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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. The national anthem needs to

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Speaker 1: be updated. It's the Jewel Show. I mean, I'm not sure,

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Speaker 1: but I think that that song was written a long

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Speaker 1: time ago by some guy who probably doesn't even have

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Speaker 1: a TikTok, So it needs to be changed. Things have

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Speaker 1: changed in America, and I think it just one line.

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Speaker 1: You know how the national anthem says Land of the

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Speaker 1: Free and Home of the Brave. I think it should

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Speaker 1: be updated to the Land of the Free and the

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Speaker 1: Home of the Food. Because one thing every American gets

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Speaker 1: excited about is food, and then they get double excited

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Speaker 1: about free food. And if that free food is a

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Speaker 1: double cheeseburger deep frieda inside of a twinkie at a

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Speaker 1: state fair, yeah, you don't even want to think about

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Speaker 1: the type of excitement that happens with Americans. And Americans

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Speaker 1: are excited right now because one of America's favorite restaurants

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Speaker 1: has put their two favorite words together, free and food.

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Speaker 1: And that restaurant is McDonald's McDonald's where McDonald's is giving

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Speaker 1: away Mcgold cards and that gets you free food for life.

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Speaker 1: Why do they determine, because like they could give it

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Speaker 1: to a five year old. Now you got to feed

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Speaker 1: him for like ninety more years, or you could give

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Speaker 1: it to an eighty year old who might have a

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Speaker 1: couple of cheese burgers left. They're giving They're giving away

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Speaker 1: twelve mcgold cards. It's probably gonna be like the lotto.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be an eighty year yea. It's probably why

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Speaker 1: they do it. There twelve mcgold cards which grants you

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Speaker 1: free McDonald's for life, and to be eligible, all you

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Speaker 1: have to do is participate in their Season of Sharing

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Speaker 1: promotion on the McDonald's app. And season isn't spelled seas

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Speaker 1: o N because the cool thing for brands to do

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Speaker 1: now is take the vowels out of everything, so it's

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Speaker 1: s z N Season of Sharing. I want to open

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Speaker 1: a restaurant called Vowels with no vowels, just vwls. That's

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Speaker 1: how you could be one of the twelve people in

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Speaker 1: the world that will win a McDonald's Gold card, giving

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Speaker 1: you free McDonald's for life. I mean only twelve people.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's like Donald's being cheap. It's reminding me

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Speaker 1: of like Willie Walker and the chocolate Factory. But McDonald's

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Speaker 1: fries and burgers. I would rather have this than the

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Speaker 1: Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factor Golden Ticket, saying, and if

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Speaker 1: you get one of these mcgold cards that will give

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Speaker 1: you free food for life that McDonald's is giving away,

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Speaker 1: you'll be in good company because one of the richest

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Speaker 1: people in the world, Bill Gates, has a McDonald's Gold card.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's a special McDonald's location that

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Speaker 1: you go to where the arches are actually real gold

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Speaker 1: and Bill Gates is in there hanging out. Of course,

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Speaker 1: Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, gets free

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Speaker 1: food for the rest of his life. And as like

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Speaker 1: they don't have caveyard McDonald's, I'm not sure why he's

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Speaker 1: been going there anyway. You know, Bill Gates has one,

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Speaker 1: and Rob Low is the only other person to have

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Speaker 1: a McDonald's Gold card. I don't know why Rob Low

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Speaker 1: gets a McDonald's gold card. Bill Gates started Microsoft, obviously

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Speaker 1: one of the richest people on the planet. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why the only other person to have a McDonald's

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Speaker 1: Gold card, since they're giving these things away to twelve

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Speaker 1: people in their Season of Sharing sweepstakes, I don't know

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Speaker 1: why Rob Blow is the only other person. Makes no sense.

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Speaker 1: Who is Rob Blow? He's an actor or was an actor.

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Speaker 1: Roblo was bigger back in the eighties nineties. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess it makes sense because where Roblow's career is at.

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Speaker 1: If he were in a movie right now. They list

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Speaker 1: a bunch of names and be like and Rob Blow,

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Speaker 1: so it's Bill Gates and Rob Blow. As one, McDonald's

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Speaker 1: announce that they're giving away twelve mcgold cards where people

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Speaker 1: will get free McDonald's for life. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's like the flex that you really want. Have you say,

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Speaker 1: supersize me the guy who ate McDonald's for thirty days?

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine a lifetime? That's why McDonald's worried about it.

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Speaker 1: You'll have a lot of money to say for those

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Speaker 1: medical bals girl ten years all right. McDonald says that

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Speaker 1: three people will get four mcgold's cards because it's part

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Speaker 1: of their season of sharing promotions. So three people get

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Speaker 1: twelve McDonald's mect gold cards, one for them and then

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Speaker 1: one for three of their friends. So you me about

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Speaker 1: the mcgold cards. Imagine having that kind of power. You

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Speaker 1: could make your friends do anything for you. Oh yeah, anything?

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Speaker 1: You want this gold card? You want this mcgold card?

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Speaker 1: How bad do you want it. I'll do anything for

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Speaker 1: some prize. It's like the Gold Ax and McDonald's Black Card. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the French pride on exactly. Yes, there are a few

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Speaker 1: limits on the Mcgold Card, though technically it only covers

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Speaker 1: two free meals per week for fifty years. Oh that

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Speaker 1: is what ye crapped? What guys are rap? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: What kind of McDonald's Go back to the drawing board.

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Speaker 1: I'm deleting my app now. Absolutely. I don't want a

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Speaker 1: fried chicken hug is nothing. Two free meals a week

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Speaker 1: for fifty years, that's nick whack. I feel like the

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Speaker 1: McDonald's Goal Card is a mixed scam. I've been good

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Speaker 1: with that. I mean, I would think that would be plenty,

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Speaker 1: but still they say for life. That adds up to

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Speaker 1: a total of eight dollars a year. That doesn't wrap.

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Speaker 1: The're not really giving us that much here? What is

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Speaker 1: eight dollars a year for fifty years? Not enough? Not enough? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Text ten four one six one? Where would you want

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Speaker 1: free food for life? The Jewels Show on demand