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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's a

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Speaker 2: laser line, goodby, just call me.

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Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before, it

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Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 3: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line

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Speaker 3: on you. Excuse me, senorita, but are you gonna kiss

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Speaker 3: me tonight? Or am I gonna have to lie to

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Speaker 3: my diary again? No, JK, I don't have a diary.

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Speaker 3: I keep on my secrets on the dark lamb oh.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, resist the urge to ask him if

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Speaker 3: he's out past his eight pm curfew and instead tell

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Speaker 3: him that you two should get together and toilet paper

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Speaker 3: his bully's house for.

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Speaker 4: Middle school sweet revenge.

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Speaker 3: And then you give him the digits to the loser line,

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Speaker 3: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 3: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hi, this is different.

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Speaker 5: You said that your last name was punk, Like, did

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Speaker 5: you mean like President James K.

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Speaker 2: Polk?

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Speaker 5: Are you like related to him? That would be amazing.

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Speaker 5: I actually did a book report on him in seventh grade.

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Speaker 5: He in a Texas an Oregon territory in one term.

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Speaker 5: So uh yeah, I don't know why why more people

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Speaker 5: wouldn't give him props, but uh, if you are related,

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Speaker 5: I have so many follow up questions.

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Speaker 3: Uh alright, the one guy that remembered President Polk, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: talk about a unicorn. How many ladies out there are like, oh, please,

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Speaker 3: gonna have that guy's number. I want to hear more

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Speaker 3: about his seventh grade book report so hot it really.

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Speaker 4: Struck him, okay, whenever that assignment was really hit hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boys, I'm dating a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: She's tenth cousins with Cleveland Grover.

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Speaker 6: I thought about your offer, and listen, two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 6: That's not going to be enough. Okay. You want me

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Speaker 6: to do my can crushing things for your kid's birthday

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Speaker 6: party or whatever. I like to use the Milwaukee Beth.

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Speaker 6: They can crush easier, but they kin to be empty,

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Speaker 6: so I could crush it between my knockers. You know,

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Speaker 6: I don't drink them back. I'll handle empty and out.

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Speaker 6: Don't worry about it. Just give me a twenty four

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Speaker 6: pack and now we could give your kids and his

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Speaker 6: friend's a really good show next.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I guess it's true. Clowns are on their way

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Speaker 3: out of children's parties. Now it's chain smoking addicts crushing

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Speaker 3: beer cans between their booths.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ten can knocker.

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Speaker 1: I mean, who wouldn't want that as a headliner of

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Speaker 1: any party?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Who ever?

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Speaker 3: Give this lady the loser line number. You have to

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Speaker 3: share where we can find her, don't we get? Because

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Speaker 3: Brooke needs somebody for her kids upcoming birthday.

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Speaker 5: I just need to learn her tricks.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, hire it.

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Speaker 5: That's one way.

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Speaker 3: But you know what's a better option for kids parties?

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Speaker 3: Just hand all of the children iPads and have them

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Speaker 3: watch the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube experience that you're about

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Speaker 3: obviously were instead of frying their brains to animated TV shlop. Instead,

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Speaker 3: you can have them cheer for Randos with STDs on

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Speaker 3: our second date updates. Plus, they can watch our favorite

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Speaker 3: loser line clip of the week and see all of

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Speaker 3: our faces in studio disappointment. You want to know what

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Speaker 3: old Granny Brook looks like in real life with her

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Speaker 3: dentures in YouTube? Is the ticket?

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Speaker 5: Kids get older every day?

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Speaker 2: To you, that's just how time.

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Speaker 3: Now let's get back to the kid.

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Speaker 2: Hey trap, I don't know if you remember me, but

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Speaker 2: when we met. You said you liked animals, which I mean.

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Speaker 7: Kind of wild because I've I've actually been told I

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Speaker 7: can hear dogs think, which I mean not all dogs.

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Speaker 2: I can't hear all of them think, mostly just chualas

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Speaker 2: and some shit suits. Because some lady on the bus

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Speaker 2: said that was my gift to the world to read

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Speaker 2: dog stocks and yeah, so I don't know. Maybe it's true,

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Speaker 2: because actually my stepmom's dog has been acting weird around me,

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Speaker 2: like ever since like two months ago. So uh sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm just staring at a ceiling fan and it's kind

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Speaker 2: of making me dizzy.

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Speaker 7: Let me guess every time he's like, it's hungry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but to me, it sounds like he took something

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Speaker 3: earlier and dropped acid for good, dropped more acid, and

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Speaker 3: he's been staring up at the ceiling for the last

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Speaker 3: four hours contemplating his life.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that would it would make him dizzy.

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Speaker 4: It would just make him think that there was like

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Speaker 4: an alligator on the ceiling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, Kyle, it's I was thinking more about

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Speaker 1: what you said, and I definitely would.

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Speaker 4: Like to travel more this year if that offer still stands,

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Speaker 4: just as long as it's not like anywhere in Western

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Speaker 4: Europe or no Tokyo, no Netherlands, no Australia, no, no

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Speaker 4: Zealand definitely not like Abu Dhabi or like istanbul Boring,

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Speaker 4: not the Caribbean because I've done all of those. Not

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Speaker 4: into Disneyland or Disney World, although I did that Lego

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Speaker 4: went in Paris and that was pretty overrated.

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Speaker 1: So why don't you text me like.

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Speaker 4: Ten options and I'll let you know if anything works?

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Speaker 6: Bye?

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Speaker 2: Next Wow, she's been all around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you spoil her and complained about every single like

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Speaker 3: I loves but I hated the cake over.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she'd be the worst travel partner ever ever, But

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Speaker 7: what are the options that she has left?

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Speaker 3: Like Uruguay and Cleveland.

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Speaker 4: Maybe we gotta get her.

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Speaker 3: Up into that rocket to Mars at this point.

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Speaker 5: One of those one.

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Speaker 3: Way tickets still say it's just too dry?

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Speaker 4: Spot your thought.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every weekend.

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Speaker 3: It's awesome. We're gonna do a phone tat right after

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Speaker 3: this

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning