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Speaker 1: very very bad things. Like I was about to say that,

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00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: but I don't think he has no memorable little guest

421
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: roles or recurring guest roles, and a lot of good stuff. Yes,

422
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: like him as the politician in thirty Rock or yeah,

423
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: was that thirty Rock. He's like the like the blue

424
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: collar he wears the diaper, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

425
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: he's in a lot of good stuff. I would let

426
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: him gnaw on me, Oh I would, yes, I preemptively,

427
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: I would just commit suicide. Yeah, yeah, would you let

428
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: him murder you in any form, or I would let

429
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: him um partickle you little little tickles. I would like

430
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: shoot a shoot a little like crossbow and have the

431
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: arrow graze my shoulder. So I let him shoot a

432
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: crossbow and shot on my face. No thanks, no thanks,

433
00:25:51,840 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 1: poop all the time? Goodness, honey, Are you guys using

434
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: these like like like these like crotch deodorants and like

435
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: ball Toner stuff? No, no, no, no, no, we're I mean, well,

436
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: first of all, we should say that we've been sent

437
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: some stuff. And there's there's an ad that will probably

438
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: get too later on this right now. I actually I'm

439
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: wearing some right now. Whenever my balls are stinky as hell,

440
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: I use ball Towner we I but I bought separately,

441
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: went to Pure for men and bought like the fiber pills,

442
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: which do not work on me. Wait us that three? Wait?

443
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: You know who swears? I don't know. My whole is

444
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: like my I'm like clean all the time, clean as

445
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: a whistle, feels like I mean, I think, is that

446
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: you're supposed to take one giant Is it that you're

447
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: supposed to take one gigantic shit every day? And that's

448
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: its God, it's supposed to be one to share this

449
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: about myself. I take one ship every morning and that's it.

450
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 1: That's it I'm taking. I'm taking four day total, right, yes,

451
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: and I'm taking one big ship in the morning, and

452
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: then I'm taking like three cauldron ones later on the day.

453
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: Did you just start I've had it for like a

454
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: month now, Okay, Yeah, I had weird I had a

455
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: weird thing with UM. I started prep and then that

456
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: was too much for me and I and I did

457
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 1: anyone here when they started prep get a little sick

458
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: in the beginning, That's what I'm saying. I did. I did,

459
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: But then I was also like going through a separate,

460
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: minor and non non important surgery, so I was like,

461
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: I can't be also sick and doing something else. So

462
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: I just stopped. Mmm. I forgot what I was gonna say,

463
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: but um, generally I was gonna say that I tried

464
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: pure for men. I'm still taking it, but I was

465
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: taking really a month and it was kind of working,

466
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: and then I stopped deeply constipated, and then I yeah,

467
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: and then I started again, and I'm like still on

468
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: that journey of trying to like regulate again. And it's

469
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: not like working perfectly. I took it for a full

470
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: calendar year with no bottoming in my life, just as

471
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: a fiber supplement. I mean, is this fun to hear about?

472
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: That's always what I wonder when we talk about Oh no,

473
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: they love it, they love it, and I really like,

474
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: I actually kind of want to say right now that,

475
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: but when have you used your ball stuff that they

476
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: sent you? I have, I'm willing to use it right now. OK,

477
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: right now, I kind of want to like try it

478
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: out now live, I'm gonna get my stuff, keep talking

479
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: having butt sex and stuff. So this is this It

480
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: is just like ball ball cologne. Explain. So it is

481
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: a spray. It's not like a I don't know, a

482
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: powder or a bomb or something. It's a spray. And

483
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: then there's um like basically a cream, a lotion that's

484
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: just safe for your it's screwed him safe, I guess.

485
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what about your skin down there? Would?

486
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's it's it's less or more perfumed.

487
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, So Matt has the bottle. MAT's

488
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: back with the bottle and he sprang it. So what

489
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: we have here is we have bald deodorant, and we

490
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: have bal Toner refreshing ball Toner. Matt. I have to say,

491
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: there are so many of your listeners are currently drunking

492
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: it to you explaining this process. George is right, I'm

493
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: taking I'm taking my pants off. You can't see it. Okay,

494
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is history and that's straight right here.

495
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: So what do I use first? The toner or the deodorant.

496
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: Deodorant is more of like a like a moisturizer that

497
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: you can just like rub. Okay, so got I gotta

498
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: got it. So this is this is like I can't

499
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: believe this is happening, Like this is this is very

500
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: like Howard Stern. This is Yeah, it's very Howard Stern.

501
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: What is the machine on Howard Stern? That all that? Like,

502
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: what do you have like a fart gunner? Like the

503
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: sex you know, there's like a sex machine. Yeah, we

504
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: need to do something like really messed up. I'm gonna

505
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm putting it in my hand. How much use I

506
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: can't confirm he's using it. Oh my god, I'm a

507
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: little I'm a little incredulous. I'm rubbing it on my

508
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,479
Speaker 1: This is like, I mean, it's this is weird. Been

509
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: a while since I've been on this podcast, and I

510
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: don't really know what we I thought Sam and I

511
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: were going to come in and kind of like bring

512
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: a kookie, fun energy and like to slept things. But

513
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: I did not expect to be the conservative one. No,

514
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, everyone stopped. This feels so great.

515
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: I actually, you know, I'm gonna break character and say

516
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: I don't you're making uncomfortable. Yeah, that's not breaking character

517
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: for you, prude ass. Oh my god, stop where this

518
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: is all going? This is all escalating too quickly. Okay,

519
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: everyone feels prude. This unbelievable. It feels amazing. You know

520
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: he's just doing the you're just this issing. Okay, wait,

521
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: here's what you guys, love my balls. Every single one

522
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: of you thought about picked in every way what I said.

523
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: As much as this product seems perfect in every way,

524
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: and I would love it if you sent me some

525
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: so I can also try it in the privacy of

526
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: my own home, I still happen to think this is

527
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: inappropriate for the podcast. Here's what I will say. I

528
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: am anti deodorant in general, and the thing we need

529
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: is more deodorant. I don't need to be deodorizing other

530
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: parts of my body. I can't even deorize what I have,

531
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: and I don't want to. Why are you? Why are

532
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: you this? Because because I think it's fine, Like it

533
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: doesn't smell that bad, it's fine. I'm gonna use the toner.

534
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: This is an area where I disagree with Sam, because

535
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: I if I don't wear deodorant, I smell so bad

536
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: within truly like thirty minutes. But it's it's Sam is

537
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: like making this sort of rule that's not a rule,

538
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: but say as being like I'm anti deodora because I

539
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: like it when people smell bad, but it feels very

540
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: sort of like it goes against respect, like sort of

541
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: yes exactly, but yeah, but like I don't know that bad.

542
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: I just want them to smell like plain, Like I

543
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: don't like a lot of like sense. I like a

544
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: man that smells really good. But if you just put

545
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: on if you put on an inoffensive like you know,

546
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: Arman Hammer deodorant, you smell more plain than if you

547
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: don't put anything on them and smell bad. That's true,

548
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: That's that's true. Like I'm not wearing a deodorant. That's

549
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: like you know, uh, you know, are I don't know.

550
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,959
Speaker 1: I can't think of a single sent as an example

551
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: if I'm being completely favored. When I'm like around, like

552
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: you know, like professional things. I do wear deodorant because

553
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to be upsetting to people. But I

554
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: don't really like when you're having sex with someone and

555
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: like they're like down by your balls. I'll say it

556
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: on this podcast if we're Howard's turning it like it's

557
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: allowed to smell like has this dick out, and sometimes

558
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: it should smell like balls because that smell is kind

559
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: of hot. I don't know if I see my thing

560
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: is just like I love the smell of men, like

561
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: I love the smell of like dick, like I I

562
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: like it, but but but not nasty dick like like

563
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be is nasty. All dick is nasty, sweetie.

564
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: All dick is nasty and is nothing to say. I

565
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: agree that I like it, absolutely speechless. I don't even

566
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: like dick that much, to be honestly, I'll get real

567
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: controversially here, like I don't love sucking dick. You've always

568
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: said this, I love always. I heard Matt say he's

569
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: not a huge fan of dick. Well, that's what I

570
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: say every day when when I instead of hello in

571
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: the game show writer's room, I say, not a huge

572
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: fan of Dick. Still yeah, Sam and I or Matt

573
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: n use me, we're coworkers. And he did walk in

574
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: every day and say, guys had some Dick last night.

575
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: Still not a fan? No, I just I don't know.

576
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: I I like asked and asked, Oh, sorry, sorry, you

577
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: don't like Dick. I don't like sucking dick. Really not

578
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: really one of the weirdest gay guys I've ever met.

579
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm one of the weirdest gay guys. Wait, but you

580
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: know who's gay? Bowen? Bowen loves Dick. Not really, I

581
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: don't love I don't love sucking it either. I just

582
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: want to say Sam and I both love Dick and

583
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: alienating to the last culture, this community, so be it.

584
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: I feel like this radio lab you're all being like like, oh,

585
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: like I love like, Oh I'm gay like Oh, but

586
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: I'm not like suit like I don't love Dick like

587
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: yes you do. It's so true. It's it's so true.

588
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: It's my it's my true experience. Like I'm gay, I

589
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: like men sexually. Dick could take it to leave it

590
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: like whenever I get like a cent to dick photo

591
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: and was like, yeah, that's a dick. I'm never looking

592
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: at a back to the ad, always trying to plug it.

593
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: I do want to say that I'm really happy that

594
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: I did use manscaped Revivor and toner um on my

595
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: on my balls today. So did you use it on

596
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: your balls? And you're shaft kind of like god everywhere? Okay,

597
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: I see. I think it's pretty cool to sort of

598
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: decentralize like male sexuality from sex organs. Does that make sense? Absolutely? Like,

599
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: That's that's why I'm like, That's why I'm like, I

600
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: don't I'm not obsessed with dick. It depends on the dick.

601
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: But I'm not someone who's like, I got I got

602
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: I gotta have dick every time. You know, I'm not

603
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: is um. Yeah, I'm down for just yeah, general male sexuality,

604
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to say I don't also like dick.

605
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: Oh baby girl. In my early twenties, when I was

606
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: fratting my way around New York City, some of the

607
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: best memories of my life, not just because it was easy,

608
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: it was not painful. Nowadays, you know you're you hit,

609
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: you get to your late twenties, you figure out sex

610
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden. It's stuff in holes every single time.

611
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 1: People gotta really figure it out. To be very still

612
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: haven't figured it out? You haven't. I'm I'm I'm learning.

613
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting better every time I think. Yeah, I think so.

614
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: But this is the thing, is that the four of us,

615
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring another element into this conversation. Oh

616
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. I don't. I don't know

617
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: if I ever want to have sex with someone under

618
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: the age of seven. Yeah, I'm not necessarily Yeah, just

619
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: in college, no insects, Yeah, I must they like have

620
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: like a Gallatin like situation where their own major sex degree,

621
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: sex degree. I just want to say, I actually believe

622
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: the opposite to be. I do not want to have

623
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: sex with someone with a sex degree. Anyone who anyone

624
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: who can anyone anyone who's like what, I just love

625
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: sex and that's like your entire personality, or people who

626
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: are like into the sex positivity movement, Like there was

627
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: like when I was in college, there was like a

628
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: sexual health Resource center where they just like gave you

629
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: free condoms and then they wore like little buttons that

630
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: said like p after sex and it was like some

631
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: girl with blue hair and she was like comfortable. Yeah,

632
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: I don't like that. In fact, I actually think oftentimes

633
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: that is a sign that you are so repressed that

634
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: the only way you can deal with sex is by

635
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: being like bet being like, um, get ready for me

636
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: to say this word. Are you ready? Are you ready?

637
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: And it's like, that's your whole George, you have no

638
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: holds bart against like sex health workers. No, it needs no.

639
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: I love sex health workers. What I don't like is

640
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 1: is girls with blue hair on college campuses who sell

641
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: buttons that say, um, yeah, so what I'm a bottom?

642
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, sure, sure, al right, everyone name I'm on

643
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: my period and pregnant. But George, you know, to be fair,

644
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: you are the prude in the room. So it's like,

645
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: just feels a little biased coming from me. Let's let

646
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: me just let me say something about my prudis. I

647
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: have my reputation for being prudies because I was in

648
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: the same relationship for most of my twenties, so I

649
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: kind of didn't explore as much as many of my

650
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: friends during that time. But that does not mean I'm not, uh,

651
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: you know, incredibly horny all the time. Indiana Jones in

652
00:38:53,920 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: the bedroom, hon wearing a hat. Yes, running from big

653
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: old balls. Bring it back. What was this intervening period

654
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: between these because I, let's just let's just sort of

655
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: reveal if if that's okay, that you are currently in

656
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: a relationship, and what was this intervening time between these

657
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: two relationships? Like for you, were you a whore? No,

658
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: that's the thing, and that is another It's like I

659
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: was in this relationship then, No, okay, I was very

660
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: like it was a difficult breakup kind of kept when

661
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: he kind of kept hooking up for like you did.

662
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been there. Yes, we did, and

663
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: that was and it was It's difficult for me. I

664
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: think I'm better about it now, but I think it

665
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: was difficult for me to separate emotions for sex. And

666
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: I think and and I and I honestly think that, like,

667
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it was very serendipitous that I started dating

668
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: my current boyfriend when I did, because I would say, like,

669
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: it's not like I was looking for a relationship. I

670
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: was like, it was the first I would say it

671
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: had been a few months of me being very comfortable

672
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: with being single. I had hooked up with a few

673
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 1: people and but sometimes you meet someone and you really

674
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: like them, and you and you say, and you say,

675
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: you know what, I like this person? Um wait. Bowing

676
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: to your point about not want to have sex with

677
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: people before their twenty seven or something young people, I

678
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: feel like I've always been like as you know, the

679
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: James Gandolfini thing, I've had, like a daddy thing. I'm

680
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: always like Daddy's older men. Please please, But I'm worried,

681
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: thank you, what happens when, like, when I am forty,

682
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: is it gonna flip? Like I want to say, I

683
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: obviously at this point in my life don't want to

684
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: sex some people like under the age of thirty. But

685
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: will that change when I'm like forty? Will I what's

686
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: gonna happen? It's hard for me to extrapolate for myself, definitely,

687
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: but I want it. I'm generally going along the principle

688
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: of I want to have sex with someone who is

689
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: evenly matched with me when I feel like age is

690
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: a big part of it in terms of experience. Yes,

691
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm like fetishizing a young person when

692
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm forty, I'm fetishizing a twenty eight year old who's

693
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: like mature for correct ye, So basically you you at forty,

694
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: you want to suck you. Now, I'm not into I'm

695
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm not or I will never be

696
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: into like a nineteen year old like that will never

697
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: be and you shouldn't be right and and yes it's true,

698
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be as someone who was nineteen and lost

699
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: a virginity. Sorry year old, it's not great psychotic I

700
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: think that should be. Well, it's like it's good, and

701
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: then like it's loaded. I feel like it's like we're

702
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 1: loaded discussion because you're like, people have different experiences, people

703
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,479
Speaker 1: are different maturity levels. Sometimes you know, you know, people

704
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: will be like, oh, anyway, it's psychotic or pop are

705
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 1: like you know, if you're nineteen and you're dating someone

706
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: who's twenty two that's grooming and you're like, well, you

707
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: know not not not always, and but then sometimes you know,

708
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: sometimes it can be and it's bad, you know what. Sexually,

709
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm really happy that at nineteen I first had sex

710
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: with someone who was older and knew what they were doing.

711
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: Relationship wise, it's weird, like when a nineteen year old

712
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: is dating someone who's thirty, Like there's just there's unless

713
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: unless everyone is like radically checking in with each other.

714
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: It's weird, But sexually, I was thrilled to have sexually

715
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: someone that the idea that I would when I was eighteen,

716
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: Like when I was in college, I only hooked up

717
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: with other people that went to my college. I the

718
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: idea that I would have sex with someone older who's

719
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: like I very much sought out older, like when I

720
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: was twenty seven. But like when I was one, I

721
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: was like hooking up with like a twenty eight year

722
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: old and felt like that was enough of a jump.

723
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: But I guess when it's like more, that's actually not

724
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: that big of a jump. But it also is weird

725
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: at the time. It is because I think you do

726
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: so much maturing between the ages of twenty two and

727
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: twenty six, you know what I mean, Like that like

728
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 1: those twenties are like such a such a c change

729
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: in your life that yes, I get thinking, like I'm

730
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: twenty one and missed year old is a lot older.

731
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: I remember when I was twenty one, I was like,

732
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: it's sort of like hooking up on and off with

733
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: someone who was twenty seven, and I would consider him

734
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: old and he would always remind me that he was young.

735
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: Well that's psychotic too. Yeah, yeah, well he's in jail now,

736
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: well mine's in l as. It was no Jay Simpson

737
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: miss him. Okay, let's take a quick break and did

738
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: you buy back like George and Sam and we're back. Well,

739
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: see this is funny because we don't do breaks on

740
00:43:53,440 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: our podcast, you know, so when we unprofessionalson or you guys,

741
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: do we even have sp We literally don't because we're

742
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: like Rocket were independent d I y punk rock podcast.

743
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: Bit I went on their podcast. They had me downloading

744
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: that Google cast or whatever the funk it was. What

745
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: was that caster? Yeah, zend caster more like zenda No,

746
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: it's actually real culture number fifty z caster more like

747
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: what does that even mean? Matthew? Yeah, So basically you

748
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: are saying, um, okay, we're gonna take a break right now. Okay,

749
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: we're back from our break. I mean I was so jarred.

750
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: I just want everyone to know that's what's happening. That's

751
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: what's happening, and there's there's snow computersing it to make

752
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: it feel like there's a break. There was literally on

753
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: a break. Let me tell you guys something. Here we go,

754
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: here he goes. Me and match were a little glimpse space,

755
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: be into your fucking future. Guess what we were, the

756
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: scrappy little nobody's Anna Kendricks in the podcasting space too

757
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: little gay boys. And now look at us, bitch, we're

758
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: Julia Fox and Uncut Gems. What we are we are

759
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: downtown it girls. And we don't need we don't need

760
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: sponsors to make us right. It'll be past for our soul.

761
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: We podcast because we love the arts. We're gonna Julia.

762
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Steven Soderberg reached after and said,

763
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: I love you and Uncut Gems we don't have and

764
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: and and she's doing that movie. Now what movie that

765
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: just gonna announced? I got got announced today, I got

766
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: annouced today. But I don't remember what it's called the

767
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: words about, but it's got all these like be it's

768
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: like these like I mean, everyone unfilmed, everyone who has

769
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: a fucking letterbox account is coming their diapers to night.

770
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't think you. Thank you,

771
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you God. I'm so glad you can

772
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: fucking agree for once. Oh my god, there was nothing

773
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: worse than a self just like a self styled film person.

774
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: But then you have like but then like certain people

775
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: on Letterbox are like, you know you got your Like

776
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: Harry knts, you write these like thirty three paragraph reviews.

777
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: It's like, as Harry kne the last person I met

778
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: before Lockdown started, Wow, how march ty guys went to

779
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: the spot? It was the last I mean, and you

780
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: know now that I'm saying it, it's like it was

781
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: at a party. So maybe the order was such that

782
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: I then met one more person after, but it was

783
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: a party where I distinctly remember, like that one of

784
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: the last people I spoke to was her, and I

785
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: had never met her before, and it was like the

786
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: last party I went to pre lockdown. Do you think

787
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: she's sort of hopping around town going on interviews and

788
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: being like, you know, the last person I met was

789
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 1: actually George Severi's no. I think it had a much

790
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: more profound effect on me than it had on her.

791
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: I'll say she would never talked about someone, but I

792
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: have to say it was. It was, And this is

793
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: how I know she's a star. Someone who actually is

794
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: a famous podcaster. I won't say who didn't recomb her, No,

795
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: but you're honestly not far off some way. I didn't

796
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: know she was and and and said, oh something. You know,

797
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: she was with me, so maybe he was like, oh,

798
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: are you a commune or something? And then she says

799
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: the sentence I'm an actress. But it is the It

800
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: was the best line reading I've ever seen anyone, just her,

801
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm an actress. I'm an actress. I'm an act Like, well,

802
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 1: I'm an actress, and that there was so much there

803
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: that was not that was in said. It was like

804
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: a I'm an actress. B you are a fool for

805
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: not knowing. Yeah, and see remember this, Yeah, should I

806
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: start doing that? Should we all start doing that? I'm

807
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: a podcaster like and I don't know. Well as it

808
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: means we stay it with conviction. Bowen, are you? Are

809
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: you nice to strangers? Um? No, No, he's he's actually

810
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: I think i've been with Bowen when he's been recognizing

811
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: he's very nice. He's very nice. But when but when

812
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: someone crosses a line, Bowen will give them. I'm very

813
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: I'm very sensible and judicious about who I am rude

814
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: to because it is like it takes it takes an

815
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: effort for me to flip a switch and be like,

816
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to be rude to this person. Because they

817
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: deserve it, because they justifiably should. I should make them

818
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: feel bad, like if you ever met Ramona Singer, like

819
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: if I ever met Remona singer. Um, everyone tune in

820
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: to watch what Happens live. I was a little awkward

821
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: because there's a little bit of lag when they do

822
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: it on on Skype now, but it was very fun. Um.

823
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: I don't know if they cut it out. I called

824
00:48:52,880 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: Remota singer or White Supremacies in front of Andy Cohen. Okay, sorry, sorry, George,

825
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: we're gonna say no. I I the last time, well

826
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: one of the last times, when and I were together,

827
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 1: we both both Boone and I don't no longer smoke cigarettes,

828
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: but we really wanted one, and and Boone went and

829
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 1: bought a pack, and someone approached him, you know, regardless

830
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: of all of this, and and said hi and everything.

831
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: And then as we were on our way out, he

832
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: gave the rest of the pack to that person. Oh

833
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: but that's because I. That was self preserving, because I

834
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: was like, I don't I shouldn't spoke. It was because

835
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: you're generous, Matt. Now that you're a big HBO Max star,

836
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: are you gonna be nice? Are you gonna be mean.

837
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be always nice? I'm always too nice?

838
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: Does it get you in trouble? Uh m, I'll say

839
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 1: this no, Okay, so there's no there's there's no excuse

840
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: to not be very kind. Well, I'm no, I don't

841
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: know no one ever, no one, no one going as

842
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: me ever. Also, like I also like I have no

843
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: concept of you know what in New York sometimes in

844
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: l A never because who cares? Well in l A

845
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: people are less likely to say something I think, yeah,

846
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: because true, I don't know, because if I'm if I'm there,

847
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: then like probably like Kristen Bell is a foot away, well,

848
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: you're always a foot away from Kristin Bell. Well, Kristin

849
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: and I are very close and so basically we're always

850
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: going over ware together and so whenever, whenever I'm out,

851
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: like people always like Kristen, oh my, got it to you.

852
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: And she's always kind of like you're taking the front

853
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: of that. But what I mean, what I mean is

854
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: she always says, have you met Matt? She's so nice

855
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: and um no, but apparently Angelina Jolie goes to my Gelson's.

856
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: It's a supermarket chain in Los Angeles. Yeah, but like

857
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: that's what I mean, It's like there's like huge stars everywhere,

858
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: like I know, like I don't know, I can't say that,

859
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: but like literally, like Greta was just here. I was

860
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: helping her with a self tape and she like was like,

861
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: guess who my friend is on a date with right now,

862
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: And she said the name of a huge celebrity, and

863
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: I was like, that's insane that that can just happen.

864
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: Someone I know was consistently fucking that's that's that's great,

865
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: that's hot. Love that I'll say that the person that's

866
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 1: on the date with this kid right now that well,

867
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, that's I'm sorry to say a little

868
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: little oh heth there. We were all there, that we

869
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: were all there that night. Yeah, he rolled to this

870
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: party with these little twenty three year old twins. And

871
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: if he were on this podcast, he would not be

872
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: saying I'm never gonna have sex with someone under seven.

873
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: He'd be saying, I'm cly hooking up with twenty three

874
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: year old twinks. Yeah, if he was on here. If

875
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: he was on here and then you guys said, you know,

876
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to have sex I went under twenty seven,

877
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: there would be suddenly radio silence, and then it will

878
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: be be ye. He would he would turn a little

879
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: bit of a little bright shade of beat red and

880
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: he would say. I would say, this is not a

881
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: medium for him. No, no, but I mean I unlike

882
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: George severies. Once Matt would put the ball deodorant on

883
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: his testicles, this person would be like, yes, please. Well,

884
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: the reason that George reacted in the sort of adverse

885
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: way that he did is because he secretly was very

886
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: into it. He loves my balls that George. You have

887
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 1: to tell me if that's true. I mean, listen, Matt

888
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 1: and I have a history, okay, and George and I

889
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: have a history. But well, well George and I have

890
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: have an unsort of it. It's just our our paths

891
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: never crossed. Well, no, I think it's the same with Matt.

892
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: I mean I think it was longer with Matt. It

893
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: was one magical weekend when we were both in Canada

894
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: and and we both told the same producer that we

895
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: wanted to hook up with hook Year and then with Bowen.

896
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 1: It was I had I had like a sustained crush.

897
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: Sustained Well, no, I don't listen. It was like you

898
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: know what it was all revealed one night when we

899
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: went to this party and then like we were both

900
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: dunk enough that we were just like we were just like,

901
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like I had a crush on you, like

902
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: when I first right, and then it was very it

903
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: was we very quickly were like oh yeah, me too,

904
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: like we're like, okay, that's fun. It felt very sad.

905
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: I mean, it was a long time ago. It was

906
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: also just like it's it's weird to think about it

907
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: now because it was I it was like when we

908
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: first met and you were very charming and you still are,

909
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: and it was you know, it was like during the

910
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,760
Speaker 1: time that I was going through that famous breakup. Mmm,

911
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: but see, maybe you weren't really available. I would say

912
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 1: that it is very true. I would actually she was

913
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: not emotionally me not making I would say, me like

914
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 1: not doing anything about that crush. If I'm being generous

915
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: with myself, was both about me and also like out

916
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: of respect to you, because it would not I mean,

917
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: I was not right, you know, it would not have

918
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: been cute and thank you? What about Matt? What about

919
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: with Matt? That was just like a magical weekend um

920
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: sort of like before before Sunrise kind of thing. But

921
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: it was we met in the car on the way

922
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: we're getting off the plane at JFL, and I immediately, immediately,

923
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: you know, he was gay and I was gay too.

924
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 1: I immediately knew I was gay, and I thought came out.

925
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: That was like came out that weekend. It was a

926
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: huge weekend for me. Um and no. But we both

927
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: said to the one of the producers at JFL, like,

928
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: what's there, what's that person's deal? I do want to

929
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: say I was very I mean, I wouldn't say very introverted,

930
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: but I was kind of you know, this was I.

931
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 1: You were much more shy then you than you were now. Yes,

932
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: I was more shy. I hadn't moved to New York,

933
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: get every the whole thing. It was my first big

934
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: anything like literally before that. My comment, you know, the

935
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: things I had done were like comedy festivals in you know, Austin,

936
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: you know, like the going on that week and that

937
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: that that JFL weekend. There's always like a lot going on. Yes,

938
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: there was a lot going on, and I was not.

939
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: It never occurred to me that we could have hooked up. Well,

940
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: you had a boyfriend, that's ride, and so did I.

941
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: That's right. So was separate lives. Um, you know, I

942
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: feel and I feel that you know, Bone is pretty

943
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: public about his crush on Samuel. Oh, I mean, but

944
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: we've this is this is again, this is like we

945
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: talked about the broad gay as much as we talked

946
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: about my unrequited feelings for Sam. But these are this,

947
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: this is years ago. But I don't want to say

948
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: the one pair that doesn't have any history is Sam

949
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,799
Speaker 1: and that we never really went there. Well, but also

950
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: Sam and George, well yeah, what is our podcast rather

951
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: rather than a long long edging process. Well that's really

952
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: hot horror. Oh my god, that would be so crazy

953
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: if the finale of Stradio Lab was you guys telling

954
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: each other that you were in out of We're aggressive

955
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,919
Speaker 1: to each other the whole time. And then but Sam,

956
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: why didn't you ever have a crush on me? Yes?

957
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 1: Sam are type. Look, you're beautiful, you know that, But

958
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: you're not my type. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't call

959
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: myself a Samuel type. See Sam, Sam is one of

960
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: these people, and I respect it so much in a way,

961
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: whereas with other people, I'm like, oh that person is

962
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: a type like that, their scope is so narrow. But

963
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: with Sam, I'm like, it's such an it's such an

964
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 1: aggressive stance on this is the only type of person

965
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm sexually attracted to, and anyone who does not check

966
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: these boxes has no chances. Paid dust is paid dust.

967
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: I think it's it's toxic and I wish it were

968
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: not true. I think when like you meet like a

969
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: straight guy who's like has a clear type, it's like,

970
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: oh that is so bad. But I can't help it.

971
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 1: And it's what I like. It's what it is. I

972
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: get it. I've got very specific boxes. I get it.

973
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is what a lot of

974
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: people who are into bears are like. I think it's

975
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: such a specific it's one of the only healthy Um.

976
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not preferences one of the only healthy fetishes.

977
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: Am I am? I the only one here who doesn't

978
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: think I don't have a type. Wait, sorry, I want

979
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: to take back that I said one of the only

980
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: healthy fetishes. All fetishes are healthy. I meant one of

981
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: the only healthy, like you said, I think it's much

982
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: I I feel much more safe with someone who says

983
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: I like bears than with someone who's like, I like twins.

984
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: It's like they feel like a hunter. I also tried

985
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: when I was like young, I was like, I'm gonna

986
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: try to date like like skinnies, because you say, like

987
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: like bear men like people are I feel like my people.

988
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: A lot of people, my people, A lot of people

989
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: early twenties, like I was, are like of slimmer build

990
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: and not of like bearish build, and that comes very

991
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: easily to a forty something. And like I was trying

992
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: to date people who were like twenty three and like skinny,

993
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: and it was like not clicking at all. It just

994
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: like was not hot at all. I get it. No, no, no,

995
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: don't worry. I know I'm not offended anymore. But it

996
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: took until today. And Matt, look look at it this way.

997
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 1: You know you, in my eyes are twenty three and skinny.

998
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, that's huge. Thanks a k A disgusting trash uva.

999
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: The square, the quadrant. We have not crossed swords. That's

1000
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: actually fine, and that's fine, and that's that's okay and

1001
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: that's healthy sometimes. Yeah, And I do think, you know,

1002
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: at this point it is too late I want to

1003
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: put out there. Let's just denormalize like gay men befriending

1004
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: guys they've hooked up with. Like, that's there, that's their

1005
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: way of making friend. I'm like, I've I don't do that.

1006
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: I have to three people I've done that with. And

1007
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, and this is a weird like blurring of

1008
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: the lines to me already, where some seem seemed to

1009
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: have this as like a recruitment tool for or there's

1010
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: like groups of gay friends and they're like, oh, honey,

1011
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: we've all hooked up with you know, everyone's hooked up

1012
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: with everyone, remember summer oh eight. I'm can I want

1013
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: to I have a real I have a real thought

1014
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: about this though. Um I agree, it's like it doesn't

1015
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: need to be one way or the other. It's like

1016
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: friends or friends whatever. Um. I think that because when okay,

1017
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: this is kind of weird. My first friend that I

1018
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: ever made that was gay was also the person that

1019
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: I lost my virginity too. Therefore, I think that whenever

1020
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: I meet a gay person, it does go through the

1021
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: filter first of what do I feel for them sexually?

1022
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: And that's something that I have to like probably work

1023
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: out there. But like it is, I think like that

1024
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: first gay relationship that you have and the intricacies of

1025
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: that will sort of well, I'll pose the question to

1026
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: the group. Do you feel that the first gay experience

1027
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: that you had, whether this is a friend or a

1028
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: lover or whatever, has dictated if you were to look

1029
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: back on your sort of gay friendship life, anything about it. Oh,

1030
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: my my ship is too dark, So I'm not gonna

1031
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna share. Um, I'm can wait say yes,

1032
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: well yeah, wait, what's what's the what's the what's the question?

1033
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: Question is? Is? Sorry? Go ahead, man, you probably can

1034
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: ask it better than me. Georgia a lot. No, no, no,

1035
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: and let me know if I understood it correctly. Has

1036
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: your first sexual experience influenced the way you probably any

1037
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: new meeting, any new gay man. Um, And I would

1038
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: say for me, I don't think so, because my my

1039
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: first sexual experience was like freshman year of college with

1040
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: someone I felt it was like way more experienced than

1041
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: I was, but was my age. He was like one

1042
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: of these people that had like been I mean, and

1043
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: you know, this is his story to tell, but had

1044
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 1: been like hooking up with older people through high school

1045
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: in a way that in my mind, from my perspective,

1046
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: seemed like he knew what he was doing. It did

1047
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: not seem like, you know, anything darker than that, But

1048
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: I mean, who am I to say? Um? But I

1049
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: felt like he was way more experienced but was very

1050
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: accepting of the fact that I wasn't and I didn't

1051
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: feel like inadequate in any way. Um, And in fact,

1052
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: that was probably one of the healthier It's like I

1053
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: had worse, way worse hookups like later in my life,

1054
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: but I think I was lucky that my first one

1055
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: was was good. But I would say, to your point, Matt,

1056
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: like I less so feel am I attracted this person

1057
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: than the opposite? Like, and when I meet someone, I'm like,

1058
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: are they do they find me hideous? Like? Do they are?

1059
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: What do they feel towards me? Oh? I relate to that. Yeah,

1060
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: I feel like it's hard for me to Like, I

1061
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: think part of my thing was like trying to date

1062
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: people who like there was like a closet. I was

1063
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: driven by closeted nous and so I was like, Okay,

1064
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: who does no one know? And like that kind of

1065
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: So I think I still it's hard for me to

1066
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: find friends attractive because like I'm like friends with them first,

1067
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: and that like the sexualizes it in a weird way,

1068
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: like not always is, but there's something about that if

1069
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 1: I were, if we're if we're doing fair on the pod,

1070
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: then and we and we are, there's something to that

1071
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: that guys are charging and you're out of new and

1072
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: well this is this is required for me and Bowen

1073
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: because the podcast is becoming a therapy. So this is

1074
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: this actually was required training. No, actually, okay, I was

1075
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm in therapy and Matt is sort of

1076
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: dragging his heels in terms of going to therapy, which

1077
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: I think he should go to like everyone else, you

1078
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: should go. But don't you think I'm doing an amazing

1079
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: job on myself. Have you ever done therapy? No? I haven't.

1080
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: You know what, Matt, I am actually thinking of stopping therapy.

1081
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: But but this is a point to therapy because I

1082
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: think it helped me so much in the year year

1083
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: to two two years that I've done it that I

1084
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: actually feel not to say that I'm fixed, but I

1085
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: actually think I'm okay now not having it for a

1086
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: period of time. Yeah, well, isn't that how it works? Well,

1087
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: it depends. I mean, there are people that you know

1088
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: consistently have isn't that a way it can work? I mean,

1089
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: I think that's the way to be honest, that was

1090
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: my goal with it. I because also it's a lot

1091
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,439
Speaker 1: of money. I don't want to do it exactly. Yeah,

1092
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: I have a low deductible sweetie, so I'm in it. Well,

1093
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: you know, actually Bowen Yang did actually give me an

1094
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: ultimatum one time. He was like I told him I

1095
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: was very upset with him while he was smoking cigarettes,

1096
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: and I said he has to stop, and he said,

1097
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: I'll stop when you go to therapy. And it sounds like, well,

1098
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: it's not really a one to one, but I it

1099
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: is now. It's yeah, physical health, mental health. Yeah, is

1100
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: that what they said? Yes, these two Greek queens are

1101
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: informing yet horror um we are I know I want

1102
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: to go and honestly, can I ask you a question

1103
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: flat out and can you be honest to you? Bowen?

1104
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: Have you actually not been smoking cigarettes? Fallen off the

1105
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 1: wagon race? But when it? Because this is something I

1106
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: have been struggling with, Like it really is one of

1107
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: those things where you're like, oh my god, if I

1108
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: hadn't just like wanted to seem cool when I was sixteen.

1109
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 1: It is the one thing where like I'm not if

1110
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: I ever meet young people, I will not be in

1111
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: any other way like like, there's no I'm not gonna

1112
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: if I ever meet young people, I'm not gonna say

1113
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: anything about like school or what you should do or

1114
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: sex or drug. But it's like, just don't start smoking. Yeah,

1115
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: that's the one thing because it it's just it's so

1116
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm currently doing nic Gum. I might just I hate.

1117
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: I don't think the nicotine things didn't work on me.

1118
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 1: I might just go to like hypnotis at this point, Yeah,

1119
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: over zoom do they work? I don't know. I think

1120
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: that that does work. And I think the n well,

1121
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: I think it worked for Pat like he was cigarettes.

1122
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: Literally that's actually he is real. Wow, we haven't had

1123
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 1: pad On in a fucking minute. Guy, we have to

1124
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 1: get her back. Um. I haven't checked in with her

1125
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: about her chewing um. But listen, whatever your vices, whatever

1126
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: your vices, I accept the three of you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Um.

1127
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you accept Bowen. No, I do.

1128
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 1: I accept him greatly. It hurts. It hurts. Okay. Also,

1129
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: I'll say this, I don't care as much now that

1130
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 1: we're in COVID times and like that the world is

1131
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: insane and trumps and based taxes whatever, It's just like

1132
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 1: I kind of don't really care if people are, you know,

1133
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 1: indulging the whatever. And if if Bone wants to smoke

1134
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 1: a cigarette to fucking feel more less stressed out, and

1135
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 1: I know that there's a lot going on if you

1136
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: wants to smoke a cigarette whatever, I'm not going to

1137
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: get on my fucking high horse and be like, don't

1138
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes because maybe it's making him feel better for

1139
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: a minute. I wish it wasn't the case, but I

1140
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: mean not good ultimately. No, you know that, and so

1141
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: you'll make your own decisions about it. But you know

1142
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: how I feel. Sam, what we're gonna say, um, it

1143
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: has the mood has passed, Um, but bring that mood.

1144
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: Bring back the mood. You were gonna talk about bottoming.

1145
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 1: You want to talk about how good it feels to

1146
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 1: have a penis in your butt that's really hard and

1147
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: it hits your hits your prostate. You know what thisants

1148
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 1: to be? That hard? Jesus, come on, make it a

1149
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: little soft, make it go easy for mecid pick. I

1150
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: don't like it when it's too hard. That's a little ouchy.

1151
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: George wants that penus very hard. I wanted to be hard. Listen,

1152
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:06,959
Speaker 1: call me crazy, but I wanted to be erect Listen,

1153
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: George is a sex negative person that wants the dick hard.

1154
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:17,839
Speaker 1: I chat it over this person that George has invented,

1155
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 1: which is a girl with blue hair, saying, absolutely you

1156
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: talking about I won you're talking about. I know, I know,

1157
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,680
Speaker 1: I know. Her her name is Millie. Everyone knows what

1158
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Um, and she and tell you something

1159
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 1: else about And I know you are talking too much.

1160
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: And now that I recognize that, it's no longer a problem.

1161
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no. I had

1162
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: a huge crush on someone. This was my maybe sophomore

1163
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: junior year, who was one of the people that worked

1164
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: at the Sexual Health Resource Center, and so in order

1165
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 1: to literally have anything to talk about with him, because

1166
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: he was not, you know, the most interesting person. He's

1167
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:59,679
Speaker 1: not a doctor. Um, I took this like one unit

1168
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 1: class us that they offered on like sexual health, even

1169
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 1: though I was I did not care at all, just

1170
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: to have something to talk about him. And this was

1171
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 1: a yearlong thing. And then it turns out he did

1172
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,719
Speaker 1: not like me. So maybe that's where my sex negativity

1173
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 1: comes from. This girl with the blue hair that you

1174
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: have invented I think she if we're filling out this

1175
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: character a little, I also want to say she was

1176
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: in the theater group, but not the main one. She

1177
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: was in like the ultimative theater group that like put

1178
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:30,759
Speaker 1: on shows in like the cafeteria as opposed to the theater. Yes, yes, exactly,

1179
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: like like like unauthorized, unauthorized colon Bye bye Birdie, and

1180
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,560
Speaker 1: it's like a little it's like bye bye Birdie. But

1181
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,840
Speaker 1: they say like they call each other like sluts and stuff.

1182
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: It's British and they call each other slags. The diffic

1183
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 1: thing with her is that she ultimately does not have

1184
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 1: any talents or interests, and so she's not She has

1185
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,320
Speaker 1: landed on sex because it's something that's just provocative enough

1186
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: that it doesn't have to build on any other personality,

1187
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's it's really about her father. Well sure,

1188
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,639
Speaker 1: but so is like the theater, but she doesn't even

1189
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 1: have that. Theater is about her father. Yes, now I'm

1190
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, I'm feeling some I feel some empathy

1191
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 1: towards this girl, even though she's not real. Because as

1192
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: we said, we all we do all know this. I

1193
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: have nothing but empathy Well, the thing about this girl

1194
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 1: is that she is the girl who we were friends

1195
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: with in high school. But in college there were people

1196
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 1: that we could actually be friends with. We weren't friends

1197
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,560
Speaker 1: with her anymore. She was a good ally, She was

1198
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 1: a great allig school. She was one of the only

1199
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 1: people that like was pro gay in the year like

1200
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: two thousand and six. She intrinsically knew you were literally

1201
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 1: had a friend like this, and her name was Nicky,

1202
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: and I remember he address. This is one thing I

1203
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 1: have to say about her. She was She was like

1204
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,760
Speaker 1: my first friend who she told me that she was

1205
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: by and I allied and said that I was by.

1206
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:02,600
Speaker 1: And this is truly like grade fifth grade. And I

1207
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:06,719
Speaker 1: remember that her screen name nor her email was Gucci Nikki,

1208
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,479
Speaker 1: like Gucci the brand, but it was spelled g o

1209
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 1: O c h y Nikki. I think that's like, I

1210
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: think that's like knowing that it's time. It's a really

1211
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 1: queer way to spell Gucci. That's and I also want

1212
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 1: to say about this girl that is in We are

1213
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 1: now in college with her and distancing ourselves from her.

1214
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 1: We are the villains in the in the story. We

1215
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 1: are yeah, we are bad because we get one ounce

1216
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 1: of like, well, actually I'm I know who I am

1217
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,920
Speaker 1: now and we're out, like she was there by our

1218
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 1: sides when we were in need, and we immediately Yeah,

1219
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: we met one kind of cute gay guy named Tyler

1220
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: who was on his way out to a club, who

1221
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: had a fake I d for us, and we left Corey,

1222
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,880
Speaker 1: Corey Nikki Millie in the dust. Okay, this is not

1223
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 1: quite This is just an analog, like a grown up

1224
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: analog in my own life only and no one else.

1225
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: So maybe you guys don't relate. But recently I have

1226
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 1: unfollowed people who I worked at a day job with,

1227
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 1: like specifically like the like boogie white women who like

1228
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,439
Speaker 1: didn't really care if I lived or died or only

1229
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 1: like sort of like caught went like only like was

1230
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,679
Speaker 1: aware that I existed, like once I didn't work there anymore.

1231
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like there's some like there's

1232
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: some analog to Corey here where I'm just like, oh,

1233
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,679
Speaker 1: I don't you guys, like don't really like you guys

1234
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,040
Speaker 1: aren't in my life anymore, and I don't need to

1235
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 1: see your trips to Maine and like I don't like

1236
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: that doesn't every trip to Maine is beautiful. Every every

1237
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: trip to Maine is beautiful. In these trying times, Maine

1238
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: is our only respite now more than ever. Maine Underdog.

1239
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 1: Title of app Underdog, that's that's not very often that

1240
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 1: you do you like something enough to be title of that,

1241
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: but not not quite enough to like make it so

1242
01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 1: well well, people don't know what the readers don't know

1243
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: what home was. Whenever I say title of we then

1244
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: have our producers, our team, they go and they check,

1245
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 1: try to clear the title, and so it doesn't always.

1246
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 1: So it's fun. It's it's really important to have an

1247
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 1: underdog or an alternative because sometimes we can't always get clearance.

1248
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,200
Speaker 1: I still remember that there was a title of for

1249
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: my episode that I thought was going to be the title,

1250
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 1: and then it wasn't and it was rhymes with Zendeia. Instead,

1251
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: it was my Big Fat Greek Culture, which I think

1252
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 1: is like a better title maybe for like a passerby

1253
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 1: of a podcast, but rhymes with Zendeia I think is

1254
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: much more in the voice of That's why on this

1255
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:39,080
Speaker 1: episode it's more underdog. For title of EP is rhymes

1256
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:42,360
Speaker 1: with Sendea yeah, And you know what, Zendia was the

1257
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,799
Speaker 1: underdog at the Emmy's and she took home the statue

1258
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 1: beautiful to. One of my most toxic traits is I

1259
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:53,000
Speaker 1: was kind of sad for Jennifer and is then for

1260
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 1: one second same toxic I think. Actually, I mean Szendia

1261
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: is like technically the underdog but likes as like the

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01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 1: cool one. Right now, it's like once me more than

1263
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 1: vin Ze. Yeah for Sandra. I know, I know I'm biased,

1264
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: but Sandra showed up on the Zoom shopped from Clapped

1265
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,240
Speaker 1: Winds in Day oh one, wore like a beautiful like

1266
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: BLM jacket um in Korean and like she like just

1267
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: showed up and like was present, Like I I hope she.

1268
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:29,040
Speaker 1: I hope she gets her gets her flowers someday from

1269
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 1: the damn Television Academy. Yeah, you know. What I also

1270
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,800
Speaker 1: thought was such a flex was like the celebrities who

1271
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 1: couldn't even bother to get on Zoomy, Like Meryl Streep

1272
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 1: was not getting on Zoom, Olivia Coleman was not getting

1273
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,440
Speaker 1: on zoom, Laura Dern did not get on Zoom. Cape Blanchett,

1274
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:48,679
Speaker 1: who was the star of Mrs America, did not get

1275
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 1: on zoom. They probably called a head and we're like

1276
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna win, and they were like, no, girl, sure, sure, sure,

1277
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 1: so don't waste Cape Lunchets time. Cape Planchett is not

1278
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,160
Speaker 1: going to get on the zoom and lose. Who beat

1279
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: Cape Blanchet, Miss Regina, Oh well that makes sense, you

1280
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,840
Speaker 1: know what. This is the one thing I'll say about

1281
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 1: the end. I think the fact that the three things

1282
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: that one big Watchman, ships, creak, and succession like, regardless

1283
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,160
Speaker 1: of my personal feelings, I think all three of them

1284
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:17,559
Speaker 1: capture something about the moment, and I think they were

1285
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,840
Speaker 1: the right, the correct winners, despite the fact that there

1286
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:23,760
Speaker 1: are certain people I'm sad lost. I think, you know,

1287
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: was the ship's creek sweep a bit much? Sure, but

1288
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,000
Speaker 1: I actually think it makes sense that those are the

1289
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:33,960
Speaker 1: three big winners. George, that was such a tasteful take,

1290
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: such a positive you know, sort of just sort of

1291
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: you know, it's I'm happy to be here and I'm

1292
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm happy to see everyone else succeeding. I love that

1293
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 1: from you can I can I sar something out there

1294
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: while he was saying it, he looked so beautiful. He

1295
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:53,639
Speaker 1: looks so beautiful while he was beautiful. I always look

1296
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:59,240
Speaker 1: more beautiful when i'm being um positive. Yeah, looks incredible

1297
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:06,439
Speaker 1: on you. Thank you. Enjoy it while it lasts bit ugly. Now,

1298
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 1: it's crazy you went from stunning icon to wore ugly

1299
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 1: in a second. That's my my comedy album is stunning

1300
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:23,200
Speaker 1: icon to or ugly devolves over the course of an hour.

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01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 1: Stunning icon to hore ugly is the that's like, it's

1302
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 1: a yeah, it's from Justin to Kelly. I guess that

1303
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 1: movie was about texting. Do you ever think about what

1304
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,960
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. You've never seen it, I've never

1305
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 1: seen an I've never seen anither. But I believe you

1306
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: when you say that it's about stunning icons. Well, that's

1307
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:47,479
Speaker 1: what I believe. Literally, that's what the movie was. It

1308
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,080
Speaker 1: was from Justin to Kelly, like they would text each other,

1309
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:52,400
Speaker 1: and that's the whole the whole crux of the movie

1310
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 1: is the bitchy blonde friend who like of course was

1311
01:16:55,439 --> 01:17:00,560
Speaker 1: me and because she was well basically yes, she like

1312
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 1: somehow gets one of their phone and sends a text

1313
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 1: that's to fund them up, and they fall for it,

1314
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 1: and then she almost gets her way. That blonde bitch.

1315
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:11,599
Speaker 1: That's actually a really solid premise. I'm gonna say amazing.

1316
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,839
Speaker 1: I like the simplicity of Yeah, George, you're you're stunning

1317
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 1: this this this warm client take. You're stunning icon you

1318
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 1: you glow, Alison Brie, it's actually really culture number forty nine.

1319
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 1: You glow, you Glowrie. I think it's time for I

1320
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey, Why do you want to end?

1321
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:41,679
Speaker 1: I know? I keep going, we king, I'm mostly kidding.

1322
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:45,639
Speaker 1: You're supposed to write a sketch. Oh oh my goh

1323
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 1: my god, what's it gonna be pitched to us? Baby?

1324
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 1: You CB class can wait? Unbelievable. No one's taking his

1325
01:17:53,640 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 1: three on one. That Scotch. I would watch that Scotch.

1326
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 1: I would absolutely watch that. Joe Biden but he's gay?

1327
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: What what kind of things would he say? You think, George?

1328
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:15,160
Speaker 1: He'd say, um, malarkey in my asshole? Sam? What would

1329
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:19,599
Speaker 1: the second beat beat? That's the only beat I had,

1330
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 1: That's the only Joe Biden but I know is the malarkey?

1331
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,719
Speaker 1: I think there's something like where um um, something about

1332
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,240
Speaker 1: we have to do something with like doctor Jill, Like

1333
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 1: maybe she's like, I'm a doctor. That's how I can

1334
01:18:31,439 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: tell my husband's gay. He'd be like, yeah, I've got

1335
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:38,880
Speaker 1: a stutter from sucking dick too much. Apparently you can

1336
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 1: get a stutter from that. Now. Yeah, he's like, I

1337
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,880
Speaker 1: must be gay. I named my son Hunter. Oh oh

1338
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 1: my god, that old queen. What George picked queen? Yeah,

1339
01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 1: from New York. And she comes in and I Rudolf

1340
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 1: comes in playing Kamala and she does a death drop

1341
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,519
Speaker 1: and the lady Gaga comes in on zoom and says,

1342
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:10,559
Speaker 1: live from New York. It's fineness, it's my city, New York.

1343
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 1: Live from New York. I want to say everyone from

1344
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:25,320
Speaker 1: this what was the host? And she said, put your

1345
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,280
Speaker 1: paws up for Charlie Pooth. I would stand, I would

1346
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:47,800
Speaker 1: stand s t a n that for Charlie Pooth, but

1347
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,400
Speaker 1: does have his pa. I'll tell you what. He's had

1348
01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:53,000
Speaker 1: his finger in his butt hole jacking off for Charlie Pooth.

1349
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 1: You do it for like a week. It was for

1350
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,320
Speaker 1: the you know what. I was doing that too. You

1351
01:19:57,439 --> 01:20:01,439
Speaker 1: both had your fingers and your assholes natative. But now

1352
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:03,519
Speaker 1: he's a little too like queer baby. You know what

1353
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, like something about I've taken a turn

1354
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 1: off of Charlie Pooth Road. Yeah, road was actually right

1355
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,240
Speaker 1: next to Abbey road. Yeah, I prefer him to that other,

1356
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaker 1: the Calvin Klein one with the Cabayo. You mean father

1357
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 1: first of all, first straight fucking father. That's you sound

1358
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:33,320
Speaker 1: like straight And his name is Sean Don Mendece. Interesting.

1359
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:44,639
Speaker 1: You forget the poc well iconic BIPOC people, people who

1360
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:50,320
Speaker 1: say but phone nate the the letters b well BIPOC.

1361
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think it was io a Debris on

1362
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: our podcast in fact, who said BIPOC is the all

1363
01:20:56,479 --> 01:21:03,360
Speaker 1: lives matter of acronyms. Yes, yes, absolutely, I think, so, honey,

1364
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:05,439
Speaker 1: or what I think it's time? I have one? Do

1365
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 1: you have one? Matt? But it feels like you want

1366
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 1: to storm the floor and go first. No no, no,

1367
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,639
Speaker 1: no no no, But I think we let's just stick

1368
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:16,599
Speaker 1: to Okay, I have one. Okay, So this is our segment.

1369
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. We take one minute to

1370
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,240
Speaker 1: rail against something in culture. This is Matt Rodgers. I

1371
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,599
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't

1372
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Acres, what are you? How big are you?

1373
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 1: Stupid bitch acre? I have been told that. I'm like, oh, yes,

1374
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,680
Speaker 1: I have this many acres of land? Fuck you? It's

1375
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 1: how many miles? Has it n how many feet? Because

1376
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 1: now we can talk, I understand how much feet is?

1377
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:43,680
Speaker 1: What is acres? I don't think so, honey, that I know,

1378
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: and also not for nothing, But why are you talking

1379
01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: like your old timey hon. It's the year of our

1380
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 1: lar two thousand twenty. We say feet, inches, yards meters.

1381
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,720
Speaker 1: If you want to get Europe, listen acres No, I

1382
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, acres, I don't think so. Money

1383
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:03,599
Speaker 1: just ribing how much quote unquote land you have? An acre's? Literally?

1384
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 1: What is an acre? Who can tell me? And also

1385
01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:09,000
Speaker 1: not for another but a c r. You don't have

1386
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 1: no alibi? You ugly. I can't even say this word.

1387
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:17,720
Speaker 1: It's not sacred, it's acre. And also get out of

1388
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: that five second get out of here, acres more. If

1389
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying that, I want to say acorn. Hello, and

1390
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:29,720
Speaker 1: that's one. That's amazing, that's one of your best. Hell yeah,

1391
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Does anyone know what an acre is?

1392
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:38,479
Speaker 1: I guess you smart quote nquote smart people. I once

1393
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,479
Speaker 1: lived on a farm and we said we live on

1394
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: It was on six acres, and I always I could

1395
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,680
Speaker 1: visualize that, but I actually don't know how to was

1396
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,320
Speaker 1: it a huge property? Like what it was pretty big?

1397
01:22:49,439 --> 01:22:54,120
Speaker 1: Actually yes? And I similarly, my grandfather before he passed

1398
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,880
Speaker 1: in Greece, bought three acres like in the middle of

1399
01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 1: nowhere and it was his dream, like he wanted to

1400
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 1: cultivate the land and that was And so I know

1401
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 1: what three acres looks like? Does an acre sound like?

1402
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound like a food? It sounds like a honey, Yes,

1403
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,200
Speaker 1: it really, I'll get I'll get the apricot acre acre. Yeah,

1404
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:20,759
Speaker 1: that sounds delicious, and someone like it's actually a cray.

1405
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 1: So so I just want to say, like, for once

1406
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,920
Speaker 1: and for all, no one could tell me what an

1407
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:30,800
Speaker 1: acre was not here. That's true, that's true. But I

1408
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:34,320
Speaker 1: mean this is our urban bias and we're being very

1409
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,240
Speaker 1: anti real America. Didn't you hear me say I lived

1410
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 1: on a farm? Well, Sam, you live in Wick. That's

1411
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:48,280
Speaker 1: a good point. A smelly farm, shut up, my god,

1412
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 1: pig sty fucker pigs or smelly girl. Smell you're the

1413
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,560
Speaker 1: smelly girl. You put stink all over your balls and

1414
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,560
Speaker 1: not Oh yeah, I've heard of you. You smell like

1415
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:07,840
Speaker 1: whole and you fuck when when you is disgusting. Mad.

1416
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,559
Speaker 1: I wish you could all do a smell test now

1417
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 1: that you've been wearing your ball deodorant for thirty minutes,

1418
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:15,280
Speaker 1: I just want to make it very clear that my

1419
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:24,960
Speaker 1: pants are still completely off. Oh I've started, and I'm

1420
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,000
Speaker 1: covering myself up with a blanket because you have to

1421
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:31,280
Speaker 1: be kouth, but you know you have to be pooth

1422
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,280
Speaker 1: more like mad. As you were standing there with no

1423
01:24:35,439 --> 01:24:38,080
Speaker 1: pants during this recording, which of our voices made you

1424
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:42,720
Speaker 1: most hard? What pressed up against the throw and don't lie?

1425
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:46,120
Speaker 1: We'll be able to tell. Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

1426
01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 1: I feel like Bowen's voice I hear all the time,

1427
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:54,599
Speaker 1: and so I'm sort of just like used to it sexually,

1428
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:57,720
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And you know the both

1429
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: of you have very sexual tones to your voice. But

1430
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:07,800
Speaker 1: I do think I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and

1431
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 1: give it to Sam because we haven't explored that yet

1432
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 1: in our like, Oh that's so nice. We haven't tickled yet. Sam.

1433
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:19,759
Speaker 1: You are making me the hardest is a challenge. Yeah, definitely,

1434
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,360
Speaker 1: thank you for your support. However, I cannot reciprocate at

1435
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 1: this time. Okay, that's fine. Let me think this, um,

1436
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 1: this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey, if

1437
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 1: you can believe it or not, and I can confirm

1438
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: that his, well, let me get my thing up. Okay,

1439
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:39,960
Speaker 1: his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Lady

1440
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,679
Speaker 1: Gaga abandoning the concept of kindness punks after the release

1441
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:46,559
Speaker 1: of Stupid. There was no call back to it at

1442
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 1: any point in the Chromatica release cycle, and we still

1443
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,960
Speaker 1: have not heard one damn thing about what kind of

1444
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 1: kindness punks are and do or think. And I want

1445
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 1: to know more about kindness punks because I wanted to

1446
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,400
Speaker 1: be one. When I first heard the term in this punk,

1447
01:26:00,439 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 1: I said, I want to be that. But now I

1448
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,120
Speaker 1: don't know what that thing is. I don't know what

1449
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,639
Speaker 1: that that is. And Lady Gaga, you have some defining

1450
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,599
Speaker 1: to do instead of making all these videos about being

1451
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,559
Speaker 1: hit by a car or something. Nine one one, your

1452
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 1: biggest enemy is you because you're not. No, your biggest

1453
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: enemy is me, Papa one, please patch the line. I

1454
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 1: think you need to explain what a kindness punk is

1455
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,360
Speaker 1: because they're the people need to know more. It's what

1456
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:26,880
Speaker 1: we need as a culture to be kindness punks. But again,

1457
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:29,680
Speaker 1: who among you? This is like the Acre's question, who

1458
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:32,200
Speaker 1: among who among you can tell me what a kindness

1459
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:37,240
Speaker 1: punk in October? I need to know what it is

1460
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:39,920
Speaker 1: because that's the only way we can heal. That's one minute.

1461
01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 1: You know, while I agree, I had been waiting for

1462
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga to explore the theme of trauma. You know,

1463
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:50,680
Speaker 1: I feel like we haven't heard about that from her. Yeah,

1464
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:52,439
Speaker 1: That's that was why I was excited to see the

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01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:55,519
Speaker 1: video because I just hadn't really heard her delve into that.

1466
01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:58,120
Speaker 1: But but I do just say, want, I appreciate you

1467
01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:02,080
Speaker 1: speaking truth to power, But I'm kind of was so

1468
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,240
Speaker 1: thrilled that she didn't just keep saying kindness punks. I

1469
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,320
Speaker 1: thought it was a smart move to be like, actually,

1470
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and just leave that in the past.

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01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:13,200
Speaker 1: Sam stand. Sam is stand more so than any of

1472
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:17,680
Speaker 1: the like stand Twitter accounts. Yeah, I'm a bigger I'm

1473
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:20,320
Speaker 1: a bigger Gaga stand than Sam Is Like, Okay, fight,

1474
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, girls, go for it. Bo when you

1475
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:25,600
Speaker 1: have dirty seconds Right now, I'm putting time on the

1476
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 1: clock to say why you were a bigger I think

1477
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:36,160
Speaker 1: that Bowen literally wants needs to work. George. I don't

1478
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:39,280
Speaker 1: need your opinion, I really and you looked at you

1479
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:43,479
Speaker 1: look disgusting, honey, and you look ugly, poor, ugly. You

1480
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:46,760
Speaker 1: look like an ugly whore when you said that. And

1481
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:49,439
Speaker 1: you've looked pretty hot before before earlier, but now you

1482
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:58,759
Speaker 1: look ugly. So stop anyway, one one acre, sixty square feet. Okay,

1483
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:03,760
Speaker 1: that feels like we're not doing this. We need to move.

1484
01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was the premise to attack standwiches say

1485
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:13,280
Speaker 1: little monster talk about how you are a bigger stand

1486
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,479
Speaker 1: than Lady Gaga in relation to Sam go Okay, I

1487
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:19,280
Speaker 1: was checking in on Gaga daily, the official Lady Gaga

1488
01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:24,040
Speaker 1: message boards every single day during the art pop era

1489
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:27,680
Speaker 1: when people were not on board. I was with her

1490
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:29,680
Speaker 1: when she was at her lowest, at her worst, and

1491
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:33,759
Speaker 1: I was still standing and still engaging in the conversation, sweetie,

1492
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 1: So I will. I've been there for Gaga when she

1493
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:38,040
Speaker 1: was at her lowest, I will be there for her

1494
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:40,599
Speaker 1: when she is at her best. I watched the entire

1495
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:43,400
Speaker 1: south By Southwest Kea where she where she was in

1496
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,720
Speaker 1: a garbage bag and had white dreads. Sam is Sam

1497
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:51,280
Speaker 1: is white? Okay, So now Sam, you now have to

1498
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:53,479
Speaker 1: do the same thing towards Bowen. And remember that he

1499
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,559
Speaker 1: called you white, so it might be wise to say

1500
01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:00,439
Speaker 1: something about his race. Bowen. I'm may not have been

1501
01:29:00,479 --> 01:29:02,240
Speaker 1: on the message boards, and I may not be the

1502
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 1: encyclopedia of Gaga knowledge that you are, but I have

1503
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,559
Speaker 1: heart and isn't that what loving Gaga is all about?

1504
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,200
Speaker 1: Because I have loved her since the beginning, and I

1505
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:15,200
Speaker 1: don't I don't check the message boards. I'm not a

1506
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:18,479
Speaker 1: researcher for Gaga daily. I am a fan and a

1507
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:21,760
Speaker 1: stand and a standard is an emotional bond like one

1508
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,519
Speaker 1: would have with the Lord who I believe in and

1509
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: who is Gaga? And my paws are up and you

1510
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:32,759
Speaker 1: are white too? Yes, he is all right? Well, George,

1511
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:43,120
Speaker 1: who won listen? Peress Hilton. I really I have to

1512
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 1: give it. I have to give it to my co

1513
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:46,800
Speaker 1: host Sam Taggart, but I also have to say that

1514
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,559
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed that he didn't bring up since Bowen brought

1515
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:51,840
Speaker 1: up south By south West, Sam should have brought up

1516
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:54,519
Speaker 1: the vomit artist that in fact accompanied Lady Gaga south

1517
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,960
Speaker 1: Southwest and who is very important in stradio lab lore

1518
01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:01,160
Speaker 1: and we have discussed doing multiple include Bowen one, including

1519
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:04,040
Speaker 1: my episode. We talked about her a lot and we

1520
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 1: all stand the vomit artist equally. So Sam won this round,

1521
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:11,360
Speaker 1: but Bowen could always know that I had a crush

1522
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:14,800
Speaker 1: on him for multiple weeks. Well that's a good opinion.

1523
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:17,680
Speaker 1: That's why I asked for your opinion. And now I

1524
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:23,600
Speaker 1: say so so that you were your opinion when you

1525
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:27,479
Speaker 1: said that. All right, So now it's going to be

1526
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:31,439
Speaker 1: time actually for Bowen. Who should go first? George should

1527
01:30:31,439 --> 01:30:34,160
Speaker 1: go first? George? Okay, I have I have a very

1528
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,639
Speaker 1: I have an improv you one. Are you ready? Yeah,

1529
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,839
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about that. Famed stand up George Savers

1530
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,360
Speaker 1: doesn't improvily, I don't think remember that. Remember who's in

1531
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:51,880
Speaker 1: the chat, famous improvisers Boone Yang and Sam Tiger. They

1532
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:55,640
Speaker 1: were both on their teams. I heard of it. I

1533
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:57,280
Speaker 1: have knocked out of the park every I don't think

1534
01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:02,720
Speaker 1: so I done. Okay, he really has for another for

1535
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:06,400
Speaker 1: another grants here is George bars I don't think so.

1536
01:31:06,439 --> 01:31:09,800
Speaker 1: One of these time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, Instagram,

1537
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:15,960
Speaker 1: I think we have all seen enough to Just to

1538
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:20,120
Speaker 1: illustrate this, I'm going to improvise by going on Instagram

1539
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:22,400
Speaker 1: on my phone right now and doing live commentary on

1540
01:31:22,479 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 1: each let's see sharing factually and accurate graphics about voting. Okay,

1541
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:31,559
Speaker 1: let's see a gay person sharing a meme about Kim

1542
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:36,599
Speaker 1: catrall stupid. Someone at the moment wearing a mask. It's

1543
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:40,479
Speaker 1: Natalie Walker and she actually looks gorgeous. Oh, someone made

1544
01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:43,840
Speaker 1: a cartoon, but it's bad. A video on someone's fince

1545
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:46,439
Speaker 1: to of them cooking. Why would you make an entirely

1546
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:50,920
Speaker 1: new Instagram shade get her? Um? Okay, an advertisement for

1547
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:56,240
Speaker 1: furniture I can afford design within reach? Where? Oh okay?

1548
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,280
Speaker 1: Someone I don't like but got a writing job recently. Um,

1549
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:03,720
Speaker 1: don't grab character video from It's really funny, but I'm

1550
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:05,400
Speaker 1: not gonna do it now, and how much time do

1551
01:32:05,439 --> 01:32:07,559
Speaker 1: I have? And I just let say I don't think so. Honey, scientists,

1552
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:13,639
Speaker 1: where's the vaccine? Oh my god, one you got hurt? Jade,

1553
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:19,160
Speaker 1: you really did? And stuff found dead? Scientists found dead?

1554
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,519
Speaker 1: Not found working hard enough, that's for sure. Well what

1555
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:28,479
Speaker 1: I have to say? You really beautiful? You shut that down? Yeah,

1556
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:35,000
Speaker 1: you know you're really You're really onto something there, George,

1557
01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,840
Speaker 1: Because who I buy a show of hands? Who feels

1558
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:43,360
Speaker 1: good on Instagram? Me raise their hands. Let's move on

1559
01:32:43,439 --> 01:32:48,559
Speaker 1: to Sam, I have to go, oh my god, that's

1560
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:54,360
Speaker 1: your opinion. Um, okay, so Sam Taggert, this is your

1561
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,880
Speaker 1: like millions. I don't think so, honey. I feel and

1562
01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:00,280
Speaker 1: you sometimes do pull out like really real thinker. You

1563
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:04,680
Speaker 1: know they're honestly, i'd say they're or miss welcome to

1564
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:11,240
Speaker 1: the club. And his time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

1565
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,280
Speaker 1: My big fat ass with its little little hole. It

1566
01:33:14,479 --> 01:33:19,120
Speaker 1: is for potential suitors. They see that big round, acre

1567
01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:23,840
Speaker 1: wide and they say, I'm gonna pick penis in that

1568
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:29,080
Speaker 1: and and then when they try, oh baby, I say no,

1569
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:31,400
Speaker 1: thank you, I actually can't. I'm actually really bad at that.

1570
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:34,360
Speaker 1: Can we actually stop? I'm sorry? Can you make it?

1571
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,200
Speaker 1: Tell for me? They say no, this is how sex works.

1572
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,400
Speaker 1: It's a hard dick in a hole. And I just

1573
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:41,120
Speaker 1: want to say this is some sort of mirage for men.

1574
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:43,599
Speaker 1: It's it's cruel what I do to them. I present

1575
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:48,519
Speaker 1: them with this luscious rump. They want to gobble it up,

1576
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:52,439
Speaker 1: and yet they can't because the whole is too small.

1577
01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:56,680
Speaker 1: It's like those butterflies that precinct as predators with the

1578
01:33:56,800 --> 01:34:01,400
Speaker 1: big eyes, but mine presents something to look And then

1579
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:05,439
Speaker 1: you actually learned that you can't and it's some sort

1580
01:34:05,479 --> 01:34:09,320
Speaker 1: of trick and trap and I am sorry, and I

1581
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:13,840
Speaker 1: forgive you for trying. And that's one minute. Wow, I

1582
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:17,880
Speaker 1: really relate. Do you have a small hole too? Oh? Yes,

1583
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:21,439
Speaker 1: medically so you so, Sam, you have a small hole.

1584
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:24,519
Speaker 1: But when you have a small hole, it's it's um,

1585
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:27,559
Speaker 1: it's small. Medically, I don't know if I've gotten medically

1586
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:30,320
Speaker 1: told that it's that's a small hole, but it feels

1587
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:33,679
Speaker 1: I identify as having a small hole. Okay, And George,

1588
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 1: I would say, mine's average. Yeah, all right, all right,

1589
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:49,479
Speaker 1: this has been um I would say electric. This was

1590
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,519
Speaker 1: one of the most electric episodes. It was like serious

1591
01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:55,840
Speaker 1: for a little right, like kind of scary. I liked

1592
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,839
Speaker 1: I liked them. I liked the sequencing of this episode

1593
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 1: where it started out, you know, fun. I brought a

1594
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,360
Speaker 1: weird question in where I was like, I'm the Sam

1595
01:35:03,479 --> 01:35:05,400
Speaker 1: and George is the Mat and then we argued about

1596
01:35:05,439 --> 01:35:07,240
Speaker 1: that and then it got serious. But then it got

1597
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:09,640
Speaker 1: it got really fun and giggly and cookie at the end.

1598
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't remember it being serious. It was serious. It

1599
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:20,559
Speaker 1: was really serious. It was very serious. Gas lighters, big time,

1600
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:25,360
Speaker 1: doing anything to gain rous fiber and we were making

1601
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:35,559
Speaker 1: blue hair and MAT's over here big time. Oh my god,

1602
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:45,040
Speaker 1: there good doing anything to dead your I don't know

1603
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 1: that next word. This has been a wonderful episode of

1604
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:52,960
Speaker 1: Las culture Stas. Please please reader, listen to Stradio Lab

1605
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:55,840
Speaker 1: but one of the best podcasts. It makes us laugh.

1606
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:59,120
Speaker 1: So it makes us laugh. So they are really doing

1607
01:35:59,160 --> 01:36:02,360
Speaker 1: the work, the good work of booking guests outside of

1608
01:36:02,439 --> 01:36:06,120
Speaker 1: the lost Culturistas the universe, and for that we thank them.

1609
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:09,479
Speaker 1: And um, it really sort of expands my horizons as

1610
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:12,160
Speaker 1: a listener. It taught them way too long to book us.

1611
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:17,479
Speaker 1: That's not true, No, it did. Okay, it's true. For Matt,

1612
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:20,719
Speaker 1: it's truer Mat. Okay. We close every we close every

1613
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:28,720
Speaker 1: every episode of the song guess side time anything? Do

1614
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:33,639
Speaker 1: we sing a lot? Yes? I'm bad at that one.

1615
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Here here we go, No no, no, here I have

1616
01:36:39,240 --> 01:37:02,000
Speaker 1: a good one. Go. I was twenty three. Tell listen

1617
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:04,920
Speaker 1: to more of that. This is the best Lady Gaga album.

1618
01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:05,479
Speaker 1: Joe A