Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter boy. The
Speaker 1: subject says, thanks for having a child from my man. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into it all right, but right now
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What's
Speaker 1: you got, king of pranks? Everybody inside, so you know,
Speaker 1: let's give you one of them inside prank. This is
Speaker 1: thick and shutting, sick and shutting really by mean everybody inside.
Speaker 1: Ain't you think this guy we relate to all everybody
Speaker 1: going through sick trying to be topical. Let's go. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to speaking hug you got him. I'm
Speaker 1: doing I ain't doing too good. You'd have been over
Speaker 1: praying for my wife again, right right, right, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: You came over here three times in one week. My
Speaker 1: already went through the operation and all that she's gonna
Speaker 1: be prid. I don't need you over a praying three
Speaker 1: times a week, because honestly, I think it's something else
Speaker 1: on your mind when you come over here praying for
Speaker 1: my wife. I ain't stupid, brother, You kind of hold it, brother,
Speaker 1: this body, this is well. Your wife was on the
Speaker 1: second show didn't lift Rever actually come back, question that
Speaker 1: I come by, Okay, he ain't requested for you to
Speaker 1: bring your black to my house for no three times
Speaker 1: in one week, man, So you can cut that down
Speaker 1: with me. You hold it, brother. I came with sister
Speaker 1: Georgia the first time. The second time I came by
Speaker 1: myself because she wasn't able to come by, and I
Speaker 1: only stayed fifteen men beast time. So what's the problem
Speaker 1: because I already know what you what youre doing. I
Speaker 1: know you're trying to highlight my wife. I ain't stupid.
Speaker 1: How could your wife? I have a wife. Why would
Speaker 1: I happen to your wife? She's part of already know
Speaker 1: what you already know what you're doing. Man, you up
Speaker 1: in here white whine, no whine, whine nobody at the house.
Speaker 1: I already know what you're doing. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Keep your black away from my mouth. If you want
Speaker 1: to pray for my wife and play my wife. Wa
Speaker 1: wa wait manuteh wait, mant you can't talk to you.
Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna now. Brother. Ain't gonna be none
Speaker 1: of that, and ain't gonna be none of that. You're
Speaker 1: talking to the wrong brother not okay. Now, first of all,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.
Speaker 1: Second of all, if there's any laying on the hand,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be my hands laying on you. Okay. You
Speaker 1: ain't the lady in the lady I know trying to
Speaker 1: lay my wife. If I find out what you know
Speaker 1: not you mess around with my wife, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: I know, trying to do crazy. I'm just letting you talk.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it one more time. Keep your black
Speaker 1: stop around my First of all, I told you once
Speaker 1: again you can't be talking to me like that. Now
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be cool about the situation because I
Speaker 1: know you may be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody's
Speaker 1: coming back to my wife and show out with your
Speaker 1: wife with my wife. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: I only anybody about your house. Maybe I need to
Speaker 1: come out your house and how let your wife? Are
Speaker 1: you welcome to but maybe maybe come come to come
Speaker 1: and lay something over there on Huh? God, not trying
Speaker 1: to do Hold holder one man, hold the one I
Speaker 1: told you before being disrespected. Now that was a very
Speaker 1: idiotic tapment for you to make. Okay, that's what's going
Speaker 1: to happen. If I kick your black drip my house again,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on
Speaker 1: the phone with you, You You, your pastor, any more of them,
Speaker 1: because if anybody come by my house again and I
Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm kicking your black. That's a promise, you know,
Speaker 1: just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be
Speaker 1: any what's going on, I'm gonna be kicking you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna lay my hands oh you, and I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a good sanctified whooping. And then I'm gonna pray
Speaker 1: for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you. By this
Speaker 1: foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've had it
Speaker 1: with you, you know. And I only went by it
Speaker 1: to visit your wife because I was asked to go
Speaker 1: visit your wife. Now that was a problem. You should
Speaker 1: have called a pastor, Okay, But you're not gonna disrespect me.
Speaker 1: My wife's the church on the phone. Life. You want
Speaker 1: to do somebody you can meet me any place. Well,
Speaker 1: I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If
Speaker 1: I be at your house talking to your wife, if
Speaker 1: the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you you know? You just you know it's you're
Speaker 1: a stupid brother. Okay. You need to come to ch
Speaker 1: You need to come to church more off. And that's
Speaker 1: the problem. You don't come to church more often. If
Speaker 1: you come to church more off, you wouldn't be talking
Speaker 1: to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about me
Speaker 1: and your wife because it must be something wrong at
Speaker 1: your house. You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you need to check huh, Okay, you need to check.
Speaker 1: How about that? Why don't you do that? Why don't
Speaker 1: you Why don't you just check up? Okay, Tommy say,
Speaker 1: you're the one that's cheating with with my wife. That's
Speaker 1: what that's all I know. Who Tommy, let me say you.
Speaker 1: Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy?
Speaker 1: Who who is Tommy? Tommy? Who? Uh? This is leftew Tommy. Man?
Speaker 1: But this is never your Tommy from Steve Harmar Mortin
Speaker 1: show man your church member got me to pray, ball
Speaker 1: but not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.
Speaker 1: You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.
Speaker 1: You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,
Speaker 1: y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop. Sign
Speaker 1: you know I couldn't go. I'm gonna pray for all
Speaker 1: of y'all, all of your brothers if you Tommy, Steve Hobby,
Speaker 1: but wrong for that. Oh okay, I'm gonna check him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check. I'm couldn't to go. I don't talk
Speaker 1: to you on the moment. I'm pretty brother, your god man.
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with
Speaker 1: the lab man Steve Hobby Martin show that you have
Speaker 1: baby too much time? Ante? What was the what was
Speaker 1: the word golly? Last week? What was the word being? Everymen?
Speaker 1: Thank you? That one phenomenal, phenomenal, that's what I need
Speaker 1: to hear. Phenomena that one about not mine now don't
Speaker 1: really apply here, But okay, right, do not listen to
Speaker 1: the day says, can't you be phenomenally stupid. Can't you
Speaker 1: be that it was phenomena phenomenally stupid? Again and he
Speaker 1: can't spell it? And spell it fol ilf. Oh you
Speaker 1: know last week we had problems with him with this phenomenal.
Speaker 1: If they made it better, he corrected himself. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead, man if il a n O M I
Speaker 1: E n I A O phenomenal? Oh nama now yeah,
Speaker 1: now n ai l Your nail sounded out. Sound that's
Speaker 1: where the spelling word is, to sound it out the
Speaker 1: origin of the word. Please, yeah, hell yeah, I can
Speaker 1: spell phenomenal. Let me hear you got something helping him. Listen,
Speaker 1: you're just as serious. Serious. That's how I spell everything. Now,
Speaker 1: waste no damn time hurting my head. Oh, I can
Speaker 1: use it in a sentence. Go ahead, okay, sir. How
Speaker 1: many nominaios would you like? I would like phone nominails please? Boy,
Speaker 1: how welcome to phenomenals? How many phenomenals would you like?
Speaker 1: I would like phoneomenaals? Please? Thank you very much? Oh
Speaker 1: he did? Could you please heat those up? Heat? Didn't
Speaker 1: Jay what you've been doing at the house? Man, I
Speaker 1: have mastered piddling everything, piddling, get old dog, man. I
Speaker 1: have folded and unfolded every damn thing. Hey, man, I
Speaker 1: can't imagine house arrest dog. I could not imagine arrest man.
Speaker 1: I've washed, I've washed stuff that's already washed. I'm telling you, man,
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