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Speaker 1: And we're back at the Ron Burgundy Podcast season two.

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Speaker 1: Baby today? Does that sound right today? At reading of today? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly how it's preno. Why do tears fall when

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Speaker 1: I watched Terms of Endearment? Why do I giggle when

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Speaker 1: I'm tickled by the feathers of my exotic birds? Why

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Speaker 1: does laughter come when I watch Carolina fall down steps?

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Speaker 1: Brush your teeth when everyone else does on holidays? And

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Speaker 1: sometimes I forget I'm not perfect. Doesn't the smell of

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Speaker 1: your breath bother you? You mean the smell of rare

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Speaker 1: steak and aged whiskey, No, Carolina, that doesn't bother me. However,

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Speaker 1: I did know if he were to leap across the

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Speaker 1: table and try to punch me with the brass knuckles,

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Speaker 1: I was going to cushion the blow with your face.

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Speaker 1: This is Ron Burgundy. Until next time, don't use public restrooms.

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Speaker 1: Season two of the On Burgundy Podcast drops August eight.