WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Good for Sucking" 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.240 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes, 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.800 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:38.760 into another podcast, a sparkling new podcast, The Fifth Hour 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.600 with Ben Mallard and Danny g Radio. In the podcast, 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:47.360 ojo every single day, no days off. I'm on drugs 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.120 right now, man and Danny. I want to start by 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:55.440 saying thanks to Angelo who was on yesterday's podcast, Angelo Cataldi, 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.560 who I love talking to these radio guys. I might 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.160 be the only one, Danny, that enjoys this. I don't 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.400 know if anyone else likes this stuff. I am such 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.440 a radio loser. But Angelo has been doing this for 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.959 thirty something years in Philadelphia, and some of those stories 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:13.000 he told if you didn't hear the Friday podcast, he 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.560 told the story about going to the NFL draft with 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.160 a bunch of listeners and a party bus and they 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.920 picked up a homeless guy because they were a listener short, 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.640 so they just picked up a guy off the streets 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.600 of Philadelphia and took him to the NFL Draft and 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:31.039 UH and his band for Life from the NFL Draft, 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:36.080 which is, oh my gosh, outstanding on many levels, Danny, 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:39.160 but I just love the stories, and he's retiring from radio, 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.039 and I thought this would be the perfect time to 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:45.399 get Angelo on because the NFL is wrapping up next 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.400 weekend with the Eagles in the super Bowl, and he's 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.600 had the Eagles coach on his show. The Eagles coach 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:55.600 called him out by name during these playoffs, Danny Nick Sirianni, 0:01:55.680 --> 0:02:00.120 the Eagles coach, was so upset with Angelo's criticism he 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.080 named him, which I thought was amusing. So it was 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:07.960 some good stories there, Yeah, outstanding, really good. Make sure 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.840 you download that from yesterday, yeah and today on the 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:15.320 Saturday podcast. This is the calm before the storm, as 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.160 we have a big travel plans for Danny g I 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.160 know he'll be in Arizona all week for the Super 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:25.600 Bowl and uh I might make a cameo appearance day. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:28.000 I do not know yet. As of right now, I 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:29.920 do not know whether or not there will be a 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:33.200 cameo appearance by me. But I do have family in Phoenix, 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.079 so I might my crew cruise over. Maybe I'll fly 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.880 in for the day. I annoyed, so we'll find Yeah, 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:42.240 I'm hearing rumblings that the fifth hour might be broadcasting 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:46.120 live from Radio Row. That would be awesome. We've never 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:51.840 done alive a live podcast, so that'll that'd be really cool. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.400 We'll see see many people listen live and then they 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.720 can go back and listen to it later. Be awesome. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.800 All right. Anyway, on this Saturday podcast, We've got the 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:06.520 Lion Cook, Bring your Breast, the Frugal Baker, and some 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.720 other things that may or may not pop up. We've 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:13.040 got Pop Goes, the Culture Scientifical Backscratchers. So there's a 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.880 lot of content. We'll dive right into it, and I'll 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:20.120 begin with this. We had a big family get together 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:25.840 at the Mallard mansion last weekend and I was deputized. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.600 I was I was deputized as the man in charge 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:35.240 of the cooking. So my father in law, my uh 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:40.320 my my stepmother in law, my my sister in law, 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.200 my brother in law, her kids, everyone's hanging out. We're 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.600 having a grand old time at the Mallard mansion, but 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.440 I spent pretty much the entire day driving around picking 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:52.520 up groceries because I'm now in my my spare time, Danny, 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:56.680 I'm I'm a line cook, and so we were making 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:00.200 cheese steak sandwich. Is the Mallard cheese steaks and which 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.960 for no apparent reason, but I there's there's only a 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:04.440 few things I know how to make them. The griddle, 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:08.960 so I was. I got all the proper meat, the cheese, 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:13.120 the everything, bread and uh and just like Tony Bruno 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.719 taught me an authentic South Philadelphia guy, Tony Bruno, So 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.520 I got all these all these different items, the the 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.360 bell pepper, the onions, everything. So I'm preparing the meal 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:26.039 and pretty much the entire time my my in laws 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:29.200 were over, I was making cheese stack. I don't make 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:33.240 it fast enough, though, Nanny. This is a criticism that 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.320 my wife has that she I can make them like 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.680 two at a time, but she wants me to make 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:42.200 them all at the same time. But to make say, 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.000 I have high standards, so I feel like if I 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.360 make them all at the same time, most of them 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.080 will be pretty good, but one or two of them 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.200 is gonna be like crap, and I don't want to 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.600 do that, you know, so I make them two at 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.799 a time, which is not not ideal, but I pulled 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:00.320 it off and was pretty pretty exhausted by the end 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.240 of that. You know, they were less than less than 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:05.159 a dozen. But I'm usually just cooking for a couple 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.279 of people, so you know, you add on more and 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.240 the trying to get everything perfect. You know, you want 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.279 to poison your your family. You're trying to not have 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:16.040 to poison your family and all that stuff. So um 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.640 so it was a full day of activity and then uh, 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.560 you know, you know, after that, we we we turned 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.160 into to Benny the Baker and all that, and we'll 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:29.480 get into that in a minute. But the the bring 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.800 your breast is that? Is that X rated? What is 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:35.880 that all about? Do you mean bring your best or 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.520 bring your breast? I don't know either one. I have 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:42.240 no Well it's funny because a couple of weeks ago, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:50.000 Covino actually said on the air, and you're in a 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:51.960 relationship or whatever, you want to be happy in that 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.440 relationship and you want your partner to be happy too. 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.880 So I'm just saying, trying to bring your breast, your 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:02.719 bro I mean they mean, yours are looking great. Thank you. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:08.440 Oh my god, I got moves. Bring your breast and 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:12.880 your best to the situation at all. I think he 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.440 meant bring your best in this case though this story, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:23.880 it is breast or breasts at the end. Yes, last Saturday, 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.760 decided to go ahead and take the tinder Oni out 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.560 for a date. So I said, let's go to Barnes 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.760 and Nobles, walk around. We could hit up the coffee 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.719 shop get dessert there, and she's like, yeah, that's a 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:40.680 good idea. So we parked at the shopping center nearby, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.400 which had the movie theater there and the Barnes and 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:46.559 Nobles right next door. So we walk into the movie 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:49.840 theater just to kind of double check their screen. They 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:53.880 have inside the touch screen where you can look at showtimes. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.000 So we're waiting our turn and in front of us 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.280 are two girls and one of them turns around and 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.920 talks to my wife and is asking her about, you know, 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.799 how many previews there normally are at this nice theater. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.120 This is the this is the fancy theater in our town. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.600 This is the theater right high and yeah, they actually 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.720 you press a button at your chair and they come 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:19.800 serve you with a waiter, okay, and and they bring 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:25.400 you popcorn in a big dog bowlf. Okay, Well, I 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:29.880 like that. It's pretty cool. It's dinner in the show 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.600 type deal. Is that kind of thing. I know, you've 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.320 been to a theater that has nice seats. They have 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:40.360 really fancy seats. So and their ticket prices reflect this 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.840 because they're probably I don't know, five six dollars more 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:47.280 than the theater down the street. But it's worth it. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.560 So we're like, let's go in there. We'll hit the 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:54.240 touch screen see if anything is worthwhile. And the girls 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.760 in front of us, you know, she's talking. She's mid 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.760 conversation with my wife, and my wife he tells her 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.800 about the button at the seats and the popcorn and 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.440 the dog bowl, and we're both looking at this girl like. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:12.160 As she leaves, we realized, Ben that this is a 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:18.000 big time actress from the popular HBO show The White Lotus. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:22.760 Oh really. She played the character Porsche, and she was 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.960 as nice as could be. Let me look her up here, 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:30.000 holds okay, let me see, yeah, Porsche, the White Lotus. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.400 All right, and looked it up right now when I'm 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:35.080 googling it as we speak here let me see if 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:39.720 I let's see I see the TV series here from 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:47.280 season two of White Lotus Season two. All right, uh, 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.319 what do you know what our characters? Yeah, her character's 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:55.120 name is Porsche. Oh Porsche, he said that. Hello, let's 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.720 see here. I think p O R T I A 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:03.480 from correct? Oh I see? Oh yeah, Okay, Hayley Lou Richardson. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.840 Is that the right name there? Look at that? How 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.560 about that? It's a small world after. You don't get 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.320 that in in uh in Sheboygan, you don't get that 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.960 in Sheboygan. She was really nice and uh and and 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:21.720 really pretty in person um. And she's set some fashion 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.720 trends because of her character on that show and the 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.560 way she dressed. A lot of kids, a lot of 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:32.240 teens are dressing to mimic her character, to copy because 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:36.440 she wears these big, thick colored sunglasses. And ever since 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:40.040 that season of The White Lotus, there's been teenagers walking 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:46.720 around our country wearing her style. Okay, says she's from Phoenix. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.079 You want fun facts, I got fun facts and trump Phoenix. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.280 She moved to l A at the age of sixteen. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.160 About that. So she's she's been doing this for a 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:02.160 while now and uh yeah, look at that. All right, 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.319 So she was cool, she was nice. It was really cool. 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.920 And you know, we don't We saw the movie that 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.520 she was late to and we're like, yeah, it was 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:13.280 like a chick flick. So we keep looking nothing good 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:16.360 at the time we were looking for so we said, well, 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.079 we'll see a movie some other time. So we continued 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:22.319 walking to the Barnes and Nobles. Now, if that was 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.120 the only interaction we had that night, then it would 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:28.000 have been cool because we met Portia from the White Lotus, 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:32.040 all right, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. But unfortunately, there 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:39.120 was interaction with one other lady that night. It wasn't 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:44.760 a panhandler. Not sure you could tell me because now 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:47.520 we're walking around, we're looking at the books. You could 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:52.040 smell the aroma of coffee coming from the coffee shop 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:56.440 inside the bookstore. And my girl tells me, hey, we 0:10:56.520 --> 0:11:00.080 could go into the kids section and look for some 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:04.160 books for our you know, our baby boy. And I 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.480 told her, yeah, it's a good idea. There's obviously a 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:09.600 lot of classic books that you can start adding to 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:14.080 your collection while you're expecting a kid, and that's a 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.120 fun section of the bookstore. Anyways, as you know, so 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.040 we go into the kids section and we're having fun. 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:23.000 We're walking down memory lane. She's like, oh my god, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.480 remember this one. And I'm down on the other end 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:29.040 and I'm showing her a classic book from our childhood 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.720 and it's awesome. We're having a good time in there. 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:36.680 But there's this lady sitting at the little table inside 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:41.400 the kids book section. She has her laptop open, she 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:45.360 has a coffee cup, she has a penholder down, she 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:48.560 has set up shop. I mean, it looks like you've 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:52.120 seen this inside Starbucks, where people take over an entire 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.920 table and they make it their workstation and they move 0:11:55.000 --> 0:12:00.360 in right this lady moved into the children's books action 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.520 there at the bookstore. So it was odd looking. I 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.840 didn't know if she was an employee doing inventory, but 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.920 it quickly became clear that she was not an employee 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.760 because and I'm gonna call this up on my phone, Ben, 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:17.120 because I made my girl right down exactly what she said, 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:20.560 and she texted it to me. What did she say? 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.559 As the two of us are walking past, her points 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:28.280 to my wife, he and we're not that far from her. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:34.760 She points to her and says, oh, I like your breasts, 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:43.640 and we both stopped in our tracks. She pauses, looks 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:48.440 at us, makes eye contact with my wife, and then says, 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:52.240 so sexy, Now, did you did you say, hey, well, 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.720 thank you for that. I appreciate that my breasts are 0:12:54.760 --> 0:13:01.440 wonderful because because then she finishes it by saying, good 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:08.240 for sucking. Wow about that, man, that's she's got no 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:11.400 shame in her game. Huh. This lady was about fifty 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:15.760 years old. Boy, all right, did she noticed that there's 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.640 a there's a bun in the oven there? Did she 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:21.240 noticed that at all? Possibly? No? Oh no. They outfit 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.400 that my girl had on. You couldn't see a lot 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.360 of the belly, but you could see a lot of 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:30.199 the pressses. But it was like a sweater. They were covered, 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:35.080 but you know, you could see she had bobs. But 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:38.320 the fifty year old lady, I mean, we came to 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:44.320 the conclusion that she must have been like special. Yeah, yeah, 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.400 I was she drinking? Did she smelled like alcohol? No? 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.520 But the fact that she was set up inside the 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:54.280 kids section like that at the table, we thought, oh, 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.880 there must be something going on with this lady. She just, 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.959 you know, must no filter. She made like on the 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.559 spectrum or something like that. Like she's Yeah, that's what 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.320 we sighed. I mean, we didn't know what to do. Um, 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.320 you know, we didn't feel threatened, so we weren't gonna 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.200 go complain to anybody like this generation would they'd go 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.800 cancel her. Yeah, you should have called t MZ. You're 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.600 never gonna believe this, Harvey. You're going to what happened? Man? 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.360 We were at this bookstore and this woman up? I mean, 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:25.720 my god, what are you doing? All week long? Though, 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:29.320 whenever I would like see her in the kitchen, I 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:37.000 just would look at her and I'd say, good for sucking. Uh, 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.760 it made for a good story. So there is that. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.800 It made for a good story. That was good for sucking. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:46.800 There you go. Uh. Now, my my wife recently got 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.600 me a very yummy treat. We were out and about 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.560 running errands and she presents to me in this really 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:56.560 nice box a sugar cookie. I think I might have 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:01.240 mentioned this in passing on this podcast, but thick frosting. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.520 I'm a big frosting guy, Danny on the on the 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:07.200 cookies upcakes and cake or what I'm all about the front. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.440 So it's like a sugar cookie, you know whatever, and 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.200 it's got thick frosting. That's my favorite. The frosting is wonderful. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.800 But she wouldn't tell me how much it costs, right, 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.080 she shouldn't tell me what you cost. And it was 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:19.440 from I don't know if you've been in this place, 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.280 this Crumble Bakery. It's a place out of Utah. There's 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.600 like a chain of them that they're around. Yeah. Yeah, 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:28.000 actually there's one not far from my house and we 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:31.120 went there for the first time back in December. Yeah. 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:33.640 So they're pretty good. Right, they're pretty good, uh to 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.120 kind of, you know, more of a high end. You're 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:39.760 not too expensive, but for my taste, and these things 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.920 are like potato chips, right, I mean they're they're big, 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.200 but you're like, you gotta I want to have more 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.920 and all that stuff, and you can't really just eat one, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.840 you gotta have part of another. And they became addictive 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.840 and so but I'm, you know, I'm kind of a 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.200 tight one. And so I found out how much they 0:15:55.240 --> 0:16:00.360 cost these cookies, and I'm like, holy holy ship balls, 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:02.840 you got I mean, what are we doing here? You know? 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:04.440 I mean I like it, but I don't like it 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:06.200 that much. And then at least like four or five 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.880 dollars or whatever. I think maybe even more now. Um, 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:12.240 and so I kin't like that's and they're tasty, but 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.920 I don't know if they're they're tasting anymore. So I decided, Danny, 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.480 that I was gonna save the family some money. Oh 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:24.640 so I did some digging. I did a quick thumbnail search, 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.240 and I was strolling around the dark web, and I 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:33.640 found a copycat recipe for this particular cookie. Because this 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.520 was the one I really liked. That was a night 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.080 to remember from the cookie. So I was like, I 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:42.240 found a copycat recipe, and I went to work. I 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:47.400 went to work, and I became the frugal baker. Now 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:50.760 I had a couple of assistants in the kitchen. I 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:54.640 had my niece and nephew who were hanging out. Now, 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.760 they're they're a little you know, kids like you know, 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:01.160 five years old and three years old for slave labor. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.520 Oh yeah, they're they're great. But I didn't notice that 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.359 they do not like my style of baking, Danny. The 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:11.719 kids do not enjoy I'm very methodical. I'm very surgical, 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:15.959 and I like follow the recipe exactly right. I'm a 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.520 douche bag when it comes to cookie. I admit it, 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.320 but I'm like, this is a big deal. These cookies 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:24.280 are really expensive. I can make like sixteen cookies for 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:26.800 the price of half a one cookie pretty much with 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.680 all the ingredients. I was like, I'm gonna go for it. 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:32.800 And uh, my my niece gott Lover. She she decided 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:36.080 that the recipe that I was doing needed extra sugar, 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:41.000 and so she just wanted to keep adding sugar. Yeah, 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.920 and like so I wasn't like looking, and sometimes she 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:45.840 just like grabbed the sugar, so I had to move 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.399 the sugar away and all that, and uh, and then 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.080 they kind of got bored because I think they just 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.280 wanted to eat. They didn't really want to like do 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:57.760 the actual like methodical part of it. But anyway, it 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:02.240 had a happy ending. Made the cookies, made the frosting, 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:06.480 put put all the thing together, and absolute nailed it. 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:10.000 Danny and nailed it. It was great. The frugal baker 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:15.560 pays off, so no longer four or five dollar cookies now. 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:18.320 I did realize, though, I'm gonna have to do some 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.760 recon to find out what other cookies I like. So 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:25.960 occasionally I'm gonna have to go in to the bakery 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.879 and to to the Crumble Bakery and figure out what 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.200 other cookies I like. But this one's great, and so 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:34.399 I'm very proud. Danny saved a lot of money, a 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.480 ton of money there and these things are great. And 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:41.160 the key on that Alman extract. That's the key, Danny 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:45.080 Alman extract. That is the key or your recon You're 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.200 in luck because they are having a two for eighteen 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:52.560 dollar special for the rest of the month. Yeah, limited 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:56.920 time only, yes, uh, for the for the more uh, 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:01.600 the more cost conscious consumer of cookies. So we have 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:04.119 popcos the culture, and that means we need to play 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:23.840 the opening tune from our guy, Ohio owl poo. All right, 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.359 thank you for that as always Ohio. So these are 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:29.240 some of the stories that we did not talk about it. 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:30.960 At least maybe you did, Danny. I don't know. On 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:32.879 our show, the Overnight Show, we didn't talk about it. 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:34.639 I don't know if you guys, Comino and Rich your 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:38.439 your guys talked about this. I'm very excited about this 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:41.320 story because I've often kind of gone back and forth 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.800 sparred with my wife about her obsession when we're going 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:46.240 out to eat, if we're in a place where not 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:50.920 familiar with she loves going online and looking up reviews 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:56.199 of restaurants. And my position has always been that's a 0:19:56.200 --> 0:20:00.199 lot of bullshit. Like if I owned a restaurant, I 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.320 would put some really nice reviews on there, and I 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:05.600 get my friends and family to do it. I don't 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:09.960 know if I really buy the reviews. I'm very skeptical 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:11.680 about that. But she says, no, no, this gives you 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:13.640 a good idea to kind of tell you what what's good, 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:17.280 what's not. You know, she's she's really into it, my wife. 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:21.200 So I bring this story up and pop goes the culture. 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:26.080 The number one restaurant, number one, the number one restaurant 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:29.120 on trip Advisor in Montreal, kind of a big city. 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:30.720 They had a Major League Baseball team there for a 0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:33.880 long time. It's big Canadian city in the French speaking 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:38.760 part of Canada. So the number one restaurant in that 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:41.760 city in Montreal, and I'm not can even try to 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.200 say the name because it's a French name and god knows, 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:47.479 I don't know French. But the restaurant's the number one 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:54.040 spot on the travel app city rankings, but unfortunately it 0:20:54.080 --> 0:21:00.600 doesn't actually exist. It's it's number one on this uh 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:05.040 this trip Advisor and it it doesn't it does not exist. 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:08.439 And so of course, well I'm glad you brought that 0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:12.720 up because they the website, this is this story on 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.640 the CBC. They went into it. They kind of went 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:18.000 into detail. Uh and so how is it possible? Uh? 0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:21.280 They they're even reviews where they said very high ceilings, 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:25.320 there's photos of it, uh and all this stuff. Well, 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.800 they eventually took the page down to the CBC in 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:33.000 Canada investigated this and they got a response from trip Advisor. 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:36.480 They said they They responded by saying, stunts like this 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:41.000 that create a fake restaurant listing arc, they said, uncommon 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:46.880 and do not share the characteristics of genuine, you know, fraud. 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:49.560 They said, So I guess somebody like this is a gag. 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:53.680 They made it up. And this place had eighty five reviews, 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:58.639 all of them giving five stars, and it was it 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.639 was the number one restaurant us you all in Quebec. 0:22:02.119 --> 0:22:04.840 So it's like the five star podcast reviews. We get 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:10.040 exactly why can't we How do we set this up? Danny? 0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:13.000 We need to get are those bots you think they 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:16.440 don't know? Oh? Man, that that's that's hilarious. Man, what 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:21.480 do youse guys have a high ceiling number one out 0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:25.560 of three thousand six vent restaurants in Montreal and it 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:30.479 doesn't even exist. Uh. Imagine you own some French bistro 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:32.240 and you're like, wait a minute, I mean we actually 0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:35.640 serve food here. Uh. Man, all right, here's the deal 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:39.320 of a lifetime on pop culture. Danny, you're in prison, 0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:42.959 you're locked up. Do you want to get out early? Danny? 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:47.600 How about this? Uh, if you give us an organ, 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:50.560 we'll let you out a little early. How about that 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:55.240 a few months early? Does that work for you? Yeah, 0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:59.600 if you give up part of your insides, we'll let 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:06.080 you leave a little earlier. Yeah. Uh. This is out 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:10.080 of where else but the Commonwealth. In Massachusetts, there is 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:16.160 a bill that would cut prison time for organ donations. Now, 0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:19.119 critics of this are saying it's unethical and depraved and 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:24.160 all that stuff, as you you might imagine. But this 0:23:24.320 --> 0:23:28.480 new legislation that's just been proposed, it's HD dot three 0:23:28.560 --> 0:23:32.280 eight to two. It's in the State House of Massachusetts, 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:37.520 and it says incarcerated individuals could save two months to 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:41.320 one year off their prison sentence in exchange for bone, 0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:46.919 marrow and organ donations. Yeah, girl was waiting for me 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:50.320 on the outside. Ben I would show up with roses 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:52.919 and she'd be like, what are you doing out? You 0:23:52.960 --> 0:23:55.399 have a year left? And I would be like, baby, 0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:57.720 I gave up a kidney to come see you. Yeah, 0:23:57.800 --> 0:24:01.000 you better make this a magical like because I'm I 0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:05.520 only have one kidney, so you're better tell me here. Wow, 0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:08.479 that's not I've heard urban legend. I don't know if 0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:12.080 it's an urban legend or not. That in China I 0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:14.239