WEBVTT - The Sick and Shut In

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter boy. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject says, thanks for having a child from my man. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get into it all right, but right now

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What's

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<v Speaker 1>you got, king of pranks? Everybody inside, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's give you one of them inside prank. This is

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<v Speaker 1>thick and shutting, sick and shutting really by mean everybody inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't you think this guy we relate to all everybody

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<v Speaker 1>going through sick trying to be topical. Let's go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm trying to speaking hug you got him. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing I ain't doing too good. You'd have been over

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<v Speaker 1>praying for my wife again, right right, right, yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>You came over here three times in one week. My

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<v Speaker 1>already went through the operation and all that she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be prid. I don't need you over a praying three

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<v Speaker 1>times a week, because honestly, I think it's something else

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<v Speaker 1>on your mind when you come over here praying for

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. I ain't stupid, brother, You kind of hold it, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>this body, this is well. Your wife was on the

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<v Speaker 1>second show didn't lift Rever actually come back, question that

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<v Speaker 1>I come by, Okay, he ain't requested for you to

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<v Speaker 1>bring your black to my house for no three times

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<v Speaker 1>in one week, man, So you can cut that down

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<v Speaker 1>with me. You hold it, brother. I came with sister

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia the first time. The second time I came by

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<v Speaker 1>myself because she wasn't able to come by, and I

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<v Speaker 1>only stayed fifteen men beast time. So what's the problem

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<v Speaker 1>because I already know what you what youre doing. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're trying to highlight my wife. I ain't stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>How could your wife? I have a wife. Why would

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<v Speaker 1>I happen to your wife? She's part of already know

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<v Speaker 1>what you already know what you're doing. Man, you up

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<v Speaker 1>in here white whine, no whine, whine nobody at the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I already know what you're doing. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep your black away from my mouth. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to pray for my wife and play my wife. Wa

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<v Speaker 1>wa wait manuteh wait, mant you can't talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you're gonna now. Brother. Ain't gonna be none

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<v Speaker 1>of that, and ain't gonna be none of that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the wrong brother not okay. Now, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Second of all, if there's any laying on the hand,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be my hands laying on you. Okay. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't the lady in the lady I know trying to

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<v Speaker 1>lay my wife. If I find out what you know

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<v Speaker 1>not you mess around with my wife, it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>I know, trying to do crazy. I'm just letting you talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it one more time. Keep your black

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<v Speaker 1>stop around my First of all, I told you once

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<v Speaker 1>again you can't be talking to me like that. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be cool about the situation because I

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<v Speaker 1>know you may be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>coming back to my wife and show out with your

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<v Speaker 1>wife with my wife. Do you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>I only anybody about your house. Maybe I need to

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<v Speaker 1>come out your house and how let your wife? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you welcome to but maybe maybe come come to come

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<v Speaker 1>and lay something over there on Huh? God, not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do Hold holder one man, hold the one I

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<v Speaker 1>told you before being disrespected. Now that was a very

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<v Speaker 1>idiotic tapment for you to make. Okay, that's what's going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. If I kick your black drip my house again,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone with you, You You, your pastor, any more of them,

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<v Speaker 1>because if anybody come by my house again and I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't there, I'm kicking your black. That's a promise, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>any what's going on, I'm gonna be kicking you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lay my hands oh you, and I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>you a good sanctified whooping. And then I'm gonna pray

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you. By this

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<v Speaker 1>foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've had it

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<v Speaker 1>with you, you know. And I only went by it

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<v Speaker 1>to visit your wife because I was asked to go

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<v Speaker 1>visit your wife. Now that was a problem. You should

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<v Speaker 1>have called a pastor, Okay, But you're not gonna disrespect me.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife's the church on the phone. Life. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to do somebody you can meet me any place. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If

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<v Speaker 1>I be at your house talking to your wife, if

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<v Speaker 1>the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you you know? You just you know it's you're

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<v Speaker 1>a stupid brother. Okay. You need to come to ch

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<v Speaker 1>You need to come to church more off. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. You don't come to church more often. If

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<v Speaker 1>you come to church more off, you wouldn't be talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about me

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<v Speaker 1>and your wife because it must be something wrong at

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<v Speaker 1>your house. You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you need to check huh, Okay, you need to check.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? Why don't you do that? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you Why don't you just check up? Okay, Tommy say,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the one that's cheating with with my wife. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what that's all I know. Who Tommy, let me say you.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy?

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<v Speaker 1>Who who is Tommy? Tommy? Who? Uh? This is leftew Tommy. Man?

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<v Speaker 1>But this is never your Tommy from Steve Harmar Mortin

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<v Speaker 1>show man your church member got me to pray, ball

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<v Speaker 1>but not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.

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<v Speaker 1>You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop. Sign

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<v Speaker 1>you know I couldn't go. I'm gonna pray for all

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all, all of your brothers if you Tommy, Steve Hobby,

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<v Speaker 1>but wrong for that. Oh okay, I'm gonna check him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check. I'm couldn't to go. I don't talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you on the moment. I'm pretty brother, your god man.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with

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<v Speaker 1>the lab man Steve Hobby Martin show that you have

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<v Speaker 1>baby too much time? Ante? What was the what was

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<v Speaker 1>the word golly? Last week? What was the word being? Everymen?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? That one phenomenal, phenomenal, that's what I need

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<v Speaker 1>to hear. Phenomena that one about not mine now don't

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<v Speaker 1>really apply here, But okay, right, do not listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the day says, can't you be phenomenally stupid. Can't you

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<v Speaker 1>be that it was phenomena phenomenally stupid? Again and he

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<v Speaker 1>can't spell it? And spell it fol ilf. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>know last week we had problems with him with this phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>If they made it better, he corrected himself. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, man if il a n O M I

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<v Speaker 1>E n I A O phenomenal? Oh nama now yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now n ai l Your nail sounded out. Sound that's

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<v Speaker 1>where the spelling word is, to sound it out the

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<v Speaker 1>origin of the word. Please, yeah, hell yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>spell phenomenal. Let me hear you got something helping him. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just as serious. Serious. That's how I spell everything. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>waste no damn time hurting my head. Oh, I can

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<v Speaker 1>use it in a sentence. Go ahead, okay, sir. How

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<v Speaker 1>many nominaios would you like? I would like phone nominails please? Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>how welcome to phenomenals? How many phenomenals would you like?

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<v Speaker 1>I would like phoneomenaals? Please? Thank you very much? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>he did? Could you please heat those up? Heat? Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>Jay what you've been doing at the house? Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>have mastered piddling everything, piddling, get old dog, man. I

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<v Speaker 1>have folded and unfolded every damn thing. Hey, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine house arrest dog. I could not imagine arrest man.

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<v Speaker 1>I've washed, I've washed stuff that's already washed. I'm telling you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're coming up next. It is today's Strawberry Letter subject,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for having a child from my man. We will

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<v Speaker 1>be back after the you're listening to the Stave Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.