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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. I have

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Speaker 1: a few pet peeves that I think we all know about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: bad tippers, Yeah, but why are you looking at me? Also,

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Speaker 1: bad singers don't look at me, of course, North American

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Speaker 1: bakery owners who don't know basic mid century Japanese history. Wait,

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Speaker 1: why aren't you looking at anyone in this room? Well,

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Speaker 1: luckily we're all safe there. But it's not easy to

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Speaker 1: do all these phone pranks and find out what someone's

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Speaker 1: weakness is. Luckily, that's what one lady's husband told us.

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Speaker 1: Though she doesn't know anything about the history of Japan,

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Speaker 1: and that sickens me. So we're gonna make this phone

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Speaker 1: call very uncommon comfortable for her for East style. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's her phone tap right now? The bakery. How may

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? Are you the manager? I'm actually

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Speaker 1: the owner? Oh? Oh you're you're leah? Oh yes, I

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Speaker 1: M so I know we never met before, but my

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Speaker 1: name's Cal and I work for Foreign Affairs M Foreign Affairs.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because we recently invited the Crown Prince of

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Speaker 1: Japan to come visit us and Wally's in town. We

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Speaker 1: were going to show him some of the sites. Oh

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Speaker 1: all right, and we wanted to give him a little

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Speaker 1: taste of the local culture. So we were thinking maybe

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Speaker 1: that could start at your bakery. Oh wow, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That is awesome. Well, I would love to help you

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Speaker 1: anyway I can, and just to go over the plan

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Speaker 1: real quick. It'd be pretty simple. The Prince would come in,

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Speaker 1: he taste a couple of your pastries, take some photos,

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Speaker 1: and if he doesn't like something, then we're going to

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Speaker 1: shut your store down. But just what, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you can do that? Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I'm kiding,

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Speaker 1: just a little joke, but I'd be nervous there. Yeah. So,

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Speaker 1: just before we locked this into the calendar, I have

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Speaker 1: to ask you a few simple questions about you and

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Speaker 1: your business. Sure, sure. Question one, do you have security

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Speaker 1: cameras on the premises? Yes, we do. We have one

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Speaker 1: at the front door and one in the back. That's

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Speaker 1: what she said. I'm sorry, sorry, never mind, Um, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Let's yeah, let's get serious for a second and talk

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Speaker 1: about Japanese culture. So who's your favorite emperor. Was it

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Speaker 1: Fushihito from fourteen sixty four to fifteen hundred or you're

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Speaker 1: more of a Nori Yoshi fan the fourteenth century? Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, i'd have to say, I don't have an

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Speaker 1: opinion on that. I'm sorry, I guess I'm not up

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Speaker 1: on my Japanese culture. Are you joking? No? No, why

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Speaker 1: would I have any clue about any of that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Everybody knows Fushihito was more benevolent, while Noriyoshi

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Speaker 1: was a little more ruthless. Is that right? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: you want me to pick the benevolent one, then well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I can't tell you who to pick, but

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Speaker 1: I do promise you this one is going to offend

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Speaker 1: the prince. Well, then I'm going to pick the one

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Speaker 1: who won't offend the prince Artai, Okay, you know I

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Speaker 1: can't give this away. Maybe we should just move on

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Speaker 1: to the next question. Do you have a favorite Japanese movie?

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Speaker 1: Because the Crown Prince is huge film buff I do not. Again,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I I could look some of those

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Speaker 1: up and pick one up. Okay, see now I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a little bit worried. I just pulled the one up

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Speaker 1: on my phone out how about crazy rich Asians? Does

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Speaker 1: that sound okay? Oh no, no, that's Singapore, that's not Japan.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you go to public school? Is that what

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Speaker 1: that is? Excuse me? You know what does that have

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Speaker 1: to do with anything? I'm just guessing your favorite TV

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Speaker 1: show is probably not Jeopardy. Maybe you're more of a

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Speaker 1: fuller House type of gal. I have the less funny remake.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'll even respond to that? Do you do?

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Speaker 1: You have more questions for me? Because not so much

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Speaker 1: questions as tips and pointers, like when the prince comes,

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Speaker 1: you need to make sure you're not scared, but also

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Speaker 1: you're not too friendly. Well, what does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: Just the happy medium in between? Like your bows need

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Speaker 1: to be within the thirty six to thirty seven degrees

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Speaker 1: forward range and make sure you're bending only at the waist.

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Speaker 1: That is so specific. I don't even know what that mean.

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Speaker 1: What does it even look like? Thirty six to thirty

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Speaker 1: seven degree I don't even know. Okay, well you can

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Speaker 1: look it up on YouTube and practice there. Just get

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Speaker 1: like a protractor and measure the angle. I'm the only

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Speaker 1: one here right now at my business, and I don't

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Speaker 1: really have time for all of this. When was this

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Speaker 1: supposed to happen? Because I don't think I can do

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Speaker 1: this if I know Prince is coming in ninety minutes.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, what You're going to ban the Crown Prince

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Speaker 1: of Japan from coming in? No, fan, I am just

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Speaker 1: turning down the opportunity to showcase my business with the

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Speaker 1: Prince because you have not given me sufficient time. I

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Speaker 1: should have known this. Your husband did warn me about

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Speaker 1: your severe lack of knowledge of the Asian culture. My husband,

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Speaker 1: what Aaron? What Aaron is the one that told me

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Speaker 1: to call you and do this prank. Because my name's

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Speaker 1: actually Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh thank god. You have no idea how

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Speaker 1: God your husband set you up because he said your

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Speaker 1: bakery's getting huge reviews online When you want to have

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Speaker 1: a little bit of fun with you about it? You

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Speaker 1: because boy, I was really sweating it. You have no

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Speaker 1: idea how nervous you made. It's because of the public

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Speaker 1: school education, right, It's a good one for the phone.

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Speaker 1: You've got public school written all over you. Unfortunately, that

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Speaker 1: was really nice. That was a nice Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: week up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning