1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: All right, it is Monday, so you know what that means. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: It's time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: death Jam. Yeah, where's the Oregon. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 2: Here now? 5 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, now we're gonna have to talk about find him. 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 2: I don't thank you, Deacon, because I don't come out 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 2: until cis Row goes to work. 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna find sensing Row. 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 3: Well. 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 2: I don't know what cis Row was doing or why 11 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 2: he was late with the organ, but we're not gonna 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 2: have this. We gather here in the most pro lifficous way. Yeah, 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 2: we have been pontificating. 14 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 4: We have derived at the moment of education. 15 00:00:59,240 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: Come out here. 16 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 2: Now. We are oftentimes perplexed by the density and the 17 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 2: level of continuity. That's right, that overlates in the population. 18 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 2: What did you say, over lates. That means there's something 19 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: coming soon. 20 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, over. 21 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 2: There we leaning towards our deacon for posterior postivity. God 22 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,119 Speaker 2: or studies can play. Letting jump deep del Joe, come. 23 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 3: Ono a All right past that. Now you need to 24 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 3: get yourself together for this one. Now they say that 25 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 3: your ancestry results are in and it has definitely surprised 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 3: the congregation that you are sixty percent Caucasian, twenty percent 27 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: African American, ten percent Russian and last year are ten 28 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 3: abo regional Australia. So they are the congregation wants an explanation. 29 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 3: We thought he was black. Now they calling you a 30 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 3: called called Russian ky Russia kyl rush heah, that's what 31 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 3: they call you, Carus. 32 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 4: That's news to me because I'm not doing well down 33 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 4: at the bank. 34 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 2: If there's any percent of Caucasian ness available, I would 35 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 2: like to take it to my next visit to the 36 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 2: credit union when I'm trying to get a building expansion lower. 37 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. 38 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 2: And the only part of Russian is me is when 39 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 2: I'm rushing to get in here to work, okay, rushing 40 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 2: to get down there. 41 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 4: For the sale go off now is trying to get 42 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 4: to this doctor's appointment. 43 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 3: The Australian part is that where your lips and now 44 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 3: those coming from that must be where that. 45 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 2: I know I'm is Aborigines. I know I'm here is Africa. 46 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 2: I feels no kinder jointness to be in Caucasian. 47 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: Man, he's six different. 48 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 4: That's not true. 49 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 2: I am from Zimbabwe. I have done the research, I've 50 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 2: met the people, I've been there the whole tribe looks 51 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 2: just like me. Well, so that's not true. You're gonna 52 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 2: have to redo your DNA results and don't bring us 53 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 2: nothing else in here like that. 54 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 3: We will redo your task path, and we will redo it. 55 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 3: You are no longer a car Russia Erga until we 56 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 3: figure out all right here wet though. 57 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 2: I can relate to called Rushie Iggle definitely can relate 58 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 2: to that. Last We got an issue here. 59 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 3: Little Jimmy one Leg got caught coming out of sister 60 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 3: Clara's minivan on Wednesday. 61 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: Night by her husband, brother Curtis. 62 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 3: Now, as you know, they call him little Jimmy one 63 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 3: Leg because he's blessed. Let's just say they just call 64 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 3: him little Now, Brother Curtis slammed his blessings in that 65 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 3: many van though five times is broken in three sections, 66 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 3: and he wants you. 67 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: To make Brother Curtis pay for the medical bill. 68 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:51,239 Speaker 2: Well, I'm not sure that we're responsible for the medical bill. 69 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 2: Out all of us can relate. We've all caught our 70 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 2: blessing and miss Zipple as boys, I know where that 71 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 2: threw me into next week. 72 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: But a vein door, a mini van door man man, 73 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: that's pretty rare. 74 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 4: I might get it hung up in there one time. 75 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 2: But I'm trying to figure out how Lord Jimmy stood 76 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 2: there let him shut it three times on the because 77 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 2: you gotta press that buttony to come back slow. You 78 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,359 Speaker 2: just can't slam minivan door. You gotta press that button. 79 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 2: Here come or Lord here come, get you come five 80 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 2: four three two. I don't know why little one leg 81 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 2: was stunning there. You get yourself called the minivan door 82 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 2: two turns, I'm wrong with you. 83 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: Here has another situation we got. 84 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 3: Sister Sierra is wanting to design the outfits for the 85 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 3: Praise dancers similar to what she wore to the Oscar. 86 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 3: The Sister Gracer said, we're not gonna have no dancing 87 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 3: jesseph Anti church, but it's your findal decision that to 88 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,919 Speaker 3: make it a past I. 89 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 2: Kind of like that out for that kind of myself. 90 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 2: Deacon we Our, I had already voted to ban the 91 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,279 Speaker 2: Praise team because we was tearing up the church. You 92 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,239 Speaker 2: got a lot of old weight people doing ballet moves 93 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 2: they've never been able to do before. Uh ballet should 94 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 2: be restricted to ballet sized peoples. Yeah all you uh, 95 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 2: full figured women as beautiful as you are, as much 96 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 2: as the Lord love you it is uh should also 97 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 2: have been the same love shared by the congregation. That's right, 98 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 2: And I don't want to see another big girl spin 99 00:06:54,680 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 2: and tear all the crosses off the podium, the knocked 100 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 2: all the freeze dried playings down off the offering table. 101 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 2: I'm gonna getst this praise dance team. So we're gonna 102 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 2: straighten out these outfits and we're gonna have We're gonna 103 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 2: do body shaming to get on the cree. 104 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: Ask the clo right after this, mister. 105 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 2: Steve Harbin, Marty show Man, you can't do nothing around 106 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 2: my crack at Yeah, you tattoo, you can't sketch on it, 107 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 2: you can't. You can't put tracing paper on my crack. 108 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna hold steal. I just can't do 109 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 2: it because I'm a clinch, I'm a click. I'm gonna 110 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 2: tell your paper up. I'm gonna tell your paper. 111 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show coming up right after that.