WEBVTT - Can You Hear Me Now - 12.09.24

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up about four minutes after the hour is today's

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<v Speaker 2>Strawberry letter. The subject is, I live in party City,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm outside. But right now it's time for the

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<v Speaker 2>nephew with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Many coming up next Strop Mander, Strap Mair Ladder Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I live in party.

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<v Speaker 1>City now I'm outside. What is that I do?

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<v Speaker 2>What you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a prank phone call?

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<v Speaker 3>What you want me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you lord your voice in it? Though it is

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<v Speaker 1>low to what you're talking about. I'm talking about the tone,

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<v Speaker 1>the pitch. You can tell you one more time. This

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<v Speaker 1>is all the base I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up in bout four minutes after the hours Today's

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<v Speaker 2>Strawberry Letter. The subject is I live in part of the city,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're gonna, yeah, don't get discover. We're down at

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<v Speaker 1>the church. We're gonna call this lady that does the

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<v Speaker 1>sign language the sign and let her no. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you propose to your wife? What I say? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>Today's day.

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<v Speaker 2>I need somebody that I've always wanted, and I need

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<v Speaker 2>you in my life, and I for God, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to spend the risk of my life with you and

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<v Speaker 2>so would you please accept this ring?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you a question. Did she bust out laughing?

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<v Speaker 1>She did?

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 1>Was you there? Because I damn did? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Now she did?

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<v Speaker 1>She did?

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<v Speaker 2>She laughed and her yes was laughter, and I understand

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<v Speaker 2>why I was dead.

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<v Speaker 4>There you out of sympathy whatever? All right, you are

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<v Speaker 4>signing wrong. Let's go cat dog. Hello, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 4>speak to sister Lauren. Please, Sister Lauren. This is Brother

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<v Speaker 4>Davids from the church. I don't know if you know me.

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<v Speaker 4>You might know me when you see me, but I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if you just know me because we don't

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<v Speaker 4>really interact that much at the church. But I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to give you a call. We got a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>a problem going on. Okay, you got do you have

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<v Speaker 4>a minute to talk?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Now?

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<v Speaker 4>How long have you been doing the uh the sign

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<v Speaker 4>you in the you know you in the ministry when

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<v Speaker 4>you do the sign language for the church, and you

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<v Speaker 4>know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays

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<v Speaker 4>out of a out of the month.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been doing it quite a while, am I right?

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<v Speaker 3>So yes, I've been doing it for over ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm a little confused as to why they're calling

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<v Speaker 3>about this time. I'm just a little to confuse. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know who you are. You say that. If I

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<v Speaker 3>see your face, I may know you. But what does

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<v Speaker 3>this have to do with anything? Is how long I

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<v Speaker 3>have been doing the style language?

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<v Speaker 1>I know?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I've been doing it for years? So how may

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<v Speaker 3>I help you with this? Do you want?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do? You know? Miss everybody call him mss Murder?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know Miss Murdle?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I sure do.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm okay, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my

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<v Speaker 4>aunties right there, Mss Murder is.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm what would you means for me? Did she get?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you know, my honest is deaf. You know

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<v Speaker 4>she's hearing this, pa. You know that, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So, so here's a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't murderless telling us that you're not doing the

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<v Speaker 4>sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing

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<v Speaker 4>some things in the scripture or something.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a

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<v Speaker 3>very long time, and I know what I'm doing, so

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<v Speaker 3>how you so she told you for me to tell

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<v Speaker 3>me that I'm not doing this outline correctly, let me say.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me say this to you. I don't want us

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<v Speaker 4>to get off on the wrong for Let me just

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<v Speaker 4>say this to you. Once my once my ain Murder

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<v Speaker 4>told us what was going on, you know. We then

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<v Speaker 4>went to one of the deacons and asked him, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>is that way we can uh have a meeting, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>with with with Sister Laurence so we can try to

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<v Speaker 4>get this taken care of and talk about it. He said, well,

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<v Speaker 4>won't you just won't you just call and y'all can

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<v Speaker 4>just work it out. And and that's how I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 4>calling you now. I hope you I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>trying to get to the bottom up. Now, let me

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<v Speaker 4>go say this. If my ain't murders say that you

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<v Speaker 4>ain't signing right, then MI ani ain't lying. That means

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<v Speaker 4>your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he

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<v Speaker 3>but you figured you would just call me and tell

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<v Speaker 3>me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't make sense to me.

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<v Speaker 5>How does she tell you that?

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<v Speaker 3>Did she sign it to you?

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<v Speaker 4>She signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got

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<v Speaker 4>to worry about who she's signing too. What you need

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<v Speaker 4>to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together

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<v Speaker 4>all right, and learning how to do this the correct

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<v Speaker 4>way so that my Aintie can get You know, Miainti

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<v Speaker 4>needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting

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<v Speaker 4>the word, but she not getting it because you the

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<v Speaker 4>words getting lost in your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud

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<v Speaker 3>and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's start with that.

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<v Speaker 1>What you mean, ma, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Match my tone because you're getting very loud and I

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<v Speaker 3>can't hear through all of that. All right, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I situation you called my phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct?

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<v Speaker 3>You have a problem that you're discusting with me, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're getting more angry than anything else. How am I

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<v Speaker 3>going to resolve this problem? I am trying to be

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<v Speaker 3>a course.

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<v Speaker 4>What you resolved this problem is cars back to science

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<v Speaker 4>school so you can learn what you need to so

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<v Speaker 4>my Anie can get the word my ay can't get

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<v Speaker 4>the gospel because you messing it up.

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<v Speaker 3>God anointed me to do style language at that church,

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<v Speaker 3>and I've been doing this for a long time and

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<v Speaker 3>I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone

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<v Speaker 3>telling me that I'm not doing something right?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>But do God know that you're not doing it right?

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<v Speaker 1>Do God know that?

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<v Speaker 4>Does God know that my ain'm myrtle not getting the

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<v Speaker 4>work because of you?

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<v Speaker 5>Name?

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<v Speaker 3>Young man? Jesus, Please give me the strength to continue

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<v Speaker 3>on with this conversation, but to know what, Lord, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>you ever call my mother freaking phone, Tom, But I

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<v Speaker 3>ain't doing something.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>If I see you in this tree, this can't I have.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna go outside your God? Damn, has did I

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<v Speaker 3>miss myself?

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<v Speaker 5>Claire?

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe you talking to me like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh now you want to be calm.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you're calm.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you match my tone.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't gained.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you just got you talking to me

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<v Speaker 1>like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we done here?

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<v Speaker 4>So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?

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<v Speaker 4>I be right back, Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment.

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<v Speaker 3>You right, We've been on the phone this Lord, you've

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<v Speaker 3>been stewing at me. I told you to match my tone.

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<v Speaker 5>Match my tone.

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<v Speaker 1>I am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I give you something else in this tone? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you mind? If I say something in.

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<v Speaker 3>This tone, You're gonna hear a click and the dog

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<v Speaker 3>real quick, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to tell you in this tone that

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<v Speaker 4>your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone

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<v Speaker 4>call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 4>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>In your tone, Oh Lord.

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<v Speaker 5>Have mercy, Bond, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me you

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<v Speaker 5>bet I put this on the radio. On the radio,

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<v Speaker 5>Bond in Jesus name, Amen.

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<v Speaker 3>Radio.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not playing in the game time. I think it's funny,

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<v Speaker 5>but this is my job here.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, everything is fine.

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<v Speaker 3>You haven't going there. I have to tell Jesus give

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<v Speaker 3>me a minute because you.

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<v Speaker 4>Was about to be up.

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<v Speaker 3>Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to hear this,

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<v Speaker 3>but I will be calling Bonda because I have some mercy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for me in

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<v Speaker 4>my tone, in my tone, tell me in your tone.

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<v Speaker 4>What is the baddest radio show in the land in

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<v Speaker 4>your tone, Steve how all right? There you have it,

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<v Speaker 4>Get ready to My next stop is a December twenty

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<v Speaker 4>eight that is called It's called the New Year's Comedy Jam.

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<v Speaker 4>It is actually on December twenty eight at the Dog

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<v Speaker 4>Constitution Hall in Washington, d C. That's Tony Robins, lands Woods,

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<v Speaker 4>Red Grant, Lounail Bruce Bruce, hosted by Yours truly nef

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<v Speaker 4>you Timmy all right. Tickets on sale right now. You

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<v Speaker 4>can make that a great stocking stuff for and put

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<v Speaker 4>it in somebody's stocking and give them some laughs for

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<v Speaker 4>the Christmas holidays. Laying in the cut after that is Milwaukee, Milwaukee,

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<v Speaker 4>The Nephew was coming. That would be MLK Weekend at

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<v Speaker 4>the Improv in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Tickets on sale right now.

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<v Speaker 4>The Nephew coming through. I ain't never been up in there,

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<v Speaker 4>so come watch me. Come see what all the US

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<v Speaker 4>is all about. Come see what ignorance gills straight in

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<v Speaker 4>your face. Where you're going, Where you're going, Larkey, Wisconsin

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<v Speaker 4>at the m Problem MLK Weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, sir, you thinks I'm saying that you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be up there for the inauguration. Yeah, well, swallowing

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<v Speaker 1>in on Marl lukeing weekend were