WEBVTT - Limo Bank Job

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up of the tab of the hour. Right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry letter. But first

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is on deck with his prank phone. Call

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<v Speaker 1>what you got next? Yeah, Limo bank job Mann, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Limo. This is this is all about mentoring.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that, Steve. Good afternoon. I'm trying to get cecil.

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<v Speaker 1>Get this see some one of my boys. Game of

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<v Speaker 1>your number? Man, I'm trying to get a car service

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<v Speaker 1>for to night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling

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<v Speaker 1>the main line, but the ain't nobody answering. I call

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<v Speaker 1>that about six seven times. They keep rolling over to

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<v Speaker 1>like to a boys mail of Okay, okay, brother, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>customer in the let me get them happy. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>you got a few moments, let me get the dough

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<v Speaker 1>form and all that. Hold the phone all right, okay, cool, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, have a good eating all right? Yeah? What's up? Yeah? Now, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying you called the main line and you just

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<v Speaker 1>keep going the boysmail or something like can you call

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<v Speaker 1>the main line? But you know I know I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>at last minute. I'm trying to get a get a

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<v Speaker 1>call for the night man. Okay, what you need? What listen?

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<v Speaker 1>We we got we got the suv. We gotta up

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<v Speaker 1>today or two. We got a couple of limits, white

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<v Speaker 1>up black? What you need and if I could get

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<v Speaker 1>I guess like a black limous ain't be cool? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we got that, We got that. What time where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>For an hour? Because all I need is a out

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<v Speaker 1>where is it's sixty five hours of novel? But we

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<v Speaker 1>only do three our minimum the first three hours sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five Okay, okay, okay, see we'll see. See So all

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<v Speaker 1>I need is an hour? Man really like forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you think they will work? Women? Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't get them. So you're dealing with me. Uh let

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<v Speaker 1>me see. I'll tell you what I do you for

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred fifty dollars and I'll take k But now

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to know. I'm gonna let them know everything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got to have either credit card or received

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<v Speaker 1>it something on the KVE to let them know. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not no crooked brother. I'm gonna let them know

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<v Speaker 1>everything that I'm doing with that forth face one fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give you one fifty when you pick me up,

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<v Speaker 1>that's no problem. There. Where am I picking you up?

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<v Speaker 1>And what time? All right? I'm at ninety eight Village Drive,

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<v Speaker 1>eight Village Drive, okay, when I need and when am

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<v Speaker 1>I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capitol Street, downtown

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<v Speaker 1>the Capitol Street all right? And what time am I

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<v Speaker 1>picking you up? You could give me like at eleven

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<v Speaker 1>forty five a night, that would be good them forty

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<v Speaker 1>five okay, at forty five minutes to an hour. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna need then for five day Mexicans, Actually twelve forty

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<v Speaker 1>five twel okay, good there. Um, let me see and

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<v Speaker 1>downtown Capital What you didn't give me an address? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know the address. I'm going to um to

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<v Speaker 1>bank Bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you something? Uh? Tony right? Um? Not trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>any business? You know, we don't ask questions usually, but

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<v Speaker 1>a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean you you

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to work because I gotta take you back.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're dropping off of something to somebody or something

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<v Speaker 1>like no, No, I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>picking something up to see. What I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>do is just right here. I'm gonna go in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I come out, man, I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>have to call running and we need to get side

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<v Speaker 1>of there. Man. You you ask me to run you

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<v Speaker 1>down to a bank at midnight, and you're kicking something

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<v Speaker 1>up at midnight. And I got to be ready to

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<v Speaker 1>go when you come out, me and my boys when

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<v Speaker 1>we come out of there, just when when we get it,

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<v Speaker 1>when we get back in the back of the limo,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to I need you to put the

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<v Speaker 1>pedal down, man, and let's get out of there. Look here,

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<v Speaker 1>ye young brother, Well how old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I think. Look at man, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you in some kind of shading. I don't do that, brother.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's man. You know you're a driver, dog. Your

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<v Speaker 1>job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, your's gonna be asking nobody where they're going,

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<v Speaker 1>what doing You're supposed to drive? Let me start what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to You don't we come out to Frank

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<v Speaker 1>drive try let me stop. That's why I'm driving. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>working somewhere else driving because I was tignit like you

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<v Speaker 1>at one time. Let me tell you something, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know your business and really don't care at this

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<v Speaker 1>point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this here. Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something, man. What you need to

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<v Speaker 1>do is get your young in some type of training

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<v Speaker 1>school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go down the enemy, gonna blow your brains out. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't really trying to hear all this right here. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go because

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't even back to brother. You can't get right now,

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<v Speaker 1>not even know advice. You need to listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's wrong with you young now. Y'all crazy gets

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<v Speaker 1>rich right off overnight tight or you need to slow

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<v Speaker 1>down because they got something you feel me they got

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<v Speaker 1>some on Oh man, hold on what you know? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know nothing. You don't know, man, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>know what you are. You're gonna be preaching the mate

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<v Speaker 1>out because I've been that man. That's on plying the

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<v Speaker 1>limo because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>keep you from going there because you won't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at so that. I don't know what to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>so you cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>you and all the other young brothers to do this thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>You watch too many the movies or something. Brother. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to get your great because they gotta place for you.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me tell you something. They read my thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>I've read it anything my mama told me. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want me to know. They cut it out. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel me? They looked at me every night where they

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to feed me gubage that I had to eat

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<v Speaker 1>or die. You ain't ready for that man. You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>ready for what. I think he got your land. Your

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<v Speaker 1>brothers don't know what's going on out here. You got

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<v Speaker 1>it too easy. See now you're talking about going down.

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<v Speaker 1>They robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>sound like no thud real a remo. The way you're going.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't making nothing because they were blowing your on

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<v Speaker 1>your I want about their paper. You don't understand and

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<v Speaker 1>that and you sorwy ready for no jail? Could I

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<v Speaker 1>say one more thing to you? That? Yeah? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>All I want to do is tell you it is

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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<v Speaker 1>and your boy card. They don't got me the prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call you. I don't give a who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>If you around with them folks downtown, they're gonna blow

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<v Speaker 1>you where. They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you to do? Did you just hear what I

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<v Speaker 1>just said? Though? What you said? Something about what my partner?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I I no, no, no, no, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

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<v Speaker 1>boy the other another driver Cordell got me the prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call you if you oh you mean Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. No man, no, no, no, this is

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious? Name? He see? So your boy Carddell

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<v Speaker 1>got me to pray phone call you. Man, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get that. I'm gonna get that. When you lit my

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<v Speaker 1>fire man, I don't know that. I mean my fight

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<v Speaker 1>moved like how he said, be careful, he said, big thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's been, he's been dying there even done some

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<v Speaker 1>time been that man. Calm down, baby, come down, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more question to ask you. Man, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land. I want the

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>me and your boy car then got you. Yeah. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get here, man, meet you brother. I oh

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<v Speaker 1>you want to what do you think? I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. It is now my favorite. Go right

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<v Speaker 1>with the one in the closet. Don't come out, classic classic,

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<v Speaker 1>come ons, we eat you man. Listen to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do nothing. I'm calling along. I can see that

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<v Speaker 1>dude sitting on the edge is dead in this draw.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to help her. Doesn't tell him to shut up. See, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>shut your damn all right, thank you enough. Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>According to a new study, men who consume too much sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>especially from sweet drinks and snacks, are more likely to

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<v Speaker 1>develop depression or anxiety. The researchers also found that women

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<v Speaker 1>are not at all affected in this way by overdosing

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<v Speaker 1>on sugar. But I really, I really have cutback on sugar. Sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>But that does not mean I'm a diabetic. I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>But there diabetics to eat a lot of sugar. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm not a sugar daddy. I'm a splendid daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the sugar daddy with diabetes. What I am. All

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<v Speaker 1>your young girls, young girls and splinda daddy. Alright, coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next the Strawberry Letter. This crazy show right here, Lord,