes,

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00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: that explains a little bit. That's actually what I was

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Speaker 1: calling you about today. So I know that your son,

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Speaker 1: your son Goes Goes here, he's in the third grade.

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Speaker 1: He's in miss third grade class. Yes, yes, I hope

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Speaker 1: he's your star student. So well, so my son is

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Speaker 1: in the same class. I'm the head of the PTA,

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Speaker 1: the Parent Teachers Association, right, what was your name again, Pete?

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Speaker 1: It's not often a mail is in charge, but I

586
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Speaker 1: take it very seriously. Okay, okay, okay, and I like to.

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Speaker 1: I actually take a lot of pride in the fact

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Speaker 1: that I am the head of the PTA here though.

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00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, well, I'm calling just to see if

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Speaker 1: there's a problem. Have you not been getting any of

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Speaker 1: the emails or any of the materials they were sending

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Speaker 1: home for some of the activities that we're doing in

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Speaker 1: class or volunteering or thinking about volun volunteering for anything.

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00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: I had gotten all of the correspondence as you as

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Speaker 1: that's the teacher and the school. Well no, because I signed.

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Speaker 1: That is interesting. That is interesting because I'm looking at,

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Speaker 1: you know, my schedule for the rest of the year,

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Speaker 1: and I know we can't do a lot of things

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Speaker 1: in classroom right now because of COVID, but we are

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00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: still doing things online and I'm looking at my schedule

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Speaker 1: and there is something missing from it. Can do you

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Speaker 1: know what it would be? M I'm guessing you're going

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Speaker 1: to say my name as it's on there and look

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Speaker 1: at that ding ding ding. We have a winner. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: I've noticed that you haven't volunteered for a single a

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Speaker 1: single thing. Are you kidding me? You're really calling me

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Speaker 1: and giving me a hard time for not signing up

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Speaker 1: for PTA stuff? Well, yes, I mean I'm not. I

609
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: didn't think I was giving you a hard time, but

610
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Speaker 1: sometimes the truth does hurt. So I guess yes I was,

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Speaker 1: if you're going to take it that way, because if

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Speaker 1: that was giving a hard time, I really haven't even

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Speaker 1: started yet. That's weird. Passive aggressive, adding, who do you

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Speaker 1: think you are calling the kind of a parent I am?

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Speaker 1: I can I get all? This is fine. I can

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Speaker 1: tell that you're getting a little bit upset, and I

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Speaker 1: understand that I would also be upset too if I

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Speaker 1: felt like less of a parent. And that's fine. That's

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Speaker 1: fine because me stop it now. I am not less

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Speaker 1: of a parent. You're the one that's making a judgment. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get some I just really just

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Speaker 1: called to get some information. I didn't want to get

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Speaker 1: into a yelling match with you. What do you need

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Speaker 1: for me calling and just judging me? We're being a

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Speaker 1: mad parent or not showing I'm a pa. Well, I'm

626
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Speaker 1: just feeling out this form for the school and I

627
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Speaker 1: need some information on the parents. I'm just I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: convicted felon. Excuse me? M M. You got to stop

629
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: with them. Okay. That is the most pass aggressive I've

630
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: ever heard, kissing me off. Okay, so convicted felons. Convicted felon?

631
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: Is that why you don't show up? I'm not a

632
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: convicted felon. Are you hitting me? I'm so busy to

633
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: be a convicted fellon. But I'll make some time and

634
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: I'm about to be because I'm going to come over

635
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: to you right now. I kick your Okay, we'll cry shoelaces. Okay, Well,

636
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call, Dan,

637
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: and get that all wrapped up. It's a what it's

638
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: a prank phone call? Your husband, Jose set you up.

639
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: It's a joke. This is Jewel from The Jewel Show

640
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. He said that he

641
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: was giving you crap lately for not doing the pta

642
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: stuff at your school. And oh my god, kids by

643
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: Telly Christ shoelaces, Oh my god, you had me so mad. Dude,

644
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: God wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we

645
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: say mornings on the twenties The Jewel Show on demand.

646
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: Social media influencers, how about we stop adopting children for views? Yes,

647
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: Juble Show. I shouldn't have to say that out loud

648
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: or at all, but we do. Earlier this year, we

649
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: told you about a YouTube couple who got canceled for

650
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: rehoming their adopted child because they didn't realize how much

651
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: work it would be. Well, today there's a new story

652
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: going viral about an influencer couple who decided to halt

653
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: the adoption of their kid from Thailand because they were

654
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: surprised by the work that would go into having a child,

655
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: or the cost, or they realized, you know, hey, it's

656
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: a major responsibility. Maybe we should think it through more. Nope,

657
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: they stopped the adoption process because they wouldn't be allowed

658
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: to post pictures of the child on social media. Kid. No,

659
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm not that is Why can't they post a picture

660
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: of their adopted son on social media? I don't know.

661
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: There's all there's some sort of rule. I guess for

662
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: a while they weren't supposed to post pictures or something.

663
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do with the adoption process.

664
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't know all those details. But their names are

665
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: Nikki and Dan Philippi and they posted a video. Right,

666
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: that's what these influencers do because they're so out of

667
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: touch with how actual people are. They're like, you know what,

668
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to adopt this ken anymore because like

669
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: can't plus pecks and like people want to see the pecks.

670
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: Did you say that? Um? Yes they did. Here's a

671
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: clip of her. They literally were talking about the adoption

672
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: process in their video of why they didn't adopt the

673
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: kid because they were trying to, you know, film the

674
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 1: whole thing for like the adoption journey, but they weren't

675
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: able to do that, so they stopped the adoption process.

676
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: And here's a clip of her talking about the fact

677
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: that they weren't able to take pictures of it. She's like,

678
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: what are we even gonna call the kid if we

679
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 1: can't show it. They're listening to this, we literally were

680
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 1: like yeah, what, Like we literally were like wait what.

681
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: So we're like going around the house. We're like trying

682
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: to figure out how this could work, like hashtag baby

683
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: blur face Like baby blur face, No, this isn't a joke.

684
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: She definitely sounds like somebody who's just doing it for attention,

685
00:37:53,160 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: money views. Absolutely what like what baby blur face? Yeah.

686
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: Apparently they were to sturt because they said, after you

687
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: pick up your child, they are your child, but you're

688
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: not allowed to talk about them or share any images, photos, videos,

689
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: anything about them online for a year. It's probably because

690
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: that's what they want to do. It's for money and

691
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: people know that, right, Well, this couple just stop the

692
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: adoption process. At least they didn't get all the way

693
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: to getting the kid from Thailand because they realize that

694
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: they can't do it. For what they want to do,

695
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: They want money and they can't make money if they

696
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: can't show him, and only for a year. Though they

697
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: could post after a year, she said that they couldn't

698
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: post for a year. Yeah, it's not that long. They're

699
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: actually so shallow as well that it would have been

700
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: good for them to lead up to the year where

701
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: they could finally post the kids, right, Like, what an

702
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: incredible lead up that would have been. I wonder if

703
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: the kid knew that he wasn't to be adopted in

704
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: the Now's not? I hope not. I here's another clip

705
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: of them talking about ending their adoption process because they

706
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: couldn't post picks of the kid for likes, and so

707
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, I like I almost snapchatted

708
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: while I was signing an NBA once, Like I'm like,

709
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: this is gonna gonna totally mess up. So my god, Yeah,

710
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: these people are. So she's gonna totally mess up by

711
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: posting him on accident and that's why she's talked. Yeah. Sure,

712
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: out of touch are some of these influencers, especially the

713
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: ones that I I always want you to think that they're

714
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: living a perfect life. Yeah, they can thing that people

715
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: are watching this going wow, they're incredible. That's amazing. Thank

716
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: you for sharing your story with me. I've been following along,

717
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: and I think you guys are wonderful people because you

718
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: ended adopting a kid from Thailand because you couldn't post

719
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: pictures or videos of him for one year. This last clip, though,

720
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: really just sums up who these people are deep withinside themselves.

721
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: I feel like we did a really good job of

722
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 1: just like really thoroughly updating them. I don't think there's

723
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: anything else so um. Our battery has been flashing for

724
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: a while now, So we're gonna go. It's also pouring

725
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: rain outside, and we have to get food before I

726
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: go to the airport because I'm going back to Detroit

727
00:39:52,640 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: to get my brows microblated. Yeah, talking to their followers

728
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,959
Speaker 1: like I think we've explained it all for you. Also

729
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: kind of animash um because I gotta get my brows done. Yeah,

730
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: enough about the baby. Oh my god, I'm like raging

731
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: right now. I don't even have anything to say. I

732
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: can tell Alex is really pissed, but it is I mean,

733
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: what is her name? It is Nicky and Dan Philippe. Oh,

734
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: Alex has the phone Philippe. I don't know, you know, like, yeah, yeah,

735
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: it's Philippe. This is a common question amongst all people,

736
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: and it is Philippe. But he also responds to Felipe Filippe,

737
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: which is the same. I'm with you. That's how I've

738
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: always heard it. I've only heard of Philippe. But whoa,

739
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: oh weird, I've only heard Ryan Philippe. I've never heard

740
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: Ryan Philippe. Dont even and you've only heard Phelippe. I've

741
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: only heard Phelippe. Whoa, wow, wait have you even heard

742
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: of him? I don't know, but I'm just engaging in

743
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: the whoa, all right, this took a turn, texting four

744
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: one six one. Now we have to figure it out.

745
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: Do you know him as Ryan Philippe or Ryan Philippe

746
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 1: texting hey, it's a y at the end? Why because

747
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: how how are they going to do if they text in?

748
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: Oh say yeah right. So if you text it Felipe

749
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: pay at the end, pa y okay, or just text

750
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: pay if it's Felipe pee, If it's philippy, oh my god.

751
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: If the debate is on, if you're heared out, if

752
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: you don't know who he is put Evan and we'll

753
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: find out what his name actually is. I wonder if

754
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: he knows. We should maybe get him on the show

755
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: and ask him. The Jubil Show on demands dirty little secret.

756
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

757
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: one of six one. You can tell us anything. Just

758
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: tell us you have a dirty little secret. And we

759
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: always keep you anonymous. That's why I feel free to

760
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: say whatever you want. We don't even ask what your

761
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: name is, so nobody will know who you are. We

762
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

763
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: right now, Vlassic Pickles is on the phone. Yeah, Dill

764
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: or sweet Dill. Flash, you're a big Vlassic. It's it's

765
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: a brand. Well, let's go with flaccid Pickle. How's it going.

766
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: It's going good, it's going crunchy, all right, crunchy jail pickle.

767
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 1: What's up? Man? You got their little secret? Yeah? I do. Um.

768
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: You know, back in high school, I was I was

769
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: a horny little fella. So your typical boy. You were

770
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: a male in high school? Yeah, and that was such

771
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: an awkward time. There's a big times. Well, yes, they

772
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 1: were good times, but also a lot of awkward times.

773
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: Just the things that happened to you when you're that

774
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: age female male same you know, like we're all going

775
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: through stuff. Puberty is a weird time for dude though.

776
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: It is very uncomfortable though, like sit in your class

777
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: and go it's almost not for the bell ring? How

778
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: can I stand up right now? How can I stand

779
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: up right now? So embarrassing? Was that something you deal with? Yes,

780
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: it was, Alex, but particularly it would happen on the

781
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: ride home on the bus, when you know, we'd go

782
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 1: over the speed bumps a little bit excited. It's always

783
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: you never wanted it to happen. You're like, all right,

784
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: this is happening, and I don't know what to do right,

785
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: and then my stuff would be coming up soon. But

786
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: I didn't get off exactly. You could get off until

787
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: the next one. Oh I get it all right, So

788
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: sorry about that. You are a typical male in high school. Yeah,

789
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: this is actually about a time when I got a

790
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: little too excited too, Okay, except not at school. It

791
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: was at my house during Thanksgiving. Oh well the meal

792
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: must have been great then, Oh I you know I

793
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: had to do it, like I couldn't have control what

794
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: was about to happen. So I excuse myself. I go

795
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: up into the shower to take care of business, and

796
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: I take my phone with me for a little inspiration,

797
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: and you know, it's it's slippery in there, so I

798
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: drop and I cracked my phone. And this is like,

799
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: this is expensive, like I'm gonna get and deep that

800
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: I broke it. So I think to myself, how do

801
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: I fix this? So I decide I'll just go to

802
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: the basement, throw myself down the stairs and make it

803
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: look like that's how I dropped my phone. At that age,

804
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: I would have done the same thing now, being my age,

805
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: and probably you two being older. When you get older

806
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: as a guy and you realize that's just natural and

807
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: normal and that's what we do. And if you're not

808
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: being weird about it, it's fine. Now you would admit it.

809
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: You walk up be like, hey, guys, check this out.

810
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: I was just doing this and I slept and broke

811
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: my phone. That's hilarious. Anybody else they just they're embarrassed

812
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: by it. So I would throw myself down the stairs

813
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: and pretend that I broke my phone that way too.

814
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: You guys are, oh, yeah, that's what I did. I

815
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: ended up breaking my leg too. Oh oh no, wow, Okay,

816
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: kids sometimes are so stupid. So yeah, literally, all you

817
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: had to say was that you dropped your phone. I

818
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: would break both of my legs, avoid my mom looking

819
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: me in the eyes. You didn't have to tell her

820
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: that part of it, though you could. You couldn't even

821
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: help it though he can't. He just has too much guilt,

822
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: a guilty conscience for him. Did it ever cross the

823
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: mind to just tell your mom, hey, I dropped my

824
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: phone and not the whole story behind it, and now

825
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: not at the time. Yeah, yeah, at the time as well,

826
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: because when you were in that sight of mine, right,

827
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: you're not thinking straight. Yeah, especially when you're doing something, yeah,

828
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: something that you probably shouldn't be doing, Thanks Thanksgiving dinner,

829
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: right yeah, and your phone in the shower. I mean,

830
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: how old were you? I was fifteen. I was gonna

831
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: say you took you you were looking at what for?

832
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: That's the other thing too. If you broke it and

833
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: they could still see what you're like, Oh, I would

834
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: have just demolished that thing. Yeah, because you couldn't you

835
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: have a chance to like erase the thing or maybe

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Speaker 1: the video is still up there and you can't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I had to break it, but I ended

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Speaker 1: up breaking my leg and I haven't told anybody. Your

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Speaker 1: secrets sort of safe with us. Thanks for telling us, man,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, But I feel weight lifted. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand you can follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio. And we

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Speaker 1: never like to break the bad news to you, so

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Speaker 1: we just let America's royal family do it for us.

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Speaker 1: And I just want you guys know, like how much

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Speaker 1: we really appreciate you. Guys, each and every one of

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Speaker 1: you were spending time away from your families to be

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Speaker 1: with our crazy family. All Right, we'll see you later.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show