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Speaker 1: Confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaker got a text into seven eighty five ninety

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Speaker 2: two that says, I confess to sins. I haven't committed

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Speaker 2: because I'd just like to stay ahead of the game.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's an.

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Speaker 2: Interesting strategy, would not recommend, especially if the cops want

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Speaker 2: to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's no evidence yet, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Well, and it certainly wouldn't work. For this segment where

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Speaker 2: listeners tell us about the guilty things that they've done

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Speaker 2: in their past. One of our listeners is ready to

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Speaker 2: unload some of his sins on us. He's using the

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Speaker 2: fake name Diego. So Diego, welcome to the Circle of

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Speaker 2: Sins you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you immediately get the award for best

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Speaker 3: fake name out there. People always call there like I'm Ben.

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Speaker 2: I'm like what, well, Diego? Our voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You're now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: What's your confession?

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Speaker 1: Well, I gotta say first and foremost. I'm pretty pretty

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Speaker 1: proud of this confession.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, do you want us to turn the voice

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Speaker 3: changer off?

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Speaker 2: You want to tell everybody say what your name is?

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Speaker 1: No, No, we're staying maths here we're so I'm a

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Speaker 1: stand up comedian.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So you just don't want people to come to

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Speaker 3: your shows? Is that why you're staying anymous?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no. So basically, like I started doing this

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Speaker 1: five years ago, I wasn't so good at first.

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Speaker 3: I don't think anybody is, right, that's the process.

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Speaker 4: Over ten years and I'm still not good.

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Speaker 1: So so you know, I was bombing a lot and

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Speaker 1: I almost quit. I wasn't the cleverest fella, I guess

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Speaker 1: you could say, Okay, but it was something I really

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Speaker 1: wanted to do with my life, so I decided to

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Speaker 1: be a little more proactive about it.

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Speaker 3: That's always good, you know, follow your dreams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, you know. So what I did was I

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Speaker 1: started going to really small comedy shows, like no audiences, okay,

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Speaker 1: And at these shows sometimes there's one or two funny jokes,

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Speaker 1: and you know, you go to enough of them, you

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Speaker 1: hear enough funny jokes. So I just started stealing the jokes.

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm sorry for laughing, Because a lot of comics

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Speaker 4: think they can do this, especially when they're young in

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Speaker 4: the game, and it always always always catches up to

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Speaker 4: you steal the wrong joke, it goes viral. People are like,

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Speaker 4: wait a minute, that's not your joke.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Jose's been there.

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Speaker 4: Trust I opened for Carlosman. C I ever thought I

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Speaker 4: was stealing everything?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do you have you gotten caught?

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Speaker 1: No? Because no one ever heard these jokes before. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, these are like the smallest comedy shows on

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Speaker 1: the planet.

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Speaker 4: Like open mics and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think there's nobody jokes and I

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Speaker 1: make it into something because I'm successful.

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Speaker 3: Now, Oh successful, what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I mean like I'm booking shows, they have an agent,

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Speaker 1: I'm on tour.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, that's good for you.

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Speaker 1: But wow, I know.

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Speaker 4: Other comics that do this too, and it's always caught up.

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Speaker 3: I just don't understand. If you're successful, why don't you

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Speaker 3: just pay for the jokes? Then that's what like the

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Speaker 3: big time comedians do. They hire a team of writers,

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Speaker 3: like they they may like change a couple of things,

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Speaker 3: but they're getting like a lot of their stuff, if

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Speaker 3: not everything written for them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we do. Yeah, this show is original.

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't pay for it. It's simple. I'm cheap.

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Speaker 3: I'm really proud okay.

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Speaker 1: Netflix for a wow?

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Speaker 3: Seriously, do you feel like you don't feel bad?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm pulling like eight nines and

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Speaker 1: tens at this show.

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Speaker 4: If you show any comedian he's about.

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Speaker 3: I thought people are scoring him in the audience.

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Speaker 4: Literally get on stage and girls are just like, wow,

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Speaker 4: it's that guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's worked out well for Jose Yeah, kiss.

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Speaker 4: Me than they don't call me back.

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Speaker 2: Ye has to go to the doctor right after what.

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Speaker 2: I have a bardant.

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Speaker 4: Question what happened when finally someone calls you out and

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Speaker 4: they're like, no, that was my joke. I was at

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Speaker 4: open mic. He was there too, and I swear I

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Speaker 4: have it.

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Speaker 1: It's on tape.

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Speaker 4: What happens if you get called out and I, oh, man,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: If you're not smart enough to write your own jokes.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you're smart enough to get away

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Speaker 3: with it.

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Speaker 4: I don't remember ever going to an Open mind.

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Speaker 1: A special.

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling you haven't stolen any jokes from

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Speaker 3: our show, have you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, certainly not here? All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, good for you?

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Speaker 3: No, no, not for you. That sucks, man, Bruk.

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Speaker 2: You're just jealous because he's gotten more successful than you

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Speaker 2: some and you want to cut corners just like him.

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Speaker 3: But he's cheating other struggling comments. That's what sucks. It's

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Speaker 3: not like he's cheating some big system. He's like stealing

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Speaker 3: off the backs of people can barely feed themselves.

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Speaker 1: Going back from him, I mean, I have a question,

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Speaker 1: is this The mass speaker of the brook complains hour.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you stole that joke from Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't know. I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, you keep doing you, bud, good luck.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully don't get caught out there.

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Speaker 4: And I don't know if he's gonna get caught, I

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Speaker 4: then karma get some event.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 2: The text in the seventy five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity by masking your voice and you can

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Speaker 2: be on the next mass speaker phone taps coming up

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Speaker 2: next

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,