Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: Coming up about four minutes after the hour is today's
Speaker 2: Strawberry letter. The subject is, I live in party City,
Speaker 2: so I'm outside. But right now it's time for the
Speaker 2: nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got? Hey?
Speaker 2: Many coming up next Strop Mander, Strap Mair Ladder Well,
Speaker 2: I live in party.
Speaker 1: City now I'm outside. What is that I do?
Speaker 2: What you want me to do?
Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call?
Speaker 3: What you want me?
Speaker 1: Can you lord your voice in it? Though it is
Speaker 1: low to what you're talking about. I'm talking about the tone,
Speaker 1: the pitch. You can tell you one more time. This
Speaker 1: is all the base I got.
Speaker 2: Coming up in bout four minutes after the hours Today's
Speaker 2: Strawberry Letter. The subject is I live in part of the city,
Speaker 2: so I'm outside.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna, yeah, don't get discover. We're down at
Speaker 1: the church. We're gonna call this lady that does the
Speaker 1: sign language the sign and let her no. How do
Speaker 1: you propose to your wife? What I say? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Today's day.
Speaker 2: I need somebody that I've always wanted, and I need
Speaker 2: you in my life, and I for God, I want
Speaker 2: to spend the risk of my life with you and
Speaker 2: so would you please accept this ring?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Did she bust out laughing?
Speaker 1: She did?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 1: Was you there? Because I damn did? Yes?
Speaker 2: Now she did?
Speaker 1: She did?
Speaker 2: She laughed and her yes was laughter, and I understand
Speaker 2: why I was dead.
Speaker 4: There you out of sympathy whatever? All right, you are
Speaker 4: signing wrong. Let's go cat dog. Hello, I'm trying to
Speaker 4: speak to sister Lauren. Please, Sister Lauren. This is Brother
Speaker 4: Davids from the church. I don't know if you know me.
Speaker 4: You might know me when you see me, but I
Speaker 4: don't know if you just know me because we don't
Speaker 4: really interact that much at the church. But I wanted
Speaker 4: to give you a call. We got a bit of
Speaker 4: a problem going on. Okay, you got do you have
Speaker 4: a minute to talk?
Speaker 1: All right? Now?
Speaker 4: How long have you been doing the uh the sign
Speaker 4: you in the you know you in the ministry when
Speaker 4: you do the sign language for the church, and you
Speaker 4: know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays
Speaker 4: out of a out of the month.
Speaker 1: You've been doing it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 3: So yes, I've been doing it for over ten years.
Speaker 3: But I'm a little confused as to why they're calling
Speaker 3: about this time. I'm just a little to confuse. I
Speaker 3: don't know who you are. You say that. If I
Speaker 3: see your face, I may know you. But what does
Speaker 3: this have to do with anything? Is how long I
Speaker 3: have been doing the style language?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: Okay, I've been doing it for years? So how may
Speaker 3: I help you with this? Do you want?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Speaker 1: Do you do? You know? Miss everybody call him mss Murder?
Speaker 1: Do you know Miss Murdle?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I sure do.
Speaker 1: Mm okay, so.
Speaker 4: Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my
Speaker 4: aunties right there, Mss Murder is.
Speaker 3: Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
Speaker 3: I'm what would you means for me? Did she get?
Speaker 4: No? No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
Speaker 4: you know, you know, my honest is deaf. You know
Speaker 4: she's hearing this, pa. You know that, right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So, so here's a problem.
Speaker 4: I ain't murderless telling us that you're not doing the
Speaker 4: sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
Speaker 4: some things in the scripture or something.
Speaker 3: You know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
Speaker 3: very long time, and I know what I'm doing, so
Speaker 3: how you so she told you for me to tell
Speaker 3: me that I'm not doing this outline correctly, let me say.
Speaker 4: Let me say this to you. I don't want us
Speaker 4: to get off on the wrong for Let me just
Speaker 4: say this to you. Once my once my ain Murder
Speaker 4: told us what was going on, you know. We then
Speaker 4: went to one of the deacons and asked him, you know,
Speaker 4: is that way we can uh have a meeting, you know,
Speaker 4: with with with Sister Laurence so we can try to
Speaker 4: get this taken care of and talk about it. He said, well,
Speaker 4: won't you just won't you just call and y'all can
Speaker 4: just work it out. And and that's how I'm I'm
Speaker 4: calling you now. I hope you I don't know if
Speaker 4: you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm just
Speaker 4: trying to get to the bottom up. Now, let me
Speaker 4: go say this. If my ain't murders say that you
Speaker 4: ain't signing right, then MI ani ain't lying. That means
Speaker 4: your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 3: Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
Speaker 3: but you figured you would just call me and tell
Speaker 3: me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 5: How does she tell you that?
Speaker 3: Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 4: She signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
Speaker 4: to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
Speaker 4: to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
Speaker 4: all right, and learning how to do this the correct
Speaker 4: way so that my Aintie can get You know, Miainti
Speaker 4: needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
Speaker 4: the word, but she not getting it because you the
Speaker 4: words getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 3: All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
Speaker 3: and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's start with that.
Speaker 1: What you mean, ma, that.
Speaker 3: Match my tone because you're getting very loud and I
Speaker 3: can't hear through all of that. All right, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I situation you called my phone?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: You have a problem that you're discusting with me, but
Speaker 3: you're getting more angry than anything else. How am I
Speaker 3: going to resolve this problem? I am trying to be
Speaker 3: a course.
Speaker 4: What you resolved this problem is cars back to science
Speaker 4: school so you can learn what you need to so
Speaker 4: my Anie can get the word my ay can't get
Speaker 4: the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 3: God anointed me to do style language at that church,
Speaker 3: and I've been doing this for a long time and
Speaker 3: I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
Speaker 3: telling me that I'm not doing something right?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Speaker 1: Do God know that?
Speaker 4: Does God know that my ain'm myrtle not getting the
Speaker 4: work because of you?
Speaker 5: Name?
Speaker 3: Young man? Jesus, Please give me the strength to continue
Speaker 3: on with this conversation, but to know what, Lord, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
Speaker 3: you ever call my mother freaking phone, Tom, But I
Speaker 3: ain't doing something.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: If I see you in this tree, this can't I have.
Speaker 3: It's gonna go outside your God? Damn, has did I
Speaker 3: miss myself?
Speaker 5: Claire?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 3: Oh now you want to be calm.
Speaker 5: Now you're calm.
Speaker 3: Now you match my tone.
Speaker 5: I don't gained.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just got you talking to me
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 3: Are we done here?
Speaker 4: So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
Speaker 4: I be right back, Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment.
Speaker 3: You right, We've been on the phone this Lord, you've
Speaker 3: been stewing at me. I told you to match my tone.
Speaker 5: Match my tone.
Speaker 1: I am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I?
Speaker 1: Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
Speaker 1: you mind? If I say something in.
Speaker 3: This tone, You're gonna hear a click and the dog
Speaker 3: real quick, go ahead.
Speaker 4: I just want to tell you in this tone that
Speaker 4: your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone
Speaker 4: call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 4: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: In your tone, Oh Lord.
Speaker 5: Have mercy, Bond, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me you
Speaker 5: bet I put this on the radio. On the radio,
Speaker 5: Bond in Jesus name, Amen.
Speaker 3: Radio.
Speaker 5: I'm not playing in the game time. I think it's funny,
Speaker 5: but this is my job here.
Speaker 1: Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 3: You haven't going there. I have to tell Jesus give
Speaker 3: me a minute because you.
Speaker 4: Was about to be up.
Speaker 3: Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to hear this,
Speaker 3: but I will be calling Bonda because I have some mercy.
Speaker 3: Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive me.
Speaker 4: Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
Speaker 4: my tone, in my tone, tell me in your tone.
Speaker 4: What is the baddest radio show in the land in
Speaker 4: your tone, Steve how all right? There you have it,
Speaker 4: Get ready to My next stop is a December twenty
Speaker 4: eight that is called It's called the New Year's Comedy Jam.
Speaker 4: It is actually on December twenty eight at the Dog
Speaker 4: Constitution Hall in Washington, d C. That's Tony Robins, lands Woods,
Speaker 4: Red Grant, Lounail Bruce Bruce, hosted by Yours truly nef
Speaker 4: you Timmy all right. Tickets on sale right now. You
Speaker 4: can make that a great stocking stuff for and put
Speaker 4: it in somebody's stocking and give them some laughs for
Speaker 4: the Christmas holidays. Laying in the cut after that is Milwaukee, Milwaukee,
Speaker 4: The Nephew was coming. That would be MLK Weekend at
Speaker 4: the Improv in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Tickets on sale right now.
Speaker 4: The Nephew coming through. I ain't never been up in there,
Speaker 4: so come watch me. Come see what all the US
Speaker 4: is all about. Come see what ignorance gills straight in
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Speaker 4: at the m Problem MLK Weekend.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, sir, you thinks I'm saying that you're
Speaker 1: gonna be up there for the inauguration. Yeah, well, swallowing
Speaker 1: in on Marl lukeing weekend were