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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from twenty

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Speaker 1: four mary Lynn Redgs cub August fourteenth through the sixteenth.

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand Landscaping. Can

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Speaker 1: I help you? I was looking for Chris. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Chris. Hey. My name is Seth McIlroy. Um. I

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Speaker 1: got your number from a friend. I was hoping that

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Speaker 1: maybe talk to you about getting some work done. Awesome, man,

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Speaker 1: what can I do for you? We pretty much do

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Speaker 1: everything you could ask for. Sweet. So I just bought

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Speaker 1: a house next to my ex wife. Okay, yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: you can imagine how awkward that is, right, Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: sounds pretty awkward. Yeah. So actually I just want to

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Speaker 1: carve one bush to look like a middle finger pointing

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Speaker 1: at her. That's funny, you know, just like basically telling

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Speaker 1: her to f off? You know, but through can you

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Speaker 1: do that? You think? Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I want to do. I don't know, man, that's uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's legal. Really. Well, you

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Speaker 1: got kids, you know, probably somebody drives by, you know

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Speaker 1: as you say you're you're flipping off. You know everyone

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Speaker 1: that drives by the house she cheated on me. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, but you you want to

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Speaker 1: trim a bush into the shape of a middle finger? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to let my ex wife know, Hey, screw you. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing fine. You know. You know I'm not sure I'm

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Speaker 1: the right guy for it. Man, I mean, good luck

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Speaker 1: to you and everything. With a ex wife, I know

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Speaker 1: I got I got one myself, so I get it.

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Speaker 1: But hey, but don't you think that's a good way

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Speaker 1: to show her that I've moved on? No, the best

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Speaker 1: way to show her you've you've moved on is to

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Speaker 1: move on. I do the best way to show her

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Speaker 1: you've moved on. Okay, well that's not gonna work. Then

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Speaker 1: how about this? If I were to give you a picture,

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Speaker 1: or even just show you in person, do you think

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Speaker 1: that you could carve a hedge to look like my junk?

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Speaker 1: Be kind of a locked the little finger, wouldn't it?

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Speaker 1: It's more like, hey, look at what you used to have.

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, I think what you really need is

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Speaker 1: someone to talk to, you know, And if you want

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Speaker 1: a number, I can give you one. What if I

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Speaker 1: pay you fifty bucks and you mow the words in

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Speaker 1: her front line. No, you can go skank too. If

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Speaker 1: you want to do skank, you can too. Look, man,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the call anytime you need something else done.

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Speaker 1: I'm cool with that. I wish you the best of luck. Man,

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Speaker 1: I've been there. I hope you get over it. How

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Speaker 1: about one hundred bucks? How about a hundred bucks just

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Speaker 1: to mow the word skank McGhee into her front line. Dude,

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Speaker 1: please stop it. But if I give you like a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars, No, I'm not going to do that under

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Speaker 1: any circumstances. Okay, there's no way I can get you

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Speaker 1: to write that on her line. Look, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how many people he said no already. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing this. Okay, I'm not gonna do it for

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Speaker 1: any amount of money. All right, three grand. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: give me three thousand dollars. All you have to do

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Speaker 1: is go over there when she's not home and mow

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Speaker 1: the words skank and do her front lawn. Just mow

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Speaker 1: that in her lawn with my ryan more and then

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Speaker 1: I'm out of there. Yep. And you and I never met,

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. Nope, you could give me three

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars in cash. Yep. So I'll give you my

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Speaker 1: address and you come over and get the three thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars then and we can get this thing done. Texted

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Speaker 1: to me. Okay, Well, actually, what if I tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. I would have no idea what any of

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Speaker 1: that means. It's a prank phone call. Shut up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your sister Rhonda set you up. You were totally gonna

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Speaker 1: write the word skank in her lawn for three grand?

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Speaker 1: Where are you? No? I would never Yeah, right, three

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