WEBVTT - Dulcé Sloan Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:15.760 But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:18.799 But you're a guest to my home. 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:27.240 You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests, 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:34.520 your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.240 So how did you dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:54.319 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineker. We're 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:59.319 in the backyard. I'm here, you're here on a Lisa's here, 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:05.400 the guest is here. There may be someone in the bushes. Unfortunately, 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:10.440 the other night I did have a prowler. I've had 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.680 just gotten home from the gym. I was looking and 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:18.160 feeling my most insane. It was late dusk, very little 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.440 light out, beautiful purples in the sky. I had to 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.399 take the garbage cans out to the street. So as 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.360 I was taking the cans out, in the corner of 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.759 my eye, I saw a blur move into the driveway 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:35.479 next door. I thought, that's not how Dan or Kim 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:39.840 usually move. But I kept doing the garbage cans, wrapped 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.640 up the garbage can business and thought I would just 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.200 go take a look. Went and looked up their driveway. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.120 Nothing there. So I got everything out of my car. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:53.080 I locked the car, went ahead into the house and 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:57.240 as I was walking up the stairs, I looked down 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:02.960 to my left and they're crouching was a prowler. We 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:07.840 made direct eye contact. My heart pounding, I fled into 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.040 the house, locked the doors, called nine one one. They 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.440 put me on the non emergency line, which is essentially 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.919 fifteen minutes of waiting on hold for someone to tell 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.960 you good luck. Ah. But while I was doing that, 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.960 I was texting my other neighbor. He decided to take 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:28.079 things into his own hands. He went to investigate and 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:32.239 the prowler was gone. He had vanished. We went and 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.360 looked in the backyard. We looked all over the place. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:38.280 We had a flashlight. He was gone, but I'm not 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:42.959 ruling anything out. He could still be here. And if 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:49.400 that's the case, Prowler. Welcome to the podcast. Ah, we 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:55.000 should get into it. I love today's guest. It's stillce Saloon. Hello. 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:56.519 We're talking about a cat, right. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.160 We're talking about a full grown man, human man, human man. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.040 Lord of buff Oh. No, you gotta get a stick. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.960 I've got to get something, maybe a taser. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:10.640 No, I think I'm saying in the Southern rap colloquialism 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.160 of a stick being a weapon, like I've never heard 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.680 stick his weapon. Yeah, we meant a gun. That's what 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.440 we mean by a stick, a large pat. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:19.800 I should not be trusted with a gun. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.800 Oh, there's training, you can get it. Listen. There's something 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.800 about just being like, hey, listen, you might want to prowl, 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.600 but you might want to back up. But also you know, 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.400 I come from a state where is legal if somebody's 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.760 on your property a long as you don't shoot him 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.519 in a back and Gucca man still got away with. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:38.800 So everybody get off my lawn. Get off my lawn. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:40.960 If I went to shoot a prowl or I would 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.800 absolutely trip and shoot myself. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.520 Well, then that's why you got to get an air rifle. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:45.960 What's an air rifle? 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:47.680 So basically it's like a BB gun. 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:51.760 Oh so it's more like for scaring away. Yes, it's 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.240 like it probably hurts stings, but it's lethal. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.560 I mean listen, as someone who had a boy in 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.320 my neighborhood had a BB in his hand. O, Hi man, listen, 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:02.280 cousins or cousins, you. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.600 Know what I mean. So yeah, I can get embedded. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.880 I mean, he's just perfectly fine. They're not made of lead. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.760 He'll be all right, so this bbie is permanently just 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:13.800 stuck in this guy's hand. Yeah, interesting, he's fine. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.719 I mean, you know, listen, unsupervised on supervised after school. 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.680 So which is how I lost my virginity? I don't 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:20.480 know the rest of y'all. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.800 But from a rifle, an air rifle, not. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:28.400 Him, from another neighbor. But yeah, ut nize air rifle. Okay, 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.680 a bb like a daisy BB gun. I mean they 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.360 said they'll shoot your eye out, so they take out 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:32.919 the prowler. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.880 My brothers had BB guns and my brother did not. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:39.039 Oh interesting, well his glasses were too heavy. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.400 I was never interested in a BB gun, so I'm 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.200 not trained. But an air rifle maybe maybe that's the 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:45.640 way to go. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:46.239 She's cute. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:50.520 Yeah, that's a fun little I look legit. If there's 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.400 a raccoon, oh, I don't shoot. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:56.560 Raccoons are nice, the little in the night away, Oh 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.560 you would listen. Raccoons don't care about nobody. I don't 0:04:59.560 --> 0:04:59.960 know how you care. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.040 Even an air rifle, it's not gonna you have a fun. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.720 Imagine you shoot it with the air rifle and it's 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:05.560 still coming at you. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.960 Yeah, yeah, raccoons, you gotta have real rappens. Baby, they 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:14.599 don't care about nobody or nothing. But yeah, like, uh 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.160 a raccoons. You just need like loud noises for raccoons. 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:18.839 But the problems you just sturb our neighbors with loud 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.880 noises of course, so you just have to like lock 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.440 your trash cans. That's really what you have to do 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:23.039 with a raccoon. 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:24.720 But how do Yeah, I guess I could get some 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.120 lat but then it's like I have to unlock the 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.039 trash can every time I want to put the garbage 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:29.640 in it, exactly. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.200 But these little carbage cans of the little pails ain't 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.080 really I mean, they do have hands, but the lids 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.839 are so heavy, right, But as an adult human, I'm like, so, 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.160 there's no way a raccoon in his homeboy is getting 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:40.679 that lid. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.040 Over whole family getting over there to help. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:44.800 Hey, circus stricks, the circus stricks. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:49.200 Baby, do you have any wildlife in your yard? Uh? 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.719 Well, there's my mother's dog, okay, and then there's a 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.720 few squirrels. So there's an avocado tree in my backyard. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.719 Oh so jealous, I'm allergic. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.720 So okay, well you know where to turn right. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.160 But the problem is is that the squirrels will take 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.720 while they're growing on the tree, the squirrels will take 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:10.160 like a bite or two out of the avocado, so 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:11.839 by the time it gets to the ground, it's already 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.560 been into and you're like, but they never eat the 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.039 whole thing, So did you just forget because everyone that 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.280 falls has a bite taken out of it, You disrespectful 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.840 ass squirrels. Wasteful, wasteful, somebody could because like my mom 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.599 when she texted me one day, she's like, I got 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.400 one that the squirrels didn't get, and then she made 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.400 like a fun little like sofa. So we're now trying 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.520 to figure out how to get the squirrels to not 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.800 bite because there's always two bites at the time. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.120 Take the whole thing home, Take the whole thing home, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:38.800 wrap it up. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.479 They're gonna puttle boxes on these damn avocados in this tree. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:46.919 They but it's always two individual bites, and they're like, hmmm, no, 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.680 it's like this new squirrel's coming in or the same 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:50.520 girl squad. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.720 Do I know? And it's like, bro, how long you 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:53.480 been in this tree? 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:54.800 We do this every year. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.159 And then they're just kind of disgusting looking. Yeah, So 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:59.400 then they just fall to the ground. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.880 And then it's like, but then you have to make 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:03.440 sure that you get him up or clean them up 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.320 or put him somewhere, because and then the dog candy, 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:06.279 it's all right? 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:07.720 Is the dog getting into him? 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.600 I don't think so, I don't know what he's Listen, 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.080 he's got a rope that he whips around like a 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.480 drag queen. So because it's like the way he flails 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.080 his head as always every time I see him. I 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.640 started doing that Hurricane Katrina songs got his wig flying, 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.400 this wig flying. I mean, he's really sinking for his 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.280 life every time as a rope in his mouth. Also, 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:27.840 he does it because I guess it's how like they 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:28.960 kill things. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:29.960 All right, It's like. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.120 It's it's like they shake. It's like how like alligator 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.760 is always like attacked to one side. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.680 Oh, I didn't know that. 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.360 If so, because I'm from the South and originally from Miami. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:44.240 If an alligator is chasing you, you zigzag, oh, which 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.840 is wild. You zigzag because when they go to attack, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.240 they always go to one side. So if you're coming 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.720 back to it's very interesting. It's very silly. I know, 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.080 silly things just look. 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:56.240 Like a total dork being chased by an alligator. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.560 Hey, man, listen. But if you're ever in that situation, 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.560 I think it's I don't know if you have the 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:03.840 time to think about the strategy. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.760 I want to look cool being chased by an healthy man. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.360 I'm trying to get out this Florida subdivision. It's really 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.080 what I'm trying to do, because I'll like, yeah, they've 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.360 snatched dogs all kinds of shit, but yeah, not too 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:20.320 many interactions with wildlife other than the civil rights dog 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:21.680 that my mother has in the house. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.800 And what's the dog's name. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:24.880 The dog's name is Ace King two. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.200 Oh. I like that. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.880 My uncle passed and we got his dog, and he 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.000 is named after King, who was my uncle's first German shepherd. Okay, 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:37.000 and then that dog passest you got another dog called King, 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.640 called him King two. And then when my mom my 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.400 brother got the dog, they started calling him. My brother 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:42.640 started calling him aceh. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:43.280 I like that. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:47.440 So his full Christian name is Ace King two, so regal, yes. 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:48.959 And then my cat's name is Queen Esther. 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.520 Oh my god, you've got royalty all over the house, 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:52.599 all over. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.520 The house, just out here just being just part of 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.920 the Lendon Gentrick Regency. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.800 Growing up, did you ever see alligators in person? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:07.599 Well about a record a wrestler alligator at the Mikasuki Reservation. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:08.640 Oh wow. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:10.600 So my mom took us down because it was like 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.000 near I think it's not like West Palm or something. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.079 So it's like in the sawgrass mills probably, and so 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:18.960 it's out like in the Everglades. And so it was 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.720 the Nikasuki in the univers V called it at the time. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.360 And so yeah, we got to see a man uh 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.760 wrestling alligator. You know, you flip them on their back 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.800 to kind of go to sleep, you rub the belly 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.760 and all of that. And then I had alligator for 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:34.240 the first time. It's like somebody, it's like the texture 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:35.880 of chicken with the taste of fish. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.440 It's very weird, not into that idea. It was hot. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.480 And then that frog legs for the first time, and 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.320 I'm like, I'm good, what does a frog leg taste like? 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.960 A lot? Listen, A lot of things taste like chicken, right, 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.680 because I don't think we eat a lot of animals, 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.400 but frog legs, I think. I was just like, I 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:56.560 just I'm chewing and I don't know why people eat 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.040 them the way that they eat them. Also, it looks 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:01.400 too much like a leg, right, like a human leg, 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.959 So she's like a tiny human legg. There's like a 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.040 chicken leg is a chicken leg? 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.120 Yeah, we were used to a chicken leg. We're all 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.280 conditioned to know what a chicken leg looks like. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.720 Right, But a frog leg has a knee in it. 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:11.600 You see what I'm saying. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:16.000 I don't want to see joints. Ah no, no, no, no, no, 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.760 no good eating meat is you know, you can't think 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.640 about it too much, and a frog gives you all 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.960 sorts of things to think about it too much. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.400 Anatomy one of my friends, we took her down to 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.240 Ocean City for a batchlrad party because she was refusing 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.280 to have one, so we made her do this and 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.040 we went to Since it's Maryland and crabs are a 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.160 big yellar Maryland, we went and got crabs and she 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:37.920 was just like, I'm gonna get chicken fingers. I was like, 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.440 I'm gonna punch you, and she was like why, she said, 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:44.520 because eating crash. She's like, it's a body, right, right, 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:45.320 And I never thought of. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:45.679 It that way. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.960 And I'm just cracking these legs, Like what do you 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:51.319 mean I don't know what you're talking about again. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.520 Knees, but I think this speaks to how delicious crab 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:57.680 is that we're able to overlook all of that. We're 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:59.560 eating a giant spider's body. 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.719 Listen, it truly is. It is truly if you think 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:08.200 about it, a spider of the sea, and they are delicious. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:11.320 So frogs just must not taste that good because we're 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.120 not willing to. They have not reached that level of popularity. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:18.800 I mean, because they're everywhere, but there's just a lot involved. Also, 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.520 they're so little. It's like you can crawfish like, there's 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.560 just so tiny to put so much work into. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:24.760 It, right, not worth my time. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.080 I'm not here. I mean, crawfish is good, but it's 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.559 like I would rather just have someone else take it 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:30.920 out for me. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.720 Yes, exactly exactly where did you have the frog leg 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.400 same place? The same place, So it was like the 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:38.440 same deal where. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.520 It was just like here's alligator, here's frog legs. And 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.560 my grandma was really on board for both. It was 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.080 like all right, let's go. 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:50.160 And then, uh, turtle soup. Have you hearn about turtle soup? 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.360 Yeah, that's the real Bahamian thing because it will be 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.400 in from Miami. It's like my mom I always talk 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.560 about turtle soup and I'm like, I'm out that. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.160 It. Listen, you have to eat which you have around. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.000 Like you ever seen a sea cucumber. I have seen 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:05.680 a c cucumber. I've never consumed. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.600 I don't want to. I've seen like you know, like 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.800 the with the sushi, like the inside of the sea urchins. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.600 Like we've caught sea urchins. My aunt caught one when 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:18.240 we were down in Marco Island and it's just you know, 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:23.440 it's spines everywhere and eventually but they're still like a 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.080 live animal in it, right, And so I was like, 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.160 I'm out. I can't. I'm out. I'm all right, I 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.560 don't have it because after then then my aunt caught 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.360 it and then she's like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna bleach 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.040 it because like people like when they see like sand 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.320 dollars and stuff like that, you have to bleach those 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:41.040 things with like clorox. Yes, like there are you son, 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:41.600 bleach them? 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:42.040 Okay? 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.120 Sure, said them outside you because you have to clean it. 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:45.240 But also it's a living thing. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.960 It's like a slimy, wet, crazy sand. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:52.400 Dollars aren't they remind you of like the lowest grit 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:54.520 sand paper because there was this way. We went to 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:56.800 Hilton Head one time and there was a boy catching 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:00.520 them for me because it was some quilt white boy flirting, 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.000 and so he kept diving down and he kept catching 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:06.560 these little like sand dollars and they're like I'd never 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:09.120 seen one that was a lot and so they're brown 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.640 and they have like a very it's like almost like 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.440 a rough vlure kind of fields like this, but they're 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.360 they're very much alive. And then he caught a hermit crab, 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.360 and those are fucking horrifying. You can't even eat a 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.040 hermit crab, so they very much useless. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.160 It doesn't serve much of a purpose other than taking 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:28.920 over different objects to live in. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.400 That's not a hermit crab's about not a herber crab. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.400 It's a horseshoe crabs. 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.720 No, that's a very scary it's. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.240 People that came up part of the tail, and I 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:41.240 was like put him back. Also, I found out that 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.400 it is the least evolved animal on the planet. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.400 That makes perfect sense. That thing has been here before Earth. Yes, 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:47.960 it came from It. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:52.000 Was like in the beginning there was light in horseshoe 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.839 crabs and they're not there's not enough meat on them 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.360 to eat them. I don't know what they're here for. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.199 They eat something, they do something. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.280 Are they the things that they use their blood for 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:02.560 medical purposes? 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.280 I think at one point they did. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.000 It's like this rare thing that the blood does on 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.560 about this, But I'm just like, I didn't know that 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:14.480 crabs had blood, right, it doesn't seem like something when 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:15.480 you open up the bix. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.320 So, I don't know what other people call it, but 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.520 in the body of like a crab, the guts on 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.440 the inside, what I was growing up, they called it 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:23.040 the dead man. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.560 Okay, And so you weren't supposed to eat that? Oh? Interesting? 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.960 Yeah, So it looks like there is a protein in 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.680 their blood that's used by pharmaceutical and medical device manufacturers 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.840 to test their products for the presence of endotoks and 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.920 spacterial substances that can cause fevers and be fatal to humans. 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:40.600 Wow the fuck figured? 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:40.880 Yeah? 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.200 Who decided that was the thing they were going to 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:45.840 experiment on, was like. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.440 All right, we need some blood, but we can't use people. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:49.440 We can use people. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:52.120 No, no, no, no, we're not gonna use people. What 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:53.760 do we not use, and what animal do we not 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.600 care about? Horsey crabs? Try them. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.160 It probably started on a podcast they were talking about 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.520 how worthless horseshoe crabs are. We've got to make use 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.000 of this thing. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:02.800 Well, that's why, like when you go to like one 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.880 of those herbal shops, like you've ever been like a 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:05.760 Chinese hyeah. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:06.080 Of course. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:10.640 My thing is always who the fuck figured this out? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.960 Why are you got? What's what's going on? I'm so sorry. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:14.440 I didn't even realize I was making a face. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.000 I guess they were like a part of creating the 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:18.360 COVID nineteen vaccine. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.120 Like that, this blood is bright blue. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.240 This is insane. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:26.720 Sorr. Wow, that looks like ghack right, Oh, I haven't 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:27.400 a gacket ear? 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:30.840 How do they get blood out? It's like I haven't 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.320 seen blood in I mean plenty of seafood. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.640 Well it says if you ever have had a vaccine, 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:38.080 chances are that it was tested for safety using horseshoe 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:38.600 crab blood. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.760 So I guess not even mammals. 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.960 It's that blue blood. It's magic. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.120 I think somebody just saw something on a beach and 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:52.080 was like, whoo, what can I do with this? Is 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:55.360 that blue blood? Creative, marry this blue blood, like we 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:59.720 just gotta figure what blooo just a bitter in a second. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.680 So a scientist just having a walk on the beach. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.080 Everything about it's so alien. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.200 Well, I think at one point if someone was there 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:10.200 was one vaccine they had like egg whites in it. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.280 Oh and they use it as a tale. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.680 Right, so I guess it's suspended. So people are like, 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.000 well that's why it's they think they were trying to 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:20.040 tell us that, like some vaccines weren't vegan, and I 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:21.920 was like, what the fuck are we talking about? 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:22.120 What? 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.280 There's also living, there's like dead. It's like some vaccines 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:29.160 are based off like a dead virus or like synthesized, 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.720 so there was living material in it. So every vaccine 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.240 would not be vegan, right because they're all based off 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.560 of a living material or the protein synthesized from a 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:40.200 living virus. 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:42.840 That just sounds like someone's horrible excuse not to get 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:46.400 a vaccine. Yes, the ways people will go to avoid 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.200 getting a vaccine, well, it's. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.520 Like it's like, well I don't like shots, and it's 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:50.760 like it sounds like you don't even mean a lot. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:55.480 Because I got friends who felt like that the small 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:57.280 part like the shot you get from the gun, like 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.640 a person like the gun. So it's like if you 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.000 have like a if you ever have a parent or 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.000 like a grandparent of a certain age, or if you 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.399 have friends who were like born in another country, they'll 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:09.840 have like this scar on their arm. And basically there's 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.840 this gun that has like six meals in it that 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.240 they give you for like smallpox. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:13.920 Whoa. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.439 So if you know so, because like I saw this 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.000 meme on like Instagram one time. I was like, oh, 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.119 I was born in America and then the next picture 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.400 is that scar from the sixth thing from the sixth 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.280 gun vaccine gun. Yeah, So like if you know anyone 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.160 who's born overseas, a lot of them will have because 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.159 like all home worlds have it because it's just like 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:32.120 because they're all born because they were born in Mexico. 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.239 So it was like a bunch of my friends and 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.479 so it's like a big scar on their arm because 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.520 they're like, well, you're not gonna get it today. 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:42.000 Interesting and so like I have to do that. Here 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.680 is it? Because if they do when we're babies. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.879 I think it's not as prevalent because like everyone got 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.320 their COVID booster. There's another COVID booster. I'm not getting that. 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:53.200 You're not getting another booster. 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:58.080 Now, why everybody's fine? We're fine and fine. I took 0:17:58.119 --> 0:17:59.399