WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Third Degree Ass Burn" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:35.160 In the air eyway. The Fifth Hour with Me, Big 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:39.000 Ben and Danny g Radio hanging out with you on 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:47.200 a lazy Sunday holiday weekend, Indianapolis five hundred. Hello, can 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.160 you say Indy five hundred? I knew you could as 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.640 we hang out with you on this Sunday And mail 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.720 Bag Dan, it's mail Bagdadny. I know you're excited about 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.040 you before the mailbag every week? 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.600 Do you not? I do us? An ask Ben? Which 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.399 are nothing alike? By the way, No, no, they're totally different. Yeah. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.679 This is not a ripoff. This is not a cheap, 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:11.280 inferior copycat of a Gucci bag. No, no, this is 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:18.440 the real deal. Raw. Can we celebrate National paper airplane Day? Today? 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:23.240 Today is national? Why would today? What are you talking 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.080 about what happened to your inner child. Let your inner 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.000 child out, Let your inner child fly. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.920 Nobody, no, no one ever let us fly those planes. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.920 Parents took them away. Grandparents took them away, teachers took 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:35.440 them away. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:36.759 Oh, there's no question. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:38.920 Not good memories, I know. 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.000 But did you know that the history of the paper 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.120 airplane goes back to the seventeen hundreds? Did you know 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:50.360 that in France brothers made a hot air balloon using 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:54.240 paper in the seventeen hundreds, and then it's expanded over. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:54.920 Over the years. 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.720 Now I have a great paper plane story. You probably 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.760 think there's no way you could have a great paper 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:03.920 plane story. It's impossible to have a great paper plane story. Now, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.960 this goes back to Chavez Ravine Dodger Stadium in the 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:13.000 nineteen nineties, covering the Dodgers on a regular basis, and 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:17.520 it was just about it was a day game. I 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.000 don't know whether it was a Sunday or a Thursday. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.320 I don't remember the day of the week, but it 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.560 was a day game. And I'm sitting in the press 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.920 box at Dodger Stadium, and out of the corner of 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:31.400 my eye from the upper deck at Dodger Stadium, I 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:35.440 see this paper airplane, all right, and it's coming down 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.840 from the like the right field area, and it's coming 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:46.000 down and I track it and this effing thing from 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.960 the upper deck. The wind was blowing. I guess in 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:49.919 that there. 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:51.440 I've seen video of this. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:56.080 Yeah, it got down to Home Place. Yeah, yeah, I 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.639 was at that game. I was at that game. It 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.560 was the most amazing thing I have. I don't want 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.119 to say I've ever seen, but in terms of paper airplanes, 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:14.320 that will never be never be topped, it will never be. No, 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.400 but like one of the odds from the freaking top 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.040 of Dodger Stadium. Yeah, you would throw a paper airplane 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.480 and the freaking thing would go right the home plane. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.639 I totally remember either seeing this or hearing about this. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.320 Yeah, I saw it, and I am very lucky one 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.600 of the that And when Fernando Tatis, not junior, his 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.440 old man, hit two Grand slams in the same inning. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:40.640 I was at that game also, So the. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:46.760 Game and the Dodger gaber, the paper airplane would. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.040 But that The only reason I brought up that today 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.240 is National Paper Airplane Day, is to tell that story. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:58.240 Otherwise I have no reason to bring that up. There's no, now, 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.240 I like you, Danny. When we were in school, we 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.520 fetched around with paper and made paper airplanes and we 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:04.240 were not allowed to. 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.680 I hated when I would make a masterpiece and the 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:07.720 teacher would take it away. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.720 Yeah, and then would make it even worse by taking 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:13.640 it and you know, grabbing it in the fist of 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.480 their hand and like squishing the paper to the other 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.680 right into a paper ball. I was always like next 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:22.360 level pouring salt on the wound. But my problem when 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:27.080 I made the paper airplanes was I made like these 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:31.039 giant air cargo ships. I didn't make the sleek, you know, 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.880 and they're gonna be like thin, lean and mean. Mine 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.240 were always like fat, like Jumbo. They were to carry boxes, 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:39.360 not like. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.600 The plane that carried the Columbia. 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.719 Yeah, like Mike, exactly, Like my construction of paper airplanes 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.599 left a lot to be desired, a lot to be 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.240 desired there. I was not very artistic when I was 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:52.599 making the paper airplane. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.000 So were you able to make a paper football? 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:55.200 Then? 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.200 Remember how we used to flick that on a tip? 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.160 Oh yeah, yeah, I could do that. Yeah. We used 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:00.880 to play that with your flick it with your finger 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:03.560 and your you're going together yeah, that was always And 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.200 if it was off the other side of the table, Oh, 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.560 you got a free kick. Yeah, you had to make 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.920 you to make the goal post right with your almost 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.920 together make the goal post there. The kids kids don't 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.640 do that today, right, there's no way, no, why would 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:15.920 they do that. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.919 It's a lost art. Yeah. And it really felt like 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.680 a great field goal when you would flick it, kick 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.359 it through and then it would nail the person in 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:23.839 the face. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:30.159 Perfect, absolutely perfect. Yeah, there's no question. All right, let's 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:35.240 get to the mail bag. Mail bag, the stuff of nightmares. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:53.120 The mail bag. OHIOO, it's bag, all right, thank you, Ohio. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:59.080 Aw first one comes from Frank in Arizona. I believe 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.280 he's in so that just there, although I don't he 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.920 didn't say he's from Phoenix. But there's only a couple 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.159 of cities where people live in Arizona, in the Phoenix 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:08.440 area or the Tucson area. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:08.640 Right. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:09.840 I guess there's flag Staff. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.400 I've always wanted to visit Tucson. I wonder what it 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:13.039 looks like there. 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:19.280 You're not missing anything, but kid, because I Hearson anyway, 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.560 Frank says, hey, Ben and Danny, Ben, I heard you 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:26.320 fill in in LA this week. Any chance you he 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:30.040 was the one, Any chance you will end up doing 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:36.640 a regular local, local show again, Well, it's not on 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.920 my agenda, Frank, but I'm not opposed to if it's 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.680 in a place like I like LA. Obviously I could 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:46.320 do a show in LA locally Boston. There's a few 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.640 cities I would work in that have a passion or 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.560 I have a passion for the sports in those cities. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.800 But I think we're very lucky. Danny like doing the 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.600 national stuff. We can talk about whatever the hot story is. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.400 It's a little more difficult when you do local stuff, 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.400 especially if the teams are not bad. If they're bad, 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.480 that's good local radio. But if they're mediocre, that's bad 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.920 local radio. You don't want mediocre. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.520 You don't kiss up enough to the l A teams 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:19.200 the way Davids say as a yes, catching as Stray, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:24.000 you know he's chummy chummy with the players, and I 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.640 don't see you doing that. You know, you're very much 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.640 Jonas Knox. You go the other direction. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.080 I got a thing about dead bodies. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.480 When he's on LA radio, I hear I'm talking smack 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:37.360 about most LA teams. You do the same thing, and 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:39.840 so I think, especially like the Lakers station, they would 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.440 all chew you up and spit you out. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.880 Yeah, I'm not all the way off the orifice of 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.680 the local team that that is true. And in La 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:49.680 the except for the. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.000 Clippers, they would love to have you on the Clippers station. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.640 Rip the Clippers a little bit, a little bit, but. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.320 It's like a lot of the l A local guys, 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.640 they are total homers. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:05.920 It's a some of that's kind of a normal thing though, Right. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.720 You go from big city to big city across our country, 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.800 and there's going to be homers for that city's team 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:12.560 on the radio. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.160 But like certain cities, like in Boston, they don't really 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:19.880 do that as much. They attack, they attack everyone. In 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:24.240 New York they are homeeristic. In New York Philly they 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.520 attack everyone. They just go for the jugular. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.640 I mean, some of that is fun, but I don't 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.960 want to hear back to back to back shows where 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:36.120 all they're doing is ripping the team that you're hopeful for. Yeah. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.560 Well, I don't think we have to worry about that, 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:41.360 Frank anytime soon. But of course, if something were to 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.280 happen and I needed to get a job somewhere, I 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.760 would be willing to change my position. As you know, 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.880 Danny right, suddenly you have to you have to do 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:51.640 what you have to do. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.520 Contracts rule rub a couple of shekels together. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.280 Wild Man from Morgantown, West Virginia, Wright City says, hey, bandon, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.960 dandy g I be watching people debate on social media, 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:06.520 and if you call those sugary fizzy drinks like coke 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:12.800 and pepsi, pop or soda, I don't think that stuff pop. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:14.360 What is this the nineteen fifties. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.480 No, there are parts of the country. It's regional. It's 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:22.199 regional like pop or soda, coca pepsi in like Atlanta. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:24.360 I believe it's Atlanta. Everything's coke. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:29.040 But we're not drinking coke out of glass bottles because 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.160 I'm guessing that's where that came from, right, because the 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:32.400 lids would pop off. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.400 Well, yeah, I don't know exactly where I mean. I 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.720 Coca Cola, I can look it up, but Coca Cola 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.160 was from Georgia. So everything that is a carbonated drink 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:43.160 they say Coca cola. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.800 Where soda pop came from? 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:50.400 Yeah, I don't I could dig into it, but he 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:54.360 says wild Man in West Virginia says, I don't drink 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.439 that stuff very often, but when I do, I call 0:09:56.480 --> 0:10:00.640 it soda. I called my grandfather pop. What do you 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:05.040 guys say, Yeah, I'm I'm soda, I'm Team Soda. Yeah 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.920 I don't, I don't. I don't do the pop thing. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:12.120 Uh yeah, I was right to open a bottle. Back 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:15.640 in the day, the consumer would knock the top, releasing 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:19.200 the pressure with a sudden pop, which gave soda pop 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:19.720 its name. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.400 But how come in some regions it's still called pop 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:24.840 and not soda. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:25.800 That's a great question. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.679 It's it's like the sandwich is a hero. In some places, 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.600 it's you know, it's a HOGI In other places there's 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:37.200 different names depending on which region of the country you're in. Anyway, 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.040 wild Man says, if you're ever able to make it 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.760 to Columbus, Ohio, it would be awesome to see all 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:47.079 there at a mallor meet and greet. I'll tell you what, 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.040 wild Man, we got to get a deal like Danny 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.360 g has with these graduate hotel people. Maybe you guys 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.280 can reach out. You the listeners can reach out to 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.760 graduate hotels and say, hey, we got Malard meet and greets. 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:58.440 I'll go to all these places and do the malored 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.960 meet and greet. We already have a gentleman that runs 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:04.080 a bar in Columbus, Ohio who is offering to host 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.920 a malor meet and greet so we can burn up 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.720 the road do a malor meet and greet. I think 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.040 that would be great. I hope that happens. While Man, 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:16.040 nothing is scheduled at this time. What is next on 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:21.240 the mail bag? That would be Mike in the Fullerton 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:26.440 train Station, It says. Nobody loves Fullerton more than Mike 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.920 and sokel He says, Hey, Ben and Danny g I 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.480 don't know if you guys heard about it or not, 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.680 but a Dodger radio clown picked a fight and lost 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.760 with a much more talented national radio host. Look it 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:45.000 up if you haven't, Wow, he says. Anyway, have either 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:49.800 of you ever injured yourself going down a children's slide? 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:55.160 Says Mike in the Fullerton train Station. 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:58.520 Ben, I bet when you were little Ben, maybe you 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.440 were Ben little bait. Ben, maybe you were never little, 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:05.400 but young Ben, you probably burned your legs one time 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.120 going down Yes hot, Yes. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.920 Everything when we were kids was not designed four kids. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:11.760 It was way too hot. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:15.160 Yes, rusted steel in one hundred and ten degrees summer weather. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.960 God, it was like a it was like a death course, 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.920 obstacle course when you were a kid. Yeah, I did 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:26.080 burn my ass and my legs on the slide multiple times. 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:29.000 Yeah, we had third degree burns from some of the slides. 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:38.520 Yeah, hundred percent. Now I do have a fun fact about. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.400 Careful now they may hear about this. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:44.960 I know, I know I have a fun fact. Did 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:51.640 you know that Kobe Bryant's favorite Mexican restaurant was in Fullerton? 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:52.520 How about that? 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:53.760 Did you know that? 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:54.080 No? 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:59.840 Yeah, yeah, Kobe was a regular at It was called 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.079 think it's called El Camino Real, I believe was the 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:05.280 name of it is in Fullerton, still there. It was 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.160 his actually his wife's favorite place, but he would go 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:10.120 with his daughters and stuff when they would eat their 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.720 you know, regularly. What's the name, it's called El I 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:15.600 think it's called El Camino Real. It's in Fullerton. If 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:19.880 you like, type in Kobe's favorite Mexican restaurant in fullerton'll 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.640 it'll come up and they even have like the meal 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.079 that he used to eat all the time. So if 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.800 you're a big Kobe Bryan fan, you go in there. 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.520 And eat just like Kobe did. Anybody on the Clippers 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:31.920 is half of what Kobe Bryan is. How Dave he 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.720 was a regular there for like twenty years. He would 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.480 go in there quite a bit. That just popped in 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.000 my head because I saw I saw something about that randomly, 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.360 and I saw Mike Mike's name in Fullerton. I was like, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.320 wait a minute, I wonder if Mike and Fullerton has 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:49.040 eaten at Kobe's favorite Mexican restaurant. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.640 I don't know. They don't have a helicopter tour of 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:52.160 the restaurant. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.800 Oh, Danny, too soon, Danny, how dare you? 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.720 I had to and I love Kobe. I have a 0:13:58.800 --> 0:13:59.960 Kobe Bryan tattoo. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.880 I know I was gonna say, of all people, of 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:06.079 all people, Danny. 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.240 My good. Kobe would have laughed. He would have laughed. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:10.000 No, No, that's a pretty decent drive. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:10.160 Though. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.360 Kobe lived in Newport Beach to get up to Fullerton. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.400 And that's the shitty part. Had he not lived way 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.520 out in the woods like you do, he wouldn't have 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.560 had to do a stupid helicopter ride to work or 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.680 to the game that he was going to for his daughter. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.640 To be fair, though, even if you live in LA, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.640 you still need to take a helicopter to get around, 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.080 so it's still still the problem. The traffic is an issue. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.840 Basically, the shitty traffic in LA is what killed Kobe. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.960 That is right, All you people stuck in goodlock traffic 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.320 in LA, you are responsible for the demise of Kobe. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.000 Has holes. There you go. 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:47.000 JJ in Idaho writes and says, hey, Ben, Danny, Ben, 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.240 I heard you with Fred Rogan. A lot of people 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:53.360 Danny who show this week? We're up to two uh, 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.880 he says, I heard you with Fred and yet you 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:01.560 he forced you to talk hockey. How painful was that? Well? 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:05.440 We did one segment, JJ, about the LA Kings coach. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:07.760 That's it. One segment. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.840 This is why I listened to Rogan so infrequently. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.200 I was not blindsided. I will tell you that the 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:20.080 great Kevin Figures, who produces the Fred Rogan Show and 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:24.520 also works at Fox Sports Radio. Who kfig He informed 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.720 me that that would be a topic of conversation. That 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:30.440 would be a topic. So I spent about thirty seconds 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:34.080 of a malor investigation kind of digging around trying to 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.680 find some information out about the. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:39.000 King's coach, the hockey cheat code you entered into your Google. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:41.440 I had like one or two things in the back 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:45.200 of my head about the Kings. The main point I made, 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:46.560 and I believe I made this on the air, was 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:50.160 the King's tried to trade for the Bruins goaltender and 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.800 were rejected because he had a no trade clause. So 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:57.000 I brought that up, and then Fred brought up a 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:01.360 guy from the Maple Leafs, marner Man, who he wanted 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.440 the Kings to to get it or they couldn't afford 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:05.000 him or whatever. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.440 You had me at maple Yeah, I'm more interested in 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:09.960 maple food than I am hockey. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:11.920 No, and I would have been better off talking about 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.640 like maple syrup. Yeah, that would have been seriously for me. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.480 I would have had more knowledge of that. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.400 But I know I tune in. I know I tuned 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:21.840 into LA sports talk radio to listen to hockey talk, 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.480 hot hockey talk, and me, of. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.880 All people talking hockey, not just hockey talk, but me 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:28.920 talking hockey, somebody rather. 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:31.520 I'd rather hear you cover Marble championships. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:32.280 Yeah. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.440 I did get email from people who were happy they 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.000 I was forced to talk about the Lakers quite a bit. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.120 Who me, because you know, I enjoyed that well just 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:46.080 as much. Clearly. Uh here's one from Steve. He says, 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.920 Ben and Danny, I've had I've heard no update recently 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:55.720 on the cockroach infestation in your studios. Has the problem 0:16:55.800 --> 0:17:00.600 been taken care of? Uh So, I don't know about you. 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.760 During the day day, I have not seen any. I 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.080 have not seen any cockroaches at night, but there's still there. 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:09.480 I walked into the production studio a few days ago 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.440 and I heard a crunch. Oh my gosh, I thought 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:18.440 I stepped on a dorito. It was a cockroach. Yeah, 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:21.600 it was a I stepped on one that was It 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.960 was already dead, laying on its back. It looked like, oh. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:26.440 Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. When they lay on the 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.199 back there, that's the sign they're ready to check out. Yes, 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:32.320 that's the It's like human. How sad is it that 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:35.920 we're experts on coach cockroaches. 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.960 Behavior because we spent the last decade, well you twenty 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.200 years with me ten years. Yeah. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.359 How great is it that cockroaches can live a full 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.240 life in our building and then when they're ready to die, 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:48.040 they have a nice, humane death. They just roll over 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.440 on their back and that's that lived a good life 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.280 and and whatnot. And I have got. 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:56.080 Still crawling around looking for grand slams from Denny's. 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.439 I have had people say I'm a little crazy. I'm 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:03.000 a daredevil because I'll sometimes walk around at night, you know, 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:07.840 because o're their foot, Yeah, barefoot. People say what are 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:10.800 you doing? You're gonna step on a cock road. I'm okay, 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.320 I'm all right. I got enough callouses on my foot. 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:18.080 I'll be okay, I'll be fine. Kenny writes in from 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:23.080 Cannona City. He says, Hey, guys, would you rather get 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:26.520 a paper cut every time you turn a page? Or 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:31.360 bite your tongue every time you eat? Oh? I think 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:34.520 that's turning a page? How often you turn a page? 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:37.960 Well, I was speaking of Dorito's. Couldn't help it. I 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:41.080 hardly ever eat chips, just like fries. But in our 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:45.000 vending machine in Sherman Oaks they have cool ranch. Dorito's 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:49.399 probably your favorite, No, I think? So I was so 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:51.800 hungry man, because I really I was like you. I 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.680 was fasting that day, not on purpose, though, So I 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:58.560 got the hand sanitizer. I was ready to go, stuck 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.960 my hand into that bag of yous. First bite down, 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:06.120 I bit the inside of my cheek. It's the worst 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:08.720 because then not only does it ruin what you're eating, 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:11.440 then you know it's gonna be a good three four 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:15.440 days before that heals. What do you do besides mouthwash 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:19.200 and peroxide? Maybe there's nothing you can do to really 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.000 heal that sucker one hundred percent. Now here's what I 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:23.480 want you to do, Danny. Next time, I want you 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:26.480 to make a pizza. I want you to make it, say, 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:28.479 right out of the oven, and then when it's as 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:31.440 hot as it possibly can be, I want you to 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.600 cut the pizza and then take a giant bite out 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:38.080 of the pizza. I then want you to burn the 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:42.080 entire right lower right part of your tongue. And then 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:45.160 after that, I want you to go to the studio 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:49.399 and I want you then to do talk radio for 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:55.359 four hours with a lisp a burn tongue. And then, Danny, 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:57.000 I want you to come back the next day and 0:19:57.080 --> 0:20:01.160 do it again, and the day after and the day after. Yeah, 0:20:02.080 --> 0:20:04.840 so you burned your ass on a slide and your 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:05.800 mouth on a pizza. 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:10.480 Well, that was the famous the pizza burned tongue. I 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:12.200 have no patience. I ate the pizza too fast. I 0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:14.359 was coming off of Fast and I burned my tongue 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:17.560 and I did the whole show, an entire week of 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:19.440 radio with a lisp. I sounded like the old Notre 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:21.080 Dame coach Lou Holtz, if you know who that is. 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:22.520 It was terrible. 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:26.399 And this is proof God love our bosses. They're not 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:29.840 often listening because I have done shows with laryngitis. I 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:33.080 have done shows with coughs where I had to stop 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:34.920 in the middle of a monologue because I was coughing 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:37.879 up a lung. I've done a week of shows with 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:41.680 my tongue burned. All of these things have happened. But 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:45.600 to answer Kenny's question, Yeah, I would much rather have 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:49.080 a paper a paper cut, which is also sucks, right, 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:52.680 A paper cut is very painful, but the tongue is 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:53.400 the money maker. 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:56.280 Yeah. That hand sanitizer I love to use all day long. 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:58.679