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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred Duyowa

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Speaker 1: dot com or call. There are certain topics that men

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Speaker 1: can talk about for hours, like weird smells, obscure sports

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Speaker 1: statistics from the last sixty years. Let's get started into it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is just a list of why

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm not a man, And of course small

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Speaker 1: improvements that they're making to different parts of their house.

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Speaker 1: My dad spent three hours showing me the new kitchen

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Speaker 1: skylight that he just paid. Just wait till it leaks.

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Speaker 1: That's another going to be They really take pride in it.

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Speaker 1: That's why we call a guy who's been super excited

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Speaker 1: about the new top of the line security system that's

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Speaker 1: getting installed at his home today, but he's about to

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Speaker 1: learn that maybe the premium package wasn't quite as high

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Speaker 1: tech as he expected it to be. It's your phone's

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Speaker 1: app right now on the twenties. Hello, Hello, there is

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Speaker 1: is this a mister Evans? Uh? Yeah, who's calling? Hi?

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Speaker 1: My name is Matteo, but my friends call me tick

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Speaker 1: that I'm calling from Bring Security. Man, I'm almost done

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Speaker 1: installing your new system. Oh that's awesome. Yeah yeah, I

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Speaker 1: see who signed up for a premium package. That's why

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Speaker 1: I have one final question. I need to do one

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Speaker 1: more thing. Where would you like the ten thousand legos

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Speaker 1: at the bottom of the stairs maybe, or like the

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Speaker 1: hallway or the kitchen perhaps? What do you what do

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Speaker 1: you do? You take legos? Yeah? Ten thousand legos? Where

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Speaker 1: do you want them? I'm maybe we're maybe we're confused.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about legos. Why are there legos

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Speaker 1: involved in my security system? Sorry to laugh, Homi, have

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Speaker 1: you ever stepped on a lego before? It's like stepping

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Speaker 1: on knives, like if knives had knives. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that? Sorry? Wait is this a joke? No,

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Speaker 1: not at all, man, I just need to know, like

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Speaker 1: what shape of legos would you like? Like? Not what

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Speaker 1: the square ones? Or would you like the long rectangular ones?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean we can talk

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Speaker 1: about colors later. Yeah I didn't. I didn't ask for that.

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Speaker 1: I wanted, like the premium system, the top package. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and this is it homes. This is exactly what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: You know, nobody else in your neighborhood's gonna have this

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Speaker 1: type of top security legos or top security or well

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Speaker 1: it's not just legos, you know what I'm saying. Like,

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Speaker 1: for instance, when you walk into the front door, I

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Speaker 1: should warn you, man, there's a trigger wire for like

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Speaker 1: five different paint buckets that will drop from the banister.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna want to like kind of she me

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Speaker 1: to the net. Wait wait you mean wait, saint buckets

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Speaker 1: like in home alone paint buckets. Oh you've seen my work. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy who did all of that. Man, wait

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Speaker 1: like for the movie or yeah, you see. Men. Look,

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Speaker 1: I used to be on the other end, right, Like

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Speaker 1: I used to break into houses and stuff. So then

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Speaker 1: like years ago, I changed my ways and now I'm

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Speaker 1: on the other side. I work for security. This is

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Speaker 1: not what That's why I'm their top security installation manager

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Speaker 1: homes because I know how the criminals think. Is say,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, and you walk into the

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Speaker 1: front door and you got a bunch of paint buckets.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's just that's incrimination. Man, if you could

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Speaker 1: have pained on you or whatever, you gotta stop, you

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Speaker 1: undo everything you just did, and just I don't know,

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Speaker 1: put it like a regular security. That's not easy, man,

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Speaker 1: because like what am I gonna do with the live scorpions? Right?

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Speaker 1: Live scorpions? Dude, I don't care what you do, but

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Speaker 1: they better not be in my house. Well no, I mean,

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Speaker 1: like I couldn't get my hands on a tarantula or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So like I got a couple live scorpions from the

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Speaker 1: pest door, and they're highly poisonous, right, and if you're

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Speaker 1: going to call an exterminator, man, I don't want this.

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Speaker 1: Don't you worry? Man, They're only gonna be released if

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Speaker 1: the backdoors open, So don't you just don't use the

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Speaker 1: backdoor and then you'll be fine. Yeah, don't use the

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Speaker 1: back Are you joking? Like I said, this is up

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Speaker 1: of the line, man, They're not gonna God. I mean

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Speaker 1: I spend thousands of dollars to like, you know, update

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Speaker 1: like the walls and the windows and like camera. It's like,

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Speaker 1: this is not this is not what I signed up for. Oh, sir,

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Speaker 1: I would stay away from all of the windows from

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Speaker 1: now on, Okay, I wouldn't. Why what did you do

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Speaker 1: to the windows? I put grease all over all of them, man,

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Speaker 1: so like people can't climb in and out, and if

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Speaker 1: they do, they'll slip and fall. None of this is

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Speaker 1: on the website. Where is anything I didn't opt into

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Speaker 1: any of this, Sir, you can't put it on the

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Speaker 1: website because that's where all the criminals are gonna. Look.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, We're gonna think ahead. You

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Speaker 1: want them to be element of surprise. I can't even

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Speaker 1: argue with that. But this is not what I signed

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Speaker 1: up for. My neighbors should be his, and he would

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Speaker 1: do it. You can just use it from your phone.

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Speaker 1: It's not an eye sword. There's no legos. I have

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Speaker 1: to interrupt you, man, Like that's the problem. Like every

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Speaker 1: home has like sensors and like, oh no, a loud

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Speaker 1: beeping noise, Like that's not gonna deter a burglar. You

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Speaker 1: know what's going to burglar is the bag of wrench

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Speaker 1: and tools that I put in your garage. No one

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Speaker 1: wants the back of wrenches and tools. Man, give me

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Speaker 1: a regular security system. Okay, man, But like Lauren's the

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Speaker 1: one who let me in. Your wife, she told me everything.

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Speaker 1: She was like, put the scorpions here. Why has my

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Speaker 1: wife's a dowelf with this? Then she has nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with it. I put in the order. No, she

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Speaker 1: strictly put it in. She said, prank phone called my

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Speaker 1: husband because he's totally gonna fall for it. He's excited

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Speaker 1: about a new security system. And so that's why this

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Speaker 1: is not even real. I'm totally messing with you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is a joke. There's no legos. No, this is

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Speaker 1: actually jose Man. We're from the rat show Brick and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is the all of setup. Dude. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill her. No, do not kill her, man. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you want, man, we could put some traps out

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Speaker 1: and we could catch her. I can explode the toilet.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you there's a sensor on there, man, don't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I already did, but in another way before

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Speaker 1: I left a wake up every morning with funk taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Monday