1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 1: subject the Cookie Lady is back in town. Oh, the 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Cookie Lady is back in town. Wait till you hear that. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 1: All right, But right now, nephew in the building with 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call what you got for his nev 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: Drawls at the retirement home? Excuse what drowls at the 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: retirement I guess you couldn't say that with sexy like 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: Steve hunh rows at the retirement home. I know, but 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: even that wouldn't work sexy you think draws at the 11 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: retirement Say it's Steve. You got to say Outlet you know, 12 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 1: I know he's gonna throw you all a little bit 13 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: in the sun. But just to prove to you that 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: love has no limit, we're gonna be talking about drawls 15 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: down there the Senior Citizen Home. Yeah, so that's sound 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: better than me. Yeah, sorry, sounds sounds bigger. Yes. Come hey, 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be slowing it down 18 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: a little bit and we're on our way to the 19 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: drows can't do it down, let's go cat. Oh yeah, 20 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 1: it's just who is this This is Attorney David uh huh, 21 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: all right, this is Anthony Anthony. I was giving you 22 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: a call. You used to work at the UH Senior Center. 23 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: Then I right, Okay, we got a bit of a 24 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: problem here. Uh are you familiar with Mrs Yes, older lady, 25 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: that that Caucasian lady that's here at the center. Okay, 26 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: now we got a problem. I know you retired in 27 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: UH in December, but there's cleaning out her room, cleaning 28 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,559 Speaker 1: up her room. There's been some UH men's underwear found 29 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: here and she's saying that it's yours. Well, then you 30 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: got a problem called I don't know where the ladies 31 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: are that no here here at the center, sir. They're 32 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: claiming that. Then at the center you find the ladies 33 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: and men underwear. City was man or whoever and whatever 34 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 1: and whatever. Now, I don't waste my time with that. 35 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: If you're gonna call somebody, call somebody to get the 36 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: state now, but don't waste my time with you. Have 37 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: a nice day. Wait just a minute, sir. I don't 38 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: want to have to I don't want to have to 39 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: get officials to come down there, your sir, Mr. Just listen. 40 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: I don't want I want to. I want to try 41 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: to do this without your wife finding out. But we 42 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: need I got a few questions I need to ask 43 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: you tell your wife you man, don't mess with me 44 00:02:50,280 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: wasting my time. Come on, call it back dog. Hey, 45 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: this is ours. Please enjoy the music until I answer. 46 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: Hello Doris, it's Boor. He didn't cuss U, but he 47 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: keeps hanging up. So so I need I need you 48 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: to help me out. I want you to uh call 49 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: from your phone and put us on three way and say, hey, 50 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: you need to talk to these people. Okay, Hello, Hello, 51 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: this is ours. Tony's right here. Um. I told him 52 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: about the situation with so I just want him to 53 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: clear it up so you can stop calling him. Okay, yeah, 54 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: so I this is an attorney, David. Is he available? 55 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: I can speak with him? Sure, hold on the second David. Hello, 56 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: Mr Tony Anthony. Could you possibly tell me what's going on? 57 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: Why we would find your your underwear in um in 58 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: her room? How do you know you're on the way. 59 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, I said underwear, Sir, I don't I 60 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: didn't work here. The young the lady is saying that 61 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: it's actually your underwear that's been in her room here 62 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: at the retirement home. Well, you got the room. This 63 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 1: is a bad time to be messing with me. And 64 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: where is you at anyway? Sir? I'm down here in 65 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,919 Speaker 1: my office right now. Do you need to come and 66 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: see me? Yeah? I need to come see you. What 67 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: are you offer that? What seems to be the situation 68 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: because I'm getting I'm getting your hostile. You're sounding very 69 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: hostile right now, sir. Well I'm a hostile individual. Okay, 70 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: calling me something about some old lady. You call me 71 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: about somebody, call me something about when you see yo. Yeah, sir, 72 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna talk to 73 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: me like you got some sense. Man. I ain't got 74 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: to watch nothing. I'm an old man. I ain't got 75 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: to do but die. I don't even pay taxes. What 76 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: you want, you want to do something, you go here 77 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: and only do it, but don't be called my name 78 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: a normal Okay, Well I want to tell you this, sir. Yes, 79 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 1: this is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harby Marning Show. 80 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: You have been prank phone called by your girl that's 81 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: standing right there with your daughters. You know I would 82 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: have kicked both y'all what do you do that time? 83 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Man? Man? You know li no 84 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: good time for me? Man, I don't have time. Man, 85 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: you messing with man. I'm I'm I'm I'm in the studio. 86 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: I'm in New York City. Man, New York. Where you 87 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: get a chance when you're going back your feeling you 88 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: stopped through tripping? Let me I'll ask you to put 89 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: your picture on you so I she wouldn't know what 90 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 1: you look like next time might see you. Oh, man, 91 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: you got you got, but you my son't noticed. Woman, 92 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: you got the wrong one thing you should have had 93 00:05:51,600 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: somebody else. They ain't gonna work. She couldn't get that. Hell, 94 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: I got yourself from Ms Darth. Hey, I gotta ask 95 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: you one more thing, Mr Anthony, what is the badest 96 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Man? You know it is 97 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 1: all right now you have it? Draw. Yeah, I wouldn't 98 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: live too far. I don't worry wait too Yes, playing 99 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: with elderly, elderly people pay with I played with people kids. 100 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: I played with the doorman at the apartment building. I 101 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: don't care people. I don't here if I had Trump's 102 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: no my sway, I pranking. I ain't land to do 103 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 1: I wish you would. Yeah, that's it. You think that 104 00:06:55,839 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: would be my last one, I'll do it. Do it, 105 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 1: secret service, black suit, sunglasses, all a lot of things 106 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: be over for you. Hey man, hey man, give me 107 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: that nothing to the real phone. That's why I call 108 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: it real phone. I call it because it be your last. 109 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: Damn plant this ship your ass right after that. This 110 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: prank was no conclusion. It was just a fun prank 111 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: with something to do. All I did was calling said 112 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: we're McDonald's and we could still Unimore birds. Is it 113 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: my imagination or is his hair whiter? Now his hair 114 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: was a little more definitely brows. No, he's more orange. Oh, 115 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: he's more so. It made his hair look white. That 116 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: go with tangerine. Every president usually their hair turns white 117 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: while they're in office, especially if they get to make 118 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: it for four eight years, two terms. Well, he worried 119 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: about going to jail. Oh that's a whole compared to 120 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: prior presidents. They just had the stress of the job. Yeah, 121 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: he gotta go because my husband will say to the 122 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: ban he worried about to write a book. I wan't 123 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: fitting to write a book. Roger stonet gonna put it 124 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: in the inquire. It's just yes, it is real deep, 125 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 1: which says we still have to get out and vote. Yeah, 126 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: these are jokes, but yeah, the serious business is getting 127 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: out to vote every time you get a chance, and 128 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: especially in November for the general election. What we used 129 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: to say in Chicago, vote early, vote often, vote early 130 00:08:55,320 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: vote often. All right, takee nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letters, 131 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: subject the Cookie Lady is back in town. We'll get 132 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening to the Stave 133 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.