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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call

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Speaker 1: a woman who, for the last few months has been

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Speaker 1: ordering all her groceries from a delivery app. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do the same. Actually, if you haven't used one

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Speaker 1: of those four, they're actually pretty awesome. Yeah, it's sweet.

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Speaker 1: Saves you a bunch of time and energy, unless, of course,

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Speaker 1: your designated shopper is Jose. Oh no, this is why

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Speaker 1: I use the app, but not on the other end.

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Speaker 1: He can't buy food for himself. Exactly, Jose's picking up

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Speaker 1: your items. Then something's bound to go wrong, which is

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Speaker 1: exactly what happens in your brand new phone tap right now,

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Speaker 1: as on the twenties, Hello, Hi, this is Richie. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from part is this Marissa? Yeah, listen, Marissa? Oh good,

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Speaker 1: how's your day going. It's fine? Everything okay, everything's fine.

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Speaker 1: I just had to sub out a few things for you, Like,

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Speaker 1: they didn't have sharp cheddar cheese, so I went with

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Speaker 1: medium cheddar. I hope that's okay, that's fine, that's okay. Good. Oh. Also,

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Speaker 1: they were out of those yellow peaches that you asked for,

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Speaker 1: so I got white peaches instead. Okay, they're firm, by

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Speaker 1: the way. I'm holding one in my hand right now. There.

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Speaker 1: It feels perfect. It's just not the right color. But

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Speaker 1: everything else seems good. Okay, good, all right. Well, I've

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Speaker 1: got just about everything picked out, so I think i'll

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Speaker 1: be by your house and like fifteen maybe twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: depending on traffic. Excuse me, excuse me? Yeah, h was

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Speaker 1: that a toilet flushing? Oh? Yeah, I guess it was.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I didn't realize you could hear that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did hear it. Are you holding my food while

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Speaker 1: you're going to the bathroom? What's going on? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's just been a really busy day. I was just

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Speaker 1: using a restaurant before I head out, so I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: And told me, we're just holding my peach. Can you

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Speaker 1: put that stuff back and get me? At first of all,

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Speaker 1: wash your hands please, I'm holding the peach because I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to put it on the ground. Of course,

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Speaker 1: you should not have my food in the bathroom period

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Speaker 1: with you. That is unhygienic. I really wish you would

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Speaker 1: have said that earlier. That earlier. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: There's no protocol requiring me to write a note saying

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Speaker 1: don't bring my food into the bathroom with you. That's insane.

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Speaker 1: I can set the peach down on the back of

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Speaker 1: the toilet if that'll make you feel more comfortable. Looks

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Speaker 1: pretty clean and just something wrong with you? Like this

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Speaker 1: is very upsetting to me now, Like now I'm questioning

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Speaker 1: my whole everything, like I'm wondering about past orders that

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Speaker 1: I mean. Oh no, no, no, look, everything is fine.

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Speaker 1: The peach feels good. Hold on, yeah, smells great a peach,

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Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with this peach. I promise you

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Speaker 1: that peach is going to have to be disposed of

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Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. I would like fresh. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to throw this away. It's a perfectly good peach. Look,

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Speaker 1: I can wrap it in the toilet seat cover. I

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Speaker 1: don't want a stupid toilet peach. Okay, I want my

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Speaker 1: order clean. Okay, fine, Like you're the boss, it's gone,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm throwing the peach away. What about the

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Speaker 1: other items that I have in here? What do you mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want anyone to take your stuff, ma'am, So

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Speaker 1: I brought the whole grocery card into the stall, my

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Speaker 1: entire order into the bathroom with you. Oh no, oh no,

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Speaker 1: what was that? What was that? Right now? What was that?

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Speaker 1: Looks like I gotta to take another peach off the list? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what's fat fingers? Listen to me. You know

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Speaker 1: what you're going to take off the list? My whole order.

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Speaker 1: I'm canceling it and I'm never ordering from you again.

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Speaker 1: Completely insane. May I ask why you drop my peach

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Speaker 1: into the toilet and you're asking me why? Hey, is

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Speaker 1: this a bad time to tell you that I opened

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Speaker 1: your peanut butter? Oh my god, I hadn't tried that

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Speaker 1: kind I was just kind of curious. I said, more creamy?

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Speaker 1: How can you get more creamy? That you had to lie?

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Speaker 1: But it's pretty creamy now, that is correct. If you're laughing,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious to you that I have to cancel my arder. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: I know if you're thinking you want me to be fired.

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Speaker 1: You want to call my boss. Listen, this is all

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Speaker 1: a prank. I'm so sorry to upset you, but this

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Speaker 1: is not real. This is actually Jose for the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing your husband,

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Speaker 1: Ben set you up. I talked to you like twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes ago, and he told us your entire car order

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Speaker 1: just so we can mess with you. Oh oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: exhausted from you. I an exhausting person. And that's not

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Speaker 1: even about the card or anything. That's just me. I

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Speaker 1: need a nap, No, I need to lie well. I

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Speaker 1: got some fresh beaches. I can come if you want

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Speaker 1: to eat one with me before you take a nap.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait a minute, we gotta shoot one down.

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Speaker 1: I flushed one week up every morning with food tab

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: Morning