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Speaker 1: but we begin with this. What is the sales pitch

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Speaker 1: for Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson on the flea market. He's

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Speaker 1: from Indanapolis, the Scouting Combine, and this is about the

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Speaker 1: team that plays there year round. It appears that Anthony

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Speaker 1: So if you didn't hear about this, maybe not Richardson

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Speaker 1: say loo to Mike the Leprechaun fan favorite Mike the Leprechaun,

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Speaker 3: That Robin didn't like me yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Not not a fan of your work, No, not a fan.

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Speaker 1: Not We're not. You know, you can't that's bad juju.

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Speaker 6: We're counting down.

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Speaker 1: You're really early on all this stuff. Why what are

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Speaker 3: I'm freaking up because I have to turn the calendar

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Speaker 6: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: There once was an ugly duckling weight feathers all shired

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Speaker 3: Okay. Do you think Katum will play tomorrow marsh first against.

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Speaker 6: The Seven six Ers.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, But you keep saying, you listen,

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Speaker 1: here's the deal, all right? Uh? Do I think Tatum's

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Speaker 1: going to play? No, I don't think he's going I

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Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna play tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: About that, okay, Anyway, I do have a small complaint.

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Speaker 6: Password.

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Speaker 3: Two weeks ago, me and the other guy. We ateed it.

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Speaker 3: We got ten ten ten ten. Can I get at

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Speaker 3: least a half of the golden tickets?

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Speaker 6: Pretty? Please?

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Speaker 3: Please? The half of a golden ticket?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: If you had called me up right away, yes, but

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Speaker 1: you waited two weeks. I talked to coup. Oh congratulations,

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Speaker 1: So you talked to coopngratulates. What do you want? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, somebody wants to talk to you, Mike de Lepreca,

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Speaker 1: Hold on his sake, Scott, you're on the your Hello,

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Speaker 1: blind Scott sale to Mike the Leprecaun Blind Scott.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Mike, you've absolutely ruined the show. You called every day.

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Speaker 6: You're begging for a golden ticket. Nowt you give shout

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00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 6: outs to people who you go out to hang out with.

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00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 6: You have no takes at all. You've driven every listener

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Speaker 6: away from the show where they're shutting off the show.

448
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 6: Now you hijacked the show through football season doing a

449
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Speaker 6: Patriots pick take where you pick the Patriots for every

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Speaker 6: segment every damn week. Mike, I know you understand that

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Speaker 6: you're enjoying your retirement.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, how do you respond? Mike? The leprecun.

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Speaker 1: How do you respond to this?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I hope that bland Scott will give me a

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Speaker 3: mulligan for one. And you know what the bland Scott's

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Speaker 3: initials are.

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Speaker 1: BS and okay, blind Scott, I'm told your initials are bs,

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Speaker 1: blind Scott and uh, I'm also till you're making things

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Speaker 1: up about people leaving the show.

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Speaker 6: Ben, this is all your fault for not being my

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Speaker 6: friend anymore and letting this lose, for hijacked the show.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,

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Speaker 1: we just did like you called. You called the other

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Speaker 1: day and said we're lifelong friends. So now you're calling

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Speaker 1: up today saying we're not friend.

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Speaker 3: We are.

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Speaker 6: We are. We're really good friends. You're the only friend

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00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 6: I ever have that You're the only one that will

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Speaker 6: take my phone calls, you know. And I'm jealous of

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Speaker 6: this guy, Mike the Leprechaun. He teaches his whole life,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean. He rolls in here like

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Speaker 6: he's gonna get on the radio. Man like you knows

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Speaker 6: what he's doing on radio. He does terrible radio, bro,

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Speaker 6: you know, And we accept him because we like him,

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Speaker 6: he said retired teacher. We wanted to have a good time.

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Speaker 6: You know he's funny. I watch his YouTube video shows.

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Speaker 1: Now blind Scott, are you gonna time? Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: have Mike the Leprecaun take part in your webinar on

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Speaker 1: how to be a great talk radio call?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna.

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Speaker 6: Crush it on?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm crushing it on social media and outs. I

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Speaker 6: know how to get in the algorithm and I could

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Speaker 6: tell him how to refund.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so get us in the app, Scott, since you

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Speaker 1: claim to get get us in the algorithm, wed us

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Speaker 1: wedge our show in the algorithm? You remember a couple

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00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: of years ago, we were actually trending on X one

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Speaker 1: Night because I forget what it was, but we were

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Speaker 1: like a trending topic in the United States on on

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Speaker 1: X one Night.

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Speaker 6: Trending on us. I'm trending all the time now, man,

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Speaker 6: I'm Talenti's I was trending. I said, does anybody want

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Speaker 6: to go and bownine say with me? I had like

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Speaker 6: a million jews all these times. I don't know if

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Speaker 6: you guys know my social media. No, I can't.

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Speaker 1: On the social media must during the day. I'm not

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Speaker 1: on there any Michael anything else Michael Leprecaun, anything else

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Speaker 1: you want to add Michael Leprecaun.

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Speaker 3: I hope to see I hope to see Plan Scott

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Speaker 3: in Boston this summer. But he's spending on X for

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Speaker 3: all the wrong reasons.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's likely true. That's likely true. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to pop pap? I thank you, Michael Epu, Bob, Poppy,

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Speaker 1: and San Diego. Hello Poppy, Welcome Poppy, Poppy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm right here, and I know you guys want Poppy.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, go back on hold. I don't want no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want that. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants it.

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Speaker 1: I wait over there, no, no no way, uh my god,

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Speaker 1: we do not need that. There's no not a man,

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Speaker 1: woman or child that wants He's picks nobody. So how

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Speaker 1: about this story from the NFL. Though, Shadur Sanders thought

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Speaker 1: he would try to butter up his new coach, Todd

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Speaker 1: munkin there the Monkman in Cleveland, so he got him

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Speaker 1: a nice surprise birthday gift. It was revealed this week

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Speaker 1: that Chadur Sanders, who's about to lose his job as

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Speaker 1: the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, sent you see

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Speaker 1: this no, So he sent Chaudeur Sanders the new Browns

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Speaker 1: Coach a horsehead as a gift, a porcelain horsehead. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's going full Godfather, that is that is not a

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Speaker 1: good sign when you're getting a horse head. So Monkin

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Speaker 1: said that Chadur Sanders told him he just really liked

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Speaker 1: the porcelain horse head and he bought one himself. So

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about this and I thought, well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, is this actually something well, it's something I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about it was there a subliminal message? And the

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Speaker 1: other thing I was thinking about is Shadur Sanders is

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Speaker 1: young enough, and I don't know that a lot of

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Speaker 1: the younger generation are watching classic movies in Hollywood. So

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Speaker 1: is it possible that Shadur Sanders never saw The Godfather?

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Speaker 1: He's twenty four years old, he was born in two

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Speaker 1: and just just had a birthday this month. Is it

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Speaker 1: possible that he has no idea about the god It's possible, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, you're not watching the classic movies like Gone

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Speaker 1: with the Wind and The Godfather and all that like that.

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Speaker 1: That's my generation. I had to watch that crap. But

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Speaker 1: these people don't have to do it, you know, they

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Speaker 1: worry about the trending topic on TikTok. That's what they

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Speaker 1: got to worry about. So interesting. We'll revisit that later.

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Speaker 1: We've got big Bands Lame Jokes of the Week for

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Speaker 1: the rest of the hour, Big Bends laying jokes of

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Speaker 1: the week. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.

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Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show.

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Speaker 1: As we are up all night with the original recipe.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget about the secret menu item. It's the fifth

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Speaker 1: hour podcast. It'll be available later today as you can

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Speaker 1: hear this podcast as we're recording this live overnight on

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Speaker 1: real radio, but you can also hear the podcast format now.

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Speaker 1: also stream the show wherever you happen to be. There

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Speaker 1: are thousands of radio stations on the iHeartRadio app. However,

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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio always ends up in the top five

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Speaker 1: when they do their ratings on how many people are

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Speaker 1: listening to the streams and all that stuff. So check

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app Fox Sports Radio Channel. You can stream

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Speaker 1: us wherever you happen to be and also hear the podcast,

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Speaker 1: the Ben Malor Show podcast and the Fifth Hour podcast.

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Speaker 1: Check It, Knock, Knock. Who's there? Blame Weed, Blame Weed?

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Speaker 1: Who It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here we go, Big Ben's lame the jokes of the

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Speaker 1: week and yeah, hey, what's going on? Weed man? Hippie left?

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Speaker 1: All right? All right, very good, and we actually have

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Speaker 1: an added bonus. Shit, why do we do this right now?

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Speaker 1: So I don't forget because I know I'm gonna forget,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to forget because I like this

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Speaker 1: guy and I hope he becomes a regular. So we

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Speaker 1: only don't allow anyone to read jokes to you. But

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Speaker 1: we have a celebrity caller, Mikey the insomniac from Tampa,

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Speaker 1: would like to tell you a joke. Are you ready,

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Speaker 1: weed man?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 6: How are you doing?

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Speaker 3: My dude?

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Speaker 7: I'm doing great? Weed Man. Listen, just say no, because

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Speaker 7: I know you're gonna say yes to this, but I

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Speaker 7: want you just to say no. Have you ever found

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Speaker 7: a dead body in the woods?

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Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no.

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Speaker 7: No, no, have I have twice, and she was like

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Speaker 7: when I left her, I'm sorry, Lorena, she.

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Speaker 8: Was, no, All right, there you go, Mikey starts us off.

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Speaker 8: These are these are joking. If you want to be

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Speaker 8: a joke writer, if you think you're funny and you

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Speaker 8: want to write a joke for hundreds of thousands of people,

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Speaker 8: whatever it is, this is your opportunity right here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, who send me potato chips and candy? Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I was it. Parito was sitting. I

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Speaker 1: think Pirito had sent you some stuff. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if anyone else sent you, I don't know. Okay, did

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Speaker 1: you get the air fryer from Sir scratch Off? No?

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Speaker 1: I did not. Shocking shocking. Yeah, yeah, Well we had

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Speaker 1: a great Mallard meet and greet in Arkansas, Remember Coop,

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Speaker 1: how fun that was going to Arkansas and our listeners there.

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Speaker 1: It was great and it was really fun. Itv case

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Speaker 1: those were delicious. Those were really good too. But because

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Speaker 1: of that, our buddy, our buddy in Hartford hooked us

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Speaker 1: up with the mother load a couple of times, right,

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Speaker 1: mother load of those? Did you know that weed man

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Speaker 1: is getting.

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Speaker 6: Somebody shut down?

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Speaker 1: Okay, calm down. Did you know that weed Man is

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Speaker 1: getting invited to the Summer Olympics?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, You're gonna represent the USA in the dumpster high dive.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations on that. That's Noah in Austin. Why did

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Speaker 1: weed Man hate school? Really? Yeah? You hate you hated school.

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Speaker 1: The teachers always gave you home work. That's everybody, Mike

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Speaker 1: the Leprechaun. Who who is weed Man's favorite Star Wars character?

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Speaker 1: Who can't Chewbacca is the answer. That's Kurt Good Joe,

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Speaker 1: Kurt from Earth. How old is weed Man?

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Speaker 7: Old?

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Speaker 1: He's so old that rolling a joint will soon mean

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Speaker 1: his ankle. Uh, let's eat in Roseville, Minnesota. Here's another

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Speaker 1: one from our buddy, e very nice man. I met

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Speaker 1: him weed Man. I met him at the Mallard meeting

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Speaker 1: years back. Yes, what did weed Man write on his

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Speaker 1: jail cell wall? What for a good time? Called Ben

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Speaker 1: Maller eight seven seven ninety nine? One fox? All right?

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Speaker 1: How was weed Man hippie? How's weed Man hippie lasted

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Speaker 1: so long with Lisa? How how well they both believe

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Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship. That's Darryl in the Ozarks.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Darryl. Met Darryl as Well back in the day,

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Speaker 1: all right, in the Kansas City Meet and greet. Did

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Speaker 1: you know that weed Man was able to buy a

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Speaker 1: new set of chompers for just one dollar?

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Speaker 6: I wish. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a deal. And now you have

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Speaker 1: buck teeth. So congratulations. That's our buddy, Surfer. That's Surfer Todd,

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Speaker 1: the comedian who was at He's always at the mallor

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Speaker 1: meet and greets in Vegas, and I guess he'll be

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Speaker 1: at the one we hope to do it this year,

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Speaker 1: slug willing and all that, and he'll come by and

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Speaker 1: he lives in Vegas part of the time. Now, all right,

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Speaker 1: what happened when a judge asked weed Man Hippie why

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Speaker 1: he was driving under the influence?

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 1: Well, weed Man Hippie pled the fifth is what he did?

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00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: That just George, George and Girvaldi Texas sent that one

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Speaker 1: in the eighth Hello, did you hear that weed Man's

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Speaker 1: about weed Man's new beer? Oh really, yeah, big news,

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Speaker 1: weed Man. It's called Lincoln Road Living the Low Life.

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Speaker 1: That's from Drew in Minnesota.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently weed Man Hippie, as you start you started

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Speaker 1: having a smoothie every day for breakfast? Is that correct?

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Speaker 1: Weed Man? Definitely, yeah, yeah, yeah, apparently not having any

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Speaker 1: if it's the only way you can get high fiber

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Speaker 1: in your diet, high fiber in your Dietsy Darryl again

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Speaker 1: in the ozar. So why did weed Man get rejected

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00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: when he tried to join the Lakers?

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 1: Lakers said, we have enough guys standing around doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: That's Eric in Kansas. Very funny man, very funny man.

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Speaker 1: All right, another one from our buddy Eric on the

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Speaker 1: Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week. These are actual

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Speaker 1: jokes by actual listeners. Were pretty much roasting weed man.

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Speaker 1: Hippie lives in Florida. That's what we're doing right now.

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Speaker 1: Will let's hear why did Lisa start her own pest

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Speaker 1: control business?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Well, she said, twenty five years of experience keeping weed

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Speaker 1: man far away. That's Eric in Kansas who sent that

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Speaker 1: one in. What does everyone do after weed Man enters

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Speaker 1: a room? What they checked the bottom of their shoes? Wow?

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Speaker 1: That's a lucky I tell you. Oh oh all right?

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Speaker 1: How does how does weed man hold his liquor ow

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Speaker 1: by the ears? That's a Dan in South Carolina? What

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Speaker 1: else do we have here? Let's see page Dan.

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 1: Weed Man is training for the twenty eighth Summer Olympics

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Speaker 1: in La Wow. Cool, yeah yeah, appelly to be part

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Speaker 1: of the high jump weed Man the high jump. Hid uh?

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Speaker 1: Last one? Did you hear that Jed who fled won

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Speaker 1: a gold medal in the Olympics?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Really, yes, in the man's crack pipe. So congratulations to

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Speaker 1: Jed who fled. That was from Jeopardy al So thank

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Speaker 1: you guys all everyone that sent jokes in. Wonderful job.

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Speaker 1: Thank you weed Man.

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Speaker 4: Don't you