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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your phone tap. It's broken jewel in the morning, and

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Speaker 1: in today's a brand new phone tap. I call up

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Speaker 1: a guy who manages a restaurant and one of his

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Speaker 1: day to day tasks is to handle and respond to

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Speaker 1: any complaints. His employees, who are in on the joke,

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Speaker 1: told me he's a pretty good at dealing with them.

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Speaker 1: But how will we react to a customer who gets

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Speaker 1: offended even though they are completely wrong. You'll hear what

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Speaker 1: happens in your phone tap right now, as on the

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Speaker 1: twenties Good Afternoon Marketplace Diner. This is Andy speaking, How

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Speaker 1: man I help you? Hi there, my name is Dan Druff,

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Speaker 1: and I would like to speak with the manager. Well

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Speaker 1: you're in luck, Sure this is the manager. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: help you. Well, okay, wonderful. Then, Well, I was having

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Speaker 1: dinner at your establishment with a friend the other night

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Speaker 1: and something very inappropriate happened. I'm really sorry to hear

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Speaker 1: that I was sorry. I was sorry to have to

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Speaker 1: experience it. I'm terribly sorry, sir, Yeah, I was terribly sorry.

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Speaker 1: Could you tell me a little bit more about this? Sure,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to. I'd love to one of your waitresses

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Speaker 1: hit on me. I'm very sorry, sir, I'm very sorry.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the name of the waitress? I do

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Speaker 1: remember the name. And look, don't get me wrong, I

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Speaker 1: am rather attractive and people ask me out all the

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Speaker 1: time in public, but when I'm having dinner, at least

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Speaker 1: give me some space, you know what I mean? Yes, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well the waitress's name was Tiffany, and she would not stop. Wow,

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Speaker 1: it's very surprising. Tis one of our best waitresses. I've

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Speaker 1: never had a complaint about her. I find that hard

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Speaker 1: to believe because the things she was saying to me

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Speaker 1: were so crap as Could you tell me what she

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Speaker 1: said exactly? I really want to help you get to

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Speaker 1: the bottom of it. Sure, sure, and I hope you're

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Speaker 1: ready to hear this. I'm gonna try not to get upset.

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Speaker 1: I asked about a certain dish that you had on

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Speaker 1: the menu, and she looked straight at me and asked

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Speaker 1: me about fingering my potatoes. What excuse me, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I asked her about an item on the menu, and

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Speaker 1: she looked right at me and said something about fingering

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Speaker 1: my potatoes and then just stared at me. It was

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Speaker 1: extremely uncomfortable. I'm sorry you experienced that, sir, But may

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Speaker 1: I ask are you sure that she didn't say finger

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Speaker 1: ling potatoes? They might have just been a misunderstanding. I

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Speaker 1: would appreciate it if you didn't try to cover up

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Speaker 1: for her. No, sure, I'm absolutely not. I just want

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Speaker 1: to make sure that we get to the bottom of this.

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Speaker 1: Fingerling potatoes is the type of potato that we serve

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Speaker 1: as a side dish. It comes with quite a few

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Speaker 1: of our dishes on the menu. Okay, well, I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of these finger fingerling fingerling finger and then l

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Speaker 1: I n ge. Well, that's lay disgusting. You should change

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Speaker 1: your menu if that's actually an item. But that doesn't

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Speaker 1: explain the tacos comment, now, does it? Tacos comment? What

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Speaker 1: did she say exactly about the tacos? Well, she could

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Speaker 1: have called them anything, but she called them street tacos. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think we both know what that means. So I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure I know what street tacos mean. Uh huh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you sure that we're on the same page that

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Speaker 1: you know? I don't. I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how we couldn't be on the same page. I get it.

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Speaker 1: Street tacos as in women who walk the street looking

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Speaker 1: to servicemen for money tacos. No, No, sir, there's been

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Speaker 1: a misunderstanding. A street tago on our menu. It's very popular. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a popular term for prostitution. No, sir. Street taco

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Speaker 1: is a tago that's smaller than a regular tago, and

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Speaker 1: it's that's all it means. It's just a small taco.

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Speaker 1: And oh, I'm supposed to believe that too. I've had

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Speaker 1: a bachelor party, thank you very much, and all of

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Speaker 1: us skies got together and said, let's go get some

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Speaker 1: street tacos. I know how it works. I'm not believing

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Speaker 1: you covering up for her. I'm not covering up for her, sir.

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Speaker 1: You can look at our menu. It's online right now.

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Speaker 1: You get says street tacos and the description below it. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I'm not sure to tell you, but

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Speaker 1: I do know she was definitely asking me out, and

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Speaker 1: I think she should be reprimanded. Are you sure she

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Speaker 1: asked you out because you haven't said anything that actually

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Speaker 1: sounds like she actually asked you out, and it doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound like anything inappropriate happened at all. Okay, fine, Well,

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Speaker 1: there was one thing that she did, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure what she meant by this, but I can only

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Speaker 1: assume it was a blatant wanting in my pants move. What.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, it was a definite wanting in my pants move. Definite. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me. I came in there and one

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Speaker 1: of your waitresses threw down a wanting in my pants move,

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Speaker 1: and now you're laughing at me. No, no, I've just

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Speaker 1: never heard it described like that. Never heard what described like? What?

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Speaker 1: Is it that funny? No? No, I'm sorry, so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard it described him that way before. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: that's probably because I'm doing a prank phone call on you,

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Speaker 1: and that was the best way I could think to

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Speaker 1: describe it. I'm sorry, what did you say? I said

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Speaker 1: that this is a prank phone call, because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your server Tiffany set

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Speaker 1: you up. She said you wanted to play a joke

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Speaker 1: on you because it's her last week at the restaurant. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh definitely. Wow, Yeah, we're gonna miss her. She'll be

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Speaker 1: fingering somebody else's potatoes somewhere else soon. I guess wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with two point five