WEBVTT - Go Big or Go Home

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<v Speaker 1>All right, but up next it is the nephew. He's

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<v Speaker 1>here with the prank phone call. Whatt go big go

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<v Speaker 1>go big, all go. So you just to be at

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<v Speaker 1>the house by Jr. Right. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>reach Darnell. Darnelle. This do I know how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Scott saying, with Bigger, bigger and better, where

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<v Speaker 1>we make you large and in charge? How you doing today? Scott?

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<v Speaker 1>Who st So I'm with bigger and better, where we

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<v Speaker 1>make you large and in charge? What's up? We were actually,

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<v Speaker 1>uh giving a phone call by your wife your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um you know your

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<v Speaker 1>wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon,

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<v Speaker 1>is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming up. Okay, if you have you decided on

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<v Speaker 1>getting or anything or no, No, I got a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days in mind. Um well, actually, uh, we got

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<v Speaker 1>a call from from I think we've got something that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And and something

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<v Speaker 1>I think that she wanted to recommend that something that

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<v Speaker 1>you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting racking my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm actually gave us the call, she's actually had

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<v Speaker 1>an idea, you know, what she would really really like

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<v Speaker 1>for her birthday present. So she calls to give me

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<v Speaker 1>ideal on with I should get for her birthday. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is something that's a little a little different,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's something that you probably would never in a

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<v Speaker 1>million years think of. But here at Bigger and Better,

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<v Speaker 1>where we make you large and in charge, we actually

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<v Speaker 1>do some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>thought of. So I definitely understand her giving up what's

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<v Speaker 1>your name against Sam Scott. Scott, get to the point

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<v Speaker 1>what you're selling. Actually let us know that there are

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<v Speaker 1>some things that that are really really lacking between you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and she would very much like for her birthday where

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<v Speaker 1>you can be a lot more well endowed. So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we do here at Bigger and Bad, We

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<v Speaker 1>actually hello, what I could be more wet, more well

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<v Speaker 1>in doubt, sir? So I think, really what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called

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<v Speaker 1>you to tell you that I'm not when you meet

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<v Speaker 1>willing doubt my junk. So you're you're, you're, you're, you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're inadequate you know what I mean, You're you're uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe maybe very impotent, I'm not sure, but

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me, what's the name of this companying in Bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and Better where we make you large and in charge?

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<v Speaker 1>And right now you know you're not. You're not large

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<v Speaker 1>and in charge, and we want to get you to

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<v Speaker 1>that were to come in for a complication, good compltation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now

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<v Speaker 1>because right now, okay, I'm gonna call her and we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do do you not do you not think

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<v Speaker 1>you need to come in? I don't even think I

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<v Speaker 1>even be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever is

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<v Speaker 1>going on in my bed ro I'm king so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even I'm not even I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>going on. Whatever you whatever? First for me, that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>increase me. In the bedroom is the first sign of denial, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have no no, I don't have no problems

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<v Speaker 1>in the bed roll. Well, you know, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>why am I even still on the phone with you,

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<v Speaker 1>But sir, I mean you and you only have to

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<v Speaker 1>worry about here from Mark, she gotta something to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of count with you. Then, you. You ain't got go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and cold is that outfit? Let me say this.

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<v Speaker 1>You you have a you have a very big ego, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I want to do is is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not You're not as big as your ego.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get you to that point. This is

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<v Speaker 1>something crazy. I've heard some crazy things people saying online.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're gonna call me talk about my wife called

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<v Speaker 1>you saying that I'm an act within the bedroom, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what? And and and once again, I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you, you're just doing your job, Scott, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>you don't work, you're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you you've got a job to do. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to

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<v Speaker 1>you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're just doing your job. They're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>you in here to get a consultation so we can

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<v Speaker 1>get you further along the way you are. Consultation a consultation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need no consultation. I don't need no assistance

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<v Speaker 1>from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're small,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to make you bigger. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to make me bigger? What? What? What is this seeming like? Bigger? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of job is that? How do you even

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<v Speaker 1>get a job like that? You apply to this job

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<v Speaker 1>an when you're in high school? Job. I'm trying to me,

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<v Speaker 1>Stop calling me man, Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to

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<v Speaker 1>help you get through this situation. Okay, Are you willing

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<v Speaker 1>to come in for a consultation? At least we're coming

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<v Speaker 1>in for a confltation. We can get your further along

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<v Speaker 1>where you are. Are you listening to me? The only

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<v Speaker 1>consultation we're gonna have is my fist in your place

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<v Speaker 1>as you call me again to tell you what. I

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<v Speaker 1>will come in for a confultation. Give me give me

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<v Speaker 1>your address and everything like that, all your information, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The first eight hours

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, Sir. What I want to do is

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<v Speaker 1>get you lined up and get your let me work,

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<v Speaker 1>let me call my wife. I don't need no damp pasy.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give me your info and you got to work

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<v Speaker 1>on here from us no more, okay, But right now

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to get up for me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to hang up on you. And I understand you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do your job. You're small. You're small, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to make you bigger. You sir, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to a little small guy. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help you with your problem. Now. If you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand

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<v Speaker 1>why your wife knows you're having yours. Why we can

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<v Speaker 1>have this conversation face to face. You don't know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you here? It doesn't matter. If I can

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<v Speaker 1>get on the line, I can figure out why she

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<v Speaker 1>calls you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting you know me. Man, you never see me. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know anything about me. I mean, I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>believe my wife's even called you. But just this is

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<v Speaker 1>just how you do business. You don't call me and

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<v Speaker 1>call me I'm tiny, sir. I'm playing something to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give up what you are. Okay, okay, then

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<v Speaker 1>there are some other things that let us know as

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<v Speaker 1>well what the what that means. He also wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you that this is nephew called me from

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harby. More than itself. Your wife just pray for

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<v Speaker 1>calls you bad man. That's funny. Man, come on here

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<v Speaker 1>over here looking at us in the mirror, it was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wake her. I thought I was good, but

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<v Speaker 1>I got real nervously. I was like, man, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land. Come on now, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's just see your Harvey radio show. Man. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get you know, you got to go be