1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Trench coat. Roth was crazy. He just looked like a 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: sex offender. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, as we grew up and we learned made 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 2: As a child, we didn't have enough frame of reference. 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 2: But as we grew we're like, you know, I wish 6 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: they stopped doing that. But yeah, And also, do you 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,119 Speaker 2: think if you saw a human oid turtle in a 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: trench coat? You'd be like, man, that guy was weird. 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 2: Oh well, and you're just going about your day like 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 2: it's not gonna happen. 11 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Maybe put some fucking shoes on, you know what I'm saying. 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: That'd be great. There's like a lot of other. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 3: Moves you could sorry, you could do pants. Pants would 14 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 3: be nice. 15 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: Pants were great. 16 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,279 Speaker 2: You have webbed feet. You got to like, come on. 17 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: Because even if he didn't have pants on, then it's like, Okay, 18 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: this dude's in a trench coat and nepads. That's already 19 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: a problem. 20 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 3: You got a big problem on it. 21 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 2: That's already I'm thinking the green legs that's here, bring 22 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 2: I see all that. Come on? 23 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 3: The Fedora doesn't class it up enough. No, no, not 24 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 3: to notice green legs and knee. 25 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: Pads and he's stinking like pizza. Giant red flag Yah. 26 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 3: Chips in your knees. 27 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 2: A Kuala Bears are racist, the Moneys turkey stuff. YA 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 2: can't tell me. As long as you know, I can 29 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 2: have any man I want to. Baby, that's actual and factual. 30 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of My Mama Told. 31 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the 32 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 3: pockets of black conspiracy theories. 33 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Shatasha Williams is 34 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: not just the long gone forgotten singer of the hook 35 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: of thuggish Ruggish Bone. 36 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,279 Speaker 2: He is in fact a founding member of the group. 37 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: They were the Bone Thugs and she was the Harmony. 38 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: Whoa that we didn't we I got you, Shatasha, Baby, 39 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: get your head up. 40 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 3: My name is David Border. I'm lazy Germy. Now I 41 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 3: guess this already. He's already feeling it. 42 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 2: I got people don't talk enough about Aunt Tasha. She said, Antasha, 43 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 2: come on, and we said that about her, and then 44 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 2: we they said, in the name Bone Thugs and Harmony. 45 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 2: We know they weren't singing, come on, justice for Tasha. 46 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: Thank you? BORI Can I call you Bory? Yeah, we 47 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 2: just thought that's what I prefer it. BORI, Man, you 48 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 2: and you're protecting black women by not forgetting what their 49 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 2: accomplishments for what they did. Man, that's what I'm talking about. 50 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: Come on, sang all of their names at the end 51 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: of that song. 52 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 3: Listen in the house, the knee bone is connected to 53 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 3: the girl bone, and we forgot we forgot that part 54 00:02:55,080 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 3: of the song. Oh man, that's intense. That's damn. Do 55 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 3: you think you think they're ever sitting back and being like, damn, 56 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 3: we really we owe her something, We really fucked her over. 57 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: I feel like they must know because I have done 58 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: a deep bone dive, as we all have adults here. 59 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 3: Sure, if this was Cameron's podcast, we would have had 60 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 3: to pause you pretty hard there. But but this ain't 61 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,119 Speaker 3: that podcast. 62 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: Pauses there we go, poll gas, no breaks, some good. 63 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. 64 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: I just like I just talk and sometimes it's it's 65 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: sometimes I talk about mouth meat stuff and it means 66 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: whatever you need it to mean. 67 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 3: You gotta put that on your website. 68 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: Sometimes I talk. 69 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 3: About mouth meat stuff that feels like a little bit 70 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 3: of a signature detail about you. I wouldn't say it's 71 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 3: I don't need to celebrate, It's just you know how 72 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 3: we are excited. You've already heard his voice, our guest today. 73 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 3: We've we've been trying to get him on for a 74 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 3: long time and it's finally happening. And he's so funny 75 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 3: and we're so grateful that he's here. He's a comedian, 76 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 3: a producer, a content creator, a person of extraordinary breath 77 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 3: and talent. He's wonderful, he's funny. You're gonna love him. 78 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 3: Please give it up for our guests. Mister keV on stage, everybody, Man, 79 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 3: there we go, n I got a few in there, 80 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 3: I got a few in the. 81 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: Thanks you guys for having me on the show man. 82 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here, man, This is this is 83 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 2: the way to kick off the year. You know, Hollywood. 84 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 2: We really just started working today for real, Yo, This 85 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 2: is like that feels like the first day back at school. 86 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 2: And I'm glad to be doing this with y'all. 87 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we're happy you're here. I was at my 88 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 3: manager's office this morning and they said something similar to that, 89 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 3: and I got real mad. I was like, y'all, niggas, 90 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 3: what I didn't work for nine months? Bitch, what you 91 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 3: mean you just getting started today? 92 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,239 Speaker 1: Take the first off. There's work to be done. 93 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Get your 94 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 3: bad ass back in the office and make some calls 95 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 3: that aren't going to turn into anything, but call them anyway. 96 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: I'm trying to read for the in the House reboot. 97 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 4: And. 98 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:24,479 Speaker 1: Just lie to me. 99 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 2: At least tell me I made some calls. They pad 100 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 2: tell me something. 101 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: That's all. 102 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 3: That's all I'm asking for is give me. Make me 103 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 3: believe you. Try do that thing where a car is 104 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,359 Speaker 3: coming and we trot across the street and we're not 105 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 3: going any faster than when we be walking, But but trot. 106 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 3: Show me the trot. 107 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: Good job, man, that's a big that's a big way 108 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: that I show people how I care about them. Yeah, 109 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: the little trot I just picked the shoulders up. The 110 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: feet does not change. The feet doesn't change at all. 111 00:05:59,160 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: Give your mind. 112 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 2: That's all we're looking ass for. 113 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 3: That's how you're getting asked for it. keV. You came 114 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 3: to us with the conspiracy theory that uh that I 115 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 3: don't think I had ever heard before. Bory, where do 116 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 3: you I've heard this before? You have heard this? That's okay, great, 117 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 3: So so I'm the only idiot here. But you said 118 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 3: my mama told me. 119 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 2: Never played with silver toys when there's lightning outside or 120 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:36,599 Speaker 2: you will be struck down exactly. So you know, growing 121 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 2: up as we probably did, we're in the same generation. 122 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 2: You know, action figures were a big part of our life. 123 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 2: I'm saying. We didn't have we didn't have iPads and 124 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 2: stuff like that. We had cartoon we played outside, we 125 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 2: had acting figures. So at the time that I that 126 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 2: I learned of this conspiracy theory, I had a Shredder, 127 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,720 Speaker 2: which was my prize villain. I was a big Turtles fan, 128 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 2: you know, I had. I had a couple of legit 129 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 2: turtles and I I ain't always get the actual toys. 130 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 2: I got versions of them, you know, like you know, 131 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 2: like I remember one year asked my dad for the 132 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 2: Batman coop with with you know what I'm saying, And 133 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 2: it came with Batman and he just got me the coop. 134 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 2: It was in the box and the Batman was gone, 135 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 2: and I was like, what happened to the Batman? He 136 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 2: was like a kid in Africa. We wouldn't have nothing. 137 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 2: I was like, but he didn't just buy like a 138 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 2: coop Batman came in that box. Somebody had opened it 139 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 2: and taken the Batman out and then somehow my dad 140 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 2: just got came in the possession of the coop. But 141 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 2: I was I have nobody to put in the in 142 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 2: the coop, so I just had a random g I 143 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 2: Joe man in the coop. It just didn't hit the same. 144 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 3: He was just hanging out in the back of it. Came 145 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 3: out and being like, y'all ain't about to throw this away, right, 146 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 3: That's good because I know a boy who might like 147 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 3: this quite a. 148 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 2: Bit, this Salvation Army Christmas gifts, you know whatever it was. 149 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 2: So he gave me like half of what I wanted. 150 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 2: But at this time I had, you know, I had 151 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 2: mostly off brand men. We called him men. I had 152 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 2: mostly off brand men, just. 153 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: Just legally you had to call them men. 154 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 2: They're not a figure. And saw that toys or Rush 155 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 2: are KB toys. They saw that place that don't even 156 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 2: sell toys. You know what I'm saying, Oh yeah, swap 157 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 2: G I jojo g I exactly. They adjacent, right, So 158 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 2: but this time I had actually, if I think for 159 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 2: like a birthday, I had like four of the actual 160 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 2: turtles and an actual shredder. So these were like the 161 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 2: krim Dela crim of my toys. I play with them 162 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 2: every day. So I'm playing with them. You know what 163 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's a lightning storm and the power is out. 164 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,559 Speaker 2: So I'm really like, oh, this is you know what 165 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 2: I'm saying. I'm playing with these actual figures. Right. So 166 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 2: my mom comes in and I got Shredder in my 167 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 2: right hand. Never I don't know why this is such 168 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,960 Speaker 2: a vivid memory, Maybe because I was so confused by 169 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 2: what she was saying. And she was like, she's like, 170 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 2: what are you doing? Boy? But put that down. You 171 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 2: know you can't play with no silver toy. You're gonna 172 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 2: get struck down by lightning. And I looked at the 173 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,719 Speaker 2: shredder and I'm like, this is plastic. First of all, 174 00:08:55,800 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 2: this is not And I was not, like I've always 175 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 2: been kind of a smart person. I'm in my hand. 176 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 2: I was young enough to know that this cannot cannot 177 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 2: conduct electricity at all? There is and his shredder stuff 178 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 2: was coming off right, you know what. I played with 179 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 2: the toy for real. It was like brown. You know 180 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 2: what I'm saying, It's like the color of the skin 181 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 2: under there. 182 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,199 Speaker 3: You get you get Shredder in the bathtub one too 183 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,959 Speaker 3: many times and that ain't Shredder no more. 184 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 2: It was just they were putting a lot of you know, 185 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,440 Speaker 2: high quality stuff into these men. 186 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,840 Speaker 3: That's just a Japanese man in football year that ain't. 187 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,079 Speaker 2: Yeah. 188 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I did not know that. 189 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 4: Yeah. 190 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,080 Speaker 1: And the lore. 191 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of lore in Ninja Turtles 192 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 3: about where Shredder and Splinter come from, some of which 193 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 3: suggests that they are connected directly, in some of which 194 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 3: they didn't know each other at all. Always Shredder was 195 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 3: like a big mob guy in Japan that then finds 196 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 3: its way into New York somehow or something. 197 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: I thought he was Italian for some reason. 198 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you Turtles. 199 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 4: That. 200 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 2: Look, do you guys have accents on your resume? Do 201 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 2: you have Italian accent proficient? Because if you don't have it, 202 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,079 Speaker 2: you need to add it. Oh no, no, no in 203 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 2: the house. So yeah, So she was like, you know, 204 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,800 Speaker 2: she wasn't fussy, she was just genuinely concerned, Like put 205 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 2: this and I'm like, I'm inside the house, the windows 206 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,959 Speaker 2: are closed. I was literally I didn't say any of 207 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 2: this because she's a black mom, like you're saying, But 208 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 2: in my head, I'm like, how is lightning gonna come 209 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:49,719 Speaker 2: through the world, avoid all the objects outside that are 210 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:55,720 Speaker 2: actual silver catalytic converters, everything that's in the world. Go 211 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 2: through my closed window and see this plastic shredder in 212 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 2: my hand and strike me with lightning. Like I just 213 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 2: was like, there's no way this could be true. But 214 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 2: I put it down. I picked up like rock Steady Beatbob. 215 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 2: She was like, all I know that. 216 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:09,439 Speaker 4: You know. 217 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,160 Speaker 2: Those are purple. 218 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 3: You know was a decent lightning fearing man. Go ahead, 219 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 3: enjoy yourself in the dark. 220 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 2: But I just like I remember, I never bought into it, 221 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 2: like I don't have foil, I don't have a fork. 222 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 2: This is a plastic man with more plastic that is 223 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 2: just colored to look like silver, you know, saying I 224 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 2: can't die. And I never heard no other parents say that. 225 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 2: That was the first. It's actually interesting that Bory had 226 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,400 Speaker 2: heard that because I wasn't like at the other friend's 227 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 2: house and they were like, man, you know what I'm saying. 228 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 2: Mom was on that, Like, I never heard that before 229 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 2: or from anybody else. But it's good to know that 230 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 2: that it's not that unusual. 231 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: I've heard it just with metal in general, silver and specific. 232 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: I had just heard it in metal. Don't be fucking. 233 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 2: Around, oh got it? 234 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, lightning outside. 235 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 3: I think that's what I had heard as well, is 236 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 3: like you can like be running around with forks when 237 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 3: you when it's lightning outside. 238 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,960 Speaker 1: To be completely honest, I don't have any silver in 239 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 1: the house now, I'm thirty six years old, Like I don't. 240 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 3: Have We got to get you some silver. 241 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 2: Oh, you're not so much silver right now? You got 242 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 2: so much silver? You got somebody. 243 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 3: You gotta have silver in your house. 244 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 1: You I don't believe you. 245 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:32,080 Speaker 3: No, I don't have an ounce of silver exactly. Trust Yeah, 246 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,760 Speaker 3: you're going crazy, you're doing good. 247 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:36,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. 248 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:41,200 Speaker 3: I had always heard metal, like avoid obviously metal objects 249 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 3: holding metal during lightning sums. I had never heard silver specifically, 250 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,960 Speaker 3: and I certainly had never then spread that out to 251 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 3: even silver appearing objects. Do you think that silver there 252 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 3: was a specific reasoning for silver for your mom? 253 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, that'll make sense. I feel like 254 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,960 Speaker 2: maybe through the grape vine somebody said metal, and she 255 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 2: just was like, silver's metal. I'm just gonna take the 256 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:12,199 Speaker 2: metal part out on the silver because I never questioned 257 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 2: that part until today. Metal. I would have believed her 258 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 2: even and the thing I think it was messed with 259 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 2: me is the toy was plastic. So I was just like, 260 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 2: this doesn't make any sense. But you know, how do 261 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 2: black parents learn anything? Right? Like, I'm the Internet's really 262 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 2: interesting because I'm realizing, like there's this meme that goes 263 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 2: vie everyone to the while. It's like if you had 264 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,199 Speaker 2: this cover you was black, and it's like a blanket 265 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 2: I recognize, And I'm like, how did so many black? 266 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 2: Where was this manufactured? Like so, I feel like that 267 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 2: information came through like that, like the way those cookies 268 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 2: became tens for like so and like who makes Who's 269 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,679 Speaker 2: the first person that does that? Why do we black 270 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 2: people so many of us have that shared experience that 271 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 2: you know, there's no cookies in the cookie team, but 272 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 2: there's like SOE in equipment or whatever. But I think 273 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 2: it was one of those things, Like I don't know 274 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,839 Speaker 2: how this information got around, but. 275 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 3: It does speak to the fact that, like to some extent, 276 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 3: the black community that we refer to did exist in 277 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,160 Speaker 3: a much more active way when we were kids and 278 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,960 Speaker 3: obviously when our parents were kids and all of that shit, 279 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 3: in part because they were all learning from the same 280 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 3: six like templates of people where it's like everybody just 281 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 3: learned the same six things, so we are in fact 282 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 3: a community, and now the Internet sort of disrupts the 283 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 3: ability for that to even be true anything, you. 284 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: Know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. I feel like 285 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: a lot of my life I've got, I've taken so 286 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: much word is back from just like a dude sitting 287 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 1: on the hood of a car. 288 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 3: Yeah he has a car. 289 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,160 Speaker 2: I guess the confidence is key man man. 290 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember my mom once told me that, uh, 291 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 3: that Aretha Franklin's son had run off with what his name, 292 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 3: that he was the army dude in fucking different world 293 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 3: And I can't remember his fucking name now, but he's 294 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,520 Speaker 3: a very fantastic actor. 295 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 2: Louis Janes. Yeah, yes, mister Lewis. 296 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 3: God, damn, I'm gonna be dude. Yeah, he was in 297 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 3: Fargo season five. Glenn Turman, Yes, yeah, Glenn Turman. My 298 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 3: mom told me for years that Glenn Turman had had 299 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 3: like a secret affair with Aretha franklin son. They had 300 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 3: run off together, and and that was why her and 301 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 3: Glenn Turman didn't make it and all this ship and 302 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 3: I've never even looked up to verify if there's any 303 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 3: truth to that. And I've never heard anyone else make 304 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 3: that claim. It was just my mom saying it. 305 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 1: Did you come home? We believed everybody was related. We 306 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: were one of those like Ali was for sure, Mohammed 307 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,960 Speaker 1: Ali's daughter. What I quoted that too recently? 308 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, And they look it up and you're like, oh, no, 309 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 3: I don't think so. 310 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 1: I think it's because I was like, well, there's not 311 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: that many famous black people. They must be related. 312 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 2: Half down the line, I got to connect someone at 313 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 2: some point. 314 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: There's a lot of Smith's, a lot of Jackson. Is 315 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,920 Speaker 1: that crazy? 316 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,280 Speaker 2: Oh my god? 317 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 3: So so your mom says this to you, You agree 318 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 3: to disagree, but you put down the shredder. Have you 319 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 3: carried any of this onward in your life? Have you 320 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 3: since been like weirdly superstitious or nervous around silver objects 321 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 3: in a lightning storm despite what you know logically to 322 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 3: be untrue inside of this. 323 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. I think, as hard as it is 324 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 2: to admit, I didn't believe my mom. I just could 325 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,720 Speaker 2: not defy her. And I think those are two separate things. Oh, 326 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 2: in my mind, I was just like, this is just 327 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 2: not true. But you know, small black children didn't really 328 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 2: have a voice. Growing up the way we we did, 329 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 2: we really couldn't question our parents. But I remember being like, 330 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,440 Speaker 2: this is just not true. And if she weren't here, 331 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 2: I would be playing with this, and if I got 332 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 2: struck by lightning, I would have been really surprised like that. 333 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 2: It was. It's crazy. 334 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, as far as my family, large 335 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: black men don't have much of a voice. I'm still 336 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 1: not pushing the line on things. She says, Really, she's listening, 337 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,560 Speaker 1: she had a heart, she's from a different country. I just, yeah, 338 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe that's maybe they are sneaky. I don't. 339 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, my mom just trying to FaceTime me. 340 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:48,679 Speaker 2: That's you fucked up on it, bro on it. 341 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,719 Speaker 3: Baby girl figured out how to get a feed and 342 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 3: she's she's listening to her exactly what you said. 343 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's listening. I'll call you back on. 344 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. 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How afraid 363 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 1: of electricity were you as a child? 364 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 2: Though, Oh man, I have a funny story about this 365 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 2: that I haven't thought about in a long time. I 366 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,640 Speaker 2: was a bright kid, but also not the brightest at all. 367 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 2: So upon learning about conducting electricity and metal and stuff 368 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,200 Speaker 2: and how you shouldn't put forks in sockets, I went 369 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 2: home immediately one day and was like, Nah, ain't no way. 370 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 2: And I promised, y'all, as God is my witness, this 371 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 2: happened for real. Oh No, went home for school that day, 372 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 2: Take a fork, mediate sock, go to my room, close 373 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,879 Speaker 2: the first socket, that. I love that. 374 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 3: First of all, I love that you needed privacy for. 375 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,120 Speaker 1: He turned the lights down. 376 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,440 Speaker 3: Light of candle. Yeah, put that little rolls on that 377 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 3: you were talking about earlier. And now is forking socket time? 378 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 2: Com please me. 379 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 3: You'll never find a fork like. 380 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 2: So yeah, close the door, take this fork immediately, go 381 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 2: to the socket and no, no, no condom, no for play. 382 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 2: Jam it in on the socket right and I promise you. 383 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 2: I saw a bubble like I got shocked immediately, and 384 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 2: I saw what felt like a bubble the size of 385 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 2: like you remember those little like things you buy a 386 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 2: toy and you take them. So probably like half of 387 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 2: that bubble go up my forearm all the way up here. 388 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 2: Immediately I knew I was a superhero. 389 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,400 Speaker 1: I said that. 390 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,119 Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is my because 391 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 2: you know, we watching X Men and Spider Man, they 392 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 2: all have that like event. And I spent the rest 393 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 2: of the day trying to like, you know, kind of 394 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,120 Speaker 2: like a Toby Maguire Spider Man like. I was like, 395 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 2: how do I get the electricity? I don't realize I 396 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 2: nearly probably killed myself. 397 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 3: I am like, You're like, no, I know it's in me. 398 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,200 Speaker 1: I just know how to activate. 399 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 2: Figure out how to activate this electric like I should 400 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 2: be flying, the electron should be flowing through me. I 401 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,440 Speaker 2: am a science experiment now my hero or villain, it depends. 402 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,880 Speaker 2: I don't know. It's too early to tell. The first 403 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 2: thing I gotta do is get these powers under control. 404 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,639 Speaker 2: It's spent like the whole afternoon doing that. Initially, I 405 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 2: just was like, man, I'm kind of hungry, and I 406 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 2: just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and never 407 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 2: revisited that moment. 408 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 3: First of all, I'm sorry that that happened to you. 409 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 3: I was hopeful too. I was hopeful that that story 410 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 3: ended with you having electric powers. 411 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: Now it feels like an origin story for sure. 412 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,159 Speaker 2: I was right there, man, the Spider bit me, I 413 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 2: fell into the vat of science liquid and I just 414 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,440 Speaker 2: know hours Man, Yeah, you did all. 415 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 3: Right, though, we did alright for yourself. 416 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 2: I too. 417 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,080 Speaker 3: As a child, I wasn't as afraid of it as 418 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 3: much as I wanted to be able to access some 419 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,840 Speaker 3: powers and so many of like great superheroes tend to 420 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 3: come from like weird accidents like that. Yeah, Like the 421 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 3: Flash was my favorite growing up, Like I wanted to 422 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,919 Speaker 3: be the Yeah, I was like I'm a run fast 423 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 3: and so there would be times I wasn't brave enough 424 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 3: to stick a fork in a socket. But there were times, 425 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,159 Speaker 3: and I remember this specifically, where like we moved to 426 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,840 Speaker 3: this neighborhood called Bellwood, which is like outside of Chicago. 427 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,879 Speaker 3: It's like a more black neighborhood than I was living 428 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 3: in at the previous to that, and I would go 429 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 3: outside and race cars. Like I would sit like in 430 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 3: front of my house and wait till cars were passing, 431 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,639 Speaker 3: and then I would just run full speed next to cars, 432 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 3: being like, yeah, I'm a fucking beat this car. And 433 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,359 Speaker 3: then at one point it was like a weird hour 434 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 3: of the day where I'm racing a car and a 435 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 3: dude yelled out, the fuck are you doing it? I 436 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,959 Speaker 3: was like, I can't. I guess I ain't got no powers. 437 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,640 Speaker 3: I don't think I'm a race cars. No more goud. 438 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,240 Speaker 2: A took was one random outburst for you to stop 439 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 2: your dream. 440 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,480 Speaker 3: I was like, this ain't superpowers. This is this is accountability, 441 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,920 Speaker 3: and I'm meeting it. 442 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:28,679 Speaker 1: I was afraid. I didn't think I could get a superpowers. 443 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 1: But I have a very specific reason. I was afraid 444 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: of electricity. I was a big latchkey kid, right, And 445 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,400 Speaker 1: if you were a latchkiy kid, it was don't cook 446 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: was like the big thing, right, do not cook. Don't 447 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: fucking cook. So mom was gone, I cook immediately. 448 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 2: Because we. 449 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 1: Didn't have anything good in the house. So after school 450 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,880 Speaker 1: we didn't have anything good. I was like, I'm gonna 451 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 1: make a tuna fish sandwich. But I was like, let 452 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,680 Speaker 1: me church this up a bit. You know what's you know, 453 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,160 Speaker 1: it's better than a tuna's fish sandwich. Hot tuna melt right, 454 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: not wrong, I'm saying saying it turned out smart. So 455 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,199 Speaker 1: I fucking I took the can off, I drained the juice, 456 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,160 Speaker 1: and then I was like, I'll just throw the can 457 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 1: in the microwave. Oh no, Like I just throw the 458 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,120 Speaker 1: can in the microwave to heat it up. 459 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,640 Speaker 2: Right, Oh god no. 460 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: And I put it in there and I'm sitting because 461 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,960 Speaker 1: I'm I could have been more than eight or nine. 462 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm sitting about three inches away from that bitch. And 463 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 1: there was like four seconds and maybe there was like 464 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 1: a lightning bolt that went from the top of the 465 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,720 Speaker 1: can to the side of the can, and it was like, 466 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,320 Speaker 1: oh bright, and it hurt my eyes and I backed up. 467 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,159 Speaker 1: And ever since then, I've been so afraid of I 468 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 1: fucking because I thought the whole house was gonna burn down. 469 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 1: And ever since said I've been so afraid of electricity, I. 470 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 2: Say, afraid of tuna. Like you know what, man, I've 471 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,160 Speaker 2: been nowhere near tuna ever since that album car away 472 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 2: from me. 473 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:07,520 Speaker 1: If anything, I doubled down anything that day or were 474 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 1: you know, I just pulled it out and made it 475 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: a cold man. 476 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 2: Not deter your life. Okay, that's out. 477 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,719 Speaker 5: I'm just going yeah, you ate that radiated tuna. Yeah, 478 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 5: Jesus Christ. It wasn't like we had a bunch to 479 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 5: just like throw around, you know what I mean. I 480 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 5: already had a plan. 481 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 3: You took a big swing, you could you can. 482 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 1: Just skip it? Hilarious, man, Man, I remember how I 483 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,879 Speaker 1: scared the ship out of me. 484 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,119 Speaker 2: That's great. 485 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 3: So you didn't get the lightning powers that you dreamt of. 486 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:46,160 Speaker 3: You don't believe necessarily that that your mom was correcting 487 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,119 Speaker 3: all of this? Where where do you stand now in 488 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 3: all of this? What are you telling your children? Your father? 489 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,679 Speaker 3: What are you telling your children as it relates to 490 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 3: lightning and experimentation with forks and sockets and whatnot? 491 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 2: You know what. Shoot, my kids are seventeen and fifteen. 492 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,639 Speaker 2: I realized I've never had a conversation with them about 493 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 2: any of the safety of lightning period. Man. I think 494 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 2: also because like my their generation didn't grow up outside 495 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 2: as much as we did, so they're never like I 496 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 2: can't even say they've ever been outdoors in a lightning storm, 497 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 2: thunder lightning storm when they weren't like in a car 498 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:26,000 Speaker 2: or something. So I never had to pass that along. 499 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 2: It's so interesting how the thing about parenthood that really 500 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:35,000 Speaker 2: messes with my mind is like the money, but in 501 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,359 Speaker 2: addition to that, it's like, for better for worse, you 502 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 2: really are responsible for somebody's worldview, like how they start 503 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,360 Speaker 2: off seeing the world. Then they either have to accept 504 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 2: that change it. Like my mom was like, this is 505 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 2: the thing about lightning, kid, you know what I'm saying, 506 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 2: And I had to reject that. But at least she 507 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 2: put us, you know, she puts something out there, And 508 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,959 Speaker 2: I feel like that's the wildest thing about parenthood is like, bro, 509 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 2: I don't even know what's happening in the world. Don't 510 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 2: listen to me. I don't know. I didn't know how 511 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 2: good I'm doing it as a parent, just just I 512 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 2: remember one time it was really funny. I messed with 513 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 2: my kids about this. We had like a what does 514 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 2: an animal sound? You know, we were doing that like 515 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 2: it was like a little picture ball. No, no, it 516 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 2: was like a picture book. It was like cow. You're 517 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 2: like teaching them and I would be like, cow, the 518 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,680 Speaker 2: cow says, move right. And I remember getting to like giraffe, 519 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, the draft does it 520 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,919 Speaker 2: make a sound that we noticed? And I remember thinking, 521 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,640 Speaker 2: and I did this. I was like, I'm gonna make 522 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,199 Speaker 2: up a draft down and I hope my kids go 523 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 2: to school and fight to the nail because they're gonna 524 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 2: believe me. So I was like, and the draft says. 525 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,239 Speaker 2: And I did that all the time. I made up 526 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 2: like alligators, any animal that didn't have a sound. For sure. 527 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 2: I was just like, and the crocodile says. And I 528 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,040 Speaker 2: wanted them to just go to school or daycare. And 529 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 2: he like, no, man, my dad said, and he's right. 530 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,120 Speaker 2: He was running about cows. He was righting about birds 531 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:07,679 Speaker 2: and ducks. 532 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,800 Speaker 3: You know, like, why would he lie tell me that? 533 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,000 Speaker 3: It couldn't possibly be because of his insecurity. You couldn't 534 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,639 Speaker 3: mean because he don't know nothing. 535 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: That's one member of this panel who's not a father. 536 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,600 Speaker 1: I think you did the right thing. I believe I 537 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,439 Speaker 1: want to not respect you. Think you don't know anything 538 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: about nature. My dad doesn't even know what a giraffe 539 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 1: sounds like. He's supposed to keep me safe in the world. 540 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,240 Speaker 1: You don't even know about a giraffe noise. 541 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 3: If you want to run my household, you better know 542 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 3: what a giraffe. 543 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 2: Better make it up, man, until we see one and 544 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 2: we're proven otherwise. And I remember we went to the 545 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 2: zoo one time and they were like, they're not doing 546 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 2: the sound. I was like, man, they're maybe tired or something. 547 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 1: Oh he's sick. 548 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,200 Speaker 3: This is just a problem with zoos. They sedate the animals. 549 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 3: They're not themselves here. We got to see in nature. 550 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 1: When we go to Africa, these are in captivity. 551 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,960 Speaker 2: Man, Like, I don't even know this is true. But 552 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,440 Speaker 2: did y'all watch Blackfish, the documentary about World. Oh yeah, 553 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 2: so you know. I went to see World all the 554 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,680 Speaker 2: time as a kid, and I remember that. I remember 555 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 2: the dorsal finn thing specifically, it's like flapped over in 556 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 2: SeaWorld and we were you know, the kids always asked, 557 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 2: and they will say, oh, you know, they made up 558 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,760 Speaker 2: something like oh yeah, this happens a lot with these 559 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,200 Speaker 2: type of whales. And then in Blackfish they were like 560 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 2: that never happens. Ever, it only happened that SeaWorld. I 561 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 2: remember being like, oh my god, I just I believe 562 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 2: these people because they work with the well. It never 563 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 2: crossed my mind that they could be its bias and propaganda. 564 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,840 Speaker 2: It's big, big Sea World wants to frame little children's 565 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 2: behind and like that's what parent hass like, like somebody 566 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,000 Speaker 2: just says something and goes with it, so confidently you 567 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:56,920 Speaker 2: question them. 568 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 3: Listen, kids, his dorsal fin has flipped that way because 569 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 3: he's having too much fun. He's doubled over. You ever 570 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 3: had too many Skittles? Kids, That's what he feels like. 571 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,959 Speaker 2: And we don't know enough to challenge them. Man, they 572 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 2: have to know them with them all day. 573 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,880 Speaker 3: I mean, they were beating this ship out the whales 574 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 3: honestly struggling to keep his fin up. 575 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: I'm not pro that, but they did a good job 576 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:29,880 Speaker 1: because SeaWorld was funny, shit brot to go. Man. The 577 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: dolphins showed SeaWorld is one of the top five experiences 578 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 1: of my whole life. 579 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 2: All right, guys, I shouldn't do this. I should not 580 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,440 Speaker 2: do this. We're already having a great time. I watched 581 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,920 Speaker 2: that documentary with my wife and I was like, if 582 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 2: I never knew this, I would never know this. So 583 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 2: we went to vacation in Florida, like I don't know, 584 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,920 Speaker 2: two years ago, and they were like, we got tickets 585 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 2: to Seaword, Man, we should go, and I was just like, yes, 586 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna rob my children. At least a have 587 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 2: to watch black people and know them lie. But they 588 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,640 Speaker 2: gotta see it. Well do you have to? Man? I'm sorry, 589 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,480 Speaker 2: see world is still open. The documentary didn't do enough damage. 590 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 4: Man. 591 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 2: People were like, oh, that's crazy, but it's still doing well. 592 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 1: And you gotta know the steaks. You gotta know the 593 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: steaks you go. Then you gotta choose. You have to 594 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: know how much fun you had. But then you have 595 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,880 Speaker 1: to be like, all right, now, I choose because otherwise 596 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,320 Speaker 1: you never even got to have that fun. 597 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,480 Speaker 3: And that's probably my issue is I've I've chosen not 598 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 3: to do it, but it's only because I've never tried 599 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,480 Speaker 3: that sweet Sea World cocaine, you know what I mean. Like, 600 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,600 Speaker 3: I've never sweet, gotten a taste. 601 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 2: It's good. It seems like it's I feel so bad, 602 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,360 Speaker 2: but I'm like, man, man, it is cool. 603 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:45,600 Speaker 1: Though. 604 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, there's so many We just gotta be 605 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 2: honest with ourselves. Man, we are we are not perfect people. 606 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 2: We're flawed individuals. And I let capitalism get the best 607 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 2: of me. And I was all in for like years 608 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 2: when I saw that. It was like years I didn't 609 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 2: take kids to see world. But you know, I was 610 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,959 Speaker 2: weak in that moment and I had We had the 611 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:13,680 Speaker 2: best time. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Maybe feel 612 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 2: more guilty, like if it was terrible out of it, like, man, 613 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,680 Speaker 2: this is man, I shouldn't even But because it was 614 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 2: so good, I was. I mean, the food was good. 615 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 3: The rides, we watched, the show we ate Whale, it was. 616 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,200 Speaker 3: It was a hell of a time. 617 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,080 Speaker 1: But listen, here's what I argue. Is that not the 618 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,200 Speaker 1: mark of a truly great father. You took the burden 619 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,840 Speaker 1: of that on you, and you internalized it. You didn't 620 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,280 Speaker 1: catch down generational blackfis trauma. You said, no, I'm gonna 621 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 1: let these little kids enjoy it. I know the evil 622 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: that works with them. 623 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 3: That's nice. 624 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm a hero. 625 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think. 626 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 3: I don't think our listeners are gonna agree. But that's 627 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 3: nothing about that. All right, we have to take a break. 628 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,120 Speaker 1: We'll be back when we have on stage and more. 629 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: Ma Mama told. 630 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:12,000 Speaker 3: Me we're calling upon you because we have we have 631 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,600 Speaker 3: new merch. 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You can buy ship and 646 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 3: we want you to have all the sweet stuff, so 647 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 3: get it. 648 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,440 Speaker 4: It feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and. 649 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,760 Speaker 1: We are back with Michael Jackson. 650 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:16,200 Speaker 3: It was it was a real clip. 651 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 2: I've never heard that or something. 652 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,440 Speaker 3: If I'm not mistaken, it was something relating to the 653 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,719 Speaker 3: Second Trial. I feel like it has something to do 654 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 3: with with the Second Trial because that was the that 655 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,560 Speaker 3: was the era if we if I'm remembering correctly, where 656 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,960 Speaker 3: Michael Jackson had linked up with Johnny cochrane and they 657 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,960 Speaker 3: were sort of playing him heavy as a black artist 658 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,359 Speaker 3: being mistreated. Uh, they did the same OJ ship where 659 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 3: they're like, this is a racial issue. And I think 660 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,480 Speaker 3: it had something to do with people like abusing him 661 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,920 Speaker 3: or mistreating him and and like giving him a shitty 662 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,400 Speaker 3: boo boo room or something like that. 663 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 2: Do man play it one more time? 664 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,000 Speaker 1: I was hoping you would say. 665 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 4: That, yeah, there was doo dooo feces thrown all over 666 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,800 Speaker 4: the walls, the floor, the ceiling in a stunk. 667 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 2: So I went forty years and I've never heard. 668 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 1: What I like. 669 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,600 Speaker 3: What I like most is that he says there was 670 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:31,360 Speaker 3: doo dooo feces, as if they are some sort of conjunction, 671 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,680 Speaker 3: that it is a that to say one, you cannot 672 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 3: say one without the other. It was doodoo fecis. 673 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,000 Speaker 1: I mean, I think there's levels and we can all 674 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 1: agree that sometimes you do do sometimes feces. 675 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,479 Speaker 2: I feel like it's only used in medical terms. Yeah, 676 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 2: but it's so black that Michael Jackson says doodoo like that. 677 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 3: Hey, he's a black man. 678 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 2: I imagine him not in character like man, there's doodoo everywhere, man, 679 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,799 Speaker 2: Michael Jackson, Man, you got doodle, You got fs over here? 680 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:13,480 Speaker 6: Come on you eighty million albums? You think Prince got 681 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:20,280 Speaker 6: dooty word as well? I own the fucking Beatles catalog? 682 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,399 Speaker 2: What is wrong with y'all? 683 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:27,080 Speaker 6: I got a monkey, nigga monkey doodle. 684 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,799 Speaker 2: He no better than don't do that? Mean I wish 685 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 2: brothers one. Don't doodle at me. I kill him dead. 686 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,239 Speaker 2: I don't do like that. 687 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,960 Speaker 1: He ships in a toilet like an adult. 688 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,880 Speaker 3: What a wild We were talking about Sea World earlier. 689 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,720 Speaker 3: What a wild time where we were just letting regular 690 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:49,400 Speaker 3: citizens own exotic animals, so take them to award shows. 691 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,960 Speaker 1: And she's such a dangerous practice. Because I grew up 692 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,879 Speaker 1: thinking like I thought that. As a kid, I was like, yeah, 693 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,680 Speaker 1: I funk around, I can get a monkey. 694 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,600 Speaker 2: That was my dream. 695 00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 3: I was gonna get a monkey, yeah, one hundred per 696 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,319 Speaker 3: and I was gonna get a spider monkey. 697 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,319 Speaker 2: See this is fucked up. 698 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,560 Speaker 1: In hindsight, I think I wanted a chimp, which is 699 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 1: the danger most one that kills you. 700 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I seen a chimp rip some dudes head. 701 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,239 Speaker 2: He ripped the scalp off you. It not in real life, 702 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 2: it was on it was on the internet. He was like, 703 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,880 Speaker 2: you know those places, but we're gonna pet the monkeys, 704 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,000 Speaker 2: and the monkey like grabbed his head and just rip 705 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,799 Speaker 2: fuck and it was like white meat. And I was like, 706 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,719 Speaker 2: I'm not doing that no more. I used to want 707 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,719 Speaker 2: to go to Thailand and do that, and now I'm like, 708 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,400 Speaker 2: I'm unaware of monkey strength. And I've seen Planet of 709 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,800 Speaker 2: the Apes, but I ain't seen head to the white 710 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,520 Speaker 2: meat and one fell swoop. 711 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean because Player of the Apes is 712 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:42,320 Speaker 1: more about their mental strength. Physically, that's a worthy opponent. 713 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,880 Speaker 3: They're formidable. 714 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,280 Speaker 2: This is great, a good time perform Like he imagine 715 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,640 Speaker 2: somebody hopping into this podcast at this moment in here. 716 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,080 Speaker 2: You know, physically they're a formative poet Jim bar. 717 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,200 Speaker 3: Anyway, that and then they get off and they're like, 718 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,759 Speaker 3: what is that podcast about? 719 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:04,800 Speaker 4: It? 720 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:12,040 Speaker 3: Like black conspiracy theories. I think it's black people and 721 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 3: conspiracy theories. But sometimes they talk about strong ass monkeys. 722 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,000 Speaker 2: And Michael Jackson saying Dodo, Man, it all makes sense 723 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,240 Speaker 2: if you heard the whole episode. 724 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 3: You can't skip around, giving around enjoy the thing. 725 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,360 Speaker 1: No, you gotta buckle and we're not a dalliance. 726 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:33,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, keV, I did some research on your conspiracy theory 727 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,759 Speaker 3: that I would love to unpack with you. I went 728 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,840 Speaker 3: to the National Weather Service website to review some of 729 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,040 Speaker 3: the songs and myths about lightning, and uh, they do 730 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,560 Speaker 3: feeld a lot of weird questions, including if crouching down 731 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,040 Speaker 3: or lying down in the center of a field during 732 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,400 Speaker 3: a storm will keep you safe. Uh, And I assure 733 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,200 Speaker 3: you all it does not. It in fact, just makes 734 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:02,120 Speaker 3: you dumb and looks silly. They lying down especially as 735 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,399 Speaker 3: dangerous because if lightning strikes nearby, the electric current that 736 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,800 Speaker 3: moves through the ground, it's just like has a better 737 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,000 Speaker 3: chance of spreading through your whole body. 738 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 1: Oh that's dope, I have some more to be scared of. 739 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,719 Speaker 1: That's good, that's what. 740 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 4: Yeah. 741 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, So don't lie down thinking. 742 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,880 Speaker 2: You jump that's a good question. 743 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,000 Speaker 1: That is a good question. 744 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,800 Speaker 2: You're weighing like I'm jumping, so I'm closer to the lightning. 745 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 2: But if it misses me and hits the ground, I'm 746 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,879 Speaker 2: not part of the conducted electricity. 747 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,800 Speaker 3: It wasn't. It wasn't in their questions, but I'm happy 748 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,239 Speaker 3: to submit that one. Afterwards, I'll also submit can you 749 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,360 Speaker 3: pray the lightning away? Let's let's just hit all the 750 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,880 Speaker 3: silliest ones we can find. Oh my god. One of 751 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,719 Speaker 3: the things that they say, though, is that it is 752 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:54,960 Speaker 3: dangerous to be outside in all circumstances during a lightning storm. However, 753 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 3: they say the closest thing to a safe alternative we 754 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,759 Speaker 3: have is being in your actual house. So you were 755 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,000 Speaker 3: already doing the right thing by being in a home 756 00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,560 Speaker 3: with all of your electricity turned off. And they say 757 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,440 Speaker 3: that the only time that it actually is dangerous in 758 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,359 Speaker 3: your house of being struck by lightning is if you. 759 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,560 Speaker 1: Are around the electric slide. 760 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're doing the electric slide. 761 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,040 Speaker 2: Especially the part where we go like. 762 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:24,480 Speaker 1: That's the production, that's the conduction. 763 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,560 Speaker 3: If you strike while it's striking, that's man. 764 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,920 Speaker 2: You're done. You are calling for lightning if you're doing that. 765 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,200 Speaker 1: That's what it started out. It was a Native American 766 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,479 Speaker 1: lightning dance. We co opted it. A lot of people 767 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:37,799 Speaker 1: don't know. 768 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:47,880 Speaker 3: You can't see it. It's electric, but they say that 769 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,080 Speaker 3: the the one time that it is dangerous is that 770 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,200 Speaker 3: if you are around something that conducts electricity. So they 771 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,080 Speaker 3: ask you to avoid corded phones if you're still doing 772 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,760 Speaker 3: that shit, electrical appliances, wires, t be cables, computers, plumbing, 773 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:07,080 Speaker 3: metal doors and windows. No mention of silver shredder toys 774 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,080 Speaker 3: on the list. 775 00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,719 Speaker 1: Here's a question that I have immediately. This is where 776 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,440 Speaker 1: my yep, you say plumbing. Now, let's say I am 777 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,239 Speaker 1: taking one of the aforementioned dodoos. 778 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,239 Speaker 3: One of one of Michael's infamous doodoos. 779 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,480 Speaker 1: And I'm spling now, so you understand that I'm being 780 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:32,200 Speaker 1: very serious. Yeah, is there a possibility of lightning striking 781 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:32,919 Speaker 1: my booty hole? 782 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,080 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go so far as to say the booty 783 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,680 Speaker 3: hole is not the the threat. 784 00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:38,959 Speaker 2: There. 785 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,759 Speaker 3: There are stories of people being in lightning strikes while 786 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,000 Speaker 3: taking showers. It seems like showers are more of a 787 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:50,680 Speaker 3: threat than Okay, the lightning shooting up the toilet into 788 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,399 Speaker 3: your booty hole. 789 00:41:54,800 --> 00:42:00,759 Speaker 2: It's gotta scoop pass, get out the sides of the. 790 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,600 Speaker 1: Bull if you do it right. 791 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,400 Speaker 3: The dude who move out the way. 792 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a lot of iron in. 793 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 794 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,960 Speaker 3: It does sound though like if I were using a 795 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,279 Speaker 3: process of elimination, which I imagine your mother may have been 796 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,080 Speaker 3: doing at the time, that maybe if you turned out 797 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,879 Speaker 3: all the lights, and you've turned out all the things 798 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,799 Speaker 3: that in theory conduct electricity, and you additionally had to 799 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,560 Speaker 3: consider other things that might be a threat to your child, 800 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,200 Speaker 3: something shimmery and or silver would fall into like a 801 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 3: safer category. Then let's say trench coat, Raphael, you know 802 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,879 Speaker 3: what I mean, like Native American, Michaelangelo, whatever the other 803 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,439 Speaker 3: alternatives you had in your house. One of the other 804 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,120 Speaker 3: things that I wanted to look up, and this was 805 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:58,040 Speaker 3: pretty exciting, actually, is that apparently I wanted to look 806 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,800 Speaker 3: up weird stories or any same stories of lightning strikes, 807 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,640 Speaker 3: and there are some pretty weird ones. And apparently the 808 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,880 Speaker 3: person who has been struck the most by lightning is 809 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,319 Speaker 3: a man named Roy Cleveland Sullivan, who worked as a 810 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:17,680 Speaker 3: park ranger in Shenandoah Shenandoah Shenandoah Okay hell Yeah National 811 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,080 Speaker 3: Park in Virginia between nineteen forty two and nineteen seventy seven, 812 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,239 Speaker 3: and he claims to have been struck by lightning. Hold 813 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:30,440 Speaker 3: for for the drum roll seven times. Seven times he 814 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:36,480 Speaker 3: was struck by lightning and survived all the go I'm 815 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,600 Speaker 3: seeing some skepticism on your faces. 816 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,680 Speaker 1: Well, I first of all want to make light of 817 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,000 Speaker 1: the fact that you thought it might be doaha. 818 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:53,800 Speaker 2: He just announced it twice, Shenandoah Shadua. If you hadn't 819 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,000 Speaker 2: corrected him, he might They're still telling how many different 820 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,160 Speaker 2: ways he could have went with that. 821 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,200 Speaker 3: Fellas I was going to he making noises till I 822 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,640 Speaker 3: till I made it feel right. 823 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,560 Speaker 1: The rookie outside linebacker. 824 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,600 Speaker 3: Just a nice simoen man who moved to the States 825 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,440 Speaker 3: to play football. 826 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:21,399 Speaker 2: Man. But seven times that's document who was there. 827 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,719 Speaker 3: So that's the thing. 828 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,319 Speaker 1: It's rare. 829 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,479 Speaker 3: I think that lightning strikes and there's just somebody there 830 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,440 Speaker 3: being like, whoa, you got a struk. 831 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,919 Speaker 2: By lightning, just like it was just crazy Roy. 832 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,400 Speaker 3: You are on a roll, my man, I got child. 833 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,960 Speaker 3: He did have a number of sort of like artifacts 834 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,480 Speaker 3: to sort of demonstrate or like things that that he 835 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,880 Speaker 3: had to show for it. Like twice, I think he 836 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,480 Speaker 3: got struck on the top of his head and it 837 00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:58,279 Speaker 3: like singed the middle of his his ranger hat and 838 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,000 Speaker 3: basically burned a hole in the and at one point 839 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,040 Speaker 3: lit his hair on fire. So all of that stuff 840 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,680 Speaker 3: is documented. And I don't know that he did that independently, 841 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,960 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I don't think that he 842 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,799 Speaker 3: was just like fucking around and lighting his hair on 843 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,520 Speaker 3: fire on his own, you know what I mean. 844 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,800 Speaker 1: So this leads to my next question, how much silver 845 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:20,160 Speaker 1: did my man have on him? Oh? 846 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:24,080 Speaker 2: He was drippy lying with shredder toys. You need to 847 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,400 Speaker 2: find out if he was an avid shredder collector. Yeah, 848 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,480 Speaker 2: and he's just like, under no circumstances I ever live 849 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,480 Speaker 2: in the house without these. I don't care how many 850 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,479 Speaker 2: times I would rather die. 851 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,240 Speaker 3: I don't give both fuck what my mom says. 852 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,760 Speaker 2: He's like I got Streuss six times. 853 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,000 Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen again. 854 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:49,040 Speaker 3: It's only making super Shredders. It's only making super Shredders. 855 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,359 Speaker 1: How old was he? How is he dead? 856 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:54,600 Speaker 2: Now? 857 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,799 Speaker 3: He has to be dead. He was born in like 858 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,960 Speaker 3: nineteen thirteen or some shit like that. And did he 859 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,000 Speaker 3: guy of lightning complications? I don't think so. I think 860 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,600 Speaker 3: he like lived a pretty regular life, it seems. This 861 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,280 Speaker 3: is what makes it even crazier is that it doesn't 862 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,799 Speaker 3: even feel like he got messed up that bad from 863 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,960 Speaker 3: his lightning strikes, like it his legs. I didn't look 864 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,520 Speaker 3: all that up. 865 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,520 Speaker 1: You get hit by lightning, you're not does not work. 866 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,080 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. 867 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:31,839 Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought. If that goes, there's 868 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,120 Speaker 1: no way you're gonna make a regular. His kid better 869 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,080 Speaker 1: be fast as fucked. 870 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:41,160 Speaker 2: His baby's ratings like lightning seven times. You are making 871 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,120 Speaker 2: electronic children. 872 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you come it says finish him and 873 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:54,760 Speaker 3: then then rating comes out. That's not my best joke, but. 874 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:58,280 Speaker 2: Solid. 875 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,960 Speaker 3: I also read about one of the oldest and worst 876 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,400 Speaker 3: lightning strikes ever recorded, happened in a town called Brescia, Italy. 877 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,759 Speaker 3: Does anybody have a correction for Brescia Breccia? I don't 878 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:11,279 Speaker 3: know how to power? 879 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,600 Speaker 2: Okay. 880 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 3: Tittysville, Italy. In seventeen sixty nine, a church was being 881 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,880 Speaker 3: used as a battery to store approximately one hundred tons 882 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,440 Speaker 3: of gunpowder. The church took a direct hit of lightning, 883 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:31,600 Speaker 3: and all the gunpowder eventually caught fire and exploded. After 884 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,520 Speaker 3: all the dust settled, nearly a sixth of the city 885 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,480 Speaker 3: was destroyed and killed nearly three thousand people. 886 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,800 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wow. 887 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,080 Speaker 1: I started laughing too early. 888 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, fellas. Sorry, this can't all be fun and games. 889 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,960 Speaker 3: Three thousand dead Italians from the seventeen hundreds. 890 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:57,600 Speaker 1: Sounds like a shudder job to me. No, I wish 891 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,560 Speaker 1: you would get two hours. 892 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,960 Speaker 2: Laughed too early. You could not have anticipated. That's how 893 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,919 Speaker 2: that story ended. Man having such a good time. 894 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,520 Speaker 3: Okay, I'll tell you one more example, and this one 895 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,279 Speaker 3: actually is pretty fun. This one doesn't get sad. But 896 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,680 Speaker 3: I found a part of the National Weather Service website 897 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:23,160 Speaker 3: that is self submitted, like lists of recent survivors of 898 00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,520 Speaker 3: lightning strikes. Like people can type in right in there 899 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,720 Speaker 3: and be like, I survived and this is what happened. 900 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,520 Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. And most of the injuries that they 901 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,160 Speaker 3: report are like it's it ranges, it's the full gamut. 902 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,720 Speaker 3: They they chronic pain, memory loss, coma's depression, ears, ringing, 903 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,560 Speaker 3: muscle funk, loss of muscle function, all of that shit. 904 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,919 Speaker 3: But there was one person on this list, a woman 905 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,239 Speaker 3: named Missy, who claimed to have gotten extrasensory perception esp. 906 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,800 Speaker 3: From her encounter with lightning. 907 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,640 Speaker 1: So okay, and some of our listens, I know, but 908 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:04,480 Speaker 1: some of our listeners maybe don't fully understand esp Yeah, 909 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,879 Speaker 1: as an actual is like that guy Cruskin invented it, right, 910 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,560 Speaker 1: I don't know much about I. Well, it's me. It's me. 911 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,759 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't know what 912 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,400 Speaker 1: it is like. 913 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,000 Speaker 3: No, listen, I'm I'm glad you're asking that. And in fact, 914 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,200 Speaker 3: I tracked down the email that she sent. Oh, and 915 00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,960 Speaker 3: I can read it to you all now. The subject 916 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,480 Speaker 3: line is high price for pizza question mark, supernatural side 917 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,560 Speaker 3: effect question mark, And she says, I was struck by 918 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,319 Speaker 3: lightning about twelve years ago. No one ever told me 919 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,520 Speaker 3: that you weren't supposed to be on a landline telephone 920 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,800 Speaker 3: during an electrical storm. So there I was. Say it again, 921 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:49,600 Speaker 3: she didn't have a black mom, No black mama, nobody 922 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,520 Speaker 3: supposed to be here. Well, bits, I can't fuck. 923 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,839 Speaker 1: That one didn't even make that much sense. 924 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,839 Speaker 2: I was. It just felt boy, what you know what? 925 00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,560 Speaker 2: I don't mind it. 926 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,560 Speaker 1: Yes, sometimes it's just sometimes it's magic, it's not science. 927 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:08,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, she says. So there, I was calling in a 928 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,880 Speaker 3: carry out pizza order when I noticed that the lightning 929 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,920 Speaker 3: and thunder was getting more intense and coming more frequently. 930 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,280 Speaker 3: I heard static on the phone line, which kept getting 931 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,799 Speaker 3: louder and louder. Then I heard what sounded like a 932 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,640 Speaker 3: loud explosion, and at the same time I noticed a 933 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,720 Speaker 3: bright white light at my feet, which was football shaped 934 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,560 Speaker 3: and had spikes. It blew me across the floor and 935 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,239 Speaker 3: I was knocked out for a few seconds. My son 936 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,439 Speaker 3: came running into the kitchen to find me laying there 937 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,600 Speaker 3: on the floor. When I started to get a numbing 938 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,239 Speaker 3: feeling on one side of my body, starting at the 939 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,800 Speaker 3: toes and working upward, he called nine one one. After 940 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,799 Speaker 3: spending several hours in the emergency room, they confirmed that 941 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,600 Speaker 3: I had been hit by lightning. Through the phone lines. 942 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,880 Speaker 3: After the strike, I noticed a strange side effect. It's 943 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Speaker 3: almost as if I got esp extrasensory perception. Every once 944 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Speaker 3: in a while, there have been times where I speak 945 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 3: to someone, speak someone's name, someone that I haven't been 946 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,320 Speaker 3: heard from or seen in many years, and all of 947 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,080 Speaker 3: a sudden, they walk in the door. Or time, I 948 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,640 Speaker 3: knew my plumbing was going to be back up in 949 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,120 Speaker 3: the laundry, and sure enough that night it happened. I've 950 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,719 Speaker 3: had eerie feelings about this just before they've actually happened. 951 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,120 Speaker 3: I've actually created a list somewhere in my house of 952 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,399 Speaker 3: these incidents because I couldn't believe it myself. Most people 953 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,680 Speaker 3: that know me are amazed, and so am I. This 954 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 3: periodic thing only only started after my lightning incident. Wow, 955 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,239 Speaker 3: how how bought in? Are we at all? 956 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,480 Speaker 2: Is not? At all? 957 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,800 Speaker 1: No? No, I don't, I don't. 958 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,680 Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. Maybe I'm just the cynic in 959 00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:50,200 Speaker 2: my age. About three sentences in, I was like girl, 960 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,279 Speaker 2: and I was like. 961 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,200 Speaker 1: Oh, you knew the laundry was going to back up 962 00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:00,600 Speaker 1: because this shit's been rattling for six months. Fucking call you, landlord, 963 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,479 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? 964 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,600 Speaker 3: They're not great examples. You're not nling it with the 965 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,160 Speaker 3: examples for esp. 966 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,880 Speaker 2: Oh, not at all. Like ye, if that was Shark, 967 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,040 Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm out for don't don't for this reason, 968 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,560 Speaker 2: I don't believe you. For this reason, I'm out. 969 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,400 Speaker 1: I'd be like, I actually have a lot of friends 970 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,560 Speaker 1: in the laundry space. 971 00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:24,600 Speaker 2: It is. 972 00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,960 Speaker 3: It is a wild choice to be like, No, I 973 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,920 Speaker 3: did get superpowers, and and what is my power? I 974 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,400 Speaker 3: can tell when my laundry room is gonna it's gonna 975 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,920 Speaker 3: stop working the way it's supposed to. 976 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just it. 977 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,280 Speaker 3: You wasted your powers, baby? 978 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,040 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And did they get that pizza for free? 979 00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,040 Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think the pizza got delivered. 980 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,720 Speaker 3: It sounds like she had a rough night without pizza. 981 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,560 Speaker 3: And also, uh, shitty superpowers. 982 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,280 Speaker 2: Damn, you know, you lose something exactly. 983 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,120 Speaker 3: I think if we, if we can all agree, it 984 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,080 Speaker 3: seems as if we we we are all sort of 985 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,120 Speaker 3: certain that shreddered toys are in no way a threat 986 00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:11,560 Speaker 3: in a lightning storm. And and unfortunately, superpowers are not 987 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,600 Speaker 3: easily achieved even for those who are struck by lightning. 988 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,880 Speaker 3: It requires a more miraculous interaction with chemicals in a 989 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,320 Speaker 3: body to truly turn you supernatural. 990 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I think that's. 991 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,560 Speaker 3: Damn well, keV, I think we did it. I think 992 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,040 Speaker 3: this is I think this is a whole shebang. 993 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,360 Speaker 2: This is perfect. Man, I still got time to go 994 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,279 Speaker 2: to my son's soccer game. This is great timing. I 995 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,880 Speaker 2: appreciate it. Yeah you do. 996 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,600 Speaker 3: You want to tell the people where they can find 997 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:45,279 Speaker 3: you and what cool shit you have going on? Okay? 998 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:47,920 Speaker 3: I love that. 999 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,200 Speaker 2: You know, if they're curious enough that I should be 1000 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,319 Speaker 2: easy enough to fight. Yeah, that's it's just. 1001 00:53:55,280 --> 00:54:00,319 Speaker 3: Like, no, you go viral often enough that I think 1002 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,239 Speaker 3: they'll bump into you. 1003 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,520 Speaker 1: That's fair to say. 1004 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,960 Speaker 2: Come see about it Kevin on stage. Just search that. 1005 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,520 Speaker 2: Wherever you're looking, you'll probably find me. 1006 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,600 Speaker 3: Well not us, we still plug bory what you got. 1007 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,760 Speaker 1: I want to be at the Comedy Bar in Seattle, 1008 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,239 Speaker 1: loging gym and on the twenty seven to twenty eighth, 1009 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:21,120 Speaker 1: and I desperately need you to buy tickets. Go on 1010 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,719 Speaker 1: my Instagram cool guy joke eighty seven and all my 1011 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,640 Speaker 1: links are there. I got some other dates coming up, 1012 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 1: but that's what I got right now. 1013 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, and as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman. 1014 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,440 Speaker 3: I don't have dates just yet to tell you about, 1015 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,160 Speaker 3: but they're coming. And if you want to send us 1016 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,480 Speaker 3: your own conspiracy theories, if you want to send us 1017 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,640 Speaker 3: your own drops, if you want to tell us how 1018 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,040 Speaker 3: you achieved your superpower, send it all to my Mama 1019 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,120 Speaker 3: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear 1020 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,359 Speaker 3: from you. Go to my Mama told me dot Merch 1021 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,680 Speaker 3: Central to buy some of the merch that we have cooking. 1022 00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,160 Speaker 3: They are moving to them, shirts and hats. They're moving fast. 1023 00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,200 Speaker 3: We want y'all to have them, So go there and 1024 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,239 Speaker 3: like subscribe, do whatever bullshit you're supposed to do to 1025 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,440 Speaker 3: keep the podcast afloat. We love it, we need it, 1026 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,560 Speaker 3: We love you. That's the whole thing. Bye, bitch. 1027 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,520 Speaker 6: Look if you hate cops just because of the cop, next 1028 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,919 Speaker 6: time you get in trouble. 1029 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,800 Speaker 2: Call the crackhead. 1030 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,600 Speaker 3: The government. My grow chips in your nails. 1031 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:32,239 Speaker 2: All Kuala bears are racists. 1032 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:39,160 Speaker 1: The layers, the money and turkey stuff, I'll can't tell me. 1033 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:39,800 Speaker 1: Govern