Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Sam. It's a big day
Speaker 1: for Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Huge.
Speaker 3: His campaign for president was interrupted today by the trial
Speaker 3: about the other time that he had tried to run
Speaker 3: for president. Let's just check in in another installment of
Speaker 3: America's Most tremendously Wanted, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Is a scam.
Speaker 3: After a week of jury selection, today it was finally
Speaker 3: time for opening statements, and it turns out the prosecution
Speaker 3: and the defense do not see eye to eye.
Speaker 4: The prosecution arguing that Trump's alleged scheme to keep an
Speaker 4: adult film actress quiet his election interferes pure and simple.
Speaker 3: In those words, Trump defentional lawyer Todd Blanche told the
Speaker 3: jury that the former president, though did not violate the law.
Speaker 3: M that's right. This is a classic case of the
Speaker 3: State of New York versus Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh no, dude. I think it's pretty clear you did
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 3: This trial will obviously be a test of the fairness
Speaker 3: of the American legal system, but it's also a tested
Speaker 3: the media's ability to cover Donald Trump in a responsible way,
Speaker 3: a task they have acknowledged they've performed poorly in the past.
Speaker 4: I think to the degree that the media had lessons
Speaker 4: during sixteen they seem to have been learned.
Speaker 5: It was irresponsible for cable news networks to give Donald
Speaker 5: Trump hours and hours of free airtime.
Speaker 6: Way too much speculation and liberal wishful thinking and attempts
Speaker 6: to connect dots that did not connect.
Speaker 4: It gets the media's responsibility to not get distracted.
Speaker 6: I think we were much too busy chasing after shiny objects.
Speaker 7: All of us have learned some very valuable lessons from
Speaker 7: the last couple of years in delineating what's significant, what's important.
Speaker 3: So brave, well done, and I think for this trial
Speaker 3: we will see the seeds of that introspection bear fruit,
Speaker 3: or we will learn that learning curves are for pussies.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: It's on, it's happening. History will be made.
Speaker 4: Shaping up to be the trial of the century.
Speaker 2: Maybe the trial of the century, the trial of the century.
Speaker 4: But just might be the trial of the century. The
Speaker 4: taxman is here, Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: You will finally be forced to face the music.
Speaker 4: The legal walls closing in around Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: The legal walls are starting to close in on Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Yes, this time, mister Bond, it truly is you're doing now,
Speaker 3: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave this room. Obviously,
Speaker 3: when I leave, I'm not going to press this button
Speaker 3: right here that opens all the door and dismantles the
Speaker 3: killing machine I've established.
Speaker 1: Don't follow me, mister pot.
Speaker 3: Perhaps if we limit the coverage to the issues at
Speaker 3: hand and try not to create an all encompassing spectacle
Speaker 3: of the most banal of details, perhaps that would help.
Speaker 5: You're looking at live pictures in New York City of
Speaker 5: Donald Trump's motivate.
Speaker 3: It's about a twenty minute drive between Trump Tower and
Speaker 3: the Court building.
Speaker 1: Trump leaving Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue. They're now making
Speaker 1: their way across town along fifty seventh Street.
Speaker 5: They just crossed Park Avenue, making their way up towards
Speaker 5: Lexison Avenue.
Speaker 7: He's heading down the FDR to the Manhattan Courthouse on
Speaker 7: Chamber Street, arriving at this intersection of American history with defiance.
Speaker 3: Arriving at the intersection of American history with defiance. The
Speaker 3: brilliant juxtaposing of the gravitas of the moment with simple
Speaker 3: traffic terms was I've got the intersection of American history
Speaker 3: where you put a quarter in the parking meter of
Speaker 3: Deestine leaving the car looking to avoid stepping in the
Speaker 3: urine puddle of jurisprudence. Seriously, are we going to follow
Speaker 3: this guy to court every in day? Are you trying
Speaker 3: to make this oj It's not a chase he's commuting.
Speaker 1: So the media's first attempt, the very.
Speaker 3: First attempt on the first day it self control failed
Speaker 3: and I'm sorry to say that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hold on, we're getting breaking news. You know,
Speaker 1: he wanted to get a jury seated, so we had
Speaker 1: a lady.
Speaker 5: Bil, I'm sorry interrupted, I've just for one second, I apologize.
Speaker 5: We're just showing the first image of Donald Trump from
Speaker 5: inside the courtroom. It's a still photograph that we're showing there.
Speaker 5: Just don't want to make sure our viewers know what
Speaker 5: they're looking at.
Speaker 3: Yes, for our viewers who are just waking up from
Speaker 3: a thirty year coma, this is what Donald Trump has
Speaker 3: looked like every day for the past thirty years.
Speaker 1: Same outfit.
Speaker 3: So we have a photograph of Donald Trump in the courtroom,
Speaker 3: But do we really know what he looks like? The
Speaker 3: man is a mystery, a yetti if you will. Anything
Speaker 3: could be a deep fake. Do we have an eyewitness account,
Speaker 3: perhaps from a dismissed juror would.
Speaker 8: You describe to me what you saw with Donald Trump
Speaker 8: while you were sitting inside of that courtroom?
Speaker 1: Very much? He was a bit ahead of me and
Speaker 1: off to the left.
Speaker 3: I didn't have a complete view of him today.
Speaker 1: Dude, wait, did I have jury duty this week? The
Speaker 1: brother the dresses like me too.
Speaker 3: This is, anyway, coming up more of our three part
Speaker 3: interview with a guy who nearly saw Donald Trump at
Speaker 3: the chor rap. So we have a photograph. That's freaking
Speaker 3: me out that picture. We have a photograph, and we
Speaker 3: have eyewitness accounts, but do we have anything in a pastel.
Speaker 5: A courtroom sketch that we're getting in right now? I'm
Speaker 5: looking at the courtroom sketch and mister Trump looks like
Speaker 5: he is glowering. I'm not sure if that's supposed to
Speaker 5: be a glower or just a glance. And I don't
Speaker 5: know how it's art it's not necessary. It's artistic journalism,
Speaker 5: but it's not a photographic.
Speaker 1: Why are you showing it to us?
Speaker 3: It's this sketch. Why would anyone analyze a sketch like
Speaker 3: it was? It'd be like looking at the Last Supper
Speaker 3: and going, why do you think Jesus looks so sad here.
Speaker 3: What do you think is what do you think it's
Speaker 3: because of Judas? What if we interview one of the
Speaker 3: waiters at one of the tables from like a different
Speaker 3: section of the restaurant, who maybe didn't actually see him.
Speaker 1: But what you know we got time to kill Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll never.
Speaker 3: Know unless we could talk to the person who drew
Speaker 3: the sketch.
Speaker 1: But do we have the time? Nothing?
Speaker 2: But Christine Cornelis, who's in the courtroom today, the official
Speaker 2: sketch artist.
Speaker 4: I want to show one of your sketches.
Speaker 2: Stay, we're going through some of them, but this one
Speaker 2: appears in this one that his eyes are closed.
Speaker 1: What was happening here? My apologies, ma'am.
Speaker 4: I was sitting fifty feet away.
Speaker 1: I was having such.
Speaker 4: A struggle to try and get those eyeballs in.
Speaker 3: Damn it, woman, don't Donald Trump have eyeballs on?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Man, dunty, oh no, you are in the room. Tell
Speaker 1: me or I will not come to your trinket shop
Speaker 1: in newpaulse Tell me, woman, what the heck are we doing? Uh?
Speaker 1: I notice here his head is perfectly round? What is that? Well?
Speaker 1: I like drawing circles at this point you're brisying yourself.
Speaker 3: How many television hours have they devoted to what Donald Trump,
Speaker 3: a man who has not been off any of our
Speaker 3: screens for more than thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: In the last eight years. Looks like the answer is
Speaker 1: not nearly as many hours. As describing his every.
Speaker 9: Movement, Trump craned his neck to eye prospective jurors and
Speaker 9: flashed a tight lip smile.
Speaker 2: Leaning to the left a little bit quiet, his arms
Speaker 2: crossed as well.
Speaker 3: Hunched over with his elbows on the desk.
Speaker 4: Looked through papers.
Speaker 10: It periodically whispered to his attorneys, fidgeted.
Speaker 1: And leaned back.
Speaker 9: The scowl fixed to his face while he sat squinting.
Speaker 11: He was actually biting his lip during today's proceedings.
Speaker 10: His lips cursed in that characteristic Trump way.
Speaker 3: His eyeballs gone. The hulking former president stood up slowly.
Speaker 3: He walked towards me with a mixture of desire, scorn,
Speaker 3: and let's call it age related confusion. It was then
Speaker 3: that I realized that this former president of the United
Speaker 3: States has a front butt.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 3: At some point in this trial, something important and revelatory
Speaker 3: is going to happen, but none of us are going
Speaker 3: to notice because the hours spent on his speculative facial tics.
Speaker 1: If the media tries.
Speaker 3: To make us feel like the most mundane bullshit is
Speaker 3: earth shattering, we won't believe you when it's really interesting.
Speaker 3: It's your classic boy who cried Wolf Blitzer.
Speaker 1: Look, it's a trial. It's boring. Mostly I've been on
Speaker 1: jury duty and I can do That's not me. That's
Speaker 1: a different guy. Why it's not me? It may be me.
Speaker 3: Look, trials are a lot of procedural shit and side
Speaker 3: conferences and sidebars and what's exhibit thirty seven to two A.
Speaker 1: And you're not out of order. This whole corn is
Speaker 1: out of it. Look.
Speaker 3: The one person who's had the most normal reaction to
Speaker 3: the trial so far is Donald Trump.
Speaker 7: Donald Trump fell asleep on multiple days during his criminal trial,
Speaker 7: as he should.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's been up since two am, range tweeting
Speaker 3: he needs his anger sleep.
Speaker 1: But we got a long ways to go here.
Speaker 3: It's the first day of the first of his four
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty eight trials.
Speaker 1: To come pace yourselves, And if you're bored, you can.
Speaker 3: Always start planning how you're going to up covering his
Speaker 3: next trial and the sober mia coppa you'll deliver during
Speaker 3: his next term as president. Because the kinds of things
Speaker 3: that you are talking about now are okay?
Speaker 1: I know that voice.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god, Oh my god. Jessica Williams, Jessica,
Speaker 3: how are you?
Speaker 1: Are you down at the CoreOS? Are you there to
Speaker 1: give us a report? Uh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I am, And here's my report. John Stewart hates fun.
Speaker 1: This trial rocks.
Speaker 7: Why you gotta be all get off my lawn about it?
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily sound like that.
Speaker 3: But close as I was explaining, though the media has
Speaker 3: systematically failed.
Speaker 7: To context, John, Please, you're killing me, my poor sweet
Speaker 7: naive older than I remember, John, What we need this
Speaker 7: messy bullshit spectacle. Every other news story is a massive bummer.
Speaker 7: This Trump trial is like an open window and a
Speaker 7: greyhound bus full of farts.
Speaker 1: Why are you.
Speaker 7: Trying to close the window, John, Why are you trying
Speaker 7: to make a smell farts?
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make a smell, Jo, You're not
Speaker 1: trying to make a don't This trial is a gift.
Speaker 7: An extremely gross old man slash former president might go
Speaker 7: to prison for banging a porn star and trying to
Speaker 7: pay her off, And.
Speaker 1: You don't want us to cover that ship all day long.
Speaker 7: John, The first witness is named David Pecker.
Speaker 9: I that.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's David Pecker.
Speaker 1: You know, pecker is slang for wiener.
Speaker 7: John, it's a peepee a peeper.
Speaker 1: Uh you know what a dingle love dongle love you
Speaker 1: when you say peep.
Speaker 3: But then the peeper, Yeah, wouldn't that be the owner
Speaker 3: of the pepe.
Speaker 7: Different contact, Okay, the other the peeper grammar police.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Look.
Speaker 7: I don't want to get in the weeds about it, Okay,
Speaker 7: I just want to make sure that I'm clear that
Speaker 7: I'm talking about the name David Pecker and that it
Speaker 7: has a double meeting and the meaning.
Speaker 3: Is for wiener.
Speaker 9: Shit.
Speaker 11: I know, I'm kai.
Speaker 1: I've missed you. I missed you terribly.
Speaker 8: Shit.
Speaker 7: And then here you come with your old timey hi
Speaker 7: falutin media critique, ruin in our good time, just like
Speaker 7: you ruin the twenty twelve Daily Show Christmas Party.
Speaker 1: I didn't ruin that.
Speaker 3: What's not fun about mocktails? And Tofurky, I didn't ruin it.
Speaker 3: Looks I hear what you're saying. But I thought my
Speaker 3: commentary on the sketch artist was quite treacherous.
Speaker 7: Oh you want to talk about court room sketches.
Speaker 1: Look at this when when when.
Speaker 7: I miss Walter Cronkai, I have a pen and I
Speaker 7: scribbled nonsense on my script before.
Speaker 1: The show starts.
Speaker 7: Oh no, the met's lost again.
Speaker 4: Weird?
Speaker 1: Did you my god, Jeff, did you actually draw out
Speaker 1: of me?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Dude, because it's fun to do and people like fun.
Speaker 1: John Damn.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I should get going. I think I see Pecker
Speaker 7: across the.
Speaker 1: Street, David Pecker. I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: Who's penis it is? Actually Jes Worries.
Speaker 8: Everybody go to them, Joe, I'm going clever and he
Speaker 8: is Ronnie Jane.
Speaker 9: Hey, hey, I can speak for myself. Can you help
Speaker 9: me say this next?
Speaker 8: But I definitely can. We got so much to talk
Speaker 8: about tonight. Joe Biden gets into a fight with Papa
Speaker 8: New Guinea, TikTok might be banned forever, and we find
Speaker 8: out why people are yelling at your car.
Speaker 9: But first, Donald Trump is being gag and tortured. So
Speaker 9: let's watching, you perverts and our ongoing coverage of America's
Speaker 9: most tremendously wanted.
Speaker 1: The whole thing is a scam.
Speaker 8: Today it was the second day of Trump's hush money trial,
Speaker 8: and the first witness was the editor of the National Inquirer.
Speaker 8: He testified that to help Trump win the twenty sixteen election,
Speaker 8: he would buy scandalous stories about Trump and then bury them.
Speaker 8: And what a great job he did. I can't think
Speaker 8: of a single Trump scammer.
Speaker 1: Or they could even get into that.
Speaker 8: They had to hold a separate hearing to find out
Speaker 8: if Trump violated a gag order when he threatened jurors
Speaker 8: and witnesses, and that hearing did not go.
Speaker 1: Well for Trump.
Speaker 4: It was a pretty wild and intense hearing on Donald
Speaker 4: Trump's gag order. It all turned into a very heated
Speaker 4: exchange between the judge and Trump lawyer Todd Blanche, who
Speaker 4: argued that Trump is being very careful, while a clearly
Speaker 4: frustrating judge Mrshawn responded, mister Blanche, you're losing all credibility
Speaker 4: with this court.
Speaker 9: Minutes after the hearing ended, Trump attacked the judge on
Speaker 9: social media, calling him a kangaroo court.
Speaker 8: Wow, this guy is incapable of keeping his mouth shut
Speaker 8: for two minutes. Has Trump ever considered paying himself hush
Speaker 8: money and think about it? But this is a complicated
Speaker 8: issue about balancing rights. Basically, the prosecution's argument is that
Speaker 8: a juror has the right to feel safe while serving
Speaker 8: on Donald Trump's jury, while Donald Trump's argument is that
Speaker 8: that juror lives at thirty four West fifty second Streets,
Speaker 8: and maybe someone should pay that juror visit and straighten
Speaker 8: him out.
Speaker 1: This gag order is serious.
Speaker 8: Trump might have to pay up to one thousand dollars
Speaker 8: per violation.
Speaker 9: Yeah, one thousand dollars. That's not gonna stop Trump from talking. Okay,
Speaker 9: you gotta deal with this like any other tantrum. You
Speaker 9: gotta give Trump an iPad with Coco Melon on it
Speaker 9: and let him his own out.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: Then he's gonna expect Coco Meloon and whenever he's upset.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we'll give that later, all right. We just
Speaker 1: need him to stop now.
Speaker 9: It's so noise.
Speaker 1: I can't even thinking this.
Speaker 8: How okay, not what doctor Becky would want anyway.
Speaker 1: For more on the.
Speaker 8: Results of the gag order hearing, let's go to Desi Leidich.
Speaker 1: No, now that the gag order.
Speaker 8: Herring is over, they can get back to focusing on
Speaker 8: the actual trial.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, no, because during the gag order hearing, Donald Trump
Speaker 2: made a jerk off motion, so they needed a gag
Speaker 2: order hearing to see if that violated the gag order
Speaker 2: before they could get back to the first gag order.
Speaker 8: Oh oh, but then after that it's all set.
Speaker 2: No, because during that gag order hearing, the judge heard.
Speaker 10: Trump saying I'm Judge peepe Head, And when the judge asked,
Speaker 10: did you just call me judge Peepehead, Trump said he
Speaker 10: was just rehearsing for a community theater production where.
Speaker 2: He plays a judge named peepee Head. So then they
Speaker 2: had to have a hearing about that.
Speaker 8: But once that's done, the actual case.
Speaker 2: Yes, but no, because during that hearing, Trump made another
Speaker 2: jerk off motion, but then he said it wasn't a
Speaker 2: jerk off motion, So they need a quick hearing to
Speaker 2: determine how he jerks off, then a hearing about whether
Speaker 2: he made the jerk off motion, then Judge peep Ahead,
Speaker 2: then the first jerk off hearing, then the.
Speaker 8: Gag order, and then the actual case.
Speaker 1: What case, the hush.
Speaker 8: The hush money case.
Speaker 2: Oh nobody remembers that. Keep up with a news cycle, Jordan,
Speaker 2: you're at the desk, for God's.
Speaker 8: Sake, Thank you DESI, we'll check back in with you later.
Speaker 9: Clearly Trump thinks he's being treated unfairly in this trial,
Speaker 9: and he's not the only one.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 9: The gag order is just the start of the oppression
Speaker 9: Trump is facing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesse, let me start with you.
Speaker 10: And the prosecution says this is election fraud, and they say,
Speaker 10: pure and simple, is it?
Speaker 1: I call it pure evil.
Speaker 6: They've taken away his freedom of speech, and now they've
Speaker 6: taken away his freedom of movement. I mean they had
Speaker 6: more allowances for college shake muhammadad Oh.
Speaker 8: Okay, that sounds wild, But I think Jesse Waters is
Speaker 8: a reasonable man because I was kicked in the head
Speaker 8: by a horse last week.
Speaker 1: So let's hear him out.
Speaker 8: How is Trump being treated worse than the mastermind of
Speaker 8: nine to eleven?
Speaker 1: The guy needs exercise.
Speaker 6: He's usually golfing, and so you're gonna put a man
Speaker 6: who's almost steady sitting in a room like this on
Speaker 6: his butt for all that time.
Speaker 1: It's not healthy.
Speaker 6: He needs sunlight and he needs activity.
Speaker 1: He needs to be walking around, he needs action.
Speaker 6: It's really cruel and unusual punishment to make a man
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 8: Are we talking about Donald Trump or an old English
Speaker 8: sheep dog. You can't keep him grouped up all day.
Speaker 8: He needs time outside or'll pee on the couch.
Speaker 9: Look, we all know how Donald Trump loves exercise. It's
Speaker 9: because of this trial. He's been mobile obese for the
Speaker 9: last forty years.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, though, would Trump even want fresh air
Speaker 8: and exercise? These actually sound like the punishments the judge
Speaker 8: would give Trump if he's convicted.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, he's a fresh air and exercises.
Speaker 1: Give me the death penalty.
Speaker 9: But listen, I'll give Jesse Waters the benefit of the
Speaker 9: doubt because I was also kicking the head by the
Speaker 9: same horse. So let's let him continue.
Speaker 1: This isn't law fair, it's torture.
Speaker 6: They're making a seventy seven year old man sit inside
Speaker 6: a dingy room for eight hours straight, four days a week.
Speaker 8: Wow, eight hours a day, four days a week. It's
Speaker 8: literally a torture, or, as the rest of the world
Speaker 8: calls it, a job, a part time job.
Speaker 9: To be fair, I mean, this is the same guy
Speaker 9: who's asking to be president of the United States. I mean,
Speaker 9: that's got to be at least a forty hour week gig.
Speaker 1: I mean, gut over time.
Speaker 8: Also, I thought Trump was supposed to be the young,
Speaker 8: vigorous candidate in the race.
Speaker 1: Now what he needs sympathy.
Speaker 8: Suddenly he's a poor, elderly man, crippled by the weight
Speaker 8: of his own body, pulverizing his bones into dust against
Speaker 8: the jair. You know what, get that horseback out here,
Speaker 8: because I want to give Jesse one more chance.
Speaker 6: They're telling the entire world all the whack goes, this
Speaker 6: is where the former President's going to be at this date,
Speaker 6: at this time, surrounded by high rise buildings.
Speaker 9: Yes, it's very dangerous for people to know Trump's exact location,
Speaker 9: which is why he lives in a nondescript building with
Speaker 9: his name on the front.
Speaker 8: The Trump campaign also tells us where he's going to
Speaker 8: be and exactly when they're called Trump rallies, And it's
Speaker 8: how I know where to go to get yelled at.
Speaker 9: And you know, the worst part about him being on
Speaker 9: trial is that they're just treating him by something. He's
Speaker 9: some kind of criminal defendant.
Speaker 6: Today, the former president of the United States. If he
Speaker 6: leaves court to go to the restroom, jail, if he
Speaker 6: calls the prosecutor corrupt, jail. If Trump moves or set anything,
Speaker 6: they scream jail.
Speaker 9: If he makes US recycling jail. He scratches his crotch jail.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he gets a high score on the S A T.
Speaker 1: Jail.
Speaker 9: His favorite batman, Christian bail.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's favorite vegetable, Fred Froz.
Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely not killed.
Speaker 1: But he's going to jail. He's he's gonna go. Joe.
Speaker 9: Meanwhile, we've done Trump trapped in the courthouse. It was
Speaker 9: a perfect opportunity for Joe.
Speaker 1: Biden to seize the initiative.
Speaker 9: And uh, hey man, you got the campaign all to yourself,
Speaker 9: mister president, time to press your advantage.
Speaker 7: The Prime Minister of Papula, New Guinea has angrily denied
Speaker 7: a false claim by President Biden that his uncle was
Speaker 7: eaten by cannibals during World War Two.
Speaker 12: Those single engine planes as reconnaissance over war zones. He
Speaker 12: got shot down in New Guinea and they never found
Speaker 12: the body because it used to be there are a
Speaker 12: lot of cannibals, for real. In that part.
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose the election. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Look, at some point we all get to an age
Speaker 8: where we confuse our own life story with the plot
Speaker 8: of Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: It happened, It happens. No, it's true. I mean the
Speaker 1: man's eighty.
Speaker 9: Okay, we all have grandparents who tell crazy stories like
Speaker 9: my grandfather told me that you once wrestled a mountain
Speaker 9: lion with his bare hands.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and my grandfather told me that he cheated on
Speaker 8: my grandmother through their entire marriage and had a second family.
Speaker 1: Get grandma, you goofball?
Speaker 9: And can I just say, even if this story was true, Americans,
Speaker 9: I no position to criticize how anyone else eats. Okay,
Speaker 9: these cannibals eat people. Yeah, well you know what we
Speaker 9: eat some way sanguay just to lose weight.
Speaker 8: Right, what a cannibal even eat people out of a wreckage.
Speaker 8: I mean that's like their version of eating roadkill.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know you want you want to eat like
Speaker 9: past your raise, grass fed humans. And by the way,
Speaker 9: I know the Prime Minister was upset understandably, but hey,
Speaker 9: if someone accused my country of being cannibal, I just
Speaker 9: run with it.
Speaker 1: Like, don't with us.
Speaker 9: We'll put your dick on a kaiser room down.
Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair. Anyway.
Speaker 8: Biden apologized to the Papua near getting Prime minister by
Speaker 8: inviting him to a dinner with Pete Boodha.
Speaker 1: Judge will be.
Speaker 8: Served over rights for the balsamic reduction.
Speaker 9: So yeah, before we go, this shut back in with
Speaker 9: did you light ignor at the courthouse?
Speaker 1: DESI?
Speaker 9: Okay, So any update from.
Speaker 1: The gag order hearing?
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, the Democrats are now asking for a new
Speaker 2: gag order.
Speaker 9: Oh what what did Trump do this time?
Speaker 2: No, they're asking the judge to issue a gag order
Speaker 2: on Joe Biden. It's really the only way to stop
Speaker 2: him telling Uncle Cannibal stories.
Speaker 9: Wait, the true Democrats are asking Biden. But Biden has
Speaker 9: a gag or the one that affects his ability to campaign.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: At this point, the DNC feels strongly that that's his
Speaker 2: best shot at winning. Otherwise his strongest supporters will be cannibals,
Speaker 2: and that's a dwindling voting block for obvious reasons.
Speaker 1: All right, Deny Living Everybody.
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