WEBVTT - Electric Slide n' Socket (with KevOnStage) 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:05.440 Trench coat. Roth was crazy. He just looked like a 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:06.160 sex offender. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:10.559 Oh yeah, as we grew up and we learned made 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.560 As a child, we didn't have enough frame of reference. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.040 But as we grew we're like, you know, I wish 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:19.840 they stopped doing that. But yeah, And also, do you 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.119 think if you saw a human oid turtle in a 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.520 trench coat? You'd be like, man, that guy was weird. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.640 Oh well, and you're just going about your day like 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:29.920 it's not gonna happen. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.800 Maybe put some fucking shoes on, you know what I'm saying. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.159 That'd be great. There's like a lot of other. 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.760 Moves you could sorry, you could do pants. Pants would 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:38.080 be nice. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:39.000 Pants were great. 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.279 You have webbed feet. You got to like, come on. 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.560 Because even if he didn't have pants on, then it's like, Okay, 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.559 this dude's in a trench coat and nepads. That's already 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:48.120 a problem. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:49.839 You got a big problem on it. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:53.680 That's already I'm thinking the green legs that's here, bring 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:55.760 I see all that. Come on? 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.440 The Fedora doesn't class it up enough. No, no, not 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.160 to notice green legs and knee. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:08.600 Pads and he's stinking like pizza. Giant red flag Yah. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:17.240 Chips in your knees. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:30.000 A Kuala Bears are racist, the Moneys turkey stuff. YA 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:35.920 can't tell me. As long as you know, I can 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:40.360 have any man I want to. Baby, that's actual and factual. 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:44.760 Welcome back to another episode of My Mama Told. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.080 Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.720 pockets of black conspiracy theories. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:55.360 And we finally worked to prove that Shatasha Williams is 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.200 not just the long gone forgotten singer of the hook 0:01:58.240 --> 0:01:59.720 of thuggish Ruggish Bone. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.279 He is in fact a founding member of the group. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.920 They were the Bone Thugs and she was the Harmony. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:11.200 Whoa that we didn't we I got you, Shatasha, Baby, 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:12.200 get your head up. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:16.160 My name is David Border. I'm lazy Germy. Now I 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.520 guess this already. He's already feeling it. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:23.320 I got people don't talk enough about Aunt Tasha. She said, Antasha, 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.560 come on, and we said that about her, and then 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.480 we they said, in the name Bone Thugs and Harmony. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:33.200 We know they weren't singing, come on, justice for Tasha. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.600 Thank you? BORI Can I call you Bory? Yeah, we 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.680 just thought that's what I prefer it. BORI, Man, you 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.040 and you're protecting black women by not forgetting what their 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.760 accomplishments for what they did. Man, that's what I'm talking about. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.600 Come on, sang all of their names at the end 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:47.320 of that song. 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:51.360 Listen in the house, the knee bone is connected to 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:55.040 the girl bone, and we forgot we forgot that part 0:02:55.080 --> 0:03:03.600 of the song. Oh man, that's intense. That's damn. Do 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.320 you think you think they're ever sitting back and being like, damn, 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:09.200 we really we owe her something, We really fucked her over. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:13.200 I feel like they must know because I have done 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:16.160 a deep bone dive, as we all have adults here. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:18.840 Sure, if this was Cameron's podcast, we would have had 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.480 to pause you pretty hard there. But but this ain't 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.119 that podcast. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.799 Pauses there we go, poll gas, no breaks, some good. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:29.040 That's what I'm talking about. 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.960 I just like I just talk and sometimes it's it's 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.800 sometimes I talk about mouth meat stuff and it means 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:37.000 whatever you need it to mean. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.960 You gotta put that on your website. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:41.960 Sometimes I talk. 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:45.800 About mouth meat stuff that feels like a little bit 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.240 of a signature detail about you. I wouldn't say it's 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.240 I don't need to celebrate, It's just you know how 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:58.320 we are excited. You've already heard his voice, our guest today. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.280 We've we've been trying to get him on for a 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:03.320 long time and it's finally happening. And he's so funny 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.080 and we're so grateful that he's here. He's a comedian, 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:13.440 a producer, a content creator, a person of extraordinary breath 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:18.120 and talent. He's wonderful, he's funny. You're gonna love him. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:22.800 Please give it up for our guests. Mister keV on stage, everybody, Man, 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:28.360 there we go, n I got a few in there, 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:29.400 I got a few in the. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.080 Thanks you guys for having me on the show man. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.240 I'm excited to be here, man, This is this is 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.880 the way to kick off the year. You know, Hollywood. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.080 We really just started working today for real, Yo, This 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.200 is like that feels like the first day back at school. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:44.839 And I'm glad to be doing this with y'all. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.719 Yeah, no, we're happy you're here. I was at my 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.960 manager's office this morning and they said something similar to that, 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.360 and I got real mad. I was like, y'all, niggas, 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:58.880 what I didn't work for nine months? Bitch, what you 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.520 mean you just getting started today? 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.239 Take the first off. There's work to be done. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:09.120 Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Get your 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.960 bad ass back in the office and make some calls 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.200 that aren't going to turn into anything, but call them anyway. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:28.120 I'm trying to read for the in the House reboot. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:22.200 And. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:24.479 Just lie to me. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.600 At least tell me I made some calls. They pad 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:27.440 tell me something. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:28.080 That's all. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.719 That's all I'm asking for is give me. Make me 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.839 believe you. Try do that thing where a car is 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.359 coming and we trot across the street and we're not 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:41.120 going any faster than when we be walking, But but trot. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.280 Show me the trot. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.560 Good job, man, that's a big that's a big way 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.359 that I show people how I care about them. Yeah, 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:54.320 the little trot I just picked the shoulders up. The 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.760 feet does not change. The feet doesn't change at all. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:05:59.760 Give your mind. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:01.960 That's all we're looking ass for. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:07.960 That's how you're getting asked for it. keV. You came 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.320 to us with the conspiracy theory that uh that I 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:14.400 don't think I had ever heard before. Bory, where do 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.880 you I've heard this before? You have heard this? That's okay, great, 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:21.320 So so I'm the only idiot here. But you said 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.840 my mama told me. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.599 Never played with silver toys when there's lightning outside or 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:36.599 you will be struck down exactly. So you know, growing 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.400 up as we probably did, we're in the same generation. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.600 You know, action figures were a big part of our life. 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:44.520 I'm saying. We didn't have we didn't have iPads and 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.599 stuff like that. We had cartoon we played outside, we 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.880 had acting figures. So at the time that I that 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.080 I learned of this conspiracy theory, I had a Shredder, 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.720 which was my prize villain. I was a big Turtles fan, 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.400 you know, I had. I had a couple of legit 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.040 turtles and I I ain't always get the actual toys. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.520 I got versions of them, you know, like you know, 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.240 like I remember one year asked my dad for the 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.600 Batman coop with with you know what I'm saying, And 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.200 it came with Batman and he just got me the coop. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.280 It was in the box and the Batman was gone, 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.600 and I was like, what happened to the Batman? He 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.280 was like a kid in Africa. We wouldn't have nothing. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.640 I was like, but he didn't just buy like a 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:27.000 coop Batman came in that box. Somebody had opened it 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.760 and taken the Batman out and then somehow my dad 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.720 just got came in the possession of the coop. But 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:33.640 I was I have nobody to put in the in 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.360 the coop, so I just had a random g I 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.400 Joe man in the coop. It just didn't hit the same. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.400 He was just hanging out in the back of it. Came 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.440 out and being like, y'all ain't about to throw this away, right, 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.840 That's good because I know a boy who might like 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:45.400 this quite a. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.320 Bit, this Salvation Army Christmas gifts, you know whatever it was. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.400 So he gave me like half of what I wanted. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.360 But at this time I had, you know, I had 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.400 mostly off brand men. We called him men. I had 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.960 mostly off brand men, just. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:03.120 Just legally you had to call them men. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.400 They're not a figure. And saw that toys or Rush 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.680 are KB toys. They saw that place that don't even 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.320 sell toys. You know what I'm saying, Oh yeah, swap 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:17.400 G I jojo g I exactly. They adjacent, right, So 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.600 but this time I had actually, if I think for 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.280 like a birthday, I had like four of the actual 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.400 turtles and an actual shredder. So these were like the 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.680 krim Dela crim of my toys. I play with them 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.560 every day. So I'm playing with them. You know what 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.760 I'm saying. It's a lightning storm and the power is out. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.559 So I'm really like, oh, this is you know what 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.880 I'm saying. I'm playing with these actual figures. Right. So 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:37.360 my mom comes in and I got Shredder in my 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:38.880 right hand. Never I don't know why this is such 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.960 a vivid memory, Maybe because I was so confused by 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.400 what she was saying. And she was like, she's like, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:46.760 what are you doing? Boy? But put that down. You 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.200 know you can't play with no silver toy. You're gonna 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.000 get struck down by lightning. And I looked at the 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:55.719 shredder and I'm like, this is plastic. First of all, 0:08:55.800 --> 0:09:00.280 this is not And I was not, like I've always 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.160 been kind of a smart person. I'm in my hand. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:07.800 I was young enough to know that this cannot cannot 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:12.000 conduct electricity at all? There is and his shredder stuff 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.240 was coming off right, you know what. I played with 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.360 the toy for real. It was like brown. You know 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:19.400 what I'm saying, It's like the color of the skin 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:19.880 under there. 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.199 You get you get Shredder in the bathtub one too 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:23.959 many times and that ain't Shredder no more. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.480 It was just they were putting a lot of you know, 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.440 high quality stuff into these men. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.840 That's just a Japanese man in football year that ain't. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:37.079 Yeah. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.080 Yeah, wow, I did not know that. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:40.600 Yeah. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:41.080 And the lore. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.760 I think there's a lot of lore in Ninja Turtles 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:47.000 about where Shredder and Splinter come from, some of which 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.200 suggests that they are connected directly, in some of which 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:54.360 they didn't know each other at all. Always Shredder was 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:59.080 like a big mob guy in Japan that then finds 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.520 its way into New York somehow or something. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.280 I thought he was Italian for some reason. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.000 I'm gonna get you Turtles. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:11.880 That. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:17.000 Look, do you guys have accents on your resume? Do 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.880 you have Italian accent proficient? Because if you don't have it, 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.079 you need to add it. Oh no, no, no in 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:29.000 the house. So yeah, So she was like, you know, 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:33.800 she wasn't fussy, she was just genuinely concerned, Like put 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:37.120 this and I'm like, I'm inside the house, the windows 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:38.959 are closed. I was literally I didn't say any of 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.880 this because she's a black mom, like you're saying, But 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.800 in my head, I'm like, how is lightning gonna come 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:49.719 through the world, avoid all the objects outside that are 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:55.720 actual silver catalytic converters, everything that's in the world. Go 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.480 through my closed window and see this plastic shredder in 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:02.360 my hand and strike me with lightning. Like I just 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.040 was like, there's no way this could be true. But 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.160 I put it down. I picked up like rock Steady Beatbob. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.040 She was like, all I know that. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:09.439 You know. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:12.160 Those are purple. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:16.760 You know was a decent lightning fearing man. Go ahead, 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.160 enjoy yourself in the dark. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:22.800 But I just like I remember, I never bought into it, 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.320 like I don't have foil, I don't have a fork. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.920 This is a plastic man with more plastic that is 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.920 just colored to look like silver, you know, saying I 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.760 can't die. And I never heard no other parents say that. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.000 That was the first. It's actually interesting that Bory had 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.400 heard that because I wasn't like at the other friend's 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.800 house and they were like, man, you know what I'm saying. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.920 Mom was on that, Like, I never heard that before 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.000 or from anybody else. But it's good to know that 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.040 that it's not that unusual. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:52.280 I've heard it just with metal in general, silver and specific. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.160 I had just heard it in metal. Don't be fucking. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:55.840 Around, oh got it? 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:57.400 Yeah, lightning outside. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.400 I think that's what I had heard as well, is 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.240 like you can like be running around with forks when 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.040 you when it's lightning outside. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.960 To be completely honest, I don't have any silver in 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.120 the house now, I'm thirty six years old, Like I don't. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.760 Have We got to get you some silver. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:16.880 Oh, you're not so much silver right now? You got 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.800 so much silver? You got somebody. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.760 You gotta have silver in your house. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:24.760 You I don't believe you. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:32.080 No, I don't have an ounce of silver exactly. Trust Yeah, 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.760 you're going crazy, you're doing good. 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:36.400 Yeah. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:41.200 I had always heard metal, like avoid obviously metal objects 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:45.920 holding metal during lightning sums. I had never heard silver specifically, 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:49.960 and I certainly had never then spread that out to 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:54.920 even silver appearing objects. Do you think that silver there 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.920 was a specific reasoning for silver for your mom? 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.000 You know, it's funny, that'll make sense. I feel like 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.960 maybe through the grape vine somebody said metal, and she 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.680 just was like, silver's metal. I'm just gonna take the 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:12.199 metal part out on the silver because I never questioned 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.360 that part until today. Metal. I would have believed her 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.080 even and the thing I think it was messed with 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.640 me is the toy was plastic. So I was just like, 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.920 this doesn't make any sense. But you know, how do 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:27.400 black parents learn anything? Right? Like, I'm the Internet's really 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:30.040 interesting because I'm realizing, like there's this meme that goes 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:31.640 vie everyone to the while. It's like if you had 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.199 this cover you was black, and it's like a blanket 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.240 I recognize, And I'm like, how did so many black? 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:41.000 Where was this manufactured? Like so, I feel like that 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:45.480 information came through like that, like the way those cookies 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.760 became tens for like so and like who makes Who's 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.679 the first person that does that? Why do we black 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.640 people so many of us have that shared experience that 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.520 you know, there's no cookies in the cookie team, but 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:59.400 there's like SOE in equipment or whatever. But I think 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:00.960 it was one of those things, Like I don't know 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.839 how this information got around, but. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:09.120 It does speak to the fact that, like to some extent, 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.680 the black community that we refer to did exist in 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.160 a much more active way when we were kids and 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.960 obviously when our parents were kids and all of that shit, 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.760 in part because they were all learning from the same 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:26.600 six like templates of people where it's like everybody just 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.680 learned the same six things, so we are in fact 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.080 a community, and now the Internet sort of disrupts the 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.120 ability for that to even be true anything, you. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:37.960 Know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. I feel like 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.000 a lot of my life I've got, I've taken so 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.440 much word is back from just like a dude sitting 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:44.440 on the hood of a car. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:50.000 Yeah he has a car. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.160 I guess the confidence is key man man. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:57.000 Yeah. I remember my mom once told me that, uh, 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.520 that Aretha Franklin's son had run off with what his name, 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.320 that he was the army dude in fucking different world 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:07.040 And I can't remember his fucking name now, but he's 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:08.520 a very fantastic actor. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:16.320 Louis Janes. Yeah, yes, mister Lewis. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:21.200 God, damn, I'm gonna be dude. Yeah, he was in 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:25.880 Fargo season five. Glenn Turman, Yes, yeah, Glenn Turman. My 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.880 mom told me for years that Glenn Turman had had 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.880 like a secret affair with Aretha franklin son. They had 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.200 run off together, and and that was why her and 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.600 Glenn Turman didn't make it and all this ship and 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.960 I've never even looked up to verify if there's any 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.600 truth to that. And I've never heard anyone else make 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.920 that claim. It was just my mom saying it. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.640 Did you come home? We believed everybody was related. We 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:54.320 were one of those like Ali was for sure, Mohammed 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:58.960 Ali's daughter. What I quoted that too recently? 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.640 Yeah, And they look it up and you're like, oh, no, 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:04.240 I don't think so. 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.600 I think it's because I was like, well, there's not 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.240 that many famous black people. They must be related. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.720 Half down the line, I got to connect someone at 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:13.320 some point. 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:18.560 There's a lot of Smith's, a lot of Jackson. Is 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:19.920 that crazy? 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:21.280 Oh my god? 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:25.680 So so your mom says this to you, You agree 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:28.960 to disagree, but you put down the shredder. Have you 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.600 carried any of this onward in your life? Have you 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:38.400 since been like weirdly superstitious or nervous around silver objects 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:42.480 in a lightning storm despite what you know logically to 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:43.720 be untrue inside of this. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:50.280 No, absolutely not. I think, as hard as it is 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:54.280 to admit, I didn't believe my mom. I just could 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.720 not defy her. And I think those are two separate things. Oh, 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:59.280 in my mind, I was just like, this is just 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.280 not true. But you know, small black children didn't really 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.000 have a voice. Growing up the way we we did, 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:09.320 we really couldn't question our parents. But I remember being like, 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.440 this is just not true. And if she weren't here, 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:12.919 I would be playing with this, and if I got 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.000 struck by lightning, I would have been really surprised like that. 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:16.720 It was. It's crazy. 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.160 Let me tell you, as far as my family, large 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:21.720 black men don't have much of a voice. I'm still 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:27.359 not pushing the line on things. She says, Really, she's listening, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.560 she had a heart, she's from a different country. I just, yeah, 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:34.160 I don't know. Maybe that's maybe they are sneaky. 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I 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.640 was a bright kid, but also not the brightest at all. 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:19.520 So upon learning about conducting electricity and metal and stuff 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:23.200 and how you shouldn't put forks in sockets, I went 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:26.600 home immediately one day and was like, Nah, ain't no way. 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:29.879 And I promised, y'all, as God is my witness, this 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:33.080 happened for real. Oh No, went home for school that day, 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:36.760 Take a fork, mediate sock, go to my room, close 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:38.879 the first socket, that. I love that. 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:41.560 First of all, I love that you needed privacy for. 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:46.120 He turned the lights down. 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:51.440 Light of candle. Yeah, put that little rolls on that 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:56.080 you were talking about earlier. And now is forking socket time? 0:19:58.240 --> 0:19:59.000 Com please me. 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:05.680 You'll never find a fork like. 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:12.760 So yeah, close the door, take this fork immediately, go 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:16.520 to the socket and no, no, no condom, no for play. 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:21.240 Jam it in on the socket right and I promise you. 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:26.359 I saw a bubble like I got shocked immediately, and 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:29.639 I saw what felt like a bubble the size of 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:32.879 like you remember those little like things you buy a 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:35.880 toy and you take them. So probably like half of 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:41.600 that bubble go up my forearm all the way up here. 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:49.560 Immediately I knew I was a superhero. 0:20:46.600 --> 0:20:50.400 I said that. 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:54.119 I was like, oh my god, this is my because 0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:56.000 you know, we watching X Men and Spider Man, they 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:59.520 all have that like event. And I spent the rest 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:02.520 of the day trying to like, you know, kind of 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:06.120 like a Toby Maguire Spider Man like. I was like, 0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:09.800 how do I get the electricity? I don't realize I 0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:11.560 nearly probably killed myself. 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:14.960 I am like, You're like, no, I know it's in me. 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:17.200 I just know how to activate. 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.720 Figure out how to activate this electric like I should 0:21:20.720 --> 0:21:24.159 be flying, the electron should be flowing through me. I 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:27.440