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Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: into another podcast, a sparkling new podcast, The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: right now, man and Danny. I want to start by

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Speaker 1: saying thanks to Angelo who was on yesterday's podcast, Angelo Cataldi,

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Speaker 1: who I love talking to these radio guys. I might

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Speaker 1: think now you know, I guess we're getting older, Danny.

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Speaker 1: I'm not up on all the internet challenges, but here's

426
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Speaker 1: one that has caused some problems. Did you see the

427
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: story this week in Mexico where fifteen kids in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you say kids are older, but

429
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Speaker 1: they were treated after they took part in an internet

430
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: tranquilizer challenge. Oh stupid, dumb du dum dum dum. So

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00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: the way this works I understand is the challenge was

432
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: to see who can stay awake the longest after taking

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Speaker 1: the the tranquilizer. That sounds like a good idea. Yeah,

434
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: but let's get the tide pods up there as well.

435
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: And some of the other bullshit that we're real challenge.

436
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: They should have put your live show on in the background. Yeah,

437
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: dare you? Uh? No, I thought these kids were older.

438
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: It Actually they're grade school students in Mexico. So these

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Speaker 1: aren't even like I thought they were kind of older

440
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Speaker 1: college age kids. But no, they're grade school students in

441
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Speaker 1: Mexico and they were taking part in this thing. This

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00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: happened on in Monday and then in the north central

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Speaker 1: part of of Mexico, and it's old enough to drink

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Speaker 1: tokate there, So I guess. So, man, who's the jackass

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Speaker 1: that comes up with this? Like this is a good idea.

446
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: It's uh, we'll get some cloud online. What could go wrong?

447
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: So they say if you take tranquilizers kind of obvious here,

448
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: but you you're not supposed to take them without medical supervision.

449
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: They obviously call your drowsiness, but nausea, difficult with memory

450
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: and breathing issues allegedly, so there is that. It's like pregnancy.

451
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: There you go, pop goes the culture. The Kremlin is

452
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: trying to change the name. There's a town in Russia

453
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Speaker 1: called full Go Grad. I believe as how you pronounce

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Speaker 1: it Volgograd. Who And they want to change the name

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Speaker 1: back to the much more famous name Danny. You probably

456
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: heard of Stalingrad. They want to bring that back from

457
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: back in the old days when the badass Soviet Union

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Speaker 1: the they were the rule and the roost, trying to

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Speaker 1: scare motherfucker's I guess what's uh isn't Bombay? India doesn't

460
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: exist anymore either? Is that correct? Didn't they get rid

461
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: of the name Bombay? Yeah, they got rid of I

462
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: know this is that's not obviously in Russia, but for

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Speaker 1: some reason I thought of that when I saw this,

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Speaker 1: this headline Stalingrad, they may they bring it back. Pop

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00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: goes the culture. This one, This one's been bouncing around

466
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: for a while. I guess it's actually gonna happen. Netflix

467
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: is really going forward. This seems like a really bad

468
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Speaker 1: business decision, but they're going to stop password sharing and

469
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: they've they've got a very aggressive plan here to end

470
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Speaker 1: the rampant password sharing. And this has been speculated about

471
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: for a long time, but they've come up with the plan.

472
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: They've got new rules. Whatever device a user is using

473
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Speaker 1: Netflix on must log in on their home WiFi network

474
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Speaker 1: once every thirty one days or else, or else their

475
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: account will be blocked. That's such a huge pain in

476
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Speaker 1: the ass. Yeah, it's it's it's bullcrap too. And here's why, right,

477
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Speaker 1: it's it's it's rather when Netflix start, Dude, what was

478
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: the advantage of Netflix, Danny, it was, Hey, we're fighting

479
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: the man at cable and this is a way to

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Speaker 1: save money and you get all these programs and it

481
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: was like new and it was different. And now they're

482
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Speaker 1: just becoming as despotic as the old cable companies that

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00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: so many people. Some people still have, but a lot

484
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: of people have moved on from that. It's not right, man,

485
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Speaker 1: Greed is a disease. Yeah, it's a monster's like Frankenstein's lab.

486
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Speaker 1: Netflix started out as this small little company that the

487
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: famous story the Blockbuster video could have bought, and then

488
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: they didn't do it. And then Netflix kept growing and

489
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: growing and growing and growing and growing, and now they're

490
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Speaker 1: now they're the assholes there the skunk at the garden party,

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Speaker 1: That would be Netflix. Uh, get time for a for

492
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: a few more the cloud chaser. Did you see the

493
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Speaker 1: story out of China? A woman trying to get lie online?

494
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: She ate a great white shark. She bought it online.

495
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 1: She ate the thing, and they don't. They don't like that.

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Speaker 1: In China, you're not You're not supposed to eat the

497
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Speaker 1: great white shark in China. It's a food blogger and

498
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: the Chinese government has charged her with illegally buying, cooking,

499
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Speaker 1: and eating a great white shark, all of it documented

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Speaker 1: on TikTok. Last week, we asked the question, what did

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00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: whale tastes like? Remember? Oh, yeah, we have whale. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We we talked about kangaroos last week. You remember, yeah,

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Speaker 1: great white I don't I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it tastes like, obviously. Uh. The

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Speaker 1: food blogger initially spent one thousand, one one US dollars

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Speaker 1: seven thousand, seven hundred Chinese dollars to the end. Got

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Speaker 1: the info for you, depending on who's doing the dining.

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Speaker 1: Shark meat tastes like chicken or road kill, hey, meat

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Speaker 1: and mild, but has to be soaked well before it's

510
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Speaker 1: eaten because sharks urinate through their skin. Huh is that

511
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: a urinate through their skin? Huh? Yummy? Doc Miike could

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Speaker 1: be all over that. That's that's porn for Doc Mike.

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Speaker 1: So the Chinese government slapped this woman with a fine

514
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Speaker 1: of eight peen thousand, five two US dollars, but in

515
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Speaker 1: Chinese money, that's one hundred and twenty five thousand for

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Speaker 1: illegally by eating a wild and there you go. So

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00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: but that's actually I think that's pretty good because I

518
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: thought they'd just throw you in jail in China and

519
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: throw away the key. At least they're giving the woman

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00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: an opportunity if she's got that kind of money two

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Speaker 1: to uh, to not have to go to jail and

522
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: just pay pay some money. Right, last one here on

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00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: the pop goes the culture and we'll we'll press on.

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Speaker 1: And a zoo director, I guess wanted to have a

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00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: really nice Christmas party, Danny, because the story on this

526
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: is decided that they wanted to serve goat. So the

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00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: zoo director has been accused of killing four pygmy goats

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Speaker 1: and serving them at the Christmas party. Splaughtered the animals

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Speaker 1: and cooked them on the zoo premises, by the way,

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Speaker 1: and and put those who ate them at risk. According

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Speaker 1: to the the official there, they were not fit for

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Speaker 1: human consumption. But I guess nothing happened. Where did this happen?

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Speaker 1: Then you want to take a guess where this happened.

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00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Dallas, Texas. Dallas. Well not not in

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Speaker 1: the United States. This is not a US story. The

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Speaker 1: reason and I say Dallas is there zoo there has

537
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: been having lots of isshoes. Oh yeah, well did they

538
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Speaker 1: keep the lights on? Unlike the airport at l A

539
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: in l A, where they turn the lights the power goes. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This happened in Mexico. In Mexico. This happened there in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: There's a investigation a southern southern part of Mexico at

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Speaker 1: a zoo there. They noticed they kind of realized, wait

543
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: a minute, there's some animals missing, and they thought they

544
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Speaker 1: had been sold off. Well, it turns out they weren't

545
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: sold off. That they had a big end of the

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Speaker 1: year party and they cooked They cooked the goats up.

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00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, let's go h I gotta think if

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Speaker 1: you live in Mexico, though, if you you're from Mexico,

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00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: you've got a better stomach than we have because the

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00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: water there. We can't even drink the water when we

551
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: go to Mexico. Right, Yeah, goats are nasty, though, have

552
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: you ever tasted goat's milk I have not. When I

553
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: was a kid, my mom made that goat meat like

554
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: one time and it was disgusting and it was like,

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00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: you know, lamb, baby goat. I'm like, I'm out, I'm

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00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: out on that. But no, what is lamb? What is

557
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: Lamb's milk? Tastes like it's sour, nasty, really bad taste.

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00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: There was somebody that my mom was friends with when

559
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and she had goats on their

560
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: little farm, and she convinced my mom to take some

561
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: bottles of the goat milk. And so my mom was like, oh,

562
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: this is great. I could go back there and keep

563
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: getting this milk from from this lady from my church group.

564
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: And she found out quickly that all of us would

565
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: be at the toilet barfing trying to serve goat's milk.

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as free milk does not at

567
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Speaker 1: least good tasting. All right, we'll get out. We have backscratcher.

568
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: Let's do backscratcher now. We we love when people write

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Speaker 1: nice reviews for us on the Apple Podcast page, the

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00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour Apple Podcast page. So this week, Danny, did

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Speaker 1: we get one, two or none? I'm gonna say we

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00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: got to do you think we got two? All right?

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Speaker 1: Did we get to let's see reveal answers, reveal answers

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Speaker 1: to you got it right, Danny too? Congratulations. You want

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Speaker 1: a lifetimes playing nothing and you get what Roberto got

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Speaker 1: out of the FSR vending machine Nothing? Did you hear

577
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 1: about that? Roberto wanted a tasty treat, so he put

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Speaker 1: his money in. He punched the number, He punched the

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Speaker 1: wrong number. It was a slot with nothing, and nothing

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Speaker 1: came out of the middle. Uh. In an envelope for

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Speaker 1: Roberto exactly, Uh, Robbie the Mariger Fan writes in a

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Speaker 1: show legend, Robbie says audio art, truly audio art. A

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Speaker 1: giant speaker playing this amazing podcast on seven loop should

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Speaker 1: replace the Mona Lisa at the Louver Museum. He says,

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Speaker 1: ps f blind Scott, Well that's not nice. He's a

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00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: terrible person in a fraud. That's from Robbie the Mariner Fan,

587
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: taking a pot shot at blind Scott, who does listen

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Speaker 1: to this podcast? At the end, all right, and one more,

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Speaker 1: this one headlined earbud Magic. It's from Sparty and says

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Speaker 1: if your earbuds need auditory stimulation. The fifth Hour with

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Danny g is the podcast for you.

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Speaker 1: This podcast needs to come with a warning though. That's right.

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Speaker 1: The fifth hour is addictive. Like Jed who fled on meth.

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Speaker 1: You will be hooked with your first ear sampling of

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Speaker 1: this podcast. But pace yourself for all three days of

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Speaker 1: this foray into an auditory smorges Borg of information, backstories,

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Speaker 1: non sport o questions, and pop culture quizzes. Uh, says

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Speaker 1: Ben Mallory's the Michael Angelo of the podcast world, painting

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Speaker 1: verbal masterpieces all weekend long on the fifth hour. So

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Speaker 1: sit back, relax, and let your earbuds be verbally caressed

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Speaker 1: all weekend. Uh. And then he points out, Sparty, I

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Speaker 1: think I missed a spot. Yeah, that was a tongue

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Speaker 1: bath right there. Danny. That was man, tastes like a

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Speaker 1: touchdown in your mouth. How dare you? He called you

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Speaker 1: the wrong artist, though you're more like Van Go leaving

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Speaker 1: air bud tips in your ear. Oh yeah, well that

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Speaker 1: was that was the genius of the lastie. Well, thank you, Sparta.

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Speaker 1: It's very kind of you. I appreciate that. And what

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Speaker 1: you did right there is illegal in seventh Southern states

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Speaker 1: below the Bible Belt. Uh. That's illegal and also in Utah.

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Speaker 1: So uh, thank you. I appreciate that. All right, Dad,

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Speaker 1: that's good anything you got to promote here. It's a Saturday,

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Speaker 1: no football, well the Pro Bowl? But who's are you watching?

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Speaker 1: The trouble? I'm not? Well, yeah, because at three pm

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Speaker 1: later today, can I have an airplane flying contest? And

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Speaker 1: I heard that Tyler Huntley can make a sick gas

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Speaker 1: paper airplane. That's why he was voted in. Just a

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Speaker 1: tip in case you want to gamble on this with DraftKings,

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Speaker 1: you know how many how many passes Tyler Huntley completed

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Speaker 1: this year in the NFL many seventy five the entire season.

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Speaker 1: It's the first time in forty eight years that a

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Speaker 1: quarterback with less than a hundred completions has made the

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Speaker 1: Pro Bowl. Mid nineteen seventies, and that was because the

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Speaker 1: the NFC had thirteen teams. The NFL teams had thirteen teams,

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Speaker 1: and they ran out of quarterbacks. There were too many

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Speaker 1: guys hurt, so they went to a guy that had

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Speaker 1: completed less than a hundred passes. This was intentional, though

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Speaker 1: there were other people that could have. Now how concerned

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Speaker 1: as a raider guy, Danny are you today, because Derek

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Speaker 1: Carr get hurt. If he gets hurt, that like a

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Speaker 1: thirty forty million dollar injury. If he gets hurt a

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Speaker 1: jump rope contest, how's he gonna get hurt? I think

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Speaker 1: what they should do, Ben, if they want to make

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Speaker 1: Have a great day. And by the way, Derek Carr

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Speaker 1: will find a way to get sacked Austa Plasta got

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