WEBVTT - "Valentine's Day" w/ D'Arcy Carden 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:22.840 Podcast starts now, what's up everyone around the globe? But 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:26.880 the vibes are already electric. It's Friday, it's sunny as fuck. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.760 It's Friday in Los Angeles, and I'm living out loud. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.159 I want to say, I'm feeling so electric. George is 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.800 in town still and it is so nice. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:36.960 You know what we never did speaking of Los Angeles 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:42.639 is the game that I invented heim Lick never caught on, 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.800 which is where you say three things and then you 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.800 have to decide which one's the Dannielheim, which one is 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.800 the STI him, and which one is the Alanaheim. 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:50.959 Well, I think we're not dead yet, and I think 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:51.760 we can play it today. 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.520 Yeah, and I also I know that you thought of 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:56.600 the name heim Lick, and I like it. 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:59.080 But I'm like, yeah, you thought of you thought of it. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.560 What if it's heim Pick because you're picking one to 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.279 be each of the sird I mean not. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:04.800 To be we're talking about Hollywood hand Book. I think 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:08.000 you're a Hollywood handood pill and you're really zeroing in 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:09.280 on some puns in a way. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:10.960 Though, Oh, that's try'd being very well. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.360 I do want to make it public that I am 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.720 officially Hollywood Handbook pill me too. When we went into Hollywood, 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.240 which if you're listening to this, maybe that hasn't come out. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:21.960 We did Hollywood Handbook. I went and I said, first 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.520 of all, this is a competition, and second of all, 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:24.080 I'm winning. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.320 I said, just let them win. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:28.520 I know these straight. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.360 Guys are bigger than me, they're better than me. Let 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:31.120 them have their fun. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:34.280 When we were like sparring, like when Hayes was like 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.840 clearly being sort of like in a funny way, mad 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:39.280 at me, I was like, you think I'm going to 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:39.800 back down. 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.080 You have it all wrong, my fe You're so good 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:42.679 at conflict. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.440 I normally in all I'm going to come in a 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:50.840 normal episode, I would say, let's intro, intro, intro. No, 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.240 we have such an amazing guest who I'll say it 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:58.160 has been knocking on our door for roughly one hundred years. 0:01:58.200 --> 0:01:58.560 Don't know. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:04.880 She woman who works in entertainment technically, but you never 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:05.760 really known. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.240 I think she may be is a cinematographer or something. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.560 I don't really know much about her. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:13.000 It's given grip. She is the biggest. She is the 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.239 biggest grip bitch down. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:17.760 Please wow. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.880 And I just want to say I know we're edging 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.080 you by not actually saying your name. The fact that 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.760 Sam is the one who wants to cut the intro 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.120 short is huge. Usually I'm the one that wants to 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.880 cut the intro short, and Sam, you know, as conflict 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.519 a versus you can be, is like, no, we're doing 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:30.919 the intro. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:32.080 That's true. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:37.240 Please welcome what Darcy is it's. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:43.120 Yeah, yeah, that's right, Darcy cardon the biggest grip. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.799 That's I want to say, for a grip. Your hair 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:51.640 looks phenomenal. Yeah, thanks, you did just it literally was 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:52.080 just done. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:53.000 Is that? Am I wrong? 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.600 Like you don't mean like from a salon? 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.480 I do? I do you yourself my hair? 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:03.920 Oh yes, but I've been and feel free to sound 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:06.560 off in the comments because they think I don't want them. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.120 I feel like my hair is. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.160 Okay. You know when you you. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.760 This, I think this is a classic thing that people 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.760 do as they get older. This was like good hair 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.520 ten years ago, and now I'm like, is this even 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.480 the style anymore? I know it's not. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:23.880 Well here's what I do. 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:24.480 You know what I mean? 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:26.320 I know exactly what we're like, Oh this looks good. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.079 Great, I did it again, and then I walk out 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.400 and I'm like, exactly what. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:30.040 You mean to me? 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.920 Please do not take this as a negative, because it 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.960 is a positive. Julio has a bit about how all 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:39.680 the women in Marvel movies have beach waves to like 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.240 soften the blow of the fact that they're spreading American imperialism. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.720 And but but again, I don't mean that as an insult. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.080 It's like, yeah, that's why they're beautiful. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.160 Right right? As are you? 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:50.960 Well? 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.400 I do I like love, I love a this is 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.600 like what I feel like works for my head. 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.000 But are you going to do have like an undercut? 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.920 Well, I mean you see, like there's just darter. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.640 I think it's time for the octopus cut. It's the 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.760 octopu cut. You know what Gaga has, what Miley has, what. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:12.760 Has Yes, I've never heard of it as. 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:17.119 The banks and other banks, then longer you know our friend, Yeah, 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.160 the chops, streat chop, the straight chop, and then then 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.640 the long Yeah, Hayden dis just cut her hair like that. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:24.520 Really, I was like, oh, yeah, it looks good. I 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.160 was like, you look like a celebrity. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.360 It's very celeb it's very celeb because it's hard. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:33.120 Yeah, speaking of time, I remember st did it a 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.560 couple years ago. People have been doing it. People have 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.080 all of a sudden, like the Grammys, especially everyone. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.559 If it's the Grammys, you gotta do it. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.920 It's the Grammys and you're not. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:46.440 Whether you're your Time or Selena or Selena Gomez says 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:48.120 it is, you have to do it. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.080 What is it called again? Octopus? The octopus cut? 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:50.680 I cannot believe. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.080 I didn't. I didn't know that either. 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.520 Wow, now you're sitting here thinking, did you make that up? 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:58.240 I did not. 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:59.920 Here's a question, what about it is octo? 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:07.440 It's tentacles that it's not tentacles. That's I look at 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.640 that head, I see an octopus city on a head. Okay, 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.240 because it's tentacles, I see like I. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:17.080 See like a stair. Oh, it should be called the stairs. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:18.480 Helmet helmets. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:22.320 Yeah, it's helmet heads. Here's the bold cut though, Yeah, 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:26.719 helmet helmet banks, helmet banks, helmet banks. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.640 Wait, okay, so do you have to have banks? You don't? 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.000 It could be yeah, I don't think you have to 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.440 hear it could be banks. And then second layer it 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:37.719 should be called like the three layer step three strip 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:42.480 on three strip throats and just make it makes sense 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:42.840 for you. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.760 Can I tell you something now that we're naming things. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.440 Recently I found out a close friend of ours. 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:49.799 I can't wait to hear off camera. 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.200 I want to know who it is right now. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:57.520 Yeah, well we can a close friend of ours reveal 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:57.760 to me. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.280 A close friend of ours, by the way, is like. 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:02.440 I I consider him very successful. He's written on some 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.880 great shows. He like, he's sort of by Coastal Diva, 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:10.000 very bravely by ghost. He literally revealed to me just 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.200 out of nowhere that this entire time he has held 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.960 a sometimes full time, sometimes part time job at The 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.440 New York Times as a naming specialist where he literally 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:21.679 like names games or like does work. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.600 With their podcast team Cool. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:28.280 And I'm like, that is so this, don't you think 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.960 that is the most rom com slash sext and city 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:36.120 boyfriend Josh. It's like being a cartoon editor at the 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:36.520 New York. 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:38.240 Being like a chocolate tear. 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:41.200 He's being He's Julia. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.480 It's also like the rom com girl would say it 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.359 and nobody would really question totally. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.200 But it's also like he's a naming specialist, but he 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:52.280 doesn't want to put a label on. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:59.240 Things cattle something I mean, even like I would, and 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.440 then when you do find only married, like the sequel, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.760 when you're married to the naming specialist, and it's like 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:05.760 really tense because like they can't think of the name 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.279 for this thing, and they're like locked in the room 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.880 and you're taking care of the children and you're like, well, 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.840 he's in their naming. Meanwhile, I have to fucking bring 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:16.680 the kid to school. And obviously it's not as good 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.679 as the first one, but it's real. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.960 And it finally does think of the name. It's inspired 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.560 by the woman's name or like by the way it's 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.920 like Darcy Productions. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:33.040 He's like, and then he's like, yeah, it's always worth it. 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:39.360 I married a good one. I can't wait to hear 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.640 this is bumping back a minute, but I cannot wait 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.200 to hear your Hollywood hand Book. Oh my god, I 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.000 cannot wait. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.160 No, go ahead. Well, I don't feel like my performance 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.760 is amazing, and it's hard to. 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.160 Have to say it's hard to be amazing on that show. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:52.520 It's so disorienting. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.120 It's so disorienting. Yeah, and I was also like, I 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.920 think they're so funny, and I was sort of like 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.000 trying to figure out, like I was like, do I 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:00.360 be combative agreeing. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.920 One of my favorite things listening to that podcast is 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.560 when you can tell the person is like, what are 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:07.280 we doing here? 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.120 What do you want from this? Like? 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:10.920 Yeah, yeah. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.240 I asked my friend who's a religious listener, and she 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:16.200 was like, you have to be yourself and not try 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.240 to do them at them, because you seem like a 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.080 loser if you try to like do exactly what they're doing, 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.320 because they're going to be better at it. 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.560 And then they'll then they'll like cut you off at 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:28.640 the knees and you'll, yeah, it's humiliating when they get you. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.160 I also want to say about my performance, and even 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.360 I want to of course, guys, I need to like 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.160 their third brother, I need to talk about my performance. Okay, okay, 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.679 And this is actually something that I've been thinking about because. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.800 Actors on Actors, but for our podcomments on Hollywood hands 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.839 and you're the moderator and you haven't seen it, I 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:49.480 get I know it. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:53.400 So we also recorded here two days ago, so we've 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:56.360 been doing a lot of podcasting and normally, as you know, 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.200 when we do our podcast, we sit around a desk. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.080 I'm actually realizing that we're sitting on sort of a 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.840 set both here in Hollywood Handbook, and I'm feeling like 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:08.120 when Gaga and a Star is Born went into the 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:11.600 studio and they couldn't find it. Like she was like, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.400 it doesn't sound the same, it doesn't sound the same. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.760 And then Bradley Cooper's like, get a piano in here, totally, 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.360 and then she said, desk for you, piano desk. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.280 It's like a comfort or it's just like it's what 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:21.240 you know, it's what I know. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:21.880 I know. I was. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:23.880 I was telling them as I came in that I 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:28.120 was wearing kind of dumb socks, but had the thought, 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.040 it doesn't matter because we're going to be sitting behind 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:30.720 a guy damn. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:34.199 Table lo and behold, no it's a new and don't wrong, 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:38.440 this is much better. But I'm finding my performance more confused. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.720 Okay, so if anyone not watching, it's like usually we're. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.080 Around, we're taking a conversation and a. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.000 Couch and armchair. Yes, so here's I have a theory 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.040 about this, please you know how like the definition of 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.760 Uncanny Valley is like just close enough to the real thing, 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:57.240 but slightly farther in a way that makes it almost worse. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.600 So I think the fact that I set like this 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.000 is almost living room, but not a white living room 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:06.320 makes it more confusing than if you're just around a 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:07.880 completely artificial. 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.520 Desk in a conference room. Right, I think you're right, And. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.840 So I'm like, I'm like, should I sort of like 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.959 kick off my shoes and take my phone out. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.439 As I would like hiding my water? 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.720 Like yeah, I mean you have one of those trad 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:24.880 wife cuts. Wow, how long have you been sporting this. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.640 So long that look at it's not even it's not. 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:29.360 It doesn't sit straight, it's not even level. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.280 I've been sporting this. So is this trad wife Well, 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:33.720 I don't know. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.720 Someone said that to me once. 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:39.480 Then the one with the big handle, but this is closed. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.680 The built in straw freaks me out right. Well, mold, 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.280 of course, ship I never thought, but also. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.160 Sorry, like you should be able to angle a straw 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:50.360 to get the last of the liquid? 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.720 You kind of can. I can't have every last drop 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.320 of this. Let me listen, corner, Oh you can. Oh 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:58.480 you're right right, corner. Wow, what I found? 0:10:59.320 --> 0:10:59.840 I did see. 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:04.520 That's understanding of the media I found years ago. I've 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.640 been I've been, I've been on this for a while. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:11.480 Is the straw helps me drink so much more water. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:16.480 I hate this. I hate this, hate hate tilting. I 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:20.480 don't know what's up with my neck or throat or mouth, 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.360 but I hurt myself drinking a lot. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.000 Really, I'm not kidding. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.600 I think so bad, not so bad, like just kind 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.280 of like like like if I'm well, For one, I 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.800 don't I don't know. I don't know. You only have 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:38.000 the mouth you have, so I don't know, and the 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.280 throat you have, and so I don't know what it's 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.120 like for other people. But I think I have a 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:45.240 hard time doing big swallows. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:46.720 This is great. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.680 I really like this because it's very celebrity to have 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.360 a super specific. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.600 Like imagine like the. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:58.040 Moment you're an actress on set and you like tilt 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:58.839 back and you. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.199 This is the weird thing. It's not even like I'm 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:06.319 pulling my neck. It's like inside my my swallowing mechanism. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:07.079 Interesting. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.120 If I'm if I'm like listening, if I'm tilting this 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:14.400 when I drink, I'm like, oh, oh my poor little esophagus. 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.760 What swallows? Sure? 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.600 Anyway, what I found is if I'm just sitting here 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:23.360 looking at you, glug glug glug glug fucking day that's 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:28.160 like this, something happens, something I don't want to do this. Okay, 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.680 here's the other thing. This I can It can be 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:35.600 a constant swallow. This is one gould, one gold. 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.560 That's very true. That's very thank you. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:39.360 Yeah, but you can hold it up. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.880 This is actually I can't, That's what I'm saying. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:42.760 This is also. 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.280 Wow, this is so. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.360 This is why when I get an iced coffee, I 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:49.960 finish it in like two seconds. When I get a drip. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.040 Coffee, well, I wish I had a straw. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:52.760 Oh you don't have. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.560 I don't have a straw with an ice. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.120 Yeah, I guess I always wish I had. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.760 Sam is doing sippy cup ice coffee right now again 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:00.320 for anyone just doing audio only. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.920 I've actually recently been going out of my way to 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.719 get a straw from my coffees because I hate I 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.040 hate when the ice touches my mouth. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:15.400 Okay, that's your injury, little actress. How chea? Yeah, anyway, 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:19.480 I I I used to be on the set of 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.760 The Good Place, My My, My, My favorite two costume people. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:30.000 They called me Contigo Girl because I had a contigo. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.160 I guess I thought. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.960 That's great, But I guess I have a s l M, 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.640 a slim or something now, but I used to have 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:44.760 a contigo contigo and I, which is just a brand of. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.280 I think that's what I have. But did yours have 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:47.760 a straw? 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.440 A straw? It's also it was plastic, and then you 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.400 know the whole thing, well, of course, and then all 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:53.960 of a sudden, I'm like, I'm drinking out of this thing. 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.520 I don't know. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.880 I don't understand microplastic, but I know it's happening. I 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.400 do not understand wants, but I know it's happening. So 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:02.440 then I was like, you gotta go, you gotta go 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.480 medal anyway. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.120 So now I'm I mean, but I'm sure kidding me. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.880 The County Go girl they called, they call me, and I'm. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.920 Yes, yes, yes, everybody called me. I made everybody call 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:16.960 me County Go Girl. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.480 I will say at work, I have we all. They 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:24.800 gave us all Stanley cups, which is like, you know, 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.960 you forget because everyone has one. They're sipping out of 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:29.680 your Stanley cup. But then sometimes a photo will leak 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.640 from work and someone will be like, you have a 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:36.160 Stanley cup and I'm like, well not not not exactly exactly. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:37.440 I'm sorry by leak. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.880 Do you mean someone posts a photo from the renders room, 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.320 or do you mean there's paparazzi in the after midnight? 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:46.120 George, you have no idea how much paparazzi is trying 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.760 to figure out what little pun will be coming off tonight. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.280 How do they write it, how do they do it? 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.960 What are they doing that there, Georgie, you don't live 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.680 in Hollywood. It's actually a really industry. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.400 Yeah, things are being leaked left and right. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.280 You guys are doing the Hollywood handbook to me take 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.600 I'm starting to take back the right honestly, whoa because 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.880 my performance was middling, Oh my god, performance No, no, no. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.440 That is a show where like the meanest I ever 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:18.080 thought I was, by accident, got the best reaction totally 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.320 sense liked shitty. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.480 That was like god, they loved it. Yeah, I almost 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.440 want to go back. I'm like, I want to redo, 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:26.400 like I want to be mean. 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.240 We're going to go We'll go back. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.120 They're going to have us back. We're the best guest 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.720 they've ever had. You're going to go back. 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:33.720 T me when I say you're going to go back. 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.280 You guys, we got to go back. And and also 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:36.040 we're going to have them on it. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.280 We're going to bully them until they cry. Yeah, I 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:41.560 would like when we had well, so, do you know 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.200 how Long Gone again? How Long Gone? 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:45.360 Girl? Great? 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.880 It's Chris Black and Jason Stewart. It's a very popular 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:51.960 sort of like yes, I know, it's straight straight eye 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:56.600 podcast scene. They have, like you know, everyone from you know. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.120 Kurt Vonnegut to st him. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:03.160 The ghost, but they would it's. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:07.320 If anyone could get. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.200 The ghost of Kirk Vonnagat, it would be that, of course. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.000 But we had them on and we feel like they 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.680 dommed us. But now we know them better. 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:15.600 Yeah, but now we know them better, and I think 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.400 we need to have them back on again. And really 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.360 this is I love how inside the Extra studio. This 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.120 is okay because we have them on. I had never 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.760 listened to their podcast, which was now You're obsessed and 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:26.320 I'm upset. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:27.960 But that's kind of dommy if you did not have 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.200 listened to them, Yeah, I know, but still you let them. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:35.280 Do them preparing. The truth is we started preparing more. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.000 We started preparing more to have someone on that wrote 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:41.080 a novel, and we both read the novel. Okay, we 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.600 have one hundred pages left that's nothing you can do that? 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.280 Yeah, or in two days? Are you reading it or 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:49.520 are you listening to it reading? 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:49.880 Yeah? 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.840 And I read it took a band's copy, Girl Girl. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.080 I think this has probably been talked to death. But 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:03.880 where do you guys stand on calling listening to audiobooks reading? 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.520 First of all, I want to say, I love when 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.000 the guest asks the question and prom us. I count 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.200 that as a form of DOMITIU and I celebrate it. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:18.080 Yeah, I can't wait to keep dom and I think this. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:19.720 I'm actually very torn on this. 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:20.480 Think. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.159 The thing is, I only do maybe like two audiobooks 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.240 a year. I mostly read on paper, and I have 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.800 no problem counting them. And they're usually like it's usually 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.359 sort of like middle brown nonfiction. I can't read, and 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.360 I can't listen to a novel, and I definitely can't 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:37.200 listen to like a complex like nonfiction book that's like 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:40.399 deep journalism. So it's like like I listen to the 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.800 Tina Brown like Vanity Fair Diaries, for example, or like 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.400 or like something that's for like self help adjacent. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:49.800 Alo listen to a memoir. 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:53.520 Yes, that's a good one, but yeah, I count it. 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:54.879 I put it in my little notes s app of 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:56.000 like the books I've read, so. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:59.359 I do too, and I'm I'm my sisters and my 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:02.320 mom read so much more than I do. But they oh, 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:03.119 I just I just. 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:12.159 Oh my god, everything going on. 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:18.520 But I uh, anyway, I my sister recently said, I 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.359 guess this is what it is. I think you should 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:22.840 totally count them on your list. But do you say 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:23.720