1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 2 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,799 Speaker 2: But you're a guest to my home. 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests, 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, 5 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: So how did you dare to surbey me? 6 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:54,319 Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineker. We're 7 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:59,319 Speaker 3: in the backyard. I'm here, you're here on a Lisa's here, 8 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 3: the guest is here. There may be someone in the bushes. Unfortunately, 9 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 3: the other night I did have a prowler. I've had 10 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 3: just gotten home from the gym. I was looking and 11 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 3: feeling my most insane. It was late dusk, very little 12 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 3: light out, beautiful purples in the sky. I had to 13 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 3: take the garbage cans out to the street. So as 14 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 3: I was taking the cans out, in the corner of 15 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 3: my eye, I saw a blur move into the driveway 16 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:35,479 Speaker 3: next door. I thought, that's not how Dan or Kim 17 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 3: usually move. But I kept doing the garbage cans, wrapped 18 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 3: up the garbage can business and thought I would just 19 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 3: go take a look. Went and looked up their driveway. 20 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 3: Nothing there. So I got everything out of my car. 21 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 3: I locked the car, went ahead into the house and 22 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 3: as I was walking up the stairs, I looked down 23 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 3: to my left and they're crouching was a prowler. We 24 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 3: made direct eye contact. My heart pounding, I fled into 25 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 3: the house, locked the doors, called nine one one. They 26 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 3: put me on the non emergency line, which is essentially 27 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 3: fifteen minutes of waiting on hold for someone to tell 28 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 3: you good luck. Ah. But while I was doing that, 29 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 3: I was texting my other neighbor. He decided to take 30 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,079 Speaker 3: things into his own hands. He went to investigate and 31 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,239 Speaker 3: the prowler was gone. He had vanished. We went and 32 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 3: looked in the backyard. We looked all over the place. 33 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 3: We had a flashlight. He was gone, but I'm not 34 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 3: ruling anything out. He could still be here. And if 35 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 3: that's the case, Prowler. Welcome to the podcast. Ah, we 36 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: should get into it. I love today's guest. It's stillce Saloon. Hello. 37 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,519 Speaker 2: We're talking about a cat, right. 38 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 3: We're talking about a full grown man, human man, human man. 39 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 2: Lord of buff Oh. No, you gotta get a stick. 40 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 3: I've got to get something, maybe a taser. 41 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 2: No, I think I'm saying in the Southern rap colloquialism 42 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 2: of a stick being a weapon, like I've never heard 43 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 2: stick his weapon. Yeah, we meant a gun. That's what 44 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 2: we mean by a stick, a large pat. 45 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 3: I should not be trusted with a gun. 46 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 2: Oh, there's training, you can get it. Listen. There's something 47 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 2: about just being like, hey, listen, you might want to prowl, 48 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 2: but you might want to back up. But also you know, 49 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 2: I come from a state where is legal if somebody's 50 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 2: on your property a long as you don't shoot him 51 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 2: in a back and Gucca man still got away with. 52 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 2: So everybody get off my lawn. Get off my lawn. 53 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 3: If I went to shoot a prowl or I would 54 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 3: absolutely trip and shoot myself. 55 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 2: Well, then that's why you got to get an air rifle. 56 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 3: What's an air rifle? 57 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 2: So basically it's like a BB gun. 58 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 3: Oh so it's more like for scaring away. Yes, it's 59 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 3: like it probably hurts stings, but it's lethal. 60 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 2: I mean listen, as someone who had a boy in 61 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 2: my neighborhood had a BB in his hand. O, Hi man, listen, 62 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: cousins or cousins, you. 63 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 3: Know what I mean. So yeah, I can get embedded. 64 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 2: I mean, he's just perfectly fine. They're not made of lead. 65 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: He'll be all right, so this bbie is permanently just 66 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 3: stuck in this guy's hand. Yeah, interesting, he's fine. 67 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, listen, unsupervised on supervised after school. 68 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 2: So which is how I lost my virginity? I don't 69 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 2: know the rest of y'all. 70 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 3: But from a rifle, an air rifle, not. 71 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 2: Him, from another neighbor. But yeah, ut nize air rifle. Okay, 72 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 2: a bb like a daisy BB gun. I mean they 73 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 2: said they'll shoot your eye out, so they take out 74 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 2: the prowler. 75 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 4: My brothers had BB guns and my brother did not. 76 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 4: Oh interesting, well his glasses were too heavy. 77 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 3: I was never interested in a BB gun, so I'm 78 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 3: not trained. But an air rifle maybe maybe that's the 79 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 3: way to go. 80 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,239 Speaker 2: She's cute. 81 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fun little I look legit. If there's 82 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 3: a raccoon, oh, I don't shoot. 83 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 2: Raccoons are nice, the little in the night away, Oh 84 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 2: you would listen. Raccoons don't care about nobody. I don't 85 00:04:59,560 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 2: know how you care. 86 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 3: Even an air rifle, it's not gonna you have a fun. 87 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 3: Imagine you shoot it with the air rifle and it's 88 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 3: still coming at you. 89 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, raccoons, you gotta have real rappens. Baby, they 90 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 2: don't care about nobody or nothing. But yeah, like, uh 91 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 2: a raccoons. You just need like loud noises for raccoons. 92 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 2: But the problems you just sturb our neighbors with loud 93 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 2: noises of course, so you just have to like lock 94 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 2: your trash cans. That's really what you have to do 95 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 2: with a raccoon. 96 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 3: But how do Yeah, I guess I could get some 97 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 3: lat but then it's like I have to unlock the 98 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 3: trash can every time I want to put the garbage 99 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 3: in it, exactly. 100 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: But these little carbage cans of the little pails ain't 101 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 2: really I mean, they do have hands, but the lids 102 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 2: are so heavy, right, But as an adult human, I'm like, so, 103 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 2: there's no way a raccoon in his homeboy is getting 104 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:40,679 Speaker 2: that lid. 105 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 3: Over whole family getting over there to help. 106 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 2: Hey, circus stricks, the circus stricks. 107 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 3: Baby, do you have any wildlife in your yard? Uh? 108 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 2: Well, there's my mother's dog, okay, and then there's a 109 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 2: few squirrels. So there's an avocado tree in my backyard. 110 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 2: Oh so jealous, I'm allergic. 111 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 3: So okay, well you know where to turn right. 112 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,160 Speaker 2: But the problem is is that the squirrels will take 113 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,720 Speaker 2: while they're growing on the tree, the squirrels will take 114 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 2: like a bite or two out of the avocado, so 115 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 2: by the time it gets to the ground, it's already 116 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,560 Speaker 2: been into and you're like, but they never eat the 117 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 2: whole thing, So did you just forget because everyone that 118 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 2: falls has a bite taken out of it, You disrespectful 119 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 2: ass squirrels. Wasteful, wasteful, somebody could because like my mom 120 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 2: when she texted me one day, she's like, I got 121 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 2: one that the squirrels didn't get, and then she made 122 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 2: like a fun little like sofa. So we're now trying 123 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 2: to figure out how to get the squirrels to not 124 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 2: bite because there's always two bites at the time. 125 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 3: Take the whole thing home, Take the whole thing home, 126 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 3: wrap it up. 127 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,479 Speaker 2: They're gonna puttle boxes on these damn avocados in this tree. 128 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 2: They but it's always two individual bites, and they're like, hmmm, no, 129 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 2: it's like this new squirrel's coming in or the same 130 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 2: girl squad. 131 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 3: Do I know? And it's like, bro, how long you 132 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 3: been in this tree? 133 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 2: We do this every year. 134 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 3: And then they're just kind of disgusting looking. Yeah, So 135 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 3: then they just fall to the ground. 136 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 2: And then it's like, but then you have to make 137 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 2: sure that you get him up or clean them up 138 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 2: or put him somewhere, because and then the dog candy, 139 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 2: it's all right? 140 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 3: Is the dog getting into him? 141 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't know what he's Listen, 142 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 2: he's got a rope that he whips around like a 143 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 2: drag queen. So because it's like the way he flails 144 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 2: his head as always every time I see him. I 145 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 2: started doing that Hurricane Katrina songs got his wig flying, 146 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 2: this wig flying. I mean, he's really sinking for his 147 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 2: life every time as a rope in his mouth. Also, 148 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 2: he does it because I guess it's how like they 149 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 2: kill things. 150 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 3: All right, It's like. 151 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 2: It's it's like they shake. It's like how like alligator 152 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 2: is always like attacked to one side. 153 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:36,680 Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that. 154 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 2: If so, because I'm from the South and originally from Miami. 155 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 2: If an alligator is chasing you, you zigzag, oh, which 156 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 2: is wild. You zigzag because when they go to attack, 157 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 2: they always go to one side. So if you're coming 158 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 2: back to it's very interesting. It's very silly. I know, 159 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 2: silly things just look. 160 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 3: Like a total dork being chased by an alligator. 161 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 2: Hey, man, listen. But if you're ever in that situation, 162 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 2: I think it's I don't know if you have the 163 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 2: time to think about the strategy. 164 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 3: I want to look cool being chased by an healthy man. 165 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 2: I'm trying to get out this Florida subdivision. It's really 166 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 2: what I'm trying to do, because I'll like, yeah, they've 167 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 2: snatched dogs all kinds of shit, but yeah, not too 168 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 2: many interactions with wildlife other than the civil rights dog 169 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 2: that my mother has in the house. 170 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 3: And what's the dog's name. 171 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 2: The dog's name is Ace King two. 172 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 3: Oh. I like that. 173 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 2: My uncle passed and we got his dog, and he 174 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 2: is named after King, who was my uncle's first German shepherd. Okay, 175 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 2: and then that dog passest you got another dog called King, 176 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 2: called him King two. And then when my mom my 177 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: brother got the dog, they started calling him. My brother 178 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 2: started calling him aceh. 179 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 3: I like that. 180 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,440 Speaker 2: So his full Christian name is Ace King two, so regal, yes. 181 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,959 Speaker 2: And then my cat's name is Queen Esther. 182 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've got royalty all over the house, 183 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,599 Speaker 3: all over. 184 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 2: The house, just out here just being just part of 185 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 2: the Lendon Gentrick Regency. 186 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 3: Growing up, did you ever see alligators in person? 187 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:07,599 Speaker 2: Well about a record a wrestler alligator at the Mikasuki Reservation. 188 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 3: Oh wow. 189 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 2: So my mom took us down because it was like 190 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 2: near I think it's not like West Palm or something. 191 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,079 Speaker 2: So it's like in the sawgrass mills probably, and so 192 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 2: it's out like in the Everglades. And so it was 193 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 2: the Nikasuki in the univers V called it at the time. 194 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 2: And so yeah, we got to see a man uh 195 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 2: wrestling alligator. You know, you flip them on their back 196 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 2: to kind of go to sleep, you rub the belly 197 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 2: and all of that. And then I had alligator for 198 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 2: the first time. It's like somebody, it's like the texture 199 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 2: of chicken with the taste of fish. 200 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 3: It's very weird, not into that idea. It was hot. 201 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 3: And then that frog legs for the first time, and 202 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm good, what does a frog leg taste like? 203 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 2: A lot? Listen, A lot of things taste like chicken, right, 204 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 2: because I don't think we eat a lot of animals, 205 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 2: but frog legs, I think. I was just like, I 206 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:56,560 Speaker 2: just I'm chewing and I don't know why people eat 207 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 2: them the way that they eat them. Also, it looks 208 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 2: too much like a leg, right, like a human leg, 209 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 2: So she's like a tiny human legg. There's like a 210 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 2: chicken leg is a chicken leg? 211 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, we were used to a chicken leg. We're all 212 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 3: conditioned to know what a chicken leg looks like. 213 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 2: Right, But a frog leg has a knee in it. 214 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying. 215 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 3: I don't want to see joints. Ah no, no, no, no, no, 216 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 3: no good eating meat is you know, you can't think 217 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 3: about it too much, and a frog gives you all 218 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 3: sorts of things to think about it too much. 219 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 2: Anatomy one of my friends, we took her down to 220 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 2: Ocean City for a batchlrad party because she was refusing 221 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 2: to have one, so we made her do this and 222 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 2: we went to Since it's Maryland and crabs are a 223 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 2: big yellar Maryland, we went and got crabs and she 224 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 2: was just like, I'm gonna get chicken fingers. I was like, 225 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch you, and she was like why, she said, 226 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 2: because eating crash. She's like, it's a body, right, right, 227 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 2: And I never thought of. 228 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 3: It that way. 229 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,960 Speaker 2: And I'm just cracking these legs, Like what do you 230 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 2: mean I don't know what you're talking about again. 231 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 3: Knees, but I think this speaks to how delicious crab 232 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 3: is that we're able to overlook all of that. We're 233 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 3: eating a giant spider's body. 234 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,719 Speaker 2: Listen, it truly is. It is truly if you think 235 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:08,200 Speaker 2: about it, a spider of the sea, and they are delicious. 236 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,320 Speaker 3: So frogs just must not taste that good because we're 237 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 3: not willing to. They have not reached that level of popularity. 238 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 2: I mean, because they're everywhere, but there's just a lot involved. Also, 239 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 2: they're so little. It's like you can crawfish like, there's 240 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 2: just so tiny to put so much work into. 241 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 3: It, right, not worth my time. 242 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 2: I'm not here. I mean, crawfish is good, but it's 243 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,559 Speaker 2: like I would rather just have someone else take it 244 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 2: out for me. 245 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 3: Yes, exactly exactly where did you have the frog leg 246 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 3: same place? The same place, So it was like the 247 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 3: same deal where. 248 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 2: It was just like here's alligator, here's frog legs. And 249 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 2: my grandma was really on board for both. It was 250 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,080 Speaker 2: like all right, let's go. 251 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 3: And then, uh, turtle soup. Have you hearn about turtle soup? 252 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the real Bahamian thing because it will be 253 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 2: in from Miami. It's like my mom I always talk 254 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,560 Speaker 2: about turtle soup and I'm like, I'm out that. 255 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 3: It. Listen, you have to eat which you have around. 256 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 3: Like you ever seen a sea cucumber. I have seen 257 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 3: a c cucumber. I've never consumed. 258 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 2: I don't want to. I've seen like you know, like 259 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 2: the with the sushi, like the inside of the sea urchins. 260 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 2: Like we've caught sea urchins. My aunt caught one when 261 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 2: we were down in Marco Island and it's just you know, 262 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 2: it's spines everywhere and eventually but they're still like a 263 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 2: live animal in it, right, And so I was like, 264 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 2: I'm out. I can't. I'm out. I'm all right, I 265 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 2: don't have it because after then then my aunt caught 266 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 2: it and then she's like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna bleach 267 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,040 Speaker 2: it because like people like when they see like sand 268 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 2: dollars and stuff like that, you have to bleach those 269 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 2: things with like clorox. Yes, like there are you son, 270 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 2: bleach them? 271 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 3: Okay? 272 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 2: Sure, said them outside you because you have to clean it. 273 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,240 Speaker 2: But also it's a living thing. 274 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,960 Speaker 3: It's like a slimy, wet, crazy sand. 275 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 2: Dollars aren't they remind you of like the lowest grit 276 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,520 Speaker 2: sand paper because there was this way. We went to 277 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,800 Speaker 2: Hilton Head one time and there was a boy catching 278 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 2: them for me because it was some quilt white boy flirting, 279 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,000 Speaker 2: and so he kept diving down and he kept catching 280 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,560 Speaker 2: these little like sand dollars and they're like I'd never 281 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 2: seen one that was a lot and so they're brown 282 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 2: and they have like a very it's like almost like 283 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:17,440 Speaker 2: a rough vlure kind of fields like this, but they're 284 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 2: they're very much alive. And then he caught a hermit crab, 285 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 2: and those are fucking horrifying. You can't even eat a 286 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 2: hermit crab, so they very much useless. 287 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 3: It doesn't serve much of a purpose other than taking 288 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 3: over different objects to live in. 289 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,400 Speaker 2: That's not a hermit crab's about not a herber crab. 290 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 2: It's a horseshoe crabs. 291 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,720 Speaker 3: No, that's a very scary it's. 292 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 2: People that came up part of the tail, and I 293 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 2: was like put him back. Also, I found out that 294 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 2: it is the least evolved animal on the planet. 295 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense. That thing has been here before Earth. Yes, 296 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 3: it came from It. 297 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 2: Was like in the beginning there was light in horseshoe 298 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,839 Speaker 2: crabs and they're not there's not enough meat on them 299 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 2: to eat them. I don't know what they're here for. 300 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,199 Speaker 2: They eat something, they do something. 301 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 3: Are they the things that they use their blood for 302 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:02,560 Speaker 3: medical purposes? 303 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 2: I think at one point they did. 304 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 3: It's like this rare thing that the blood does on 305 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 3: about this, But I'm just like, I didn't know that 306 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 3: crabs had blood, right, it doesn't seem like something when 307 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 3: you open up the bix. 308 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,320 Speaker 2: So, I don't know what other people call it, but 309 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 2: in the body of like a crab, the guts on 310 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 2: the inside, what I was growing up, they called it 311 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 2: the dead man. 312 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 3: Okay, And so you weren't supposed to eat that? Oh? Interesting? 313 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, So it looks like there is a protein in 314 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 5: their blood that's used by pharmaceutical and medical device manufacturers 315 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 5: to test their products for the presence of endotoks and 316 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaker 5: spacterial substances that can cause fevers and be fatal to humans. 317 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 2: Wow the fuck figured? 318 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? 319 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 3: Who decided that was the thing they were going to 320 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 3: experiment on, was like. 321 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 2: All right, we need some blood, but we can't use people. 322 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 3: We can use people. 323 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we're not gonna use people. What 324 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 2: do we not use, and what animal do we not 325 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 2: care about? Horsey crabs? Try them. 326 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 3: It probably started on a podcast they were talking about 327 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,520 Speaker 3: how worthless horseshoe crabs are. We've got to make use 328 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 3: of this thing. 329 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 2: Well, that's why, like when you go to like one 330 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,880 Speaker 2: of those herbal shops, like you've ever been like a 331 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,760 Speaker 2: Chinese hyeah. 332 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 3: Of course. 333 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 2: My thing is always who the fuck figured this out? 334 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 2: Why are you got? What's what's going on? I'm so sorry. 335 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 2: I didn't even realize I was making a face. 336 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 5: I guess they were like a part of creating the 337 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 5: COVID nineteen vaccine. 338 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,120 Speaker 3: Like that, this blood is bright blue. 339 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 2: This is insane. 340 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 3: Sorr. Wow, that looks like ghack right, Oh, I haven't 341 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 3: a gacket ear? 342 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 2: How do they get blood out? It's like I haven't 343 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 2: seen blood in I mean plenty of seafood. 344 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 5: Well it says if you ever have had a vaccine, 345 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 5: chances are that it was tested for safety using horseshoe 346 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 5: crab blood. 347 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 2: So I guess not even mammals. 348 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 3: It's that blue blood. It's magic. 349 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 2: I think somebody just saw something on a beach and 350 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 2: was like, whoo, what can I do with this? Is 351 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 2: that blue blood? Creative, marry this blue blood, like we 352 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 2: just gotta figure what blooo just a bitter in a second. 353 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 2: So a scientist just having a walk on the beach. 354 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,080 Speaker 3: Everything about it's so alien. 355 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 2: Well, I think at one point if someone was there 356 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 2: was one vaccine they had like egg whites in it. 357 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 3: Oh and they use it as a tale. 358 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 2: Right, so I guess it's suspended. So people are like, 359 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 2: well that's why it's they think they were trying to 360 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 2: tell us that, like some vaccines weren't vegan, and I 361 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck are we talking about? 362 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 1: What? 363 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 2: There's also living, there's like dead. It's like some vaccines 364 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 2: are based off like a dead virus or like synthesized, 365 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,720 Speaker 2: so there was living material in it. So every vaccine 366 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 2: would not be vegan, right because they're all based off 367 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 2: of a living material or the protein synthesized from a 368 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 2: living virus. 369 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 3: That just sounds like someone's horrible excuse not to get 370 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 3: a vaccine. Yes, the ways people will go to avoid 371 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 3: getting a vaccine, well, it's. 372 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 2: Like it's like, well I don't like shots, and it's 373 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 2: like it sounds like you don't even mean a lot. 374 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 2: Because I got friends who felt like that the small 375 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 2: part like the shot you get from the gun, like 376 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 2: a person like the gun. So it's like if you 377 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 2: have like a if you ever have a parent or 378 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 2: like a grandparent of a certain age, or if you 379 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 2: have friends who were like born in another country, they'll 380 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 2: have like this scar on their arm. And basically there's 381 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,840 Speaker 2: this gun that has like six meals in it that 382 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 2: they give you for like smallpox. 383 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: Whoa. 384 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,439 Speaker 2: So if you know so, because like I saw this 385 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 2: meme on like Instagram one time. I was like, oh, 386 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,119 Speaker 2: I was born in America and then the next picture 387 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,400 Speaker 2: is that scar from the sixth thing from the sixth 388 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 2: gun vaccine gun. Yeah, So like if you know anyone 389 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,160 Speaker 2: who's born overseas, a lot of them will have because 390 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,159 Speaker 2: like all home worlds have it because it's just like 391 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 2: because they're all born because they were born in Mexico. 392 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,239 Speaker 2: So it was like a bunch of my friends and 393 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,479 Speaker 2: so it's like a big scar on their arm because 394 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,520 Speaker 2: they're like, well, you're not gonna get it today. 395 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 3: Interesting and so like I have to do that. Here 396 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,680 Speaker 3: is it? Because if they do when we're babies. 397 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,879 Speaker 2: I think it's not as prevalent because like everyone got 398 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 2: their COVID booster. There's another COVID booster. I'm not getting that. 399 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 3: You're not getting another booster. 400 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 2: Now, why everybody's fine? We're fine and fine. I took 401 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 2: my booster. I'm good girl. 402 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 3: How many boosters have you had just the one that 403 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:04,000 Speaker 3: I was supposed to get, I've had three. 404 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,640 Speaker 2: All of this just seems that's recreational. Friend. 405 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 3: Look, I don't have much to do with my days. 406 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, I'm okay. 407 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 3: Did you hear about that guy in Germany that had 408 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,679 Speaker 3: like four hundred boosters? 409 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,639 Speaker 2: How they let him come in in often? 410 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 3: I guess he's a smooth talker or something very charming. 411 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 2: Or he went to every COVID vaccine site in the 412 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,119 Speaker 2: country of Germany. 413 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's he went on a road trip. 414 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,800 Speaker 2: Well, because their country is not as big as you 415 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 2: think it is. 416 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 3: I wonder how big Germany is compared to like smaller 417 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,120 Speaker 3: than Texas, smaller than Texas. 418 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,399 Speaker 2: Interesting, anything smaller than Texas, you can hit it. 419 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, you could get to every CVS in Germany. 420 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 2: Yes, something like you're out Alaska. 421 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to like tour the German countryside 422 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,440 Speaker 3: getting vaccines, just getting boost there. 423 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 2: They've shown us that they don't fuck us at all. 424 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 2: I'm good. No Americans are black people, no matter how 425 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 2: many military bases are out there, I'm good. You just 426 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 2: have to realize that this American black person has a 427 00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,960 Speaker 2: lot of places that I'm not going. 428 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 3: I do not blame you do travel much. 429 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 2: Draw out for work, but it's like it comes to 430 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 2: leaving the country, like I've been to Scotland, and I've 431 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,879 Speaker 2: been to England, okay, and I've been to Australia and 432 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,240 Speaker 2: I've been to Canada for work. Mainly because I go 433 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 2: to places where white people speak English. Where people speak 434 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 2: English told you stand up, and then like on vacation, 435 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 2: I've been in like Mexico, in tux and Kico's they 436 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,160 Speaker 2: speak English, and the Bahamas they speak English. So I'm 437 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 2: really trying to go because I speak English and Spanish, 438 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 2: so I'm truly trying to go places where I'm just 439 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,119 Speaker 2: like I can communicate. But I do want to go 440 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,959 Speaker 2: to South Korea. But you have to understand as a 441 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 2: black person, you gotta go. Okay, And I'm a woman too, 442 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 2: so it's like there's a little like travel guys, where 443 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 2: you were just like places that I felt safe as 444 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,440 Speaker 2: a black woman, and here's the place I didn't feel 445 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 2: safe as a black woman because there's just certain places 446 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 2: where like they're like, women do not go by yourself, 447 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 2: right right, Black people do not go to this place. 448 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 2: Black women do not go to this place. So there's 449 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,679 Speaker 2: a lot of times there's just like but there's always 450 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,439 Speaker 2: like there's also like lgbt qya sites are just like 451 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720 Speaker 2: you cannot go here. 452 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 3: You want to Moscow. 453 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not trying to go to cold white people. 454 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 2: That sounds crazy. 455 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,959 Speaker 3: That is truly the worst. Vacation. 456 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,159 Speaker 2: Vacation and cold do not make sense. So I do 457 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 2: not o blow those things. I do not in tiendo. 458 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,719 Speaker 2: I do not know vacation and cold. I'm a good person. 459 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, just throwing money into a fire. 460 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,919 Speaker 2: Now. I would never see the northern lights because you 461 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 2: know when it happens in the winter time. I watch 462 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 2: a video all day, but staying in ten toes down 463 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,679 Speaker 2: looking up, nah do all these colts? I got to 464 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 2: have one. Mmm, I'm a good person. 465 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 3: I ain't doing this, that is, I mean, that is 466 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 3: a huge problem for me because I would love to 467 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,240 Speaker 3: see them in person, but there's just no way I'm 468 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 3: going to in the worst weather possible in a cold country. Yeah, 469 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,640 Speaker 3: I just can't do. 470 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,280 Speaker 2: You can see them in Alaska, and it's also has 471 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,880 Speaker 2: to be. I went to Alaska, but I went in April, okay, 472 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 2: so it was like sixty five degrees. 473 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,439 Speaker 3: It's nice. Yeah, that's the only time I would go. 474 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 3: Like what was the daylight cycle? 475 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,920 Speaker 2: It was spring, so there was a legitimate day and 476 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 2: a legitimate nighttime. 477 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 3: Okay. 478 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 2: But what was nuts is that I've never heard quiet 479 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,959 Speaker 2: like the quiet I heard in Alaska because there was 480 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 2: there was not noil cricket, there was no there was 481 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 2: no bug sounds. There were no bird sounds because it 482 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,879 Speaker 2: was like still nighttime, so the birds was sleep. I 483 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 2: guess the bugs is also sleep. And I was just 484 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 2: standing outside, like I can hear the wind like it 485 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,880 Speaker 2: was like not even going future. You just hear air, 486 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,200 Speaker 2: and it just sounded like there was no like you've 487 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,120 Speaker 2: ever been like enough studio with a really high ceiling, yes, yes, 488 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 2: or like just somewhere with the lace tickets, just feel 489 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 2: like all the air is going out. That's what it 490 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,640 Speaker 2: felt like. I said, there's no roof on this even 491 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,200 Speaker 2: though like even when you're outside, you're like, I know, there's. 492 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,639 Speaker 3: No limit to where I'm at. 493 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 2: And then there was when I was in Alaska, I 494 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 2: was like, there's no atmosphere like I am it. I 495 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,840 Speaker 2: felt like I was in space. I truly was like, yo, 496 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 2: there's nothing giving me down here. Gravity might turn off 497 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 2: for thirty five seconds like I was. It was sir real. Also, 498 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 2: the best Domino's pizza ever had. 499 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 3: My lige, oh what are they doing at Dominoes in Alaska? 500 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 2: Putting every topic on that bitch twice I got a supreme. 501 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,639 Speaker 2: I saw two layers of pizza. I'm like, bro, I 502 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,679 Speaker 2: gotta eat as much as this is. Like it's like 503 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 2: pay yourself, baby girl, because like it's like they made 504 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 2: the pizza and they're just like, yo, man, we still 505 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 2: got a bunch more topins and hear anybody ordered a 506 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 2: lot today, take it all, throw another layer on top 507 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,159 Speaker 2: of it. I was like, God, bless these teenagers or 508 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 2: full grown adults. 509 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,040 Speaker 3: You're the first person we've seen in months. 510 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 2: Yes, thank you for your order a dog. Here's two 511 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 2: layers of pizza. And I was like, can I get 512 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 2: Uber Eats in Alaska? Yes? You can? And that's how 513 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,879 Speaker 2: I got it. Wow is the pizza place? I think 514 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 2: I ordered it on my phone. Yep, Wow twenty eighteen. 515 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,880 Speaker 2: I was like April twenty eighteen. I was in Juno, 516 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 2: Alaska to one shows. And what was so interesting is 517 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 2: what was very funny is that the Walmart closed there 518 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,440 Speaker 2: because the people in the town were stealing so much 519 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 2: that Walmart shut their own store down. 520 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,360 Speaker 3: That is a success story I've ever heard one. 521 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 2: Listen, because there was nobody was stopping. The cashiers weren't helping, 522 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 2: nobody was helping. 523 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,920 Speaker 3: See my dream shopping trip. 524 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,480 Speaker 2: I mean, it's like everyone was like, yo, we are 525 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,960 Speaker 2: getting this work. When Walmart came and went, you know 526 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 2: what we can't do with y'all No Moore, they locked 527 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,120 Speaker 2: up as much deodorant as they could and just like, nah, dog, 528 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,720 Speaker 2: they're stealing bikes. Bro, I gotta close these doors. 529 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 3: I love to hear it. 530 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,120 Speaker 2: We got to close these doors. Jack Walmart Corporate came 531 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 2: down and was like, believe me, it's not us, it's you. 532 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,159 Speaker 3: Well, look there's something else we'd need to talk about. 533 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,960 Speaker 3: I was really excited to have you here on the 534 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,160 Speaker 3: podcast today. I thought, it'll say so wonderful, she's so funny, 535 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,280 Speaker 3: We're gonna have a great time. 536 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 2: M hm. 537 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,320 Speaker 3: So it was a little surprised. The podcast is called 538 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 3: I said no Gifts, and I was a little surprised 539 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,159 Speaker 3: when I met you here in the backyard and you 540 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 3: were holding what, from where I'm sitting is clearly a gift, Yes, 541 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,760 Speaker 3: says it's this beautiful pink bag that says celebrate on it. Yeah, 542 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,120 Speaker 3: do you have anything to say for yourself or you're 543 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,119 Speaker 3: just going to own it. 544 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 2: As a Southerner, I am taught to not come anywhere 545 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 2: with my hands empty, So you cannot come to someone's 546 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 2: home for the first time with nothing. And so I 547 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,000 Speaker 2: know you said no gifts, but I have to follow 548 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,120 Speaker 2: my fine Southern tradition. And just because I was raised right, 549 00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,200 Speaker 2: you don't kind about it. You don't come to anybody's 550 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,000 Speaker 2: else with your hands empty. So yes, I apologize for 551 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 2: the inconvenience, but I did bring you a gift. 552 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,160 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I appreciate the apology. And you know, Southerners 553 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,440 Speaker 3: are always hiding behind these manners, and I'm gonna let it. 554 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 3: This is the last time on this podcast. 555 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 2: You're I mean, I can't be the first one to 556 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 2: say it. 557 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 3: You're not. We've got other Southerners and look, this is 558 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:01,120 Speaker 3: the final time we're using that excuse. South find another excuse. 559 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 2: I mean, listen than the fact that our mama was 560 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,720 Speaker 2: raised is right? Or you know I couldn't come nowhere 561 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:10,160 Speaker 2: in my hands. Listen, it's not us. It's the genteel lifestyle. 562 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 2: Because when I got here, the first thing you did 563 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 2: was what offer me a beverage? 564 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 3: I frequently forget that. I feel awful the entire podcast. 565 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,600 Speaker 3: That's all I'm thinking about. And uh, you know that's 566 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 3: my failure on my part. 567 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 2: When someone comes to your home, you offer them a drink. 568 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,000 Speaker 3: You've got to offer a drink. 569 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,199 Speaker 2: Yes, same concept. When someone comes to your home, you 570 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 2: offer them a drink. When you come to someone's home, 571 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 2: you offer them a gift. 572 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:40,920 Speaker 3: Well, should I open it here on the podcast? Okay, 573 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 3: let's dip in here. M okay, I'm pulling out. Oh 574 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,040 Speaker 3: it's a very cute, very Oh the bag is so big. 575 00:25:55,320 --> 00:26:00,160 Speaker 3: It's a very cute little bracelet that says it says 576 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 3: no gifts on it. Yeah, did you make this? 577 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 2: Yes? 578 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 3: This is adorable? 579 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,479 Speaker 2: Thank you. I mean my friend of bracelet the other 580 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 2: day that said, chicken. 581 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 3: How long have you been making bracelets? I've been making 582 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 3: Joey since I was a kid and I had I 583 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,359 Speaker 3: used to have. 584 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,720 Speaker 2: A jewelry business. Really yeah, I used to do custom 585 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,880 Speaker 2: gifts and jewelry. I still make cousin things for people, 586 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 2: but I ligally had like a jewelry business, and I 587 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 2: would do like scavenger hunts and crafts, the kids birthday 588 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,200 Speaker 2: parties literally just one whole family and all three of 589 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 2: their children and their cousin. But yeah, I've been making 590 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,639 Speaker 2: stuff for people for years. 591 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,520 Speaker 3: And are you self taught? I mean this is uh 592 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,360 Speaker 3: probably like your easiest piece to. 593 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 2: Make, literally five minutes to make. But it's what I 594 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,280 Speaker 2: do is like what I used to do for Valentine's 595 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 2: Day because my momoul always give us, like me and 596 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,119 Speaker 2: my brother Valentine's Day presence, which is like a tradition. 597 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 2: Like she started doing it when I was like maybe 598 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 2: like a teenager, and so every year we get each 599 00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,880 Speaker 2: other's over Valentine's Day. And so as I came an adult, 600 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,480 Speaker 2: I started doing that for like my friends and I 601 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,400 Speaker 2: worked in offices. I would get like the little kids 602 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 2: Valentine's and give them out to people. 603 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,879 Speaker 3: Oh that's sweet. And when I. 604 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,800 Speaker 2: Started doing stand up, I'm like bringing the shows and 605 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 2: there was like one comic one time. I was just like, 606 00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 2: he's aid Dulce for the last five years, You're the 607 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,399 Speaker 2: only person I've gotten a Valentine for all And so 608 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 2: I remember last year I was like, well, what if 609 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 2: I just made a bunch of bracelets? And so I 610 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,760 Speaker 2: was still living in New York and I remember one 611 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 2: of the comics he was like, Valentine's Day is so stupid, 612 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 2: it's so commercial by and he went on and on 613 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 2: and on. I was like okay. And then the next 614 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,399 Speaker 2: day Valentine's Day on a cute lit outfit and I 615 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,960 Speaker 2: was like, I made you a bracelet. He was like really, 616 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:40,879 Speaker 2: oh my god. 617 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,119 Speaker 3: I think it was to say and. 618 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,880 Speaker 2: Is that like orgasm or something stupid on it? And 619 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,520 Speaker 2: then like an hour later, because we was another comic 620 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 2: where it shows and his girlfriend comes up and goes, 621 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 2: can you give me another bracelet? I was joking around 622 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 2: with him and like over extended it, and he's really said, 623 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 2: can you get I was like, yes, I can give 624 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,200 Speaker 2: you another bracelet the one the day before that made 625 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,440 Speaker 2: a fifteen minute just standing on his soap box Grand 626 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,199 Speaker 2: Solo Liquid And now he's like, but you stredged my 627 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 2: bracelet and that guy's said another comic. I made him 628 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,040 Speaker 2: my bracelet and said daddy because that was my favorite 629 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 2: thing to call him, because I would call him daddy 630 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 2: and he would get go hay sugar. And I was like, yes, 631 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:23,200 Speaker 2: I can make this. Oh love him, love this man. 632 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 2: And so I made him this bracelet and said daddy 633 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 2: on it, like it cook three times. And I saw 634 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,919 Speaker 2: him like a month or two later, and he was 635 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 2: just like, my bracelet broke, and I saved all the 636 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 2: beads and why the grown man like really black men 637 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 2: in their fifties, very New York grown black men, and 638 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 2: it's like, my bracelet broke, and I saved all the beads. 639 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,120 Speaker 2: I was like, I'll make you another brace and like 640 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 2: the next time I saw him, he was like, thank 641 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,920 Speaker 2: you so much. And it was like and I was like, y'all. 642 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 3: Are ridiculous, all ridiculous. 643 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 2: You act like you don't care and that kind of 644 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,840 Speaker 2: I'm major bracelet and you're like shut up, like but 645 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 2: I made it for He was like, oh, thank you 646 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,800 Speaker 2: so much. I like it so much. Oh my god, 647 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 2: They're just these men are ridiculous. 648 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 3: Completely melting at the sight of a few beads, just. 649 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 2: A few beads. But it's like it's not because like 650 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 2: so I made all these Like last year I made 651 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,479 Speaker 2: like eighty Valentine's Da bracelet. 652 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 3: God, how long did that take you? It doesn't. 653 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 2: I mean it took like a couple of days. Like 654 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 2: my niece helped me when my friends came over. And 655 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,600 Speaker 2: then this year what I did, I was like on 656 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 2: the road and so I brought my beads with me 657 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,800 Speaker 2: and I was just sitting there watching h Miss Fisher, 658 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,680 Speaker 2: which is like, uh, a cozy murder mystery that set 659 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 2: in the nineteen twenties on Australia. Okay, this is where 660 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,400 Speaker 2: I have like a QUARANTIV and all these other streaming services, 661 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 2: and so I would just have a show and I 662 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 2: get home and I would get back to the hotel 663 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 2: on the show, and I'm up to like three in 664 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 2: the morning just making bracelet after bracelet after bracelet after bracelet. 665 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 3: Sounds very soothing, It is very fun. 666 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 2: And then the thing is it's like people that go, 667 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 2: oh my god, because like I was at one of 668 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 2: the comedy clubs like last year, and I'm handing out 669 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 2: out the comics and then some of the staff it's like, 670 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,720 Speaker 2: can I get a bracelet. When the staff, I was like, hey, 671 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,920 Speaker 2: the guys in the kitchen, they want a bracelet. And 672 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 2: so this of control, that's why I made eighty brace 673 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 2: I'm was trying to make one hundred eighty something. So 674 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 2: this year I made like close to one hundred bracelets. 675 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 2: And so it's so interesting because it's like I just 676 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 2: thought it was this really like silly thing to do, right, 677 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 2: but just because what I would do. 678 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,920 Speaker 3: Is also I wouldn't. 679 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 2: I had like a big bag, and the year before 680 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 2: I was like very conscious and like, well I gave 681 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 2: what but I was like no, I'm gonna change it up. 682 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 2: And I was like, you pick your bracelet, I said, 683 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 2: but you can't see the bracelet. I said. You have 684 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,680 Speaker 2: to put your hand in the bag. The bracelet picks you. 685 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 2: And so one of my friends she gets this bracelet 686 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,520 Speaker 2: because I had like these beads that look like the 687 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 2: conversation hearts, and so that was the main theme for 688 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 2: all the beads this year, all the bracelets this year, 689 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 2: and so she picked one, and uh, she's like, I 690 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,520 Speaker 2: love another one, Like I can't try another one. One 691 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 2: of my friends he got one that was like yellow 692 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 2: and red but like the McDonald's kind of yellow. Oh. 693 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 2: He was like, I don't really like this. I'm gonna 694 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 2: pick another one. I said, I will let you pick 695 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 2: another one. And then the next bracelet he picked out 696 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 2: was the exact same color scheme. 697 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,840 Speaker 3: Well, that's who he is. 698 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,520 Speaker 2: And I was like, this is this is I said, 699 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 2: you picked it twice. 700 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 3: This is for you running from yourself. Stop running from 701 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,800 Speaker 3: the Ronald McDonald. Collins are McDonald's, You. 702 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,479 Speaker 2: Are McDon you are a Mickey D's. 703 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,680 Speaker 3: And so nothing wrong with that. 704 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 2: But it was great because like Judy Gold and her 705 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,760 Speaker 2: wife there was like a greener red when and they 706 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 2: said hug me, and so Judy's wife picks first, okay, 707 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,240 Speaker 2: and then like Judy pick and they picked the exact 708 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 2: same bracelet, but I shake the bag. 709 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 3: Wow. 710 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,040 Speaker 2: And so they both picked the green and the red 711 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 2: and they both had to hug me bracelets and they're 712 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 2: like it's meant to be. It's like, yeah, it's so cute, 713 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 2: so together forever, and so it's like, yeah, the bracelet 714 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 2: piccks you. But it's so funny because people go like, 715 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,200 Speaker 2: can I pick a braceletwo? Nd I pick a bracelet 716 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,560 Speaker 2: and just like yeah, sure. 717 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 3: That sounds very fun I don't blame anybody. 718 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 2: It's so great. And so I was at a super 719 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,920 Speaker 2: Bowl party at the cellar and by the end, I 720 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,959 Speaker 2: was like, everyone has this bracelet and people like, oh 721 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,760 Speaker 2: my god, don't say may these bracelets. These are so great. 722 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,760 Speaker 2: Don't see these bracelets. And I try to make them 723 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 2: out as durable as I can because one of my 724 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 2: friends like, I still the bracelet you gave me last year, 725 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,240 Speaker 2: and it was always And it's so funny because I 726 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 2: was like the guys who were so excited I picked 727 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 2: their like I get to you're like, yeah, oh my god, 728 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 2: and so they picked like thank you. It could be purple, 729 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 2: it could be pink. They do not care. 730 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,000 Speaker 3: Men are desperate to get to have jewelry. They didn't 731 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,600 Speaker 3: need an excuse to have jewelry, and. 732 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 2: Just it's just like you made these, you made these 733 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 2: for us. And then it's like yeah, I mean, I'm like, 734 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 2: oh my god. Some of them are like some of 735 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 2: them are like, okay, I can't have a purple and 736 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,080 Speaker 2: a pink bracelet. Like I hear you, I'll let you 737 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 2: pick another. Wow, but the bracelet pick to you. I 738 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you. And then they go 739 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 2: a second round and says like you got another pink 740 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 2: when he's like, all right it pick me. But sometimes 741 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 2: it's like one of my homeboys. I'm like, yeah, I 742 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 2: know you won't wear it. Here you go there, that's yours, 743 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 2: ahead of you, way ahead of you, sir. 744 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,640 Speaker 3: What we're going to do is put one in there 745 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,760 Speaker 3: that says you will die within a week. Never that 746 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,280 Speaker 3: little risk. It's very fun never. 747 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 2: You guys have. Some of them say. 748 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:53,360 Speaker 3: Butts, Oh, butts okay, so I'll get on butts, boobs, orgasm. 749 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,600 Speaker 2: I didn't do as many word be as this time, 750 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 2: as one of them was just about to like the 751 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,200 Speaker 2: because it was like text me, kiss me, hug me, 752 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,520 Speaker 2: stuff like that, right right. But yeah, the word ones 753 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 2: are sometimes funny because my friends, uh, Jenny's Agreena, we 754 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,640 Speaker 2: were making them and I think when she's made one, 755 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 2: it said cheese daddy, and she was like, what's that means? 756 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 3: She's like, I don't know, but it sounds silly. 757 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,560 Speaker 2: So some of them are Some of them say daddy, 758 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 2: some of them say butt, boobs, orgasm. And my friend 759 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,560 Speaker 2: was like, ooh, we like, I guess one of the 760 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,520 Speaker 2: two of them say dick. But when my friends grabbed. 761 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 2: He's like, I can't wear this. I'm like, calm, damn back, 762 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,800 Speaker 2: No one's gonna where you let you wear a dick bracelet. 763 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,800 Speaker 3: You're fine, probably should justice. 764 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 2: Just grow up. But some of them, I won't wear 765 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 2: certain collars. I won't do this. And then sometimes with 766 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,320 Speaker 2: the girls, it's like all this goes with my outfit. 767 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, that's why I gave you this one. 768 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,120 Speaker 2: So it's either outfits, yeah, so thank you. It's either 769 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,880 Speaker 2: outfits or homophobia, so you get it. Pick and choose, 770 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 2: Pick and choose. But the girls ones to say boobs. 771 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 2: I don't care because boobs. 772 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 3: They're mature adults. Yes. I Google at one point was 773 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 3: like they had some experiment with three D printing where 774 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,080 Speaker 3: you could get a bracelet and I had one made 775 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,760 Speaker 3: that said I will sue and I miss it, so mop. 776 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,560 Speaker 2: That's so fine. 777 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,040 Speaker 3: I want to have one of those. Just like, if 778 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 3: you're found unconscious, you've got you know they know you're 779 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 3: going to sue. I mean, is this the thing you 780 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,359 Speaker 3: worry about being found constantly? And I want the first 781 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,040 Speaker 3: thing the person to find me to think they're going 782 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 3: to be sued, that they're now in legal trouble. 783 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:26,600 Speaker 2: Okay, that might hinder rescue missions, but I mean hopefully 784 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,239 Speaker 2: it's got the range. 785 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,279 Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, hey, you like it. 786 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 2: I love it, but it may it might not be 787 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,080 Speaker 2: the best way to get rescued. 788 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,799 Speaker 3: I'm just putting a bug in your ear. If I 789 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 3: cross paths with you next Valentines, I hope in that 790 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 3: bag there will be and I will sue that I'll 791 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,399 Speaker 3: be able to pick absolutely and I will sue. 792 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,120 Speaker 1: Is what am I say? 793 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,799 Speaker 2: Yes, and I will sue. I'm here for it. I 794 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 2: support it. I support you. 795 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,960 Speaker 3: Are you a big jewelry where yourself You've got ear 796 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,400 Speaker 3: rings on? 797 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,600 Speaker 2: Yes? Listen, I'm in a place now where some of 798 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,640 Speaker 2: my jewelry is real, and man, what it's time to 799 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 2: be alive? 800 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:02,680 Speaker 1: Uh? 801 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 2: My bracelet is real. I got it from this company 802 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,720 Speaker 2: and me and Yaminika we were at south By Southwest 803 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,640 Speaker 2: and I've been seeing this. It's called permanent jewelry. 804 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,960 Speaker 3: I just saw somebody get one of these on. 805 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,239 Speaker 2: So that's what this bracelet is. It's like welded on 806 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,160 Speaker 2: and how long does it last until it comes off? 807 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:18,840 Speaker 3: Really? 808 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,960 Speaker 2: The girl I got it from, she says it's the 809 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,040 Speaker 2: exact same bracelet, the philigree bracelet, she says she's had 810 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,840 Speaker 2: on for three years. 811 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,520 Speaker 3: Wow, and what like why is that appealing? I'm like the. 812 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 2: Idea of it because I got because, like I said, 813 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,279 Speaker 2: I have jewelry, like I have like all this chain 814 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,759 Speaker 2: at home. I was like, let me see if I 815 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,080 Speaker 2: can like really do this. So my last year, I 816 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,360 Speaker 2: made myself one intil like the gold rubbed off, and 817 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 2: I was like, I kind of like this, and so 818 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 2: but it's weird because it's so thin and you don't 819 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,160 Speaker 2: think that you'd like pay attention to it. Sometimes I 820 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 2: really feel it and sometimes I don't. But I've only 821 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,560 Speaker 2: had it for like a week and some change. But 822 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,200 Speaker 2: one of my homeboys called it. He says, like a 823 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,440 Speaker 2: jewelry tattoo, right exactly. 824 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 3: So it's like it's. 825 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,160 Speaker 2: Funny because like sometimes it's like, oh, this is an 826 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,959 Speaker 2: interesting almost kind of permanent kind of thing. But it's cute. 827 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 3: It's real gold. It's real gold, it's real gold. 828 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,920 Speaker 2: It's really welded on. But I can easily if I 829 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,319 Speaker 2: want to, just like cut this off. And I was 830 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,200 Speaker 2: just like a scissor, Oh, we have to just like 831 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,200 Speaker 2: wire cutters, jump. 832 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,319 Speaker 3: Ring steel bolt cutters I know. 833 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,520 Speaker 2: It's so tiny because it's like it's it's like the 834 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,840 Speaker 2: head of a ballpoint pin is, like how big this 835 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,880 Speaker 2: jumping is. It's so thin, it's very it's very small, 836 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,400 Speaker 2: but it's like all filigree gold and it's I really 837 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,719 Speaker 2: like it. It's the way to kind of have some 838 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,959 Speaker 2: jewelry on, kind of without thinking about it, thinking about 839 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 2: it because because some of my sisters they have and 840 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,040 Speaker 2: sisters and my cousin they have their eyeliner is tattooed on. Okay, 841 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,239 Speaker 2: sure that is a dedication to a look that I 842 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 2: do not have permanent eyeliner. I'm not that person first 843 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 2: of all, tattooed eater in my. 844 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 3: Eyeball, No, simply, And. 845 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,640 Speaker 2: I think like some of my teas they have a 846 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,359 Speaker 2: I think they have the eyeliner, and I think one 847 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,359 Speaker 2: of them has our eyebrows tattooed, which I always thought 848 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:01,880 Speaker 2: was crazy. 849 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,360 Speaker 3: And then I met a girl. 850 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,880 Speaker 2: She had her lips tatt You use your lips tattooed. 851 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,920 Speaker 3: Right, And it sounds like agony. 852 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, because first of all, there's like so many nerve 853 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,840 Speaker 2: endings in your lips. That's why babies put things in 854 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,279 Speaker 2: their mouths. But she showed me before and after, and 855 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,480 Speaker 2: I was like, it looks good, sure, but it's like 856 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,520 Speaker 2: it's still your mouth, right, which I thought was crazy 857 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 2: because like she already had like nice lips. And I 858 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,680 Speaker 2: was like, it does just make her because it's not 859 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,560 Speaker 2: like color color. It's literally just put like a little 860 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 2: bit moarm. 861 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 3: Oh, it's just like the saturation has been turned down. 862 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 2: Yes, it's like it just turns. It's so it's not 863 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,400 Speaker 2: like she always has like red. 864 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,880 Speaker 3: Lips, picturing a full red lip and she's like digging 865 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,880 Speaker 3: a trench in her backyard. 866 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,000 Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no, because she's Chinese American and 867 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 2: she is like olive this to her skin, and so 868 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,360 Speaker 2: her lips, like she's in her top lip was the 869 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,760 Speaker 2: same color as her face. 870 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,520 Speaker 3: Okay, so she's kind of losing the lips. 871 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,239 Speaker 2: You were losing the lips. She had a full she 872 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,000 Speaker 2: has full lips, right, but you were losing it because 873 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Speaker 2: because there was no separation of church and state between 874 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 2: her face and where the lips started. 875 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,120 Speaker 3: Right, she would have had to get a mustache or something. 876 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,560 Speaker 2: Truly, and who's trying to do that again? And so 877 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,279 Speaker 2: that's where she got this color put in. I was like, oh, 878 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,759 Speaker 2: show me before and after, and I was. 879 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,360 Speaker 3: Like, oh, okay, it's just. 880 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,600 Speaker 2: Popping in color and just adding like almost like a contouring. 881 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,760 Speaker 2: It's like creating the dimension that wasn't previously there. Because 882 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,759 Speaker 2: she can wear any kind of lip, like you. 883 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,879 Speaker 3: Can throw something else on there a time of day. 884 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,880 Speaker 2: But when she's just like out in just nude face, 885 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,640 Speaker 2: now she has got lip lips. She's got lips. 886 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,560 Speaker 3: You've got a tattoo on your wrist? How long has 887 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:37,879 Speaker 3: that been? 888 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,200 Speaker 2: There actually have four tattoos. So I have a star 889 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,120 Speaker 2: on my right wrist, a star on my left wrist. 890 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,320 Speaker 2: I have a star on my foot that's broken and 891 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,839 Speaker 2: hashing theme here. One side's comedy, one side's tragedy, and 892 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 2: then there's a star on I guess not the what's 893 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,960 Speaker 2: part of your hands? 894 00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,640 Speaker 3: This is a great question. The web. 895 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,960 Speaker 2: So that space in between your fore finger and your thumb, 896 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,600 Speaker 2: I got a star. I've got an exclamation point that 897 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,279 Speaker 2: ends in a star. 898 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,560 Speaker 3: Right, it looks like a little shooting star. Yeah. 899 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,640 Speaker 2: I like that. It's so so gives you a shooting star. 900 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,080 Speaker 2: But let's see, my first star was in a tattoo parlor, 901 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,880 Speaker 2: and this one it's it's a blessing. I still have 902 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 2: it because it broke apart. All that broke apart, so 903 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 2: like with it, when it scabs up like broke apart, 904 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,400 Speaker 2: came back, there was like there's a line missing. They 905 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 2: tried to touch it up, it didn't work. And then 906 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,239 Speaker 2: my star on my right wrist is a star like 907 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,040 Speaker 2: a negative space, the space inside the shading creates and 908 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,319 Speaker 2: it's I got this in a living room, in a 909 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,920 Speaker 2: living room, a dining room and an apartment complex with 910 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,840 Speaker 2: two of my sisters who were gettinghih biscus tatoos on 911 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,200 Speaker 2: their back. 912 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,480 Speaker 3: Was a planned or did you just show up in 913 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 3: the dining room and it. 914 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 2: Was actually funny, is like this where we were was 915 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,440 Speaker 2: actually the same apartment complex as a guy used to day, 916 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,040 Speaker 2: so that was wild. And then the one on my foot, 917 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,560 Speaker 2: I'd get done twice because the skin on your feet 918 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,520 Speaker 2: is the thinnest skin on your body. Oh, I didn't 919 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,040 Speaker 2: know a lot of places don't guarantee like a foot 920 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,400 Speaker 2: tattoo because what happened was is it scapped up and 921 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,880 Speaker 2: then came off right right, So then they had to 922 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,799 Speaker 2: go back in deeper and redo the tattoo on my foot. 923 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,560 Speaker 2: And then the one on my hand. I got done 924 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,520 Speaker 2: on a roof during COVID because my friend who's an artist, 925 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,040 Speaker 2: started tattooing. So we just have like tattoo parties during. 926 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,759 Speaker 3: COVID because tattooing during luck. 927 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. 928 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,919 Speaker 2: She's an artist named Pearlminton and she's an amazing artist. 929 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,800 Speaker 2: She does like a lot of eyes and lips and 930 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:33,400 Speaker 2: body work, and she picked up tattooing. And so one 931 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,120 Speaker 2: of my friends, another comedian, very funny, Derek Gaines, is 932 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,560 Speaker 2: an amazing podcast called No Need for Apologies. He I 933 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,160 Speaker 2: was like, listen, you gotta be here for your friends. 934 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,000 Speaker 2: Uh So he's getting tatted because you have these tattoos 935 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,160 Speaker 2: on his hands, and so he's getting this word across 936 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 2: on his hands. He's like, what do you think. I 937 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,040 Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I like it, and that leaned over. 938 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,600 Speaker 2: I was like, get a star for me. 939 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,240 Speaker 3: Oh, that's a great idea. 940 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,440 Speaker 2: And I didn't think he was gonna do it. 941 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,640 Speaker 3: And he was like okay, And I was like, uh oh, 942 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,359 Speaker 3: what if you too end up in a fight. There's 943 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,360 Speaker 3: like a year's long feud. He's trapped. 944 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,239 Speaker 2: Listen, we we we stay feud and our friends call us. 945 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,840 Speaker 2: A divorced couple who gets along. Oh, so hey, listen, 946 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,960 Speaker 2: I don't know what the problems. And so he gets 947 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,040 Speaker 2: the star on his on his left wrist, and then 948 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,200 Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, well if he got tattoos 949 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,800 Speaker 2: and I got a tattooed, He's like yes, and I 950 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,560 Speaker 2: was like all right, and I was like, well, what 951 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,680 Speaker 2: do I want to get? And so the name of 952 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,040 Speaker 2: my production company is Australia, which is Spanish for star, 953 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,920 Speaker 2: but it's how my brother spells it, and so spelled phonetically. 954 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,759 Speaker 2: And then there's an exclamation point on the end of 955 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 2: it with the star on the bottom. And so I 956 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,120 Speaker 2: was like, well, let me get that right. And I 957 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,040 Speaker 2: was like, because if anything happens, I still have something 958 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,440 Speaker 2: that represents me and I know my star. And so 959 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,920 Speaker 2: I get my exclamation point and I get my star 960 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,200 Speaker 2: on the bottom. And then we're taking a picture and 961 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:51,279 Speaker 2: I'm looking at Derek's hands and I noticed that there 962 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 2: is a exclamation point that he has tattooed on his 963 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,640 Speaker 2: hand above his left pinky. So then so my tattoo 964 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 2: is a combination of his tattoos, and we get weird. 965 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,120 Speaker 2: And so we had this running joke where like if 966 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,759 Speaker 2: he was trying to if he'll just tap his star 967 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,960 Speaker 2: and be like, don't say. 968 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,960 Speaker 3: So, He's just like tap. 969 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,799 Speaker 2: So then I was like, I was like, oh, be out, 970 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,640 Speaker 2: like where's Derek. I'll start tapping my hand and be 971 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,319 Speaker 2: like Derek, Derek, and literally one of us will pop 972 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,680 Speaker 2: up and be like I was just talking in my 973 00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,759 Speaker 2: hand about you. But yeah, so he's an exclamation point 974 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 2: and a star, and then I have an exclamation point 975 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,160 Speaker 2: with a star. 976 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,560 Speaker 3: Which one of these was the most painful, the foot, 977 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,480 Speaker 3: because I hate it done twice okay, and it does 978 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,120 Speaker 3: feel like a sensitive area it is. 979 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,440 Speaker 2: And what's so crazy about it is like when I 980 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,200 Speaker 2: got it done, because like I designed it and like 981 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,759 Speaker 2: told the tattoo artists about it, and he was like, 982 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,600 Speaker 2: let's do it like this because I didn't goan to 983 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,600 Speaker 2: get like just a regular comedy and tragedy tattoo because 984 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,759 Speaker 2: you know, I'm a theater kid, and so he was like, well, 985 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,080 Speaker 2: we can do one side, said one side. 986 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,239 Speaker 3: He's like, we get one side happy, one side evil, 987 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,759 Speaker 3: and I was like, not. 988 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,800 Speaker 2: Evil, say we're not doing evil, We're doing no, no, 989 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,640 Speaker 2: thank you, And so he came in because there's like 990 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,000 Speaker 2: little stars around it, and then he did like some 991 00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 2: white highlighting and some shading, and then and within a 992 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,759 Speaker 2: month the scab like cleared up. And then when the 993 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,520 Speaker 2: scab came off, it was literally my whole tattoo. It 994 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,120 Speaker 2: just it was just because it wasn't deep enough in 995 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 2: the skin. 996 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,280 Speaker 3: Wow, and so it just I mean, that's just so gross. 997 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was like, I mean, what was the 998 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,000 Speaker 2: wildest part about being in there? Was just like when 999 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,719 Speaker 2: I went back, I had like a I had a 1000 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,120 Speaker 2: dress on, and I was like, all right, I don't 1001 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,440 Speaker 2: know why I'm sitting on it because I was like 1002 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,520 Speaker 2: the way I was sitting, like you could see the 1003 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,960 Speaker 2: only thing you could see was up my dress. There 1004 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 2: was nothing else I could do about it. And then 1005 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,880 Speaker 2: I realized. I looked over and I was like, I 1006 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,839 Speaker 2: could be sitting in a completely different chair. This man 1007 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,200 Speaker 2: doesn't have to be looking at my dress at the 1008 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 2: same time a tattoo. And I looked over and I was. 1009 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 3: Like, yeah, fuck it, we're here. 1010 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,920 Speaker 2: Because it was because he wasn't supposed to do it 1011 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,879 Speaker 2: for free, but he didn't like you you can see 1012 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,120 Speaker 2: my drawers for free tattoo or whatever. Give a fuck. 1013 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,440 Speaker 3: There's a lot I would give away for a free tattoo. 1014 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,879 Speaker 2: This guy got one because he let them taste him. 1015 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,880 Speaker 3: So and what happened to the other if you got 1016 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,040 Speaker 3: framed the skin? 1017 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,800 Speaker 2: No, I just threw it out, okay because it just 1018 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,799 Speaker 2: wasn't I thought about it, but it was like all 1019 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,520 Speaker 2: the pigment was gone. So then it just be like, 1020 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:15,480 Speaker 2: what's so, is this like from an ancient scroll or something. No, 1021 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,239 Speaker 2: it's a foot tattoo, just just it. I do think 1022 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,120 Speaker 2: about getting other ones, but then sometimes I'm like, I 1023 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:20,680 Speaker 2: don't know what I. 1024 00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 3: Want to Well, certainly a star. You can't break the 1025 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,239 Speaker 3: theme now. 1026 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,920 Speaker 2: No, I can't break this thing because it was like 1027 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,880 Speaker 2: I thought about getting something on my other foot, and 1028 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,160 Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not going through that again. 1029 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:29,800 Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. 1030 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,799 Speaker 2: And so I'm kind of like, so I've got two 1031 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,000 Speaker 2: tattoos on my right side and two tattoos on my 1032 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,160 Speaker 2: left side. Symmetry the nice symmetry there, like a foot 1033 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,880 Speaker 2: and a wrist and a hand, and so it's I 1034 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,239 Speaker 2: don't know, because I would never get a tattoo on 1035 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,480 Speaker 2: my back. How come because I can't see it. 1036 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,759 Speaker 3: I mean, that's something that's never really occurred to me. 1037 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,279 Speaker 3: But that's a great reason not to I why don't 1038 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:53,880 Speaker 3: get to enjoy it? 1039 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,560 Speaker 2: Why would get a tattoo? I can't see, right, I've 1040 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,200 Speaker 2: never understood. 1041 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,000 Speaker 3: Purely for other people, and only other people who are 1042 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,040 Speaker 3: seeing you without a shirt on. 1043 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,600 Speaker 2: Right. Also, I hate seeing and this is going to 1044 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,640 Speaker 2: sound it's just me. This is an aesthetic thing. I 1045 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 2: hate seeing a tattoo, a back tattoo in a formal dress. 1046 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,160 Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, that's a risky thing because it probably 1047 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,520 Speaker 3: can look good sometimes, but it also can probably throw 1048 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,360 Speaker 3: off a formal look immediately. 1049 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,440 Speaker 2: A girl I was friends with when she got married, 1050 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,279 Speaker 2: every one of her bridesmaids had a tattoo on her 1051 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:31,600 Speaker 2: right shoulder, and it drove me nuts. They were one 1052 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,000 Speaker 2: of the moss, like the regular dumb shit where it's 1053 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,399 Speaker 2: just like, oh, here's my astrological symbol. It's like, okay, great, 1054 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,760 Speaker 2: this bitch is a taurus. Other just a playing card, 1055 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,120 Speaker 2: just other shit, boring, just clip art, except right, And 1056 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,799 Speaker 2: so I'm just like, but every single one of her 1057 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,359 Speaker 2: bridesmaid had a shoulder. 1058 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:56,720 Speaker 3: Tattoo, and I'm just like, you're ruining the wedding for you. Listen. 1059 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,080 Speaker 2: It's honestly, as someone who was who thought they were 1060 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,600 Speaker 2: going to be a bride me in this and then 1061 00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,239 Speaker 2: ended up not being one because we had because there 1062 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,120 Speaker 2: was a fallout, and then we got back to being 1063 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,040 Speaker 2: it was I was invited. Let's just say I was 1064 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,160 Speaker 2: friends with the bride. We fell out. I was invited 1065 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,759 Speaker 2: to the wedding by the room wow, because he was like, 1066 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,040 Speaker 2: I want you all to be good again. And then 1067 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,320 Speaker 2: I got there and I'm just like, okay, but I 1068 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,520 Speaker 2: don't think she does. So the reception went to start 1069 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,400 Speaker 2: and I was like, I gotta go. I was like, 1070 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,239 Speaker 2: I gotta show tonight. My show was hours later. Of 1071 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,399 Speaker 2: course I was only an hour. 1072 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,520 Speaker 3: It was two weeks later. 1073 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,000 Speaker 2: It was four pm. My show was not I didn't 1074 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,120 Speaker 2: have it. I was I didn't have to be on 1075 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,680 Speaker 2: stage shill nine to thirty. I was an hour from 1076 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,400 Speaker 2: my house. I'm like, I gotta show tonight. 1077 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,719 Speaker 3: I got a sounds so uncomfortable. 1078 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,920 Speaker 2: It was uncomfortable. 1079 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,480 Speaker 3: Did you interact with the bride at all? 1080 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,960 Speaker 2: A few times I attempted too, but it was just like, oh, 1081 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,000 Speaker 2: he wanted this. 1082 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,120 Speaker 3: More than right, and I just a good idea. 1083 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,000 Speaker 2: Hey, you try to be nice, you try to be 1084 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,400 Speaker 2: a good person, but you can't abide everything. Sometimes you 1085 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,960 Speaker 2: gotta you can only go where you can celebrated. 1086 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,840 Speaker 3: You got your limits, you gota listen. 1087 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,120 Speaker 2: And if I'm spending my gas in this economy, beach, 1088 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,920 Speaker 2: I was even the crossroads before I come back to 1089 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,399 Speaker 2: another event. 1090 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,000 Speaker 3: Well, should we see what else is in this bag? 1091 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:13,399 Speaker 4: Yeah? 1092 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:20,280 Speaker 3: Okay, reaching in and it's it's your book. 1093 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,920 Speaker 2: Hello friends, Hello friends, Stories of Dating, Destiny and Day Job. 1094 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,120 Speaker 3: When was this published? 1095 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,800 Speaker 2: February sixth? 1096 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,560 Speaker 3: You look incredible here, Thank you. What a great dress 1097 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,360 Speaker 3: that is? Thank you. 1098 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,160 Speaker 2: My stylist Kat Eves so me and her came up 1099 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,200 Speaker 2: with this concept together. We were inspired by old school 1100 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,200 Speaker 2: glamour shots. Oh sure, there's the inspiration for the book. 1101 00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,720 Speaker 2: And they're like, well, you can't do it all fuzzy 1102 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,160 Speaker 2: and out of fun and I was just like, but 1103 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,200 Speaker 2: that would be great. But so that was the inspiration 1104 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:47,840 Speaker 2: for the cover. 1105 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,600 Speaker 3: Of Yeah, it looks amazing. How long does this book 1106 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,680 Speaker 3: take to write? I'm always so curious because it seems 1107 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,680 Speaker 3: overwhelming to me. 1108 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,560 Speaker 2: It is overwhelming, and I had a year to do it. 1109 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,480 Speaker 3: Wow, and so it feels like fast turnaround. It was. 1110 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,480 Speaker 2: It was, and people were like, well, why'd you write 1111 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,440 Speaker 2: a book? I was like, cause my manager tricked me, 1112 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,640 Speaker 2: which is people think, oh, that's that's what happened. 1113 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,120 Speaker 3: My manager would trick me. 1114 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,080 Speaker 2: Listen. He called me up. He was like, what if 1115 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,400 Speaker 2: you write a book? And I was like, I don't know, 1116 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,320 Speaker 2: it sounds hard, uh, probably not. I'm very busy. And 1117 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,919 Speaker 2: then he was like, well, let's just take a meeting. 1118 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,520 Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll take a meeting for anything. We take 1119 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:28,239 Speaker 2: this meeting and I'm like okay, and then we take 1120 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,600 Speaker 2: four more meetings. I'm like, all right, it takes four 1121 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,279 Speaker 2: more met it was like. And then I look up 1122 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,440 Speaker 2: and he's like, okay, you gotta write a book. And 1123 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,600 Speaker 2: I was like, what hold on. We took five meets 1124 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,239 Speaker 2: and I got to write a book. He's like, yeah, okay, 1125 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:42,799 Speaker 2: I call you back. 1126 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,600 Speaker 3: I'm like no, no, no, no, no no. 1127 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,439 Speaker 2: And so yeah, he called some people and I called 1128 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,080 Speaker 2: some people on a Saturday, and the meeting and now, 1129 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,480 Speaker 2: and it's so funny because my book agent I was 1130 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:53,040 Speaker 2: doing an interview. 1131 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,239 Speaker 3: She was like, I appreciate it if you didn't tell 1132 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,040 Speaker 3: people that I tricked you. 1133 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,320 Speaker 2: And I was like, but you do, I said, but 1134 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,200 Speaker 2: my manager doesn't mind it, so I think she thinks 1135 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,719 Speaker 2: that it's an indicton on her. My manager thinks it's hilarious, 1136 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,000 Speaker 2: but yeah, both of them hosts tricked me. 1137 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,920 Speaker 3: Then I had discussions in these meetings. 1138 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,080 Speaker 2: I don't even remember. I remember just sitting there being like, oh, 1139 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,560 Speaker 2: she wants to write a book. Yeah. Yeah, I did 1140 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:16,880 Speaker 2: it for a book, Coming Boy with a Proposal Proposal book. 1141 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,440 Speaker 2: So they're like, somebody's gonna give you money. I'm like, God, 1142 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 2: bless and so I had to write a book. And 1143 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,000 Speaker 2: once I found out I did have to write it, 1144 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,040 Speaker 2: I called uh Michelle Buteau her book Survival of the 1145 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,040 Speaker 2: Thickest that's where that was the what the show is 1146 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,120 Speaker 2: based on. And I called her and I was like, missit, 1147 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,279 Speaker 2: how did I do this? 1148 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,120 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 1149 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,640 Speaker 2: I was freaking out. And she was like she told 1150 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,879 Speaker 2: me to start with jokes that are too long toil 1151 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,680 Speaker 2: on stage, like stories that are long, because I wanted 1152 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,680 Speaker 2: to be a comedic book. It's not like And then 1153 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,799 Speaker 2: when I was spoke that, I was flying for it, right, 1154 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,160 Speaker 2: And so she was like, start with stories that are 1155 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,880 Speaker 2: too long tail on stage, which I already had a 1156 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,880 Speaker 2: bunch of those. And then I was like, Okay, that's 1157 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,359 Speaker 2: a great place to start. And then I was like, well, 1158 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,359 Speaker 2: let me, people are gonna want to know about Daily Show, 1159 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,560 Speaker 2: people are about my childhood, and so I. 1160 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,160 Speaker 3: Threw those in there and then boom, I guess close 1161 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,440 Speaker 3: three hundred pages later, three hundred Let me see what 1162 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,000 Speaker 3: it goes to the middle fifty or blank. 1163 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,040 Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. 1164 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,759 Speaker 3: It's a pop up book. 1165 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:20,680 Speaker 2: It goes to a page two forty one. 1166 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,520 Speaker 3: That's a solid book. Calling on. 1167 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,760 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, there's two forty one, forty two. 1168 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,200 Speaker 3: And then okay, well you're counting the acknowledgement you said. 1169 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,200 Speaker 2: I mean I had to write you gotta write acknowledgements. 1170 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,880 Speaker 2: So it goes to forty is uh the full and 1171 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,640 Speaker 2: then there's an acknowledgment and then there's like a about 1172 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,359 Speaker 2: you page. But yeah, and so I had to write 1173 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,840 Speaker 2: the inside of the book jacket and all this other stuff, 1174 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,000 Speaker 2: and then you had to write this port I have 1175 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,120 Speaker 2: to write. So that's like, that's just my bio. But 1176 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,000 Speaker 2: this part in here, like the inside of the jack. 1177 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,120 Speaker 2: I was like, okay, let's make sure that you. 1178 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,120 Speaker 3: Had to write that part of it. 1179 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,160 Speaker 2: Well, I'm out the publisher writes it, and then you 1180 00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,200 Speaker 2: have to fix. 1181 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,120 Speaker 3: It, all right, make sure it doesn't sound stupid. 1182 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure it's in your voice. And then you 1183 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,719 Speaker 2: also when you're writing the book, you have to make 1184 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,759 Speaker 2: sure that you have a tone for it. Right. The 1185 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,120 Speaker 2: tone for the book I always wanted to sound like 1186 00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,479 Speaker 2: it was me sitting right next to you. Oh that's nice, 1187 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,640 Speaker 2: being like, okay, girl, let me tell what happened. And 1188 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,160 Speaker 2: it's funny because when it first came out, I made 1189 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,360 Speaker 2: the mistake of like looking at some reviews, and so 1190 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,399 Speaker 2: this lady was like three stars. You know, it was fine, 1191 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,000 Speaker 2: but it felt like she was like talking to me. 1192 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:29,799 Speaker 3: That sounds incredible. 1193 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,800 Speaker 2: What and then this other lady was five stars because 1194 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,160 Speaker 2: it felt like she was talking to me, so I 1195 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,279 Speaker 2: don't understand. She was like, oh my god. So like 1196 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,320 Speaker 2: we were sitting at like just sitting down having brunch, 1197 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,560 Speaker 2: talking to each other. And so that was the tone 1198 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,320 Speaker 2: that I wanted. So it's interesting and it's like I 1199 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,759 Speaker 2: did what I put out to do, what I plan 1200 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,640 Speaker 2: to do, but some people liked somebody didn't. I did 1201 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,040 Speaker 2: this interview with Lewis Writesis, and I didn't realize, if 1202 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,520 Speaker 2: you know, when you write a whole book, you forget 1203 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,200 Speaker 2: all of the things. And so there is this quote 1204 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,560 Speaker 2: that she made me read there, I think you will 1205 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,840 Speaker 2: enjoy it, let's hear it. So I was in an 1206 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,160 Speaker 2: argument with one of my teachers because fast forward to 1207 00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,200 Speaker 2: my junior ap economics teacher, who we called Coach because 1208 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,360 Speaker 2: he was a school golf coach. I didn't know we 1209 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,680 Speaker 2: had a golf team. Apparently they won championships, and shit, 1210 00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,640 Speaker 2: Coach kept trying to teach us about supplying demand, which 1211 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,799 Speaker 2: was some Santa Claus made up bullshit if I ever 1212 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,040 Speaker 2: heard it. I tried to listen, but one day I 1213 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,480 Speaker 2: couldn't take it anymore. If the demand is higher, the 1214 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,200 Speaker 2: price goes up. Okay, but why how is all of 1215 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,200 Speaker 2: capitalism based on this? I will twork with the unicorn 1216 00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,640 Speaker 2: at e leprechauns Kintina before this shit ever makes sense, 1217 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,360 Speaker 2: because that's how wild it sounded to me, of course, 1218 00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,399 Speaker 2: And I was just like, so you tell me, because 1219 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,880 Speaker 2: he was like, if you got one hundred bottles of 1220 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,680 Speaker 2: water and you're selling it for a dollar apiece and 1221 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,200 Speaker 2: one hundred people want it, it's a dollar. If I 1222 00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,359 Speaker 2: got one hundred botles of water and two hundred people 1223 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,360 Speaker 2: want it, not gonna sell it at two dollars fifty 1224 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,400 Speaker 2: was like what He's like, if you got a one 1225 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,560 Speaker 2: hundred bottles of water and only fifty people want it, 1226 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,719 Speaker 2: now it's fifty cents. And I was like, no, no, 1227 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,879 Speaker 2: if fifty people want this water, can't it be a dollar? 1228 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,239 Speaker 2: If two hundred people want this water, why can't it 1229 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:03,759 Speaker 2: be a dollar? 1230 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:04,920 Speaker 3: And he kept saying that. 1231 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,840 Speaker 2: I was like, no, you can't use the rule to 1232 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,720 Speaker 2: explain the rule. You sound crazy. 1233 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,200 Speaker 3: Please never open a business. Listen, I have. 1234 00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,120 Speaker 2: Plenty of businesses. I have a whole liploss company. 1235 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,040 Speaker 3: What I'm saying is jews at a jelry business. 1236 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,560 Speaker 2: I have a liploss company that started with comedian Lace Larabie. 1237 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,239 Speaker 2: So I know how business works. But no, wonder the 1238 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,719 Speaker 2: economy is fucked up? 1239 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:26,640 Speaker 3: Nightmare. 1240 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,640 Speaker 2: If you're telling me that just because is the answer, 1241 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,279 Speaker 2: how write that on the test. 1242 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,640 Speaker 3: That's basically why the entire entertainment industry is closing down 1243 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,640 Speaker 3: because everything was just kind of imagined, and now the 1244 00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,839 Speaker 3: imagination is over and there's no money left. 1245 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,160 Speaker 2: Money is imagined. No, yes, think about it. If yours 1246 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,360 Speaker 2: you can walk into a store, I can hand somebody 1247 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,399 Speaker 2: paper and they hand me meat. 1248 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,920 Speaker 3: How does that make sense? We've all agreed we've all 1249 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,040 Speaker 3: been forced to agree. 1250 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,239 Speaker 2: We all agreed that if I bring you this paper, 1251 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,240 Speaker 2: I'm gonna get cheese. 1252 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,560 Speaker 3: Come on, if you're to Walmart in Alaska. 1253 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,120 Speaker 2: Listen, they ain't got no money in a Walmart. They 1254 00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:07,879 Speaker 2: was oh jugging out that place. Those idea, God bless them. 1255 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,319 Speaker 3: So the idea of money is wild. I just our money, 1256 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,040 Speaker 3: like every dollar. 1257 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,319 Speaker 2: The reason it says Federal Reserve note is because every 1258 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,160 Speaker 2: dollar is an iou. Back in the day, you used 1259 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,440 Speaker 2: to be able to walk into a bank with a 1260 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,439 Speaker 2: dollar and they would give you a bar of gold. 1261 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,640 Speaker 3: Right, it actually meant something. 1262 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,800 Speaker 2: So we used to be on the gold standard, and 1263 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,520 Speaker 2: then there's too many and then you need a population 1264 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,319 Speaker 2: goes up. You're like, fuck, we ain't got enough gold. 1265 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,400 Speaker 2: So then we go to the silver standard. So now 1266 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,200 Speaker 2: every dollar's worth a bottle of silver. Fine, then you 1267 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,040 Speaker 2: get more people, You're like, fuck, we ain't got enough 1268 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,440 Speaker 2: silver for this. So now it's now every bar of 1269 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,520 Speaker 2: gold supports nine hundred to one thousand dollars. 1270 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,600 Speaker 3: But again, I can. 1271 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,719 Speaker 2: Walk into a store, give you paper, and you give 1272 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,479 Speaker 2: me a car. 1273 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,840 Speaker 3: None of us can think about it too much or 1274 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,320 Speaker 3: it'll completely collapse. 1275 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,320 Speaker 2: Telling you y'all trying to go back in time to 1276 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,319 Speaker 2: do all kind of wild shit. No, we going back 1277 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,520 Speaker 2: in time and we're gonna fight the dude that invented money. 1278 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,920 Speaker 2: Also the motherfucker that admitted jobs. He's got to die too. 1279 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,279 Speaker 3: I completely agree, completely. 1280 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,880 Speaker 2: Agree rent, because I think you got money, you have 1281 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,680 Speaker 2: to have rent. Yeah, people have to pay to live inside. 1282 00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,480 Speaker 2: That's the same. I have never to walk into a 1283 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,400 Speaker 2: store and be like, gimme. 1284 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,320 Speaker 3: You should be able to just say I want that 1285 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,759 Speaker 3: and get it. Yeah, that's all I want. 1286 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,439 Speaker 2: Because it's like, well, how to get rid of certain things, 1287 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,880 Speaker 2: it's you have to get to get rid of poverty. 1288 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:30,080 Speaker 2: You have to get rid of money. I mean, that's 1289 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,799 Speaker 2: the only way to fix that. Nobody wants to say. 1290 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,080 Speaker 2: It's like, well we need these programs. You don't need programs. 1291 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,479 Speaker 2: You need to get rid of money. 1292 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 3: And I kind of get rid of people too, because 1293 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,840 Speaker 3: there always be one person once we get rid of 1294 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,120 Speaker 3: the money, who then takes advantage of the situation and 1295 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,919 Speaker 3: then turns it back into jobs and money. 1296 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,160 Speaker 2: Well, because like if you're in the barter system, like okay, 1297 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,560 Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring you three lemons and then you give. 1298 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,400 Speaker 3: Me showed up avocado, a pound. 1299 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,480 Speaker 2: Of beef, or hey, you take this because it used 1300 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,279 Speaker 2: to be salt for gold like that top things. It's 1301 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,000 Speaker 2: like salt was so valuable that. 1302 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,839 Speaker 3: Salt was worth to anything because. 1303 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,640 Speaker 2: Salt used to be because before refrigeration, salt was. 1304 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,680 Speaker 3: Very important, and now it's everywhere. 1305 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,120 Speaker 2: Well, we're trying to get it out of food. 1306 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,160 Speaker 3: I mean my entire body is made of salt at 1307 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:12,439 Speaker 3: this point. 1308 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, your whole body. I mean your body has a 1309 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,719 Speaker 2: certain salinity too. It's like we put so much salt 1310 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,120 Speaker 2: in everything. 1311 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,200 Speaker 4: We're like, oh man, we gotta get rid of my 1312 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,399 Speaker 4: sodium levels are it's because it's free. 1313 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,759 Speaker 2: It's because we have refrigerators now. 1314 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:29,440 Speaker 3: And salt tastes delicious. It's amazing. Put it on anything, 1315 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,960 Speaker 3: I will just love it. Yeah. 1316 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,120 Speaker 2: I remember going up people like salt and wamelon. 1317 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,719 Speaker 3: Oh, salt and fruit delicious. Salt on a pickle is 1318 00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,239 Speaker 3: always wild, though you're going overboard. 1319 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,760 Speaker 2: Now that's just redundant and man, trying to just sometimes 1320 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,640 Speaker 2: you just got to meet Jesus before you think you should. 1321 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,840 Speaker 3: Do you like a sweet pickle? 1322 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,480 Speaker 4: Ah, it depends on the stitch, Okay, I like a 1323 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:57,279 Speaker 4: corner Sean, Oh, the little babies, fellow. 1324 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:57,640 Speaker 3: One of those guys. 1325 00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,719 Speaker 2: I love a corner Sean. I do like the ones 1326 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,399 Speaker 2: that are like a sweet and spicy, but it's nice, 1327 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,800 Speaker 2: only slightly sweet. 1328 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:07,040 Speaker 3: Right, if it's sweet sweet, it's relish. Yeah. If it's 1329 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,279 Speaker 3: sweet sweet, I think it's disgusting. 1330 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,640 Speaker 2: Right, Like bread and butter pickles thrown down the street? 1331 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,200 Speaker 3: What's the use? What are you putting those on? 1332 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,760 Speaker 2: Also, this does not taste like bread or butter. 1333 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,720 Speaker 3: What is its flavor? And I don't want that on 1334 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,120 Speaker 3: bread and butter. That's an even worse thing happened. 1335 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,920 Speaker 2: I guess that's what these were for. Like, hey, you 1336 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,400 Speaker 2: having bread and butter, these are the pickles for that 1337 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,400 Speaker 2: over there. Don't get them, guys, over it's not what 1338 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,360 Speaker 2: this is for you out here trying to get your clothing, 1339 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,919 Speaker 2: your baby deals. No, no, no, no, no, these guys 1340 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,720 Speaker 2: right here. You get your bread, you get your butter, 1341 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,920 Speaker 2: you get these nasty ass pickles. I also don't like 1342 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,440 Speaker 2: the half deals, the ones you'll get like in delies 1343 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:41,919 Speaker 2: in New York. 1344 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,240 Speaker 3: No, what's oh wait, like the slice in half? 1345 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,480 Speaker 2: No underprocessed. 1346 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,760 Speaker 3: Oh I've not heard of this. 1347 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,720 Speaker 2: It's a crime. 1348 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,240 Speaker 3: So it's still kind of cucumbery. Yeah. Oh no, bitch, 1349 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,720 Speaker 3: pickle side. Yeah, what is the point of that? 1350 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,400 Speaker 2: Sometimes you just can't wait. 1351 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,640 Speaker 3: Everyone's just bored and they're trying new things. Yeah. 1352 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,280 Speaker 2: So hey man, you already out here eating these cold 1353 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,160 Speaker 2: European foods. It might as well get worse. 1354 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,240 Speaker 3: Well, I think we should play a game. I'm down 1355 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,800 Speaker 3: gift to a curse today. Okay, I need a number 1356 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,800 Speaker 3: between one and ten from you. Seven. Okay, I have 1357 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,160 Speaker 3: to do a little bit of light calculating to get 1358 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,120 Speaker 3: our game pieces. Okay, So you can promote recommend to 1359 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,840 Speaker 3: whatever you want. Do do do Do Do Do Do 1360 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,280 Speaker 3: dud do do do do Do do do do do do. 1361 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,840 Speaker 2: Hey, friends, listen, I've got shows coming up, and what 1362 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,600 Speaker 2: I really would love for you to do is buy 1363 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:40,040 Speaker 2: my book Hello Friends. It's available on al Gore's Internet. 1364 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,200 Speaker 2: You can go to Prayer Collectibles dot com and get 1365 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,080 Speaker 2: a signed copy. Also Mee and comedian Lace. 1366 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:45,240 Speaker 3: There. 1367 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,800 Speaker 2: We started a lip gross brand called Giggle Gloss, and 1368 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,320 Speaker 2: so it's way for us to have Mercy sell on 1369 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,280 Speaker 2: the road, and so we have gorgeous colors that will 1370 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,280 Speaker 2: work on all skin tones. You can go to Giggle 1371 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,840 Speaker 2: gloss dot com and you can place an order. And 1372 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,720 Speaker 2: just to let you know, me and my mom packed 1373 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,920 Speaker 2: the orders at my house because it is our family business, 1374 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,240 Speaker 2: and go to Doorstayslan dot com. 1375 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,120 Speaker 3: Comings excellent. I feel like a lot of moms get 1376 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,640 Speaker 3: roped into packing things that have been sold on the internet. 1377 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,840 Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. She was not roped in. She 1378 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:14,840 Speaker 2: wanted to be the head of distribution. 1379 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:15,600 Speaker 3: Oh she did. 1380 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,080 Speaker 2: Yes, this is what she said. I'm the head of distribute. 1381 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,440 Speaker 3: Building a resume. 1382 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,720 Speaker 2: Yes, because she has her own business where she makes 1383 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,440 Speaker 2: like custom T shirts. Oh okayans for people, and so 1384 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,400 Speaker 2: she loves going to the post office, and so I 1385 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,920 Speaker 2: packed my orders and give it to her. She does 1386 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,439 Speaker 2: a post office. 1387 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,280 Speaker 3: She's very incredible. 1388 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,400 Speaker 2: She loves going to post office. 1389 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,280 Speaker 3: Amazing. Okay, Well, this is how we play Gift or 1390 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,680 Speaker 3: a Curse. You gonna name three things. You're gonna tell 1391 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,560 Speaker 3: me if there are a gift or a curse and 1392 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,080 Speaker 3: why I and then I'll tell you if you're right 1393 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:46,520 Speaker 3: or wrong. Okay, because there are correct answers. Okay, This 1394 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,480 Speaker 3: first one is from a listener named Alison. Gift or 1395 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,520 Speaker 3: a Curse gas Station TV. 1396 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:57,520 Speaker 2: It is a curse because you start watching the TV 1397 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,760 Speaker 2: and you're not paying attention how much gas you're getting. 1398 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,080 Speaker 2: So say sometimes you're like, listen, I only want to 1399 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,840 Speaker 2: put a certain amount in the tank. And you start 1400 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,080 Speaker 2: watching gas station TV and you look up and that 1401 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,000 Speaker 2: you see that you've bought more gas than you wanted. 1402 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,920 Speaker 3: It's a setup that's excellent logic. It is a curse 1403 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,840 Speaker 3: for me. It's a curse because I'm I Now I'm 1404 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,680 Speaker 3: driving an electric car, so I never get to watch 1405 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,800 Speaker 3: gas station TV, and now my main news source is gone. 1406 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,400 Speaker 3: I loved watching gas station TV, catching up with Mario 1407 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,480 Speaker 3: Lopez or whoever was on it at the time. Just 1408 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,360 Speaker 3: check into a hotel you can see what Mario's doing. 1409 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,480 Speaker 3: They should have a channel that is gas station TV 1410 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:31,919 Speaker 3: for home. 1411 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:38,400 Speaker 2: My question is, what is Mario Lopez do all day? 1412 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,439 Speaker 2: Is he just hotel TV? 1413 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,800 Speaker 3: I think all the time that mainly on television, But 1414 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,760 Speaker 3: is he every day telling you about the new Fast 1415 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,160 Speaker 3: and the Furious movie? He must be What else would 1416 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:50,520 Speaker 3: he be doing. 1417 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:51,640 Speaker 2: It's wild to me. 1418 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,080 Speaker 3: I once saw him on a golf cart at the Grove. 1419 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,000 Speaker 3: I think that's where they used to shoot one of 1420 01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,440 Speaker 3: his many gas station TV style shows, and he did 1421 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:01,280 Speaker 3: not appear happy. 1422 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,880 Speaker 2: I mean, you know what, sometimes you just gotta you 1423 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,120 Speaker 2: just gotta pay your mortgage. 1424 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,800 Speaker 3: I bet he must. I bet he's a big spender. 1425 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,160 Speaker 2: I could, I couldn't tell you. I do know he's 1426 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:13,840 Speaker 2: a Republican. 1427 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,160 Speaker 3: Oh not loving that. 1428 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:19,160 Speaker 2: Hey, man, listen, when you hit a certain tax bracket, 1429 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:19,880 Speaker 2: it just makes sense. 1430 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,640 Speaker 3: Do not say that. 1431 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,640 Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem with it. 1432 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,440 Speaker 3: It's that you hit a certain tax bracket and you're 1433 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,560 Speaker 3: like yeah, and then they start talking and you're like, no, 1434 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,240 Speaker 3: it's like that thing, those ideas, okay. 1435 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:42,000 Speaker 2: The money thing, okay, yes, the everything else now. But 1436 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,320 Speaker 2: also what I need from the Democratic Party is that 1437 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,760 Speaker 2: I need them to start doing crime. Yes, because the 1438 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:53,040 Speaker 2: Republican Party represents a very specific segment of the population, rich, 1439 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,240 Speaker 2: straight white men, because they don't represent white women, rich 1440 01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,160 Speaker 2: straight Christian white men. Is literally the replica party. The 1441 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,520 Speaker 2: party represents. The Democratic Party. 1442 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,480 Speaker 3: Is every body else. 1443 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,240 Speaker 2: Everybody else. And the Republican Party has absolutely no problem 1444 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,720 Speaker 2: jerry mandering in the neighborhood, stealing in elect. 1445 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,880 Speaker 3: They do not care. They're all fully on board with it. 1446 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:20,520 Speaker 2: Yes. And also the Republican Party operates with like the RNC. 1447 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,560 Speaker 2: They usually operate with the operating buddies around two hundred 1448 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,240 Speaker 2: million dollars. The Democratic Party the DNC operates with about 1449 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,400 Speaker 2: twenty million. 1450 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,360 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 1451 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,360 Speaker 2: So you're doing in ten percent of what they're doing 1452 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,160 Speaker 2: because your donors and your base aren't making the money 1453 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,560 Speaker 2: that they're making. So since you're already at a deficit, 1454 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:45,800 Speaker 2: do crime, Jerry Mander for good. You see the redline 1455 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:49,520 Speaker 2: for the people, start stealing. 1456 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:50,360 Speaker 3: Start. 1457 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,439 Speaker 2: I mean, you need a scandal, We need to do something. 1458 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,560 Speaker 2: The Republican Party has figured out how to do crime 1459 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,240 Speaker 2: for their own good. I need the Democratic Party to 1460 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:04,000 Speaker 2: do the same. I don't need you to be honest. No, 1461 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,080 Speaker 2: when they're taking away people's. 1462 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,760 Speaker 3: Right, we can get away with it. They're getting away 1463 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:07,960 Speaker 3: with it. 1464 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nobody to check them. 1465 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,360 Speaker 3: Their main guy is the worst person alive. Act sac 1466 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:16,520 Speaker 3: de mundo. So I don't need you to be this good. 1467 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,880 Speaker 2: I need you. They're taking people away, people's rights. Black male, some. 1468 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,760 Speaker 3: Body at the bare minimum. All you need to do. 1469 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,920 Speaker 2: Listen, we got all of the gays, sick them on, 1470 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,080 Speaker 2: these Republicans, all. 1471 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,120 Speaker 3: Of them straight. There are some pretty bad gays. 1472 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,760 Speaker 2: I'm I'm not saying that. 1473 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,600 Speaker 3: What I'm saying I'm out of the community. 1474 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,120 Speaker 2: Listen, the Democratic Party is not trying to take the 1475 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,120 Speaker 2: rights away from the l g b tq I community. 1476 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,040 Speaker 2: So we need to take our powers combined and take 1477 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,600 Speaker 2: one of these beautiful gay men and sick them on 1478 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,040 Speaker 2: one of these Republicans. Because all these Republicans aren't straight. 1479 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:52,320 Speaker 2: They're not they're not. My god, there's no listen, So 1480 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,040 Speaker 2: we need to take the most beautiful gaze, sick them 1481 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:59,240 Speaker 2: on these Republicans. Get a scandal, because you can't be 1482 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:03,440 Speaker 2: passing on these anti trans bills and anti LGBTQ bills and. 1483 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,760 Speaker 3: Not in all of all the straight fuck that. 1484 01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,560 Speaker 2: We need a scandal, get them kicked out of their 1485 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,840 Speaker 2: own party, and get these bills. Reverse. 1486 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,920 Speaker 3: We're out here being nice for no reason. Du crime 1487 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:20,640 Speaker 3: be a white man. Come on, I'm on board. 1488 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,080 Speaker 2: I mean, so listen, you're taking a dick for less. 1489 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,680 Speaker 2: Come on, if they would pay me any mind, I 1490 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,000 Speaker 2: do it. 1491 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:28,880 Speaker 4: I do it. 1492 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,680 Speaker 3: I'll volunteer to Washington. 1493 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,920 Speaker 2: You don't think I wouldn't work on a yacht to 1494 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,800 Speaker 2: get to some of these drag queen bills. 1495 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,000 Speaker 3: Reverse, of course, of course, are you kidding me? 1496 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,200 Speaker 2: I talk on anybody's yat to get a bill reverse. 1497 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,320 Speaker 2: I'm here to help send me a nice, decent Look, 1498 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,600 Speaker 2: I'm outside, I'm outside. We need to just release them 1499 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,560 Speaker 2: like doves, like we need like I know y'all have 1500 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,720 Speaker 2: the power. We have too many beautiful gave men out 1501 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,600 Speaker 2: in the world. These straits aren't ready, These men aren't ready. 1502 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:06,080 Speaker 2: One must just one foot tap in a bathroom. Future's gone. 1503 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,840 Speaker 3: I am always curious, like because there are gay men 1504 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,600 Speaker 3: sleeping with these a lot of these senators, these clauses, 1505 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,680 Speaker 3: and then the information just never comes out officially. Listen, 1506 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,480 Speaker 3: how are we not dropping these bones? 1507 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,040 Speaker 2: Hold your friends at brunch. 1508 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:26,400 Speaker 3: It's not enough. Tell everybody, contact the news. 1509 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:31,360 Speaker 2: Take pictures, screenshots Okay, I know you can screenshot, and Grinder, 1510 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,800 Speaker 2: I know you can't. This isn't what was it? Raya 1511 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,640 Speaker 2: won't let you screenshot. They'll give you an alert, okay, 1512 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,600 Speaker 2: right right, But Grinder, of course you can't screenshot. Release 1513 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,440 Speaker 2: them a. 1514 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:49,440 Speaker 3: I'm trying to help, Yes, beautiful, beautiful, I'm trying to help. 1515 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,800 Speaker 3: And you got the point for gas station TV HA. 1516 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,760 Speaker 3: Very nicely done. Number two. This is from a listener 1517 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,560 Speaker 3: named Jesse. Gift to a curse the wigs worn by 1518 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,680 Speaker 3: British lawyers, and I believe a British lawyer is called 1519 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,160 Speaker 3: us a solicitor, which is. 1520 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,560 Speaker 2: Very fun because I don't know what a barrister is because. 1521 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,640 Speaker 3: They have too Is it a barrister a barrister? 1522 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,160 Speaker 2: I think the solicitor is someone who's just like you, 1523 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,560 Speaker 2: doesn't go to court. Oh okay, but I don't know 1524 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,800 Speaker 2: that there's been a lawyer and an attorney as in America. 1525 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:21,959 Speaker 2: They are two different people. 1526 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:27,000 Speaker 3: They're interchangeable. But now I'm exposing myself as a complete idiot. 1527 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,440 Speaker 2: There's an attorney at law right, because I think you 1528 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,200 Speaker 2: can be a lawyer and not go to court, because 1529 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,479 Speaker 2: you can be like a tax lawyer. 1530 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,360 Speaker 3: You can mean a lawyer, but you can also be 1531 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,640 Speaker 3: like a tax attorney. 1532 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:40,760 Speaker 2: I known of this. Either. 1533 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,040 Speaker 5: A lawyer typically refers to someone who has obtained a 1534 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,240 Speaker 5: legal education but may not be licensed to represent clients 1535 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:46,600 Speaker 5: in court. 1536 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,520 Speaker 2: Attorney actually has to have the license. 1537 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,560 Speaker 3: Very good, you learned something every day, I think. 1538 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:59,440 Speaker 2: Honestly, I think the whigs are a gift because they 1539 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:04,920 Speaker 2: are so ridiculous and also they are never it's like 1540 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,160 Speaker 2: and they are ridiculous because the women also have to 1541 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:12,040 Speaker 2: wear them. Everyone has to wear these wigs, and it's 1542 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:16,120 Speaker 2: such an odd thing. It's such a throwback thing because 1543 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,160 Speaker 2: it's like I went to eight years of college and 1544 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,840 Speaker 2: now I have to put on the robe and this 1545 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,280 Speaker 2: way because like the judge being the only one. Fine, 1546 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,840 Speaker 2: the judge has to wear the robe because we love pomp. 1547 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,320 Speaker 3: I love pompa right, you have a bit of that, right, 1548 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,160 Speaker 3: So just like like a. 1549 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,760 Speaker 2: Doctor ate, like how they have those fun liol like 1550 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:40,480 Speaker 2: giant parades. So it's a gift because they are completely nuts. 1551 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:46,080 Speaker 3: Wrong now curse ah, it's a giant tease. Why don't 1552 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,960 Speaker 3: we do it here? If I mean, if they've got 1553 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,560 Speaker 3: something really exciting going on over there and we are 1554 01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,240 Speaker 3: courtrooms are so dull, Well. 1555 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,800 Speaker 2: We don't do I think we don't do them here 1556 01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,440 Speaker 2: is because you wanted to because of the independence of England. 1557 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,960 Speaker 3: Well that was a bad move on our part. 1558 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,880 Speaker 2: Listen. It had nothing to do with me. So as 1559 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,840 Speaker 2: a woman and as a black person, I had no rights. 1560 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:08,479 Speaker 3: You didn't have anything. 1561 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,760 Speaker 2: So no, no, no, no, truly no, say the Constitution 1562 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:15,280 Speaker 2: was written for white men who owned property, so yeah, 1563 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,720 Speaker 2: you can. It's really none of my business, is same 1564 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:18,320 Speaker 2: my ministry? 1565 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,320 Speaker 3: Well you know, they've made a few other mistakes, and 1566 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,120 Speaker 3: this was we can throw this in the pile. 1567 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,639 Speaker 2: Hey man, listen, you have a tea party for a reason. 1568 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,280 Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, you've gotten one out of two so far, 1569 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,000 Speaker 3: and this is the last one. It's from an unknown listener. 1570 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,320 Speaker 3: They I guess, did not attach their name to the email, 1571 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:38,720 Speaker 3: so that's their fault. Gift to a curse rollerball applicators 1572 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,680 Speaker 3: what I believe. I don't know what that is, but 1573 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:45,000 Speaker 3: I what I reading that, I'm imagining like a lip 1574 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,439 Speaker 3: gloss that's a ball, you know that kind of rolls around. 1575 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,040 Speaker 2: Oh, the ones they could, they would do these, But 1576 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:55,960 Speaker 2: like oils and stuff, gift why because it's the only 1577 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,000 Speaker 2: way to have an oil where it doesn't leak, like if. 1578 01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,960 Speaker 3: You have like a scented oil. 1579 01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,400 Speaker 2: Any other time I've had like an oil or something, 1580 01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:05,200 Speaker 2: it always gets everywhere for some reason. A little ball 1581 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:09,000 Speaker 2: holding in. Also, it's a nice way to apply stuff 1582 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:13,400 Speaker 2: because I do like perfumes like that, scented oils, things 1583 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:18,439 Speaker 2: like in aromatherapy situation. It keeps being very localized, right, 1584 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,160 Speaker 2: I like it. I think they're a gift. 1585 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:24,880 Speaker 3: Well, having never used one and having just heard this, explanation. 1586 01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,479 Speaker 3: You get the point gift. It sounds very soothing. 1587 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,320 Speaker 2: You never had a colonne? Or oh, they don't make 1588 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,200 Speaker 2: that colone? I guess for does men's colonne not coming 1589 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:33,759 Speaker 2: a rollerball? 1590 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,160 Speaker 3: Well, I don't wear a colone at all, but I've 1591 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,839 Speaker 3: never seen that hmmm, because. 1592 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,439 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, oh, you've never been to the Africans 1593 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:46,000 Speaker 2: to get like a scented oil. No oh, because that 1594 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,320 Speaker 2: was always what some uncle was selling, shade butter and 1595 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,120 Speaker 2: then the scented oil. 1596 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,320 Speaker 3: Some sort of scented oil. I feel like everybody's got 1597 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:54,120 Speaker 3: an uncle that's involved with scented oils. 1598 01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:56,120 Speaker 2: I mean, like when I say uncle, I mean like 1599 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,280 Speaker 2: just like just a random black man. Oh, okay, holding 1600 01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:58,799 Speaker 2: a business. 1601 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:03,719 Speaker 3: Okay outside, well, coming from Utah, the multi level marketing 1602 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,639 Speaker 3: business has a lot of scented oils. 1603 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,920 Speaker 2: I did not realize that Utah was only outside like that. 1604 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:13,920 Speaker 2: When it came to these lake pyramids, ponzis inside. 1605 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,559 Speaker 3: They're number one. 1606 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,080 Speaker 2: Really, that's how old girl what was her name, Genshaw? 1607 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,640 Speaker 3: Oh Genshaw. Now her thing was a completely different thing, 1608 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,599 Speaker 3: which was just lying to senior citizens and taking all 1609 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,160 Speaker 3: of their money. 1610 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,800 Speaker 2: Oh, you got a special place in hell for that one. 1611 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,600 Speaker 3: Yes, but she's becoming friends with Elizabeth Holmes and the 1612 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,200 Speaker 3: kind of lightweight prison. 1613 01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,439 Speaker 2: And that's the one that had like the diabet diabetes 1614 01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:35,840 Speaker 2: and she didn't take any blood. 1615 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:39,479 Speaker 3: The blood fairhose thing where you would did another lie. 1616 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,720 Speaker 3: Why are they allowing these two women to catch up 1617 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,400 Speaker 3: with each other. They're gonna do something. 1618 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,920 Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing. They're also they're doing FED time, 1619 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,920 Speaker 2: which is nice, yo. But the wild thing about FED 1620 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:54,400 Speaker 2: time is that and the way that like the federal prison, 1621 01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:58,040 Speaker 2: there's federal prisons all over the country. You have to 1622 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,600 Speaker 2: serve a federal time, you can serve it anywhere in 1623 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:05,880 Speaker 2: the United States, right, so you can like no matter 1624 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,240 Speaker 2: where you got convicted, they can move you completely across 1625 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,640 Speaker 2: the country just because they're going to uh huh. So 1626 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,439 Speaker 2: say your family was coming to see you, like you 1627 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,360 Speaker 2: live in Utah, you serve in FED time, Okay, you're 1628 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,360 Speaker 2: in Utah. But then they could pop up and go, hey, 1629 01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:24,960 Speaker 2: you're going to Georgia, right just because they need to move. 1630 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,240 Speaker 3: You, just because they need they have space there or something. 1631 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,320 Speaker 2: Uh huh. Whatever reason, you get moved, So it could 1632 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,439 Speaker 2: be like, hey, y'all are getting too cozy one of 1633 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,960 Speaker 2: y'all's going to Rhode Island because that people don't really 1634 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,759 Speaker 2: about fed time you serve it anywhere in the country. 1635 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:41,880 Speaker 3: They've got to split them up, they can. They're plotting something. 1636 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,639 Speaker 2: Or they're going to get one of the weirdest reality 1637 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,439 Speaker 2: shows you've ever seen. 1638 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,519 Speaker 3: That's probably actually probably in the works already. 1639 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:52,320 Speaker 2: Yes, you'd think Andy Cohen, let that happen under his nose. No, 1640 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,000 Speaker 2: And you don't think when that when one of them 1641 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,960 Speaker 2: gets out first, it's like, what it was her last name. 1642 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,680 Speaker 3: A Shaw, Junshaw or Elizabeth homes. 1643 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,720 Speaker 2: Homes to seat, Oh Holmes and Shaw homes and show 1644 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,799 Speaker 2: it's not they cause crimes so out here just committing 1645 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,400 Speaker 2: crimes together. Yeah, they're gonna be besties and they're trying 1646 01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,800 Speaker 2: to figure out life from the outside and you know, 1647 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,280 Speaker 2: because Shaw has her kids and her husband trying to 1648 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,880 Speaker 2: figure that out. And then it's like, well, we got out, 1649 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,599 Speaker 2: we didn't know what to do, so now we lived together. 1650 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,360 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a whole reality. 1651 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,400 Speaker 3: One of them smoking a pipe, one of those long jackets. 1652 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:28,640 Speaker 3: I see the whole thing. 1653 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,320 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, caause apparently they're doing yoga together. So they're 1654 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:35,080 Speaker 2: gonna get together open a yoga studio, and someone's still 1655 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:38,519 Speaker 2: gonna loan the money even though they're both. There's no 1656 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,920 Speaker 2: question in my mind because if they're those lady, it's 1657 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,439 Speaker 2: just like, oh, you just got no Honestly, it's like 1658 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,639 Speaker 2: if anyone ever wanted to go white, privilege is not real. 1659 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:46,840 Speaker 2: Look up the their NOL. 1660 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:47,920 Speaker 3: Take a look at this lady. 1661 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:53,080 Speaker 2: This is the example. No question, she had no research 1662 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,000 Speaker 2: to back this up. Also, when you're like taking like 1663 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,640 Speaker 2: the test, like you already need the smallest amount of 1664 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:04,280 Speaker 2: blood to do the tests right for diabetes, right, right, 1665 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,280 Speaker 2: test blood sugar, they're already using a drop of blood, 1666 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,600 Speaker 2: So I don't I could never understand. 1667 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,280 Speaker 3: Like, well, you know what her promise was that you'd 1668 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,040 Speaker 3: be able to tell any disease or like you'd be 1669 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,280 Speaker 3: able to tell everything about you from just a drop. 1670 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,360 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a bullface line. 1671 01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:20,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. It was one of those things that everyone's like, wow, 1672 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,680 Speaker 3: this is amazing because it was impossible. Oh, because you 1673 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:26,000 Speaker 3: always needed like tubes of blood. Yeah, you need a 1674 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,760 Speaker 3: lot of blood for most tests. Yes, she was saying 1675 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,280 Speaker 3: that you could basically just like go in and get 1676 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,640 Speaker 3: your finger pricked and know everything you can't do that 1677 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:34,800 Speaker 3: with the whole tube of blood. 1678 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:39,680 Speaker 2: No, wow, Okay, that was the campaign. Okay, because even 1679 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,120 Speaker 2: because the drop of blood is like, were you looking 1680 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,439 Speaker 2: for one thing and that's sugar? 1681 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,560 Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, that's that's something we can do. 1682 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,080 Speaker 2: Ah, Okay, that was what the campaign was. 1683 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:53,280 Speaker 3: She had a great time doing it, of course she didn't. Okay, 1684 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:54,280 Speaker 3: well you've got two out of three. 1685 01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:55,479 Speaker 2: Not bad, God bless. 1686 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,080 Speaker 3: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called 1687 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,639 Speaker 3: They Said No Emails. People write into Ice No Gifts 1688 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,439 Speaker 3: at gmail dot com. Every one of them needs some 1689 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,640 Speaker 3: sort of answer from me and the guest. Will you 1690 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:09,000 Speaker 3: hope me answer a question? Sure? Okay, this is dear 1691 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,240 Speaker 3: Bridger and cheeky guest. I don't know what that means, 1692 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,880 Speaker 3: but he's like fun, like a little sas. Okay, so 1693 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,519 Speaker 3: they're assuming you're a little sassy. 1694 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,400 Speaker 2: I think they're assuming that we're all British there, but. 1695 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,559 Speaker 3: Being a very British episode. 1696 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:23,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, being cheeky, like being like a little koy with 1697 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:24,360 Speaker 2: a little sas. 1698 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,599 Speaker 3: Okay, well, then keep that in mind when you answer. Okay, 1699 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:31,200 Speaker 3: this past year I fell in love for the first time. However, 1700 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:34,800 Speaker 3: unfortunately we dated for less than six months, and then 1701 01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:39,519 Speaker 3: broke up for somewhat mutual life circumstance reasons that sentences 1702 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,240 Speaker 3: need some editing. Shortly thereafter, we entered into a friends 1703 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,880 Speaker 3: with benefit situation, at which point he revealed to me 1704 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,680 Speaker 3: that the real reason we broke up was that his 1705 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:52,640 Speaker 3: best friend was actually his ex girlfriend, who he is 1706 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,240 Speaker 3: still actively in love with and cheated on me with 1707 01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:59,320 Speaker 3: while we were dating. Does that make sense to you 1708 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,439 Speaker 3: following this? Okay, you might have to explain to this 1709 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,280 Speaker 3: to me after I'm done reading. I was beyond devastated, 1710 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:07,360 Speaker 3: and soon after told him I needed to cut things 1711 01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:10,600 Speaker 3: off and have no contact whatsoever. The next day, he 1712 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,080 Speaker 3: texted me that he had bought me a surprise gift, 1713 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,840 Speaker 3: and sure enough, when I got home, there was a 1714 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:18,240 Speaker 3: sparkly gift bag waiting on my doorstep. I was dumb 1715 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,400 Speaker 3: enough to think this might be something sentimental, but when 1716 01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,439 Speaker 3: I opened it, it was instead a vibrator. Okay, I 1717 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,679 Speaker 3: haven't spoken to him since and still have no idea 1718 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,960 Speaker 3: what his intent was with this quote unquote gift. All 1719 01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,519 Speaker 3: I know is that it was the most humiliated I 1720 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:35,599 Speaker 3: have felt in my life now for the question at hand, 1721 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,439 Speaker 3: as a person who frequently receives gifts you did not 1722 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,280 Speaker 3: want or ask for. What do I do with the vibrator? 1723 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:45,240 Speaker 3: I tried to lead a zero waste lifestyle. Wow, there 1724 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,000 Speaker 3: are a lot of themes coming together. We're thinking about 1725 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,960 Speaker 3: squirrels zating avocados right now. I try to lead a 1726 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:52,759 Speaker 3: zero waste lifestyle. So I'm struggling with the obvious answer 1727 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,000 Speaker 3: of throwing it away. And as most of my friends 1728 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,080 Speaker 3: know this story, at this point, I don't feel like 1729 01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:01,320 Speaker 3: I can subtly regift it. Please advise, and that's from eleanor. 1730 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:06,240 Speaker 2: Throw what the fuck away? What is this zero waist lifestyle? Bullshit? 1731 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,639 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What the fuck are you saying? 1732 01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:12,680 Speaker 3: Do not regift a vibrator? 1733 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,439 Speaker 2: Verse of the four and foremost, don't regift the vibrator. 1734 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:18,120 Speaker 2: Second of all, was it expensive? 1735 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:20,519 Speaker 3: Get on eBay see. 1736 01:16:20,439 --> 01:16:23,800 Speaker 2: How much this vibrator costs? Listen. I met this guy 1737 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,400 Speaker 2: on a dating app and he mailed me a vibrator. 1738 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,320 Speaker 3: No long had you been chatting? 1739 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,080 Speaker 2: Not long enough for him to do that, but it 1740 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,880 Speaker 2: changed my life. So the man knew what he was doing. 1741 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:37,760 Speaker 2: I'm assumed he was in a relationship. She was like no, 1742 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,280 Speaker 2: It was like he was supposed to come hang out 1743 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,360 Speaker 2: with me. He was supposed to by and it's like 1744 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,080 Speaker 2: we never had a date. And he sent me this 1745 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,640 Speaker 2: vibrator and so he was supposed we were supposed to 1746 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,439 Speaker 2: hang out, and he stood me up. So I said, 1747 01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:49,479 Speaker 2: I'm a slow motion video of me throwing the vibrator 1748 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:55,120 Speaker 2: in the trash and then I put I put it 1749 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,720 Speaker 2: in my recycling because it was a box and it 1750 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,120 Speaker 2: was in the box. It was like it wasn't. 1751 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000 Speaker 3: Unwrapped turned into a milk jug at this point, right, 1752 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:02,880 Speaker 3: So slow motion. 1753 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,840 Speaker 2: Video of going into the trash. Then I send the 1754 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,800 Speaker 2: video and then I opened the fucking box and used it. 1755 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,479 Speaker 3: So this is the thing. 1756 01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:11,439 Speaker 2: He is one. He gave it to you because he 1757 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,160 Speaker 2: wants you to think of him when you use it, 1758 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,479 Speaker 2: so he likes having sex with you. 1759 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,720 Speaker 3: This is what you do. 1760 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,120 Speaker 2: You send him a slow motion video of you throwing 1761 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:21,920 Speaker 2: it in the trash and then leave it in the 1762 01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:25,120 Speaker 2: trash because he's already disrespected you. 1763 01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:28,400 Speaker 3: I mean, this feels almost criminal. Why she is? 1764 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,400 Speaker 2: What do you girl? What do you need? 1765 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,960 Speaker 3: This guy's dangerous. 1766 01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:36,160 Speaker 2: He's a dummy tot fool. Which you do is you 1767 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,920 Speaker 2: send listen rather how a messy you want to be, 1768 01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,759 Speaker 2: so you either send him the video of you throwing 1769 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,880 Speaker 2: it in the trash, or you go to the old girl. Hey, 1770 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:51,320 Speaker 2: your boyfriend sending so you can be it. It's either 1771 01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:53,320 Speaker 2: or you can be a good It's either the left 1772 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,960 Speaker 2: shoulder or is the angel in a douvile situation? How 1773 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,200 Speaker 2: scandalous do you want to be? This is the first 1774 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,720 Speaker 2: man you ever falling in love with is disrespected you 1775 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,800 Speaker 2: and broking your heart. The best thing to do is 1776 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,480 Speaker 2: throw that fucking vibrator into traffic. 1777 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,559 Speaker 3: Swerving out of the way of a vibrator, Just truly 1778 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,360 Speaker 3: put it. 1779 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:14,040 Speaker 2: On the four h five, Let multiple cars run on 1780 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:17,080 Speaker 2: over it. Take a video of that, of course, and 1781 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,799 Speaker 2: then go on with your life. 1782 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,720 Speaker 3: You know what to do. 1783 01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:21,680 Speaker 2: Listen the fact that. 1784 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:24,240 Speaker 3: She said aliena is zero waves lifestyle. 1785 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,639 Speaker 2: Let us know that you really want to throw it away, 1786 01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:31,519 Speaker 2: but have some stupid ass reason why you shouldn't. The 1787 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,599 Speaker 2: fuck is this four eleen? Is there a wave slash style? 1788 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:38,600 Speaker 2: Then this is one hundred percent nonsense. Throw it is 1789 01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:39,200 Speaker 2: the fuck away? 1790 01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:40,000 Speaker 3: What is wrong with you? 1791 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,000 Speaker 2: No, you can't regift it. 1792 01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,519 Speaker 3: It happens that one regift is to the girlfriend. That's 1793 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:46,920 Speaker 3: the one person that she can reregift it. 1794 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,320 Speaker 2: Pap, I'm sorry I got this by accident. He meant 1795 01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,080 Speaker 2: to send this to you. Think this meant for he 1796 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,160 Speaker 2: can the wrong doorstep? 1797 01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,720 Speaker 3: Girl, Your boyfriend's losing his mind also, Or you'll go 1798 01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,800 Speaker 3: back to his house and go, hey, bitch, you left 1799 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,320 Speaker 3: that crashes through the front window, except. 1800 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:08,000 Speaker 2: Just hey, set it outside, set it out on the sweatshield, 1801 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:11,080 Speaker 2: wherever it needs to go. You go back to his 1802 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,439 Speaker 2: hot because you're like, oh, I go on my doorstep. Okay, 1803 01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:16,400 Speaker 2: we're doing doorsteps. That mean you felt that you thought 1804 01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,760 Speaker 2: that you was safe enough to comeo. You felt comfortable enough. 1805 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,320 Speaker 2: I've disrespected me and hurting me to come to my 1806 01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,800 Speaker 2: house and drop off a vibrator. What fuck are you? 1807 01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:28,880 Speaker 2: You go back? Set it back, go to his house. 1808 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:35,080 Speaker 2: You forgot something, text him you forgot something, put it 1809 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,400 Speaker 2: on the front porch, and then block his number. 1810 01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,960 Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, this is nonsense, perfectly answered. I mean you 1811 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,320 Speaker 3: were just ready for that advice. 1812 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:49,760 Speaker 2: She sounds stupid, and I always have perfect advice for 1813 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,480 Speaker 2: people that sound stupid. 1814 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:53,519 Speaker 3: And lean us. 1815 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:58,360 Speaker 2: There always last impossible impossible. You eat eggshells at the house. 1816 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:02,000 Speaker 2: The fuck is you're talking about are you composting your apartment? 1817 01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:02,439 Speaker 3: Bitch? 1818 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:06,080 Speaker 2: Get out of here. You on find fucking contaminant. 1819 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:06,400 Speaker 4: Girl. 1820 01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:10,799 Speaker 2: Listen, I'm a good partison. Don't say dumb. 1821 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,719 Speaker 3: Stuff to me, Eleanor. I think you have your answer, 1822 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,680 Speaker 3: and if not, then I don't know what to tell you. 1823 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:19,000 Speaker 3: I mean, what else could you ask? Sure knew what? 1824 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:21,000 Speaker 3: Damn it? Yo? Listen. 1825 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:24,320 Speaker 2: People be writing in these podcasts, ask the questions like, listen, 1826 01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:26,600 Speaker 2: I know it's not string theory, bitch, I get it. 1827 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:29,639 Speaker 2: This ain't that meaning of fucking life. But don't set 1828 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:32,080 Speaker 2: your fingers and don't use Algor's internet and electricity. We 1829 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,719 Speaker 2: never gonna get back to type up something as simple 1830 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,120 Speaker 2: as throw it the fuck away. You know you're supposed 1831 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,160 Speaker 2: to throw it away. This wasn't a question for information. 1832 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,280 Speaker 2: This question for confirmation. You want a permission to do 1833 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,960 Speaker 2: exactly what the fuck you want to do, and your 1834 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:46,439 Speaker 2: zero waste lifestyle wasn't gonna stop you from fucking doing it. 1835 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,880 Speaker 2: If you need to drive down to a landfill, donate 1836 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,719 Speaker 2: it to somebody. 1837 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,840 Speaker 3: Girl, take us to the good will. 1838 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:53,760 Speaker 2: It's unopened. 1839 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,519 Speaker 3: Get creative, get creative. 1840 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,920 Speaker 2: Put googly eyes on the bitch, and toss it through 1841 01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:59,920 Speaker 2: his car. Who gives a fuck? You know good? 1842 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:00,599 Speaker 3: Damn will? 1843 01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:02,439 Speaker 2: You weren't supposed to keep this? Why was I even 1844 01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:03,559 Speaker 2: involved in this conversation? 1845 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,040 Speaker 3: We've both been pulled into this thing. She goofy, She's 1846 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:08,880 Speaker 3: completely goofy. I don't like none of this. 1847 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,920 Speaker 2: You knew good and damn well, what'd you asking me for? 1848 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,160 Speaker 2: You might as well ask me what the color of 1849 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,439 Speaker 2: the scar was? No, ma'am. 1850 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,400 Speaker 3: Eleanor don't write back in na eleanor no no, no, 1851 01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:25,680 Speaker 3: no no, because you're silly. Well perfectly answered. I've got 1852 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,519 Speaker 3: this new bracelet. I'm so happy about it. I've got 1853 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,040 Speaker 3: your book, I've got all kinds of things. What a 1854 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:32,080 Speaker 3: lovely time I've had with you. 1855 01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:34,799 Speaker 2: Listen, you say no gifts? Would you be getting gifted? 1856 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,479 Speaker 3: Don't say thank you so much for being here, thank 1857 01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:42,639 Speaker 3: you for having me. Listener. The podcast is over. I'm 1858 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,840 Speaker 3: just gonna try to get back inside and get away 1859 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:47,960 Speaker 3: from any possible prowlers. I hope there are no prowlers 1860 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:52,600 Speaker 3: in your life. The podcast is over. Stop listening. I 1861 01:21:52,760 --> 01:22:01,240 Speaker 3: love you, goodbye. I said no Gifts is an exactly 1862 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:05,080 Speaker 3: right production. It's produced by our dear friend Analise Nelson. 1863 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:08,280 Speaker 3: And it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't 1864 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:12,080 Speaker 3: do it without our guest booker, Patrick Coottner. The theme song, 1865 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:16,280 Speaker 3: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. 1866 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,840 Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, 1867 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,280 Speaker 3: no gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's 1868 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,360 Speaker 3: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous 1869 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:26,320 Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures 1870 01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:30,879 Speaker 3: of the gifts? And I invited you hear. 1871 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:38,439 Speaker 1: Funa man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to me, 1872 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:47,400 Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, 1873 01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:54,479 Speaker 1: your presences presence enough and I'm already too much stuff, 1874 01:22:55,280 --> 01:23:03,280 Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey me? Became with 1875 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:03,800 Speaker 1: them