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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back el

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Speaker 1: arm Mass.

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Speaker 2: Speaker, Texas, seventy five nine, who says I was at

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Speaker 2: seven eleven with my teenage daughter. We went different ways

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Speaker 2: in the store and I found her looking into one

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Speaker 2: of the freezers. I thought it would be hilarious to

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Speaker 2: playfully push her in.

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Speaker 3: What so she falls? I laugh. Then I look up

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Speaker 3: and see my daughter is standing at the end of

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Speaker 3: the eye.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, turns out I shoved a strange woman into

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Speaker 2: the freezer.

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Speaker 3: Oops, laughed at her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, you're drunk?

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Speaker 1: Yeh.

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Speaker 3: Help situation.

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Speaker 2: The thing is, mistakes happen, and you shouldn't let them

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Speaker 2: eat you alive from the inside. It's healthier to get

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Speaker 2: them out on the radio anonymously, and you could do

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Speaker 2: that here on the mass Speaker. We've got a guy

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Speaker 2: who wants to push his confession into our freezer of secrets,

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Speaker 2: and he's chosen to go by the name even today.

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Speaker 3: So Stephen, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up man? How you doing?

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Speaker 4: It's cold in here, Stephen, he'd be safe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, actually it's really really hot here.

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Speaker 4: No, it is r A C has been broken for

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Speaker 4: like two weeks in the studio and it is seventy eight.

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Speaker 2: We could use that refreshing, ice cold secrets straight from

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Speaker 2: your mouth, Stephen, the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 3: We are ready whenever you are to hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so about four years ago, I was engaged to

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Speaker 1: be married.

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Speaker 2: Oh, man, nice.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that you say it was.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I congratulate you, but I shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's all good and uh so here

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Speaker 1: I am engaged to be married, and I had my

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Speaker 1: bechel reporting.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know how you do it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to do it locally, so I got

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Speaker 1: about seven of my buddies and we went to Las Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's how you do it. That's how even as

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Speaker 3: men can be stereotypical. Nothing bad ever happens in Vegas.

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Speaker 3: I know, very wholesome, lace to go. Yeah, a lot

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Speaker 3: of churches around. Tell us about your really wholesome bachelor

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Speaker 3: party in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So here's the thing. We're in Vegas. We're living

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Speaker 1: in up bar, hopping drinking shots, we're gambling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, so so far, so good. It doesn't sound

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Speaker 4: like other women are involved yet or anything.

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Speaker 1: No, no, not yet. Okay. So the thing is we're

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Speaker 1: cat calling women, so they're women are involved. There were

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Speaker 1: cat calling women.

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Speaker 4: Just a little PSA interrupt you.

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Speaker 3: We don't like that.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, but continue.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my bachelor party. It's my confession.

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Speaker 4: Trying to learn something in the process.

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Speaker 1: At one point. At one point, I got separated from

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Speaker 1: my homies and I'm trying to find them. And and

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Speaker 1: at one point I was looking like on I g

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Speaker 1: at stories to see if maybe they posted like hey,

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Speaker 1: we're over here at this club, over at this club

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Speaker 1: or whatever.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people would just send a text message

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Speaker 2: to their friend, but I like that, you're going the

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Speaker 2: hard route.

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Speaker 3: You know, they'll post before they were ye because you

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Speaker 3: know up, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm in my room to be shirt, right. So what

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Speaker 1: happened was I want to the wrong club to try

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Speaker 1: to find them. Okay, okay, that's fine. I saw a

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Speaker 1: bacherette party, so then they're my groom to be shirt

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Speaker 1: and they waved me over.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean it makes sense, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, you're a bachelor.

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Speaker 4: And it feels safe because everybody knows you're taken.

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Speaker 3: Happens a lot.

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Speaker 1: So I met the bride and and it was all

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Speaker 1: a good time. I kind of hit it off with her.

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Speaker 1: Now we're drinking gell little shots. We're okay.

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Speaker 3: You alone with the bachette party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a good connection.

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Speaker 2: I want to leave you had a good connection with

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Speaker 2: the bride and the bachelorette party.

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Speaker 4: Men always want what they can't have.

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Speaker 3: You know what about her? The bride's the one that

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Speaker 3: invited him over.

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Speaker 4: And only Jeff, it's only both of them are definitely

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Speaker 4: in the rock here.

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Speaker 2: But it's in city. This is what you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: It's in the title of the city. If you're not sitting,

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Speaker 2: why are you even there?

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Speaker 3: You did you?

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Speaker 4: Did you go through with anything? Did anything more happen?

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Speaker 1: So this was and I think I did what you're

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Speaker 1: saying there. We hung out all night. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to leave her, and no we didn't. We didn't have

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Speaker 1: anything like that then sexual.

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Speaker 4: No relations, okay, no relations?

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Speaker 1: So you know, okay that happened.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, what about your buddies who you've

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Speaker 2: been missing from them the entire night?

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Speaker 4: And that whole bros before host thing is not true?

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Speaker 3: Obviously. This is such a good example in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: It's a different story, Like what did you tell them though?

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Speaker 2: Weren't they curious where you were?

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Speaker 1: They were and you know, I just kind of told

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Speaker 1: them and said, hey, man, I was passed out in

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Speaker 1: the bushes somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that on your collar.

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Speaker 1: So so we fast forward, right, and I get home

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Speaker 1: a week later. My wedding is off. Off. It's not

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Speaker 1: it's not happening.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you canceled the wedding because you fell in love

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Speaker 4: with a woman from Vegas.

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Speaker 1: I've had a connection with the woman in Vegas.

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Speaker 3: You told your fiance that.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't. I didn't say that to her, right,

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Speaker 1: I just wouldn't a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh my god, you learned something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So what ended up happening is I moved to Colorado,

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Speaker 1: okay with the bachelorette.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you moved to where the bride is.

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Speaker 4: Wait what you ended up picking up with the bride

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Speaker 4: that you met in Vegas?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? She called her wedding off.

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Speaker 4: You guys were actually in love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we're engaged now.

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Speaker 2: Wow, So you guys getch each other's perspective sooner.

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Speaker 3: For each other on your Bachelor and Bachelorette.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you can't let me say you can't tell that

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Speaker 4: story at the wedding.

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Speaker 3: No one, if it's strong, leave that out of a speed.

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Speaker 3: It's not romantic about that brooke.

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Speaker 1: So my family doesn't know. They're in the dark. I

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Speaker 1: never told anyone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you masked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and only the bride and a few of

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Speaker 1: her friends.

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Speaker 3: Bough, Okay, because they were there that name.

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Speaker 1: My man.

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Speaker 4: Everything's going to be cool though, right. You guys aren't

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Speaker 4: going to upgrade again.

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Unless you go to Vefe.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go to like one of the most boring

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Speaker 2: cities in the world to make sure nothing happens.

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Speaker 4: No, you do what I did, and you have a

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Speaker 4: joint bachelor bachelorette party. Yeah, you can still have a stripper.

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Speaker 3: You just have to be there together. Okable. We want

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Speaker 3: to be bored, not clinically depressed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean what happens in Vegas obviously doesn't stay there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it moves over to Colorado and Speaker Sex seventy

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Speaker 3: five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone taps coming up next

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,