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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, Hey, hey, hey, hey, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 1: What is that Hey, oh no, it's Jimmy. Well it's

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Speaker 1: the Roots. It'll give it to that is cooler than

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon. I guess well, I'm excited. It is late

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Speaker 1: November and you all know what that means. It's almost

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Speaker 1: my birthday. It's truly a day to give thanks for

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Speaker 1: um I do all the time. Twenty two can't believe it?

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Speaker 1: Am I talking about the year or my age? Who's

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Speaker 1: to say? Who knows? It's not his age? Now we

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Speaker 1: all know age is just a number and a feeling

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Speaker 1: in your body. That's what I've learned greatly with the

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Speaker 1: uh for my birthday? Hey, how's you know? Everybody out

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Speaker 1: there's got a birthday. It's not that special. Um I

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Speaker 1: hope yours is great? Maybe it's today. Happy birthday to

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Speaker 1: all the people whose birthday is today, and you can

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Speaker 1: go back and relisten to this episode on your birthday

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Speaker 1: and it'll be like I personally wished you a happy birthday. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what a good job watch. This is gonna be our

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Speaker 1: most replayed episode of all time. All right, put a

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Speaker 1: But I think this is a great episode to be

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Speaker 1: our most listened to episode of all time because it's

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Speaker 1: a very cool story, very exciting, another one that just

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Speaker 1: started small and just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger,

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Speaker 1: because Imperial China is just the most fascinating place. I mean,

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Speaker 1: talk about Game of Thrones style drama going on. My god,

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Speaker 1: it's that times ten. I can't believe it. And I

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Speaker 1: we say this all the time on our show, and

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Speaker 1: one of these days, somebody's got to give us a

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Speaker 1: TV contract, But this one, oh man, I'm seeing an

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Speaker 1: easy ten seasons out of this. Easy. That's if we

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Speaker 1: because this is the story of Emperor Schwan Song in

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Speaker 1: eighth century China, and this guy was part of the

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Speaker 1: Tongue dynasty and he had many many lovers throughout his life.

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Speaker 1: He was married, he had consorts and concubines, as a

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Speaker 1: lot of the emperors did back then. Um, but they

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Speaker 1: were not just lovers. They were all working behind the scenes.

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Speaker 1: This is definitely one of those scenarios where behind every

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Speaker 1: great man there was eight or ten scheme and women

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Speaker 1: trying to take control of themselves because they did wield

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Speaker 1: a lot of power. Um, and we're gonna hear all

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Speaker 1: about their various machinations and schemes. And I'd say we

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Speaker 1: just dive right into it because this story is wild.

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Speaker 1: Let's go hey their French, come listen well, Elien Diana

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Speaker 1: got some stories to tell. There's no match making a

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Speaker 1: romantic tips. It's just about particulous relationships of the might

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Speaker 1: be any type of person at all, and abstract concept

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Speaker 1: are a concrete wall. But if there's a story, were

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Speaker 1: the second glance ridiculous roles a production? If I heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: The Tongue Empire in China was an imperial dynasty that

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Speaker 1: lasted for about three hundred years between six eighteen and

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Speaker 1: nine oh seven a d. And this is one of

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Speaker 1: China's greatest periods. It's considered to be a golden age

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Speaker 1: of culture and China earned a reputation during this time

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Speaker 1: across the world for their contributions to arts like poetry

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Speaker 1: being a total art boss was Emperor Schwan Sung, who

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Speaker 1: started his rule in seven twelve a d. He was

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Speaker 1: born with the name Lee Longi. And this guy was

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Speaker 1: And we are going to do an episode about her.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, She's got so much has been on the

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Speaker 1: list for a long time. Yes, the end of her

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Speaker 1: rules spoiler alert was in seven oh five, and it

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Speaker 1: of classic royal familial politics, Lee Long, along with the

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Speaker 1: help from his aunt Princess Taiping, helped put his father

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Speaker 1: seven ten. But Long and Taiping were really the ones

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Speaker 1: in charge here. The emperor didn't do anything without consulting

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Speaker 1: clearly like, I don't want this, Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: Princess Taiping want to be in this position, so if

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Speaker 1: But Lee Long had also been instrumental in putting his

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Speaker 1: his heir, even though he wasn't Ruzong's eldest son. But

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Speaker 1: like even the eldest son said, yeah, it shouldn't be me,

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Speaker 1: it should be Lelong. Make it that guy. He said,

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Speaker 1: I don't want it either. Dad's right. This job sucks,

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Speaker 1: little bro. You know what you're doing. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be everybody's getting coued on. So

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Speaker 1: Tai Ping got the scheme in and dropping hints to

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Speaker 1: like your son, he's scheming against you now. At this time,

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Speaker 1: Lee Long had a wife named Princess Wong, but being

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Speaker 1: And I gotta think sixteen twenty years ahead sometimes because

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Speaker 1: So Lee Long is like, well, let me get ahead

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Speaker 1: and Jean Shuo responded, quote, it is Heaven's will, you

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Speaker 1: like Jang Shuo, who saved him from becoming a stew baby. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I heard that story that you talked to my dad

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Speaker 1: out of giving my mom this stew Thanks. But it's

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Speaker 1: G at this point like really loved Yanguipan because he

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Speaker 1: that stew be like, if you're pregnant, you're in danger. No,

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Speaker 1: astrologers and she sort of strongly suggested that they go

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Speaker 1: I mean, his grandfather overthrew the emperor. He overthrew the emperors,

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Speaker 1: so logical conclusion, my son will do same. Well. Emperor

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Speaker 1: Ruzong was tired of that ship. He was so sick

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Speaker 1: and she's like, learned a lesson about cous today. Don't

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Speaker 1: by princess typing by the expert herself. Expert herself. Well,

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Speaker 1: this is what I do, all right, I may as

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Speaker 1: well deny my own breath coming in and out. It's

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Speaker 1: cool to coup. She had that on her t shirt.

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Speaker 1: So and for Schuan Song regularly took this like herbal viagral,

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Speaker 1: an emperor to order death, so it was like, just

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Speaker 1: literally bang anybody he wanted, like anybody could be like,

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00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: I don't like it too bad. And while Wong hadn't

423
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: provided him with a son, which he did resent, they

424
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: raised she shung together as their own, and everyone in

425
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: the palace loved Empress Wong, including most of the other consorts.

426
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: But Consort Woo had her eyes on that throne, right,

427
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: And that's just what I'm thinking here, is like some

428
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: people said that, like, well, Empress Wong was getting older

429
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: and he was just you know, he wasn't like an

430
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 1: her as much anymore. But I'm like, it's not like

431
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: he was resigned to only sleep with her for the

432
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: rest of his life and he didn't like that she

433
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: wasn't as hot as she used to be, you know, like,

434
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: it's not like he had any indication that he didn't

435
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: like her a lot, because for a long time he

436
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: really did, and he had all these other options. So

437
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: I kind of speculations station. I think Woo had more

438
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: to do with it than than Wong's just aging it

439
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: was suggested, but we'll see. I kind of agree, because

440
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: isn't the point of the empress is you know you

441
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: you don't want to be constantly changing your empress. You

442
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: would choose her for different reasons. It would just be

443
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: like the hottest one that does change. You want to

444
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: be like, this is the smart one. She's you know,

445
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: got an even temper. She's not gonna coop me out

446
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: of her with some other dude like that would be

447
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: more important. I think qualities in an empress, Well, the

448
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: Emperor and Consort Wo. I keep almost saying Constance Wu, well,

449
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: I can't wait for Constance Woo to player and in

450
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: our movie that we're going to make our ten season

451
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: thank you. We have so many ten seasons shows of

452
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: make That's why no one's called us. That's too long.

453
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: Cut it down to five, all right. Well, the Emperor

454
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: and Consort Wu had several children together. Of course, as

455
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: he and many of his concubines did. It's estimated he

456
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: had over fifty children with various consorts, but the first

457
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: three of their children actually died early in their childhood.

458
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: But their fourth child was a son named Lie Mao

459
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: or eventually his name was Lie Moo. They changed their

460
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: names all the time, but let's just stick with that

461
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: for now. Um. Now, this kid, the Emperor asked his

462
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: own brother, the Prince of Ning, to raise him, so

463
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: he went off to live with the Prince of Ning

464
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: and his wife, and all the while, Consort Wu is

465
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: doing that thing where she just kind of tries to

466
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 1: casually talk shit about Empress Wong without you know, actually

467
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: being treasonous. You know, she's got to kind of carefully

468
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 1: just poison the Emperor's ear a little bit. It's about

469
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: his own wife gradually taking more and more of the

470
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 1: Emperor's time, trying to drive a wedge between them. You know,

471
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: I imagine like a like, don't you wish your empress

472
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: was hot like me? You wish your empress was a

473
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: freak like me, because you know she probably was probably

474
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: a freak. Yeah, I could totally see them like, I

475
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: don't know, hanging out in bed together like consort. Woo,

476
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: your hair is so beautifully long and flowy like a waterfall,

477
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: O Emperor, anything you like must be correct, So I'm

478
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: so happy to please you. If only the Empress had

479
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: such long, thick hair is mine. It's just too bad.

480
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: But I suppose she has many other wonderful quality. You know,

481
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: it's always the ship like some like you're too good

482
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: at that? Watch out right? You want to consort? My husband?

483
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: Try it? I dare you try it? Ladies all come,

484
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: want to give Diana an opportunity to try and scheme

485
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: against you. I've opened a terrible Pandora's no, Diana, I'm

486
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: only sleeping with these five other women so that you

487
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: can try and scheme against them, testing your skills. I

488
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,959
Speaker 1: just want to see your skill. Well, Wong was not

489
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: having it. She's hearing all these jellyfish stings coming from

490
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: this bitch. She's like, mmm, I've done nothing but help

491
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: this emperor. I helped put his dad in power. I

492
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: helped put him in power, I helped him make the

493
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: make him the great ruler that he is today. I'm

494
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: raising his son by another woman. What more I got

495
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: to that's true? So she starts telling him about himself.

496
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, don't forget, I'm your wife. That bitch

497
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: sucks a little less subtle than well, she don't have

498
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: no treason. She can be a little more flat about it.

499
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: But maybe she should have been a little more subtle

500
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: because he argued about it with the Empress. Um, so

501
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: this just pushed them further apart. She should have been like, oh,

502
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: don't I smell nice today? Oh? Yes, you smell quite lovely.

503
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh it's too bad consort who stinks like rotten fish

504
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: all the time. Now, before long, Schwan Song was looking

505
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: for a way to depose his Empress, and he was

506
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: mostly blaming it on her failure to produce him a son,

507
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: which again is weird to me because he already had

508
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: like all these sons, and one of them was already

509
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: the crown Prince. I mean, it's just convenient, exactly. I

510
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: really think this is more of Consort Wou pushing him

511
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: to get rid of her somehow, and he was, you know,

512
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: he's kind of fed up there, like fighting. They're an

513
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: old married couple, and he's like, yeah, this hot young

514
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: girl is right, yeah, you know, old like us. So

515
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: the Emperor went to a close associate of his name

516
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: Young Choo, and he said, hey, man, uh, I kind

517
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: of want to depose my wife, you know, get her

518
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: out of power, strip her of her empress titles. She's

519
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: really she's just kind of cramping my style, okay, And

520
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: Jung Jao is like, yes, I'm on it, let me

521
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: go figure some stuff out. But apparently this dude had

522
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: loose lips, because a short while later, Empress Wang's own

523
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 1: brother in law came to Empresschwan Song and said, uh, hey,

524
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: this guy Jung Joo is talking about deposing your wife

525
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: and the emperor. You know, he thinks fast. And he's like,

526
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: whoa what that's crazy. I can't believe he would say that.

527
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, yeah, this guy sucks. You need to

528
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: exile him. And Schwan Song is like, yeah, well you're

529
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: right about hey, Jung Jao, you can't be talking ship

530
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: like that. I'm exiling you forever. Get out of here by.

531
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: But all this made Empress Wang feel real nervous because

532
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,479
Speaker 1: she's always looking over her shoulder. She knows moves are

533
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: being made against her. She's the O. If she could

534
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: only have a son, her safety would be assured. So

535
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: she went to her brother Wong show Ye for help.

536
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: Show He's like, okay, I got a great idea. How

537
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: about magic? So he went to a Buddhist monk named

538
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: ming Wu and they started doing some old school mystical ship.

539
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: They offered sacrifices to the Big Dipper and a Chinese

540
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: constellation called nand then they brought the Empress an amulet

541
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: which was made from wood that had been struck by lightning.

542
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: And I carved the symbols for heaven and Earth into

543
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: the amulet alongside the Emperor's name, and we're like, okay,

544
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: this is how you get a son. Just wear this amulet.

545
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: I would love an amulet native wood that's been struck

546
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: by lightning. I mean, at least there's vibes there. That's

547
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: something cool and hard to find and kind of awesome.

548
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: I can see that being statistically feels very unlikely to

549
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: get struck by lightning. Again. True, it might be like

550
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: a nice talisman against a disaster. With my luck, I

551
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: would put that on and immediately get struck by lightning.

552
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: And they'd be like, well, exception proves the rule. There

553
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: was actually a lightning rod in the annual Oh geez,

554
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: very rude. Well, Okay, so this little magic spell they

555
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: cooked up was not exactly cool behavior because it sort

556
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: of looked like trying to use magic to circumvent the

557
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: will of the gods. Like if she wasn't naturally having

558
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: a son, it wasn't meant to be, and now they're

559
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: trying to use magic to undo that. There's not a

560
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: ton of clear reasoning behind this in the research, but

561
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: whatever happened, this little magic stunt must have been enough

562
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: for Emperor's one Song to use against his wife, because

563
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: once word of this magic got out, her brother's show

564
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: Yee was immediately exiled and Empress Wong was deposed. She

565
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: was brought down to the rank of commoner and sent

566
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: to live in a lesser palace. On his way to exile,

567
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: her brother, show Ye received the order to commit suicide,

568
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: and then only three after Wang was deposed, inn she died.

569
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: And we don't really know how, but it said that

570
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 1: the emperor always regretted his actions. He felt bad about

571
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 1: deposing her and exiling her to this little palace somewhere.

572
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: He was like, actually was kind of a good ruler

573
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: when Wong was here. Yeah, fell badly about what I did, right,

574
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking speculation Station. Maybe he expressed that he

575
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: felt badly. Maybe he was talking about how this seemed

576
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: like a bad idea, and Consort Woo decided, well, I'm

577
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: gonna go take this lady off the board for good.

578
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: Ohring her, you can bring her back. I mean, it's

579
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: happened before. We've seen in other kingdoms where I remember

580
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: in Thailand. I mean this was much more recent. But

581
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: that guy like kicked his wife out and then brought

582
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: her back and the reinstated her. Stuff like it could happen.

583
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: So again, speculation Station, Consort Wou killed that woman with

584
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: that personally fetched and definitely true. She sent someone one

585
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: of her little minions. Well, I think that's probably more.

586
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: She didn't do it herself, but I think I think

587
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: you're right. She probably ordered someone to do it. Yeah.

588
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: I want that the Empress to know it was me.

589
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: Tell her, well, whatever happened, Concert, we definitely did it.

590
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: But whatever happened, Consort Woo now had the Emperor's full attention.

591
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: There was no woman more powerful than her at the palace.

592
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: She was elevated to the rank of Huife, which was

593
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: the highest ranking consort only beneath the title of Empress,

594
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: to Woo. All that meant was that she had one

595
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,479
Speaker 1: more stare to climb, And we'll hear about a whole

596
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: new batch of schemes that she cooked up right after this.

597
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Tongue Dynasty, where Consort Woo is

598
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: making dangerous moves to bring herself into power. So before

599
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 1: things get too dark, let's go down to poetry corner

600
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: and hear another drunken verse by Lee po called a vindication.

601
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: If Heaven loved not the wine, a wine star would

602
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: not be in Heaven. If Earth loved not the wine,

603
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: the wine spring would not be on the earth. Since

604
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: Heaven and Earth love the wine, need a tippling mortal

605
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: be ashamed. The transparent wine, I hear has the soothing

606
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: virtue of a sage, while the churchid is rich, they say,

607
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 1: has the fertile mind of the wise. Both the sage

608
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: and the wise were drinkers. Why seek for peers among

609
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: the gods and goblins? Three cups opened the grand door

610
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: to bliss. Take a jugful. The universe is yours. Such

611
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: is the rapture of the wine that the sober shall

612
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: never inherit. I love this straight up, like it is

613
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: so cool to get drunk, that sober people ain't ever

614
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: even gonna know. Sober people have not the key to heaven.

615
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: I do, and it's right at the bottom of this bottle.

616
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: Didn't Benjamin Franklin say, alcoholist proof that that gods love

617
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: us and want us to be happy? That sounds like

618
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: this is what I mean. This is a whole other

619
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: topic we could go on and on about, but so

620
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: fascinating to me that every culture, all across this globe,

621
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: independently of each other, found out if you let this

622
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: grape just go bad, it looks you up in the

623
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: best way. That is something that is so universal. Literally

624
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: with human beings. We want to get wasted, Yes, we

625
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: want anything, but our standard reality took one look around

626
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: and we're like, na, this is no. Let's try something else.

627
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: I don't like it all right. Well back to the

628
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: story now, concert Wou was so close to being named

629
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: empress she could almost taste all her rivals have been

630
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: taken out. She had the emperor's favor, and in the

631
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: year seven, Schwan Song decided he wanted to elevate her

632
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: to the rank of empress. All her dreams were coming true,

633
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: but his officials were like, wait a minute, hold on

634
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: their partner not so fast, because remember, Consort Woo is

635
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: the grand niece of the Empress Wo Zetian, and Wu

636
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: Zetian tried to eliminate the entire Tongue dynasty and rename

637
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: it for herself before she was overthrown, so her family

638
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: still have a lot of beef with the imperial throne.

639
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: So his chancellors were like, guess what. The people of

640
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: China don't like the Woo's and more specifically, they don't

641
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: like Consort Wu. She sucks. Everyone knows it, everyone but you,

642
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: I guess. So this is really not a smart move.

643
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: You know those people where it's just like you know,

644
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: someone's dating someone and everyone in your friend group hates

645
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: this person, but they just they just can't break them up,

646
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: and you know you could. SE's so clear that they're

647
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: like manipulating them and using them to get what they want. God,

648
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: it's hard. It's so hard because then you do so

649
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: often they will break up and you get to say

650
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: all your true feelings and then they don't, and you're like, well,

651
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 1: I supposed to do. Don't let me make a speech

652
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: at your wedding. I get now. His advisors also pointed

653
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: out the obvious political struggle that would come with naming

654
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: her empress, because the Emperor had two sons with Consort Wu,

655
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: but he had already named his son lie Ying the

656
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: crown prince and heir to the throne. If Consort Wu

657
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: was named empress, things we're gonna get messy around the

658
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: line of succession. She's gonna want her son to be

659
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: emperor next, and then it's gonna put you boy, lie

660
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: Ying in danger. So the Emperor heard all this, He's like,

661
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: all right, you right, you right, you right, Okay, bad move,

662
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: no doubt, won't name her empress, but everybody listen here

663
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: and listen good, y'all are basically going to treat her

664
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: like an empress. Okay, everybody in this palace. She is

665
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: your empress in all but name. Okay, she is number one,

666
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: she's HBI c's you wait on her hand and foot,

667
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: and you do what she says. That's right. But obviously,

668
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: Concert Wou was not thrilled about this little compromise because

669
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: she's been working towards that empress title for a while.

670
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: I kind of get it. Nobody wants to be like,

671
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: you're the CEO of Disney and name only Yeah, I

672
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: would take it. I would be the CEO of Disney

673
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 1: in name only about all that name and salary maybe,

674
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: but you know they're gonna do some ship and then

675
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: let you like usher you in front of everybody to

676
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: be stone. Yeah, but I still got that like billion

677
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: dollars a year. Right, that's true. And maybe you get

678
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: to go to the parks for free. Thought about that.

679
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, CEO Disney has to get free park admission, right,

680
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: What if Bob Chappick right now is like three hundred

681
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: dollars all right, Now he's got a pet, and now

682
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: he's got a problem with it. So Consort who was

683
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: not super happy about this, but she's adaptable. She knew

684
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: she didn't need the title to get everything she ever wanted.

685
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: So her mother was made a lady, her brothers were

686
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: given official positions at court, and her sons and daughters

687
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: were made princes and princesses. And Schwan Song's chancellors were right.

688
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: What she really wanted was to make her son lie

689
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: Mao the new crown Prince and heir to the imperial throne.

690
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: But she needed a little more help to get him there.

691
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: And that brings us to this week's villain of the week,

692
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: Lee Lynn Foo, Oh, Lee Lynn Fou, This squirrely little creep.

693
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: He had risen the ranks in court through good connections

694
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: and pure luck and not the scheming and wheeling and dealing.

695
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: His uncle was Jiang Jiao, if you remember, he was

696
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: the Emperor's friend who took the blame for trying to

697
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: depose Empress Wang the first time. Now, Lynn Fu was

698
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: nicknamed God New, which I looked at translations and as

699
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: far as I can tell, it means like a knee

700
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: or a knee like bend. So maybe this guy was

701
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: like crooked. He was always bent over, or maybe he

702
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: was like always kneeling down to get what he wanted,

703
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: and maybe he was always on his knees to get

704
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: what he wanted. And what I'm saying, you know what

705
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh my good. They called him can New,

706
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: and it doesn't seem like it was um a kind nickname.

707
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: They sort of used it disparagingly, but he also owned it,

708
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: like the penguin in Gotham. But crooked makes a lot

709
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: of sense. Yeah, I think crooked. I had a history professor,

710
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: by the way, who I loved because actually he would

711
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: call Lee Po this whenever he had an alcoholic historical figure,

712
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: he would go, he's a bit of an elbow crooker.

713
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. I always liked that. Yeah, I know

714
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: it's not really related, but well, this guy lind Fu

715
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: nicknamed Canu, he applied to a low level position at

716
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: the Ministry of Justice called the simin long Gen, but

717
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: the Chancellor at the time said, quote, people who are

718
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: to serve as long must have good talent and virtues.

719
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: Is no long He ain't got no talent or virtues.

720
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: Flynn Foo's like, am I at my roast right now? Interview?

721
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: All the high ups are roasting him. But he also

722
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: had connections. Somebody must have been pulling some strings for him,

723
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: because just a few days after the Chancellor said that,

724
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: lind Fu got that position anyway. Okay, So with friends

725
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: in all the right places, Linfu worked his way up

726
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: the ranks until he was working under the staff of

727
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: lie Ying himself the crown Prince and heir to the throne.

728
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: So he's already trying to get as close to power

729
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: as possible, and he could smell it when other people

730
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: were doing the same. So after Empress Wong was deposed

731
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: and consort who started making moves. He wanted in on

732
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: the action. This guy's like an ancient Chinese Veris from

733
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. He had a bunch of eunuchs around

734
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: the ballast bringing him all the whispers they heard his

735
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: little sparrows, so he used them to get a message

736
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: to Consort Woo like he I worked for leaguing, great

737
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: guy and everything, but something is just kind of telling

738
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: me little gut instinct that Li Mao would be such

739
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: a great emperor. So if you would be interested, check

740
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: yes or no and return messengers sent the un back

741
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: to me in the Unich back with he stamps a

742
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: big yes on the Unix head. It's like, oh, brands

743
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: it into for Unix. But man, it is like game

744
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: with her, like all these that's what the power is,

745
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: you know. It's how often do we see this? Again?

746
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: A lot of TV shows that we watch now where

747
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: the servants you know, have all the info, they know

748
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: the dirt. Hell, yeah, get on their side, you get

749
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: what you need. It's very true, very true. That's still

750
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: true honestly. I mean, if you think about being a

751
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: server or something like how often you go to like

752
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: a fancy party at a hotel or whatever. If you know,

753
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: the server or the maitre d you know, like whoever

754
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: is in charge, you can get back wherever you need

755
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: to go. I don't thank you where you need to go.

756
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: You were working a catering gig and you came back

757
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: and you said, hey, I just guess what I heard

758
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: Chap X out Bob Iger's coming back. And I was like, damn,

759
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: you heard that. I heard the call. Well, concert Wo

760
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: now had a really good player in her pocket in Linfu,

761
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: and she started advising him him on who he should

762
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: support that could later help him out. So he would like,

763
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 1: go recommend some minister to be appointed that she gave

764
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: him my heads up on, and then later that person

765
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: would remember him and say, oh, yeah, you you spoke

766
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: up for me when it came down to my nomination.

767
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: Maybe I owe you a little favor. The world is

768
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: built on little favor. Oh exactly. It was a long game,

769
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: but by the mid seven thirties, lin Fu is close

770
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: enough to Emperor jue Song that he was able to

771
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: just flatter the guy constantly. Oh Emperor, oh, you smell

772
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: so nice today. That was a very good decision. Emperor, Oh,

773
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: I love the way you wear your shoes. Whatever, it took.

774
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: Blattery will get you everywhere, especially with one's song, and

775
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: between this and Consort Wose influence, Lin Fu became one

776
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: of the emperor's favored advisers. Now it was all about

777
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: convincing him to switch his airs. And then in year

778
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: seven thirty six, the perfect situation arose. Lie Ying met

779
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: up with two of his brothers, Lee Yao and Lee Jew,

780
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: who were both princes born of two different consorts. Together

781
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: they started talking shit about how their mothers, who were

782
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: all at different times favored consorts of the Emperor, had

783
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: all lost favor to this consort Wou. Lady. You know,

784
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: basically they're like man Dad's new girlfriend sucks, like pretty

785
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: harmless stuff. But this guy Young Hi, who was a

786
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: male consort for one of Consort Wo's princess daughters and

787
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: a total wet blindness, overheard them and he goes running too.

788
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: Consert Woo telling her all about it, she probably had

789
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: to hide the biggest smile of her life. She's like,

790
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: finally my time has gone. She called Lie Ying to

791
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: come before her and the Emperor. As soon as Ying

792
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: walked in, she burst into tears and starts yelling at

793
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: him like all dramatic, like, you know, it's one thing

794
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: to insult me. I'm used to it, But in doing so,

795
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: you've defamed your father, the emperor. I just don't know

796
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: how we could move forward from this actual age. Oh wow,

797
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: you are too good at this. In another time it plays,

798
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: I might have been a consort, you could have really

799
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: been the power behind the throne. Doubtful. I feel like

800
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: I'd be one of those consorts who's like, I'm just

801
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 1: gonna like hang out and clean things or whatever. You'll enjoy.

802
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: It depends if you got bored enough for not because

803
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: like you know, I don't think you've I don't think

804
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: you would have felt like getting up and doing all

805
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: the work, but not that you're not a hard worker.

806
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: But it would have been worth it. You know. It's

807
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: a lot of responsibility, although you do like taking on

808
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: more responsibility than you actually like. That is true, And honestly,

809
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: if it was if I was like, if I could

810
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: convince myself for my son, this is for my son,

811
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: could have China, Like, I probably would do a bunch

812
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 1: of crazy ship if it's just for me, I would

813
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: not bother. That's true. You do not take care of yourself.

814
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: If I thought it was like a bigger picture situation,

815
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: I could probably do all kinds of weird shit. Well, okay,

816
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: so Empress one Song is super mad about this. You know,

817
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: his son, the crowned Prince, the future of the Empire,

818
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: is out here talking shit about consort, who is supposed

819
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: to be basically be the empress at this point, and

820
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: he considered deposing lee Ying, stripping him of that title consort. Woo.

821
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: Of course she's just like drooling all over herself at

822
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: this point, like, yes, this is it. I can wait,

823
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 1: We're almost there. I mean, if you think that's the best,

824
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: of course you should. I hate that it's come to that, damn.

825
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: So he's like he's like about to sign the paper.

826
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: But his senior chancellor, Jong Xu Ling said, hey, man, look,

827
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm going back through the history books here, and every

828
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: time a crown prince gets replaced, the empire ended up

829
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: taking a serious hit. It's not a good move. We're

830
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: always like, we're losing states. There's a lot of people fighting.

831
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: It gets ugly. It's a bad idea. So I think

832
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: we should stick with what we got. So John managed

833
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: to keep le Ying in the line of succession, which,

834
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: of course meant that leland Fou had to get rid

835
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: of John oh Man, he put himself on the crossfire.

836
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And within a year and through some

837
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: very complicated schemer that I swear to you could play

838
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: out as an entire season art on this show we're

839
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: talking about. Look into this history between leland Fu and

840
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: and Jong Ju Lin because it's wild, it's so schemy,

841
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: it's such good soap opera drama stuff. Um. But at

842
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: the end of it, leland Fu managed to accuse Jong

843
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: of factionalism, and the emperor demoted him. And this moment

844
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: mint him demoting Jong is believed to be the beginning

845
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: of the downfall of shuan Song's reign, crumbling from its

846
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: once golden age. Historians Seema Guang wrote quote, after Jong

847
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: Ju Ling was demoted, officials were all concerned about keeping

848
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: their positions, and honest words no longer had a place

849
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: in government. And we've seen what happens when honest words

850
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: no longer have a place in government. Let this be

851
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: a cautionary tale, but it won't because it already happens.

852
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: They learned anything just keeps happening. Honestly, I don't think

853
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: it's ever stopped happening. It's been happening since the dawn

854
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 1: of time. True, very true, but this got particularly ugly

855
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: at this point. Just couldn't trust anybody anymore. Well, Woo

856
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: and lyn Fu had everything in place, and in seven

857
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: thirty seven they made their big move. Wu sent a

858
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 1: message to Lie Ying and his the same two brothers

859
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: who were talking about her before, and said, quote, there

860
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: are bandits in the palace, please report at once in

861
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: full armor. So all three men stowed it up. They

862
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: charged into the palace, hundreds of warriors behind them, riddy

863
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: to fight. And guess what concert. Wu went straight to

864
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: the emperor like, oh my god, your three crazy sons

865
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: are back. They're trying to do what treason? And he

866
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: asks his unix, who are like yeah, they they're definitely

867
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: here there in full armors, swinging their swords around. So

868
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: young we the same wet blanket who rat it on

869
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: them for talking shit about concert will last year's Like wow,

870
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: formal accusation of treason against those three. So schwant Song

871
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: heard all this and he ordered the royal guards to

872
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: disarm the three princes and their armies. And the three

873
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: princes are getting you know, just rammed into the corner.

874
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: All their swords are getting taken away, and they're shouting like, no,

875
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: you're we're being wronged. Let me speak to my father,

876
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: Let me speak to my father. But Woo's allies kept

877
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: them silenced. Chuan's on consulted with his chancellors. But of course,

878
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: guess who was the most powerful dude in court right now,

879
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: Lee Lynn Fu Well Lin Fu turns the Emperor, who's

880
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: facing this very difficult decision about what to do, and

881
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 1: he said, quote, this is your Imperial Majesty's family matter.

882
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: We will not interfere, oh, which is so tricky because

883
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 1: he's basically saying, like, hey, Emperor, if your family matters

884
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: to you more than the empire, I am not going

885
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: to get involved. Like you totally make that decision for

886
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: yourself if you want to favor them over you know,

887
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: this whole treason accusation that's on you. So he's basically

888
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: making it so he has to do something about it.

889
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: It's so gross. He's such a like grima worm tongue,

890
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: like that little finger. Yeah, like I just whispering things

891
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: to the king and making him do shit. And so

892
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: without speaking King to the princes, he deposed all three

893
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: stripped them of their powers and ordered their deaths by suicide. No,

894
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: not all three of his sons. Sad I'm a little

895
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: maddish one song. It feels like he's kind of got

896
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 1: his head up his ass to the end of his

897
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: reign here. They've really later part of his reign here.

898
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: There's definitely like you can't not blame him for making

899
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: all these terrible decisions that he made, but he is

900
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: also like being so hardcore manipulated right now. But he's

901
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 1: fallen for it too. I mean, there's there's an element

902
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: of it that's like willingly that that is. I guess

903
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: that's where I get a little mad, because I'm like,

904
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: surely it isn't that part of being a king, queen, emperor, president, whatever.

905
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: People are going to try to manipulate you to their

906
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: own ends, and you need to have a strong enough

907
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: sense of yourself and whatever that you can not play

908
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: into their hands. But you know, as you say that

909
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: he's got all these people run around, he probably does

910
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: that know half of anything that's going on, right, and

911
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 1: they're so good at it. It's one of those things

912
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: too where it's like, well, yeah, he could go out

913
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: and protect his son, but after everyone has said all

914
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: the things they said. Does that not look like he's

915
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: ignoring his advisors and just doing, you know, treating putting

916
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: his family first, which an emperor can't do. There's some

917
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to get too spoiler early, but it

918
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: reminds me of some of the stuff in towards the

919
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: end of House of the Dragon in the first season.

920
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: Not to just bring it back the Game of Thrones again,

921
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: but but similar kind of stuff where you know, she

922
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: had a decision to make and once someone said, hey,

923
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: let me do it. Uh, you know, she couldn't say

924
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: no because then it looked like she was protecting her

925
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: family and not being a strong ruler. So even though

926
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: it was definitely the wrong decision, she wasn't really able

927
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: to make the right one without looking bad. I think

928
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: there's some of that in there too, but he's definitely

929
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: is not blameless in this well. Unfortunately, due to his

930
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: stupid decisions, the Crown Prince is now dead, so of worse, Immediately,

931
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: Consort Woo and Leland Foo start dropping hints that her

932
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: son Lee Mao should probably go ahead and be the

933
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: crowned Prince. I mean, he's standing right here, why not?

934
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: But Schwan Song was pretty depressed by all this, which

935
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: why not three of his sons are dead his favorite

936
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: wife died years ago. Like he's making the bad choices,

937
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: so he didn't rush into any decisions about his air.

938
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: Over the next few months, it said that Consort Woo

939
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:36,439
Speaker 1: was haunted by visions of the three princes, and later

940
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: that year, only in her forties, she became inexplicably ill.

941
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: In December she passed away, and many say she died

942
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: of fright. Wow, she got that ghost sickness. She had

943
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: a dream where they were like, oh, one to three

944
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 1: Princess Aura before you, and then she had a second

945
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: their head. Every day after that, she's like, just kill

946
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: me now. Oh no, I'll never get three princes out

947
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: of my head. Well this was a real kick in

948
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: the pants to all Lynn Fu, because without consort who's backing,

949
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: his machinations became more obvious and he started to fall

950
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 1: for the emperor's favor. Chuan Song posthumously honored Consort Wou

951
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: by naming her Empress jen Shun, which means the virtuous

952
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: and serene Empress. That is hilarious. He says that in

953
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: someone at court is like I feel like he turned

954
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: to them and he's like, what would be the funniest

955
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: possible thing we could name? This is part of it too,

956
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's almost a bigger diss that he

957
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: named her empress after she died. I mean, it wasn't

958
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: because back then, like this was definitely an honor to

959
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: have your family, you know, you have your name in

960
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: the books forever. I mean her Wikipedia page now is

961
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: under the name Empress jen Shun not not Constance woos

962
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: so Um. But but still it does feel like kind

963
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: of a dig, like, Okay, now I'll make you empress

964
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: now that you did, and I'll call you virtuous and serene,

965
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: right sarcasm, It's a backslash s stream sarcasm. But even

966
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: though he named her empress, he was pretty sore about

967
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: everything that went down with his sons, and he refused

968
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 1: to put any official state mourning periods in place for

969
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: her death, and everyone was like, do you we didn't

970
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: want to mourn her. Yeah, So I mean speculation station. Again,

971
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: it feels like this is kind of a this is

972
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: kind of a dig, like he was not really honoring her.

973
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: He was kind of acknowledging that he was piste off

974
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: how she treated him. When Lee maw her son was

975
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: once again suggested as the heir to the throne, the

976
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: emperor said, you know what, no, I'm not doing it.

977
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: Put my foot down. I know who my heir is.

978
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: It's my boy Lee Sash, the stew baby who was

979
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,919
Speaker 1: raised by me and Empress Wang. He's real smart, he's

980
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: real savvy. I like him. I'm making him a crown

981
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: prince and heir to the throne. And he was crowned

982
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: in seven Nice there you go, say, hold out true

983
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: and the best decision that has made in many years

984
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: many It sort of makes me feel like Empress Wog

985
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: was even more instrumental than people say, because after she died,

986
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: he immediately was like kind of doing some dumb ship.

987
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: It's like clearly she was there being like babe, what no,

988
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: let's do this insteady. Now, after he crowned Saschung Juan

989
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: Song really started to slip. It said that he brought

990
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: tens of thousands of beautiful women into his palace to

991
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: please him, and many of them were never allowed to leave.

992
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: Pretty creepy. But then he met young Guife who would

993
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: capture his heart for the rest of his life. But

994
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: that distracted him from his duties and left a power

995
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: vacuum that our friend Leland Fou was all too happy

996
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: to that guy. That all ended in tragedy and was

997
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 1: documented in a poem called a Song of Everlasting Sorrow,

998
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: and we will hear all about that in our next episode. God,

999
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: there's so much more, isn't that what you wanted to

1000
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: start with the song of Everlasting Sorry? Yeah, I found

1001
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: the Song of Everlasting Sorrow and was like, oh, here's

1002
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: a cool story. And then I found all this this

1003
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: concert Woo and Prince and Empress Wong and all this stuff.

1004
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: Is there's so much leading up to it that it

1005
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: had to be a prequel episode, basically when you did

1006
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 1: Calico Jack and you found out that whole thing about

1007
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: oh his parents, parents and their spoons situation. I love

1008
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,959
Speaker 1: when one story leads to another, like yeah, it's so great,

1009
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: and this one is like, it's the same guy but

1010
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: everyone else while Leland Fu is coming back, of course

1011
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: to I guess he's the villain of the week um

1012
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: and he will be back to cause a lot of trouble.

1013
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: And it's just so interesting to see that period. Like

1014
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: we said, when Leland Food got jung Uh demoted. I mean,

1015
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: there are many places where things started to go downhill,

1016
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: but that was really the lynch pin where it just

1017
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,479
Speaker 1: it was never coming back after that, and the Talent

1018
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: dynasty never really uh ascended to its heights again. Well,

1019
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: and you see it, like they said, he got rid

1020
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: of all the people who would just paying to be

1021
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: there for for power and position, and things were going

1022
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: great because you actually had people who knew what they

1023
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: were doing, wanted the same things as you, like all

1024
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: that sort of thing, wanted what was best. And then

1025
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: the minute you turn it over to people who were

1026
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: just looking out for themselves, that's when everything starts crumbling.

1027
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: It's like one of the easiest things to see and

1028
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: one of the hardest things to do. I guess if

1029
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: power is to be like I know exactly how it

1030
01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: should go, and people are hard, people are hard, and

1031
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: there's always somebody scheming for power, and sometimes those people

1032
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: are really good at it. Because if you can read people,

1033
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: if you can know how to talk to them and

1034
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: tell them what they want to hear, and if you

1035
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: know how to make promises that you don't necessarily have

1036
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: to deliver on, you get a lot done. Some call

1037
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: it lying um the names should be Liland Food. Take

1038
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: that just from centuries later. He's like, but you're still

1039
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: saying my name r Q, bitch. I guess we are. Yeah. Yeah,

1040
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: what if what today right now, in this room, in

1041
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: our lives would be different if Leland Food didn't sucks

1042
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: so bad, you know, or if concert we would never

1043
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 1: come along, or if he gave the stew to that

1044
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: to his consort and Lisa Shung wasn't born. I love

1045
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: those little things, and I mean I don't love them,

1046
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 1: but I'm fascinated by those parts of history where like

1047
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: this one, dude, I mean, it really shows you one

1048
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 1: person can make such a difference, because you know, China

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Speaker 1: might be a completely different country today, which of course

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Speaker 1: would mean the world is a completely different place today

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Speaker 1: had this one little dick not come in to screw

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Speaker 1: things up for everyone, little dick. I love this stuff

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Speaker 1: and I can't wait for the next episode. Chinese history

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Speaker 1: is so rich, oh my god, with this kind of stuff,

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Speaker 1: because of course it goes on, it goes back so long,

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Speaker 1: but and it's so meticulously recorded. But like you said,

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Speaker 1: so much soap oppera Shenanigan's happening. It's just like insane.

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Speaker 1: It's true of so many royal families. And then what's

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Speaker 1: interesting is like when you we've seen this on this show,

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Speaker 1: when you get down into just like a regular as

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Speaker 1: person's household, some of this stuff is just as dramatic

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Speaker 1: on such a smaller scale, but it's just as rich

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Speaker 1: and interesting. But there is something about it when it's

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Speaker 1: in these palaces with all these you know, the consequences.

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Speaker 1: The states are so high when you're literally talking about

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Speaker 1: a world power and and two people like trying to

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Speaker 1: undermine each other for it. Right, concert WU is out

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Speaker 1: here like this is for me and everyone else is

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Speaker 1: like no bit changes everything for everyone? Right. I love it.

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Speaker 1: discover us and start listening. And I guess until next time,

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Speaker 1: We'll see you the next one. Love you so long. Friends,

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Speaker 1: it's time to go. Thanks so listening to our show.

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Speaker 1: Tell your friends, neighbor's uncles, and dance to listen to

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