Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes,
Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome
Speaker 1: into another podcast, a sparkling new podcast, The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Mallard and Danny g Radio. In the podcast,
Speaker 1: ojo every single day, no days off. I'm on drugs
Speaker 1: right now, man and Danny. I want to start by
Speaker 1: saying thanks to Angelo who was on yesterday's podcast, Angelo Cataldi,
Speaker 1: who I love talking to these radio guys. I might
Speaker 1: be the only one, Danny, that enjoys this. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anyone else likes this stuff. I am such
Speaker 1: a radio loser. But Angelo has been doing this for
Speaker 1: thirty something years in Philadelphia, and some of those stories
Speaker 1: he told if you didn't hear the Friday podcast, he
Speaker 1: told the story about going to the NFL draft with
Speaker 1: a bunch of listeners and a party bus and they
Speaker 1: picked up a homeless guy because they were a listener short,
Speaker 1: so they just picked up a guy off the streets
Speaker 1: of Philadelphia and took him to the NFL Draft and
Speaker 1: UH and his band for Life from the NFL Draft,
Speaker 1: which is, oh my gosh, outstanding on many levels, Danny,
Speaker 1: but I just love the stories, and he's retiring from radio,
Speaker 1: and I thought this would be the perfect time to
Speaker 1: get Angelo on because the NFL is wrapping up next
Speaker 1: weekend with the Eagles in the super Bowl, and he's
Speaker 1: had the Eagles coach on his show. The Eagles coach
Speaker 1: called him out by name during these playoffs, Danny Nick Sirianni,
Speaker 1: the Eagles coach, was so upset with Angelo's criticism he
Speaker 1: named him, which I thought was amusing. So it was
Speaker 1: some good stories there, Yeah, outstanding, really good. Make sure
Speaker 1: you download that from yesterday, yeah and today on the
Speaker 1: Saturday podcast. This is the calm before the storm, as
Speaker 1: we have a big travel plans for Danny g I
Speaker 1: know he'll be in Arizona all week for the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl and uh I might make a cameo appearance day.
Speaker 1: I do not know yet. As of right now, I
Speaker 1: do not know whether or not there will be a
Speaker 1: cameo appearance by me. But I do have family in Phoenix,
Speaker 1: so I might my crew cruise over. Maybe I'll fly
Speaker 1: in for the day. I annoyed, so we'll find Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing rumblings that the fifth hour might be broadcasting
Speaker 1: live from Radio Row. That would be awesome. We've never
Speaker 1: done alive a live podcast, so that'll that'd be really cool.
Speaker 1: We'll see see many people listen live and then they
Speaker 1: can go back and listen to it later. Be awesome.
Speaker 1: All right. Anyway, on this Saturday podcast, We've got the
Speaker 1: Lion Cook, Bring your Breast, the Frugal Baker, and some
Speaker 1: other things that may or may not pop up. We've
Speaker 1: got Pop Goes, the Culture Scientifical Backscratchers. So there's a
Speaker 1: lot of content. We'll dive right into it, and I'll
Speaker 1: begin with this. We had a big family get together
Speaker 1: at the Mallard mansion last weekend and I was deputized.
Speaker 1: I was I was deputized as the man in charge
Speaker 1: of the cooking. So my father in law, my uh
Speaker 1: my my stepmother in law, my my sister in law,
Speaker 1: my brother in law, her kids, everyone's hanging out. We're
Speaker 1: having a grand old time at the Mallard mansion, but
Speaker 1: I spent pretty much the entire day driving around picking
Speaker 1: up groceries because I'm now in my my spare time, Danny,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a line cook, and so we were making
Speaker 1: cheese steak sandwich. Is the Mallard cheese steaks and which
Speaker 1: for no apparent reason, but I there's there's only a
Speaker 1: few things I know how to make them. The griddle,
Speaker 1: so I was. I got all the proper meat, the cheese,
Speaker 1: the everything, bread and uh and just like Tony Bruno
Speaker 1: taught me an authentic South Philadelphia guy, Tony Bruno, So
Speaker 1: I got all these all these different items, the the
Speaker 1: bell pepper, the onions, everything. So I'm preparing the meal
Speaker 1: and pretty much the entire time my my in laws
Speaker 1: were over, I was making cheese stack. I don't make
Speaker 1: it fast enough, though, Nanny. This is a criticism that
Speaker 1: my wife has that she I can make them like
Speaker 1: two at a time, but she wants me to make
Speaker 1: them all at the same time. But to make say,
Speaker 1: I have high standards, so I feel like if I
Speaker 1: make them all at the same time, most of them
Speaker 1: will be pretty good, but one or two of them
Speaker 1: is gonna be like crap, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that, you know, so I make them two at
Speaker 1: a time, which is not not ideal, but I pulled
Speaker 1: it off and was pretty pretty exhausted by the end
Speaker 1: of that. You know, they were less than less than
Speaker 1: a dozen. But I'm usually just cooking for a couple
Speaker 1: of people, so you know, you add on more and
Speaker 1: the trying to get everything perfect. You know, you want
Speaker 1: to poison your your family. You're trying to not have
Speaker 1: to poison your family and all that stuff. So um
Speaker 1: so it was a full day of activity and then uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, after that, we we we turned
Speaker 1: into to Benny the Baker and all that, and we'll
Speaker 1: get into that in a minute. But the the bring
Speaker 1: your breast is that? Is that X rated? What is
Speaker 1: that all about? Do you mean bring your best or
Speaker 1: bring your breast? I don't know either one. I have
Speaker 1: no Well it's funny because a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: Covino actually said on the air, and you're in a
Speaker 1: relationship or whatever, you want to be happy in that
Speaker 1: relationship and you want your partner to be happy too.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, trying to bring your breast, your
Speaker 1: bro I mean they mean, yours are looking great. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got moves. Bring your breast and
Speaker 1: your best to the situation at all. I think he
Speaker 1: meant bring your best in this case though this story,
Speaker 1: it is breast or breasts at the end. Yes, last Saturday,
Speaker 1: decided to go ahead and take the tinder Oni out
Speaker 1: for a date. So I said, let's go to Barnes
Speaker 1: and Nobles, walk around. We could hit up the coffee
Speaker 1: shop get dessert there, and she's like, yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: good idea. So we parked at the shopping center nearby,
Speaker 1: which had the movie theater there and the Barnes and
Speaker 1: Nobles right next door. So we walk into the movie
Speaker 1: theater just to kind of double check their screen. They
Speaker 1: have inside the touch screen where you can look at showtimes.
Speaker 1: So we're waiting our turn and in front of us
Speaker 1: are two girls and one of them turns around and
Speaker 1: talks to my wife and is asking her about, you know,
Speaker 1: how many previews there normally are at this nice theater.
Speaker 1: This is the this is the fancy theater in our town.
Speaker 1: This is the theater right high and yeah, they actually
Speaker 1: you press a button at your chair and they come
Speaker 1: serve you with a waiter, okay, and and they bring
Speaker 1: you popcorn in a big dog bowlf. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: like that. It's pretty cool. It's dinner in the show
Speaker 1: type deal. Is that kind of thing. I know, you've
Speaker 1: been to a theater that has nice seats. They have
Speaker 1: really fancy seats. So and their ticket prices reflect this
Speaker 1: because they're probably I don't know, five six dollars more
Speaker 1: than the theater down the street. But it's worth it.
Speaker 1: So we're like, let's go in there. We'll hit the
Speaker 1: touch screen see if anything is worthwhile. And the girls
Speaker 1: in front of us, you know, she's talking. She's mid
Speaker 1: conversation with my wife, and my wife he tells her
Speaker 1: about the button at the seats and the popcorn and
Speaker 1: the dog bowl, and we're both looking at this girl like.
Speaker 1: As she leaves, we realized, Ben that this is a
Speaker 1: big time actress from the popular HBO show The White Lotus.
Speaker 1: Oh really. She played the character Porsche, and she was
Speaker 1: as nice as could be. Let me look her up here,
Speaker 1: holds okay, let me see, yeah, Porsche, the White Lotus.
Speaker 1: All right, and looked it up right now when I'm
Speaker 1: googling it as we speak here let me see if
Speaker 1: I let's see I see the TV series here from
Speaker 1: season two of White Lotus Season two. All right, uh,
Speaker 1: what do you know what our characters? Yeah, her character's
Speaker 1: name is Porsche. Oh Porsche, he said that. Hello, let's
Speaker 1: see here. I think p O R T I A
Speaker 1: from correct? Oh I see? Oh yeah, Okay, Hayley Lou Richardson.
Speaker 1: Is that the right name there? Look at that? How
Speaker 1: about that? It's a small world after. You don't get
Speaker 1: that in in uh in Sheboygan, you don't get that
Speaker 1: in Sheboygan. She was really nice and uh and and
Speaker 1: really pretty in person um. And she's set some fashion
Speaker 1: trends because of her character on that show and the
Speaker 1: way she dressed. A lot of kids, a lot of
Speaker 1: teens are dressing to mimic her character, to copy because
Speaker 1: she wears these big, thick colored sunglasses. And ever since
Speaker 1: that season of The White Lotus, there's been teenagers walking
Speaker 1: around our country wearing her style. Okay, says she's from Phoenix.
Speaker 1: You want fun facts, I got fun facts and trump Phoenix.
Speaker 1: She moved to l A at the age of sixteen.
Speaker 1: About that. So she's she's been doing this for a
Speaker 1: while now and uh yeah, look at that. All right,
Speaker 1: So she was cool, she was nice. It was really cool.
Speaker 1: And you know, we don't We saw the movie that
Speaker 1: she was late to and we're like, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like a chick flick. So we keep looking nothing good
Speaker 1: at the time we were looking for so we said, well,
Speaker 1: we'll see a movie some other time. So we continued
Speaker 1: walking to the Barnes and Nobles. Now, if that was
Speaker 1: the only interaction we had that night, then it would
Speaker 1: have been cool because we met Portia from the White Lotus,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. But unfortunately, there
Speaker 1: was interaction with one other lady that night. It wasn't
Speaker 1: a panhandler. Not sure you could tell me because now
Speaker 1: we're walking around, we're looking at the books. You could
Speaker 1: smell the aroma of coffee coming from the coffee shop
Speaker 1: inside the bookstore. And my girl tells me, hey, we
Speaker 1: could go into the kids section and look for some
Speaker 1: books for our you know, our baby boy. And I
Speaker 1: told her, yeah, it's a good idea. There's obviously a
Speaker 1: lot of classic books that you can start adding to
Speaker 1: your collection while you're expecting a kid, and that's a
Speaker 1: fun section of the bookstore. Anyways, as you know, so
Speaker 1: we go into the kids section and we're having fun.
Speaker 1: We're walking down memory lane. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: remember this one. And I'm down on the other end
Speaker 1: and I'm showing her a classic book from our childhood
Speaker 1: and it's awesome. We're having a good time in there.
Speaker 1: But there's this lady sitting at the little table inside
Speaker 1: the kids book section. She has her laptop open, she
Speaker 1: has a coffee cup, she has a penholder down, she
Speaker 1: has set up shop. I mean, it looks like you've
Speaker 1: seen this inside Starbucks, where people take over an entire
Speaker 1: table and they make it their workstation and they move
Speaker 1: in right this lady moved into the children's books action
Speaker 1: there at the bookstore. So it was odd looking. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if she was an employee doing inventory, but
Speaker 1: it quickly became clear that she was not an employee
Speaker 1: because and I'm gonna call this up on my phone, Ben,
Speaker 1: because I made my girl right down exactly what she said,
Speaker 1: and she texted it to me. What did she say?
Speaker 1: As the two of us are walking past, her points
Speaker 1: to my wife, he and we're not that far from her.
Speaker 1: She points to her and says, oh, I like your breasts,
Speaker 1: and we both stopped in our tracks. She pauses, looks
Speaker 1: at us, makes eye contact with my wife, and then says,
Speaker 1: so sexy, Now, did you did you say, hey, well,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I appreciate that my breasts are
Speaker 1: wonderful because because then she finishes it by saying, good
Speaker 1: for sucking. Wow about that, man, that's she's got no
Speaker 1: shame in her game. Huh. This lady was about fifty
Speaker 1: years old. Boy, all right, did she noticed that there's
Speaker 1: a there's a bun in the oven there? Did she
Speaker 1: noticed that at all? Possibly? No? Oh no. They outfit
Speaker 1: that my girl had on. You couldn't see a lot
Speaker 1: of the belly, but you could see a lot of
Speaker 1: the pressses. But it was like a sweater. They were covered,
Speaker 1: but you know, you could see she had bobs. But
Speaker 1: the fifty year old lady, I mean, we came to
Speaker 1: the conclusion that she must have been like special. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was she drinking? Did she smelled like alcohol? No?
Speaker 1: But the fact that she was set up inside the
Speaker 1: kids section like that at the table, we thought, oh,
Speaker 1: there must be something going on with this lady. She just,
Speaker 1: you know, must no filter. She made like on the
Speaker 1: spectrum or something like that. Like she's Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: we sighed. I mean, we didn't know what to do. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't feel threatened, so we weren't gonna
Speaker 1: go complain to anybody like this generation would they'd go
Speaker 1: cancel her. Yeah, you should have called t MZ. You're
Speaker 1: never gonna believe this, Harvey. You're going to what happened? Man?
Speaker 1: We were at this bookstore and this woman up? I mean,
Speaker 1: my god, what are you doing? All week long? Though,
Speaker 1: whenever I would like see her in the kitchen, I
Speaker 1: just would look at her and I'd say, good for sucking. Uh,
Speaker 1: it made for a good story. So there is that.
Speaker 1: It made for a good story. That was good for sucking.
Speaker 1: There you go. Uh. Now, my my wife recently got
Speaker 1: me a very yummy treat. We were out and about
Speaker 1: running errands and she presents to me in this really
Speaker 1: nice box a sugar cookie. I think I might have
Speaker 1: mentioned this in passing on this podcast, but thick frosting.
Speaker 1: I'm a big frosting guy, Danny on the on the
Speaker 1: cookies upcakes and cake or what I'm all about the front.
Speaker 1: So it's like a sugar cookie, you know whatever, and
Speaker 1: it's got thick frosting. That's my favorite. The frosting is wonderful.
Speaker 1: But she wouldn't tell me how much it costs, right,
Speaker 1: she shouldn't tell me what you cost. And it was
Speaker 1: from I don't know if you've been in this place,
Speaker 1: this Crumble Bakery. It's a place out of Utah. There's
Speaker 1: like a chain of them that they're around. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually there's one not far from my house and we
Speaker 1: went there for the first time back in December. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they're pretty good. Right, they're pretty good, uh to
Speaker 1: kind of, you know, more of a high end. You're
Speaker 1: not too expensive, but for my taste, and these things
Speaker 1: are like potato chips, right, I mean they're they're big,
Speaker 1: but you're like, you gotta I want to have more
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and you can't really just eat one,
Speaker 1: you gotta have part of another. And they became addictive
Speaker 1: and so but I'm, you know, I'm kind of a
Speaker 1: tight one. And so I found out how much they
Speaker 1: cost these cookies, and I'm like, holy holy ship balls,
Speaker 1: you got I mean, what are we doing here? You know?
Speaker 1: I mean I like it, but I don't like it
Speaker 1: that much. And then at least like four or five
Speaker 1: dollars or whatever. I think maybe even more now. Um,
Speaker 1: and so I kin't like that's and they're tasty, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're they're tasting anymore. So I decided, Danny,
Speaker 1: that I was gonna save the family some money. Oh
Speaker 1: so I did some digging. I did a quick thumbnail search,
Speaker 1: and I was strolling around the dark web, and I
Speaker 1: found a copycat recipe for this particular cookie. Because this
Speaker 1: was the one I really liked. That was a night
Speaker 1: to remember from the cookie. So I was like, I
Speaker 1: found a copycat recipe, and I went to work. I
Speaker 1: went to work, and I became the frugal baker. Now
Speaker 1: I had a couple of assistants in the kitchen. I
Speaker 1: had my niece and nephew who were hanging out. Now,
Speaker 1: they're they're a little you know, kids like you know,
Speaker 1: five years old and three years old for slave labor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're they're great. But I didn't notice that
Speaker 1: they do not like my style of baking, Danny. The
Speaker 1: kids do not enjoy I'm very methodical. I'm very surgical,
Speaker 1: and I like follow the recipe exactly right. I'm a
Speaker 1: douche bag when it comes to cookie. I admit it,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, this is a big deal. These cookies
Speaker 1: are really expensive. I can make like sixteen cookies for
Speaker 1: the price of half a one cookie pretty much with
Speaker 1: all the ingredients. I was like, I'm gonna go for it.
Speaker 1: And uh, my my niece gott Lover. She she decided
Speaker 1: that the recipe that I was doing needed extra sugar,
Speaker 1: and so she just wanted to keep adding sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like so I wasn't like looking, and sometimes she
Speaker 1: just like grabbed the sugar, so I had to move
Speaker 1: the sugar away and all that, and uh, and then
Speaker 1: they kind of got bored because I think they just
Speaker 1: wanted to eat. They didn't really want to like do
Speaker 1: the actual like methodical part of it. But anyway, it
Speaker 1: had a happy ending. Made the cookies, made the frosting,
Speaker 1: put put all the thing together, and absolute nailed it.
Speaker 1: Danny and nailed it. It was great. The frugal baker
Speaker 1: pays off, so no longer four or five dollar cookies now.
Speaker 1: I did realize, though, I'm gonna have to do some
Speaker 1: recon to find out what other cookies I like. So
Speaker 1: occasionally I'm gonna have to go in to the bakery
Speaker 1: and to to the Crumble Bakery and figure out what
Speaker 1: other cookies I like. But this one's great, and so
Speaker 1: I'm very proud. Danny saved a lot of money, a
Speaker 1: ton of money there and these things are great. And
Speaker 1: the key on that Alman extract. That's the key, Danny
Speaker 1: Alman extract. That is the key or your recon You're
Speaker 1: in luck because they are having a two for eighteen
Speaker 1: dollar special for the rest of the month. Yeah, limited
Speaker 1: time only, yes, uh, for the for the more uh,
Speaker 1: the more cost conscious consumer of cookies. So we have
Speaker 1: popcos the culture, and that means we need to play
Speaker 1: the opening tune from our guy, Ohio owl poo. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you for that as always Ohio. So these are
Speaker 1: some of the stories that we did not talk about it.
Speaker 1: At least maybe you did, Danny. I don't know. On
Speaker 1: our show, the Overnight Show, we didn't talk about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys, Comino and Rich your
Speaker 1: your guys talked about this. I'm very excited about this
Speaker 1: story because I've often kind of gone back and forth
Speaker 1: sparred with my wife about her obsession when we're going
Speaker 1: out to eat, if we're in a place where not
Speaker 1: familiar with she loves going online and looking up reviews
Speaker 1: of restaurants. And my position has always been that's a
Speaker 1: lot of bullshit. Like if I owned a restaurant, I
Speaker 1: would put some really nice reviews on there, and I
Speaker 1: get my friends and family to do it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I really buy the reviews. I'm very skeptical
Speaker 1: about that. But she says, no, no, this gives you
Speaker 1: a good idea to kind of tell you what what's good,
Speaker 1: what's not. You know, she's she's really into it, my wife.
Speaker 1: So I bring this story up and pop goes the culture.
Speaker 1: The number one restaurant, number one, the number one restaurant
Speaker 1: on trip Advisor in Montreal, kind of a big city.
Speaker 1: They had a Major League Baseball team there for a
Speaker 1: long time. It's big Canadian city in the French speaking
Speaker 1: part of Canada. So the number one restaurant in that
Speaker 1: city in Montreal, and I'm not can even try to
Speaker 1: say the name because it's a French name and god knows,
Speaker 1: I don't know French. But the restaurant's the number one
Speaker 1: spot on the travel app city rankings, but unfortunately it
Speaker 1: doesn't actually exist. It's it's number one on this uh
Speaker 1: this trip Advisor and it it doesn't it does not exist.
Speaker 1: And so of course, well I'm glad you brought that
Speaker 1: up because they the website, this is this story on
Speaker 1: the CBC. They went into it. They kind of went
Speaker 1: into detail. Uh and so how is it possible? Uh?
Speaker 1: They they're even reviews where they said very high ceilings,
Speaker 1: there's photos of it, uh and all this stuff. Well,
Speaker 1: they eventually took the page down to the CBC in
Speaker 1: Canada investigated this and they got a response from trip Advisor.
Speaker 1: They said they They responded by saying, stunts like this
Speaker 1: that create a fake restaurant listing arc, they said, uncommon
Speaker 1: and do not share the characteristics of genuine, you know, fraud.
Speaker 1: They said, So I guess somebody like this is a gag.
Speaker 1: They made it up. And this place had eighty five reviews,
Speaker 1: all of them giving five stars, and it was it
Speaker 1: was the number one restaurant us you all in Quebec.
Speaker 1: So it's like the five star podcast reviews. We get
Speaker 1: exactly why can't we How do we set this up? Danny?
Speaker 1: We need to get are those bots you think they
Speaker 1: don't know? Oh? Man, that that's that's hilarious. Man, what
Speaker 1: do youse guys have a high ceiling number one out
Speaker 1: of three thousand six vent restaurants in Montreal and it
Speaker 1: doesn't even exist. Uh. Imagine you own some French bistro
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait a minute, I mean we actually
Speaker 1: serve food here. Uh. Man, all right, here's the deal
Speaker 1: of a lifetime on pop culture. Danny, you're in prison,
Speaker 1: you're locked up. Do you want to get out early? Danny?
Speaker 1: How about this? Uh, if you give us an organ,
Speaker 1: we'll let you out a little early. How about that
Speaker 1: a few months early? Does that work for you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you give up part of your insides, we'll let
Speaker 1: you leave a little earlier. Yeah. Uh. This is out
Speaker 1: of where else but the Commonwealth. In Massachusetts, there is
Speaker 1: a bill that would cut prison time for organ donations. Now,
Speaker 1: critics of this are saying it's unethical and depraved and
Speaker 1: all that stuff, as you you might imagine. But this
Speaker 1: new legislation that's just been proposed, it's HD dot three
Speaker 1: eight to two. It's in the State House of Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: and it says incarcerated individuals could save two months to
Speaker 1: one year off their prison sentence in exchange for bone,
Speaker 1: marrow and organ donations. Yeah, girl was waiting for me
Speaker 1: on the outside. Ben I would show up with roses
Speaker 1: and she'd be like, what are you doing out? You
Speaker 1: have a year left? And I would be like, baby,
Speaker 1: I gave up a kidney to come see you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you better make this a magical like because I'm I
Speaker 1: only have one kidney, so you're better tell me here. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's not I've heard urban legend. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's an urban legend or not. That in China I
Speaker 1: heard years ago that this kind of thing where they
Speaker 1: don't even ask you, they don't give you a deal,
Speaker 1: like certain poor people in China, they're just like they
Speaker 1: just take their organs. There's like a whole black market organs,
Speaker 1: which is which is sad and depressing and uh and
Speaker 1: all that. Now, could you do this for other things?
Speaker 1: Like if you had a lot of traffic tickets? Could
Speaker 1: you could you give up what did you give up
Speaker 1: your hair? Could you shave your head and donate that
Speaker 1: through a charity? Like what's how much how much time
Speaker 1: off of jail can you get for different things? Is
Speaker 1: it like a menu? You think Danny on this and
Speaker 1: this bill where depending on what organ, you get a
Speaker 1: full year. But if you only give like what would
Speaker 1: be only a couple of months. I know some people
Speaker 1: that would like to back in the day, would have
Speaker 1: liked to trade to get out of a d u.
Speaker 1: I oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, help me out. Those aren't those ten
Speaker 1: twenty dollars something like twenty thousand bucks? Man? It's wild
Speaker 1: And you got the the uber thing in these days.
Speaker 1: Back in the old days, you didn't didn't have that.
Speaker 1: You had to get a taxi, which was a I
Speaker 1: think now you know, I guess we're getting older, Danny.
Speaker 1: I'm not up on all the internet challenges, but here's
Speaker 1: one that has caused some problems. Did you see the
Speaker 1: story this week in Mexico where fifteen kids in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you say kids are older, but
Speaker 1: they were treated after they took part in an internet
Speaker 1: tranquilizer challenge. Oh stupid, dumb du dum dum dum. So
Speaker 1: the way this works I understand is the challenge was
Speaker 1: to see who can stay awake the longest after taking
Speaker 1: the the tranquilizer. That sounds like a good idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but let's get the tide pods up there as well.
Speaker 1: And some of the other bullshit that we're real challenge.
Speaker 1: They should have put your live show on in the background. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dare you? Uh? No, I thought these kids were older.
Speaker 1: It Actually they're grade school students in Mexico. So these
Speaker 1: aren't even like I thought they were kind of older
Speaker 1: college age kids. But no, they're grade school students in
Speaker 1: Mexico and they were taking part in this thing. This
Speaker 1: happened on in Monday and then in the north central
Speaker 1: part of of Mexico, and it's old enough to drink
Speaker 1: tokate there, So I guess. So, man, who's the jackass
Speaker 1: that comes up with this? Like this is a good idea.
Speaker 1: It's uh, we'll get some cloud online. What could go wrong?
Speaker 1: So they say if you take tranquilizers kind of obvious here,
Speaker 1: but you you're not supposed to take them without medical supervision.
Speaker 1: They obviously call your drowsiness, but nausea, difficult with memory
Speaker 1: and breathing issues allegedly, so there is that. It's like pregnancy.
Speaker 1: There you go, pop goes the culture. The Kremlin is
Speaker 1: trying to change the name. There's a town in Russia
Speaker 1: called full Go Grad. I believe as how you pronounce
Speaker 1: it Volgograd. Who And they want to change the name
Speaker 1: back to the much more famous name Danny. You probably
Speaker 1: heard of Stalingrad. They want to bring that back from
Speaker 1: back in the old days when the badass Soviet Union
Speaker 1: the they were the rule and the roost, trying to
Speaker 1: scare motherfucker's I guess what's uh isn't Bombay? India doesn't
Speaker 1: exist anymore either? Is that correct? Didn't they get rid
Speaker 1: of the name Bombay? Yeah, they got rid of I
Speaker 1: know this is that's not obviously in Russia, but for
Speaker 1: some reason I thought of that when I saw this,
Speaker 1: this headline Stalingrad, they may they bring it back. Pop
Speaker 1: goes the culture. This one, This one's been bouncing around
Speaker 1: for a while. I guess it's actually gonna happen. Netflix
Speaker 1: is really going forward. This seems like a really bad
Speaker 1: business decision, but they're going to stop password sharing and
Speaker 1: they've they've got a very aggressive plan here to end
Speaker 1: the rampant password sharing. And this has been speculated about
Speaker 1: for a long time, but they've come up with the plan.
Speaker 1: They've got new rules. Whatever device a user is using
Speaker 1: Netflix on must log in on their home WiFi network
Speaker 1: once every thirty one days or else, or else their
Speaker 1: account will be blocked. That's such a huge pain in
Speaker 1: the ass. Yeah, it's it's it's bullcrap too. And here's why, right,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's rather when Netflix start, Dude, what was
Speaker 1: the advantage of Netflix, Danny, it was, Hey, we're fighting
Speaker 1: the man at cable and this is a way to
Speaker 1: save money and you get all these programs and it
Speaker 1: was like new and it was different. And now they're
Speaker 1: just becoming as despotic as the old cable companies that
Speaker 1: so many people. Some people still have, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people have moved on from that. It's not right, man,
Speaker 1: Greed is a disease. Yeah, it's a monster's like Frankenstein's lab.
Speaker 1: Netflix started out as this small little company that the
Speaker 1: famous story the Blockbuster video could have bought, and then
Speaker 1: they didn't do it. And then Netflix kept growing and
Speaker 1: growing and growing and growing and growing, and now they're
Speaker 1: now they're the assholes there the skunk at the garden party,
Speaker 1: That would be Netflix. Uh, get time for a for
Speaker 1: a few more the cloud chaser. Did you see the
Speaker 1: story out of China? A woman trying to get lie online?
Speaker 1: She ate a great white shark. She bought it online.
Speaker 1: She ate the thing, and they don't. They don't like that.
Speaker 1: In China, you're not You're not supposed to eat the
Speaker 1: great white shark in China. It's a food blogger and
Speaker 1: the Chinese government has charged her with illegally buying, cooking,
Speaker 1: and eating a great white shark, all of it documented
Speaker 1: on TikTok. Last week, we asked the question, what did
Speaker 1: whale tastes like? Remember? Oh, yeah, we have whale. Uh.
Speaker 1: We we talked about kangaroos last week. You remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: great white I don't I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it tastes like, obviously. Uh. The
Speaker 1: food blogger initially spent one thousand, one one US dollars
Speaker 1: seven thousand, seven hundred Chinese dollars to the end. Got
Speaker 1: the info for you, depending on who's doing the dining.
Speaker 1: Shark meat tastes like chicken or road kill, hey, meat
Speaker 1: and mild, but has to be soaked well before it's
Speaker 1: eaten because sharks urinate through their skin. Huh is that
Speaker 1: a urinate through their skin? Huh? Yummy? Doc Miike could
Speaker 1: be all over that. That's that's porn for Doc Mike.
Speaker 1: So the Chinese government slapped this woman with a fine
Speaker 1: of eight peen thousand, five two US dollars, but in
Speaker 1: Chinese money, that's one hundred and twenty five thousand for
Speaker 1: illegally by eating a wild and there you go. So
Speaker 1: but that's actually I think that's pretty good because I
Speaker 1: thought they'd just throw you in jail in China and
Speaker 1: throw away the key. At least they're giving the woman
Speaker 1: an opportunity if she's got that kind of money two
Speaker 1: to uh, to not have to go to jail and
Speaker 1: just pay pay some money. Right, last one here on
Speaker 1: the pop goes the culture and we'll we'll press on.
Speaker 1: And a zoo director, I guess wanted to have a
Speaker 1: really nice Christmas party, Danny, because the story on this
Speaker 1: is decided that they wanted to serve goat. So the
Speaker 1: zoo director has been accused of killing four pygmy goats
Speaker 1: and serving them at the Christmas party. Splaughtered the animals
Speaker 1: and cooked them on the zoo premises, by the way,
Speaker 1: and and put those who ate them at risk. According
Speaker 1: to the the official there, they were not fit for
Speaker 1: human consumption. But I guess nothing happened. Where did this happen?
Speaker 1: Then you want to take a guess where this happened.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Dallas, Texas. Dallas. Well not not in
Speaker 1: the United States. This is not a US story. The
Speaker 1: reason and I say Dallas is there zoo there has
Speaker 1: been having lots of isshoes. Oh yeah, well did they
Speaker 1: keep the lights on? Unlike the airport at l A
Speaker 1: in l A, where they turn the lights the power goes. Uh.
Speaker 1: This happened in Mexico. In Mexico. This happened there in Mexico.
Speaker 1: There's a investigation a southern southern part of Mexico at
Speaker 1: a zoo there. They noticed they kind of realized, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, there's some animals missing, and they thought they
Speaker 1: had been sold off. Well, it turns out they weren't
Speaker 1: sold off. That they had a big end of the
Speaker 1: year party and they cooked They cooked the goats up.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, let's go h I gotta think if
Speaker 1: you live in Mexico, though, if you you're from Mexico,
Speaker 1: you've got a better stomach than we have because the
Speaker 1: water there. We can't even drink the water when we
Speaker 1: go to Mexico. Right, Yeah, goats are nasty, though, have
Speaker 1: you ever tasted goat's milk I have not. When I
Speaker 1: was a kid, my mom made that goat meat like
Speaker 1: one time and it was disgusting and it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, lamb, baby goat. I'm like, I'm out, I'm
Speaker 1: out on that. But no, what is lamb? What is
Speaker 1: Lamb's milk? Tastes like it's sour, nasty, really bad taste.
Speaker 1: There was somebody that my mom was friends with when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and she had goats on their
Speaker 1: little farm, and she convinced my mom to take some
Speaker 1: bottles of the goat milk. And so my mom was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is great. I could go back there and keep
Speaker 1: getting this milk from from this lady from my church group.
Speaker 1: And she found out quickly that all of us would
Speaker 1: be at the toilet barfing trying to serve goat's milk.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as free milk does not at
Speaker 1: least good tasting. All right, we'll get out. We have backscratcher.
Speaker 1: Let's do backscratcher now. We we love when people write
Speaker 1: nice reviews for us on the Apple Podcast page, the
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour Apple Podcast page. So this week, Danny, did
Speaker 1: we get one, two or none? I'm gonna say we
Speaker 1: got to do you think we got two? All right?
Speaker 1: Did we get to let's see reveal answers, reveal answers
Speaker 1: to you got it right, Danny too? Congratulations. You want
Speaker 1: a lifetimes playing nothing and you get what Roberto got
Speaker 1: out of the FSR vending machine Nothing? Did you hear
Speaker 1: about that? Roberto wanted a tasty treat, so he put
Speaker 1: his money in. He punched the number, He punched the
Speaker 1: wrong number. It was a slot with nothing, and nothing
Speaker 1: came out of the middle. Uh. In an envelope for
Speaker 1: Roberto exactly, Uh, Robbie the Mariger Fan writes in a
Speaker 1: show legend, Robbie says audio art, truly audio art. A
Speaker 1: giant speaker playing this amazing podcast on seven loop should
Speaker 1: replace the Mona Lisa at the Louver Museum. He says,
Speaker 1: ps f blind Scott, Well that's not nice. He's a
Speaker 1: terrible person in a fraud. That's from Robbie the Mariner Fan,
Speaker 1: taking a pot shot at blind Scott, who does listen
Speaker 1: to this podcast? At the end, all right, and one more,
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Speaker 1: if your earbuds need auditory stimulation. The fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Danny g is the podcast for you.
Speaker 1: This podcast needs to come with a warning though. That's right.
Speaker 1: The fifth hour is addictive. Like Jed who fled on meth.
Speaker 1: You will be hooked with your first ear sampling of
Speaker 1: this podcast. But pace yourself for all three days of
Speaker 1: this foray into an auditory smorges Borg of information, backstories,
Speaker 1: non sport o questions, and pop culture quizzes. Uh, says
Speaker 1: Ben Mallory's the Michael Angelo of the podcast world, painting
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Speaker 1: sit back, relax, and let your earbuds be verbally caressed
Speaker 1: all weekend. Uh. And then he points out, Sparty, I
Speaker 1: think I missed a spot. Yeah, that was a tongue
Speaker 1: bath right there. Danny. That was man, tastes like a
Speaker 1: touchdown in your mouth. How dare you? He called you
Speaker 1: the wrong artist, though you're more like Van Go leaving
Speaker 1: air bud tips in your ear. Oh yeah, well that
Speaker 1: was that was the genius of the lastie. Well, thank you, Sparta.
Speaker 1: It's very kind of you. I appreciate that. And what
Speaker 1: you did right there is illegal in seventh Southern states
Speaker 1: below the Bible Belt. Uh. That's illegal and also in Utah.
Speaker 1: So uh, thank you. I appreciate that. All right, Dad,
Speaker 1: that's good anything you got to promote here. It's a Saturday,
Speaker 1: no football, well the Pro Bowl? But who's are you watching?
Speaker 1: The trouble? I'm not? Well, yeah, because at three pm
Speaker 1: later today, can I have an airplane flying contest? And
Speaker 1: I heard that Tyler Huntley can make a sick gas
Speaker 1: paper airplane. That's why he was voted in. Just a
Speaker 1: tip in case you want to gamble on this with DraftKings,
Speaker 1: you know how many how many passes Tyler Huntley completed
Speaker 1: this year in the NFL many seventy five the entire season.
Speaker 1: It's the first time in forty eight years that a
Speaker 1: quarterback with less than a hundred completions has made the
Speaker 1: Pro Bowl. Mid nineteen seventies, and that was because the
Speaker 1: the NFC had thirteen teams. The NFL teams had thirteen teams,
Speaker 1: and they ran out of quarterbacks. There were too many
Speaker 1: guys hurt, so they went to a guy that had
Speaker 1: completed less than a hundred passes. This was intentional, though
Speaker 1: there were other people that could have. Now how concerned
Speaker 1: as a raider guy, Danny are you today, because Derek
Speaker 1: Carr get hurt. If he gets hurt, that like a
Speaker 1: thirty forty million dollar injury. If he gets hurt a
Speaker 1: jump rope contest, how's he gonna get hurt? I think
Speaker 1: what they should do, Ben, if they want to make
Speaker 1: this compelling TV, just have the silliest competitions that are
Speaker 1: known to man, like have him play Marble's doing like
Speaker 1: a water balloon toss, which is kind of silly. Right, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out, have a wonderful rest of
Speaker 1: your day. Thank you for supporting the podcast. And we'll
Speaker 1: have a mail bag for you. It's Carolina Reaper Hot
Speaker 1: that mail bag and we'll get that to you on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Have a great day. And by the way, Derek Carr
Speaker 1: will find a way to get sacked Austa Plasta got
Speaker 1: a murder. Gotta go,