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Speaker 1: Okayopie.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, welcome to another episode of Okayopy Welcome back Baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry, and we're about

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Speaker 2: to get into our first story. This is from user

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Speaker 2: toss Away throw It, which I guess is a toss

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Speaker 2: away throw it maybe a metaphor. Okay, here we go Today.

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Speaker 2: I effed up by walking naked through a hotel ouch

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Speaker 2: obligated to say this happened a few years ago. Oh

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Speaker 2: but lucky me, did I ever duck up? My husband

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Speaker 2: and I were gifted an amazing night's stay at a

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Speaker 2: very expensive hotel. I'm talking thousand dollars, dinner at a

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Speaker 2: diamond restaurant, and views from our room that were just

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Speaker 2: million dollar views.

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Speaker 3: God man, so fancy as hell.

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Speaker 2: Fancy as hell for us, this was a once in

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Speaker 2: a lifetime experience. This is also our very first getaway

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Speaker 2: after having our baby, and I had spent the first

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Speaker 2: few months breastfeeding and was in the process of weaning

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Speaker 2: due to starting new medications soon. But I promise you,

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Speaker 2: if my baby even made the simplest noise at night,

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Speaker 2: I would rush in faster than the speed of lights

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Speaker 2: to check on my baby.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes even before my eyes opened.

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Speaker 3: She's a good mind. It sounds like she deserved a break.

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Speaker 2: She definitely deserves a break, and she's a great mom.

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Speaker 2: But that information is going to become very relevant very soon.

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Speaker 2: So finally I agreed to go on a romantic getaway.

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Speaker 2: You know, like the romantic get away.

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Speaker 1: You got the.

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Speaker 4: Roses, you got the horse drawn cabbage, like the heart

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Speaker 4: shaped bed you know what I mean, with the pedal.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with like rose petals everywhere. Yeah, or maybe

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Speaker 2: it's like a heart shaped waterbed with fish inside. Have

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Speaker 2: you seen those?

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Speaker 3: Definitely fish inside a waterbed.

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Speaker 2: Fish inside the waterbed. It's a whole thing. Look it up, people,

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Speaker 2: look it up. So finally I agreed to go on

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Speaker 2: a romantic getaway, just me and my husband.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: So we left our baby with the grandparents, and off

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Speaker 2: we went for our magical evening. We happily drank too

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Speaker 2: much wine, my first time drinking since giving birth, and

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Speaker 2: we had the romantic, passionate, slightly intoxicated evening of enjoying

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Speaker 2: every part of each other, and we passed out in

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Speaker 2: the warm embrace of one another.

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It's beautiful story.

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Speaker 2: This is beautiful. Honestly, I feel like I'm about to

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Speaker 2: get into some fifty shades of gray territory, but this

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Speaker 2: with the best threesome.

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Speaker 1: Fifty shades of Rea.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I love that, Like we're going Snorkelin and it's

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Speaker 2: about to get wet and wild and oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Then I woke up.

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Speaker 2: A very nice man asked me if I was okay,

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Speaker 2: and I looked around, realizing that I was in the lobby.

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Speaker 2: I apologized and said, oh yes, and the concerned man

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Speaker 2: looked at me like I was an alien and stepped

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Speaker 2: realize I must have slept walk, which I guess she's doing,

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Speaker 2: Like she's just like walking downstairs, Like I get sleepwalking,

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Speaker 2: but sleepwalking out of your hotel room, Yeah, sleep elevatoring,

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Speaker 2: that seems all. That's that's tough, Like you can like

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Speaker 2: it's impressive that you can operate on that much autopilot,

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Speaker 2: Like you're a safe you're getting your z's, you're getting

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Speaker 2: Like that's some serious Like if only we could just

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Speaker 2: like I don't know if we could utilize that sleep

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Speaker 2: time to work out or exactly do something more show, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: record this show in our sleep, in our sleep, baby,

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Speaker 2: So I must have slept walk. It's happened before, not

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Speaker 2: in many years. However, the combination of wine, my slightly

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Speaker 3: Extra supply in there, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: She's got a baby like there that needs that milk

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Speaker 2: and it's not relieving it right, real question, if your

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Speaker 1: Would you try it out? Yeah, you try a little taste.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I would, without a doubt, I thought.

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Speaker 2: Then I looked down. I looked down, and that's the

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Speaker 2: moment of horror. I was completely naked, Yes, ass naked.

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Speaker 3: I ran.

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Speaker 2: I guess in all the commotion she actually found it,

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Speaker 2: but I wouldn't actually put it past her, because if

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Speaker 2: and navigating, I started pounding on the door yelling, which

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Speaker 2: and my nightmare continued as I realized my husband was

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Speaker 1: This guy's am I A where are you at?

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Speaker 3: Hobby?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, hobby, your wife is indeed off.

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Speaker 2: I ran again, tears streaming down my face, till I

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Speaker 2: who said, oh, we've been looking for you where It's like,

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Speaker 2: it's like, oh, yeah, the naked lady around the hotel,

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Speaker 2: you know they should be I know. I mean, she's

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Speaker 2: also like, it's like I'm wondering. It's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you would want to go on a date.

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Speaker 1: And she's like, excuse me, I am already hitched. My

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Speaker 3: He's so kind is to open it for me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus, so she's but ass naked. We've been looking

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Speaker 2: for you. Security came and gave me a robe. Shout

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Speaker 2: which I still didn't have a key for. I tried

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Speaker 2: I feel like there's more of a chance that she

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Speaker 2: just a robe, you know, yeah, like robe banging on

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Speaker 3: Maybe there was like.

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Speaker 4: Some sort like there could be some sort of altercation

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Speaker 3: Terrible.

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Speaker 1: John. It sounds like you've done this before.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, sometimes experience and speaks louder than words,

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Speaker 2: John has never hired a prostitute as far as I know.

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Speaker 2: I tried to explain I wasn't a hooker and that

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Speaker 2: if if this was a guy and he was banging

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Speaker 2: any who sells that would be like, no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Put it in the chat. Are they gonna let us

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Speaker 1: say if we bang on the hotel door? I think not.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I started yelling at my husband, who was still a

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Speaker 1: A great night with your wife, right you're.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, that's that's like a movie.

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Speaker 2: That's like, that's a good movie. This is not life.

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Speaker 2: This is punishment, this is this is like the beginning

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Speaker 2: to get away from this awkward, very weird situation. Thankfully,

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Speaker 3: He's chilling, bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy is just like, all right, you go

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Speaker 2: deal with your shit. I'm gonna go sleep. I know

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Speaker 1: But I really, I really got a sleep that seriously,

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Speaker 2: The morning finally came, and my, oh my, my so

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Speaker 1: The hell out of there and starting our four hour

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Speaker 2: Really, if this is a five star meal, like, I

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Speaker 2: don't care if you send my ding dong. I want

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Speaker 3: Fair enough, a little sausage, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Hey, although at the time I was mortified, I'm happy

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Speaker 4: That is that is a probe, not sleeping naked listeners.

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Speaker 2: I also just want to say, uh, we we have

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Speaker 2: a bunch of new people listening to the podcast we

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Speaker 3: Like y'all are out here? Yeah, yeah, you know what

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Speaker 3: screw screw TikTok get.

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Speaker 4: All I care about is the YouTube two hundred whatever

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Speaker 4: you guys. That's that's the only people on it. Maybe

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Speaker 4: podcasts too, maybe pod.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, should we shout out some of our peeps.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's shout them out. Who do we got? We

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Speaker 3: got a lot.

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Speaker 1: We got Vanessa.

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Speaker 4: H h is for Hella awesome, damn straight.

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Speaker 1: Steven Smith.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Steven Smith.

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Speaker 4: Next up we got is he Thompson, who is now

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Speaker 4: currently one of my favorite humans for sure. Saw you

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Speaker 4: guys on TikTok. I was genuinely surprised that you guys

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Speaker 4: weren't already popular.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised too, is he. I'm in shot.

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Speaker 1: It's about damn times.

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Speaker 4: I'm in shock. We've been working, We've been working hard.

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Speaker 4: Shout out to Otto Belluza.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Sam.

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Speaker 1: Easy, Shout out to Zult Naggy.

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Speaker 3: That's a great one.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Flavy also, he said, good video. But

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Speaker 2: do you guys have anything like a podcast?

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Speaker 1: Yes, we do.

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Speaker 4: Check it out my Apple podcast everywhere you get your podcasts. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 4: I fed up by making boom boom on a school trip.

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Speaker 1: God on a school trip.

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Speaker 3: On I school trip.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know education.

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Speaker 1: The book is called Karma Sutra, by the way.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't either, So I expressed some of these concerns

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Speaker 4: Now, my sneaky link is here and I have to

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Speaker 3: It is okay.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not like I like happy endings. But as

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna take a dukie, hot dukie all over him.

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Speaker 1: Terrible thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Much much worse, because then, like the teachers actually maybe

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Speaker 4: Gonna be worth it, please, I mean, hey, you know

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Speaker 3: That's you can put.

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Speaker 2: That on your Yeah, yeah, that's put down on your resume.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna get you on the college. You don't need

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Speaker 4: Anyone will want to hire you after being on this.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we're doing We're doing a big favor here,

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Speaker 4: Frankie down here, opee.

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Speaker 2: If you want to reach out to us, let us know,

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Speaker 2: Frankie Downhill, we want you man, give us your contact.

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Speaker 1: For this turn of weird for the show to say,

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Speaker 4: It was funny because like you were trying, I could

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of improv going on here, and so

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Speaker 3: Only one of us can do this. Well, Sam, this

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Speaker 2: I would say successful edition. Also, John, I think we

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Speaker 4: Freaking subscribe, baby, subscribe, leave a comment, smash it smash

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Speaker 2: Harder than uh got boom boom.

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Speaker 1: All Right, we'll see you guys in the next episode.