Speaker 1: What's up you guys?
Speaker 2: This week we are talking about love withdrawals.
Speaker 3: Erica is traumatized by her great baby hears and contemplating
Speaker 3: if it's time to start considering freezing eggs.
Speaker 1: Do we flow too hard? And will we be alone forever?
Speaker 2: Healthy love, a whore story involving male squirts.
Speaker 4: And of course, our live show, y'all.
Speaker 2: Our live show is this Saturday. We can't wait to
Speaker 2: see you guys. If you haven't got your tickets, make
Speaker 2: sure you do. They are in the episode description. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be late, it's ladies night. Call your friends, bring
Speaker 2: them over.
Speaker 3: Get your wine, get your read and join us live performances,
Speaker 3: special guests. Yeah, it's gonna be dope and a discount
Speaker 3: for patrons.
Speaker 5: Ooh yeah, hmmm that felt good.
Speaker 1: No, Jamila is not having sex, just releasing, just.
Speaker 4: Releasing my emotions and feelings for the day.
Speaker 1: What's up, guys.
Speaker 4: This is Erica and this is Mela, and it's Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Kids are in the other room jumping on the couch.
Speaker 2: They gotta go to bed soon. So this is gonna
Speaker 2: be a short and cute episode. Okay, we're gonna keep
Speaker 2: a real, real cute, quick short I say that now,
Speaker 2: and then I start talking and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, lah blah blah blah lah. Shall we start with
Speaker 1: our taro pol?
Speaker 3: Sure? All right here with that?
Speaker 2: Also side note, Jamila tried to shuffle these cards earlier,
Speaker 2: and I feel like I gotta do like a boom,
Speaker 2: like I got to do like a story real, just
Speaker 2: showing you guys how this bitch shuffles cards.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I don't know what you're trying
Speaker 3: to blast me because you handed me the deck and
Speaker 3: said I never do it, and I said it's for
Speaker 3: a reason. I don't know how to shuffle. I'm not
Speaker 3: good at shuffling. I've never been a good shuffler.
Speaker 1: It's not my thing. I didn't know how bad it was.
Speaker 1: It was embarrassing. I was like, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing over there?
Speaker 3: And you were just like and apparently you didn't listen
Speaker 3: to me because her.
Speaker 1: Shut up her trying to shove cards into places.
Speaker 3: It was weird anyway, as I was shuffling too, fell
Speaker 3: out and so you know in whichy tearo card world
Speaker 3: that means you.
Speaker 4: Got to read them.
Speaker 3: And I thought it was very interesting despite my shitty shuffling.
Speaker 4: I thought it was interesting.
Speaker 3: That what fell out was two queen cards, as two
Speaker 3: queens are sitting here.
Speaker 1: Okay, preach, bitch, preach.
Speaker 3: So today we're going to read both cards, because that's
Speaker 3: how the world of magic works. If something jumps out
Speaker 3: at you, you take it as a sign.
Speaker 1: Boom.
Speaker 4: Okay. So the Queen of Swords.
Speaker 3: The Queen of Swords combines the mental clarity and intellectual
Speaker 3: power of the suit of Swords with the maturity and
Speaker 3: receptiveness of the Queen.
Speaker 4: You hear that you have to be a receptive if
Speaker 4: you're a queen.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: This Queen of Swords notes that you are a truth seeker.
Speaker 3: You're open to hearing the thoughts and opinions of others,
Speaker 3: but ultimately you filter that information to decipher.
Speaker 4: What is true and what is not.
Speaker 1: Are you a liah I'm not.
Speaker 3: When interacting with others, you will not tolerate mistrust or
Speaker 3: excessive fluff. You prefer to get to the part of
Speaker 3: the matter without engaging in too much chit chat or gossip.
Speaker 1: It literally sounds like me.
Speaker 3: It also kind of reminded me of like the conversation
Speaker 3: we had this morning in our meeting and what we
Speaker 3: want to listen to or not.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, we heard you, but nope.
Speaker 3: Never Really, The Queen of Swords suggests that you have
Speaker 3: an innate ability to tell it like it is. You're
Speaker 3: a quick thinker and highly perceptive, piercing through the noise
Speaker 3: and confusion to get straight to the point. There is
Speaker 3: no beating about the bush. You're softening of your comments, opinions,
Speaker 3: and thoughts. You are upfront and honest in your views,
Speaker 3: and you expect the sign from others. For this reason,
Speaker 3: many people respect your opinion and come to you for
Speaker 3: advice when they need clarity.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Queen of Swords, Okay.
Speaker 3: People do not mess with you, not because you threaten
Speaker 3: them or inflict violence, but because you set expectations up
Speaker 3: from the front. From expectations upfront about how you want
Speaker 3: to be treated. Some people might be intimidated by you,
Speaker 3: but once they get past your tough exterior and develop
Speaker 3: a sense of trust and respect, they see your softer side.
Speaker 1: Am I the Queen of Swords? I feel like I
Speaker 1: am her? She is me.
Speaker 4: Okay I read the other one, babe, I pulled it
Speaker 4: up on your song.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the second card that fell out of Jamila's
Speaker 2: trash deck.
Speaker 3: Watch how you talk to me, bitch, Watch how you
Speaker 3: talk to me. You haven't gotten in a public fight yet.
Speaker 3: There's the first time for everything.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, damn, Okay, you're right, but I'm not. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: You ready? You know what?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: I will feature I will fuck you up, honestly. Actually,
Speaker 3: today I realized how much this week. I realized how
Speaker 3: much taller than me than you were. When we took
Speaker 3: those pictures and it was by your nipple. I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? Am I this tiny of
Speaker 3: a human being? I didn't realize you that smalling?
Speaker 4: That tell you those pictures?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody, I am very sure.
Speaker 3: I know these pictures are very deceiving because I have
Speaker 3: a long neck and it's true, and I have long legs.
Speaker 3: I've appear taller than I am in real live I'm
Speaker 3: only five to one?
Speaker 1: Are you only five to one?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: You are small?
Speaker 2: I'm six two guys right, you just said they're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 3: I'm not like five seven five six.
Speaker 2: But I was gonna really fuck everyone happened and then
Speaker 2: be like, damn, this picture is tall.
Speaker 4: You're a apart.
Speaker 2: Okay, Queen of Panicles, upright, nurturing, practical, providing, financially, a
Speaker 2: working parent.
Speaker 3: The fuck wow, I told you it was interesting that
Speaker 3: these two came out of the deck.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: In the Queen of Pentacles, a woman sits on a
Speaker 2: stone throne decorated with car decorated with carving of fruit, trees, goats, angels,
Speaker 2: and other symbols of material success and sensual pleasures. She
Speaker 2: cradles a gold coin with both hands and looks down
Speaker 2: on it with loving care, as if to nurture the
Speaker 2: symbol of wealth and material success. Okay, So the Queen
Speaker 2: of Pentacles is the nurturing mother of the material world.
Speaker 1: At home, she knows her love for others by cooking.
Speaker 2: She shows her love for others by cooking nutritious meals,
Speaker 2: maintaining a clean and inviting home, and giving warm cuddles
Speaker 2: to those who need it most. She is also able
Speaker 2: to work a full time job and make a financial
Speaker 2: contribution to the household. Okay, bitch, often as the primary breadwinner.
Speaker 1: Okay, she is.
Speaker 2: Masterful at taking care of the practical needs of work
Speaker 2: home family, while also giving her love and support to
Speaker 2: those she cares.
Speaker 3: If this is not the cancer and scorpio the fucking
Speaker 3: tarot parts.
Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, would you like to eat baby?
Speaker 4: I will cuddle you mean mole.
Speaker 3: You're like, are you talking? Are you telling the truth?
Speaker 3: Are you lying to me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: When the Queen of Pentacles appears in the tarot reading,
Speaker 2: you are embodying the ultimate working parent archetype. You care
Speaker 2: for your family and domestic responsibilities while also making a
Speaker 2: living for yourself and creating financial abundance. You can maintain
Speaker 2: a healthy balance between home and work by integrating the
Speaker 2: two and finding your new place of flow and alignment.
Speaker 2: You strive to create a warm and secure environment for
Speaker 2: your family and loved ones while giving your giving your
Speaker 2: love and support freely.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: It's also important for you to live independently with a
Speaker 2: stable income.
Speaker 1: You Oh, you basically this at.
Speaker 2: The same time, you find time for yourself and prioritize
Speaker 2: me time in between all of your other commitments.
Speaker 1: Shout out to self care.
Speaker 3: And actually in tarot life world, as cards come up,
Speaker 3: I know you usually pick one. You're supposed to read
Speaker 3: them in relation to one another, So if like one
Speaker 3: comes before one like, that will change the interpretation of
Speaker 3: whatever the message may or may not be. So I'm
Speaker 3: just going to go right into my intuitive nature right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, go for it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that these mean that even though we
Speaker 3: got news that we didn't really want to hear.
Speaker 4: Today, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, stay clear, be clear of the plan, hear other
Speaker 3: people's straightforward opinions, but also know that the finances and
Speaker 3: the financial stability are coming, and the freedom to be
Speaker 3: more nurturing and maternal to our kids and have more
Speaker 3: free time with the abundance is also on its way.
Speaker 3: So who cares about that meeting we had earlier today? Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: because we're very clear about the messages that we're getting
Speaker 3: and we're also maternal, awesome and financially abundant, abundant.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, on that note, I would like to lead us
Speaker 2: into the affirmation of the week, which I think goes
Speaker 2: beautifully with.
Speaker 1: That reading and our feelings.
Speaker 2: So the affirmation of the week is any door that
Speaker 2: closes leads me to bigger and better opportunities, period.
Speaker 3: Any door that closes leads me to bigger and better opportunities, period.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and I agree, m hm hm.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Hello, Hi day, Happy hump day baby, how
Speaker 3: are you doing I'm doing good. I woke up. First
Speaker 3: of all, I stayed up way too late one day
Speaker 3: this weekend. I don't know if it was Friday or Saturday,
Speaker 3: but apparently I can't do that anymore. Okay, I'm getting
Speaker 3: residual fuck ups. On Monday, I was supposed to do
Speaker 3: something this morning. I literally went back to sleep because
Speaker 3: we like we had a call. It wasn't that thrilled
Speaker 3: about the call, but I felt my body immediately be
Speaker 3: like fuck this day o'clock, like my baby Daddy didn't
Speaker 3: take Lood, we didn't bring her back.
Speaker 4: So I was just like, I can't get out of bed.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to force it, go back to sleep.
Speaker 3: And then I was just like I had to give
Speaker 3: myself a pep talk because A had to get out
Speaker 3: the fucking bed and do stuff. And then b I
Speaker 3: was just like it was very interesting to watch the
Speaker 3: energy kind of drop, and I was just like, well,
Speaker 3: this is this doesn't matter. I mean, you know, at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, we're still so very clear
Speaker 3: about where we're headed that like our affirmation said, it's
Speaker 3: one door closes, it's because it's supposed to.
Speaker 4: And so I'm just you know, trying to stay up.
Speaker 4: How was your day?
Speaker 2: My days started off great. I spent the weekend with
Speaker 2: a LoVa, and yeah, I was like I had like
Speaker 2: a pretty long parent baby free weekend or week weekend
Speaker 2: from the I don't know, from the Thursday till Monday,
Speaker 2: which literally never happens ever, and so it's like I
Speaker 2: got into this weird zone. Like to me, it always
Speaker 2: takes like about a day and a half to like
Speaker 2: decompress from motherhood and you're like, Okay, I don't have
Speaker 2: a kid, and you're like, oh shit, I don't and
Speaker 2: then you're like, wet, go do something. Let's go do
Speaker 2: some shit, and then like you do the ship and
Speaker 2: then you're like, oh wow, I have another day to
Speaker 2: like decompress again.
Speaker 1: So yeah, my this weekend, I went, excuse me, God,
Speaker 1: I keep.
Speaker 4: Sweet Jesus this.
Speaker 1: Week good thing.
Speaker 4: This is a four twenty friendly autie.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get We're gonna get bad reviews again about
Speaker 2: our eating on eating while we're podcasting. We don't really
Speaker 2: eat what we podcast. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: they're talking about. Was it that time that I was
Speaker 2: chewing with the chips that was like two years ago.
Speaker 3: I was the one time they're talking specifically about us
Speaker 3: we hate uh oh yeah.
Speaker 2: So I woke up and I just I felt great.
Speaker 2: I had that call which wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.
Speaker 2: And then I went back to my love and then
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm in love.
Speaker 2: And then he left and then then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, it's Monday. I have like to get my
Speaker 2: shit together, and so I've just been doing that all day.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, I've been like feeling weird.
Speaker 2: I was telling Jamila, I was like, I think I'm
Speaker 2: having like like a love withdrawal, Like like I'm having
Speaker 2: love withdrawal, Like I got like so much love and
Speaker 2: affection all weekend from someone that I care about, and
Speaker 2: like then it was gone, and then I was And
Speaker 2: then I got that we had that conversation earlier that
Speaker 2: didn't go like how I'd hoped, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm sad.
Speaker 4: Everything was sad.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, we have so much work
Speaker 3: to do this week. I'm like, this make's gonna be horrible,
Speaker 3: Like this make's gonna be hard. I'm like bitch relaxed. Literally,
Speaker 3: I was like, bitch, is only Monday morning.
Speaker 1: You've got it.
Speaker 3: You've got to try harder talking all the self care shit,
Speaker 3: I'm just melting.
Speaker 2: Like no, it's well, we're setting ourselves up for failure.
Speaker 2: And honestly, I'm we we have okay, So we have
Speaker 2: a Our show is coming up. Our show is on Saturday,
Speaker 2: which I am really excited about. I think it's gonna
Speaker 2: be dope. It's just like whenever we get ready for
Speaker 2: a show, there's like just a lot of anxiety. Like
Speaker 2: at least now we kind of have like somewhat of
Speaker 2: a team that can kind of help us, but even then,
Speaker 2: it just never feels like enough. And the Internet doesn't
Speaker 2: like me like technology, so I get nervous about that
Speaker 2: about like, you know, sending technology to technological gonna go wrong.
Speaker 4: Mercury is a metro great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I've just been like thinking about all those things.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be great.
Speaker 4: Everything is gonna be great.
Speaker 3: Well, the one good thing about what we do is
Speaker 3: we like hyperventilate and then it is always great.
Speaker 1: It is, It's always always fucking great. So I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm gonna stop today, I'm stopping. I'm stopping
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: It's my anxiety.
Speaker 1: Denouncing my anxiety. Fuck that.
Speaker 2: You should denounce your anxiety if you're driving right now
Speaker 2: or your kid is being fucking annoying in the backseat.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, denounced that ship, denounce that. Yeah, not today.
Speaker 4: I ain't got time this.
Speaker 1: Week, anxcitty.
Speaker 4: I got too much ship to do. I'm getting it
Speaker 4: all done.
Speaker 1: I'm reclaiming my time. No. Yeah, being a human is like,
Speaker 1: can you hold on you guys? It's her dad? Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on?
Speaker 2: Why did my baby daddy look kind of fine right now?
Speaker 1: What the fun was that up in my mouth? I
Speaker 1: need I'm here on the wrong show.
Speaker 4: Go back in there and come back.
Speaker 1: You're help.
Speaker 4: I don't know who, Get the funk out of here.
Speaker 4: Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 1: What are you get the.
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 1: Everyone, Let this be a testimony.
Speaker 3: Let this right here be a goddamn testimony that if
Speaker 3: you're having love with draws.
Speaker 4: You need to stay away from everybody ship. It will
Speaker 4: fuck up your your perception quickly.
Speaker 1: Can you see good? No? I don't know. That was
Speaker 1: I got flustered. It was weird. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Get this bitch some love. You need a It's okay,
Speaker 1: I love you. You trip it? Oh my god? What's it's?
Speaker 1: Your love? It's a love, Your love is love? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, who guys tell me this has happened to you? Helps?
Speaker 1: And help? Don't you hate when that happens? Now? Was weird?
Speaker 1: I was confusing. I was so confusing.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get it though a lot of times.
Speaker 3: I've seen that every daddy and I think he's attractive,
Speaker 3: and then I have to remind myself.
Speaker 1: He's a mean person. Oh yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4: Also, I realized also i've been money.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I did an epiphany this week. I was driving and
Speaker 4: Nigga must have drove by.
Speaker 3: Don't couldn't see this Nigga's face just all black man,
Speaker 3: And the way I looked over to the side to
Speaker 3: look in the other car made me check myself.
Speaker 4: I was like, bitch, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: But you were just like I was to see him.
Speaker 3: I was going to break my neck to see in
Speaker 3: that motherfucking car. I don't remember, because bitch, no one
Speaker 3: could see that far that quickly.
Speaker 1: And you know what it made me. I was so.
Speaker 3: Disappointed in myself that I said, oh no, this is
Speaker 3: not your fault.
Speaker 4: It's your hormones.
Speaker 1: It's your body, you know.
Speaker 4: It's not even being logical. I have a theory.
Speaker 3: It just came to me when I was acting crazy.
Speaker 3: When you're a woman of a certain age, your hormones
Speaker 3: are going crazy because it thinks you're in the period
Speaker 3: of making babies. So it's almost like primal. You're like,
Speaker 3: you know, you're just like your body is responding to
Speaker 3: the fact that you're supposed to be mating.
Speaker 1: Well, that makes perfect time.
Speaker 2: Actually, I said some crazy shit last night and didn't
Speaker 2: need to be set all out.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, you gotta be careful of this body.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 3: She she should be tripping, honestly, you know, you gotta
Speaker 3: be careful with the hormones, the primal, you know, the
Speaker 3: animalistic side.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm locking myself up for the next seven days.
Speaker 1: I'm going quarantine.
Speaker 2: I'm quarantining myself from all dick and all male interaction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe even female Okay, that's it.
Speaker 4: And it may even correlate. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's age or maybe it really
Speaker 3: correlates with our cycles.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's some sight like that your hormones are
Speaker 4: shifting a certain way.
Speaker 3: Because I think I am ovulating because certain times, because
Speaker 3: certain times I'll be cool off dick, and then other
Speaker 3: times I'll be like a fucking hyena.
Speaker 4: So it's not me, it's my hormones.
Speaker 1: And I start ovulating tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Who knows, you know, it doesn't. We need more research.
Speaker 4: But the point is just be careful out here. Your
Speaker 4: body will play tricks on you.
Speaker 1: It's you.
Speaker 4: Gotta use your logic. They're two different people. You gotta
Speaker 4: gotta integrate them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, because I'm a doctor, apparently everything you said,
Speaker 2: I'm like, she's right, Yes, hormones check woman of a
Speaker 2: certain age, check.
Speaker 3: Doctor Mila math. We here to talk about female reproduction hormones. Okay,
Speaker 3: I approved this message.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well I also because I was so I was on, wait,
Speaker 2: what is oh my god? Okay, yeah, because I literally
Speaker 2: was in the kitchen I was telling to Mela. I
Speaker 2: was like, I think I'm having love withdrawals, and she
Speaker 2: looked at me like, what the fuck are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, Like I just I've
Speaker 2: been in such a great space and like something just
Speaker 2: totally shifted. I don't know, like not totally, not totally
Speaker 2: shift that's very dramatic, but like something just felt different
Speaker 2: today and I was like, obviously I didn't get sid
Speaker 2: I got some news that wasn't great, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: bad either, Like it was good too, you know, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: So like.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, I just feel like I
Speaker 2: just got all this. My cup was like overflowing and
Speaker 2: I'm depleted. I'm depleted somehow it's been drained somehow. I
Speaker 2: don't know when it happened, but I was looking up
Speaker 2: some of the symptoms of withdrawal and in love addiction
Speaker 2: and in sects because apparently they're they go hand in hand.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna guess, and I don't know if I'm
Speaker 3: right about this. I have a feeling again, doctor Mela
Speaker 3: math on love and relationships. I have a feeling that
Speaker 3: women there are more women who have love addictions than men.
Speaker 1: More women.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would say that too, because innately are we
Speaker 3: want to nurture and to love and to feel that love,
Speaker 3: you know, because we're given Like the fucking fairy tale
Speaker 3: narrative from straight out the Kouchi.
Speaker 2: It doesn't really say which one has the most, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna probably say that is love a form of addiction?
Speaker 1: You may be addicted to love.
Speaker 2: Intense romance can often come with symptoms resembling addiction, euphoria, craving, dependence, withdrawal,
Speaker 2: and relapse. The brain scans have shown that it can
Speaker 2: be linked to drug addiction, like activity in the brain's
Speaker 2: reward centers.
Speaker 3: Damn yeah, So feeling love from someone else and like
Speaker 3: attention and companionship from someone else probably does affect the
Speaker 3: brain the same way that like any drug would.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, it says. Is love addiction a
Speaker 2: mental illness?
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, it probably is.
Speaker 2: Even though love addiction is not recognized by DSM five
Speaker 2: as a specific diagnosis, there is enough literature data to
Speaker 2: support its characterization as an end funded mental disorder.
Speaker 3: Well, that disorder is probably the lack of self love.
Speaker 2: Some of the symptoms are exhaustion, difficulty sleeping, We'll see
Speaker 2: how I sleep tonight, dreams of acting out behaviors okay,
Speaker 2: intense loneliness and distress forgetting the bad and remembering the good,
Speaker 2: obsessive thinking, depression, anxiety, denial.
Speaker 1: This just sounds like womanhood.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 4: Bites I am bitous.
Speaker 1: Normal.
Speaker 4: It couldn't be married. Couldn't we we'd be lovely together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe she tried different differently. I mean, I think that
Speaker 2: sounds pretty accurate. I don't know how to cope. It
Speaker 2: says how to cope, write a letter to your addiction
Speaker 2: outlining why you're leaving it behind. Dear love, list the
Speaker 2: destructive behaviors, the addiction has led you to do, how
Speaker 2: it has limited you, and what is motivating you to change.
Speaker 2: If your addiction involves other people, cut off all communication
Speaker 2: with them with a clear conversation about your commitment to recovery, Okay,
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound realistic. What like cut him off and
Speaker 2: tell him cut him off, but tell them why so
Speaker 2: that they can maybe hold you accountable.
Speaker 1: To like you said, you don't want to tell me
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I'm even guess that would work because someone told me
Speaker 2: I be like Nigga, I find with you no problem.
Speaker 1: Just told me that, No, you're addicted to love me.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 4: I have an addiction.
Speaker 3: I have a love addiction because I'm mad love me, Nigga.
Speaker 3: I just want to give a shout out to my
Speaker 3: open relationship boyfriend Orlando Roy Wow full name wow of
Speaker 3: a harder Sauce podcast, because today, ladies, it's my man's
Speaker 3: thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 4: He made thirty, so.
Speaker 3: I never really got to do like one of those
Speaker 3: radio song requests, and I love so much.
Speaker 1: That's what if you could, what would the song be?
Speaker 4: Damn it, that's so good. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can't think of it right now. I'm on the spot,
Speaker 3: but I just want to be like how Lando Roy
Speaker 3: is me from the valley.
Speaker 4: I just want to say, I love you. Happy birthday, baby.
Speaker 3: Those since you walked into my life, nothing's being the same, honestly,
Speaker 3: for real.
Speaker 4: Have ever heard them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love them.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Orlando, Happy birthday. Welcome to your thirties, thirty thirty,
Speaker 2: Welcome to your thirties. It's better from here, baby, this
Speaker 2: gets better. Love, addiction, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what made me think of him, because I
Speaker 3: feel like loving Orlando and our open bondship, I feel
Speaker 3: like it's definitely it's such a healthy love and I'm
Speaker 3: never going to forget it. I'm never I'm gonna always
Speaker 3: hold the standard because I don't have to be anybody
Speaker 3: different than just who the fuck I am. I don't
Speaker 3: have to lie about shit like it's a very beautiful
Speaker 3: place to be, and it's very much works against my
Speaker 3: love addiction, because I think that everybody has had a
Speaker 3: little bit of love addiction. You know, being addicted to
Speaker 3: a toxic relationship is love addiction. You are loving the
Speaker 3: like the idea of the love more than your loving
Speaker 3: yourself when it is toxic, and you refuse to walk away.
Speaker 3: And I think with moms we do that, especially because
Speaker 3: we don't want to leave our baby daddies because.
Speaker 4: We have some love addiction.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: So shout out to my boo.
Speaker 3: He's thirty today and together we are embarking on a
Speaker 3: non love addiction.
Speaker 4: Real love. Healthy love prevents love addictions.
Speaker 2: And also like speaking so as my love, that was
Speaker 2: my lover all weekend, unhealthy love, because I feel.
Speaker 3: Like I'm happy with draw No, no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: just kidding. Well, I think what it really says is
Speaker 3: one thing, it's healthy. Like sometimes you missing it is
Speaker 3: that's fine, especially when you've been with.
Speaker 4: Them for five days.
Speaker 3: But what I think it is is like even for us,
Speaker 3: even like in the thoughts about this meeting not going
Speaker 3: exactly like we wanted to, you know, it's just about
Speaker 3: like the Buddha.
Speaker 4: The Buddha like lifestyles that like shit is going to happen.
Speaker 1: That's what guaranteed.
Speaker 3: That's guaranteed, and like relationships will come and go, things
Speaker 3: will change in relationships. Sometimes it is not going to
Speaker 3: make you that excited. It's just that you're with them
Speaker 3: for five days straight and it was like a treat.
Speaker 3: But you even even that same very healthy love, you
Speaker 3: could move in with the motherfucker and you'll get bored
Speaker 3: or you'll get like it won't be as high high high.
Speaker 4: Everything's not going to be these highs.
Speaker 3: But it's in maintaining like it's in maintaining a like
Speaker 3: high in your in the fluidity of the ups and
Speaker 3: the downs, you know what i mean, Like, because I'm
Speaker 3: sure you guys hear us of the podcast week to
Speaker 3: weeks sounding crazy, like I'm so I'm working out every day,
Speaker 3: I'm working up at six am, I'm manifesting everything perfect.
Speaker 3: You're like, okay, bitch, and then next week we're like,
Speaker 3: I'm on edge, nobody loves me.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is my testimony, open diary, bitch.
Speaker 4: Oh bit fucking diary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's true, it's true, and I'm fine,
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I just I think.
Speaker 2: I think that I I'm really have gotten really good
Speaker 2: at setting boundaries. However, there's certain things that I know
Speaker 2: I notice in myself that like still exists that I
Speaker 2: need to work on, which is like obsessiveness, obsessiveness like
Speaker 2: I can become you sual that psycho laugh That was.
Speaker 1: That was race between that and my wheezing, because I.
Speaker 3: Bitch is the joker. Who are you channeling your fucking
Speaker 3: Gemini mash?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I really am falling apart.
Speaker 2: I thought my baby daddy was fine for a sec. Wow,
Speaker 2: I think that, Uh yeah, there's an obsessiveness I have.
Speaker 2: I think with men, like with the people that I
Speaker 2: love in general, like males, males that I love, whether
Speaker 2: it's daddy issues or.
Speaker 4: Just what do you mean an obsessiveness like when.
Speaker 2: I really love when I love you, like I will
Speaker 2: think about you all day and also just well I
Speaker 2: don't really been thinking about him all day.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess it's like, well, it's fun, it's fun to fantasize.
Speaker 4: It's like high school girl, schoolgirl.
Speaker 2: Like I guess they start like building frameworks of expectation
Speaker 2: and like I don't want that, like I really truly
Speaker 2: don't want that, but I start feeling like this this
Speaker 2: is I'm like, okay, chill. Like even when I what
Speaker 2: I said to him in the bed.
Speaker 1: The other night, like today, what I told you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you told me that, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh intense for me.
Speaker 2: It's like me, I was like, I'm setting a boundary,
Speaker 2: but also I'm being crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know if that's the boundary. That's
Speaker 1: a timeframe bit like an expectation in the.
Speaker 3: Next five to six months, approximately on July first, actually
Speaker 3: revisit this conversation, and.
Speaker 1: If these things haven't happened, then I'm out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that just said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I do feel like.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but I
Speaker 2: feel like there's got to be sometimes in spaces and
Speaker 2: places where people know like, Okay, I got to figure
Speaker 2: this out, you know, let me figure this out too.
Speaker 2: Let me not just like live in La la land
Speaker 2: and La La space and think that this is how
Speaker 2: it's going to be forever and but.
Speaker 3: So so yeah, so what do you when you say
Speaker 3: this is how it's going to be forever? What if
Speaker 3: you're in a good space with him right now, what
Speaker 3: would be wrong staying in this space.
Speaker 1: I need commitment, Okay, that's just yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want that, but I know that,
Speaker 2: Like you don't know if you want that, but you
Speaker 2: need commitment.
Speaker 1: Well, it just what the fun that is gonna make
Speaker 1: any sense?
Speaker 2: I guess it's like we've been down this road for
Speaker 2: a long time, and I just feel like I don't
Speaker 2: want to waste time any more time if it's not
Speaker 2: gonna if we're both not gonna at some point get
Speaker 2: on the same page, because I'm taking up a lot
Speaker 2: of space energetically for this person because we have a
Speaker 2: history and like I love him, I really truly love him,
Speaker 2: you know, And but I also know I don't want
Speaker 2: to be in a relationship right now. But I feel
Speaker 2: like I also don't want to take up I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's crazy because then there's this other
Speaker 2: part of me was like, we'll just go with it
Speaker 2: and it's fine, like either way, you're loved and you
Speaker 2: feel loved and he's giving you.
Speaker 1: But then there's the.
Speaker 2: Other part of me that I don't know, maybe that's
Speaker 2: in anxiety me and it's telling me like, no, you
Speaker 2: gotta figure the sh out bitch, like you're not gonna
Speaker 2: do this forever, Like what if you're missing out on
Speaker 2: like another epic love because you're over here wasting your
Speaker 2: space and energy with someone that like you're.
Speaker 4: Not You're not.
Speaker 1: This isn't gonna work out, you know. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just it's the battle of like being like.
Speaker 2: An overthinker and then being a woman overthinker, flowy, chill woman, like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm flowy, but I'm an overthinker.
Speaker 3: It's like a part of even I feel you because
Speaker 3: I think that's kind of what we do, you know,
Speaker 3: like we want to know because ultimately it feels like
Speaker 3: if I don't know, but the.
Speaker 2: Thing is like I don't want to know, but and
Speaker 2: then I feel like by then I will want to
Speaker 2: So like I.
Speaker 4: Think, if we don't know, and then what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Like what if I'm not with anyone? Because I'm just
Speaker 3: so flowy for the rest of my life. That's what
Speaker 3: That's what it is. That's what it is. I'm so
Speaker 3: flowy that what if I flow so hard?
Speaker 1: I'm like I wake up one.
Speaker 4: Day like fuck, I shouldn't have flown so hard.
Speaker 3: I should have settled down because even with Orlando, you know,
Speaker 3: like that has come up because that's what bitches do,
Speaker 3: that's what I do. I'm like, I'll let go back
Speaker 3: and forth in my mind, like he's too young, he
Speaker 3: can't be nobody step daddy.
Speaker 4: He lived far, you know, like we're.
Speaker 3: Like besties, I mean, or like try to like make
Speaker 3: it logical in my head. But I'm like, bitch, I
Speaker 3: don't I don't want a relationship right now, and I
Speaker 3: don't want to limit my relationship like how it grows
Speaker 3: or what it looks like with him thinking that there's
Speaker 3: some destination because we've discussed, like he could have a.
Speaker 4: Full on like get a girlfriend and.
Speaker 3: Have an augous relationship and I'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I love her for you. I love that, like I
Speaker 3: want to meet her, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: I've gone through that too, like and I don't know.
Speaker 4: It is hard.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Being a woman is like tomorrow and might listen to
Speaker 2: this and be like, actually, I don't feel that way anymore.
Speaker 1: That was crazy and actually, why did you say that
Speaker 1: to him? No, wonder he's not calling you back, bitch. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like.
Speaker 2: I mean that's and there's obviously like there is a
Speaker 2: hesitation because.
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to be his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a girlfriend to anyone right now.
Speaker 2: But also like there's this weird there's all this also
Speaker 2: like this feeling, and lately I've been feeling it more
Speaker 2: of like urgency, Like I don't ever feel that way,
Speaker 2: but lately I've been having like brief moments, not an
Speaker 2: overall feeling, but like moments of like do I got to.
Speaker 1: Figure the shot out?
Speaker 3: Soon?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Am I supposed?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 2: Like two people I know this week I saw posts
Speaker 2: freezing their eggs and they're younger than men.
Speaker 4: Lie, they were.
Speaker 1: Like documenting their they're documenting their egg freezing. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, is
Speaker 1: this something I have to consider? Can you start thinking
Speaker 1: about this? But I want to waste my time with
Speaker 1: this nigga? Do I should? I like just be open,
Speaker 1: real real open, so then anything can flow.
Speaker 3: In Like well, well, it's just like anxiety that there's
Speaker 3: not enough time, that like you're gonna blank and something's
Speaker 3: gonna be gone.
Speaker 2: Well, because it does go that way, it feels like
Speaker 2: it's I feel like there's moments in time where I'm like,
Speaker 2: how the fuck am I here right now?
Speaker 1: Like that that she went by the fact, right, I
Speaker 1: mean even iris she's.
Speaker 2: Like a walking time stamp, Like I look at her
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh shit, Like, how the fuck
Speaker 2: did we get from here to now?
Speaker 1: You're like a thirteen year old with fucking corn.
Speaker 2: Row braids, like rolling around here with fucking curly ends
Speaker 2: and shit Like I'm like you were just like had
Speaker 2: one curl and no teeth, right, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess this week, I'm just feeling like I feel
Speaker 2: like my feeling like my age. I'm feeling like there's
Speaker 2: a part of me that's becoming insecure about my age.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it's other people's insecurities, but
Speaker 2: because there are people around me that like say weird shit,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm and now I'm like, am I right?
Speaker 1: You know? Overall I don't feel that way.
Speaker 2: But these gray baby hairs are not helping anybody's fucking
Speaker 2: feelings without age, and neither are these fucking reminders on
Speaker 2: my phone that nobody asked to have photos, Like with
Speaker 2: these photos that they just open up my phone, It's
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 1: Triggering ass photo on my phone.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why this is that? Facebook, bitch?
Speaker 1: I remember when you were.
Speaker 2: Like sixteen and you know, didn't have any fat missing from.
Speaker 1: Under your eye.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah I do now, Thanks thanks a lot.
Speaker 3: So anyway, welcome to our inner psychoe thoughts. I'm young,
Speaker 3: No I'm not. I'm old for sure. It's don't have
Speaker 3: any more babies. I want a boyfriend? No I don't,
Speaker 3: Yes I do. I'll give you six months. I've in
Speaker 3: an open relationship, not anymore, psycho.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you guys have to come to our live show.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be so it's actually, it's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. We are gonna have a few special
Speaker 2: guests we're gonna have.
Speaker 1: Should we tell them? Are we going to tell them?
Speaker 1: Should we tell the people who our guests are?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, We're having sexual essentials as a guest, which
Speaker 2: I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: You guys. We took her dick writing and wait, dick.
Speaker 4: Writing Escorting a masturbation writing in class.
Speaker 1: We took a two day course.
Speaker 3: We did a two day course and I'm here as
Speaker 3: a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I'm here to a testimony.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a motherfucking review sexual essential essentials.
Speaker 4: That's what happens after you take a class's sensuals Isn't that? Okay?
Speaker 3: She could teach you anything you want to know. She's
Speaker 3: a master at her fucking craft, A master, I tell.
Speaker 1: You, the fucking beautiful goddess master.
Speaker 2: We went to her deep throating and mass weight what
Speaker 2: was it, masturbation and scorting class that was day one,
Speaker 2: which it was so amazing to see, like there were
Speaker 2: like two hundred women in that room, all there to
Speaker 2: learn about their self pleasure, and like a lot of
Speaker 2: cameras were on and know we were there not masters,
Speaker 2: because I know when I interviewed her when she came
Speaker 2: on the podcast, I was like, so, what do y'all
Speaker 2: do any.
Speaker 1: Of these classes a camera? Like what's going on? No?
Speaker 3: No, wait, because we were at our friend's house to
Speaker 3: take the mass station and squirting class, and so I
Speaker 3: was telling her, I'm like, fuck, at six, we have
Speaker 3: to take a masurin a scoring class.
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, but you could have to go in
Speaker 4: the room. I'm like okay, whatever.
Speaker 3: And then later it dawned on me that she's really
Speaker 3: First of all, what are our.
Speaker 4: Best friend in the world, shout out to Nisha. She
Speaker 4: was gonna let us go in her.
Speaker 3: Bedroom and squirrel masturbated squirt all over the room for
Speaker 3: the sake of the class, which only.
Speaker 1: Your bestest friends will be.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, you can do it, but just not
Speaker 2: right here, not in a living room.
Speaker 3: So so the answer is no, everyone's not open legs
Speaker 3: masturbating on camera.
Speaker 1: But but you.
Speaker 2: Are getting like, like, it's it's I don't want to
Speaker 2: give away too much.
Speaker 1: It's just great. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: She's a great teacher, so informative, entertaining as fuck.
Speaker 1: First of all, hilarious.
Speaker 2: And then we went to the dick writing and dig
Speaker 2: deep throating class and that was if you saw our
Speaker 2: Patreon where we took a deep throating class from Sex Essentials.
Speaker 2: This one is like on crack Okay, this one is
Speaker 2: like highly extensive. I learned a lot and I've put
Speaker 2: it to you and let me tell you, I'm here
Speaker 2: to say the ship fucking works.
Speaker 1: The ship. You thought you were good at second dick,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not. You're trash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, you're trash.
Speaker 2: You're on the low spectrum of just okay.
Speaker 6: Mediocre at best of four two point eight. Oh oh
Speaker 6: my god.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she's gonna be on the she's coming, she's
Speaker 2: coming to the show, and I can't wait to have her.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have her on.
Speaker 2: And then we're having Bruna, who is going to be
Speaker 2: doing a reading, which if you guys came to our
Speaker 2: Manifestation event, you know Bruna, and you definitely remember her
Speaker 2: reading because it was spot on. It was people were crying,
Speaker 2: it was crazy, it.
Speaker 3: Was yeah, she was She's on her ship, she's on
Speaker 3: this she's with the And we're also be joined by
Speaker 3: Jessica Rose, who I hope you guys saw our fucking
Speaker 3: music video appearance because we're video hos now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you guys, we are full fledged. I am
Speaker 2: Melissa Ford. Yeah, I'm Melissa Ford.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: In the early two thousand, what's another one?
Speaker 1: Who are you gotta be another name?
Speaker 2: There was a Gloria, Oh, Gloria from the Big Pimp
Speaker 2: video or the Body was here the Buffy the Body, Buffy.
Speaker 1: I think you're Buffy the Body because you're the big
Speaker 1: body Bens. Duh.
Speaker 3: Yep, so we lived out all of our dreams, even
Speaker 3: wore my cutoff booty shorts.
Speaker 2: She did the remix of Doja Cat and Sweedy song
Speaker 2: best Friend, which has been my shit.
Speaker 1: I told I swear to God like I manifested this ship.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me I didn't because I've been telling
Speaker 2: Jamila for like four weeks. But I want to make TikTok,
Speaker 2: which I still think we're best friend. I was we
Speaker 2: have to do it, and every time we we get
Speaker 2: to around to doing it, it's late and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not.
Speaker 1: Going to make a best friend TikTok. Eleven pm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dinner first.
Speaker 2: So Jessica asked us if she could write a song,
Speaker 2: you know, inspired by that.
Speaker 4: No, she just wrote it. She didn't even tell me.
Speaker 1: She told me.
Speaker 2: She was like she wouldn't wanting to do it, but
Speaker 2: then she was like, I'm gonna do it with this song.
Speaker 2: I was like, shut the fuck up, You're not doing
Speaker 2: it with this song. But it's bomb. It's hilarious. Shout
Speaker 2: out to Sebastian and Resa who helped us because you
Speaker 2: would have been there to character everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Oh wait, do we want to read a
Speaker 2: horry real quick.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do you have it? I want?
Speaker 1: This one is a good one.
Speaker 3: Oh who so oh speaking of horries, can you guys
Speaker 3: please submit your hories top notch horries.
Speaker 1: For the show.
Speaker 2: We need to read them from anonymous hories for the show.
Speaker 1: Come on, bring your best, bring your.
Speaker 2: Best, because I don't try to play us with.
Speaker 3: Like oh and then I know, honestly make us feel
Speaker 3: like we're the biggest hoes in the internet, and that
Speaker 3: can't be true.
Speaker 4: No, send them in. It's anonymous.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 2: Hey, so, back in my day, I had a lot
Speaker 2: of horries, but selective memory has has had it with
Speaker 2: only one. Okay, anyways, a few years wait, you guys,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I stop smoking weed anyway'd actually, anyways, a
Speaker 2: few years back before my hobbies, by hobby, I used
Speaker 2: to fuck this Nigerian guy.
Speaker 1: This is actually an important detail.
Speaker 4: Okay Nigerian Okay, what are you doing looking for this?
Speaker 3: Later?
Speaker 2: Anyway, he was an international playboy, so it was nothing serious,
Speaker 2: but whenever he was in town, we would do our thing.
Speaker 1: We got out, We went out to.
Speaker 2: A lavish restaurant and then back to a nice hotel
Speaker 2: where he would give me gifts or money for school books,
Speaker 2: laptop or.
Speaker 1: Whatever I needed.
Speaker 2: Damning also some bombastic oh ps.
Speaker 1: Anyway, one day he came through.
Speaker 2: He came through and we were fucking, and he was
Speaker 2: about to come, so I started sucking his dick.
Speaker 1: Tell me why.
Speaker 2: All I felt was a faucet of what I thought
Speaker 2: was pissed. The amount of liquid came out of his dick,
Speaker 2: had my mouth full, puff out cheeks, and it all
Speaker 2: kept going.
Speaker 1: I was pissed.
Speaker 2: I cursed him out, like did you just fucking piss
Speaker 2: in my mouth? I was livid, and I'm a bitch
Speaker 2: when I'm mad. He was like, I guess I'm the
Speaker 2: only African man you've ever been with. He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: we African men can come like that. Oh we oh
Speaker 2: he said, Oh, we African men can come like that
Speaker 2: when it's really good. So what you got out of
Speaker 2: it is that was the male version of squirting, the
Speaker 2: male version of squirting. I still didn't believe his ass.
Speaker 2: I was like, nah, you pissed in my mouth. Left
Speaker 2: and never spoke to him again. So a few days
Speaker 2: later I spoke to my friend male black guy. I
Speaker 2: was still mad, but then he was like, wow, I
Speaker 2: thought that was only something that happened in Porno's so
Speaker 2: apparently this is something that happens with African men. All
Speaker 2: I can say is that it didn't taste like pissed
Speaker 2: though I've never tasted it before, so.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I never heard anyone else talk about this happening to them.
Speaker 2: Till this day, I still don't know what that was.
Speaker 2: That I can say. The amount of liquor that came
Speaker 2: out of Batman's dick was something I ain't never seen before.
Speaker 3: African men right into the show, let us know, women
Speaker 3: with African men right into the show, let us know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if there's any women that have African men as
Speaker 2: husbands or partners or former lovers who have had a
Speaker 2: faucet full of liquid in their mouth, male squirt, let
Speaker 2: us know.
Speaker 1: Let us know.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, let's good.
Speaker 3: To know just in case, I mean, any African men,
Speaker 3: and I won't be up.
Speaker 1: I like African men.
Speaker 2: I've never experienced this from an African man. Interesting last thing, guys,
Speaker 2: if you are on our Patreon, you guys are up
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