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Speaker 1: There's gonna be a lot of stupid stuff in this show. Matter.
Speaker 3: This is the stupidest show of the year.
Speaker 1: It really is every other show. It's a breaking down
Speaker 1: players and games and everything else and fantasy you know stats,
Speaker 1: It's all not this one. Nope, this is our once
Speaker 1: a year super Bowl enhancer show.
Speaker 3: What can make your Super Bowl better?
Speaker 1: Yes, hopefully we can.
Speaker 3: I think Old Red Reserve which I'm looking at and
Speaker 3: charge your your new whiskey. I'm very excited to try it.
Speaker 3: How does it aged six years if it just came out?
Speaker 3: Did you guys come up with us six years ago?
Speaker 1: No, we did not, and thank you for asking. If
Speaker 1: you're in the Mini and the Minnesota area, you can
Speaker 1: pick up Old Red Reserve bourbon. So the people at
Speaker 1: Gray Duck Vodka, Jackway and Chad Greenway, they were interested
Speaker 1: in doing a one off bottling of whiskey and they'll
Speaker 1: you know, putting it through their distribution network for Gray Duck.
Speaker 1: But they don't know anything about whiskey. Most of the
Speaker 1: most of the executives don't drink it, they know anything
Speaker 1: about it. So they came to me and they said,
Speaker 1: all right, charge, will you help us pick a whiskey
Speaker 1: because there are whiskey distillers out there that are just
Speaker 1: white label stillers they know. They just went, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly like that, yep, And they said, we'll give you.
Speaker 1: They brought in like twenty samples of whiskey. You had
Speaker 1: a whiskey weekend, I really did. I got to play
Speaker 1: real life Whiskey Weekend, which is coming up by the way,
Speaker 1: and we had I have a great time going through
Speaker 1: and I found two out of the twenty that I
Speaker 1: really liked. Okay, So then it came down to affordability.
Speaker 1: You know, how much they would cost, how much, how
Speaker 1: many barrels they had to buy, blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: we ended up picking this one. It's from Kentucky. It's
Speaker 1: six years aged, ok and it's delicious.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic. Yeah, what's your closest comp to it? Do
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 1: Oh I should? I should pour you some right now.
Speaker 1: I think the closest comp is Old Forester, okay, and
Speaker 1: the nineteen twenty, which I like a lot, by the way,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that would probably be my closest comp.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, this is gonna be all the stupid stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah in this episode, this was already a stupid episode,
Speaker 1: and now we're cracking that. We're cracking a whiskey. See,
Speaker 1: this is the beauty of not being on the air either.
Speaker 1: This is not an FCC violation, right, absolutely, this is
Speaker 1: we get to do whatever we want. And I love
Speaker 1: that part of it.
Speaker 3: Live from churches kitchen.
Speaker 1: It's us. I was having some whiskey, but we're also
Speaker 1: here for the show. And by the way, whiskey's part
Speaker 1: of all of my Super Bowl parties of absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh do you do you tend to do like a
Speaker 3: a cocktail or anything like that for your Super Bowl
Speaker 3: party where like you you have one set up or
Speaker 3: like an old fashioned bar or something like that.
Speaker 1: You will not be surprised to hear it that I
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, I put out four unmarked bottles of whiskey.
Speaker 1: Are like I will pour four different, four different partial
Speaker 1: bottles of whiskey into an unmarked bottles okay, and then
Speaker 1: we do a taste off, a blind taste off.
Speaker 3: I like that you have unmarked bottles, I do.
Speaker 1: I do, I've unmarked blank bottles. So then I'll pour
Speaker 1: like you know what ends up being like a third
Speaker 1: of a bottle of whiskey. Then we do four of
Speaker 1: those and we have people grade them. Okay, and you
Speaker 1: got to pick a number one and number two and
Speaker 1: number three and at four and then we see who won,
Speaker 1: and then we do a reveal at the end of
Speaker 1: the at the end of the party. So yeah, that
Speaker 1: is kind of fun. So there's that. Oh I should
Speaker 1: try to get a sound in this. I don't know
Speaker 1: if people the glug glug of that. Do you want
Speaker 1: ice in yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I'll throw a rock or two in there.
Speaker 1: Great, uh yeah, so I do that. That's the booze
Speaker 1: related thing that I do for the one of the
Speaker 1: party that we host, how about you.
Speaker 3: I haven't done a cocktail yet, but I'm kind of
Speaker 3: thinking about it for this year super Bowl party. Just
Speaker 3: specifically have one that's kind of set and people can
Speaker 3: make at the bar and do that together.
Speaker 1: So I like sound of that. Yeah, I think whiskey
Speaker 1: makes most gatherings better.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people would agree with you.
Speaker 1: For food, I ask everybody to bring something. Yes, I
Speaker 1: do too, It doesn't I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: like the word potluck though. Potluck sounds like what old
Speaker 1: people do. Like we're having, you know, we're doing a
Speaker 1: bingo pot luck in a community center.
Speaker 3: Do you like it? Yeah? I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: I always say a football snack.
Speaker 1: To share football snack? What constitutes of football?
Speaker 3: Well, it could be an appetizer or some people bring
Speaker 3: chicken wings, pizza like that kind of stuff, like things
Speaker 3: that you would munch on during a football game. Okay,
Speaker 3: that kind of all right.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be in the shape of a football.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that would limit to everything, well, hard
Speaker 3: boiled eggs.
Speaker 1: My college girlfriend, who I'm still I'm still good, very
Speaker 1: good friends with. She every year brings a football dip
Speaker 1: in the shape of a football. She uses cheese across
Speaker 1: the top as the laces of the football cass.
Speaker 3: All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1: I make chili. That's my signature thing. I've had your
Speaker 1: chili before. You do a great job, Thank you very much. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's spicy. Yes, my feeling is if you're doing chili,
Speaker 1: just go for it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you know, I think on a scale one
Speaker 1: to ten, i'd say it's a seven and a half
Speaker 1: on the spicy level.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if it's a seven and a half in Minnesota,
Speaker 3: it's probably it's.
Speaker 1: Somewhere else like that could be that could be true.
Speaker 1: The other key thing for the Super Bowl party, you
Speaker 1: just you have to have at least two t's.
Speaker 3: Going mm hmm, yeah, definitely right.
Speaker 1: So it's for the people who the serious football watchers
Speaker 1: who want to follow every play. They want to hear
Speaker 1: Kevin Burkhardt and not Tom Brady, mostly Kevin Burkhart. How
Speaker 1: do you really feel it's not good? He has room
Speaker 1: to get better.
Speaker 3: I don't think he comes back.
Speaker 1: Really, you think there's gonna be one and done.
Speaker 3: I think he's gonna be one and done, and I
Speaker 3: think he's gonna go do the Raiders thing.
Speaker 1: Isn't he like making like twenty million a year?
Speaker 3: He doesn't need the money. Well that's all the people
Speaker 3: who need the money, He doesn't need them.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know the terms. We don't know the
Speaker 1: terms of his divorce. And remember Giselle made a lot
Speaker 1: more money than he did, so maybe he made money. Well,
Speaker 1: that could be. That could be. The TV closest to
Speaker 1: the kitchen is the casual TV.
Speaker 3: Yeah, volume lower volume, that's right, yeap volume lower.
Speaker 1: Just if you're going to be in that with that TV. Understand,
Speaker 1: people are gonna be chatting. They're not gonna be always
Speaker 1: looking at the game. Part of the party it is,
Speaker 1: and that's fine for people like me and I think
Speaker 1: you probably you. I care about the game and I
Speaker 1: want to actually see what's going on. I want to
Speaker 1: follow what I want to follow the game, yep, and
Speaker 1: play some games. We didn't mention this, we should have already.
Speaker 1: We're going to give you some game ideas over the
Speaker 1: course of this show that you can play to make
Speaker 1: Super Bowl party.
Speaker 3: Enhancers, including my game, which we featured on the show
Speaker 3: many times over. Yes, we have here.
Speaker 1: This is Matt Harrison's Super Bowl prop game. You can
Speaker 1: forget your version of it. And it's got how many
Speaker 1: questions thirty four thirty four different questions that have some
Speaker 1: of them are yes no, but most of them are
Speaker 1: multi multiple choice and you earn points based on how
Speaker 1: many you get right. And this is your prop game,
Speaker 1: is not it's not super intensive. This is for a
Speaker 1: very casual No.
Speaker 3: I really built it to be a game that is
Speaker 3: approachable for everybody else the party. The person who is
Speaker 3: showing up in a hardcore fantasy player, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: The person who brought their girlfriend and she hasn't watched
Speaker 3: a football game all year, but she knows that Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift is in the box and that's about it, right,
Speaker 3: She's going to enjoy this too.
Speaker 1: At some point, I want to ask you about this
Speaker 1: whole Kendrick Lamar thing. This is this It's going to
Speaker 1: be my whitest segment of.
Speaker 3: I don't know much either. I should have brought my daughter, right, I.
Speaker 1: Know, I know a little bit, but not a lot.
Speaker 1: But it's in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I got to include the halftime show,
Speaker 3: and I mean that's part of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I do like that. We cannot well, we'll
Speaker 1: save some of the questions that I that are some
Speaker 1: of my favorites for for a little later down the road.
Speaker 1: On your Super Bowl prop game bet, but people can
Speaker 1: follow you on Twitter and Blue Sky at Explosive Output.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: You've also got an Etsy page for where people can
Speaker 1: get your Super Bowl prop bet sheet.
Speaker 3: Yep, you can purchase it pinned posts in both my
Speaker 3: Blue Sky and Twitter right now. So that's the link
Speaker 3: to get there.
Speaker 1: Super fun, super easy. Somebody's already done on the legwork
Speaker 1: for you. It makes it makes it easy.
Speaker 3: I mean, anybody could build a game like this, it's
Speaker 3: just there's there's a lot more work because they do
Speaker 3: it than you think. If you want to sit down
Speaker 3: for six or seven hours and just you know, curate
Speaker 3: all the stuff, you could. But I did it for you,
Speaker 3: and give me a few bucks for it.
Speaker 1: I asked my Twitter followers. Other than Squares yep, which
Speaker 1: is not a very fun game to me because it's
Speaker 1: all lock.
Speaker 3: I feel like Squares not only do you need you
Speaker 3: need a lot of money to play, you also need
Speaker 3: a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You do want a lot.
Speaker 3: I have a big party in order to play, or
Speaker 3: you have to start farming squares out now if you might.
Speaker 1: You're right about that. That is one of the limitters
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 3: You got it. You have one hundred contestants that you need.
Speaker 1: Well, but people couldn't buy more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy more than one, right.
Speaker 1: And they'd almost have to. I'm trying to the biggest
Speaker 1: Super Bowl party I've ever thrown. I bet we've had
Speaker 1: forty forty ish people, Okay, and that's a lot. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of house. Yeah, and I but even that
Speaker 1: isn't obviously not one per person, one square per person.
Speaker 1: My friend Greg at Better Edge has this take on squares.
Speaker 1: Instead of just like randomizing the numbers and you know,
Speaker 1: you go buy a screen and you find out later
Speaker 1: that you got five and six, right, Instead of that,
Speaker 1: you do the numbers across the top and the numbers
Speaker 1: down the left side for the home and away team.
Speaker 1: You do that zero through nine, zero through nine. Then
Speaker 1: you auction each one of the squares. Yeah, which is
Speaker 1: kind of a fun idea, right, because it's interesting, seven,
Speaker 1: zero and three are really valuable numbers. So if you
Speaker 1: can get the cross section of seven and zero, that's
Speaker 1: worth more to you to auction, absolutely than say two,
Speaker 1: five or one, which are the least common football numbers.
Speaker 3: I think nine and eight are in there too.
Speaker 1: They probably are in there as well. But somebody I
Speaker 1: happened to somebody today's one of the people I follow
Speaker 1: on Twitter, happened to post the odds of every Super
Speaker 1: Bowl square, mathematical odds of each one hitting A.
Speaker 3: Few years ago, Brandon Maleski and I from kfe An
Speaker 3: We went down the road of trying to build a
Speaker 3: squares game in which you could see the entire game
Speaker 3: and you could put in on whatever square you wanted,
Speaker 3: but anybody else could also put in on that square,
Speaker 3: so it was essentially shares, and then you had to
Speaker 3: split the pot. However many ways the shares went. So
Speaker 3: you could take five and nine and be the only
Speaker 3: one on that square sitting all alone, but you could
Speaker 3: take seven and seven and there might be forty people
Speaker 3: on there, and then you're splitting the pot forty ways.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's really cool. So I kind of like that
Speaker 1: shared that way. Yeah, yep, that's fun. This is from
Speaker 1: ramon Scott on Twitter, or it's Scott Ramone. I can't
Speaker 1: always tell. I mean Scott, it could be either way. First,
Speaker 1: you figure out roughly how many commercials will be run
Speaker 1: during the broadcast. You might even know because this is
Speaker 1: the sort of thing you know with your prop sheet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've watched most of them already.
Speaker 1: I bet I bet you have, which takes a little
Speaker 1: the fun out of it for some people.
Speaker 3: It does. But when I do the prop back game
Speaker 3: and I'm like, live tweeting the Axisions stuff. Yes, it's
Speaker 3: it's kind of stressful commercials for me. I often everybody's
Speaker 3: cheering at my party. Oh yeah, it's Eminem's on there,
Speaker 3: and then I forgot I miss everything that's said in
Speaker 3: the commercial. So I'm watching them ahead of time. No
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 1: Let's say there's thirty commercials that are going to run. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you just want to play with the first thirty commercials,
Speaker 1: Sure you get everybody gets a slip of paper with
Speaker 1: one through thirty. Then when the a commercial concludes, somebody
Speaker 1: goes by with like a hat and everybody puts in
Speaker 1: one of their numbers to indicate how much they liked
Speaker 1: that commercial. I loved it. It's a twenty eight, And
Speaker 1: they throw the twenty eight in the hat and then gosh,
Speaker 1: that's then everybody. Then you total them all up and
Speaker 1: you get your winning commercials.
Speaker 3: It seems like somebody is doing accounting during the super
Speaker 3: Bowl at this point, And while that sounds fun, you
Speaker 3: don't want to mean that there's one guy who can't
Speaker 3: watch the game anymore. That is true.
Speaker 1: That is true, all right. This is from Matthew Carilla
Speaker 1: on x I chose a really good whiskey. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is it's delicious.
Speaker 3: It's it's got like a subtle sweetness to it. It's
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 1: I think it is very good. It's it's calmely, it's
Speaker 1: it is sweet. It's got a little rye to it.
Speaker 1: But it's not a rye yeah by any means, but
Speaker 1: I think there's some rye in it.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Matthew Carilla on X he purchases betting slips for all
Speaker 1: his attendees and then when you show up, you get
Speaker 1: to pull a betting slip out of the hat.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Get yeah, you know, like ten dollar bets or whatever.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. I don't think he drives himself broke on this.
Speaker 3: But obviously a way easy your thing to do if
Speaker 3: you live in illegal betting state paper sports book slips
Speaker 3: that you can go get.
Speaker 1: That's right, And it kind of only works that way,
Speaker 1: And he encourages people to trade betting slips, which I
Speaker 1: think is smart.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, like the one you got find
Speaker 1: somebody who wants that that bet. Yeah yeah. Brian Ericson
Speaker 1: on X he plays an MVP game. Everybody that wants
Speaker 1: to participate throws five dollars into a hat. You draw
Speaker 1: a player name out of I guess a different hat.
Speaker 1: You draw a player name hats multiple hats, draw a
Speaker 1: player name out, and if that player wins MVP, you win.
Speaker 1: But to add a little more like realism to it,
Speaker 1: key players, there's just one name on the slip, Patrick
Speaker 1: Mahomes or Jalen Hurts or Saquon Barkley. But for second
Speaker 1: tier players you get two or three players on your slip.
Speaker 1: So you have.
Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey and Chris Jones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, although Travis Kelsey I think would be a Tier
Speaker 1: one guy. But yes, yeah right, I think maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it'd be more like a DeVonta Smith and Juju Smith Schuster. Sure,
Speaker 1: something like that. So there's that game. I got one
Speaker 1: more for you, nick Lewis, thank you. Everybody puts a dollar.
Speaker 1: I like this one. Everybody puts a dollar into a cup.
Speaker 1: It guess it could be the hat as well.
Speaker 3: It could have some receptacle.
Speaker 1: Uh, if you want it to be more regal, you could.
Speaker 3: Use a chalice.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like that, go a chalice. So everybody puts
Speaker 1: a dollar in a ch.
Speaker 3: I think one of the things we missed is what
Speaker 3: do you put your dollars in at your super Bowl party,
Speaker 3: you should have something really good to put it in.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I mean like a chalice, a chalice and cookie jar.
Speaker 3: If you have something that's an owl, you call it
Speaker 3: the superb Owl.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. I do I do have it. I
Speaker 1: got to have an owl, big owl glass.
Speaker 3: That's that's it. That's your superb Owl.
Speaker 1: I like it. That's a brilliant idea. One person starts
Speaker 1: with the cup and everybody you start, you see it,
Speaker 1: everybody puts a dollar into the cup.
Speaker 3: So there's you.
Speaker 1: You have fifteen people sitting around. You have fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: sitting in the cup, and at any one time, one
Speaker 1: person is holding the cup and has it. On a
Speaker 1: negative offensive play which is a sack, a penalty, a turnover,
Speaker 1: you have to put in and you have to add
Speaker 1: money to it. You have to add a dollar in
Speaker 1: every time a negative play happens. But if there's a
Speaker 1: scoring play, you pull out. However, many points were scored,
Speaker 1: so on a field goal, you'd take three dollars out.
Speaker 1: On a touchdown you'd take either six, seven or eight,
Speaker 1: depending on the extra point or the conversion. And then
Speaker 1: anytime there's a change of possession the cup.
Speaker 3: More cup moves.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: It's kind of fun. You only you're only going to
Speaker 3: get the cup once per game though, that's the old times.
Speaker 1: On how many people you have that are participating.
Speaker 3: And really if you have, like, you know, twelve or
Speaker 3: fifteen people at the party, fifteen possessions is about how
Speaker 3: many possessions there's going to be in a game, give
Speaker 3: or take.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think maybe a little more, but you're in
Speaker 1: the ball park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, right, you're right, you have like one
Speaker 3: if you got ten people. Yeah, you can't let the
Speaker 3: guy at the beginning of the line get the cup twice.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: You almost have to have two people touch the cup together.
Speaker 1: Maybe it sounds a naughtie, but yeah, that's that's a possibility.
Speaker 1: When we come back, I'm going to talk through the
Speaker 1: Matt Harrison Super Bowl fifty nine prop bet game and
Speaker 1: some of the crazy props you've come up with, and
Speaker 1: which on a handful of these which choices I would
Speaker 1: make for your prop game When we return to Fantasy
Speaker 1: Football Weekly. Welcome back Fantasy Football Weekly, Paul Charcian and
Speaker 1: Matt Harrison with you. I didn't formally say your name
Speaker 1: until now It's okay.
Speaker 3: Apolog It's been mentioned a few times on the on
Speaker 3: the on.
Speaker 1: The podcast, so exactly like the Matt Harrison super Bowl
Speaker 1: fifty nine prop bit. Yeah, if you would like to
Speaker 1: get your copy of it, it's available by via the
Speaker 1: link you will find on your Twitter or Blue Sky
Speaker 1: account at Explosive Output. Your prop bet game has thirty
Speaker 1: four questions for your Super Bowl attendees to answer, and
Speaker 1: it's broken into four sections. Yes, the early game stuff
Speaker 1: including all the way from the anthem to halftime Yes.
Speaker 1: Then you've got a break for halftime and halftime show
Speaker 1: related stuff. Then you've got a commercial section, and then
Speaker 1: you've got a full game area as well, which has
Speaker 1: things like will Travis Kelcey finished with eight or more receptions?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: And dumber stuff like will a fan run out of
Speaker 1: the field during the game.
Speaker 3: I had to dumb that one down because it's happened.
Speaker 1: Like four se many times five super Bowls.
Speaker 3: And at one point I had it as one hundred
Speaker 3: for if yes and ten if you got it wrong,
Speaker 3: thinking people were crutching yeah, and then people just kept
Speaker 3: winning Yes. So have you flipped it to it's now
Speaker 3: down to forty for a fan running on the field.
Speaker 3: But I would take yes forty points versus ten. I
Speaker 3: would take the yes on that just because I wait, if.
Speaker 1: It's happened four out of five times, shouldn't the no
Speaker 1: be worth more than the yes?
Speaker 3: You'd think that they'd beef of security a little bit,
Speaker 3: but you would think it happens every year.
Speaker 1: I want it to happen, if only to eventually hear
Speaker 1: the radio.
Speaker 3: Call by Kevin Harley, by.
Speaker 1: Kevin Harlan, the guy running down the field because.
Speaker 3: Guys drunken there, he goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that'd be worth it just for itself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna hit you with a couple of
Speaker 1: my favorites out of this during the national anthem, who
Speaker 1: will be shown on camera first? I could get fifteen
Speaker 1: points if I choose Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelcey. Yes,
Speaker 1: I could get fifteen if I choose Jalen Hrtzer Saquon Barkley.
Speaker 1: So that is your quarterback and key player.
Speaker 3: From each team. Those are your favorites.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are fifteen points if you go with Taylor's
Speaker 1: swift or a bald which is a hilarious coupling.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought they might have a bald eagle
Speaker 3: like come flying around or something. I thought that would
Speaker 3: be pretty fun. They do that at the Eagles games.
Speaker 1: They do they've got that trained eagle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know they might bring the trained eagle
Speaker 3: and if the trained eagles flying around and they get
Speaker 3: him on camera first. I mean, but can they, okay,
Speaker 3: going to meet Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: Would they let the Eagles do something with their mascot
Speaker 1: without the Chiefs having the equal opportunity.
Speaker 3: I mean there's that too, Like Chiefs like wolf mascot
Speaker 3: that gyrates his hips could just be down by the goalpost,
Speaker 3: like humping the goalposts during the atlanthem.
Speaker 1: He could They can't show Chief Aholic he's in jail.
Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, he's out.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then none of the above on camera during
Speaker 1: the anthems. Fifty nine points yeah, which is very random.
Speaker 1: Most things are not like fifty nine.
Speaker 3: Point Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why, now out you can make this bet.
Speaker 1: Will somebody be shown crying during the national anthem?
Speaker 3: It looks by the way, it looks like Chris Jones
Speaker 3: of the Chiefs is always crying.
Speaker 1: He's always he gets missed the every national.
Speaker 3: Anthem, so that if you can bet that, it's not
Speaker 3: on my sheet, but you could bet it.
Speaker 1: You can bet it. And by the way, the yes,
Speaker 1: it's like one to nine odds. Okay, they're absolutely convinced
Speaker 1: that somebody they're going to show somebody balling'.
Speaker 3: I try to make this game too, so it's not
Speaker 3: too hard for me to score. And if I have
Speaker 3: to like peace through like clips film and go is somebody?
Speaker 3: Is that a tear there?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that. So this, this is
Speaker 3: more fun.
Speaker 1: What will be the result of the first offensive play
Speaker 1: of the game. Now we don't know which team is
Speaker 1: obviously going to win the coin toss and have the
Speaker 1: first one. There's a lot of ways to it. I
Speaker 1: think I would pick the fifty point option accepted penalty
Speaker 1: that negates the play.
Speaker 3: It doesn't happen very often. I actually have this, Uh,
Speaker 3: you have the odds. I have what has happened on
Speaker 3: the first play of every Super Bowl? Okay right here? Oh,
Speaker 3: in fifty eight Super bowls? How many times has there
Speaker 3: been a penalty on the first play of the game.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've already told me it's not many. So I'll
Speaker 1: take four two. That's it too. Dang, all right, my, my, my,
Speaker 1: I'm changing my answer.
Speaker 3: So thirty two runs, yeah, I bet it's run twenty
Speaker 3: three passes. Of those passes eleven complete, two penalties, one safety.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, there was a safety on the first roe.
Speaker 1: Oh that was the That was the Broncos against Cam Newton.
Speaker 1: I think it was it Cam Newton. No was man Wait,
Speaker 1: I think it was it was the Manning. They hiked
Speaker 1: it like over his head. Yeah, and uh yeah, this
Speaker 1: was I think it was that happen.
Speaker 3: And that was two years in a row that the
Speaker 3: safety was the first score of the game.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, it's starting to I'm finally getting it all together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Denver won the game. Manning was the quarterback of the game,
Speaker 1: in which he threw for like eighty yards because their
Speaker 1: defense was awesome. Von Miller was in his HEYDAYEP. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was the Cam Newton year. I think. Wasn't
Speaker 1: that the opponent against the front?
Speaker 3: I think it was. By the way, if you want
Speaker 3: to do first downs versus no first downs, which is
Speaker 3: on the first play on the sheet, fifty one no
Speaker 3: first downs, only six first downs on the first play
Speaker 3: that came out.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so almost nobody gets a first down.
Speaker 3: Nobody gets a first down, So all right, I like it.
Speaker 1: Yep, Okay, let's go to the halftime show. Pick the
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar song that will be the first or last
Speaker 1: played at halftime.
Speaker 3: It's such a crapshoot. It's a total crapshoot. Now, I
Speaker 3: did look up some of the odds for this to
Speaker 3: create this, this the scoring system. I don't know one
Speaker 3: Kendrick Lamar song in full honesty, but from what I've heard,
Speaker 3: Squabble Up might be one of his more Squabble Up
Speaker 3: and Humble are the two songs that are kind of
Speaker 3: the ones that he's known for. Yeah, and they think
Speaker 3: that your your biggest song is usually the last song,
Speaker 3: so I would probably in my mind, i'd probably go
Speaker 3: with Humble, which is a twenty five pointer. It's not
Speaker 3: the highest one in here, but I think you got
Speaker 3: a chance with that one being either first or last.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. The big song, though, I believe is
Speaker 1: not Like Us, which is the Drake song about him
Speaker 1: being a sexual pressor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you see what the next question is?
Speaker 1: By the way, no, during the halftime, will well any
Speaker 1: of these players appear on stage and sing with Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 1: You put Drake in the no chance Drake is gonna
Speaker 1: be on stage with Kendrick la.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's why I put im in there, and that's
Speaker 3: why it's one hundred points. And if people in the
Speaker 3: know will laugh at that, yeah they will.
Speaker 1: That's that is funny. Will there be a wardrobe malfunction?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: The problem is since the epic wardrobe malfunction of what
Speaker 1: about two thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Timberlake and Janet Jackson right now.
Speaker 1: The halftime shows on a delay, so they would never
Speaker 1: show it if it did happen. So I think it
Speaker 1: would have to be something where you would have to
Speaker 1: say even if they didn't show it, but if it
Speaker 1: did happen.
Speaker 3: We'd find it on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's gonna be plenty of people filming the
Speaker 1: whole thing on there. Absolutely. All right, let's go to
Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercials.
Speaker 3: So for commercials, you can find out when commercials run
Speaker 3: if you dig deep enough. Okay, So that's why for
Speaker 3: my Super Bowl commercials part I try to make them
Speaker 3: after benchmark things that happen in the game. So you
Speaker 3: because you don't know those things, those will happen and
Speaker 3: then you have to wager around the Super Bowl commercials.
Speaker 1: I got you, because right now you can figure out
Speaker 1: the right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you figure out you can figure out the first
Speaker 3: beer commercial right if you look it up.
Speaker 1: But you don't know the first beer commercial after a
Speaker 1: first time goal or whatever. Yes, yep, okay, So a
Speaker 1: couple of examples after the first score of the game,
Speaker 1: which drink commercial will be seen? First? Mountain Dew fifteen points.
Speaker 1: Coffee Mate. Coffee Mate isn't has got it? It's a drink.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a liquid. Well sometimes or it's a powder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: coffee mat goes both ways.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Poppy is twenty What is poppy?
Speaker 3: It's like the the healthy five gram of sugar soda
Speaker 3: that's out on the market now.
Speaker 1: Okay, the healthy soda that's.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And liquid death, which is not trying to be healthy obviously,
Speaker 1: it's called liquid death.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had liquid death? No, it's water. What
Speaker 3: do you mean it's water? It's they they make fizzy water.
Speaker 3: They look like beer cans. Yeah, it's it's really fantastic.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's hilarious because.
Speaker 1: Assume it's some highly caffeinated jack.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's just water.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: It's lacry, but it's called liquid death, yeah, because they
Speaker 3: have a good sense of humor to them, because I mean,
Speaker 3: water can kill.
Speaker 1: You drowned in one, yes, all right, after the first
Speaker 1: turnover the game, which tech company will be seen first?
Speaker 1: Meta to be booking dot Com Go Daddy. Remember when
Speaker 1: Go Daddy did all of their like racy sexual stuff
Speaker 1: they've that's all in the rearview mirror, Annick and Patrick.
Speaker 3: It's not as not as racy, I don't think.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so anymore. Either homes dot Com
Speaker 1: or no turnovers, which no turnovers all game, which I
Speaker 1: guess maybe that could happen, right, that's possibility, yeah, Or
Speaker 1: the game ends without a without a turnover, So those
Speaker 1: would be the options. Metta's got the money for it,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. I would pick Meta.
Speaker 3: Yeah. On these commercial ones, a lot of them are
Speaker 3: twenty points, twenty five points, and thirty points lower points.
Speaker 3: I would pick a higher point total one in almost
Speaker 3: every scenario here. I'd try to pick one of the
Speaker 3: thirty point or twenty five point answers in every scenario
Speaker 3: because it's just a little bit of a difference maker
Speaker 3: in the game and.
Speaker 1: It's all kind of ran. It's all a crapshoot anyway, yep.
Speaker 1: But you don't have big swings and points for most
Speaker 1: of these, which is part of it. Yeah, let's do
Speaker 1: the Kick of Destiny. This is a bit between Eli
Speaker 1: and Peyton Manning where they're going to try to see
Speaker 1: who's the better kicker. Yeah, and they're gonna do it live,
Speaker 1: right or has it already been recorded?
Speaker 3: Do you know? You know? I don't. It says it's
Speaker 3: live because Fan Duel sponsors it. Yeah, I think it
Speaker 3: might be live, but it could be on a delay
Speaker 3: or something like that. They could record it, you know,
Speaker 3: an hour before that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But you've given four options. Eli Manning makes at least
Speaker 1: one field goal.
Speaker 3: Yep, and these are all any If you get any
Speaker 3: of the answers correct on this one, you'll earn points.
Speaker 3: So it's possible that there are multiple correct answers.
Speaker 1: Okay, Peyton Manning makes at least one field goal, and
Speaker 1: they're kicking. They start kicking from the twenty five.
Speaker 3: They have twenty five yard field goals that they start with, right.
Speaker 1: But if they both miss, they're going to move it
Speaker 1: to twenty to make it easier, yep. And then fifteen
Speaker 1: they keep inching out to the goal right here, may
Speaker 1: mean there's a point in which you would be really
Speaker 1: hard if you're right under, you're like the three yard mark,
Speaker 1: it'd be hard to hit that field goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at fifteen, fifteen's about as close in as you
Speaker 3: could probably get and probably pop it over.
Speaker 1: Do they have fake linemen in line in a spot
Speaker 1: so that they would be, like, you know, trying to
Speaker 1: block it.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think I think it's maybe
Speaker 3: even on a t all right, so.
Speaker 1: Which would make sense, honestly. Then neither manning makes a
Speaker 1: field goal.
Speaker 3: And they each get three three chances, so if they
Speaker 3: miss the first two, they're kicking a fifteen yard field goal.
Speaker 3: So gosh, they're both athletes if they're missing twenty five, twenty,
Speaker 3: and then fifteen yard field goals.
Speaker 1: Have you tried kicking field goals?
Speaker 3: Yes? Well I'm a soccer player, sure, so that's true.
Speaker 3: In high school I could kick about a forty really, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was that was like my max distance, though I
Speaker 3: don't think if I.
Speaker 1: Gave okay, even then, if I gave you ten kicks
Speaker 1: from forty, how many would make it the forty yards
Speaker 1: and go between the uprights.
Speaker 3: Uh, probably four.
Speaker 1: You missed your calling. Yeah, I should have been focusing
Speaker 1: on your kicking skill.
Speaker 3: I don't think I would have made it. I don't
Speaker 3: have that crazy flexibility. I can't get my leg that
Speaker 3: high up in the air. You know it's problem. The
Speaker 3: follow through is everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're noted for not having the sort of limber
Speaker 1: legs have a kicker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: A couple of items from the from your prop sheet
Speaker 1: and again if you're if you're if you find this
Speaker 1: to be something you would enjoy for your Super Bowl party.
Speaker 1: Follow Matt on Twitter or blue Sky at Explosive Output
Speaker 1: you can get the links to the sheet. There will
Speaker 1: there be an octopus in the game. Now for people
Speaker 1: that don't know, and I didn't know. I only learned
Speaker 1: about this term I don't like two years ago. Right,
Speaker 1: it was a Super Bowl bet like two years ago.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: That's the when you get when the same player scores
Speaker 1: the touchdown and gets the two point conversion.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So if Travis Kelcey catches the touchdown and then
Speaker 3: they go back to him and he catches the two
Speaker 3: point conversion.
Speaker 1: The yes on its eighty eight points. The no is ten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what would you do?
Speaker 3: Probably the no?
Speaker 1: Probably it never, it's it's extremely rare, it's super tough. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Although there's this, especially with the Chiefs, their number of
Speaker 1: plausible scoring options is really down to just a couple
Speaker 1: of guys.
Speaker 3: I would argue that Philly is the same way. If
Speaker 3: it's not Barkley Brown, Hurts, Hurts, God or Smith, that's it.
Speaker 1: Okay, the Chiefs. The checko's a non factor. You've got
Speaker 1: Hunt getting all the work inside the inside the five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then there's Travis Kelcey. That's about it. They got
Speaker 1: like fourteen wide receivers that they don't throw to other
Speaker 1: than Worthy. I mean like worthy.
Speaker 3: I got a two point conversion in the in the
Speaker 3: AFC Championship game. That's that's the issue is.
Speaker 1: They just don't use very many players.
Speaker 3: They could track out a random couple of wide receivers
Speaker 3: every time. So that makes it more difficult for the
Speaker 3: Chiefs because I think they have a lot of options
Speaker 3: that maybe aren't good ones.
Speaker 1: All Right, this other full game item, will there be
Speaker 1: a doink in the game? How the do'ke is not common? No,
Speaker 1: But I swear I've seen fifteen of them this year.
Speaker 3: I mean, there has been a lot this year.
Speaker 1: It seems like we're gonna we're doink crazy right now.
Speaker 3: They're doint crazy. I think that that's a fun one
Speaker 3: to go for it. Seventy points for the S and
Speaker 3: ten points for the note.
Speaker 1: Seven to one odds. I'm Michael yes on the doink.
Speaker 3: Yeah. How about this one? Though, although Butker never don't
Speaker 3: see it's just so good he doesn't. It is Saquon
Speaker 3: Barkley's birthday on Super Bowl Sunday. Will he run for
Speaker 3: at least one hundred and twenty rushing yards and score
Speaker 3: two touchdowns?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Well, the way you've got it set up, the YES
Speaker 1: gets seventy two points, the NO gets ten. Seventy two
Speaker 1: seems a little random.
Speaker 3: Those are real odds, the real based on Yeah. I
Speaker 3: put it into a calculator so that I.
Speaker 1: Mean Barkley's fully capable of that. Yeah, it's I get
Speaker 1: seven times value value points. I would I'd go with
Speaker 1: the YES on that, and I take the seventy two
Speaker 1: I think I would do.
Speaker 3: It's just the de point, which means the NO is
Speaker 3: probably gonna gonna hit. He'll probably have one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty yards and one touchdowns.
Speaker 1: It could be, it could be, which would still be
Speaker 1: a great game.
Speaker 3: But it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't. It would not get you anything here, all right?
Speaker 1: Last one, will Travis Kelcey proposed to Taylor Swift on
Speaker 1: the field after the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one is a holdover from last year's Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: That didn't go down last year.
Speaker 3: I did not even change anything on it. I kept
Speaker 3: saying odds, same odds eighty nine for Taylor Swift's nineteen.
Speaker 1: Eighty nine album There You Go, Okay.
Speaker 3: And that's the yes and no for ten. I don't
Speaker 3: think Kelsey would do it.
Speaker 1: I it's pandemonium after the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first of all, you had the Chiefs have to win.
Speaker 3: He's not doing a.
Speaker 1: Loss, right, So let's just say that's a coin flip
Speaker 1: because it's it's a near it's near Pickham.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, so that already makes your odds tough. But the
Speaker 3: maybe the most influential celebrity couple in America, Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel like they're going to do a proposal
Speaker 3: on the field at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Do you win the proposal? Let's say the proposal is forthcoming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: say they're going to do it. Will it be public?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't either, or it could
Speaker 3: have already happened.
Speaker 1: You think you're secretly married already. There's no way they
Speaker 1: would let that pr go go without, you know, without
Speaker 1: monetizing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe not. Maybe maybe they'll announce that they secretly
Speaker 3: got married the day before the Super Bowl or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a private ceremony. They went to the UH.
Speaker 1: The odds of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey going to
Speaker 1: like a Justice of the peace going to the courthouse
Speaker 1: at noon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see Taylor and Travis. I am an
Speaker 3: official officiant.
Speaker 1: You are, yes, I am people by the State of
Speaker 1: the Universal Life Church, the Universal.
Speaker 3: Life of online fame. But I have married four couples,
Speaker 3: Travis and Taylor. I will do yours for free. You
Speaker 3: just gotta let my daughter come to the UH ceremony
Speaker 3: as well, because you freak out.
Speaker 1: Now, four couples or four people? And if it's four people,
Speaker 1: was it all in one?
Speaker 3: You know, like you know, could you do like it
Speaker 3: wasn't a quad uple?
Speaker 1: Or yeah? Four different couples, yeah, four different couples. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what makes you qualify? Why would I want to choose
Speaker 1: you for my next marriage.
Speaker 3: I'm okay at talking and and can read and and
Speaker 3: can tailor a Super Bowl or a Super Bowl prop
Speaker 3: bet game for your for.
Speaker 1: Your wedding wedding, which I would totally do that.
Speaker 3: I have seen people do prop bets for weddings, and
Speaker 3: I would definitely do that for for for a friend
Speaker 3: who wanted that. I think that would be fantastic.
Speaker 1: The prop bet that's going through everybody's mind at every
Speaker 1: wedding is how long will it last?
Speaker 3: Well, that that's that's that's a long game.
Speaker 1: That is takes a while to takes a while to cash.
Speaker 3: Now, it would be like, uh, who catches the bouquet?
Speaker 3: Like does does cake get shoved in anybody's face? Like?
Speaker 3: Like things like that, like like those kind of things
Speaker 3: that people can bet up.
Speaker 1: Would it all be reception or would it be things
Speaker 1: that are happening at the all?
Speaker 3: I think I think I think ceremony to reception.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think so too. So I think so too.
Speaker 1: One of the things I would have and I've seen
Speaker 1: it happen twice. Have you either the groom or bride
Speaker 1: pass out during the wedding? Oh, I've seen.
Speaker 3: It happen two times, I'm gonna have to write down.
Speaker 1: That happens. That happened.
Speaker 3: Maybe there will be a wedding prop bet game, like
Speaker 3: a more generic one available at the Explosive Output shop
Speaker 3: on Etsy coming up soon.
Speaker 1: I think that would be great. It would be if
Speaker 1: the usher is going to hand me a piece of
Speaker 1: paper when I walk into the church. Would you rather
Speaker 1: have it be a prop bet game or just your
Speaker 1: usual like order of events? You know, and here's the song,
Speaker 1: here's the efficient, and here's the you know, blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. You know I don't need that. But making
Speaker 1: a prop bet game, I'm.
Speaker 3: Man, how many times does the best man say during
Speaker 3: the speech that's good? Yes, good.
Speaker 1: Somebody have to score it. By the way, being an usher.
Speaker 3: Yeah it sucks. You can turn it down.
Speaker 1: I have twice been asked to be an usher, like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. By the way, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it because it's the lowest rung of friendship. That's
Speaker 1: still acceptable to ask and I gotta work it now,
Speaker 1: h right. So I'm not inner circle, I'm not the
Speaker 1: best man, I'm not a groomsman. I didn't make the
Speaker 1: inner circle. Sure, but I'm some second level friend that
Speaker 1: only puts me into the usher level.
Speaker 3: So not only if somebody asks you to be an usher,
Speaker 3: will you decline the usher, you probably not go to
Speaker 3: the wedding and you're no longer friends with that person.
Speaker 1: Well, at that point, I'm willing to. I'm willing to
Speaker 1: move myself to the third tier, which happens. I mean,
Speaker 1: people get pretty pretty angry when you say no. Like
Speaker 1: So what I have said in both cases is I
Speaker 1: want to enjoy your wedding, not work your wedding. Maybe
Speaker 1: that makes me an ass. I don't know a little bit,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to work your wedding. I want
Speaker 1: to go there and have fun. I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to rent the tucks that some like Sweaty Teenager
Speaker 1: for prom was just in you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. To me, that is, I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to work the wedding.
Speaker 3: Whatever stupid stuff they want to throw in the show,
Speaker 3: that's that's the show.
Speaker 1: This is it right here. So listeners, if you've been
Speaker 1: thinking about asking me to be an usher at your wedding,
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm not doing it. I will be a
Speaker 1: groomsman at your wedding if I'm gonna say, yes, I
Speaker 1: need to have groomsmen level access.
Speaker 3: So are you? Are you just like a free agent groomsman?
Speaker 3: You'll like anybody who asks you on Twitter to be
Speaker 3: groom for hire?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yep, but I'm not doing.
Speaker 3: Before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay a couple of times.
Speaker 3: How how's your best man's speech game?
Speaker 1: Really good?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really good? Because it's all about making fun of for me,
Speaker 1: because you know, when it's a roast. Yes, I treated
Speaker 1: just I'm roasting the groom the whole time. A couple
Speaker 1: of barbs at the bribe bride to make sure that
Speaker 1: she knows that it's not going to be all about
Speaker 1: just making fun of him. I take a couple of
Speaker 1: swings at her too, but mostly I just try. I
Speaker 1: just roast the groom, and I think it's I think
Speaker 1: that's a good way to go. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: a good way to go. Well, we're probably there for
Speaker 1: laughs at that point.
Speaker 3: We're probably past our best manning and groomsman days at
Speaker 3: this point where we're looking at our children getting married
Speaker 3: and giving toasts for that.
Speaker 1: You know, that's I know my kids hopefully a few
Speaker 1: years away from that. But it's but we're getting to
Speaker 1: that day.
Speaker 3: We're not that far off. I mean, your daughter's in college,
Speaker 3: changed my my son's in college. I got another one
Speaker 3: graduating this year.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, I know at this point that
Speaker 1: when my when the rare example of a friend that
Speaker 1: does get married, usually it's a second marriage at this point,
Speaker 1: and a lot of times they don't want then we
Speaker 1: want to have a formal thing like you know, hey,
Speaker 1: we'll be in Hawaii if you want to show up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, those weddings are fantastic.
Speaker 1: That's I think those those are There's a lot to
Speaker 1: be said for that. The people who I got this
Speaker 1: friend who when he was he got married when he
Speaker 1: was I don't know, like twenty five. I got two
Speaker 1: friends one, you know, so the twenty five one he
Speaker 1: his wedding set him back financially so far. He got
Speaker 1: divorced before he was done paying off the first wedding.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a bad milestone. Yeah, that's a bad milestone.
Speaker 1: And his second wedding was a lot less expensive. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna write the name of the person for this other
Speaker 1: one who because you might know him. The second wedding
Speaker 1: that I'll mention was oh yeah, yeah, Now this was
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, so keep the keep inflation in mind.
Speaker 1: It was a ninety thousand dollars wedding. The wedding itself,
Speaker 1: the ceremony and the reception was thirty thousand dollars, The
Speaker 1: ring was thirty thousand dollars, and the honeymoon was thirty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in Fiji. And wow, as I found out later,
Speaker 1: this marriage only lasted for a year. As I found
Speaker 1: out later, at the honeymoon, So you've just spent ninety
Speaker 1: grand at the honeymoon. He knew it was over. He's like,
Speaker 1: I've made a terrible mistake. And they didn't even make
Speaker 1: it a year. And they were out ninety thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Were they out ninety thousand dollars together? So they could
Speaker 3: split that?
Speaker 1: That right?
Speaker 3: Holy buckets?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not how I would spend ninety thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: No spend And I gotta believe that the way inflation
Speaker 1: is that that's probably the equivalent of I don't know,
Speaker 1: like one hundred and twenty thousand. Now, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Could spend your money on a lot better things like
Speaker 3: already reserve.
Speaker 1: Yes, available in fine liquor stores near.
Speaker 3: You, which has made this podcast much a little.
Speaker 1: Bit better for us, not so much the listeners who
Speaker 1: are now forty.
Speaker 3: Seven know we're forty five minutes in and we haven't
Speaker 3: talked football. I know.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, we've already lost a lot of listeners.
Speaker 1: We're like, what the what the hell is this? This
Speaker 1: is not what I come here for. But for the
Speaker 1: people who got to the end of this one, congratulations.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are the truly hardcore and or lonely among
Speaker 1: our listeners, and we are so grateful or both right
Speaker 1: hardcore and lonely totally get that.
Speaker 3: Hey, people love podcasts. It's an intimate setting. And I mean,
Speaker 3: I know when I listen to podcasts, it feels like
Speaker 3: people I'm friends with, you know, So yeah, they probably
Speaker 3: feel like they're just hanging out in the kitchen with
Speaker 3: charg and Matt and having a whiskey of their own.
Speaker 1: Cheers to Cheers to you, Thank you for listening, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you next week with a full
Speaker 1: breakdown of the Super Bowl game FFW style. You won't
Speaker 1: be here for that.
Speaker 3: No, who's coming is it?
Speaker 1: Fish fishes do So we got a lot of thor
Speaker 1: coming up in the off season for rookie talk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Senor Bowl this week. He's loaded up
Speaker 3: with stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1: Is he can find a lot of his work about
Speaker 1: around that at fantasylife dot com. Yeah, and he's got
Speaker 1: mock drafts. He's talked about who's rising falling. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: uh the running backs. It's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw Thor was saying that, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: take running backs in the third round and you're getting
Speaker 3: like second or first round value out of some of
Speaker 3: these running backs.
Speaker 1: It's yep.
Speaker 3: And and it's just deep too, It's like thirty deep.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, like thirty draftable running backs. Not that thirty
Speaker 1: will be drafted because teams there's just not enough running
Speaker 1: back need out there.
Speaker 3: I beg to differ showing what has been shown with
Speaker 3: Saquon and Derrick Henry and power running games and James Cook.
Speaker 3: Those teams are all you know, they've gotten to the
Speaker 3: run and and the NFL is a copycat league, right,
Speaker 3: they're going to it's probably find there.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna take? Okay, there's thirty two teams,
Speaker 1: is every team? Are we gonna average one per team
Speaker 1: in the draft? Maybe yeah, maybe I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: a couple are getting two Ollie Gordon. Yeah, yeah, remember
Speaker 1: Ali Gordon. These names don't mean a lot to us.
Speaker 3: And is it Ali with an O or an A?
Speaker 1: He's an I E O L L I E okay,
Speaker 1: Like like Oliver, Yeah, like Oliver. There's not enough Olivers
Speaker 1: in the league. Can you think of.
Speaker 3: Any Josh Oliver?
Speaker 1: Well, there you go. That's cheating, but yeah, that that works.
Speaker 1: I wonder what the last Oliver was that was in
Speaker 1: that was in the league. But this kid from Oli
Speaker 1: Gordon from Oklahoma State. He's he's big, He's a six one,
Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty three pounds, and he's nimble and
Speaker 1: can catch.
Speaker 3: No good running backs have ever come out of Oklahoma State.
Speaker 1: Though, No no history, no history there whatsoever. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: I'm getting the juices are starting to get going. You know.
Speaker 1: I like to get a little bit of time away
Speaker 1: from the fantasy cycle and everything, and the playoffs kind
Speaker 1: of gives me that break to some degree. But it's
Speaker 1: gonna be. It's gonna be game on for this rookie class.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 3: I'm really excited, Yeah, very excited from a fantasy standpoint
Speaker 3: to uh, you know, rebuild a new dynasty league. Now
Speaker 3: that ours end all.
Speaker 1: Bummer, My team is ready to just freaking dominate. Poor guy.
Speaker 1: You don't mean it. You don't mean it out I
Speaker 1: don't which I'm really frustrated that the last Alie in
Speaker 1: the league that I can find was it was it.
Speaker 1: There were a handful of them in the forties, fifties,
Speaker 1: but there was one guy in the seventies named Olie Smith,
Speaker 1: a wide receiver for the Colts and the Packers.
Speaker 3: Now he played shortstop for the count that's Ozzy.
Speaker 1: But yes, that's good. All right, thanks for listening, everybody,
Speaker 1: it's been weird. Bye. Fantasy Football Weekly is a production
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