1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: I forced everyone in my group project to get a zero. 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 2: Am I the ale okop, this is Okayop. 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 3: I'm Samuel Dunner and I'm John Fry, and we tell 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 3: the funniest stories on the Internet. And John, this is 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 3: a legit intro am. I right, yes it is. It 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 3: is definitely not our editor messing with us because we 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 3: forgot to record it. 8 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: Winky face, John, what's the worst group project that you've 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,599 Speaker 1: ever been a part of. 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:30,159 Speaker 4: I think one time I was in like chemistry, like 11 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 4: tenth grade, and I was in the group with like 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 4: you know when there's just like the super beautiful people 13 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 4: in high school, just like they're clearly going to be models. 14 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 4: It was like two of them and then me. So John, 15 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 4: I think I did too. I am beautiful, but objectively speaking, 16 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 4: there were some beautiful ass people there. I'd be actually 17 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 4: surfer dude with like hazel green eyes and not you 18 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 4: but another one, and and then this chick who was 19 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 4: like a runner, like the blondest hair you've ever seen. 20 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 2: It was. It was ridiculous. 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. So they did absolutely nothing. I think 22 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: they did nothing. Yes, nice, nice, beautiful people. You can't 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: expect them to do crap. 24 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 2: That's right. 25 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: Well, I have a story about some not so beautiful 26 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: people also not doing a crap. 27 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 2: Oh dear, oh dear. 28 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,639 Speaker 1: I forced everyone in my group project to get a zero. 29 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 2: Am I the a hole? You know what kind of 30 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 2: sounds like it? 31 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: You know, it always sounds like it. See what the 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 1: story says. Let me see that sounds bad, but please read. 33 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 1: So my university side class, we have these group essay 34 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: projects where we basically split the topic into parts and 35 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: we write each party. We had two weeks to do 36 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: our parts. It's about a paragraph each, and we had 37 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: already known what parts were doing. We share the document 38 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: and everything. It's really not that much work. It literally 39 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: would take maybe twenty minutes. So basically everything's set up 40 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: for everyone to succeed. That's literally so said. Twenty minutes, 41 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: twenty minutes, very sex. One paragraph where you were just 42 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: out there right. 43 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 2: One paragraph. 44 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: So we're all in a group chat and after our 45 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: initial topic selection, no one but one person had said 46 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: anything or done their part. Just me and this other 47 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: girl jests. 48 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 2: Wow. 49 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: So the day it's to do comes around. It's due 50 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: at eleven to fifty nine pm, and that night was 51 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: also the football game that my partner and I had 52 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: brought tickets for and were excited to go for months prior, wow, 53 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: months months. Yeah, they were big football fans over here. 54 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 1: Go sports Sports. It didn't start until eight pm, and 55 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: I was going to this football game, so I wouldn't 56 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: be able to turn it in at eleven to fifty 57 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: nine pm, and so someone else would have to do it, 58 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: but no one was stepping up. Come on, only one 59 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: person needs to turn this project in and I don't 60 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: know if I'll be able to send a message to 61 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: the group chat that morning asking if someone else can 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: be responsible for turning it in because I couldn't. That night, 63 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: only Jess said anything, saying she can't do it because 64 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: she's an online student in another countries, so the time 65 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: zone would make it so she can't totally understandable. Yeah, 66 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: I wait a bit and ask again. No response from anyone, 67 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: and they still haven't started their parts with the paragraph. Yo, 68 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: a couple hours from the game, and I'm starting to 69 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: stress the f out because I don't want to have 70 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: to skip the game. We spent one hundred dollars plus 71 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: on but I couldn't be the one to finish their 72 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: parts and turn it in. Yeah, and also like you 73 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,279 Speaker 1: shouldn't finish their parts anyway. 74 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 2: That's why the group project. Everyone the group, that's a 75 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 2: new part of the project. 76 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: So I talk with the TA and she says to 77 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: one more time, tell everyone that they need their part 78 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: done by the time I leave eight pm, or I'm 79 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: turning in this project without their parts. Yeah, after this, 80 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: one more or person does their part, but the rest 81 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: still down't. So I do their parts, turn it right 82 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: in before I leave at eight pm and made a 83 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: note of who didn't do their parts as the TA 84 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: told me to, and then I turned it in while 85 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: I was at the game. The rest of them, I guess, 86 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: finally saw the messages and blew up the chat, cussing 87 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: me out and saying they're going to get a zero now. 88 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: And then I turned it in before the due day time, 89 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 1: so it was unfair. I'll be a river. When I 90 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: saw this, I said, that's what the TA told me 91 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: to do, and that they had two weeks. 92 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: To write one freaking paragraph. 93 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: And then I had been asking for twelve hours prior 94 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: if anyone else can be the one to turn it in, 95 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: and no one said anything. If someone just offered to 96 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 1: turn it in, I wouldn't have had to turn it 97 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: in early at all. They said they're going to talk 98 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: to the TA, and then I'm a try hard bee. 99 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: The TA is on my side, so I'm not going 100 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,359 Speaker 1: to get in trouble. But am I the a hole? 101 00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 2: No? 102 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, no one's done anything in the weeks. 103 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 4: It's on like they should have if you had, if 104 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 4: they had responded and said something, I could have understood, like, okay, 105 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 4: like you turned it in early like that. But the 106 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 4: thing is you never once responded two weeks for twenty 107 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 4: twenty minutes of work. 108 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,719 Speaker 2: Communication is key, dude. 109 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: You can't just go someone in our group project at 110 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 1: least if you're gonna be a bomb, at least you know, 111 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: be a community communicative bump, right, Like honestly, all you 112 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: have to do, just like one person could have just 113 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: been like, hey, I like, you know, I could be 114 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: the one to turn it in, but I can't do 115 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: my part. 116 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 2: Oh see there we go. 117 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 4: Yeah and then and then O he's like, okay, you 118 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 4: know what, I want to make this game so fit. 119 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,479 Speaker 4: I'll just do twenty minutes of work and I get 120 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 4: to go to my game guilt free. 121 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 2: You know that? Yeah, that could have worked. It could 122 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 2: have worked, It could have worked. 123 00:05:55,760 --> 00:06:00,479 Speaker 1: Not the best, but you know, you know, yeah smarts 124 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: as Bill Gates would say, Yes, you know, you know 125 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 1: quote from Bill Gates. 126 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, I want to hire lazy people. Yeah, 127 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 2: I want to hire lazy people. 128 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: So and the end of that quote is I want 129 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: to hire lazy people because they will find out how 130 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: to do the most work in the least amount of time. 131 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 2: And there's an edit to this story. 132 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 1: Oh this keeps getting brought up in the comments, so 133 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: I'm just going to add it here. The professor has 134 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: also been contacted and he agreed with the tha's judgment. 135 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: Also from the beginning, they had the option to turn 136 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,679 Speaker 1: their part after I turned in hours at eight pm, 137 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: but they didn't. Probably should have mentioned that in the 138 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: original posts. But again, they had the entire deadline eleven 139 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: fifty nine to get full credit on their part, and 140 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: they did it. 141 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 2: Freak it. 142 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 1: So it's their fault, completely and utterly. 143 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 2: They have no room, have no room to complain. 144 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 4: They literally could have been like, Okay, it didn't get 145 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 4: to I'll just do it at nine to ten whatever pm. 146 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, freak what at eleven? What would that be? 147 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 4: Eight eleven fifty eight or like he said, it was 148 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 4: twenty minutes, so that would be eleven thirty nine. 149 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 2: If it had. 150 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,160 Speaker 4: Started eleven thirty nine pm, they still would have been 151 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:06,839 Speaker 4: in the clear. 152 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: But no, but no, they're so lazy. Bill Gates wouldn't 153 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: hire even you. No way, no way, Oz. 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