Speaker 1: All right, but up next it is the nephew. He's
Speaker 1: here with the prank phone call. Whatt go big go
Speaker 1: go big, all go. So you just to be at
Speaker 1: the house by Jr. Right. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: reach Darnell. Darnelle. This do I know how you doing?
Speaker 1: This is Scott saying, with Bigger, bigger and better, where
Speaker 1: we make you large and in charge? How you doing today? Scott?
Speaker 1: Who st So I'm with bigger and better, where we
Speaker 1: make you large and in charge? What's up? We were actually,
Speaker 1: uh giving a phone call by your wife your wife?
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um you know your
Speaker 1: wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon,
Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay, if you have you decided on
Speaker 1: getting or anything or no, No, I got a couple
Speaker 1: of days in mind. Um well, actually, uh, we got
Speaker 1: a call from from I think we've got something that's
Speaker 1: gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And and something
Speaker 1: I think that she wanted to recommend that something that
Speaker 1: you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting racking my brain.
Speaker 1: So I'm actually gave us the call, she's actually had
Speaker 1: an idea, you know, what she would really really like
Speaker 1: for her birthday present. So she calls to give me
Speaker 1: ideal on with I should get for her birthday. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: this is this is something that's a little a little different,
Speaker 1: and it's something that you probably would never in a
Speaker 1: million years think of. But here at Bigger and Better,
Speaker 1: where we make you large and in charge, we actually
Speaker 1: do some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: thought of. So I definitely understand her giving up what's
Speaker 1: your name against Sam Scott. Scott, get to the point
Speaker 1: what you're selling. Actually let us know that there are
Speaker 1: some things that that are really really lacking between you guys,
Speaker 1: and she would very much like for her birthday where
Speaker 1: you can be a lot more well endowed. So you know,
Speaker 1: that's what we do here at Bigger and Bad, We
Speaker 1: actually hello, what I could be more wet, more well
Speaker 1: in doubt, sir? So I think, really what's going on
Speaker 1: is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called
Speaker 1: you to tell you that I'm not when you meet
Speaker 1: willing doubt my junk. So you're you're, you're, you're, you're
Speaker 1: you're inadequate you know what I mean, You're you're uh,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe maybe very impotent, I'm not sure, but
Speaker 1: kidding me, what's the name of this companying in Bigger
Speaker 1: and Better where we make you large and in charge?
Speaker 1: And right now you know you're not. You're not large
Speaker 1: and in charge, and we want to get you to
Speaker 1: that were to come in for a complication, good compltation.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now
Speaker 1: because right now, okay, I'm gonna call her and we're
Speaker 1: trying to do do you not do you not think
Speaker 1: you need to come in? I don't even think I
Speaker 1: even be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever is
Speaker 1: going on in my bed ro I'm king so I'm
Speaker 1: not even I'm not even I don't even know what
Speaker 1: going on. Whatever you whatever? First for me, that's gonna
Speaker 1: increase me. In the bedroom is the first sign of denial, right,
Speaker 1: I don't have no no, I don't have no problems
Speaker 1: in the bed roll. Well, you know, I don't even
Speaker 1: why am I even still on the phone with you,
Speaker 1: But sir, I mean you and you only have to
Speaker 1: worry about here from Mark, she gotta something to kind
Speaker 1: of count with you. Then, you. You ain't got go
Speaker 1: ahead and cold is that outfit? Let me say this.
Speaker 1: You you have a you have a very big ego, sir.
Speaker 1: But what I want to do is is you know,
Speaker 1: but you're not You're not as big as your ego.
Speaker 1: I want to get you to that point. This is
Speaker 1: something crazy. I've heard some crazy things people saying online.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna call me talk about my wife called
Speaker 1: you saying that I'm an act within the bedroom, sir,
Speaker 1: you know what? And and and once again, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I know you, you're just doing your job, Scott, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay, when
Speaker 1: you don't work, you're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir.
Speaker 1: I really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay.
Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do. But
Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?
Speaker 1: All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called you,
Speaker 1: and you're just doing your job. They're trying to get
Speaker 1: you in here to get a consultation so we can
Speaker 1: get you further along the way you are. Consultation a consultation.
Speaker 1: I don't need no consultation. I don't need no assistance
Speaker 1: from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're small,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to make you bigger. You want
Speaker 1: to make me bigger? What? What? What is this seeming like? Bigger? Huh?
Speaker 1: What kind of job is that? How do you even
Speaker 1: get a job like that? You apply to this job
Speaker 1: an when you're in high school? Job. I'm trying to me,
Speaker 1: Stop calling me man, Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to
Speaker 1: help you get through this situation. Okay, Are you willing
Speaker 1: to come in for a consultation? At least we're coming
Speaker 1: in for a confltation. We can get your further along
Speaker 1: where you are. Are you listening to me? The only
Speaker 1: consultation we're gonna have is my fist in your place
Speaker 1: as you call me again to tell you what. I
Speaker 1: will come in for a confultation. Give me give me
Speaker 1: your address and everything like that, all your information, and
Speaker 1: I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there.
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The first eight hours
Speaker 1: of the day, Sir. What I want to do is
Speaker 1: get you lined up and get your let me work,
Speaker 1: let me call my wife. I don't need no damp pasy.
Speaker 1: Just give me your info and you got to work
Speaker 1: on here from us no more, okay, But right now
Speaker 1: I need you to get up for me. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hang up on you. And I understand you're
Speaker 1: trying to do your job. You're small. You're small, and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make you bigger. You sir, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to a little small guy. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to help you with your problem. Now. If you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand
Speaker 1: why your wife knows you're having yours. Why we can
Speaker 1: have this conversation face to face. You don't know what?
Speaker 1: Why would you here? It doesn't matter. If I can
Speaker 1: get on the line, I can figure out why she
Speaker 1: calls you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's
Speaker 1: the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.
Speaker 1: Getting you know me. Man, you never see me. You
Speaker 1: don't know anything about me. I mean, I can't even
Speaker 1: believe my wife's even called you. But just this is
Speaker 1: just how you do business. You don't call me and
Speaker 1: call me I'm tiny, sir. I'm playing something to you.
Speaker 1: I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir.
Speaker 1: I don't give up what you are. Okay, okay, then
Speaker 1: there are some other things that let us know as
Speaker 1: well what the what that means. He also wanted me
Speaker 1: to tell you that this is nephew called me from
Speaker 1: Steve Harby. More than itself. Your wife just pray for
Speaker 1: calls you bad man. That's funny. Man, come on here
Speaker 1: over here looking at us in the mirror, it was
Speaker 1: kind of wake her. I thought I was good, but
Speaker 1: I got real nervously. I was like, man, what's the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Come on now, you
Speaker 1: know it's just see your Harvey radio show. Man. You
Speaker 1: gotta get you know, you got to go be