Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome back to give them all up podcast.
Speaker 1: I've missed you, guys, I've missed everyone.
Speaker 2: What a crazy year already, What a crazy twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: and it's only like not that far in, what a.
Speaker 1: Couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: We're just a few days in. But I think it
Speaker 3: goes to show this it's going to be a big year.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a big year, a good year,
Speaker 1: a great year. I hope that you all had the
Speaker 1: most fantastic holiday that was just full of love and
Speaker 1: hanging out and just doing nothing. I hope you were
Speaker 1: like bears that were like time to hibernate for a minute,
Speaker 1: let's recharge.
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, where Yale.
Speaker 1: I was the most I'm the type of person where
Speaker 1: I am a homebody. You know this, Jess, I will
Speaker 1: always choose to stay in, and we were like on
Speaker 1: the move the entire holiday. I've never been to more
Speaker 1: sports games in my life except for when I was
Speaker 1: like only banging athletes, which I'm not doing now. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to sports games without banging someone on the team,
Speaker 1: which is awesome.
Speaker 3: Yes, which is amazing, so much less stress.
Speaker 1: Way less stressful, especially if you're kind of hooking up
Speaker 1: with two people on the team, and it's like Booth,
Speaker 1: they're families. No, you know, it's just much easier when
Speaker 1: you know you keep the cookie out of everyone's face,
Speaker 1: yes or not? That's also fun, you do you, Booth.
Speaker 1: I hope everyone was safe and healthy and happy, but
Speaker 1: a lot happened. Lisa Rinna is not going to be
Speaker 1: on Housewives anymore.
Speaker 3: I know I had.
Speaker 2: I was dying to ask you how you felt about this,
Speaker 2: but I said, I'm gonna wait for the podcast, so
Speaker 2: let loose.
Speaker 1: How do you feel sad?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I say this all the time that I watch
Speaker 1: reality TV from an enner atainment standpoint, and also I
Speaker 1: know the drill, and I just she poured her heart
Speaker 1: and soul and you may not have liked her, but
Speaker 1: she was what everyone was talking about, and she was
Speaker 1: just open and always honest, and that's what we want.
Speaker 1: And I think all of these people who are like, Yay,
Speaker 1: she's gone, well, you better hope that someone they're big
Speaker 1: shoes to. Phil. You may have not liked her, but
Speaker 1: you were tuning in to see the drama. All right.
Speaker 1: You guys can't sit here and talk about, oh we
Speaker 1: like this cast. A bull ring. All I see are Z's.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch the inside of my eyelids instead
Speaker 1: of that cast as some of y'all have put together.
Speaker 2: My god, you know, like you're talking to people who
Speaker 2: go on socials and you're like.
Speaker 1: Dream Dream, dream cast. You're right, it is dream I'll
Speaker 1: be snoozing. I'll be snoozing if that's the cast. My god. Now,
Speaker 1: so you're right, it is the dreamcast. We're here falling asleep.
Speaker 1: Another Housewives news.
Speaker 3: Jen fucking shot no oh man? Yeah, what do you
Speaker 3: think a lot of.
Speaker 1: People were saying that she should have gotten more time?
Speaker 1: Who am I to be the judge of that six
Speaker 1: and a half years? Seems like a wolf. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want that much time. Yeah. My whole thing was that
Speaker 1: they like commiscated a bunch of counterfeit designer shit from
Speaker 1: her house.
Speaker 3: Wait I didn't. Oh I did read this, yes, not
Speaker 3: knowing it was fake.
Speaker 1: Yes. So there is this person who calls me and
Speaker 1: is like, hey, there's this woman who lives near me
Speaker 1: and she sells like fake designer stuff. Now I don't
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, if I'm going to spend them money
Speaker 1: on something designer, then I'm just gonna like save my
Speaker 1: pennies and go buy the real thing, right, because I
Speaker 1: just wanted to see the goods, just wanted to see
Speaker 1: there was this amazing Gucci jacket. Fake And you can
Speaker 1: tell that it's fake because where the stitching is they
Speaker 1: put it like it'll be off. Like let's just say
Speaker 1: you have Louis Vuitton, and if the corners don't match,
Speaker 1: it's usually a fake. Like it's pretty seamless, the way
Speaker 1: they do their stitching and how they match up the
Speaker 1: lv's and all of that shit. Right, I know this.
Speaker 1: Obviously My grandmama was bougie. We're not bougie, but like
Speaker 1: she was totally bougie. And I asked the price because
Speaker 1: I'm curious. Eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: For a fake for a fake, well then why not
Speaker 2: just I mean, granted, I get it. This is gonna
Speaker 2: sound like privilege and whatever, like why not just buy
Speaker 2: the real thing? But from someone who whose only designer
Speaker 2: bags are the ones that were gifted to me from
Speaker 2: my boss Sala Kent. I'm not spending eight hundred dollars
Speaker 2: on anything that's fake. If I'm to spend eight hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: I'll save up another eight hundred.
Speaker 1: I have a hard time spending eight hundred dollars on
Speaker 1: something that's real. It's gonna say, like, I don't need
Speaker 1: it that bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like eighty dollars on a good quality person. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm investing.
Speaker 1: But here I go, I don't need I'm not that desperate.
Speaker 1: I don't need you to think I'm bougie by wearing
Speaker 1: Gucci Like I I'll just wear a normal jacket from
Speaker 1: Zara and tell you it's real Zara, authentic Zara on
Speaker 1: my body right now.
Speaker 3: Do you think a lot of people do this?
Speaker 1: Yes? Really a ton of people. Yes?
Speaker 2: Was this person who is selling them? I don't want
Speaker 2: to blow up anyone spot, but making them themselves?
Speaker 3: Or you think they were just getting them.
Speaker 1: From I think they get them from something, Okay, but
Speaker 1: I just can't get down with that. But Jenshaw was
Speaker 1: clearly getting down with this and that and just doing
Speaker 1: all the fraudulent shit. Ever. Yeah, but it just is
Speaker 1: so horrifying. And someone else I know did something similar
Speaker 1: where like they go on and profess innocence and it's
Speaker 1: just like if there's just the tiniest chance that you
Speaker 1: could get caught, like just don't, yeah, profess your innocence
Speaker 1: because it just looks really bad.
Speaker 2: And then when you're proven guilty, it's like, well, all
Speaker 2: credibility for this person is out the window.
Speaker 1: Just like be quiet. Yeah, like hide, go into hiding.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do, wouldn't you? Yes, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm digging the deepest, deepest hole and tunnel and no
Speaker 1: one's ever seeing my face again, no.
Speaker 2: No question I saw. I didn't read the whole thing.
Speaker 2: But did she come out with an apology?
Speaker 3: And yes, okay, a statement. I'm not saying this.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a statement. I just
Speaker 1: looked up. There was someone who was live tweeting what
Speaker 1: she was saying to the judge got it, and she
Speaker 1: was acknowledging the harm that she caused. Okay, so you know,
Speaker 1: six and a half years, that's a lot. And then
Speaker 1: I think she'll also be on probation when she gets out,
Speaker 1: so she will obviously no longer be on housewives. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then in one of the tweets, again, do not
Speaker 1: quote me, this is just what I saw, she said
Speaker 1: she was going to work hard to pay restitution, and
Speaker 1: the judge said, how are you going to pay back?
Speaker 1: X amount of millions? Are you still on the cast?
Speaker 1: And she said yes, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: Interesting, is that a deal breaker?
Speaker 2: If do you know as a Bravo insider, is that
Speaker 2: a deal breaker? Because like this is a genuine question
Speaker 2: if you go to jail.
Speaker 1: This has never happened before where someone you know, Teresa Judice.
Speaker 1: Hers was different though hers had to do with I
Speaker 1: believe taxes or something, and she was she was kind
Speaker 1: of collateral damage for her ex husband's doing. Right. Okay,
Speaker 1: but this is this is like you knowingly like stole
Speaker 1: from the elderly. You know, it's like a character flaw, right,
Speaker 1: But I don't.
Speaker 3: Know that because yeah, yeah, okay, all I.
Speaker 1: Know is she was not welcome at Bravo con. Yeah
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, so there's that. Let's talk about your holiday.
Speaker 1: I had to get the Bravo news out. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it was so good.
Speaker 2: While we're talking about Bravo, you don't want it? Do
Speaker 2: you want to touch on oh my gosh, this trailer?
Speaker 3: When did she get up like on pins and needles.
Speaker 1: I was just so excited to talk about like all
Speaker 1: of these things that happened, yeah with Bravo that like
Speaker 1: I forgot about vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2: Vander Pump Rules season ten trailer dropped today, which is Monday,
Speaker 2: so it means dropped two days ago.
Speaker 1: Season ten. The trailer was fantastic. I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 1: I feel like season ten, Season ten really saved my
Speaker 1: soul because I was just coming out of my relationship
Speaker 1: and vander Pump Rules got me out of the house
Speaker 1: and somewhere to be and to focus on my friendships
Speaker 1: and hear what they've been going through, and it just
Speaker 1: took me out of the shit. And I talked to
Speaker 1: one of my producers the other day and because I
Speaker 1: cry all the time, like, I started crying to him
Speaker 1: and I just let him know that this season, no
Speaker 1: matter how it turns out, for me, Like just filming
Speaker 1: season ten saved me as a person. I felt like
Speaker 1: it was the first time that I didn't have to
Speaker 1: be afraid to talk about things that I've so desperately
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about for a long time. And just
Speaker 1: how tired and exhausted and terrified I was in my
Speaker 1: old life. I just didn't want to deal. And even
Speaker 1: though it was an intense season on many levels for everybody,
Speaker 1: you know, the toms trying to get their bar open,
Speaker 1: Katie navigating a divorce, and everyone just had something that
Speaker 1: they were dealing with. And even though for me my
Speaker 1: life was heavy, vander Pump Rules brought me some light
Speaker 1: not and I don't want that to be misconstrued saying
Speaker 1: that everyone's everyone else's pain and struggles made me feel happy,
Speaker 1: because that's not what I mean. It just it made
Speaker 1: me lose myself. Yeah, for a moment.
Speaker 3: That didn't sound I mean, I don't me. I didn't think.
Speaker 3: I didn't take that any other way than like what
Speaker 3: you said. It saved you.
Speaker 2: I could tell just by being around you, like for
Speaker 2: a moment, and no matter what you were going through
Speaker 2: through that, for that moment when you would go hang
Speaker 2: out with your friends or do whatever, you could focus
Speaker 2: on that, even if when you came back and the
Speaker 2: cameras were down you started getting in your head again
Speaker 2: or overthinking or just thinking about certain things happening. I
Speaker 2: loved when you started when cameras picked back up and
Speaker 2: you guys were back, because I was like, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is it. Do you think it accurately accurately? Do
Speaker 2: you think the trailer accurately reflected or reflects the season
Speaker 2: we're about to see.
Speaker 1: I think it would make you excited to watch. I mean,
Speaker 1: nothing could like prepare you for what the season holds.
Speaker 1: And I'm well aware just because I filmed it for
Speaker 1: however many months, that I'm going to have moments of
Speaker 1: being a hypocrite, moments of being lost, moments of projection.
Speaker 1: I project left and right onto people like wanting to
Speaker 1: like save let me save you, Let me project my
Speaker 1: shit onto you so that I can help you not
Speaker 1: end up like me. So I don't know how it's
Speaker 1: going to come across because I haven't seen the final
Speaker 1: edited season. I don't even think they're finished editing yet obviously,
Speaker 1: but I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I saw it and I was like, yes, they're back.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited. I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 2: There were just like glimpses because you guys know, I've
Speaker 2: heard about most of this, but I haven't seen most
Speaker 2: of it. So there were glimpses that I've heard about
Speaker 2: that I was like, oh my god, this is even
Speaker 2: better than I expected.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm so right too. February eighth, I can't put it right.
Speaker 1: I'm just like ready because even though you film it,
Speaker 1: you never know what's going to be like on the
Speaker 1: cutting room floor, you know where they're like, this may
Speaker 1: be interesting to you, but to no one else.
Speaker 3: Right, you know it's gone.
Speaker 1: And because I'm me, I'm like, but everything I do
Speaker 1: is interesting and we should all feel that way. Yes,
Speaker 1: everything that I do in life, all of us should
Speaker 1: say this should never end up on the cutting room floor,
Speaker 1: because we're all just that fucking interesting.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty three, Mantra.
Speaker 1: This holiday was so spectacular.
Speaker 3: Tell me about your holiday.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know, Like, I posted some things on
Speaker 1: social media, but I wasn't looking through DMS, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, I turned off my DMS. I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: not accepting DMS anymore.
Speaker 3: Really, you also changed name.
Speaker 1: That was not intentional. Oh they wanted. They kept asking
Speaker 1: me to link it to my Facebook. When I say they,
Speaker 1: I mean the robot ignore. I kept pressing, ignoring, and
Speaker 1: then they kept asking. I was like, fine, fuck link,
Speaker 1: So now my my name is on there, okay, but
Speaker 1: I didn't change it. I'm trying to get it off.
Speaker 2: That's so funny because I could get it off. But
Speaker 2: I saw it and I was like, power move.
Speaker 3: She's She's like, Lauren, this year. Yes, bitch, I had
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 1: If people could say my name correctly, I would have
Speaker 1: no problem being Lauren.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's funny. Okay, So you.
Speaker 1: I didn't look at social media. I was just like
Speaker 1: in the clouds. I was just enjoying my moment of
Speaker 1: just being with these people that I love and my
Speaker 1: friendship with Brock and Sheena has gotten like unbelievably close.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: So they had us in Palm Springs and just like
Speaker 1: watching Ocean run, Like she's just so freak magical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything about her, like I don't.
Speaker 3: Like who.
Speaker 1: I look at her and I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 1: Where did you come from? You're like pure joy in
Speaker 1: this world.
Speaker 3: Miracle baby, she really is.
Speaker 1: She's just like a treasure and anyone who doesn't get
Speaker 1: to meet her, I'm like, you're missing out. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So to watch her play with Summer Moon and it
Speaker 1: just for the first time in years, it felt like
Speaker 1: it was the holidays, you know, surrounded by people who
Speaker 1: are just like it was just love and food and
Speaker 1: like laughing and just forgetting anything and everything that we've
Speaker 1: been through and struggles that we may have or like
Speaker 1: we'll pick them up when we go into next year,
Speaker 1: Let's just take this moment and live. And that's what
Speaker 1: I hope everyone's holiday was like.
Speaker 3: Well, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you got to experience it, because just
Speaker 2: seeing what you posted on Instagram first and foremost, I
Speaker 2: knew you were going to Palm Springs and I was like.
Speaker 3: Dying watching ocean and rock.
Speaker 2: There's something so just special about I think her having
Speaker 2: Easton and Brock and all these like wonderful strong men
Speaker 2: in her life, and but you were active beyond just
Speaker 2: Palm Springs. I was like, they are out and about
Speaker 2: and just like living their best lives.
Speaker 3: And it made me really well.
Speaker 1: Sheenah told me. She was like, I want you to
Speaker 1: start like doing things like I want you to start
Speaker 1: living your life. So I've started saying yes rather than no.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's the timing with Sena
Speaker 1: and I. I don't know what happened, if we have
Speaker 1: grown up, whatever it is, I'm just relishing in it
Speaker 1: because I like the person I am when I'm around her,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if it's motherhood with both of us.
Speaker 1: There was something after Will and Elaine's party where I
Speaker 1: just felt like we were constantly doing things like going
Speaker 1: back down to Newport to see the boat light show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and then it was like, do you want
Speaker 1: to come to a football game? Do you want to
Speaker 1: come do this and that? And it was it's just
Speaker 1: fun and it's fun to watch summer and ocean together.
Speaker 1: And Brock is such an incredible dad. And there's so
Speaker 1: many people that were like, have you apologized profusely?
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, first off, you did podcast.
Speaker 1: Every time I see them, I say, fuck you, here's
Speaker 1: my kid, fuck you put my kid on your shoulders, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the past two years have been humbling, eye opening all
Speaker 1: of the things, and the fact that like Brock and
Speaker 1: Sheena could find it in their hearts to forgive me
Speaker 1: that my presentation was not great. It just I think
Speaker 1: that it speaks volumes of the people that they are.
Speaker 1: And my mom and Erica are like the cutest little friends,
Speaker 1: which is she mom that I just really am enjoying
Speaker 1: the hell out of this time in my life, as.
Speaker 2: You should, like relish in the moments where you're sitting
Speaker 2: there and you're looking around and you're surrounded, like you
Speaker 2: were saying about Christmas or the holiday, surrounded by people
Speaker 2: you love, everyone's laughing, there's food, and for a moment,
Speaker 2: it's just like, this is like happiness.
Speaker 3: This is fucking pure joy. It's pure joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And going into twenty twenty three, I felt different.
Speaker 1: I was like, I will no longer live in a fog.
Speaker 1: You know that's not your nobody. If you're not adding
Speaker 1: to my world, if you don't come correct before twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three happens, you're being left in twenty twenty two. Bye,
Speaker 1: I'm not dealing. I got a lot going on. You
Speaker 1: got a lot going on, and if we can't manage
Speaker 1: to make it work, like that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'm so excited for this year and I'm
Speaker 3: so excited for your energy going into this year.
Speaker 2: I mean already, like I said, we're nine or were
Speaker 2: nine days in and I'm like, your schedule's filling up.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, this is great.
Speaker 1: Keep filling it up. Yes, we got money to make,
Speaker 1: we got money to recruit that. You know. I look
Speaker 1: at the past year and some change and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: how am I surviving? It's so weird. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: what that's believing in the universe. I've started doing holy
Speaker 1: work this is what I wanted to tell you guys about.
Speaker 1: So before the New year, before the holiday, I called
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who has been sober for eighteen years.
Speaker 1: I absolutely adore the person she is, but the way
Speaker 1: she practices her program because there's no I always say,
Speaker 1: this AA is not one size fits all. Everyone practices
Speaker 1: their program differently. And they always say, you know, surround
Speaker 1: yourself with people who have what you want, and that
Speaker 1: means just in life, but they say that in the
Speaker 1: program because you want to be around people who practice
Speaker 1: the program, and you go, I want what you have.
Speaker 1: So my friend I want what she has. And so
Speaker 1: we go to dinner before a meeting and I just
Speaker 1: like I lost it and I told her where my
Speaker 1: head was, where my heart was. Because we get on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Do you guys see me on social media?
Speaker 1: And I really try to keep it uplifting and like
Speaker 1: I'm always okay, but there have been many moments where
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here going like I'm gonna break, Like I
Speaker 1: cannot do this anymore. So I had a conversation with
Speaker 1: her and she just like made me see the light.
Speaker 1: And I know that there's a lot of people who
Speaker 1: this will resonate with where you sit down, you go,
Speaker 1: I can't live this way anymore, Like I have to change.
Speaker 1: Something's gotta give, and the only thing I have control
Speaker 1: over is my perspective and how I'm gonna handle it.
Speaker 1: So she tells me, you know, gives me words of
Speaker 1: advice and encouragement. We go to the meeting. The speaker's
Speaker 1: absolutely unbelievable. And the next morning is when I started.
Speaker 1: I call it my holy work, and I basically wake
Speaker 1: up and meditate and pray and that I look at
Speaker 1: the clock and I'm like, wow, I've literally been like
Speaker 1: begging to God for like thirty fucking minutes. So I
Speaker 1: do that whole meditation and prayer, just asking Him, whoever
Speaker 1: Him is to you. It could be a man in
Speaker 1: the sky, it could be a freaking tree. I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit. As long as you feel like it's
Speaker 1: more powerful and greater than you, like, that's all that matters.
Speaker 1: And after that, I read from the Big Book and
Speaker 1: then I journal and it's almost like a manifestation. It's
Speaker 1: not like, dear Diary, today this happened. You know. It's
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I put in there what I'm
Speaker 1: going to do and what my intentions are. And I'm
Speaker 1: feeling weak right now, but I'm not allowing this to
Speaker 1: take over. I'm laying my shortcomings in front of God
Speaker 1: to take over because I'm incapable of handling it. I
Speaker 1: need someone else or something else, and I have found
Speaker 1: that that has worked.
Speaker 2: Wonders and so you journal and you said, it just
Speaker 2: feels it doesn't feel like a purge, and.
Speaker 1: It feels like a purge, and it sets the tone
Speaker 1: for my day. And there are many times where during
Speaker 1: my prayer I am fully like sobbing uncontrollably.
Speaker 3: Do you put on music or anything?
Speaker 1: Or during the meditation I'll put on like soft, soft,
Speaker 1: like spa music. And then here's where I'm gonna share
Speaker 1: this with you guys, and you're gonna think I'm insane,
Speaker 1: but it's okay. I take my stage and Palo Santo
Speaker 1: and I listen to this song. I think your name's
Speaker 1: Lauren Diegel Dagel God. The song yes, the song trust
Speaker 1: in You is what I sage two. And then I
Speaker 1: light my Pali santo and I listen to Break My
Speaker 1: Soul by Beyonce, And I'm telling you what, when I
Speaker 1: step into the streets, you can't fuck with me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have cried all morning, I have danced my ass off,
Speaker 1: and I have sage in Palo Santo. You can't fuck
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: I love that she's an incredible singer. By the way, Yes,
Speaker 2: she has the song you say, have you ever heard it? No?
Speaker 3: I think it's a Christian song.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if she has a Christian background,
Speaker 2: but she That's where I was introduced her.
Speaker 1: I think she has a Christian background because trust in
Speaker 1: You is talking about God. By the way, please do
Speaker 1: not let me turn you guys off of holy work
Speaker 1: by talking about God. Because no matter what it is,
Speaker 1: I always say, this just something more powerful than you.
Speaker 1: To just lay your shit in front of that is
Speaker 1: too much. It could be anything, and it could be
Speaker 1: any song that you want to just like anything that
Speaker 1: makes you inspired. There are days where I listened to
Speaker 1: Flight one eighty seven by fifty cent to get me
Speaker 1: in the zone.
Speaker 3: As you should well that.
Speaker 2: I think that's incredible, and I think anyone who wants
Speaker 2: to try it should because why not go into twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three.
Speaker 3: I've started manifesting.
Speaker 1: I have you Oh yeah, yeah, you told wait, tell
Speaker 1: them what you're doing my manifesting is did someone teach
Speaker 1: this to you? Yes?
Speaker 2: I got la at this manifestation book. It's the same
Speaker 2: one I've been using, and I saw this. I'm so
Speaker 2: sorry I forgot the username, but I saw this girl
Speaker 2: on TikTok and her name.
Speaker 3: Is Laura g A L E b E.
Speaker 2: And it is so it's on Amazon for like eleven
Speaker 2: dollars and she tells you in the beginning of the
Speaker 2: book how to do this manifesting practice. So basically, you, guys,
Speaker 2: what it is is like you right, I don't use
Speaker 2: the planner part of the thing of the manifestation journal,
Speaker 2: which is like the timing and stuff, but you basically
Speaker 2: just write it as if you're living your dream life.
Speaker 2: So every night I'll go into the journal and I'll
Speaker 2: be like, today was amazing. We did this, this, and this,
Speaker 2: which if someone looked at it, they would think I've
Speaker 2: lost my mind because we didn't do that at all.
Speaker 2: But you're writing it as if you're living your dream life.
Speaker 2: And like in work in relationships, so it's like whatever,
Speaker 2: like Kyle and I just bought our new house and
Speaker 2: we're so excited, like anything like that, and you just
Speaker 2: write like that.
Speaker 3: And it changes your mind.
Speaker 2: It's like, because what she says is you're subconscious.
Speaker 3: Think of it as a GPS.
Speaker 2: So when you type in a destination to your GPS,
Speaker 2: it knows where it's taking you.
Speaker 3: But you, as the driver, don't see where it's taking you.
Speaker 2: You just see where you're at in this moment. So
Speaker 2: if you're if you train your subconscious to think like
Speaker 2: I'm powerful, I'm successful, and you have these affirmations and
Speaker 2: you're writing about like your dream life, subconsciously, you will
Speaker 2: start to go in that direction. You'll start to say
Speaker 2: yes to things too that maybe you weren't going to
Speaker 2: say yes to because subconsciously your body and your energy. No, okay,
Speaker 2: this is the direction we're going.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, I'm trying it worst case I mean
Speaker 2: like woo wooh sure, but like worst case. It just
Speaker 2: like puts me in a good mood. Every year, I
Speaker 2: manifest at night and then I wake up and I'm
Speaker 2: like refreshed.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I fully believe in manifestation show. I've
Speaker 1: been manifesting since the time I was a little taught. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, just.
Speaker 3: Like talking about your dreams and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I would say them out loud, like this
Speaker 1: is what's happening in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I love the twenty twenty three of like
Speaker 2: your holy work manifesting, just like, let's be kinder, let's
Speaker 2: be more successful.
Speaker 3: Let all the good things this.
Speaker 1: Year, you know, I do know?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always say the mind is a powerful thing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It can take you to a dark place. It can
Speaker 1: certainly take you out of it. Now, when I say that,
Speaker 1: I obviously always say we should take advantage of science
Speaker 1: whenever possible, if that's what we need. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that you can talk yourself out of anything. So let's
Speaker 1: put that out there. But you guys know hopefully what
Speaker 1: I mean. So wow, I've gone from crying to laughing
Speaker 1: to fuck you bitch. Oh. I kind of like this.
Speaker 1: We started light with Housewife, we went into the holiday
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Do you watch Real house
Speaker 1: Sives of Potomac?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I just started Miami Lalla, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is fucking everything.
Speaker 1: But now talk about Miami since you know?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm not what are your thoughts?
Speaker 1: Are you caught up?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not caught up, But here's what I think
Speaker 2: just overall thoughts. There's something so just like I don't
Speaker 2: know the word in my head it's bougie or like
Speaker 2: fabulous about this cast that I don't epic.
Speaker 3: I don't feel with any other of the housewives.
Speaker 2: Granted, I love love all of the housewives for different reasons,
Speaker 2: all of the different cities. But there's something about Miami
Speaker 2: where I'm like, we're just in We're just.
Speaker 3: Like on a different level.
Speaker 1: And I like all of them. I'm upset there's not
Speaker 1: one of them that I'm like, Oh, you're kind of annoying.
Speaker 2: I love them all I could spend and this is
Speaker 2: just probably my own personal personal shit. Forty five minutes
Speaker 2: talking about how much.
Speaker 3: Anger I have toward Lenny. But I'm not going to
Speaker 3: get into it.
Speaker 1: He's such a square. Ah, I'll tell you who's a
Speaker 1: bigger square, the bitch fucking him.
Speaker 2: I haven't even got into the cause there's it's like
Speaker 2: footage of her in the club, right Lisa Hawk Sign. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I haven't gotten to that, but I'm just like,
Speaker 2: you don't want to know why to.
Speaker 3: I think I had this.
Speaker 2: Thing in my mind where I'm like, because I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm watching this current season but I haven't watched it.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch last season where I was like, oh oh,
Speaker 3: and this is so fucked up, but I'm gonna admit it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, people are saying certain maybe things
Speaker 2: about Lisa, where well she was not.
Speaker 3: She's not the nicest.
Speaker 2: Either, and I'm like, oh, so I had this preconceived
Speaker 2: notion of that, like she was a mean girl or something,
Speaker 2: and maybe she is maybe whoever's listening.
Speaker 1: No, she's not. I've spoken to her. She's so, oh
Speaker 1: my good.
Speaker 2: I like she's darling, Like I'm watching it and she's
Speaker 2: freaking hot.
Speaker 3: She's hot.
Speaker 1: You're like, she's an idiot.
Speaker 2: She's trying to like she just seems like a great mother.
Speaker 2: What a beautiful wife is what I can see on TV.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, you are so dumb, dumb you
Speaker 2: are anyway?
Speaker 1: And they say I think the girl was like we
Speaker 1: bonded over Getty divorced. I was like, that's all. He's
Speaker 1: like one hundred years older than you. What are you
Speaker 1: doing with this blockhead?
Speaker 3: Either way? I just love I love the cat. So
Speaker 3: you tell me your thoughts now well.
Speaker 2: Or talk about Potomac, because I guarantee there are so
Speaker 2: many of your friends on here who are like Jessica,
Speaker 2: shut the Lala wants to talk about Potomac, and so
Speaker 2: do I.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So we've all come to the conclusion on
Speaker 1: Miami that Lenny's a square. All right. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: we could get that sorted out and we're all in agreement.
Speaker 1: And that's me putting it kindly. I could have a
Speaker 1: heyday with this guy and the girl. Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I look at this bitch and I'm like, you are
Speaker 1: truly pathetic.
Speaker 3: How old is she? She's like twelve, Okay, she's twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is there any part of you because I haven't seen
Speaker 2: anything with her? Yeah, only like I'm not into it,
Speaker 2: like the episodes.
Speaker 3: It far enough. Is there any part of you that's like, oh.
Speaker 2: You're so young and lost and in a few years
Speaker 2: you're gonna look back at yourself when you're not with
Speaker 2: him or when you're in an unhappy or whatever.
Speaker 1: You mean. When she gets older too, and he realizes
Speaker 1: she's getting older, that means I'm older and to make
Speaker 1: me feel less older, I need to go back to
Speaker 1: dating at twenty three year old.
Speaker 3: Right or whatever.
Speaker 2: When she finally wakes up and she's like, oh, I've
Speaker 2: got it. Is there any part of you that's like, uh,
Speaker 2: how sad? Or is she just kind of rude?
Speaker 3: And Caddy and me?
Speaker 1: No one knows her.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't know her.
Speaker 1: I just like she's like the girl who posts like
Speaker 1: pictures on Instagram. Yeah, it's like, just be pretty and
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, all right. No one wants to
Speaker 1: hear you talk. Everyone just wants to look at you.
Speaker 1: Just be a face, all right, please, we're buiting you. Oh,
Speaker 1: stop doing interviews. Not a good look.
Speaker 3: Oh god, we want to hear Lisa.
Speaker 1: We want to hear Lisa, and we want to look
Speaker 1: at Lisa because she's hot and interesting. Yeah okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I have this like protect not
Speaker 2: even protective. There's something a feeling inside of me that
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't fuck with Lisa, don't fuck with Lisa.
Speaker 3: There's something about her that I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, you know what, though, we don't even need to
Speaker 1: because because she's a bad bitch. Well, these internet homies, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh they're having a heyday with the Lens. Yeah, titty
Speaker 1: by Lens is getting dragged left and right for real.
Speaker 1: Potomac So Potomac, the main storyline is Candace, who has
Speaker 1: a fantastic voice, and she also she has a song
Speaker 1: with Trina Hello Yeah, Hello, Queen of Miami Helai. Her
Speaker 1: husband Chris, who's amazing. Everyone wants to come and say
Speaker 1: that he flirted with me, hit flirted with me. But
Speaker 1: it's so epic because he's such a good dude. Right,
Speaker 1: but everyone's saying like he was a little too friendly.
Speaker 1: So they'll do flashbacks and it'll be the girl, right,
Speaker 1: the girl will be saying in real time, like he
Speaker 1: was flirting with me at that party, looking at me
Speaker 1: all weird, and then it'll do the flashback to the
Speaker 1: actual party and it'll be like Chris not looking at someone,
Speaker 1: So Chris not looking at me, Chris not looking at
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: It's like so editor killing it.
Speaker 1: The editors are killing it, and that's like the main focus.
Speaker 1: But it hurts my heart and soul because I know
Speaker 1: what it's like. Chris doesn't deserve it. It's like actual
Speaker 1: footage like.
Speaker 3: This, it's Candace and Chris.
Speaker 1: Yes, but Candace is c A and d I A
Speaker 1: ce got I gotta got Candace Dillard and Chris I
Speaker 1: think Bassett.
Speaker 2: Oh, Candace Stillard Bassett, Candace and Chris. Okay, so they're
Speaker 2: just like, are they doing it for any are they?
Speaker 3: Why are they all again?
Speaker 2: Why are they all going against Candace and being like
Speaker 2: he was too friendly?
Speaker 3: Like what's the problem? Oh, I know Candace. Yes, she's
Speaker 3: a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: She's a bad bitch. And I'm telling you what her
Speaker 1: one liners, her one liners and the way she talks
Speaker 1: about people. I'm like, I would never go toes with
Speaker 1: her because she that mouth is a work of art.
Speaker 1: It was designed, it was designed to be like the
Speaker 1: most beautiful vocals you've ever heard in your life. But
Speaker 1: you come for her and you're gonna be running away
Speaker 1: with your tail between yours.
Speaker 3: She'll cut you with her.
Speaker 1: Words, with her words. It's so it's amazing to watch.
Speaker 3: Well, now I need to watch Photomac.
Speaker 1: She's calling like people muppets and it shows the picture
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, she does kind of
Speaker 1: look like a Sesame Street muppet? Is that what the
Speaker 1: muppets are? Sesame Streets?
Speaker 3: Isn't it the Muppets?
Speaker 1: I think? So, she's so damn funny. I'm like, the
Speaker 1: things that come out of your mouth, like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even know what to say. I thought my mouth was crazy. No,
Speaker 1: this bitch has me beat by a long shot. So
Speaker 1: that's super good too. Okay, that's like I would say,
Speaker 1: like the main storyline aside from Ashley Darby getting divorced,
Speaker 1: but like wanting to buy a house with the person
Speaker 1: she's divorcing in an LLC and her family being like
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Yeah, and she's so calm. Like
Speaker 1: if I could be like Ashley Darby, that would be
Speaker 1: a true gift because she's always so calm she is.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, he cheated. I'm like, are you mad?
Speaker 3: Cut him?
Speaker 1: Cut it with your words?
Speaker 2: Girls.
Speaker 3: So funny.
Speaker 1: It's so good I have there. I never met a
Speaker 1: Housewives franchise that I didn't like.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: On that note, do you who do you think is going.
Speaker 2: To I know we're going back to Beverly Hills, but
Speaker 2: I just want to ask you who do you think
Speaker 2: is going to take? I don't even want to say
Speaker 2: fill rin his shoes because it's probably not possible, but
Speaker 2: like fill that spot.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you. Yeah, what makes me nervous
Speaker 1: is I think Beverly Hills will be okay because we
Speaker 1: just have so many people out here that could come
Speaker 1: in and maybe be a great addition. Salt Lake is
Speaker 1: the one that scares me. Really, Yeah, they gotta figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: They gotta figure it out. What would you think?
Speaker 2: This is so funny because I just saw it on
Speaker 2: like two Little Things, But now I'm running with it.
Speaker 2: If Paris Hilton took the spot of Lisa or.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's funny.
Speaker 2: I saw it and I was like, oh, interesting, wait
Speaker 2: did they say that it was like on two memes?
Speaker 1: And so I think we got to bring back someone
Speaker 1: who's like fantastic, like give me yeah, like give me
Speaker 1: Camille Grammar, give me Lisa vander Pomp. Of course, you know,
Speaker 1: get Lisa back, not Paris Hilton. Let Paris Hilton be
Speaker 1: fucking Paris Hilton, right and like cover her Instagram and glitter,
Speaker 1: just be fabulous and set you know, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go do your thing, Paris, because she.
Speaker 1: Like be Paris Hilton, like she's so fabulous, and I
Speaker 1: want to I want everyone like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No I do. I just don't like that addition. But
Speaker 1: then again, they always figure it out. Yeah, Andy, Cohen knows,
Speaker 1: knows what he's doing. Great. Yeah, when I have five
Speaker 1: hundred successful shows, then you can listen to me. Until then,
Speaker 1: I'm literally just here to speak my opinion, which is
Speaker 1: the equivalent of me bending over and show you my.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are funny today, am I.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's weird because I feel so numb. And I
Speaker 1: said I was going to get out of the fog,
Speaker 1: but today's foggy. My mind is matching the weather.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: And we're calling it a day early because I'm going
Speaker 1: to take Ocean to Sheena's house. Okay, because again I
Speaker 1: feel like myself because I have told you guys a
Speaker 1: million times and I'm going to tell you a million more.
Speaker 1: I grew up watching sports all day, every day. So
Speaker 1: tonight is the National Championship with TCU versus Georgia. And
Speaker 1: fun fact, my mother's entire family is from Georgia, right,
Speaker 1: They're all from They've gone everywhere all over the South
Speaker 1: now where they live. But her family's flying out for
Speaker 1: the game. It's at Sofi Stadium and my great uncle,
Speaker 1: so my mom's uncle, wrote all of the rivalry books
Speaker 1: about uh, the Georgia Bulldogs, and I believe it was
Speaker 1: Georgia tech the rivalry between the two. No way, he wrote,
Speaker 1: like big, big novels.
Speaker 3: Oh not credible?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Go Dogs? Is that what it is for Georgia because I've.
Speaker 1: Heard go Dogs? Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Like you know how Alabama's roll high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to say that. It's like bad luck
Speaker 3: or something. Oh well, Georgia, Well that's exciting. So your
Speaker 3: family's flat has flown out.
Speaker 1: To go to the g yea, my mom's side of
Speaker 1: the family, like cousins and things like that. Who I
Speaker 1: haven't seen in years. I haven't seen in years since
Speaker 1: I was a little child in like Savannah, Georgia at
Speaker 1: like a reunion.
Speaker 3: Are you going to see them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll see them.
Speaker 2: What Okay, so you guys already know by the time
Speaker 2: this comes out, but go Georgia Bulldogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's just girl time. How funny is that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's just a bunch of chicks and
Speaker 1: the gays. I'm taking the gaye. Logan and Leo are
Speaker 1: back to being bestie. Oh my god, ires.
Speaker 3: How did this happen? Phi?
Speaker 1: Listen, they just kept running into each other when they
Speaker 1: were going out and about because they would go to
Speaker 1: the same places. And Leo had come over to my
Speaker 1: house to drop off a birthday gift to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: this was back in September, and I could you know.
Speaker 1: He was just wanting things to be back to normal.
Speaker 1: He said, I have a gift for Logan that I'm
Speaker 1: going to drop off as well. So that happened. Whatever.
Speaker 1: They kept seeing each other out and all of the sudden,
Speaker 1: it was just like they picked up where they left off.
Speaker 1: And I was with them this weekend and now we
Speaker 1: have the gusband chat back. It just feels so right yay.
Speaker 1: And I told them, well, I said, Leo, Logan and
Speaker 1: I have approval on the jobs that you get because
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of cults you joined when
Speaker 1: you went and worked at that place, but I can't
Speaker 1: stand it if you're not with me.
Speaker 3: Did he leave the job? Yeah, oh so he has
Speaker 3: another job. Okay, that would.
Speaker 1: Make there's another job. We went and visited him this weekend.
Speaker 1: They were being all sorts of game fabulous together and
Speaker 1: like little besties, which makes me thrilled to my very
Speaker 1: core because that friendship ending was like someone like took
Speaker 1: out a piece of my heart.
Speaker 2: Right, they were the Gusbands. I mean, it's one thing
Speaker 2: to have gusband and wife.
Speaker 3: You and Logan.
Speaker 2: It's still cute and sweet, but like, there's nothing that
Speaker 2: beats the Husbands.
Speaker 1: They're the best trio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the best.
Speaker 1: So it's just a great year.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a great year.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it's been an emotionally draining day for you,
Speaker 2: but for what it's worth, you're glowing.
Speaker 1: I am, yes, you're again.
Speaker 2: Ever since I came back from holiday break, you guys,
Speaker 2: her skin's been glowing and I'm.
Speaker 3: Just like, oh my god. It was the facial.
Speaker 1: I bet the facial, and I've been having sex again,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Sex and the holy work.
Speaker 1: I said that I was going to do three months,
Speaker 1: but I've already given given it up to this guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask a question, because we all finally
Speaker 2: got a teaser of you know who in the trailer.
Speaker 3: Is it with that guy? No? Okay, No, so it's
Speaker 3: a new guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you. I don't know how cute it is, but
Speaker 1: I'm sure the skin is glowing for many reasons, including
Speaker 1: the PRP facial that I did.
Speaker 3: The PRP facial, the dick, the whatever else three is
Speaker 3: gonna be.
Speaker 1: Your eyes look a little tired, but your skin looks great.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. All I need is a little rotos.
Speaker 3: It's a little Yeah, do you know what rotos is?
Speaker 1: No stoner eye drops. Oh that's how I knew. That's
Speaker 1: how I knew about rotos is because when I was
Speaker 1: a stoner. Yeah, my boyfriend, who was like six' four
Speaker 1: and so freaking, fine always had rotos and it like
Speaker 1: singes your.
Speaker 3: Eyes but so it's not.
Speaker 2: Vizine it's like a step above, no BECAUSE i remember
Speaker 2: the the stoner's using vizine extra red or something in,
Speaker 2: school in high schools.
Speaker 3: Where it's at you hear that stoner's get on.
Speaker 1: It and then If i'm gonna go out and, ABOUT
Speaker 1: i smack it with the, rotos like right Before i'm
Speaker 1: gonna get in the, shower and then right BEFORE i
Speaker 1: leave the house After i'm, GLAMMED i pop in The
Speaker 1: lumifi back in the, day of. Course, no right, Now
Speaker 1: i'm not a, stoner BUT i haven't seen a rem sleep.
Speaker 3: And like rots for like tired eyes.
Speaker 1: Too, yeah oh my, GOD i just learned about it
Speaker 1: from stoner's got.
Speaker 3: IT i thought it was like specifically made for.
Speaker 1: Stoners, no, no, no it's made for just normal people
Speaker 1: who don't smoke weed.
Speaker 2: Too well's, well that's why you're, glowing And george's gonna win,
Speaker 2: tonight fingers. Crossed everyone's laughing if they didn't because they already.
Speaker 1: Know BUT i love, dogs cock, dogs all, right my.
Speaker 1: LOVES i hope you enjoyed this very all over the place.
Speaker 1: Podcast but NOW i feel like we're all caught, up
Speaker 1: So i'm. EXCITED i love you guys so. Much I've
Speaker 1: i've missed you so, dearly AND i will catch you next.
Speaker 3: Week