Speaker 1: Well, this one's a bold one. Hey, it's Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning and your new Second Date podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'll just say one of our listeners met
Speaker 1: a guy while he was working and ten seconds later
Speaker 1: he was in her home and they were on a date.
Speaker 1: Impressive on her part. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd recommend this move, but you'll
Speaker 1: hear it in just a second, alexis what are you
Speaker 1: seeing On the comment section.
Speaker 2: Moonster said, you, guys, I'm recently single, and I've decided
Speaker 2: I'm going to go on back to back first dates
Speaker 2: every day and not call them back until one of
Speaker 2: them asks you to get me on for a second
Speaker 2: date update.
Speaker 3: Too.
Speaker 1: It's not worth your time, Moons. I really hope we
Speaker 1: hear you one day.
Speaker 4: I hope that you're dating our listeners. Yeah, I've never
Speaker 4: heard of our show.
Speaker 1: Tell us you're like handle though when you call in. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: your name's like Chad. We're not going to know. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, beware Moonster out there, daters. Yeah, it's your
Speaker 1: second Date Update and it starts right now.
Speaker 4: Second Date Updated. How does the saying go when life
Speaker 4: gives you? Lemons? You make lemonade.
Speaker 1: That's that's it.
Speaker 4: We try to find the silver lining in an otherwise
Speaker 4: crappy situation. Apparently that's what our listener Sophia did recently.
Speaker 4: She took her lemons and made it into data rade
Speaker 4: lemon lime. Kind was funny, I heard more laugh job.
Speaker 1: That's I liked it too. Could have been better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm kind of a medium on it myself, but
Speaker 4: let's just talk to Sophia about it. Sophia, welcome to
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 3: High are you?
Speaker 1: Hopefully it doesn't turn into hater aide?
Speaker 4: Oh boy, that was actually funnier than my joke, so
Speaker 4: I'm glad that her joke got more last. So, Sophia,
Speaker 4: tell us, what was this bad situation that led you
Speaker 4: to a date?
Speaker 3: Well, technically it wasn't really a formal date, but it
Speaker 3: was more like a hangout sash and we talked.
Speaker 4: Okay, should we hang up on her?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 4: Should we cancel this?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, we.
Speaker 1: Have all sorts of just hangouts on this show.
Speaker 4: On this segment, how did it start with a bad situation?
Speaker 4: What's that about?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: I mean it was kind of funny. I accidentally locked
Speaker 3: myself out of my house. Oh yeah, I'd gone out
Speaker 3: with friends. I got home late, like it was after
Speaker 3: midnight at this point. Oh no, Yeah, so I had
Speaker 3: to call locksmith.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a really put together drunk girl, because
Speaker 1: I would have just crashed through a window.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you needed a locksmith. And what happened?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I finally got a hold of this guy
Speaker 3: named Hank, and I mean he sounded like he just
Speaker 3: woke up, honestly. Yeah, And so I asked him if
Speaker 3: he could come help me, you know, open the door
Speaker 3: to my house. But when he showed up, it was
Speaker 3: not what I expected. When he said his name was Hank,
Speaker 3: here's a hawk.
Speaker 4: For sure, a locksmith. Really. Yeah, So now obviously your
Speaker 4: mind is shifting from this is going to be a locksmith,
Speaker 4: So this is going to be a potential down this
Speaker 4: smith exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4: How does that go?
Speaker 3: I mean okay, so basically he gets into my house
Speaker 3: within ten seconds?
Speaker 1: Okay, makes you feel safe about your door? You're like,
Speaker 1: all right, man, Yeah, that's so. Did you like invite
Speaker 1: him for a drink? I mean he's at work.
Speaker 4: It's like in the morning. You said it was midnight,
Speaker 4: right or something?
Speaker 1: Weird?
Speaker 3: I literally I have no idea what time it was
Speaker 3: at that point, but I did offer him. I was like,
Speaker 3: do you want to come inside? Do you want a
Speaker 3: water or soda or anything?
Speaker 1: And he took you up on it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I could tell he kind of wanted to
Speaker 3: stay like he wanted, but I don't think if he
Speaker 3: could really pick up on the subtext of what I
Speaker 3: was trying to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if he can tell you've been drinking, he
Speaker 4: may be like, you know, you're a little out of
Speaker 4: it right now, like.
Speaker 1: He's working, you could get him fired. Like, yeah, is
Speaker 1: the ten seconds it took for him to get into
Speaker 1: your house your hangout?
Speaker 3: No? No, Like we ended up talking for like thirty
Speaker 3: forty minutes. I like, you know, I started with some
Speaker 3: small talk and I was like, oh goodness, I got
Speaker 3: it so hard to have a family with this kind
Speaker 3: of job. Oh that you single? Okay, but I still
Speaker 3: don't like I thought I was being kind of obvious,
Speaker 3: but I don't think he really got that at that point.
Speaker 3: But once I finally was like, here, take my Instagram,
Speaker 3: I think he kind of see your guy. You gotta
Speaker 3: spell it out for guys sometimes, Okay, Okay, so.
Speaker 1: You guys started chatting on instant.
Speaker 3: Not quite you know, we had some swat chat and
Speaker 3: I thought, honestly, the interaction was better than any date
Speaker 3: I've been on in like a year.
Speaker 4: Oh, be honest, the guy breaks into your house in
Speaker 4: thirty minutes and that interaction is a better date than
Speaker 4: you've ever had.
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of a hero Jeff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta break down more doors randomly in front
Speaker 4: of women.
Speaker 1: You got any careful though, because you were drunk right,
Speaker 1: like you were a little tipsy.
Speaker 3: Like you don't know that, Yeah, but I will tell
Speaker 3: you it is the only locksmith I have ever hugged before.
Speaker 1: Dude, have you seen him in daylight? Sober? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm thinking too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Hank, really.
Speaker 1: Like I remember one time I went to a fancy
Speaker 1: dinner and there was a Somalia that I thought was
Speaker 1: the most gorgeous man I'd ever laid eyes on. And
Speaker 1: then the next days I forgot my purse, I had
Speaker 1: to go back and he was there, and I would, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: the same and like the hero esque you.
Speaker 4: Know, like, I don't understand. Are you trying to talk
Speaker 4: her out of calling this guy?
Speaker 1: I'm just worried.
Speaker 4: I don't care what I promise you, Hank is ugly.
Speaker 4: Her memory of him is way better than what he's.
Speaker 1: Actually Again, if she ever saw pictures of him or
Speaker 1: like they connected on instad like the next day, have
Speaker 1: you seen him sober?
Speaker 4: Have you confirmed his good looks?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him in person or his Instagram because
Speaker 3: he has not followed me back.
Speaker 1: Oh not our answer? Are we calling his work cell
Speaker 1: phone then to try to get you a date?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I think he's kind of a one man shopper.
Speaker 3: So like, I've been trying to text him, and he
Speaker 3: said he's been busy, but to let him know if
Speaker 3: I lock myself out again. And so I don't know
Speaker 3: if that means he really just business or if he's
Speaker 3: kind of interested in not showing it. But he has
Speaker 3: been asking me out, but I thought we had a vibe.
Speaker 3: I would love it if y'all could find out for me. Why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do realize that he very politely said.
Speaker 1: No, like, but maybe maybe he doesn't get it, maybe
Speaker 1: he's not.
Speaker 4: But she did give him her Instagram handles, so he
Speaker 4: should at least have a little bit of a clue
Speaker 4: that there's more interest than just opening doors. You don't
Speaker 4: just do that, so we'll find out. We're gonna call
Speaker 4: Hank here and we will ask him, why didn't you
Speaker 4: try to date the drunk girl who's front door you
Speaker 4: busted dad.
Speaker 1: Experience? Seriously, honestly, he was in a lidden shirt. He
Speaker 1: was so hot that night.
Speaker 4: We'll find out how hot he really is and gets
Speaker 4: some answers for you when we do your second date
Speaker 4: update right after this hold on second date update. If
Speaker 4: you're just joining us for the second date, our listener,
Speaker 4: Sophia's trying to score another hangout with the sexy locksmith
Speaker 4: who broke down her front door. Is the two words
Speaker 4: I never thought of her back to back locksmith. Sorry,
Speaker 4: it's not a euphemism either. Hank the hunky locksmith helped
Speaker 4: her gain access to her house when she locked herself
Speaker 4: out late one night. They hung out for about thirty minutes,
Speaker 4: just chatting and vibing, and she said that interaction was
Speaker 4: better than any actual date that she's been on in
Speaker 4: a long time. Wow, that is.
Speaker 1: Such a bad state for dating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she showed up and did what he said he
Speaker 4: would do and that was amazing. But she also mentioned
Speaker 4: he felt like he was lingering like wanting to hang
Speaker 4: out with her a little longer. She did say to him,
Speaker 4: kind of flirtatiously, it must be hard taking midnight calls
Speaker 4: when you have a family waiting at home. And he
Speaker 4: told her he.
Speaker 1: Was single, which is great news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but is it possible, because I was thinking about
Speaker 4: this in the break, is it possible Hank maybe lied
Speaker 4: there and then felt guilty because he really does have
Speaker 4: a girlfriend or a wife. Even if he was.
Speaker 1: A wife, he'd still have his ring on, because no
Speaker 1: man would think, like in the middle of the day, Oh, cal,
Speaker 1: I'd better take off my wife and ring.
Speaker 4: Maybe the ring gets in the way of you picking
Speaker 4: locks that that's.
Speaker 1: Why I can't get in anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cumbersome because you're married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a ring on.
Speaker 4: But do you think that's a possibility, Sofia, that he
Speaker 4: lied about being single and now just feels guilty about it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It would be kind of weird to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: But if he's as hot as you say he is,
Speaker 4: then how would he possibly still be single?
Speaker 3: That's what I was why I.
Speaker 4: Asked myself that question all the time in the mirror,
Speaker 4: like how I don't know? Hopefully Hank asked some answers
Speaker 4: if he picked up the phone.
Speaker 1: But you know, it'll finally be clear to him that
Speaker 1: you want to go on a date. Yeah, maybe the
Speaker 1: whole point of this.
Speaker 4: That would be hilarious. He's like, wait, you like me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That was so many Sometimes it takes a guy like
Speaker 4: five six seven clues to finally get it. So we'll
Speaker 4: see what Hank has to say. I'm gonna dial his
Speaker 4: number right now here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, is this Hank?
Speaker 1: Yes? This is voice, oh business voice.
Speaker 4: Yeah. He kind of sounds hot though, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, Hank is one of those unsuspecting hot names.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Hey, sorry, we're just we're sidebarring about about something. But you, uh,
Speaker 4: you're on the radio right now. Actually that's why there's
Speaker 4: a whole bunch of people here. This is a show
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, good morning man.
Speaker 4: Were you up late last night? He's a little tired.
Speaker 5: I'm no more than usual.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Well we don't want to waste any more
Speaker 4: of your time. We'll just tell you this is a
Speaker 4: segment that we do. It's called a second date update.
Speaker 1: And that would probably be confusing for you because you
Speaker 1: didn't technically go on any dates.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Basically, we're trying to help out
Speaker 4: one of our listeners to get back in touch with you.
Speaker 4: A woman whose door you opened recently. It's a woman
Speaker 4: named Sophia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were the hero she was looking for that night.
Speaker 4: Yay, okay, so what, Well, we don't know what type
Speaker 4: of vibe you got when you were hanging out with Sophia,
Speaker 4: but from what we heard hanging out, she was feeling
Speaker 4: something going on between the two of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I picked that up.
Speaker 1: Oh you did?
Speaker 4: You did? Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, what do you think is Sofia?
Speaker 5: I mean, she is cute, She would usually be my type.
Speaker 5: It's just I don't really try not to take people
Speaker 5: who are already in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Excuse wait, wait wait what he's.
Speaker 4: In a relationship. I think you're confused.
Speaker 5: What gave you that?
Speaker 1: Breaks like the try not to yea.
Speaker 4: Sometimes can't help yourself. But you got the impression she
Speaker 4: was in a relationship.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah. When she invited me inside that night, I
Speaker 5: was there about I don't know, maybe half an hour,
Speaker 5: and she was giving me a drink. I noticed the
Speaker 5: place kind of doesn't look like a woman's place. And
Speaker 5: I was looking through her mail just because you know,
Speaker 5: he was sitting there on the counter, and there were
Speaker 5: a lot of guide names on the address label.
Speaker 1: Oh so she does have one relationship, she has multiple?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When I when I said guys, I meant, you know,
Speaker 5: apostrophe as it's one guy.
Speaker 1: Did you ask her like, hey, does your boyfriend live here?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm the locksmith. It's not really my business
Speaker 5: to ask stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I be like, hey, who's this? What you could
Speaker 1: easily say, oh so you know, let alone or you
Speaker 1: couldn't have called a roommate to help you unlock the door.
Speaker 4: Trust me, as a guy, you never ask a woman.
Speaker 4: So do you live by yourself?
Speaker 1: Point?
Speaker 4: Is anybody gonna be us here shortly? Or are we saved?
Speaker 4: But that is scary now he's in the house or
Speaker 4: we alone? Yeah, exactly, you don't ask that.
Speaker 5: I was on the clock. I was just doing the
Speaker 5: job and then I left.
Speaker 1: Okay, it would be so stupid of her to call
Speaker 1: a radio station to publicly ask about a date if
Speaker 1: she had a boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she wants to break up her own boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Let's clear this up once and for all. Because here's
Speaker 4: the good news, Hank. We have Sophia already on the
Speaker 4: other line listening to this phone call, so she is
Speaker 4: all caught up on it. She just wants to talk
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: That's how this segment works. We have them quietly listening
Speaker 4: on the other line, ready to jump in and pounds.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, slide however, you would join a conversation naturally,
Speaker 4: that's the way she wants to join.
Speaker 2: Jo Pounce, Sophia pounds, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I get him.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sophia, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you want to clear things up for us and
Speaker 4: for Hank and for everybody?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going to be such an easy explanation.
Speaker 1: Who's the guy on the mail?
Speaker 3: I would just say it's it's complicated. I guess complicated.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Technically? Not okay, So.
Speaker 1: Anyone answers it technically, well.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm down for technicalities. I'm I'm willing to
Speaker 4: hear you out.
Speaker 3: All right. So it was my boyfriend's place at a
Speaker 3: time at one time, but you were kind of on
Speaker 3: a break at that time. We had already gone through
Speaker 3: a rough patch. I did officially, I broke up with
Speaker 3: him last night, so I could make this call.
Speaker 4: Oh man, okay, so was so he was out that
Speaker 4: night that obviously, yeah, get in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was spending the night out.
Speaker 1: Okay. So that's I mean, that's a good indication that
Speaker 1: maybe they were emotionally done.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't help that. You can't help when you
Speaker 1: meet somebody if you did the right thing and you
Speaker 1: broke up before.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now on the other side of things, Hank, the
Speaker 4: bad news is maybe the boyfriend changed the locks again
Speaker 4: and she doesn't have any word to say stay with you.
Speaker 4: He calls Hank to change the locks. So I don't know, Hank,
Speaker 4: does that change your perspective on this at all?
Speaker 5: This whole thing's weird. Every thing is about this is weird.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm sorry it happened this way. I'm not with
Speaker 3: him anymore.
Speaker 2: Like so, when you said Hank was better than any
Speaker 2: date you've been on you met your boyfriend.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, like, you never know when you're gonna
Speaker 3: meet a los with that has the body of a headsport.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you need to change that to your business tagline.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, the feeling A is going to be calling
Speaker 4: locksmiths too. Not to objectify you, Hank, but we heard
Speaker 4: that you're pretty good.
Speaker 1: Look, yeah, here's the thing, Like, Hank, she could have
Speaker 1: just lied right now. At least she's being honest.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that really buys anything. It would
Speaker 4: have been nice if Sophia, you're we're honest and you
Speaker 4: told us that you had a boyfriend at the time
Speaker 4: that this happened.
Speaker 3: I don't anymore.
Speaker 1: And you guys don't live together. You don't live together,
Speaker 1: not anymore.
Speaker 3: We're separating it completely.
Speaker 4: It sounds like it's ongoing.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean this is in a week. I mean,
Speaker 1: how fast can you get a new place?
Speaker 4: As fast as he can throw all the stuff outside
Speaker 4: of his apartment or whatever. You could just be saying
Speaker 4: this now we're on the phone, like really, it just
Speaker 4: comes down to Hank here and where your head is that?
Speaker 4: Because we would like to offer to send you on
Speaker 4: another I guess, your first official date with Sophia, and
Speaker 4: we would pay for it. I mean, if you think
Speaker 4: about it. She says she was in a tough position.
Speaker 4: She was already breaking up with the guy. Plus, what
Speaker 4: kind of boyfriend doesn't leave a spare key somewhere nearby.
Speaker 5: So I guess what I'd be willing to do is
Speaker 5: talk a little bit. And I guess wait, because right
Speaker 5: now it just feels too weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, the door's open.
Speaker 4: Maybe you could start by accepting her Instagram friend request Tank.
Speaker 4: That would go a long way. Yeah, you're like private
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, then she'd be seeing pictures of my
Speaker 5: wife and that's.
Speaker 4: Not Wait, I'm joking.
Speaker 5: I'm joking, joking, hot and funny.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute. Okay, it's a no to an official date,
Speaker 4: but a yes to let's talk and see where things
Speaker 4: are in a month or a year or five years
Speaker 4: or so.
Speaker 1: Dude, keep us updated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I can compromise with this.
Speaker 4: Okay, we may not have gotten a date, but at
Speaker 4: least we satisfied some of Brooks fantasies for later on.
Speaker 1: Tonight, it'll be locking up the whole house. Michael, lookout,
Speaker 1: it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: I don't know how all of you feel after we
Speaker 4: did that call, but it felt like maybe were we
Speaker 4: giving this girl a little bit of a pass because
Speaker 4: she sounded sweet and nice.
Speaker 1: I just I was giving her a pass because she'd
Speaker 1: be too stupid if she was actually all in a
Speaker 1: relationship trying to get a date.
Speaker 4: Just other times, I feel like we would have hammered
Speaker 4: on the person if they had told us they were
Speaker 4: actively in a relationship when they met somebody else, and
Speaker 4: she didn't say that, She didn't even say, like, I
Speaker 4: was in my boyfriend's house and we did kind of
Speaker 4: like pass on it because the guy was good looking, We.
Speaker 1: Passed on it because they broke up because it was
Speaker 1: her house.
Speaker 4: You're leveling up to Hemsworth level, then, you know what,
Speaker 4: God bless you. It will be interesting to see if
Speaker 4: we can stay in touch with her and find out
Speaker 4: what happened down the line between her and the Hunky locksmiths.
Speaker 4: So I hope she stays in touch with us, and
Speaker 4: I hope that if you need help with your dating life,
Speaker 4: you reach out to our show too. Email us. We
Speaker 4: can call that person who's not calling you back.